Date: May 19th, 2015 1:38 PM
Author: laughsome affirmative action
if you gave her mattress a voice/persona.
like in Doonesbury, where that broomstick or whatever follows that guy around and talks to him.
she could have 3-panel conversations w/ her mattress, as they walk around columbia/NYC, etc.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2884222&forum_id=2#27921480)