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Eminem - Splooge Yourself

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Date: March 26th, 2019 12:15 AM
Author: house-broken slimy public bath ape

Look

If you had one shot

Or one opportunity

To grow it as big as you ever wanted

In one moment

Would you capture it?

Or just let it slip?

.

Yo

His palms are sweaty, glutes weak, balls are heavy

He’s taken off his sweater already, prong is steady

He's nervous, but on the surface he looks cumblast-ready

To pop schlong, but he keeps on forgetting

How to pose down, the Splash Zone goes so loud

He flexes his spout, but the loads won't come out

He's choking, how, all the twinks are joking now

His cock’s run out, slime’s up, over, blaow!

Cucked by the brawny men, oh he feels scrawny then

Oh, there goes Yann again, choked

He's so yoked, but he won't dress up that easy? No

He won't have it, he knows he’ll be back shooting ropes

It don't matter, he's nude, he knows that, but he's broke

He's so stacked that he knows, when he goes back to growing his bone, that's when its

Back to the lab again yo, this whole rhapsody

He better go blast in this moment and hope it don't pass him

.

You better

Splooge yourself in the moment, you own it

You better never lift in clothes

You only got one cock, do not miss your chance to blow

This opportunity only comes once in a lifetime, you better



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Date: March 26th, 2019 12:16 AM
Author: buck-toothed ivory school cafeteria



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Date: March 26th, 2019 12:16 AM
Author: house-broken slimy public bath ape

The pole's escaping, through this hole that it's gaping

This twink is mine for the taking

Make me king, as we move toward a, nude world order

A clothed life is boring, but alpha stardom's close to post mortem

He only grows harder, only grows swoler

He blows nuts all over these loads is all on him



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Date: March 26th, 2019 12:26 AM
Author: unholy lodge

lmao

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Date: March 26th, 2019 12:30 AM
Author: buck-toothed ivory school cafeteria



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Date: March 27th, 2019 10:35 AM
Author: house-broken slimy public bath ape



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Date: March 26th, 2019 5:42 AM
Author: Demanding mind-boggling national security agency



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Date: March 26th, 2019 6:02 AM
Author: indigo fiercely-loyal haunted graveyard chapel

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Date: March 31st, 2019 12:35 PM
Author: house-broken slimy public bath ape



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Date: March 26th, 2019 6:08 AM
Author: 180 tripping center pisswyrm



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Date: March 26th, 2019 7:27 AM
Author: silver bossy milk



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:03 AM
Author: house-broken slimy public bath ape

All the pain inside amplified by the

Fact that I can't get by with my 9"

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Date: March 27th, 2019 10:36 AM
Author: Marvelous dead theater stage

Just when you think the genre has gone soft.

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Date: March 27th, 2019 11:50 AM
Author: house-broken slimy public bath ape

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Date: March 27th, 2019 11:56 AM
Author: Motley market factory reset button



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Date: March 27th, 2019 11:55 AM
Author: silver bossy milk



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Date: March 27th, 2019 11:02 AM
Author: floppy background story

Ambitious piece. Probably one of the greatest all time

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Date: July 13th, 2020 12:46 PM
Author: house-broken slimy public bath ape



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Date: March 27th, 2019 11:58 AM
Author: Passionate twisted newt crackhouse



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Date: March 27th, 2019 3:33 PM
Author: floppy background story



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Date: March 29th, 2019 10:56 AM
Author: house-broken slimy public bath ape



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Date: April 2nd, 2019 10:13 AM
Author: house-broken slimy public bath ape

And it's no JK Roher

This is my grower and my pole is so hard

And it's getting even harder trying to eat and spray my seed, plus

See this boner caught up between being stronger and twinks in the sauna

Baby batter splattering on me and too much

For me to want to give them a spot, more man-jam or not

Has gotten me to the point, I'm an alpha male, I've got

To masturbate and squat 'fore I end up in female slot

Sucking men is my only motherfucking option, the tailor's not

Cock, I love you, but this rail has got to blow, I cannot grow old in Male Men's lot

So here goes my cumshot

Skeet fail me not 'cause this maybe the only opportunity that I got

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Date: April 2nd, 2019 10:21 AM
Author: indigo fiercely-loyal haunted graveyard chapel



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Date: April 11th, 2019 10:03 AM
Author: house-broken slimy public bath ape



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Date: June 28th, 2019 9:54 PM
Author: henna pungent hell puppy



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Date: June 28th, 2019 10:08 PM
Author: Stimulating disgusting famous landscape painting



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Date: June 28th, 2019 10:13 PM
Author: soggy comical internal respiration stag film

literally spit on my screen at "you better never lift in clothes"

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Date: August 18th, 2019 4:09 PM
Author: house-broken slimy public bath ape



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Date: August 18th, 2019 4:21 PM
Author: spectacular chad french chef



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Date: October 26th, 2019 12:53 PM
Author: house-broken slimy public bath ape



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Date: January 30th, 2020 9:33 PM
Author: house-broken slimy public bath ape

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Date: July 13th, 2020 2:38 AM
Author: house-broken slimy public bath ape



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Date: July 13th, 2020 4:05 AM
Author: beta insane dopamine tattoo



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Date: April 18th, 2021 5:28 PM
Author: house-broken slimy public bath ape



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Date: April 18th, 2021 5:31 PM
Author: indigo fiercely-loyal haunted graveyard chapel



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Date: December 9th, 2021 5:03 PM
Author: house-broken slimy public bath ape



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Date: October 27th, 2022 8:43 PM
Author: henna pungent hell puppy

You better NEVER lift in clothes!

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Date: October 27th, 2022 8:49 PM
Author: indigo fiercely-loyal haunted graveyard chapel



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Date: December 1st, 2022 2:19 PM
Author: house-broken slimy public bath ape



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