I had a client in the lobby waiting to talk to me, but I was going to use one of the empty offices to talk to her because my office is a mess to the point where it is embarassing.

Azn HR cunt bursts in and I thought she said my client was coming to talk to me.

I was all, "No, no, I'm going down to talk to her." This confused Azn HR Cunt because what she really said was that she (i.e., the Cunt) needed to talk to me, not my client.

I saw she was confused because she has the worst poker face (it is so cute) so I asked her what she said. Then we had an awkward moment where I explained what I thought I heard, etc.

Then we got down to why she needed to talk to me.

She wanted to know what I thought of the paralegal from my old firm that was applying. I was able to deduce that she was referring to the chubby latina I saw in the hallway a few minutes earlier.

I told Cunt I've never seen her before. Then I "remind" Cunt that I started working for our firm in March 2014.

All of a sudden she remembered that fact and apologized because this paralegal started at my old firm in November 2014. She didn't last long, something about going to Tijuana to give birth.

"That sounds sketchy," I said and we both lol'd. I felt something. I think the pic of my abs made her wet and she just made an excuse to come talk to me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4305954&forum_id=2#38555242)