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Date: April 26th, 2021 1:21 PM
Author: Supple box office scourge upon the earth

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Date: March 16th, 2025 8:35 AM
Author: Supple box office scourge upon the earth



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Date: March 16th, 2025 9:25 AM
Author: provocative balding address new version

My Name is Cali Shitlaw Guru. I am Forty-Three years old. I live in the Pacific Palisades off of Sunset Boulevard with partial ocean view. Tom Cruise owns the home with unobscured ocean view.

I believe in taking care of myself, in balancing exercise, work, and play. I hold a black belt in kickboxing, am a reserve Sheriff's deputy, and have a purple belt in Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu. I own a highly lucrative personal injury law practice and recently secured my largest verdict yet against Starbucks for a client who suffered severe burns on his penis.

But nothing combines my passions for work, well-being, and leisure more than my true calling: being a Dave and Buster's advantage player. A arrive at the Dave and Buster's on Hollywood Boulevard at 10:30 a.m on half price games Wednesday. D&B opens at 11 a.am, but this is usually early enough to secure the Crossy Road machine.

Regardless of how skill based a game may seem, any redemption game has an house edge, just a casino. An advantage player is like a blackjack card counter. We find an edge and exploit it for profit. On half price Wednesdays I play Cross Road for tickets. I earn 25,000 an hour now.

The game involves getting a chicken to cross a road and dodging various obstacles. However, reaching the jackpot involves dodging a semi-truck that will always kill the player 9 out of every 10 times. 25,000 tickets an hour is possible with perfect play despite this. And on half price game Wednesday this will cost me about $50.

The most cost efficient item in the Winner's Circle is a Playstation Five for 150,000 tickets that I can sell on eBay for $400 after shipping. Therefore, playing Crossy Road for six hours at the cost of $250 nets me a $150 profit, or $25 an hour. Dave and Busters is open from 11 a.m. to midnight on Wednesday, allowing me to always win at least two Playstation Fives with an hour to spare. I used to use this time for bathroom breaks and perhaps a Papi Chulo Queso. But I have trained such that now I can do the entire 13 hour stretch without a break and save my excess tickets for future Playstation Fives. With 25,000 excess tickets, that enables me to earn a bonus Playstation Five every month and a half.

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Date: March 17th, 2025 6:51 AM
Author: Supple box office scourge upon the earth



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Date: March 17th, 2025 6:53 AM
Author: titillating chapel brethren

On half price Wednesdays I play Cross Road for tickets. I earn 25,000 an hour now.

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Date: March 17th, 2025 8:15 AM
Author: know-it-all multi-colored set boiling water



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Date: March 17th, 2025 8:17 AM
Author: big bespoke toaster fanboi



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