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Forgotten scum platformers from the 90s: Oddworld, Earthworm Jim, Toejam & Earl,

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Autistic Mahogany Library Kitty
  05/20/25
We're doing rape tape right now.
180 mewling ticket booth
  05/20/25
Never played it
Autistic Mahogany Library Kitty
  05/20/25
Oddworld was 90's? I thought that was a 2000s PC game or som...
Chocolate meetinghouse
  05/20/25
It came out in 1997
Autistic Mahogany Library Kitty
  05/20/25
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Passionate Charcoal Mad-dog Skullcap School Cafeteria
  10/24/25
wario land
aphrodisiac silver market
  05/20/25
Wario Land is a prestigious game
Autistic Mahogany Library Kitty
  05/20/25
Toejam and Earl isn't a platformer
Coral titillating casino dog poop
  05/20/25
Yeah that was engagement bait
Autistic Mahogany Library Kitty
  05/20/25
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Passionate Charcoal Mad-dog Skullcap School Cafeteria
  10/23/25
Kirby on Gameboy always struck me as scumbag. Same with Game...
Excitant Cobalt Idiot Orchestra Pit
  05/21/25
Kirby is actually a very deep game, on the surface its easy ...
Autistic Mahogany Library Kitty
  10/23/25
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Passionate Charcoal Mad-dog Skullcap School Cafeteria
  10/23/25
oddworld was amazing
topaz glittery pervert
  10/23/25
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Passionate Charcoal Mad-dog Skullcap School Cafeteria
  10/24/25
All those shitty PSX mascot platformers like Gex, Croc, and ...
Razzle-dazzle kitchen
  10/23/25
Jesus
180 mewling ticket booth
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Passionate Charcoal Mad-dog Skullcap School Cafeteria
  10/24/25
Vector man is incredibly Scummy
Beady-eyed stock car shrine
  10/25/25
Adventure Island / Wonder Boy (NES / Master System, 1986&nda...
Beady-eyed stock car shrine
  10/25/25
The Simpsons: Bart vs. the Space Mutants
180 mewling ticket booth
  10/25/25
Good one. The early Simpson expanded universe was Scummy af
Beady-eyed stock car shrine
  10/25/25
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Passionate Charcoal Mad-dog Skullcap School Cafeteria
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Beady-eyed stock car shrine
  10/25/25
180
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Autistic Mahogany Library Kitty
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Date: May 20th, 2025 8:43 PM
Author: Autistic Mahogany Library Kitty

What else

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Date: May 20th, 2025 8:43 PM
Author: 180 mewling ticket booth

We're doing rape tape right now.

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Date: May 20th, 2025 9:01 PM
Author: Autistic Mahogany Library Kitty

Never played it

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Date: May 20th, 2025 9:03 PM
Author: Chocolate meetinghouse

Oddworld was 90's? I thought that was a 2000s PC game or something

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Date: May 20th, 2025 9:08 PM
Author: Autistic Mahogany Library Kitty

It came out in 1997

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Date: October 24th, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: Passionate Charcoal Mad-dog Skullcap School Cafeteria



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Date: May 20th, 2025 9:05 PM
Author: aphrodisiac silver market

wario land

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Date: May 20th, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: Autistic Mahogany Library Kitty

Wario Land is a prestigious game

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Date: May 20th, 2025 9:14 PM
Author: Coral titillating casino dog poop

Toejam and Earl isn't a platformer

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Date: May 20th, 2025 9:16 PM
Author: Autistic Mahogany Library Kitty

Yeah that was engagement bait

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Date: October 23rd, 2025 9:36 PM
Author: Passionate Charcoal Mad-dog Skullcap School Cafeteria



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Date: May 21st, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: Excitant Cobalt Idiot Orchestra Pit

Kirby on Gameboy always struck me as scumbag. Same with Game Gear’s Shinobi. The later is probably more “forgotten” though.



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Date: October 23rd, 2025 9:35 PM
Author: Autistic Mahogany Library Kitty

Kirby is actually a very deep game, on the surface its easy af and you can fly though every level but if you want to 100% it, it gets hard and obscure. Like you gotta look up what to do. Its an auteur driven game

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Date: October 23rd, 2025 9:35 PM
Author: Passionate Charcoal Mad-dog Skullcap School Cafeteria



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Date: October 23rd, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: topaz glittery pervert

oddworld was amazing

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Date: October 24th, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: Passionate Charcoal Mad-dog Skullcap School Cafeteria



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Date: October 23rd, 2025 7:16 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle kitchen

All those shitty PSX mascot platformers like Gex, Croc, and the one with the Tasmanian tiger.

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Date: October 23rd, 2025 9:54 PM
Author: 180 mewling ticket booth

Jesus

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Date: October 24th, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: Passionate Charcoal Mad-dog Skullcap School Cafeteria



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Date: October 25th, 2025 8:31 PM
Author: Beady-eyed stock car shrine

Vector man is incredibly Scummy

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Date: October 25th, 2025 8:38 PM
Author: Beady-eyed stock car shrine

Adventure Island / Wonder Boy (NES / Master System, 1986–1992)

Chuck Rock (Amiga / Genesis / SNES, 1991)

Joe & Mac (Caveman Ninja) (Arcade / SNES / Genesis, 1991)

Bonk’s Adventure / BC Kid / PC Genjin (TurboGrafx-16, 1989–1993)

The Flintstones series (NES / SNES, 1991–1994)

Prehistorik / Prehistorik 2 (PC / Amiga, 1991–1993)

Big Nose the Caveman (NES, 1991)

Caveman Ugh-Lympics (PC / NES, 1988)

Trog! (Arcade / NES, 1990)

B.C.’s Quest for Tires (ColecoVision / C64, 1983)

🪓 How Caveman Platformers Are Inexorably Tied to the Scumbag Clique

Caveman platformers are the Scumbag psyche digitized—primitive, appetitive, circular.

They center on consumption and impulse, not achievement: eat, hit, fuck, repeat.

The player enacts the Scumbag loop; momentary satisfaction with no accumulation or learning.

Each game celebrates bodily immediacy: hunger, muscle, libido, idiocy.

Progress is an illusion; the Stone Age persists, just as the Scumbag never ascends class or spirit.

Their humor lies in degradation, their color in futility—a world of meat and noise where thought is extinction.

These games embody the eternal present, a world without language, memory, or transcendence. the Scumbag’s digital cave, flickering with the same stone-age glow of beer signs and CRTs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728146&forum_id=2#49374874)



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Date: October 25th, 2025 8:40 PM
Author: 180 mewling ticket booth

The Simpsons: Bart vs. the Space Mutants

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Date: October 25th, 2025 8:43 PM
Author: Beady-eyed stock car shrine

Good one. The early Simpson expanded universe was Scummy af

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728146&forum_id=2#49374877)



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Date: October 25th, 2025 8:53 PM
Author: Passionate Charcoal Mad-dog Skullcap School Cafeteria



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Date: October 25th, 2025 8:57 PM
Author: Beady-eyed stock car shrine

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Date: October 25th, 2025 9:19 PM
Author: Passionate Charcoal Mad-dog Skullcap School Cafeteria

180

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Date: October 25th, 2025 9:00 PM
Author: Autistic Mahogany Library Kitty



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Date: October 25th, 2025 9:19 PM
Author: Passionate Charcoal Mad-dog Skullcap School Cafeteria



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