Heartland ain’t got no heart, friend — it’s cornfield

Camouflage for the $y$tem’s abandoned organ.

I just passed a $gas station whose sign said, “Now Hiring. " However, the windows were shattered, and two feral children were licking vape juice off a raccoon trap.

I tried to ask a question but got told, “We don’t accept questions, only applications.”

Every dollar in this town smells like piss and ADM oat slurry.

They put fluoride in the Pepsi and fentanyl in the Froot Loops.

Saw a billboard that said “God Bless Our Truckers” but the truck stop was burning.|

Tow frauds circled it like vultures.

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One asked if I was “Boom from the internet.”

I said “No friend. Boom i$ from every failed exit off I-80.”

He nodded.

Then charged me $210 to roll me six feet into a ditch.

I ain’t been right $ince.

(You knew that, Mainlining. I saw your Mahchine™ schematic carved into the diesel pump.)

Hehe ;)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729715&forum_id=2#48960089)