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Date: October 1st, 2025 10:24 PM Author: beady-eyed sexy stage
Det: What do we got here, Mort?
Mort: *reaches for sunglasses* "Looks like this merger… just hit a hostile takeover"
YYYEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!! *cue theme music*
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731010&forum_id=2#49318542) |
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