my firm had a big event this weekend and got sully sullenber...	Sadistic purple love of her life	07/16/23
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just heard from one guy in the group with whom i work closel...	Sadistic purple love of her life	07/16/23
Double down. If confronted, mention that in college you did...	Glittery Dark Stage	07/16/23
assume i do this but that it’s not technically true. w...	Sadistic purple love of her life	07/16/23
It's hard to prove a negative, it's not like they can review...	Glittery Dark Stage	07/16/23
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Date: July 16th, 2023 12:32 AM Author: Sadistic purple love of her life my firm had a big event this weekend and got sully sullenberger to give the keynote address. it really was a great speech. afterward, he was mingling with several firm bigwigs and i walked up to try to ingratiate myself. i felt a little self-conscious sidling up like that and tried to break the tension with a joke. as soon as i walked up i looked at sully and said “well, i guess everyone’s the hero of their own story, right?” i’m actually a big fan and thought my comment would be self-evidently tongue in cheek. anyway, nobody said anything for like the longest three seconds of my life and sully finally responded with a very sober (and just gracious enough to be deadly) “i suppose that’s often the case, son.” my group head immediately stepped in to remind sully of someone he wanted him to meet and the crowd dispersed. haven’t heard anything from any of them since. what’s my play here? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373411&forum_id=2#46552552)

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Date: July 16th, 2023 1:28 AM Author: Overrated Gaping Legend (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373411&forum_id=2#46552626)

Date: July 16th, 2023 1:33 AM Author: orange hunting ground stage You should offer anal and/or oral to make up for it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373411&forum_id=2#46552631)

Date: July 16th, 2023 1:36 AM Author: magical gaming laptop You should have said "I like pilots who don't crash their planes." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373411&forum_id=2#46552634)

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Date: March 21st, 2025 12:46 PM Author: Abnormal disgusting place of business (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373411&forum_id=2#48768815)

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Date: July 16th, 2023 11:38 AM Author: Sadistic purple love of her life just heard from one guy in the group with whom i work closely. he said the hardest part of his night was not busting out laughing when i said it but that he wouldn’t want to be me today. how bad is this likely to get? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373411&forum_id=2#46553249)

Date: July 16th, 2023 11:40 AM Author: Glittery Dark Stage Double down. If confronted, mention that in college you did a little bit of piloting and once landed an Airbus in the Hudson, you just weren't a publicity hound about it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373411&forum_id=2#46553255)

Date: July 16th, 2023 11:45 AM Author: Sadistic purple love of her life assume i do this but that it’s not technically true. would there be some way for the firm to verify this? faa records or something? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373411&forum_id=2#46553272)

Date: July 16th, 2023 11:47 AM Author: Glittery Dark Stage It's hard to prove a negative, it's not like they can review every FAA record to confirm you didn't land an AirBus in the Hudson. If they get really aggressive, you can also mention that you were working for the CIA at the time and the details of the incident are classified. If they have a top secret clearance and a plausible need to know, then you can share the details but until then you've said as much as you can. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373411&forum_id=2#46553282)

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Date: March 21st, 2025 12:49 PM Author: duck-like jet-lagged institution milk Update: OP is now managing partner of the firm (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373411&forum_id=2#48768838)

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