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I have an opportunity to insider trade and 200x my net worth, should I?

Very doubtful I'd be caught as I got this information in a w...
adventurous spot
  06/03/25
you should share it with your Internet friends here
Wine theater
  06/03/25
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aqua striped hyena legal warrant
  06/04/25
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yapping domesticated principal's office
  06/04/25
Lol at not being traceable
Mint public bath community account
  06/03/25
Only traceable thing would be me making an insane trade. Hap...
adventurous spot
  06/03/25
be careful. the SEC's computers now use AI to spot insider t...
histrionic death wish
  06/03/25
Yes. This is legal advice. Everyone who is rich does it. Co...
hairless sandwich
  06/03/25
Wtf? How do I make that much????
adventurous spot
  06/03/25
only if you promise to update us on the indictment, convicti...
White Tattoo
  06/03/25
Ever heard of a "straw man" and "attorney-cli...
Opaque psychic
  06/03/25
poast ur email im serious
adventurous spot
  06/03/25
juaneighty@proton.me
diverse gold business firm kitty
  06/04/25
Just buy 9 other random stocks at the same time.
Spectacular crystalline wrinkle juggernaut
  06/03/25
obviously yes
Crusty Coffee Pot School
  06/03/25
tell us and we will each give you 10% of our gains.
French Comical Heaven
  06/03/25
cr. not flame
Demanding degenerate
  06/04/25
Good idea to tack on some conspiracy charges, and our RICO e...
Alcoholic international law enforcement agency
  06/04/25
u guys r my counsel, please see EPAH's response above
adventurous spot
  06/04/25
which noble xo lawyer shall volunteer to draw up the necessa...
talking 180 deer antler volcanic crater
  06/04/25
for things like this, you go on their word
French Comical Heaven
  06/04/25
This is actually value maximizing. None of us can be prosec...
Disrespectful learning disabled abode
  06/04/25
no! better follow the rules! all those rich people certai...
puce aphrodisiac market
  06/04/25
it's a small club and they dont want random ppl maeking it i...
soul-stirring emerald tanning salon
  06/04/25
I think the most illustrative case here is one of Matthew Ma...
White Tattoo
  06/04/25
This happens all the time. The legal system is a joke and re...
Sapphire shrine
  06/04/25
ah hahahahahahhaa pwned Then, there was the Mathew Martom...
soul-stirring emerald tanning salon
  06/04/25
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aqua striped hyena legal warrant
  06/04/25
https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898640&mc=37&a...
diverse gold business firm kitty
  06/04/25
EV analysis. Upside has to be enough to retire you because d...
Laughsome Amber Stock Car
  06/04/25
As everyone knows, the first step to not getting caught at i...
Disrespectful learning disabled abode
  06/04/25
I have a confession. I did the insider trading like four mon...
adventurous spot
  06/04/25
its legal now as long as u are a trumpmo
flushed appetizing blood rage
  06/04/25
You'll be fine. Do it. DO IT BIG IF you get caught, and I...
coral excitant site
  06/04/25


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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:52 PM
Author: adventurous spot

Very doubtful I'd be caught as I got this information in a way that only involves me and isn't traceable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48984484)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: Wine theater

you should share it with your Internet friends here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48984486)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:04 PM
Author: aqua striped hyena legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48986753)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: yapping domesticated principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48986816)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: Mint public bath community account

Lol at not being traceable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48984487)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:55 PM
Author: adventurous spot

Only traceable thing would be me making an insane trade. Happens all of the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48984491)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:55 PM
Author: histrionic death wish

be careful. the SEC's computers now use AI to spot insider trading.

"Cause the man is wise

You are still an outlaw in their eyes"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48984490)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:55 PM
Author: hairless sandwich

Yes. This is legal advice. Everyone who is rich does it. Congrats on your soon to be $150,000 net worth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48984492)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: adventurous spot

Wtf? How do I make that much????

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48984494)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: White Tattoo

only if you promise to update us on the indictment, conviction, and sentencing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48984495)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: Opaque psychic

Ever heard of a "straw man" and "attorney-client privilege"? Email me brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48984536)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 7:05 PM
Author: adventurous spot

poast ur email

im serious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48984697)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 11:05 AM
Author: diverse gold business firm kitty

juaneighty@proton.me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48986083)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 6:18 PM
Author: Spectacular crystalline wrinkle juggernaut

Just buy 9 other random stocks at the same time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48984544)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 6:19 PM
Author: Crusty Coffee Pot School

obviously yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48984545)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 6:29 PM
Author: French Comical Heaven

tell us and we will each give you 10% of our gains.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48984563)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 9:24 AM
Author: Demanding degenerate

cr. not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48985721)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 9:26 AM
Author: Alcoholic international law enforcement agency

Good idea to tack on some conspiracy charges, and our RICO expert is already ITT or does he only do civil?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48985725)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: adventurous spot

u guys r my counsel, please see EPAH's response above

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48985860)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: talking 180 deer antler volcanic crater

which noble xo lawyer shall volunteer to draw up the necessary terms and NDAs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48985971)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: French Comical Heaven

for things like this, you go on their word

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48986146)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:08 PM
Author: Disrespectful learning disabled abode

This is actually value maximizing. None of us can be prosecuted for insider trading so OP can just say he was one of us.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48986762)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 9:27 AM
Author: puce aphrodisiac market

no! better follow the rules!

all those rich people certainly did.

how would things look if people did not follow the rules?! are society would be so unfair

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48985729)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 9:57 AM
Author: soul-stirring emerald tanning salon

it's a small club and they dont want random ppl maeking it in. you will be Destroyed imo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48985864)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 10:25 AM
Author: White Tattoo

I think the most illustrative case here is one of Matthew Martoma. This house turd did insider trading for his kike overlord. Got pwned hard by turd USA for SDNY. No penalty for kike kohen.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mathew_Martoma

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48985957)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 10:27 AM
Author: Sapphire shrine

This happens all the time. The legal system is a joke and really just some dumb semetic ritual bullshit beyond anything else.

Fuck kikes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48985961)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 11:03 AM
Author: soul-stirring emerald tanning salon

ah hahahahahahhaa pwned

Then, there was the Mathew Martoma case: the former S.A.C. portfolio manager had an inside source—a doctor who helped supervise drug trials for the Elan Corporation—and investigators had established that Martoma made a phone call to Cohen shortly before Cohen gave orders to sell the stock. But Klotz observed that, before the selloff, Elan had risen from nineteen dollars to more than thirty, and that several analysts had issued reports arguing that the stock had peaked. It made sense for Cohen to sell his shares. In Klotz’s telling, Martoma had told Cohen that he was “no longer comfortable” being long in the stock. Given that S.A.C. had an unrealized profit of around eighty million dollars, selling was simply the prudent thing to do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48986077)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:04 PM
Author: aqua striped hyena legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48986755)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 10:56 AM
Author: diverse gold business firm kitty

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898640&mc=37&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48986056)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 11:01 AM
Author: Laughsome Amber Stock Car

EV analysis. Upside has to be enough to retire you because downside is you give it all back and start over

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48986073)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:06 PM
Author: Disrespectful learning disabled abode

As everyone knows, the first step to not getting caught at insider trading is to take questions on XO. Make sure you buy short-dated out of the money call options to maximize your returns.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48986758)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:25 PM
Author: adventurous spot

I have a confession. I did the insider trading like four months ago.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48986805)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:27 PM
Author: flushed appetizing blood rage

its legal now as long as u are a trumpmo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48986814)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:42 PM
Author: coral excitant site

You'll be fine. Do it. DO IT BIG

IF you get caught, and IF they go after you, just buy a pardon from Trump daddy and its all gucci.

this is legal advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48986845)