41 “Then he will say to those on his left, ‘Depart from me, you cursed pumos, into the internet's ether prepared for Peter North and his alts. 42 For I was bored and you spammed the bort with your silly nonsense, I was suicidal and you begged me to pull the plug, 43 I was a stranger and you did not blank bump my threads, naked and you spammed my dick pics all over the internet.’ 44 Then the pumos also will answer, saying, ‘Rachmiel, when did we see you bored or suicidal, and did not minister to you?’ 45 Then he will answer them, saying, ‘Truly, I say to you, as you did not do it to one of the least of these, you did not do it to me.’ 46 And the pumos will go away into eternal punishment, banished to reddit forever, but the righteous into xo immortality.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2843999&forum_id=2#27595324)

Many poasts flashed before my eyes.

In each poast i noticed names in the "author line."

Sometimes there were real names,

other times there were pumos.

This bothered me because I noticed

that during the low periods of my life,

when I was suffering from

anguish, sorrow or defeat,

I could see only pumos.

So I said to the Rach,

"You promised me Rach,

that if I poasted with an author name,

you would poast with me always.

But I have noticed that during

the most trying periods of my life

there have only been pumos

poasting in all of my threads.

Why, when I needed you most,

you have not been there for me?"

Rach replied,

"The times when you have

seen only pumos in your thread,

is when I blank bumped you."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2843999&forum_id=2#27599679)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2843999&forum_id=2#34261580)