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35 y/o ibanker dies after 100 hour work week makes his heart explode (nypost)

https://nypost.com/2024/05/09/business/wall-street-bankers-d...
Stirring Sex Offender
  05/10/24
it was the jewish heart attack jab he was forced to get in t...
soul-stirring learning disabled alpha
  05/10/24
Yeah I was gonna say.
racy school
  05/10/24
throw some good poasts into the mix every once in a while qu...
Stirring Sex Offender
  05/11/24
Faggots. I’ve worked 80-100 hour weeks for like 14 yea...
slippery razzle senate
  05/10/24
No
gay lascivious laser beams
  05/10/24
ur barely literate
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  05/10/24
180
gay lascivious laser beams
  05/10/24
Yeah, guys, let's all imitate AREreptile and his GREAT life
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  05/10/24
180
gay lascivious laser beams
  05/10/24
the man owns multiple properties
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  05/10/24
This is not true or possible given the amount of time you po...
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  05/10/24
180
gay lascivious laser beams
  05/10/24
They used to keep him locked up in the compliance cage on th...
filthy yapping fortuitous meteor pocket flask
  05/10/24
enjoy death age 47. we'll get together then, you know we'll ...
Marvelous persian
  05/10/24
seems unlikely
Arousing hyperventilating ticket booth
  05/10/24
lol this is the most unbelievable horseshit you have posted....
Disgusting keepsake machete state
  05/12/24
...
Stirring Sex Offender
  05/10/24
This story dropped on a forum, then reddit, then xo before i...
Fear-inspiring ratface
  05/10/24
they still do that shit?
Costumed violent queen of the night
  05/10/24
Such is the Nature of the Assignment.
Irradiated Autistic Church
  05/10/24
...
nubile cerebral house
  05/11/24
UMB - Heartland merger comps don't format themselves
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  05/10/24
because people still do it. Gotta get ahead and if the other...
hairraiser infuriating twinkling uncleanness lay
  05/10/24
180
gay lascivious laser beams
  05/10/24
Trapped in a race to the bottom with all the other bootlicke...
Fighting locus
  05/11/24
It only started with Gen X iirc. In the 90s, ibanker associa...
Shimmering Office
  05/12/24
*cue https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=87ODfNr6JGk as his coff...
Irradiated Autistic Church
  05/10/24
whether you die on the battlefield as a Green Beret or at yo...
fragrant naked nowag
  05/10/24
...
henna painfully honest jap
  05/12/24
he must have had a genetic defect
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  05/10/24
Ten years of safe steroid use on an ODA
lime offensive stag film
  05/10/24
Meh shit happens. If people don’t wanna risk what happ...
Twinkling thriller tattoo site
  05/10/24
On balance, in b-GLURGHHHFLG *thud*
Abusive orange generalized bond address
  05/10/24
...
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  05/10/24
...
Twisted crystalline set
  05/10/24
...
Irradiated Autistic Church
  05/11/24
Kike!
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  05/10/24
At 35 this dude was making more like ~$400-450k so cry me a ...
slippery razzle senate
  05/10/24
he was an associate
buck-toothed travel guidebook
  05/12/24
(xo 2024)
Light corner fanboi
  05/12/24
If you can't defend against the 100 hour exploding heart tec...
Free-loading Outnumbered Legal Warrant
  05/10/24
...
Fear-inspiring ratface
  05/11/24
His widow is the type of woman Doodikoff should be trying to...
zippy genital piercing
  05/10/24
Dude made the ultimate sacrifice to make sure that deal got ...
Shivering jet wrinkle
  05/11/24
Asked this before in the other thread but nobody answered. ...
Light corner fanboi
  05/11/24
probably something like friday night fire drill citation che...
razzle-dazzle pale party of the first part
  05/11/24
Who is the audience for the powerpoint?
Light corner fanboi
  05/12/24
probably no one
Stirring Sex Offender
  05/12/24
...
Twisted crystalline set
  05/12/24
This the part that doesn’t make sense to me. I just do...
Rusted aphrodisiac wagecucks range
  05/12/24
To work 100 hours per week, you would have 4 hours left to: ...
bearded sound barrier point
  05/12/24
(not a math masterman) 24 * 7 = 168 hours in a week 100 ho...
Light corner fanboi
  05/12/24
He forgot about weekends is all
Shimmering Office
  05/12/24
I assumed he was working M-F. It is doable, unless you're un...
bearded sound barrier point
  05/12/24
That's a really stupid assumption imo. Anyone working 70+ ho...
Shimmering Office
  05/12/24
Eating is included in the 100 hours of “work” al...
supple therapy
  05/12/24
that guy looks 50 in his work pic
odious water buffalo garrison
  05/12/24
What does "looking 50" even mean if a critical mas...
Shimmering Office
  05/12/24
bill ackman donated 10k to some gofundme for this guy. reall...
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  05/12/24
...
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  05/12/24


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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:10 AM
Author: Stirring Sex Offender

https://nypost.com/2024/05/09/business/wall-street-bankers-death-ignites-anger-at-long-workweeks-could-prompt-walkout/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47649970)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:32 AM
Author: soul-stirring learning disabled alpha

it was the jewish heart attack jab he was forced to get in the military that exploded his heart, actually.

inshallah yours is next.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47649972)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 11:01 PM
Author: racy school

Yeah I was gonna say.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47652384)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 11:06 PM
Author: Stirring Sex Offender

throw some good poasts into the mix every once in a while queer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47654833)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:36 AM
Author: slippery razzle senate

Faggots. I’ve worked 80-100 hour weeks for like 14 years straight and I’m fine and have four kids on top.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47649973)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:00 PM
Author: gay lascivious laser beams

No

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651345)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:00 PM
Author: Abusive orange generalized bond address

ur barely literate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651347)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:01 PM
Author: gay lascivious laser beams

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651348)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:08 PM
Author: hairraiser infuriating twinkling uncleanness lay

Yeah, guys, let's all imitate AREreptile and his GREAT life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651366)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:12 PM
Author: gay lascivious laser beams

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651383)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:17 PM
Author: filthy yapping fortuitous meteor pocket flask

the man owns multiple properties

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651406)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:23 PM
Author: provocative yarmulke trailer park

This is not true or possible given the amount of time you post on here--and that's even assuming it were possible for compliance monkeys to work such hours. (Hint: it's not.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651425)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:24 PM
Author: gay lascivious laser beams

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651429)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:26 PM
Author: filthy yapping fortuitous meteor pocket flask

They used to keep him locked up in the compliance cage on the trading floor through both domestic and international market hours.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651436)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:42 PM
Author: Marvelous persian

enjoy death age 47. we'll get together then, you know we'll have a good time then.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651511)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 6:18 PM
Author: Arousing hyperventilating ticket booth

seems unlikely



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651752)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 8:23 AM
Author: Disgusting keepsake machete state

lol this is the most unbelievable horseshit you have posted. And yes I’m aware that you claim to have been an associate in Quinn Emanuel’s “matrimonial law” practice and that bullshit about you inventing a financial services product.

Btw, your claim to work this much is a self-own in light of the fact that we all know you’re a 250k in-house compliance loser.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655189)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 3:59 PM
Author: Stirring Sex Offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651342)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:13 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring ratface

This story dropped on a forum, then reddit, then xo before it got into the news. The real story is how it got buried for so long.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651391)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:14 PM
Author: Costumed violent queen of the night

they still do that shit?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651394)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:25 PM
Author: Irradiated Autistic Church

Such is the Nature of the Assignment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651434)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 12:20 AM
Author: nubile cerebral house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47652666)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:28 PM
Author: Comical aquamarine weed whacker antidepressant drug

UMB - Heartland merger comps don't format themselves

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651442)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:39 PM
Author: hairraiser infuriating twinkling uncleanness lay

because people still do it. Gotta get ahead and if the other guy is working 80 hours, welp better get your act together.

People like AREreptile brag about this-- they see it as a manly or even moral signifier. Sad!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651492)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:42 PM
Author: gay lascivious laser beams

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651510)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 11:43 PM
Author: Fighting locus

Trapped in a race to the bottom with all the other bootlickers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47654893)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 8:52 AM
Author: Shimmering Office

It only started with Gen X iirc. In the 90s, ibanker associates worked 100 hours/week while Partners Golfed. There was a case study on this for my MBA.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655213)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:25 PM
Author: Irradiated Autistic Church

*cue https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=87ODfNr6JGk as his coffin is carried to his grave Navy SEAL-style by fellow Associates and Colleagues*

*meanwhile In-House Lawyers wearing nothing but diaper, doing the 21 Pen Clicking Salute in perfect and impeccable cadence*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651433)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:51 PM
Author: fragrant naked nowag

whether you die on the battlefield as a Green Beret or at your desk making Mort rich, you die for Israel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651537)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 11:15 AM
Author: henna painfully honest jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655505)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:52 PM
Author: Translucent Hairless Menage Place Of Business

he must have had a genetic defect

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651538)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:56 PM
Author: lime offensive stag film

Ten years of safe steroid use on an ODA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651547)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 5:02 PM
Author: Twinkling thriller tattoo site

Meh shit happens. If people don’t wanna risk what happened go work at Starbucks. If you wanna make $200k a year then learn to manage your stress first.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651573)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 5:17 PM
Author: Abusive orange generalized bond address

On balance, in b-GLURGHHHFLG *thud*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651641)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 5:24 PM
Author: Maroon fluffy stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651649)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 6:10 PM
Author: Twisted crystalline set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651744)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 11:22 PM
Author: Irradiated Autistic Church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47654858)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 5:32 PM
Author: gay lascivious laser beams

Kike!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651662)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 6:00 PM
Author: slippery razzle senate

At 35 this dude was making more like ~$400-450k so cry me a river about his stress. He only made 8.5x what the average person makes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651727)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 7:39 AM
Author: buck-toothed travel guidebook

he was an associate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655173)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 11:43 AM
Author: Light corner fanboi

(xo 2024)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655563)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 6:19 PM
Author: Free-loading Outnumbered Legal Warrant

If you can't defend against the 100 hour exploding heart technique, you have no business in the big leagues

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651755)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 11:23 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47654860)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 11:04 PM
Author: zippy genital piercing

His widow is the type of woman Doodikoff should be trying to date.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47652393)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 2:51 AM
Author: Shivering jet wrinkle

Dude made the ultimate sacrifice to make sure that deal got over the goal line.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47652769)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 11:49 PM
Author: Light corner fanboi

Asked this before in the other thread but nobody answered.

What is the actual work product guys like this are producing in their 100 hours each week? Some sort of spreadsheet of costs/valuations? Powerpoint slides? Negotiating terms of the deal back and forth with the counterparties? ELI5.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47654894)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 11:57 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle pale party of the first part

probably something like friday night fire drill citation checking faggotry but the equivalent of that on a powerpoint instead of a word doc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47654898)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:02 AM
Author: Light corner fanboi

Who is the audience for the powerpoint?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47654899)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:31 AM
Author: Stirring Sex Offender

probably no one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47654923)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 11:40 AM
Author: Twisted crystalline set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655560)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 7:59 AM
Author: Rusted aphrodisiac wagecucks range

This the part that doesn’t make sense to me. I just don’t think I’d do it. Just work M-F (occasional Saturday) and if that’s not enough then they would have to fire me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655176)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 6:40 AM
Author: bearded sound barrier point

To work 100 hours per week, you would have 4 hours left to: (1) sleep, (2) eat, (3) shower, (4) rest, (5) whatever else, socialize, talk to family, etc.

So basically he had to go without eating/sleeping/showering for several days or weeks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655152)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 8:26 AM
Author: Light corner fanboi

(not a math masterman)

24 * 7 = 168 hours in a week

100 hours of work

168-100 = 68 hours left

68/7 = over 9.5 hours remaining every day for sleeping, eating, showering, commuting, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655191)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 9:09 AM
Author: Shimmering Office

He forgot about weekends is all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655255)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 9:40 AM
Author: bearded sound barrier point

I assumed he was working M-F. It is doable, unless you're under a shitload of stress.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655303)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:06 PM
Author: Shimmering Office

That's a really stupid assumption imo. Anyone working 70+ hours a week is going to have some shit bleed into the weekend. 100 hour weeks in white collar jobs are usually "performative" ime and a lot of it is about ingratiating yourself to your Betters. One of the exceptions is in Game Development where there is a Crunch Time in the months before release.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655590)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 11:18 AM
Author: supple therapy

Eating is included in the 100 hours of “work” almost certainly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655517)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 9:43 AM
Author: odious water buffalo garrison

that guy looks 50 in his work pic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655310)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:13 PM
Author: Shimmering Office

What does "looking 50" even mean if a critical mass of youngish white people "look 50" according to azns on the internet?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655598)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 9:51 AM
Author: Disgusting keepsake machete state

bill ackman donated 10k to some gofundme for this guy. really generous!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655324)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 11:44 AM
Author: Rusted aphrodisiac wagecucks range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655570)