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Brothers, when does the U-shaped happiness curve for men begin right curve?

Im looking around at my fellow middle-aged bros and things a...
multi-colored yarmulke
  07/01/25
by this reckoning, we have to wait till age 75 to approximat...
multi-colored yarmulke
  07/01/25
Thats gotta be bullshit
Contagious Deep Milk
  07/01/25
don't worry! when youre 95, your teen years will look like m...
multi-colored yarmulke
  07/01/25
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Buck-toothed library ratface
  07/01/25
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Irradiated Orchid Philosopher-king
  07/01/25
Had the same thought. Noticing family members in their lat...
zippy motley house son of senegal
  07/01/25
The main reason the curve starts going up is that the truly ...
misanthropic school
  07/01/25
wow lmao
zippy motley house son of senegal
  07/01/25
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lavender mind-boggling generalized bond chapel
  07/01/25
Describe the falling apart.
Big hospital
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white home
  07/01/25
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Buck-toothed library ratface
  07/01/25
i think it's basically something like this: We all starte...
multi-colored yarmulke
  07/01/25
Good thing my parents are already dead haha
Marvelous Juggernaut
  07/01/25
holy shit
white home
  07/01/25
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canary stag film codepig
  07/01/25
tyft
multi-colored yarmulke
  07/01/25
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Irradiated Orchid Philosopher-king
  07/01/25
180
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  07/01/25
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zippy motley house son of senegal
  07/01/25
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lascivious flushed party of the first part site
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  07/01/25
When you find a GF half your age.
trip ebony candlestick maker
  07/01/25
Jfc shut the fuck up
Marvelous Juggernaut
  07/01/25
God has blessed me.
trip ebony candlestick maker
  07/01/25
no kidding this old faggot is going to be suicidal when she ...
lascivious flushed party of the first part site
  07/01/25
Just find another one, if it happens.
trip ebony candlestick maker
  07/01/25
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bistre out-of-control mad cow disease brethren
  07/01/25
Happiness depends a lot on luck tbh. Tragedy and unforeseen ...
Pearly thriller point
  07/01/25
I think “happiness” is just accepting that life ...
Yapping trust fund
  07/01/25
your only chance at all is of having grandchildren while hav...
Amethyst plaza wrinkle
  07/01/25


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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: multi-colored yarmulke

Im looking around at my fellow middle-aged bros and things are kind of falling apart. I hear about this U-shaped curve, and to be honest, we really need to hit that right hand side of the halfpipe really soon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744893&forum_id=2#49062659)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:45 AM
Author: multi-colored yarmulke

by this reckoning, we have to wait till age 75 to approximate happiness we had at 20 :(

https://www.margithenderson.com/the-paradox-of-aging-the-happiness-u-curve/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744893&forum_id=2#49062662)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:51 AM
Author: Contagious Deep Milk

Thats gotta be bullshit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744893&forum_id=2#49062667)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:53 AM
Author: multi-colored yarmulke

don't worry! when youre 95, your teen years will look like misery!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744893&forum_id=2#49062670)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:58 AM
Author: Buck-toothed library ratface



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Date: July 1st, 2025 12:34 PM
Author: Irradiated Orchid Philosopher-king



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:34 PM
Author: zippy motley house son of senegal

Had the same thought. Noticing family members in their late 70s irl getting noticeably more depressed due to health issues and heightened awareness of their mortality imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744893&forum_id=2#49064026)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 9:00 AM
Author: misanthropic school

The main reason the curve starts going up is that the truly saddest, most miserable bros start dying out from age 45 on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744893&forum_id=2#49062687)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:35 PM
Author: zippy motley house son of senegal

wow lmao

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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:36 PM
Author: lavender mind-boggling generalized bond chapel



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:57 AM
Author: Big hospital

Describe the falling apart.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744893&forum_id=2#49062678)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:58 AM
Author: white home



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:59 AM
Author: Buck-toothed library ratface

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gray pubes

leaky diaper

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744893&forum_id=2#49062683)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: multi-colored yarmulke

i think it's basically something like this:

We all started massed together in a crowd of dudes, like 16 years old.

"The Earth" started sniping bad shit and tragedies at us, sporadically. Some bros got headshot. Gone. Some got drilled in the knee or thigh. Hobbled. Drugs, booze. Shitty parents. The riflemen started to unleash some serious clips. Great numbers of us chose liberal arts or law school. Just a cascade of dudes getting laid out, who would never really regain their footing. "The world" then launched fucking grenades. We married and/or impregnated crazy women. Fucking limbs and body parts scattered everywhere. Collateral damage. Lay-offs, ITEs, boomers, you name it. You get to my age and look around at who is still standing -- guys are alive, but their faces are twitching, there is blood (whose?) across their cheeks and foreheads, they are standing alone, no one near them. Each little noise causes our anuses to clench or release involuntarily. Shell shocked as hell. Alive, but surrounded by carnage. Dudes are crazy, paranoid about their wives, anxious to death about money, jumping painfully on one busted ankle, our backs contorted and aching, our shit in tatters.

By 40s and I imagine 50s, there are very few healthy bros left. And the fire now is raining down harder. Cancer. Accidents. Floods of alcohol. Insanity. Divorce. Kids hurt or sick or ungrateful or, God forbid, dead.

Somewhere behind the wall, the earth is sliding the "your parents are about to die" missile into its silo.

Its rough out here, bro



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744893&forum_id=2#49062991)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:54 AM
Author: Marvelous Juggernaut

Good thing my parents are already dead haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744893&forum_id=2#49063026)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:57 AM
Author: white home

holy shit

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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:04 PM
Author: canary stag film codepig

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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: multi-colored yarmulke

tyft

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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:29 PM
Author: Irradiated Orchid Philosopher-king



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:33 PM
Author: bronze chest-beating indian lodge nibblets

180

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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:38 PM
Author: zippy motley house son of senegal

im gay

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Date: July 1st, 2025 11:34 PM
Author: lascivious flushed party of the first part site



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Date: July 1st, 2025 11:46 PM
Author: passionate naked university degenerate



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:54 AM
Author: trip ebony candlestick maker

When you find a GF half your age.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744893&forum_id=2#49063025)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:54 AM
Author: Marvelous Juggernaut

Jfc shut the fuck up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744893&forum_id=2#49063028)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: trip ebony candlestick maker

God has blessed me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744893&forum_id=2#49063116)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 11:35 PM
Author: lascivious flushed party of the first part site

no kidding this old faggot is going to be suicidal when she dips

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744893&forum_id=2#49065159)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 11:51 PM
Author: trip ebony candlestick maker

Just find another one, if it happens.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744893&forum_id=2#49065180)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: bistre out-of-control mad cow disease brethren



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Date: July 1st, 2025 11:59 AM
Author: Pearly thriller point

Happiness depends a lot on luck tbh. Tragedy and unforeseen shit happening can fuck anyone up. But absent tragedy I think 40s are a great decade for most bros.l

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744893&forum_id=2#49063216)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:33 PM
Author: Yapping trust fund

I think “happiness” is just accepting that life is fundamentally meaningless and as you age you get closer to death which is a relief from having to work or read nyuug posts and such.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744893&forum_id=2#49064023)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: Amethyst plaza wrinkle

your only chance at all is of having grandchildren while having maintained a close enough relationship, both geographically and emotionally, with your children to be a major part of their lives, otherwise all you have to look forward to is messing around with your stuff

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744893&forum_id=2#49065164)