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Nudist Kitty Cat Love Of Her Life
  07/18/25
Cock size. The IQ points have the highest upside, but I ...
Thriller Turdskin Stain
  07/18/25
if your calculation is that being smarter would make you *mo...
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  07/19/25
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  07/18/25
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  07/18/25
its better be two inches of girth or it will benefit no one
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  07/18/25
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  07/18/25
I was going to ask why height is not an option but height is...
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  07/19/25
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  07/18/25
The money. Or are you taking away IQ points. You can hav...
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  07/18/25
This is actually a much better question. 500k per 10 IQ poin...
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  07/18/25
No more NYT Thursday crosswords
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  07/18/25
girth or length?
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really not sure why i have to fork over 300k just for a 2 in...
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not even sure the IQ points are beneficial in the hellhole t...
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  07/18/25
Easy, gimme more dick
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is this possible because academia is a scam and you still ge...
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  07/18/25
is this a real question
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  07/18/25
wow
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Doobsian marvelous hell
  07/19/25
You need to watch the movie Young Frankenstein
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  07/18/25
I would take the 10 IQ points, but only because I am old and...
Self-centered supple dragon
  07/18/25
cock size. 300k isn't life-changing, nor would 10 iq pts be....
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  07/18/25
wait, the 2 inches of cock. i can have that in my ass, right...
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increasing my IQ to 90 seems worthless, so i just want the m...
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  07/18/25
what would I do with a 115 IQ or a 4 inch cock?
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  07/18/25
Probably 300k I like myself and having +10 iq probably re...
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$300k today or $300k 15 years ago?
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Date: July 18th, 2025 10:31 AM
Author: Nudist Kitty Cat Love Of Her Life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2#49111488)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 10:53 AM
Author: Thriller Turdskin Stain

Cock size.

The IQ points have the highest upside, but I already have enough money/prestige and right now I have zero mental illness or existential dread about climate change, AI, morality, etc., and I’d be concerned the extra points would push me into that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2#49111546)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 10:56 AM
Author: bat shit crazy tattoo principal's office

if your calculation is that being smarter would make you *more* likely to fret about climate change, then maybe you should consider taking the iq points after all, brother. just some friendly advice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2#49111554)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 10:59 AM
Author: Thriller Turdskin Stain

Just listing random shit that utter fags who me and hot girls at the bar laugh at tend to fret over.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2#49111569)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 1:32 PM
Author: Self-centered supple dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2#49111910)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 1:38 PM
Author: Mahogany patrolman generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2#49111932)



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Date: July 19th, 2025 6:52 AM
Author: laughsome azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2#49113882)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 10:57 AM
Author: Excitant Skinny Woman Milk

300k

I don’t think 10iq points would make any meaningful difference professionally and two inches on my penis only directly benefits my wife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2#49111562)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 10:58 AM
Author: bat shit crazy tattoo principal's office

cr. what are we all going to do with 13” cocks and 170 iqs anyway?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2#49111567)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 11:02 AM
Author: titillating burgundy pistol orchestra pit

its better be two inches of girth or it will benefit no one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2#49111579)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: chartreuse yarmulke space

Diameter, not circumference

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2#49111624)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 10:59 AM
Author: Fluffy Insanely Creepy Stead

I was going to ask why height is not an option but height is worth way more than $400k.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2#49111571)



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Date: July 19th, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: Doobsian marvelous hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2#49115316)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 11:11 AM
Author: Crimson motley heaven toilet seat

$300k. i don't need the money but i feel like im in the goldilocks zone on the other two where more would just make things worse.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2#49111605)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 11:19 AM
Author: chartreuse yarmulke space

The money.

Or are you taking away IQ points. You can have 10.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2#49111620)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: unhinged stage

This is actually a much better question. 500k per 10 IQ points you give up. How many will you give?

I might do 30 and would probably actually have a noticeable increase in baseline happiness

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2#49111826)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 2:31 PM
Author: chartreuse yarmulke space

No more NYT Thursday crosswords

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2#49112126)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 11:19 AM
Author: big theater

girth or length?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2#49111622)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 11:40 AM
Author: flesh death wish

really not sure why i have to fork over 300k just for a 2 inch dick but at 10 iq i wouldn’t even be able to post i don’t think so, fine, micropeen it is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2#49111662)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 11:51 AM
Author: Glittery personal credit line hall

not even sure the IQ points are beneficial in the hellhole thunder dome that is the US 2025.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2#49111682)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 11:58 AM
Author: Odious Deep Preventive Strike Base

Easy, gimme more dick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2#49111693)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 11:59 AM
Author: Glittery personal credit line hall

(MASE every day of his life)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2#49111695)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 12:03 PM
Author: Razzle Sexy Public Bath

If my BWC was any bigger I'd have to register it as a lethal weapon at the sheriff's office

I'll take the 300k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2#49111709)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 12:08 PM
Author: deranged bawdyhouse water buffalo

Two inches of cock girth would let me pleasure my wife like the guys she fucked in college.

The others would do nothing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2#49111714)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 12:17 PM
Author: Zombie-like Histrionic Mother Coffee Pot

10 IQ points and it isn't even close. I've made peace with my TPD, but suddenly being noticeably quite a bit smarter would be incredibly 180. I don't have kids so Money does nothing for me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2#49111725)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 12:18 PM
Author: Passionate Flatulent Toaster People Who Are Hurt

300k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2#49111728)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 1:30 PM
Author: Mahogany patrolman generalized bond

300k. would never *have* to work anything other than a 50k passion job again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2#49111906)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 1:48 PM
Author: Zombie-like Histrionic Mother Coffee Pot

is this possible because academia is a scam and you still get paid as an 80 y/o doing nothing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2#49111994)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 2:44 PM
Author: Mahogany patrolman generalized bond

is this a real question

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2#49112162)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 1:35 PM
Author: chestnut corn cake temple

2 more inches of cock but give them to luis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2#49111921)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 1:47 PM
Author: Zombie-like Histrionic Mother Coffee Pot

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2#49111989)



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Date: July 19th, 2025 9:08 PM
Author: Doobsian marvelous hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2#49115321)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 1:37 PM
Author: Crusty abode new version

You need to watch the movie Young Frankenstein

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2#49111928)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 1:45 PM
Author: Self-centered supple dragon

I would take the 10 IQ points, but only because I am old and married.

2 inches of cock (assuming a proportional girth increase) clearly has the highest value overall. It would take a decent 65th %tile dick and turn it into an absolute monster...the kind of dick you can message pics of to tinder whores and they'll want to fuck you just from the sheer size of it alone. So it would open up a new spectrum of partners and it would be satisfying to completely destroy them. Since I can't do that and it would be just for the wife, I come down on the side that she's pretty small and tight and 2 inches extra would probably be a hindrance.

The 300k doesn't really move the needle for me much.

The 10IQ points I would definitely enjoy because I feel like I've lost some points due to age and mental health issues and it would be nice to feel like my younger self.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2#49111977)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 1:46 PM
Author: Erotic frozen wagecucks half-breed

cock size. 300k isn't life-changing, nor would 10 iq pts be. i doubt i really need the 2 inches, but it would make me feel good about myself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2#49111982)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 1:48 PM
Author: Erotic frozen wagecucks half-breed

wait, the 2 inches of cock. i can have that in my ass, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2#49111999)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 3:07 PM
Author: white sneaky criminal trailer park

increasing my IQ to 90 seems worthless, so i just want the money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2#49112205)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: plum round eye

saame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2#49112251)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: copper arousing site legend

what would I do with a 115 IQ or a 4 inch cock?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2#49112234)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 11:32 PM
Author: submissive office

Probably 300k

I like myself and having +10 iq probably results in weird changes in my personality and identity

Satisfactory cock size

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2#49113584)



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Date: July 19th, 2025 6:54 AM
Author: Stimulating dark hairy legs

$300k today or $300k 15 years ago?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2#49113885)



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Date: July 19th, 2025 9:57 AM
Author: fragrant violet church building foreskin

The money is worthless

The IQ is wasted on an old.... Best use of IQ is when young because it lets you get high GPA without monk-like suffering. You aren't going to make some Engineering Breakthrough in your 40s just because you gained IQ points or something. I mean what would it even be for? poasting?

Dick size wins this one easily imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2#49114080)



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Date: July 19th, 2025 9:05 PM
Author: twisted vibrant tanning salon

"I mean what would it even be for? poasting?"

Yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2#49115308)



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Date: July 19th, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: Talking blathering state internal respiration

IQ because it would push me up into the range where I'd finally go fill Kazinsky

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2#49114130)



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Date: July 19th, 2025 9:06 PM
Author: Doobsian marvelous hell

i guess the cash no use for cock anymore and10 points wouldnt even put more over the mentally retarded threshold so whats the point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2#49115313)