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Medicated Telephone
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180
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Awkward
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You only legitimate defense is to fuck HR in your Monday mee...
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The only time I hooked up with a coworker it was entirely he...
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that counts! that counts! (nyuug)
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This lmao. Why wife is fuming saying I “cheated”...
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I hooked up with a chick at work and when I tried to break i...
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I’m 6’7
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You should have just paid for an escort.
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Disgusting.
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You didn't get laid and are getting fired.
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Date: July 26th, 2025 2:25 PM
Author: saffron aromatic office

We were joking about sex and then she said “everyone thinks we’re hooking up lmao”

I wrote “if we ever hooked up it would end you for other guys.”

She was like “lol what does that mean?”

I said “the shit I would do to you would ruin any other guys experience when you look at them with displeasure after having me.”

She went radio silence, reported me and I have a meeting at 10 am on Monday.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2#49132868)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:52 PM
Author: claret set mental disorder

R u very masculine ? also girls like being treated poorly i read it on intenret

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2#49133777)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: impertinent old irish cottage giraffe

smooth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2#49132870)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 2:51 PM
Author: grizzly bawdyhouse internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2#49132928)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:34 PM
Author: chest-beating erotic masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2#49133704)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:42 PM
Author: Cerise balding pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2#49133741)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 1:02 PM
Author: lascivious stage brethren

Cr, she barely even had to push him into the trap.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2#49134732)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: irate address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2#49132875)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 2:28 PM
Author: Big faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2#49132881)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 2:30 PM
Author: Pink fat ankles

What kind of retard interacts with women at work except when absolutely necessary, and always with a third party witness?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2#49132891)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 2:45 PM
Author: Medicated Telephone

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2#49132868

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2#49132921)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 2:36 PM
Author: soggy razzle-dazzle field

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2#49132900)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 2:47 PM
Author: Fishy home candlestick maker

Awkward

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2#49132923)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 2:47 PM
Author: Medicated Telephone

You only legitimate defense is to fuck HR in your Monday meeting to prove that you would have ruined the initial co-worker for other guys. It's the only way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2#49132924)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 3:33 PM
Author: saffron aromatic office

Fun fact: not HR but a girl on another department I fucked my freshman year of college. First girl I ever went no condom, full explosion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2#49132982)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 6:57 PM
Author: Blathering exhilarant goal in life messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2#49133316)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 7:28 AM
Author: Zippy foreskin

no condom, full explosion tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2#49134188)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 12:56 PM
Author: Violent kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2#49134715)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 2:52 PM
Author: grizzly bawdyhouse internal respiration

follow up with an offer to let her hold a phone pre-dialed to 911 so that she feels safe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2#49132930)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 3:03 PM
Author: narrow-minded massive rigor shrine

Just text “IN MINECRAFT” right now to her and then show HR on Monday and all should be fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2#49132950)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 7:28 AM
Author: Zippy foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2#49134186)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 3:14 PM
Author: lime autistic sweet tailpipe

she’s really upset (and confused) about your use of the passive voice



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2#49132960)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: Free-loading sienna church keepsake machete

The only time I hooked up with a coworker it was entirely her idea and she was fresh off a divorce. Recent divorcees are 180, they're seriously in need of male validation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2#49132961)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 3:17 PM
Author: pearly nighttime stage

that counts! that counts! (nyuug)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2#49132962)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: saffron aromatic office

This lmao. Why wife is fuming saying I “cheated” I said I’m a scumbag but it’s not cheating.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2#49132979)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: Exciting regret really tough guy

I hooked up with a chick at work and when I tried to break it off she faked a pregnancy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2#49132966)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 3:34 PM
Author: saffron aromatic office

The chick I talk about freshman year above we were super into each other physically and she tossed her birth control out the window as part of foreplay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2#49132985)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 3:53 PM
Author: Ebony Crusty Ticket Booth Coldplay Fan

Hot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2#49133017)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 7:28 AM
Author: Zippy foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2#49134189)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 3:36 PM
Author: vivacious wrinkle kitty

“I think i can undo the damage if i text her about my neighbors masturbation habits” (doodiko

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2#49132987)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 3:37 PM
Author: saffron aromatic office

More like me masturbating to her two months of complaining to me morning and night about her “dating experiences.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2#49132991)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 3:51 PM
Author: hateful corner multi-billionaire

Be handsome

Be attractive

Dont be unattractive

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2#49133014)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:04 PM
Author: lime autistic sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2#49133033)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:07 PM
Author: saffron aromatic office

I’m 6’7

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2#49133039)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:27 PM
Author: Shimmering ladyboy puppy

In the eyes of the law, sexual harassment must be REPEATED. You get one free shot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2#49133084)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:25 PM
Author: curious aggressive doctorate newt

Your chats are being read by a fifty eight year old HR lawyer with a sensible haircut and three cats. She's annotating them with definitions from Urban Dictionary (a real thing HR investigations do). Her sense of humor extends no further than season 4 of Cheers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2#49133676)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: saffron aromatic office

Honestly I keep this job for the health insurance. I make her entire salary 4 individual days a week and lose her salary one day a week. I don’t care. I need to fuck this chick (yes the HR worker and the OP chick).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2#49133701)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:19 PM
Author: curious aggressive doctorate newt

The whole point of having wealth, if you’re a degenerate, is being unaccountable. If you’re loaded, why do you care about any of this? Or are you just content creating for us, in which case, 180!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2#49133853)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:20 PM
Author: saffron aromatic office

Yeah it’s just flame. It me jm I’ve been running three different flames at any given time in the last 20 years. I’m house of worship today. Also “corporate deposition.” All from one account so switching gets confusing lol,

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2#49133859)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 7:29 AM
Author: Zippy foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2#49134190)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 7:55 AM
Author: Slap-happy glassy parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2#49134211)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 8:12 AM
Author: red hospital indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2#49134220)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 12:09 PM
Author: curious aggressive doctorate newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2#49134574)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 12:58 PM
Author: Violent kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2#49134720)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 1:36 PM
Author: salmon international law enforcement agency

*tosses BC out the window*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2#49134849)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 1:05 PM
Author: chest-beating erotic masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2#49137514)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:34 PM
Author: chest-beating erotic masturbator

Why on earth would you ever put that in writing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2#49133710)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:37 PM
Author: saffron aromatic office

I’m horny as shit lol.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2#49133720)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:41 PM
Author: chest-beating erotic masturbator

You should have just paid for an escort.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2#49133739)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:43 PM
Author: saffron aromatic office

Disgusting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2#49133746)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:52 PM
Author: chest-beating erotic masturbator

You didn't get laid and are getting fired.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2#49133784)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:03 PM
Author: saffron aromatic office

I make this company $150 million a year I’m getting a slap on the wrist and they’ll probably convince the chick to fuck me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2#49133823)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:35 PM
Author: electric son of senegal boistinker

Peterman, the Flying J doesn’t recognize the chili dogs truckers eat after buttfucking you as revenue you generated, sorry.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2#49133884)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 4:45 PM
Author: chest-beating erotic masturbator

(Andy Byron)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2#49135379)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 7:41 AM
Author: stimulating opaque dysfunction

I hooked up with a girl at work once. When I broke it off she tried to kill herself in the office.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2#49134202)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 1:03 PM
Author: lascivious stage brethren

I said your BASS looks amazing in those PLANTS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2#49134738)