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JPMorgan Turd "Victim" identified as Chirayu Rana (gorgeous Brahmin)

look @ that smile, dem Aryan teeth https://nypost.com/202...
AZNgirl wearing Fishhead to bait JPMorgan Handsome
  04/30/26
One colleague described Rana, a former basketball player and...
AZNgirl wearing Fishhead to bait JPMorgan Handsome
  04/30/26
his soccer pics, he's 6'0 WOW https://rutgersnewarkathlet...
AZNgirl wearing Fishhead to bait JPMorgan Handsome
  04/30/26
"Daniel J. Kaiser, the attorney listed on the New York ...
Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband
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Davis Polk AZNgirl Litigation Associate crying in laughter t...
AZNgirl wearing Fishhead to bait JPMorgan Handsome
  04/30/26
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Trust If Aryan
  05/01/26
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Judas Jones
  04/30/26
LMAO
Frutiger Aero
  04/30/26
jews? https://www.ksmlaw.com/our-people/
AZNgirl wearing Fishhead to bait JPMorgan Handsome
  04/30/26
Believe. Men.
German pumo
  04/30/26
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Long PlayroomPoon Clown Conniption
  05/01/26
Shkreli is going to avenge his people being kicked out of In...
N904PD
  04/30/26
What the fuck is he talking about? Why the fuck are these we...
Indian Penis
  04/30/26
lol never realized he's albanian, now it makes sense why hes...
AZNgirl wearing Fishhead to bait JPMorgan Handsome
  05/01/26
Lmao at how the article did their best to make it sound like...
oomox
  04/30/26
if only this story wasn't the obvious fabrication of a repre...
chefboy rd
  05/01/26
Do you guys just think he's lying because he's ugly? If so, ...
oomox
  05/01/26
‘I f***ing own you! I will make you pay… Do you...
chefboy rd
  05/01/26
It definitely could be. But xoers talk like that about women...
oomox
  05/01/26
it's "possible" that michelle obama is a woman but...
chefboy rd
  05/01/26
My judgment tells me she's a power-hungry psycho who fixated...
oomox
  05/01/26
and when this is confirmed beyond all doubt to be a hoax you...
chefboy rd
  05/01/26
All I'm saying is that it could go either way.
oomox
  05/01/26
u dumbfurks assume hes lying just cause hes a turd, but wtf ...
AZNgirl wearing Fishhead to bait JPMorgan Handsome
  05/01/26
what's more american than a turd and a kike teaming up to sh...
chefboy rd
  05/01/26
"u dumbfurks assume hes lying just cause hes a turd, bu...
LathamTouchedMe
  05/01/26
Looked it up and it was filed in NY County Supreme. So yes, ...
LathamTouchedMe
  05/01/26
https://x.com/RichardHanania/status/2050058134778253328
German pumo
  04/30/26
Turns out he's NEPALESE, this changes EVERYTHING. Stop the A...
AZNgirl wearing Fishhead to bait JPMorgan Handsome
  05/01/26
is he half Jewish in that photo? one of the strangest lookin...
,.,.,:,,:,..,:::,...,:,.,..:.,:.::,.
  05/01/26
nepalese brahmins have veddy low AASI (south indian nigga DN...
AZNgirl wearing Fishhead to bait JPMorgan Handsome
  05/01/26
Cr, he definitely looks pure Aryan. had to rub my eyes for a...
,.,.,:,,:,..,:::,...,:,.,..:.,:.::,.
  05/01/26
imagine in him a nazi uniform but its a short miniskirt with...
AZNgirl wearing Fishhead to bait JPMorgan Handsome
  05/01/26
https://x.com/ILuvXiJinping/status/2050148057241506068
AZNgirl wearing Fishhead to bait JPMorgan Handsome
  05/01/26
Gorgeous dog
artificial intelligence
  05/01/26


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Date: April 30th, 2026 6:52 PM
Author: AZNgirl wearing Fishhead to bait JPMorgan Handsome

look @ that smile, dem Aryan teeth

https://nypost.com/2026/04/30/business/bombshell-jpmorgan-sex-harassment-suit-that-went-viral-branded-complete-fabrication-as-john-doe-accuser-unmasked/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2#49855250)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 6:54 PM
Author: AZNgirl wearing Fishhead to bait JPMorgan Handsome

One colleague described Rana, a former basketball player and Rutgers graduate, as “socially awkward” but someone who “met the requirements” to remain at the bank.

someone who “met the requirements” to remain at the bank tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2#49855253)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 6:56 PM
Author: AZNgirl wearing Fishhead to bait JPMorgan Handsome

his soccer pics, he's 6'0 WOW

https://rutgersnewarkathletics.com/sports/mens-soccer/roster/chirayu-rana/928



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2#49855258)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 7:00 PM
Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband (oppose bitchbois)

"Daniel J. Kaiser, the attorney listed on the New York County Supreme Court docket as representing “John Doe”, did not return The Post’s calls seeking comment.

JPMorgan strongly denied all of the claims.

A bank spokesperson, said an internal probe by the bank’s HR department and outside counsel lasted only 45 minutes. "When we showed our counsel at Davis Polk photos of the individuals involved, they burst out laughing, as did everyone in the room."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2#49855269)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 7:01 PM
Author: .....;;,,.........;.;.;.;.,;,;,;.;.;,;




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2#49855275)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 7:02 PM
Author: AZNgirl wearing Fishhead to bait JPMorgan Handsome

Davis Polk AZNgirl Litigation Associate crying in laughter tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2#49855280)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 5:51 AM
Author: Trust If Aryan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2#49856426)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 9:37 PM
Author: Judas Jones



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2#49855780)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 7:01 PM
Author: Frutiger Aero

LMAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2#49855273)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 7:03 PM
Author: AZNgirl wearing Fishhead to bait JPMorgan Handsome

jews? https://www.ksmlaw.com/our-people/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2#49855283)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 7:04 PM
Author: German pumo

Believe. Men.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2#49855287)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:11 AM
Author: Long PlayroomPoon Clown Conniption ( )



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2#49856465)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 9:26 PM
Author: N904PD

Shkreli is going to avenge his people being kicked out of India 2000 years ago

https://x.com/martinshkreli/status/2050001122136293759

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2#49855747)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 9:36 PM
Author: Indian Penis

What the fuck is he talking about? Why the fuck are these weird freaks in America. Jfc go do your weird heathen shit in ur own countries I don’t wanna be exposed to this bullshit holy fuck I am so goddamn sick of fucking foreigners be they turd or “Shkreli” or whatever the fuck take that TTT shit away from my homeland kill all jews

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2#49855778)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 2:48 AM
Author: AZNgirl wearing Fishhead to bait JPMorgan Handsome

lol never realized he's albanian, now it makes sense why hes such a fraud

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2#49856360)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 9:31 PM
Author: oomox

Lmao at how the article did their best to make it sound like it's debunked with the only evidence that she and her "allies" say it's a lie

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2#49855764)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 3:03 AM
Author: chefboy rd

if only this story wasn't the obvious fabrication of a repressed, porn-obsessed turd full of resentment towards attractive whites forever out of his reach i wouldn't have to sympathize with the woman in this case

"my little brown boy" fucking LMAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2#49856363)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 3:16 AM
Author: oomox

Do you guys just think he's lying because he's ugly? If so, you don't understand how these predators operate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2#49856367)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 3:42 AM
Author: chefboy rd

‘I f***ing own you! I will make you pay… Do you think you’re going to be in good standing if you do not have me in your corner,’ she allegedly said. ‘You really think [management]... want some Brown boy Indian leading Originations?... If you don’t f*** my brains out tonight, I’m going to sabotage your promotion.’

this is obviously written by a sexless indian male

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2#49856375)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 3:46 AM
Author: oomox

It definitely could be. But xoers talk like that about women constantly; it's not crazy that one woman in the world would talk like that to a man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2#49856378)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:49 AM
Author: chefboy rd

it's "possible" that michelle obama is a woman but that's not permission to ignore the roar of your better judgment

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2#49856402)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 5:03 AM
Author: oomox

My judgment tells me she's a power-hungry psycho who fixated on this man. Like many people at the executive level, especially somewhere as prestigious as JPM, she's likely ruthless and cold-blooded. Maybe even more so than the men at that level.

Maybe she has a racial fetish or maybe she was trying to demean him by talking about his race. Maybe both. Maybe she found him attractive, maybe not. He is allegedly Tall and Athletic and she might not care about face as much.

You put those things together with an insane sex drive and you could easily get behavior like this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2#49856410)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 5:16 AM
Author: chefboy rd

and when this is confirmed beyond all doubt to be a hoax you can use this episode as a reminder of ur poverty of insight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2#49856413)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 5:18 AM
Author: oomox

All I'm saying is that it could go either way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2#49856414)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:27 AM
Author: AZNgirl wearing Fishhead to bait JPMorgan Handsome

u dumbfurks assume hes lying just cause hes a turd, but wtf wld his kike lolyer SIGN dat pleading, hes an OFFICER OF THE COURT, he knows scholarship and wld have been assured the allegations are sound

these dood is nepalese and their men are GORGEOUS, hes totally furkable, stop being a fag u know u wld if u cld

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2#49856393)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 5:01 AM
Author: chefboy rd

what's more american than a turd and a kike teaming up to shake down an american business

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2#49856409)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 11:52 AM
Author: LathamTouchedMe

"u dumbfurks assume hes lying just cause hes a turd, but wtf wld his kike lolyer SIGN dat pleading, hes an OFFICER OF THE COURT, he knows scholarship and wld have been assured the allegations are sound"

His attorneys do look like a legit labor law firm (inasmuch as a plaintiff-side labor law firm can be). Was it filed in state or federal court. If state, lol you can file any nonsense without concern.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2#49856816)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 11:58 AM
Author: LathamTouchedMe

Looked it up and it was filed in NY County Supreme. So yes, that makes it more likely it was horseshit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2#49856835)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 11:44 PM
Author: German pumo

https://x.com/RichardHanania/status/2050058134778253328

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2#49856113)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 3:14 AM
Author: AZNgirl wearing Fishhead to bait JPMorgan Handsome

Turns out he's NEPALESE, this changes EVERYTHING. Stop the Anti Indian Hate saars

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2#49856365)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 3:16 AM
Author: ,.,.,:,,:,..,:::,...,:,.,..:.,:.::,.


is he half Jewish in that photo? one of the strangest looking turds i've ever seen.

Morgan's Pallid Apoo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2#49856366)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:28 AM
Author: AZNgirl wearing Fishhead to bait JPMorgan Handsome

nepalese brahmins have veddy low AASI (south indian nigga DNA). its funny in nepal sometimes u see ppl who look like pure aryans like these gorgeous guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2#49856394)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:54 AM
Author: ,.,.,:,,:,..,:::,...,:,.,..:.,:.::,.


Cr, he definitely looks pure Aryan. had to rub my eyes for a moment, thought it was Dolph Lundgren.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2#49856406)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 5:33 AM
Author: AZNgirl wearing Fishhead to bait JPMorgan Handsome

imagine in him a nazi uniform but its a short miniskirt with high heels, im hard... asking grok to maek this right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2#49856421)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 5:39 AM
Author: AZNgirl wearing Fishhead to bait JPMorgan Handsome

https://x.com/ILuvXiJinping/status/2050148057241506068

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2#49856424)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 11:45 AM
Author: artificial intelligence

Gorgeous dog

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862148&forum_id=2#49856802)