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How did SUSMAN GODFREY just open up a NYC office and thrive?

Unbelievable
Drunken crimson principal's office
  05/18/13
Would you sex THIS for a chance at SG prestige? http://w...
Passionate yapping circlehead location
  05/18/13
sexy jewess
Glassy abnormal voyeur lodge
  05/18/13
Simonsen is Swedish or Norwegian, not Jewish, moron
Bateful Milky Tattoo
  05/25/13
I wonder how many hours she has billed while in the bathroom...
lascivious turdskin coffee pot
  05/19/13
Explain how this decidedly NOT prestigious attorney copped d...
big gold church azn
  05/18/13
DSL's
excitant charcoal yarmulke whorehouse
  05/18/13
Summa JD and hot ....
Supple chapel incel
  05/18/13
Summa JD from an objectively TTT law school
big gold church azn
  05/18/13
perhaps you missed the word "hot"?
purple private investor theater stage
  05/18/13
? If this is the least prestigious person at the firm, then...
vivacious stubborn crotch
  05/18/13
Your second point is irrelevant. Cravath and, to a lesser e...
big gold church azn
  05/18/13
I understand your point, but I think the "mege-firms ne...
vivacious stubborn crotch
  05/18/13
This one if far more egregious: http://www.susmangodfrey....
vivacious stubborn crotch
  05/18/13
Publications: "The Constitutionality of 10 U.S.C. &Acir...
aquamarine round eye
  05/19/13
He had to have known that. Maybe it's a play on words.
vivacious stubborn crotch
  05/19/13
Doubt it
aquamarine round eye
  05/19/13
turns out neither he, nor anyone else on UF's Law Review kne...
Flushed Razzmatazz Hunting Ground Goyim
  06/04/13
Some secretary wrote that.
rusted area
  06/04/13
Nope, that's the title. http://www.floridalawreview.com/w...
fuchsia swashbuckling heaven
  06/04/13
First in class tho bro
Pontificating Provocative Step-uncle's House
  05/19/13
Valedictorian at a decent law school and then did both a dis...
Azure boiling water market
  05/19/13
lol at legal scholarship. That shit got published with that ...
Plum rigpig
  05/25/13
BETTER TO REIGN IN U OF FLORIDA THAN SERVE IN HARVARD
comical public bath cuck
  05/25/13
...
fuchsia swashbuckling heaven
  06/04/13
this would have been funnier had you used REIN
Flushed Razzmatazz Hunting Ground Goyim
  06/04/13
uh fulbright scholar coif summa a3 clerkship pbk manag...
beady-eyed hyperventilating piazza
  06/04/13
if that actually happened, im sure the lawyers had clients/o...
Honey-headed sex offender
  05/18/13
http://www.abajournal.com/files/gman_calendar.pdf
Judgmental bawdyhouse
  05/18/13
I don't get it.
Honey-headed sex offender
  05/18/13
what don't you get bro
Judgmental bawdyhouse
  05/18/13
your point
Honey-headed sex offender
  05/18/13
Never not hustling
Drunken crimson principal's office
  05/18/13
how much do SG associate bros actually make
electric twinkling uncleanness gas station
  05/18/13
and how much are they expected to bill?
Greedy shrine
  05/18/13
2,800 hours plus. You really need to be around 3,000 to make...
Curious maize indian lodge
  05/19/13
Link
Drunken crimson principal's office
  06/20/13
1st yrs -- 275k+ includ bonus
Drunken crimson principal's office
  05/18/13
holy shit. for real?
electric twinkling uncleanness gas station
  05/18/13
Yea. Why do you think Harvard and Yale grads w COA exp. are ...
Drunken crimson principal's office
  05/18/13
lol no - probably 210-220k, though (technically, although th...
Tan slippery station travel guidebook
  05/18/13
This. Which doesn't look all that great when you think about...
Curious maize indian lodge
  05/19/13
(Fag)
Out-of-control 180 Selfie Chad
  05/19/13
No. First year at Susman is ~$260k. You're forgetting the 5...
Cream Rambunctious Tank
  05/25/13
why would you you count clerkship bonus? every top firm giv...
underhanded lay
  05/25/13
every top firm doesn't hire federal clerks exclusively ev...
Cream Rambunctious Tank
  06/09/13
TIL Munger pays first years $220k.
concupiscible clown partner
  06/20/13
Kellogg pays a 125k clerkship bonus, plus a 225k salary, p...
fuchsia swashbuckling heaven
  06/20/13
How does susman handle patent cases wo a hard science backgr...
Drunken crimson principal's office
  05/18/13
dey be coppin dem hard scienz skills at cle
Honey-headed sex offender
  05/18/13
They're so intelligent that it doesn't matter. Well, that's ...
Curious maize indian lodge
  05/19/13
lol
Mildly autistic canary plaza
  05/19/13
God you are a tool.
Out-of-control 180 Selfie Chad
  05/19/13
a lot of top patent firms don't have a shit ton of hard scie...
walnut talented generalized bond goal in life
  05/19/13
They often partner with IP boutiques
ebony cumskin
  05/19/13
hint: you don't need a science background to do this shit. r...
heady doobsian hell
  05/19/13
*is a retard*
trip main people macaca
  05/25/13
having litigated against them in 2 patent cases...they often...
trip main people macaca
  05/25/13
...
beady-eyed hyperventilating piazza
  06/04/13
Rich jew prospers in mfh! News at 11
alcoholic ultramarine international law enforcement agency
  05/19/13
Lol, why is this surprising?
fuchsia swashbuckling heaven
  05/19/13
Turns out PI lawyers make a lot of money. Get this filth bac...
Multi-colored Regret
  06/09/13


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Date: May 18th, 2013 7:56 PM
Author: Drunken crimson principal's office

Unbelievable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23225253)



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Date: May 18th, 2013 8:11 PM
Author: Passionate yapping circlehead location

Would you sex THIS for a chance at SG prestige?

http://www.susmangodfrey.com/Attorneys/Ashley-Simonsen/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23225344)



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Date: May 18th, 2013 9:15 PM
Author: Glassy abnormal voyeur lodge

sexy jewess

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23225695)



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Date: May 25th, 2013 10:47 PM
Author: Bateful Milky Tattoo

Simonsen is Swedish or Norwegian, not Jewish, moron

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23270456)



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Date: May 19th, 2013 11:17 AM
Author: lascivious turdskin coffee pot

I wonder how many hours she has billed while in the bathroom pushing out toilet-choking turds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23228556)



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Date: May 18th, 2013 8:12 PM
Author: big gold church azn

Explain how this decidedly NOT prestigious attorney copped dat Susman

http://www.susmangodfrey.com/Attorneys/Audrey-Calkins/#Pane1

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23225353)



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Date: May 18th, 2013 8:15 PM
Author: excitant charcoal yarmulke whorehouse

DSL's

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23225369)



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Date: May 18th, 2013 8:16 PM
Author: Supple chapel incel

Summa JD and hot ....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23225371)



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Date: May 18th, 2013 8:16 PM
Author: big gold church azn

Summa JD from an objectively TTT law school

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23225375)



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Date: May 18th, 2013 9:17 PM
Author: purple private investor theater stage

perhaps you missed the word "hot"?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23225704)



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Date: May 18th, 2013 8:21 PM
Author: vivacious stubborn crotch

? If this is the least prestigious person at the firm, then that's amazing. I bet there's at least a few summa/magna Fodrham/Brooklyn/Cardozo/Rutgers/Seton Hall/Temple/Other tri-state TTT attorneys at WLRK and Cravath.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23225419)



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Date: May 18th, 2013 8:28 PM
Author: big gold church azn

Your second point is irrelevant. Cravath and, to a lesser extent, WLRK are mega firms that need bodies. Susman is still a litigation boutique (although growing).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23225465)



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Date: May 18th, 2013 11:51 PM
Author: vivacious stubborn crotch

I understand your point, but I think the "mege-firms need bodies so they'll hire deeper in the talent pool" effect you reference is watered down a lot in the case of Cravath and WLRK. Law students and young lawyers are generally in complete awe of those firms. If CSM and WLRK wanted all HYS + fed. clerkship attorneys, they're the two mega firms that could do it,

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23226812)



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Date: May 18th, 2013 11:53 PM
Author: vivacious stubborn crotch

This one if far more egregious:

http://www.susmangodfrey.com/Attorneys/Andres-C-Healy/#Pane3

U. Florida and not a hot chick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23226830)



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Date: May 19th, 2013 2:22 AM
Author: aquamarine round eye

Publications: "The Constitutionality of 10 U.S.C. § 802(A)(10): Does the Military Need a Formal Invitation to Reign in “Cowboy” Civilian Contractors?, Note, 62 FLA. L. REV. 519 (2010)"

LOL, it's "rein in" not "reign in." How TTT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23227731)



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Date: May 19th, 2013 3:59 AM
Author: vivacious stubborn crotch

He had to have known that. Maybe it's a play on words.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23227947)



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Date: May 19th, 2013 4:10 AM
Author: aquamarine round eye

Doubt it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23227963)



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Date: June 4th, 2013 11:56 PM
Author: Flushed Razzmatazz Hunting Ground Goyim

turns out neither he, nor anyone else on UF's Law Review knew this

http://www.floridalawreview.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/Healy_Note_BOOK.pdf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23332286)



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Date: June 4th, 2013 11:46 PM
Author: rusted area

Some secretary wrote that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23332219)



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Date: June 4th, 2013 11:56 PM
Author: fuchsia swashbuckling heaven

Nope, that's the title.

http://www.floridalawreview.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/Healy_Note_BOOK.pdf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23332283)



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Date: May 19th, 2013 11:27 AM
Author: Pontificating Provocative Step-uncle's House

First in class tho bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23228586)



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Date: May 19th, 2013 11:30 AM
Author: Azure boiling water market

Valedictorian at a decent law school and then did both a district court and Ninth Circuit clerkship. Seems OK to me. LOL JUST LOL at the "rein v. reign" thing, though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23228593)



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Date: May 25th, 2013 9:20 PM
Author: Plum rigpig

lol at legal scholarship. That shit got published with that title. STUDENT SCHOLARS.

law profs cant even hack peer review

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23269872)



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Date: May 25th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: comical public bath cuck

BETTER TO REIGN IN U OF FLORIDA THAN SERVE IN HARVARD

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23270353)



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Date: June 4th, 2013 11:37 PM
Author: fuchsia swashbuckling heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23332159)



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Date: June 4th, 2013 11:57 PM
Author: Flushed Razzmatazz Hunting Ground Goyim

this would have been funnier had you used REIN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23332295)



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Date: June 4th, 2013 11:42 PM
Author: beady-eyed hyperventilating piazza

uh

fulbright scholar

coif

summa

a3 clerkship

pbk

managing editor law review

second journal at the same time

speaks 4 languages

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23332192)



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Date: May 18th, 2013 8:14 PM
Author: Honey-headed sex offender

if that actually happened, im sure the lawyers had clients/ongoing matters before they even started looking for a lease. its not like boomer biglawyers just open up shop in some nyc office building and start networking from scratch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23225360)



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Date: May 18th, 2013 8:17 PM
Author: Judgmental bawdyhouse

http://www.abajournal.com/files/gman_calendar.pdf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23225383)



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Date: May 18th, 2013 8:32 PM
Author: Honey-headed sex offender

I don't get it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23225479)



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Date: May 18th, 2013 8:34 PM
Author: Judgmental bawdyhouse

what don't you get bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23225490)



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Date: May 18th, 2013 8:35 PM
Author: Honey-headed sex offender

your point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23225498)



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Date: May 18th, 2013 9:14 PM
Author: Drunken crimson principal's office

Never not hustling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23225683)



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Date: May 18th, 2013 9:01 PM
Author: electric twinkling uncleanness gas station

how much do SG associate bros actually make

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23225603)



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Date: May 18th, 2013 9:02 PM
Author: Greedy shrine

and how much are they expected to bill?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23225605)



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Date: May 19th, 2013 2:17 AM
Author: Curious maize indian lodge

2,800 hours plus. You really need to be around 3,000 to make partner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23227708)



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Date: June 20th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: Drunken crimson principal's office

Link

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23434844)



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Date: May 18th, 2013 9:14 PM
Author: Drunken crimson principal's office

1st yrs -- 275k+ includ bonus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23225686)



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Date: May 18th, 2013 9:18 PM
Author: electric twinkling uncleanness gas station

holy shit. for real?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23225716)



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Date: May 18th, 2013 9:28 PM
Author: Drunken crimson principal's office

Yea. Why do you think Harvard and Yale grads w COA exp. are dying to work there?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23225773)



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Date: May 18th, 2013 9:29 PM
Author: Tan slippery station travel guidebook

lol no - probably 210-220k, though (technically, although they're susman "first years," they'd be second years at any normal firm because they clerked)

see this chart:

http://www.susmangodfrey.com/Careers/Attorneys/#Pane3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23225779)



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Date: May 19th, 2013 2:19 AM
Author: Curious maize indian lodge

This. Which doesn't look all that great when you think about what your bonus would be at, say, Kirkland for billing 2,800 hours.

The real benefit at Susman is that you can make partner early and after that there's a lot of "eat what you kill" opportunity (including contingency work). If you want to work hard as a litigator and make money, Susman is a place to be.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23227714)



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Date: May 19th, 2013 11:22 AM
Author: Out-of-control 180 Selfie Chad

(Fag)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23228568)



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Date: May 25th, 2013 9:14 PM
Author: Cream Rambunctious Tank

No. First year at Susman is ~$260k. You're forgetting the 50k clerkship bonus, 5k vacation bonus, and 5k signing bonus that are all paid once you start. Then you get the 160k salary. And the $40k end of the year bonus they've paid the last few years.

By the sixth year you are up for partner. And the last couple of years they've paid ~$110k in end of the year bonuses to sixth years before they make partner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23269841)



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Date: May 25th, 2013 9:43 PM
Author: underhanded lay

why would you you count clerkship bonus? every top firm gives that to clerks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23269995)



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Date: June 9th, 2013 2:44 AM
Author: Cream Rambunctious Tank

every top firm doesn't hire federal clerks exclusively

every associate hired by Susman is a federal clerk

so it basically is part of the first year salary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23357753)



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Date: June 20th, 2013 3:34 PM
Author: concupiscible clown partner

TIL Munger pays first years $220k.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23437412)



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Date: June 20th, 2013 3:46 PM
Author: fuchsia swashbuckling heaven

Kellogg pays a 125k clerkship bonus, plus a 225k salary, plus year end bonuses. Base salary jumps to 275k at year 3. P'ship track is 5 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23437463)



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Date: May 18th, 2013 9:17 PM
Author: Drunken crimson principal's office

How does susman handle patent cases wo a hard science background?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23225710)



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Date: May 18th, 2013 9:38 PM
Author: Honey-headed sex offender

dey be coppin dem hard scienz skills at cle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23225853)



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Date: May 19th, 2013 2:20 AM
Author: Curious maize indian lodge

They're so intelligent that it doesn't matter. Well, that's the belief, anyway. And for some of them they are probably right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23227719)



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Date: May 19th, 2013 11:09 AM
Author: Mildly autistic canary plaza

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23228541)



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Date: May 19th, 2013 11:22 AM
Author: Out-of-control 180 Selfie Chad

God you are a tool.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23228570)



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Date: May 19th, 2013 2:21 AM
Author: walnut talented generalized bond goal in life

a lot of top patent firms don't have a shit ton of hard science people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23227728)



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Date: May 19th, 2013 11:07 AM
Author: ebony cumskin

They often partner with IP boutiques

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23228536)



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Date: May 19th, 2013 12:29 PM
Author: heady doobsian hell

hint: you don't need a science background to do this shit. remember how little you remember from UG? yeah. just because you did some UG in EE doesn't mean you are going to understand every patent. just lol. you read claims and interpret them like every other legal issue. it's not rocket science.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23228793)



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Date: May 25th, 2013 11:23 PM
Author: trip main people macaca

*is a retard*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23270718)



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Date: May 25th, 2013 11:23 PM
Author: trip main people macaca

having litigated against them in 2 patent cases...they often work alongside Heim and a few other IP boutiques in cases; those boutiques have lots of good EEs who handle the technical part of cases

Heim has good lawyers; but they don't have the COA clerk types that Susman wants

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23270716)



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Date: June 4th, 2013 11:46 PM
Author: beady-eyed hyperventilating piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23332218)



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Date: May 19th, 2013 11:30 AM
Author: alcoholic ultramarine international law enforcement agency

Rich jew prospers in mfh! News at 11

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23228594)



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Date: May 19th, 2013 12:26 PM
Author: fuchsia swashbuckling heaven

Lol, why is this surprising?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23228775)



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Date: June 9th, 2013 10:07 AM
Author: Multi-colored Regret

Turns out PI lawyers make a lot of money. Get this filth back to TLS.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23358123)