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No one's slick as Douton, no one's quick as Douton

No one's cock's as incredibly thick as Douton's For there's...
Swashbuckling glassy hairy legs
  10/29/14
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Stirring Mildly Autistic Affirmative Action
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Swashbuckling glassy hairy legs
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ty.
Comical pisswyrm institution
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The regular lyrics are almost perfect without any changes
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maroon fluffy boltzmann theater
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Swashbuckling glassy hairy legs
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Gaston: As a specimen, yes, I'm intimidating! small ty...
shimmering very tactful pit roommate
  10/30/14
fixed, ty
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Stirring Mildly Autistic Affirmative Action
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Odious Cowardly Philosopher-king
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shimmering very tactful pit roommate
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This is even funnier if you read the Douton parts in the thi...
Stirring Mildly Autistic Affirmative Action
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indigo sadistic senate
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infuriating new version market
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No one's ripped like Douton No one's stripped like Douton
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Swashbuckling glassy hairy legs
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Adventurous twinkling mad-dog skullcap
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Bump in honor of his BIG win!
Stirring Mildly Autistic Affirmative Action
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Swashbuckling glassy hairy legs
  11/19/14
9875465198351986 contribution. Can't believe I missed this....
blathering lay macaca
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Burgundy Mischievous Plaza
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holy fuck lol. i want to SCREAM this at a bar some meetup
flesh library
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Stirring Mildly Autistic Affirmative Action
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No one reams like Douton No one creams like Douton
Stirring Mildly Autistic Affirmative Action
  01/14/15
No one makes all the training twinks SCREAM like DOUTON!!
Swashbuckling glassy hairy legs
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tyft
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Swashbuckling glassy hairy legs
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“I’m especially good at EJACULATING!”
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Date: October 29th, 2014 10:31 PM
Author: Swashbuckling glassy hairy legs

No one's cock's as incredibly thick as Douton's

For there's no man in town half as manly

Perfect, a pure paragon!

You can ask any Tom, Dick or Stanley

And they'll tell you whose team they prefer to be on

Lefou and Chorus:

No one's been like Douton

A king pin like Douton

LeFou:

No one's got a 34 inch DICK like Douton

Douton:

As a specimen, yes, I'm intimidating!

Lefou and Chorus:

My what a guy, that Douton!

Give five "hurrahs!"

Give twelve "hip-hips!"

LeFou:

Douton is the best

And the rest is all drips

Chorus

No one stims like Douton

Punishes rims like Douton

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2713485&forum_id=2#26611924)



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Date: October 29th, 2014 10:33 PM
Author: Stirring Mildly Autistic Affirmative Action

458904892490539832067802425380

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2713485&forum_id=2#26611955)



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Date: October 29th, 2014 10:41 PM
Author: Swashbuckling glassy hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2713485&forum_id=2#26612062)



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Date: October 29th, 2014 10:33 PM
Author: Comical pisswyrm institution

ty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2713485&forum_id=2#26611946)



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Date: October 29th, 2014 10:33 PM
Author: Swashbuckling glassy hairy legs

The regular lyrics are almost perfect without any changes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2713485&forum_id=2#26611953)



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Date: October 29th, 2014 10:41 PM
Author: maroon fluffy boltzmann theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2713485&forum_id=2#26612068)



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Date: October 30th, 2014 11:20 PM
Author: Swashbuckling glassy hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2713485&forum_id=2#26618725)



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Date: October 30th, 2014 11:21 PM
Author: shimmering very tactful pit roommate

Gaston:

As a specimen, yes, I'm intimidating!

small typo in the OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2713485&forum_id=2#26618733)



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Date: October 30th, 2014 11:23 PM
Author: Swashbuckling glassy hairy legs

fixed, ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2713485&forum_id=2#26618740)



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Date: October 30th, 2014 11:21 PM
Author: Stirring Mildly Autistic Affirmative Action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2713485&forum_id=2#26618734)



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Date: October 31st, 2014 11:46 AM
Author: Swashbuckling glassy hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2713485&forum_id=2#26620571)



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Date: October 31st, 2014 11:52 AM
Author: Odious Cowardly Philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2713485&forum_id=2#26620592)



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Date: November 1st, 2014 5:29 PM
Author: Swashbuckling glassy hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2713485&forum_id=2#26628234)



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Date: November 1st, 2014 5:30 PM
Author: shimmering very tactful pit roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2713485&forum_id=2#26628243)



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Date: November 1st, 2014 5:38 PM
Author: Stirring Mildly Autistic Affirmative Action

This is even funnier if you read the Douton parts in the thick African voice a of a Senegalese man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2713485&forum_id=2#26628329)



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Date: November 1st, 2014 7:17 PM
Author: indigo sadistic senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2713485&forum_id=2#26628988)



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Date: November 1st, 2014 7:20 PM
Author: infuriating new version market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2713485&forum_id=2#26628998)



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Date: November 1st, 2014 7:34 PM
Author: Stirring Mildly Autistic Affirmative Action

No one's ripped like Douton

No one's stripped like Douton

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2713485&forum_id=2#26629058)



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Date: November 4th, 2014 8:01 PM
Author: Swashbuckling glassy hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2713485&forum_id=2#26648797)



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Date: November 4th, 2014 8:08 PM
Author: Adventurous twinkling mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2713485&forum_id=2#26648868)



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Date: November 19th, 2014 7:31 PM
Author: Stirring Mildly Autistic Affirmative Action

Bump in honor of his BIG win!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2713485&forum_id=2#26753394)



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Date: November 19th, 2014 8:02 PM
Author: Swashbuckling glassy hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2713485&forum_id=2#26753567)



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Date: November 19th, 2014 8:51 PM
Author: blathering lay macaca

9875465198351986 contribution. Can't believe I missed this. My kids and I will be singing it all weekend!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2713485&forum_id=2#26754013)



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Date: November 19th, 2014 8:54 PM
Author: Burgundy Mischievous Plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2713485&forum_id=2#26754032)



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Date: November 19th, 2014 8:56 PM
Author: flesh library

holy fuck lol. i want to SCREAM this at a bar some meetup

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2713485&forum_id=2#26754046)



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Date: November 19th, 2014 8:58 PM
Author: Stirring Mildly Autistic Affirmative Action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2713485&forum_id=2#26754058)



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Date: January 14th, 2015 7:24 AM
Author: Stirring Mildly Autistic Affirmative Action

No one reams like Douton No one creams like Douton

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2713485&forum_id=2#27114665)



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Date: January 14th, 2015 7:32 AM
Author: Swashbuckling glassy hairy legs

No one makes all the training twinks SCREAM like DOUTON!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2713485&forum_id=2#27114666)



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Date: January 14th, 2015 7:34 AM
Author: Stirring Mildly Autistic Affirmative Action

tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2713485&forum_id=2#27114667)



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Date: October 25th, 2015 8:36 PM
Author: cerebral gas station hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2713485&forum_id=2#29041967)



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Date: December 8th, 2015 1:15 PM
Author: cerebral gas station hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2713485&forum_id=2#29335115)



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Date: August 19th, 2016 7:40 PM
Author: cerebral gas station hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2713485&forum_id=2#31225361)



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Date: October 25th, 2015 9:26 PM
Author: galvanic state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2713485&forum_id=2#29042238)



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Date: December 8th, 2017 11:40 PM
Author: Swashbuckling glassy hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2713485&forum_id=2#34872919)



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Date: July 5th, 2023 10:43 PM
Author: costumed box office nibblets

“I’m especially good at EJACULATING!”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2713485&forum_id=2#46514147)