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Date: December 27th, 2015 11:56 AM Author: Turquoise Razzmatazz Kitchen Coffee Pot and we're currently about 100 miles south of Pittsburgh. The fasten seatbelt sign is going to remain on for the duration of the flight: things will get very bumpy if we're intercepted by a Kelthian fighter and forced to take evasive maneuvers. We also ask that phones, tablets, and other electronic devices remain off or in airplane mode for the duration of the flight: they can interfere with the electromagnetic countermeasures that United Airlines deploys against the antimatter torpedoes common in the Galactic Arch. Our flight path to uncharted space will be taking us within just a few light years of the Serpens Nebula, and passengers on the left side of the plane may experience near-lethal dosages of cosmic radiation. As you know, there are those within the United Earth bureaucracy and the upper ranks of our military who believe our mission today is foolish, or impossible. They do not deserve the medals on their chests, or the title of Supreme Strategix. A small crew with a sense of duty can accomplish anything. When I fought in the Second Eridani War, my unit held a small moon against a full frontal Ghalsent attack. Though outgunned and outnumbered, we knew that the success of the entire war effort rested on our ability to hold that moon. This sense of purpose greater than ourselves and our own insignificant lives let us do the difficult, the impossible. I vaporized my own best friend when he became host to an alien parasite: it was hard, but it was also easy because I knew the future was at stake. Today, you and your Charlotte-based flight crew have the highest purpose of all. Somebody must carry on the legacy of the greatbort. Somebody will. Whether it is us, or Flight 2365 to Cincinnati, remains to be seen: but since we have lost all contact with our Star Alliance partners, we must assume the duty is ours and ours alone.
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Date: December 27th, 2015 12:06 PM Author: Turquoise Razzmatazz Kitchen Coffee Pot "flight attendants prepare for duty" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3080539&forum_id=2#29461632) |
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Date: December 29th, 2015 12:47 PM Author: rough-skinned balding range (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3080539&forum_id=2#29476681) |
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Date: December 27th, 2015 1:08 PM Author: Turquoise Razzmatazz Kitchen Coffee Pot Sigh
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Date: December 27th, 2015 1:15 PM Author: medicated hospital (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3080539&forum_id=2#29461925) |
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Date: December 27th, 2015 1:18 PM Author: dashing bat-shit-crazy turdskin shitlib (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3080539&forum_id=2#29461932) |
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Date: December 27th, 2015 1:18 PM Author: dashing bat-shit-crazy turdskin shitlib (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3080539&forum_id=2#29461934) |
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Date: December 27th, 2015 1:29 PM Author: purple flatulent masturbator heaven (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3080539&forum_id=2#29461964) |
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Date: December 27th, 2015 1:36 PM Author: hairraiser sanctuary liquid oxygen (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3080539&forum_id=2#29461984) |
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Date: December 27th, 2015 1:51 PM Author: Insanely creepy snowy corner (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3080539&forum_id=2#29462007) |
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Date: December 27th, 2015 2:11 PM Author: Turquoise Razzmatazz Kitchen Coffee Pot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3080539&forum_id=2#29462069) |
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Date: December 27th, 2015 2:11 PM Author: lemon unholy mexican (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3080539&forum_id=2#29462075) |
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Date: December 27th, 2015 4:02 PM Author: Turquoise Razzmatazz Kitchen Coffee Pot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3080539&forum_id=2#29462465) |
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Date: December 27th, 2015 4:06 PM Author: mauve frisky location ratface COME BACK NEWMANN (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3080539&forum_id=2#29462475) |
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Date: December 27th, 2015 11:48 PM Author: charismatic crawly stock car regret people REALLY need to stop chasing away good posters (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3080539&forum_id=2#29465604) |
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Date: December 27th, 2015 11:49 PM Author: peach cruel-hearted theatre (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3080539&forum_id=2#29465610) |
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Date: December 27th, 2015 11:54 PM Author: Turquoise Razzmatazz Kitchen Coffee Pot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3080539&forum_id=2#29465642) |
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Date: December 29th, 2015 12:48 PM Author: rough-skinned balding range (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3080539&forum_id=2#29476682) |
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Date: December 27th, 2015 5:33 PM Author: trip volcanic crater (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3080539&forum_id=2#29462950) |
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Date: December 27th, 2015 7:30 PM Author: insecure generalized bond puppy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3080539&forum_id=2#29463738) |
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Date: December 27th, 2015 11:34 PM Author: Turquoise Razzmatazz Kitchen Coffee Pot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3080539&forum_id=2#29465516) |
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Date: December 27th, 2015 11:38 PM Author: Passionate station (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3080539&forum_id=2#29465550) |
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Date: December 27th, 2015 11:47 PM Author: charismatic crawly stock car regret (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3080539&forum_id=2#29465602) |
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Date: December 27th, 2015 11:50 PM Author: Dull geriatric theater messiness 18000 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3080539&forum_id=2#29465612) |
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Date: December 28th, 2015 12:01 AM Author: Magenta histrionic legend nursing home (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3080539&forum_id=2#29465668) |
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Date: December 29th, 2015 12:04 PM Author: Turquoise Razzmatazz Kitchen Coffee Pot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3080539&forum_id=2#29476423) |
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Date: December 29th, 2015 12:04 PM Author: Chocolate native (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3080539&forum_id=2#29476433) |
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Date: December 29th, 2015 12:08 PM Author: concupiscible hissy fit house (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3080539&forum_id=2#29476470) |
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Date: December 30th, 2015 9:39 PM Author: Turquoise Razzmatazz Kitchen Coffee Pot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3080539&forum_id=2#29488242) |
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Date: October 13th, 2018 5:54 PM Author: charismatic crawly stock car regret (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3080539&forum_id=2#37015871) |
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Date: May 25th, 2025 2:04 AM Author: Aphrodisiac Mother Base (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3080539&forum_id=2#48960065) |
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Date: May 25th, 2025 2:10 AM Author: concupiscible hissy fit house (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3080539&forum_id=2#48960070) |