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Twisted garnet mediation therapy
  06/22/18
Ljl fuck you I quit.
adulterous soul-stirring antidepressant drug parlour
  06/22/18
CR friend
Twisted garnet mediation therapy
  06/22/18
Is what I though before saying "Thank, no weekend plans...
adulterous soul-stirring antidepressant drug parlour
  06/22/18
Thx for your hard work on this. I'll be out of town that wee...
Twisted garnet mediation therapy
  06/22/18
Fuck you i quit
adulterous soul-stirring antidepressant drug parlour
  06/22/18
Unfortunately, as you're no doubt aware from having read the...
Vigorous Salmon Haunted Graveyard
  06/22/18
Is my wife linda fucking 11 year old chad students in this s...
adulterous soul-stirring antidepressant drug parlour
  06/22/18
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manic pixie dream litigator
  05/23/25
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Yapping locale old irish cottage
  06/22/18
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magical factory reset button
  06/22/18
client called on Wednesday morning, partner sends you this ...
mentally impaired harsh sanctuary hunting ground
  06/22/18
I do this to ppl and it makes me feel like a dick. truth is...
Internet-worthy chocolate theater scourge upon the earth
  06/22/18
More like, client lazily-works on item all week. Doesnt fini...
plum voyeur toilet seat
  06/22/18
tbf, I haven't actually heard bandwidth used in a long while...
Internet-worthy chocolate theater scourge upon the earth
  06/22/18
I hear both used often
adulterous soul-stirring antidepressant drug parlour
  06/22/18
20 MHz
burgundy apoplectic dopamine philosopher-king
  06/22/18
Let's rock and roll. Shoot it over to me; I'm going to call...
Vigorous Salmon Haunted Graveyard
  06/22/18
Good God
Shaky yellow athletic conference
  06/22/18
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burgundy apoplectic dopamine philosopher-king
  06/22/18
Fifty lawyers, in phalanx formation, shout "WILL DO!&qu...
Twisted garnet mediation therapy
  06/22/18
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Vigorous Salmon Haunted Graveyard
  06/22/18
(pls move decimal one to right thank)
Vigorous Salmon Haunted Graveyard
  06/22/18
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pale public bath
  06/22/18
Guys, sorry, I had to jump off because my flight is taking o...
Vigorous Salmon Haunted Graveyard
  06/22/18
I want to thank everyone for a job well done this weekend. ...
Vigorous Salmon Haunted Graveyard
  06/25/18
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manic pixie dream litigator
  05/23/25
i'm renting out some servers in the utah desert. dropbox awa...
clear state
  06/22/18
There’s a lot of hair on this deal, buddy. Lotta hair. We’re...
Autistic slippery pisswyrm
  06/22/18
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Comical naked whorehouse hissy fit
  06/25/18
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bearded new version corn cake
  10/05/18
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Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle
  05/23/25
I have AT&T 1G fiber, so it's pretty good. But the c...
jevv
  05/23/25
40 Mbps at home.
~~(> ' ' )>
  05/23/25


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Date: June 22nd, 2018 7:55 AM
Author: Twisted garnet mediation therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2#36289245)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 8:02 AM
Author: adulterous soul-stirring antidepressant drug parlour

Ljl fuck you I quit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2#36289259)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 8:39 AM
Author: Twisted garnet mediation therapy

CR friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2#36289361)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 8:46 AM
Author: adulterous soul-stirring antidepressant drug parlour

Is what I though before saying "Thank, no weekend plans, happy to be in early Saturday, how do cronuts from Dominique Ansel sound :)!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2#36289376)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 11:41 AM
Author: Twisted garnet mediation therapy

Thx for your hard work on this. I'll be out of town that weekend so I won't see you in the office, but feel free to call if you hit any roadblocks. Cell service is spotty in the Rockies but I'll try to return your call within a few hours.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2#36290364)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 11:48 AM
Author: adulterous soul-stirring antidepressant drug parlour

Fuck you i quit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2#36290443)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 11:51 AM
Author: Vigorous Salmon Haunted Graveyard

Unfortunately, as you're no doubt aware from having read the entrance paperwork, you've entered into a binding, comprehensive whole-life agreement with the Firm and its extended corporate network embedded throughout society. Your informed consent to joining this institution is a matter of clear record. And you of course care about the well-being of your wife, Linda, Age 42, current location: 416 Pine St. (teaching adjunct, St. Elmo's Elementary, M-R, Classroom 12) and your daughter Lauren, Age 7, current location: 14th & Main (1st grade, Pfizer Academy for the Troubled, M-F, Boarding Room A).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2#36290475)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 10:29 PM
Author: adulterous soul-stirring antidepressant drug parlour

Is my wife linda fucking 11 year old chad students in this situation?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2#36294341)



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Date: May 23rd, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: manic pixie dream litigator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2#48956363)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 11:23 AM
Author: Yapping locale old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2#36290245)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 8:40 AM
Author: magical factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2#36289363)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 8:40 AM
Author: mentally impaired harsh sanctuary hunting ground

client called on Wednesday morning, partner sends you this at 4:15 Friday afternoon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2#36289364)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 8:43 AM
Author: Internet-worthy chocolate theater scourge upon the earth

I do this to ppl and it makes me feel like a dick. truth is i end up poasting instead of taking the time to write an email.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2#36289370)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 11:41 AM
Author: plum voyeur toilet seat

More like, client lazily-works on item all week. Doesnt finish. Kicks it to outside counsel Friday at 5 PM and asks for it to be done by Monday morning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2#36290374)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 8:42 AM
Author: Internet-worthy chocolate theater scourge upon the earth

tbf, I haven't actually heard bandwidth used in a long while. what's your CAPACITY is the new term.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2#36289365)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 8:49 AM
Author: adulterous soul-stirring antidepressant drug parlour

I hear both used often

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2#36289380)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 8:46 AM
Author: burgundy apoplectic dopamine philosopher-king

20 MHz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2#36289374)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 11:22 AM
Author: Vigorous Salmon Haunted Graveyard

Let's rock and roll. Shoot it over to me; I'm going to call an all-hands for 9 p.m. Eastern which I'll scope for an hour, but then let's do a closed group debrief call at 10 p.m. Eastern with team leads. This is a real fire drill gentlemen--we're going to need to step up, lock this down, and knock it out of the park. I want everyone fully wired in here. I want to hear screaming, bleeding, crying all weekend from each office, blazing lights golden glory against the darkness, my little fireflies, each of you dotting the 47th, 48th, 49th floor of the firm Saturday night, early Sunday morning, Sunday night, early Monday morning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2#36290231)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 11:28 AM
Author: Shaky yellow athletic conference

Good God

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2#36290274)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 9:26 PM
Author: burgundy apoplectic dopamine philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2#36294066)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 11:44 AM
Author: Twisted garnet mediation therapy

Fifty lawyers, in phalanx formation, shout "WILL DO!" before breaking and sliding down firepoles and chutes and slides and ropes to their respective billing stations.

One month later, the client receives a bill for $72,852.20 for "Review and revise Letter of Intent."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2#36290395)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 11:47 AM
Author: Vigorous Salmon Haunted Graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2#36290438)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 11:53 AM
Author: Vigorous Salmon Haunted Graveyard

(pls move decimal one to right thank)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2#36290492)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 10:30 PM
Author: pale public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2#36294349)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 9:25 PM
Author: Vigorous Salmon Haunted Graveyard

Guys, sorry, I had to jump off because my flight is taking off in a few minutes. I think it makes sense to reconvene at 1130 pm Eastern—we can tie this discussion up; that should also give everyone a few hours to get started on their various assignments so we can get a sense of whether we’re tilling fertile ground or not with this strategy.

John, please send around a dial-in.

Talk in a few. Thanks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2#36294063)



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Date: June 25th, 2018 7:54 PM
Author: Vigorous Salmon Haunted Graveyard

I want to thank everyone for a job well done this weekend. I just heard back from the client and they are more than pleased. It's a testament to the quality of the team and the capacity of the firm that we are able to so readily answer the bell and come to the mat for our clients, at all hours, across all geographies, under such trying circumstances.

Everyone hit the showers. John and I will join you in a few.

Thanks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2#36308682)



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Date: May 23rd, 2025 12:16 PM
Author: manic pixie dream litigator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2#48956287)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 11:23 AM
Author: clear state

i'm renting out some servers in the utah desert. dropbox away!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2#36290241)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 9:50 PM
Author: Autistic slippery pisswyrm

There’s a lot of hair on this deal, buddy. Lotta hair. We’re going to have to bring our A-game on this one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2#36294172)



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Date: June 25th, 2018 7:55 PM
Author: Comical naked whorehouse hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2#36308689)



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Date: October 5th, 2018 1:34 PM
Author: bearded new version corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2#36964372)



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Date: May 23rd, 2025 12:23 PM
Author: Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle (🇺🇸 🇵🇱)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2#48956294)



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Date: May 23rd, 2025 12:25 PM
Author: jevv

I have AT&T 1G fiber, so it's pretty good.

But the client can go fuck himself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2#48956296)



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Date: May 23rd, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: ~~(> ' ' )>

40 Mbps at home.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2#48956365)