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gf just took pregnancy test. said it was positive.

then said just kidding after silence. said she wanted to ...
sickened resort degenerate
  02/03/09
kick in the cunt, anal then dump seriously though, that is ...
soggy partner
  02/03/09
how old are you/is she?
know-it-all stage electric furnace
  02/03/09
me: 23, her 24 in a couple months
sickened resort degenerate
  02/03/09
dump.
know-it-all stage electric furnace
  02/03/09
this girl sounds like a real A++++
Curious puce plaza hominid
  02/03/09
tell her you have aids the next time your penis is in her va...
outnumbered adventurous dilemma trump supporter
  02/03/09
not a bad counterattack
soggy partner
  02/03/09
I was trying to think of a good revenge. I'd take this angl...
beady-eyed library
  02/03/09
or just say you cheated on her.
outnumbered adventurous dilemma trump supporter
  02/03/09
Yeah I was thinking a combo of cheated + "....and I jus...
beady-eyed library
  02/03/09
might be unbelievable
outnumbered adventurous dilemma trump supporter
  02/03/09
I don't know, "listen honey, one night I was really dru...
beady-eyed library
  02/03/09
execution better be spot on
outnumbered adventurous dilemma trump supporter
  02/03/09
does she post here? hell yeah
nofapping ticket booth
  02/03/09
180
onyx razzle associate
  02/03/09
who says girls can't be funny?
Topaz Toaster
  02/03/09
she's a keeper, sooooooonnnnnNNNNNNN
Cobalt Boltzmann Giraffe
  02/03/09
Dijon Ketchup? Does this have to do with C+C?
Crystalline Deep Mad-dog Skullcap
  02/03/09
um, i did something similar last april fool's. *runs away*
fuchsia hairless mad cow disease coffee pot
  02/03/09
Not very funny but if she's otherwise a good gf not worth du...
floppy lake french chef quadroon
  02/03/09
yeah i was being facetious, i love her. except tonight.
sickened resort degenerate
  02/03/09
Tell her something like that her little joke has freaked you...
floppy lake french chef quadroon
  02/03/09
175
outnumbered adventurous dilemma trump supporter
  02/03/09
or that it freaked you out so much you've decided to become ...
fuchsia hairless mad cow disease coffee pot
  02/03/09
i just tried your suggestion. her: "okay, but only i...
sickened resort degenerate
  02/03/09
this girl is pwning you left and right keep her around
Topaz Toaster
  02/03/09
titcr
Insane dark box office boistinker
  02/03/09
She sounds pretty sharp.
floppy lake french chef quadroon
  02/03/09
Sounds fake, but if it's real good for her.
beady-eyed library
  02/03/09
it's pretty funny
Topaz Toaster
  02/03/09
That's pretty fucking funny. Knock her up so you can lock h...
marvelous chapel depressive
  02/03/09


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Date: February 3rd, 2009 1:38 AM
Author: sickened resort degenerate

then said just kidding after silence.

said she wanted to see my reaction.

thoughts?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=927082&forum_id=2#10848289)



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Date: February 3rd, 2009 1:40 AM
Author: soggy partner

kick in the cunt, anal then dump

seriously though, that is not a cool joke

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=927082&forum_id=2#10848306)



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Date: February 3rd, 2009 1:41 AM
Author: know-it-all stage electric furnace

how old are you/is she?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=927082&forum_id=2#10848309)



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Date: February 3rd, 2009 1:42 AM
Author: sickened resort degenerate

me: 23, her 24 in a couple months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=927082&forum_id=2#10848322)



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Date: February 3rd, 2009 1:46 AM
Author: know-it-all stage electric furnace

dump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=927082&forum_id=2#10848365)



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Date: February 3rd, 2009 1:39 AM
Author: Curious puce plaza hominid

this girl sounds like a real A++++

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=927082&forum_id=2#10848298)



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Date: February 3rd, 2009 1:41 AM
Author: outnumbered adventurous dilemma trump supporter

tell her you have aids the next time your penis is in her vagina

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=927082&forum_id=2#10848311)



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Date: February 3rd, 2009 1:42 AM
Author: soggy partner

not a bad counterattack

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=927082&forum_id=2#10848320)



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Date: February 3rd, 2009 1:44 AM
Author: beady-eyed library

I was trying to think of a good revenge. I'd take this angle but modify it to make it more believable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=927082&forum_id=2#10848336)



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Date: February 3rd, 2009 1:45 AM
Author: outnumbered adventurous dilemma trump supporter

or just say you cheated on her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=927082&forum_id=2#10848346)



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Date: February 3rd, 2009 1:45 AM
Author: beady-eyed library

Yeah I was thinking a combo of cheated + "....and I just got tested today"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=927082&forum_id=2#10848359)



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Date: February 3rd, 2009 1:46 AM
Author: outnumbered adventurous dilemma trump supporter

might be unbelievable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=927082&forum_id=2#10848362)



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Date: February 3rd, 2009 1:49 AM
Author: beady-eyed library

I don't know, "listen honey, one night I was really drunk with my friends, and it just kinda happened, it was a one night thing and I didn't want to tell you because it was just a stupid mistake and it didn't mean anything....but I got tested the other day and...."

I think it could work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=927082&forum_id=2#10848386)



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Date: February 3rd, 2009 1:51 AM
Author: outnumbered adventurous dilemma trump supporter

execution better be spot on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=927082&forum_id=2#10848394)



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Date: February 3rd, 2009 1:41 AM
Author: nofapping ticket booth

does she post here? hell yeah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=927082&forum_id=2#10848315)



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Date: February 3rd, 2009 1:41 AM
Author: onyx razzle associate

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=927082&forum_id=2#10848318)



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Date: February 3rd, 2009 1:44 AM
Author: Topaz Toaster

who says girls can't be funny?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=927082&forum_id=2#10848337)



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Date: February 3rd, 2009 1:44 AM
Author: Cobalt Boltzmann Giraffe

she's a keeper, sooooooonnnnnNNNNNNN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=927082&forum_id=2#10848338)



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Date: February 3rd, 2009 2:39 AM
Author: Crystalline Deep Mad-dog Skullcap

Dijon Ketchup? Does this have to do with C+C?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=927082&forum_id=2#10848595)



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Date: February 3rd, 2009 1:45 AM
Author: fuchsia hairless mad cow disease coffee pot

um, i did something similar last april fool's.

*runs away*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=927082&forum_id=2#10848356)



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Date: February 3rd, 2009 1:47 AM
Author: floppy lake french chef quadroon

Not very funny but if she's otherwise a good gf not worth dumping over.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=927082&forum_id=2#10848367)



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Date: February 3rd, 2009 1:47 AM
Author: sickened resort degenerate

yeah i was being facetious, i love her.

except tonight.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=927082&forum_id=2#10848373)



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Date: February 3rd, 2009 1:51 AM
Author: floppy lake french chef quadroon

Tell her something like that her little joke has freaked you out so much about pregnancy that you'll only be fucking her ass from now on. Then say you are joking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=927082&forum_id=2#10848393)



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Date: February 3rd, 2009 1:51 AM
Author: outnumbered adventurous dilemma trump supporter

175

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=927082&forum_id=2#10848396)



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Date: February 3rd, 2009 1:52 AM
Author: fuchsia hairless mad cow disease coffee pot

or that it freaked you out so much you've decided to become abstinent

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=927082&forum_id=2#10848400)



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Date: February 3rd, 2009 1:53 AM
Author: sickened resort degenerate

i just tried your suggestion.

her: "okay, but only if i can reciprocate."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=927082&forum_id=2#10848404)



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Date: February 3rd, 2009 1:56 AM
Author: Topaz Toaster

this girl is pwning you left and right

keep her around

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=927082&forum_id=2#10848418)



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Date: February 3rd, 2009 2:05 AM
Author: Insane dark box office boistinker

titcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=927082&forum_id=2#10848447)



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Date: February 3rd, 2009 1:59 AM
Author: floppy lake french chef quadroon

She sounds pretty sharp.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=927082&forum_id=2#10848432)



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Date: February 3rd, 2009 2:18 AM
Author: beady-eyed library

Sounds fake, but if it's real good for her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=927082&forum_id=2#10848515)



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Date: February 3rd, 2009 1:51 AM
Author: Topaz Toaster

it's pretty funny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=927082&forum_id=2#10848397)



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Date: February 3rd, 2009 2:06 AM
Author: marvelous chapel depressive

That's pretty fucking funny. Knock her up so you can lock her down.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=927082&forum_id=2#10848453)