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I will post these as I encounter them over the summer. T...
fiercely-loyal school incel
  06/24/10
Is he an Asian northwestern grad? If so I may know this guy.
swollen histrionic abode twinkling uncleanness
  06/25/10
joe vaj is actually clerking
Cerise business firm
  07/07/10
...
violent home
  07/16/10
180
Bronze scourge upon the earth resort
  07/14/10
180
Concupiscible deranged legal warrant
  07/20/10
lolol
Aggressive indirect expression
  07/23/10
This actually sounds like a guy I dated back in HS.
Boyish Self-centered Mental Disorder Boltzmann
  08/06/10
...
Lascivious Laser Beams Lodge
  08/18/10
...
Lascivious Laser Beams Lodge
  08/24/10
...
heady field
  07/17/11
he keeps a change of clothes in his office. his blue dress s...
fiercely-loyal school incel
  06/25/10
colorblind?
aphrodisiac navy milk
  06/25/10
no man, no. i'll ask him on monday.
fiercely-loyal school incel
  06/25/10
I got up the nerve to ask today. Went something like this. ...
fiercely-loyal school incel
  06/30/10
god I hope this isn't flame
Drab church building selfie
  07/08/10
cr these are 180
Angry forum
  07/20/10
Flame. Aspies cut off the tags.
rusted rigor stead
  06/25/10
so you work with dwight schrute?
chrome mischievous tank karate
  06/25/10
basically.
fiercely-loyal school incel
  06/25/10
nice I have a Michael Scott in my office, except he's a s...
Shivering Pistol Athletic Conference
  07/21/10
Everyone has a Michael Scott in their office. If you don't k...
Ebony bawdyhouse ape
  07/23/10
...
Ivory philosopher-king kitty
  07/08/10
tyft
dashing ticket booth
  06/25/10
...
pontificating bipolar blood rage double fault
  06/25/10
...
aphrodisiac navy milk
  06/25/10
Hilarious
Mind-boggling immigrant international law enforcement agency
  06/25/10
Today I went to print some stuff off from his computer and n...
fiercely-loyal school incel
  07/07/10
ahahahaha. thanks.
Stimulating Learning Disabled Affirmative Action Mediation
  07/07/10
...
opaque appetizing casino
  07/07/10
...
Cerise business firm
  07/07/10
...
diverse at-the-ready masturbator gunner
  07/08/10
Hilarious.
Citrine Provocative Library
  07/08/10
http://www.topix.com/forum/city/portageville-mo/TM3O8B0SG68K...
Beady-eyed son of senegal sandwich
  01/04/11
http://www.stumbleupon.com/su/20zg0Q/www.xoxohth.com/thread....
milky passionate goyim cruise ship
  06/13/11
QW$TQ4wrjwaroijwaoirjwaoir
titillating hall rigpig
  07/08/10
...
Mind-boggling immigrant international law enforcement agency
  07/16/10
...
violent home
  07/19/10
...
Angry forum
  07/20/10
180
Concupiscible deranged legal warrant
  07/20/10
1 fucking 80 I can't imagine what I would do if somebody ...
glittery demanding chad sneaky criminal
  07/21/10
...
supple turdskin
  07/21/10
...
translucent toaster
  07/23/10
180
Aggressive indirect expression
  07/23/10
...
khaki regret brunch
  09/02/11
please do not stop posting itt. this is fucking awesome
cyan theater stage hominid
  07/07/10
Last week I asked if he would write me a LOR at the end of t...
fiercely-loyal school incel
  07/08/10
Aren't iPods crazy?
Cerise business firm
  07/08/10
I have a strange feeling that this could be a really effecti...
fiercely-loyal school incel
  07/08/10
the demonstration of sexual harassment seems more problemati...
Cerebral greedy personal credit line goal in life
  07/08/10
I guess he's worried he will say something harassing in the ...
fiercely-loyal school incel
  07/08/10
180
Aggressive indirect expression
  07/23/10
...
Wine Bull Headed Hairy Legs Reading Party
  09/23/10
Where did he graduate from?
cobalt filthy senate
  07/08/10
t14
fiercely-loyal school incel
  07/08/10
none of this sounds alpha. just sad.
Rebellious Meetinghouse Jap
  07/08/10
you won't be singing the same tune when your wounds are infe...
Cerebral greedy personal credit line goal in life
  07/08/10
the kimodo punch
elite mad cow disease locus
  07/20/10
man I'm fucking cracking up over here
Angry forum
  07/20/10
I'm laughing my ass off here.
180 locale
  07/28/10
Can you link us to his bio? I want a pic.
cobalt filthy senate
  07/08/10
This seems like a poor idea for the OP.
titillating hall rigpig
  07/08/10
yea, this would basically be a direct line back to me.
fiercely-loyal school incel
  07/08/10
I just asked him if he had and BIG PLANS this weekend, he re...
fiercely-loyal school incel
  07/09/10
He just texted me "pound game, INITIATE! pictures to fo...
fiercely-loyal school incel
  07/09/10
i'm gonna have to call flame on the "get on my lvl"...
chrome mischievous tank karate
  07/09/10
He says this frequently and often inappropriately, whenever ...
fiercely-loyal school incel
  07/09/10
1fucking80
chrome mischievous tank karate
  07/09/10
I swear to god, he requested new staplers for the office and...
fiercely-loyal school incel
  07/09/10
180
titillating hall rigpig
  07/09/10
there's no way someone this great exists
diverse at-the-ready masturbator gunner
  07/09/10
everyone in the office seems to hate him, but the guy is a f...
fiercely-loyal school incel
  07/09/10
He sounds like a novel character, but better.
titillating hall rigpig
  07/09/10
this is a true 180
Sticky laughsome kitchen dragon
  07/24/10
Jesus Christ, I fucking lost it at this. Absolutely brillia...
spectacular zippy area voyeur
  07/27/10
i don't think i've laughed this hard since kitties live-chat...
Stimulating Learning Disabled Affirmative Action Mediation
  08/01/10
180
Mauve sick shrine french chef
  09/14/10
this gave me the biggest laugh i've had in all of 2011. tha...
Amber Round Eye Public Bath
  06/08/11
hahaha
Aggressive indirect expression
  07/23/10
180
alcoholic gas station
  07/28/10
omfg
magenta theater macaca
  08/22/11
(estrada's colleague from the future)
vermilion flirting digit ratio
  07/09/10
This whole thread is 180
balding marvelous hell codepig
  07/09/10
...
harsh electric garrison cuckold
  07/09/10
He had a compression boot on today like what you get when yo...
fiercely-loyal school incel
  07/12/10
Ok, this one gave away your flame; clearly a quote taken fro...
fluffy gay nursing home community account
  07/20/10
link?
fiercely-loyal school incel
  07/20/10
Shit lemme see if I can find it. Someone posted it here a f...
fluffy gay nursing home community account
  07/20/10
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eu1-ZeEPo9c
fluffy gay nursing home community account
  07/20/10
I asked him what his superpower would be if he could have an...
fiercely-loyal school incel
  07/14/10
lol Have you read any of his legal briefs? Are they cohe...
talented box office liquid oxygen
  07/14/10
extremely. I have no doubt the guy is smarter than me and I ...
fiercely-loyal school incel
  07/14/10
flame aspies can't chat up women
scarlet kink-friendly whorehouse giraffe
  07/14/10
Aren't ipods crazy? hahahahahah I want to be with him ...
talented box office liquid oxygen
  07/14/10
I want a shirt that says this
fiercely-loyal school incel
  07/14/10
Can you steal the file of conversational starters, strip it ...
talented box office liquid oxygen
  07/14/10
I went on his computer again today but the file wasn't there...
fiercely-loyal school incel
  07/15/10
Do cats have emotions? ROFL. Is this guy Watchmen?
titillating hall rigpig
  07/15/10
...
Sticky laughsome kitchen dragon
  07/24/10
do cats have emotions
elite mad cow disease locus
  07/15/10
180
opaque appetizing casino
  07/15/10
EVERYBODY DANCE NOW
milky passionate goyim cruise ship
  07/15/10
180^180. Love the mothman progression. I am crying here.
Salmon vibrant location cuckoldry
  07/19/10
...
supple turdskin
  07/21/10
lol cr, trying to get around filter so that he can read abou...
Jet Private Investor Pit
  03/30/11
thanks for my new username and siggy
razzle-dazzle useless brakes
  07/20/10
"homemade harpoon gun" "make a net" ...
razzle-dazzle useless brakes
  07/20/10
180
Concupiscible deranged legal warrant
  07/20/10
i dont think 180 really does this justice. you need to be w...
Brass big market pocket flask
  07/21/10
Bananas contain potassium-40, which is radioactive.
glittery demanding chad sneaky criminal
  07/21/10
TYSVMFT 180^180^180
alcoholic gas station
  07/28/10
"mothman friendly"
Crimson pungent idea he suggested coldplay fan
  08/20/10
I had forgotten that this is where mothman sexuality comes f...
slate step-uncle's house
  06/13/11
its more of him just talking at them until he says something...
fiercely-loyal school incel
  07/14/10
I really think I might adopt the "get on my level"...
titillating hall rigpig
  07/15/10
this thread should be in the museum of awesome art
swashbuckling flesh tanning salon
  07/14/10
He talked about Gulliver's Travels today. In a recorded dep...
fiercely-loyal school incel
  07/16/10
wow.
purple excitant multi-billionaire
  07/16/10
Why scared? Unless he was saying it in a menacing voice or ...
cowardly office
  07/16/10
Kinda like when a homeless guy starts yelling on the subway.
fiercely-loyal school incel
  07/16/10
tyvmft
floppy disrespectful foreskin
  07/16/10
LOL, greatest post ever.
crusty nighttime dilemma
  07/17/10
i'm going to be sad when this thread dies
diverse at-the-ready masturbator gunner
  07/19/10
lol
Concupiscible deranged legal warrant
  07/20/10
this is a jaw-dropping 180
Rebellious Meetinghouse Jap
  07/23/10
never stop posting
180 locale
  07/28/10
This thread is heaps and heaps of 180. If it is flame, ...
grizzly galvanic coffee pot
  07/16/10
you immediately became one of my favorite poasters with this...
Indecent Hairraiser National Background Story
  07/16/10
I concur.
Irradiated Hospital
  07/17/10
cr
diverse at-the-ready masturbator gunner
  07/17/10
"You doing anything cool tonight?" "Are you ...
fiercely-loyal school incel
  07/17/10
my favorite lol
Shivering Pistol Athletic Conference
  07/21/10
...
Shivering Pistol Athletic Conference
  07/21/10
holy shit i must use this IRL
Cerise business firm
  07/27/10
...
Cerise business firm
  07/28/10
Today I was looking for something in the pile of files in hi...
fiercely-loyal school incel
  07/19/10
OH THEY EXIST ALRIGHT
purple excitant multi-billionaire
  07/19/10
...
cyan theater stage hominid
  07/29/10
Today he gave me a brief overview of how he would revamp gen...
fiercely-loyal school incel
  07/20/10
You're making this up, aren't you?
purple excitant multi-billionaire
  07/20/10
I dress it up a bit, but every one of these things happened.
fiercely-loyal school incel
  07/20/10
Whatever it is, it's thrilling!
purple excitant multi-billionaire
  07/20/10
I agree about the personal speed limit. My gf and her famil...
cowardly office
  07/20/10
holy shit best thread ever
azure internet-worthy principal's office love of her life
  07/20/10
...
cyan theater stage hominid
  07/20/10
agreed
razzle-dazzle useless brakes
  07/20/10
this thread delivers
Erotic church
  07/20/10
180, flame or not.
Tan new version
  07/20/10
true 180 thread
razzle mahogany psychic dog poop
  07/20/10
perhaps the only truly 180 thread of the last 3 years.
Concupiscible deranged legal warrant
  07/20/10
don't care if it's flame
Vigorous friendly grandma
  07/20/10
While discussing the last words of Alexander the Great, the ...
fiercely-loyal school incel
  07/21/10
*.*
Multi-colored Lake Chapel
  07/21/10
*dies*
milky passionate goyim cruise ship
  07/21/10
He definitely posts on xo
elite mad cow disease locus
  07/23/10
I think he just has a strange but undeniably amusing sense o...
purple excitant multi-billionaire
  07/21/10
if not for this thread i would. sometimes I wonder if he's a...
fiercely-loyal school incel
  07/21/10
he almost *has* to post here no?
cyan theater stage hominid
  07/21/10
i half expect him to pwn me with a printout of this thread o...
fiercely-loyal school incel
  07/21/10
This guy is brilliant. This is like some next level Andy Ka...
Sapphire center halford
  07/21/10
I've been keeping a list of his one liners since I started t...
fiercely-loyal school incel
  07/22/10
holy shit
chrome mischievous tank karate
  07/22/10
RLY?
Pink Address Depressive
  07/22/10
complete 180
Arousing Nowag Stag Film
  07/22/10
...
Jet Private Investor Pit
  07/22/10
i. am. impressed.
Shivering Pistol Athletic Conference
  07/22/10
holy shit.
adventurous university
  07/22/10
"(Walking to our cars, he produces a can of tuna fish f...
elite mad cow disease locus
  07/23/10
agreed, this man is a brilliant, deliberate humorist
bossy travel guidebook weed whacker
  07/23/10
This guy is pimp.
180 locale
  07/28/10
i lolled as i have done something similar (pale imitation)
vermilion flirting digit ratio
  08/05/10
jesus LOL
azure internet-worthy principal's office love of her life
  07/23/10
You should seriously consider writing a short (30K word) hum...
purple excitant multi-billionaire
  07/23/10
"From a purely Coasean perspective, there HAS to be som...
Exhilarant pearl theatre
  07/24/10
Jesus Lord this was funny.
180 locale
  07/28/10
i want to be this guy
cyan theater stage hominid
  08/01/10
"DO YOU- ..."
Crimson pungent idea he suggested coldplay fan
  08/28/10
...
Jet Private Investor Pit
  07/22/10
180
hairless thriller stage alpha
  07/22/10
u are a gentleman and scholar, 180
disgusting walnut set therapy
  07/22/10
this is too good to be flame
Multi-colored Lake Chapel
  07/22/10
this is what scares me the moast
Shivering Pistol Athletic Conference
  07/22/10
"I went on his computer again today but the file wasn't...
translucent toaster
  07/22/10
Absolutely amazing thread
Crimson pungent idea he suggested coldplay fan
  07/23/10
180^180
Racy yellow mood
  07/23/10
I do feel kind of sad for the dood. Hope you're running sht...
Vengeful Insecure Piazza Really Tough Guy
  07/23/10
WTF
elite mad cow disease locus
  07/23/10
this is so awesome
Aggressive indirect expression
  07/23/10
I'm actually considering sharing this on twitter someone ...
bossy travel guidebook weed whacker
  07/23/10
Who is this guy? I'm considering applying to law school, jus...
Chest-beating fortuitous meteor faggot firefighter
  07/23/10
http://i575.photobucket.com/albums/ss194/fuzzydoodle/Interne...
Lime Comical Lay Water Buffalo
  07/23/10
slackfist cumduster, consider yourself a made man
Crimson pungent idea he suggested coldplay fan
  07/24/10
...
Geriatric yapping degenerate
  07/26/10
A recent aggressive escalation of one of his long standing s...
fiercely-loyal school incel
  07/27/10
Have you ever asked to meet Robert?
elite mad cow disease locus
  07/27/10
No. For the same reasons I don't wake sleepwalkers.
fiercely-loyal school incel
  07/27/10
your being trolled IRL. he's posting a thread about you on s...
blathering ocher space
  07/27/10
Someone already said it, but this really is the best thread ...
Chocolate vivacious school cafeteria
  07/27/10
I tried to explain it to my bf and couldn't get the brillian...
Trip massive stage feces
  07/28/10
ditch the dood
Frozen Keepsake Machete
  07/28/10
ATD!
hairless thriller stage alpha
  07/28/10
absolutely.
milky passionate goyim cruise ship
  07/28/10
I asked to second chair at his closing argument for a partic...
fiercely-loyal school incel
  07/28/10
jvc kaboom box
blathering ocher space
  07/28/10
credited post
dashing ticket booth
  07/29/10
What is CP?
Chest-beating fortuitous meteor faggot firefighter
  07/29/10
cerebral palsy?
Bronze scourge upon the earth resort
  07/29/10
http://nursingpub.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/cerebral-pa...
blathering ocher space
  07/29/10
i am just in awe
cyan theater stage hominid
  07/29/10
lol
180 locale
  07/31/10
"Can you tell I use an electric razor?" I feel...
disgusting walnut set therapy
  07/31/10
*Lightly caresses your face*
milky passionate goyim cruise ship
  08/01/10
never stop.
Frozen Keepsake Machete
  08/01/10
MOAR ANECDOTES
Flickering corner
  08/01/10
His vacation begins tomorrow and I am done at the end of the...
fiercely-loyal school incel
  08/03/10
Pretty much crying, tysm.
aromatic infuriating nibblets bbw
  08/03/10
truly the thread of the summer. thank you.
Snowy Associate Parlour
  08/03/10
ty
diverse at-the-ready masturbator gunner
  08/04/10
"He bellows an unnaturally abbreviated laugh, calls me ...
translucent toaster
  08/04/10
A perfect ending to a perfect summer
elite mad cow disease locus
  08/04/10
This is the greatest man of our generation. This is what a l...
adventurous university
  08/21/10
hysterical
razzmatazz burgundy parlor headpube
  01/07/11
I just discovered this thread. Absolutely epic. I want to ...
brindle impressive crackhouse skinny woman
  08/04/10
I'd almost forgotten what good shtick/flame looked like. Th...
Irradiated Hospital
  08/04/10
200+ posts and the most negative comment is that it's probab...
blathering ocher space
  08/04/10
Even if it were fictional, the writing and the skill and shi...
180 locale
  08/04/10
I looked forward to updates to this thread more than episode...
180 locale
  08/04/10
Awesome thread. I'm picturing this guy as a supporting chara...
sadistic stock car den
  08/04/10
Hard to get a coherent narrative out of this. I think at be...
fiercely-loyal school incel
  08/04/10
...
Charismatic Crystalline Spot Place Of Business
  08/04/10
This thread represents the exact opposite of everything bel ...
milky passionate goyim cruise ship
  08/04/10
Can this get stickied for awhile???
milky passionate goyim cruise ship
  08/04/10
i can't believe this is the first time im reading this threa...
wonderful chestnut queen of the night house
  08/04/10
Bravo sir. Bravo. I look forward to your next 180 thread.
Flickering corner
  08/04/10
180 flame. i liked the subtle nods to old xoxo shticks.
curious stain
  08/04/10
which schticks?
puce anal point pervert
  08/08/10
ask him how he feels about crustaceans!
bearded haunting circlehead
  08/05/10
The more I think about it, the more this guy sounds EXACTLY ...
Boyish Self-centered Mental Disorder Boltzmann
  08/06/10
omfg what is wrong with chicks? just shut the fuck up no on...
Soggy institution faggotry
  08/23/11
what
indigo menage
  08/08/10
180
Irradiated Hospital
  08/17/10
this is truly great, I can't believe I only just found it
Orange heaven
  08/08/10
amazing
Exciting hyperactive station
  08/12/10
180 Best of Show
contagious clear clown
  08/12/10
best thread in a long time. how did i not see it all summer?
Sooty factory reset button
  08/12/10
It is the rare post like this that keeps me at xo.
cowardly office
  08/18/10
...
pearly trump supporter
  08/20/10
tytyty
Soul-stirring state roast beef
  08/20/10
welcome
fiercely-loyal school incel
  08/28/10
my life is so empty without him
fiercely-loyal school incel
  08/21/10
He's represents why we all wanted to be lawyers. We became c...
adventurous university
  08/21/10
In what is, by at least an order of magnitude, the best news...
fiercely-loyal school incel
  09/07/10
...
Charismatic Crystalline Spot Place Of Business
  09/07/10
finally, a reason NOT to kill myself.
Irradiated Hospital
  09/07/10
Expected more excitement about this.
fiercely-loyal school incel
  09/07/10
...
Charismatic Crystalline Spot Place Of Business
  09/07/10
Everyone probably assumed it was just a bump. This deserves ...
elite mad cow disease locus
  09/14/10
cr. the start of a new season of great episodes. the start o...
Frozen Keepsake Machete
  09/14/10
While I firmly believe this thread is a flame. OP you are a ...
cowardly office
  09/07/10
holy shit lol
Sienna misanthropic knife
  09/12/10
awesome
bisexual telephone
  09/14/10
2 more weeks
fiercely-loyal school incel
  09/14/10
This SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY. I'm fucking giddy.
fiercely-loyal school incel
  09/21/10
I'm looking forward to reading about this cookout more than ...
cracking primrose site genital piercing
  09/21/10
You little SHIT! You invited all these XOXO faggots to my BB...
duck-like range ceo
  09/21/10
...
elite mad cow disease locus
  09/23/10
Tomorrow... Tomorrow... Tomorrow...
fiercely-loyal school incel
  09/25/10
tyvmft
motley ungodly fanboi
  09/14/10
You should write a short story about this dude
mentally impaired native
  09/14/10
180
outnumbered house-broken property
  09/14/10
literally makes my day every time i read this thread
Fragrant Coral Rehab
  09/23/10
GOAT
slimy garnet base volcanic crater
  09/23/10
oh my fucking god. this guy lives in a mansion. he has a rep...
fiercely-loyal school incel
  09/26/10
...
Splenetic dopamine half-breed
  09/27/10
"oh my fucking god. this guy lives in a mansion. he has...
drunken haunted graveyard
  10/13/10
he has said that these stories are exaggerations of true eve...
Stirring temple
  10/13/10
[redacted]
fiercely-loyal school incel
  09/27/10
vat
pearly trump supporter
  09/27/10
What the fuck is going on here? I've been holding my breath ...
bateful indian lodge cumskin
  09/30/10
weeks
elite mad cow disease locus
  10/13/10
I don't care if this is the most elaborate lead-in to Fresh ...
Odious elastic band quadroon
  10/13/10
I am rather concerned as well.
sound barrier
  10/13/10
i cannot wait!
Amethyst sanctuary
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TYVM for this thread. "Aren't iPods crazy" has bec...
High-end persian
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Wine Bull Headed Hairy Legs Reading Party
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bumping the greatest thread of all time
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sound barrier
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I got released from the hospital a few days ago, I will not ...
fiercely-loyal school incel
  12/04/10
wat
Pea-brained famous landscape painting
  12/04/10
Things did not go well.
fiercely-loyal school incel
  12/04/10
I dont even
Pea-brained famous landscape painting
  12/04/10
I'm considering writing a tell all and having rach take this...
fiercely-loyal school incel
  12/04/10
please don't take the thread down, it's easily a top 10 thre...
Pea-brained famous landscape painting
  12/04/10
i'd have to do it under a pen name anyway to protect my care...
fiercely-loyal school incel
  12/04/10
what have you missed the last few months? were you employed?
Plaza Hunting Ground
  12/04/10
This happened at the end of my summer gig. I missed the whol...
fiercely-loyal school incel
  12/04/10
DONT KILL THIS THREAD! BEST THREAD ON HERE!
razzle-dazzle useless brakes
  12/04/10
lolololololololololololllololololololololoolololololololol
razzle-dazzle useless brakes
  12/04/10
EDIT wgwag
fiercely-loyal school incel
  12/04/10
Dude I thought you were in law school? Also, 180.
Plaza Hunting Ground
  12/04/10
EDIT I shouldn't be saying this.
fiercely-loyal school incel
  12/04/10
i missed it
Plaza Hunting Ground
  12/04/10
you took the flame way too far here, but still a solid threa...
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  01/04/11
[radek]
fiercely-loyal school incel
  12/04/10
He brought me a lifesized wooden carving of a hand giving a ...
fiercely-loyal school incel
  12/04/10
lol
Plaza Hunting Ground
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180
Bat shit crazy pisswyrm
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I regret nothing.
fiercely-loyal school incel
  12/04/10
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lilac potus
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Charismatic Crystalline Spot Place Of Business
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*starts a slow clap* *all of xoxo slowly joins in* *cl...
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*joins in slow clap
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Crimson pungent idea he suggested coldplay fan
  12/29/10
thread of the year for 2010
partner
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Charismatic Crystalline Spot Place Of Business
  12/29/10
Yo Pedro, I'm really happy for you, I'ma Let you finish, but...
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word, one of these guys needs to get the fuck out of law and...
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...
lilac potus
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damn, first time I've seen this thread even though I'm here...
idiotic antidepressant drug
  01/04/11
I'd been waiting for this update for months, so TY. How...
sound barrier
  01/07/11
Nah, this whole thread was flame.
fiercely-loyal school incel
  01/10/11
but of course you'd have to say that now........
sable tattoo
  01/10/11
No.
sound barrier
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...
Wine Bull Headed Hairy Legs Reading Party
  03/02/11
still 180 especially list of google search terms
jew
  02/14/11
obviously i agree
razzle-dazzle useless brakes
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best flame eva
Lettuce
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thank you
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fiercely-loyal school incel
  03/30/11
This is the first time I am reading this thread. Tears are r...
disturbing striped hyena
  03/30/11
This is the greatest thread on Xo, although it saddens me th...
cowardly office
  03/30/11
he does tho
fiercely-loyal school incel
  03/30/11
in are hearts and minds and in the soul of xo
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Buck-toothed prole
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Jade Corn Cake
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Thx for the bump, I must've missed this
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  06/08/11
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fiercely-loyal school incel
  06/13/11
You would have to kick it off with a 24:Season Six style rel...
Buck-toothed prole
  06/13/11
I know. What a flamer lol.
180 locale
  06/13/11
It's not flame, one of his brothers owns a dealership and co...
fiercely-loyal school incel
  06/13/11
yes. please do this.
beta wagecucks
  06/13/11
"he never left the country at all" omfg
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  06/13/11
i'd start a separate thread, but yes. even if some of it wil...
beta wagecucks
  06/13/11
Be interesting to see if OP is a one-hit wonder or a true ge...
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  06/13/11
A novel length treatment would be great movie bait.
180 locale
  06/13/11
go for it
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  06/13/11
New thread, but link to this one
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  08/24/11
Pretty easily the greatest thing I've ever seen on this site
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  09/06/11
so good. so good. so good.
partner
  09/20/11
tears. actual tears.
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  10/01/11
BY FAR the most over rated thread in xoxo history
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Date: June 24th, 2010 7:42 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal school incel

I will post these as I encounter them over the summer.

Today, I noticed he always opens push doors with a closed fist. I asked him why in passing, he was immediately ready with the following enumerated list which he counted on his fingers:

"1 - it hardens my knuckle bones to make my punches more devastating; 2 - it prevents me from leaving my fingerprints on the door; and 3 - it collects germs on my knuckles which will cause infections in the people I punch who aren't immediately incapacitated, like a kimodo dragon."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15334029)



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Date: June 25th, 2010 5:56 PM
Author: swollen histrionic abode twinkling uncleanness

Is he an Asian northwestern grad? If so I may know this guy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15341508)



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Date: July 7th, 2010 10:03 PM
Author: Cerise business firm

joe vaj is actually clerking

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15440180)



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Date: July 16th, 2010 5:20 PM
Author: violent home



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Date: July 14th, 2010 7:18 PM
Author: Bronze scourge upon the earth resort

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15507801)



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Date: July 20th, 2010 7:53 PM
Author: Concupiscible deranged legal warrant

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15564502)



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Date: July 23rd, 2010 1:26 PM
Author: Aggressive indirect expression

lolol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15588049)



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Date: August 6th, 2010 12:15 PM
Author: Boyish Self-centered Mental Disorder Boltzmann

This actually sounds like a guy I dated back in HS.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15719651)



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Date: August 18th, 2010 5:31 PM
Author: Lascivious Laser Beams Lodge



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Date: August 24th, 2010 1:02 PM
Author: Lascivious Laser Beams Lodge



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Date: July 17th, 2011 1:35 AM
Author: heady field



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Date: June 25th, 2010 5:54 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal school incel

he keeps a change of clothes in his office. his blue dress shirt has the word "blue" written on the inside tag. I was too scared to ask why.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15341488)



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Date: June 25th, 2010 6:14 PM
Author: aphrodisiac navy milk

colorblind?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15341650)



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Date: June 25th, 2010 6:15 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal school incel

no man, no. i'll ask him on monday.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15341657)



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Date: June 30th, 2010 11:05 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal school incel

I got up the nerve to ask today. Went something like this.

"Hey, why did you write 'blue' on this shirt?"

[matter of factly] "Because it's blue."

"But isn't that obvious?"

"Not if I go colorblind."

"Isn't that something you have to be born with?" [he shrugs] "Wouldn't braille have been a better choice since you are far more likely to go regular blind?"

[looks at me like I'm insane] "Dude... I can't read braille..." [walks out of the room without breaking eye contact, vaguely disgusted]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15387540)



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Date: July 8th, 2010 2:03 PM
Author: Drab church building selfie

god I hope this isn't flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15444810)



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Date: July 20th, 2010 7:49 PM
Author: Angry forum

cr these are 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15564480)



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Date: June 25th, 2010 6:17 PM
Author: rusted rigor stead

Flame. Aspies cut off the tags.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15341667)



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Date: June 25th, 2010 5:55 PM
Author: chrome mischievous tank karate

so you work with dwight schrute?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15341499)



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Date: June 25th, 2010 6:02 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal school incel

basically.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15341557)



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Date: July 21st, 2010 6:31 PM
Author: Shivering Pistol Athletic Conference

nice

I have a Michael Scott in my office, except he's a she

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15572211)



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Date: July 23rd, 2010 7:45 PM
Author: Ebony bawdyhouse ape

Everyone has a Michael Scott in their office. If you don't know who it is, it's probably you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15591308)



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Date: July 8th, 2010 2:01 PM
Author: Ivory philosopher-king kitty



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Date: June 25th, 2010 6:10 PM
Author: dashing ticket booth

tyft

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Date: June 25th, 2010 6:11 PM
Author: pontificating bipolar blood rage double fault



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Date: June 25th, 2010 6:11 PM
Author: aphrodisiac navy milk



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Date: June 25th, 2010 6:15 PM
Author: Mind-boggling immigrant international law enforcement agency

Hilarious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15341663)



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Date: July 7th, 2010 9:56 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal school incel

Today I went to print some stuff off from his computer and noticed a word document titled "conversation_starters.docx" in the My Documents folder. It was seriously just a bulleted list about 4 pages long of conversation openers he clearly thought up himself. I didn't have time, but I'll email the thing to myself and post the whole doc here if I get another chance. Some memorable gems include:

"Where do you get your dog groomed at?"

"Can you tell I use an electric razor?"

"How long do you typically like to shower for?"

"Aren't iPods crazy?" (I fucking lost my shit after this one and had to stop.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15440108)



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Date: July 7th, 2010 9:58 PM
Author: Stimulating Learning Disabled Affirmative Action Mediation

ahahahaha. thanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15440131)



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Date: July 7th, 2010 10:01 PM
Author: opaque appetizing casino



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Date: July 7th, 2010 10:05 PM
Author: Cerise business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15440197)



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Date: July 8th, 2010 1:54 PM
Author: diverse at-the-ready masturbator gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15444732)



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Date: July 8th, 2010 2:02 PM
Author: Citrine Provocative Library

Hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15444794)



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Date: January 4th, 2011 6:12 PM
Author: Beady-eyed son of senegal sandwich

http://www.topix.com/forum/city/portageville-mo/TM3O8B0SG68KDJABC

http://www.squidoo.com/patrickhammscandal

http://encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Patrick_Hamm&redirect=no

http://poponthepop.com/2008/06/17/harvard-teacher-assault-posted-on-twitter-flickr-and-blogs/

http://www.yelp.com/topic/boston-lena-chen

http://lenachenskankwatch.blogspot.com/2010/03/lol-patrick-hamm-makes-business-call.html

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1284417&forum_id=2

http://patrickhammscandal.newsvine.com/_news/2008/06/07/1551800-scandal-hits-harvard

http://tweetmeme.com/story/116502023/patrick-hamm-and-span-classhighlightlenaspan-chen-encyclopedia-dramatica

http://digg.com/news/offbeat/Harvard_Scandal_Patrick_Hamm_Lena_Chen

http://dontdateherdude.ning.com/forum/topics/2004830:Topic:1687?commentId=2004830%3AComment%3A3154

http://rollyo.com/search.html?prevsid=383649&q=Patrick%20Hamm&sid=383649

http://www.fornits.com/wwf/viewtopic.php?f=22&t=27709

http://patrickhammscandal2.blogspot.com/2010/12/how-patrick-hamm-sexploited-his-student.html

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20100309114802AAtXFWI

http://patrickhammscandal.wordpress.com/2008/06/08/has-lena-chen-gotten-her-advisor-pwned/

http://ytmnd.com/keywords/patrick_hamm

http://lenachenskankwatch.blogspot.com/2010/03/3-blog-posts-lena-chen-now-regrets.html

http://lenachenskankwatch.blogspot.com/2010/02/whos-paying-lena-chens-bills.html

http://www.anonboard.com/bbs/show_topic/189098

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16970047)



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Date: June 13th, 2011 5:57 PM
Author: milky passionate goyim cruise ship

http://www.stumbleupon.com/su/20zg0Q/www.xoxohth.com/thread.php%3Fthread_id%3D1348346%26forum_id%3D2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18243084)



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Date: July 8th, 2010 2:04 PM
Author: titillating hall rigpig

QW$TQ4wrjwaroijwaoirjwaoir

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15444815)



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Date: July 16th, 2010 5:35 PM
Author: Mind-boggling immigrant international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15525863)



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Date: July 19th, 2010 10:10 AM
Author: violent home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15549269)



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Date: July 20th, 2010 7:51 PM
Author: Angry forum



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Date: July 20th, 2010 7:53 PM
Author: Concupiscible deranged legal warrant

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15564504)



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Date: July 21st, 2010 7:19 PM
Author: glittery demanding chad sneaky criminal

1 fucking 80

I can't imagine what I would do if somebody I didn't know walked up to me and asked how long I liked to shower for.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15572551)



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Date: July 21st, 2010 8:15 PM
Author: supple turdskin



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Date: July 23rd, 2010 12:50 PM
Author: translucent toaster



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Date: July 23rd, 2010 1:27 PM
Author: Aggressive indirect expression

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15588062)



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Date: September 2nd, 2011 11:03 AM
Author: khaki regret brunch



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Date: July 7th, 2010 10:17 PM
Author: cyan theater stage hominid

please do not stop posting itt. this is fucking awesome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15440345)



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Date: July 8th, 2010 1:51 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal school incel

Last week I asked if he would write me a LOR at the end of the summer, which he flatly declined. I only realized today that he wasn't joking. When I pressed him for a reason, he said it was nothing personal and he thinks I'm doing a great job, he just doesn't write LOR as a matter of policy because he doesn't want to get sued for sexual harassment. Visibly baffled, I asked him how the two are in any way related. In response, he silently got up, walked over to my desk and started giving me an aggressive shoulder rub while saying in a low, breathy voice "you're doing a real good job here slackfist, reallllllll nice." Then returns to normal and says "See?" as if his point has been conclusively demonstrated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15444703)



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Date: July 8th, 2010 2:01 PM
Author: Cerise business firm

Aren't iPods crazy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15444790)



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Date: July 8th, 2010 2:04 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal school incel

I have a strange feeling that this could be a really effective darkhorse pickup line.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15444814)



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Date: July 8th, 2010 2:03 PM
Author: Cerebral greedy personal credit line goal in life

the demonstration of sexual harassment seems more problematic than a LOR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15444804)



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Date: July 8th, 2010 2:11 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal school incel

I guess he's worried he will say something harassing in the letter and have it recorded? He does not seem worried about any kind of verbal harassment and only barely attempts to act like a normal person, even in court.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15444904)



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Date: July 23rd, 2010 1:28 PM
Author: Aggressive indirect expression

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15588069)



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Date: September 23rd, 2010 10:46 PM
Author: Wine Bull Headed Hairy Legs Reading Party



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Date: July 8th, 2010 1:57 PM
Author: cobalt filthy senate

Where did he graduate from?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15444753)



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Date: July 8th, 2010 2:00 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal school incel

t14

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15444779)



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Date: July 8th, 2010 2:04 PM
Author: Rebellious Meetinghouse Jap

none of this sounds alpha. just sad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15444811)



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Date: July 8th, 2010 2:05 PM
Author: Cerebral greedy personal credit line goal in life

you won't be singing the same tune when your wounds are infected by his dirty knuckles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15444825)



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Date: July 20th, 2010 6:20 PM
Author: elite mad cow disease locus

the kimodo punch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15563833)



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Date: July 20th, 2010 7:53 PM
Author: Angry forum

man I'm fucking cracking up over here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15564503)



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Date: July 28th, 2010 3:18 PM
Author: 180 locale

I'm laughing my ass off here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15635460)



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Date: July 8th, 2010 2:05 PM
Author: cobalt filthy senate

Can you link us to his bio? I want a pic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15444829)



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Date: July 8th, 2010 2:08 PM
Author: titillating hall rigpig

This seems like a poor idea for the OP.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15444863)



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Date: July 8th, 2010 2:10 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal school incel

yea, this would basically be a direct line back to me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15444886)



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Date: July 9th, 2010 4:33 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal school incel

I just asked him if he had and BIG PLANS this weekend, he responded (without finishing the huge mouthful of mostacholi he brought from home in a large tupperware container) "Working on my pound game... bitch." I can't help but laugh, he resumes stuffing forkfuls of pasta into his mouth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15455398)



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Date: July 9th, 2010 8:28 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal school incel

He just texted me "pound game, INITIATE! pictures to follow, get on my lvl"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15457281)



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Date: July 9th, 2010 8:32 PM
Author: chrome mischievous tank karate

i'm gonna have to call flame on the "get on my lvl" part.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15457293)



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Date: July 9th, 2010 8:33 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal school incel

He says this frequently and often inappropriately, whenever he has outperformed anyone at anything.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15457303)



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Date: July 9th, 2010 8:34 PM
Author: chrome mischievous tank karate

1fucking80

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15457309)



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Date: July 9th, 2010 8:40 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal school incel

I swear to god, he requested new staplers for the office and the reason he put on the requisition form was that the current model of staplers we had were "not on my level."

The request was rejected.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15457346)



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Date: July 9th, 2010 8:41 PM
Author: titillating hall rigpig

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15457350)



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Date: July 9th, 2010 8:42 PM
Author: diverse at-the-ready masturbator gunner

there's no way someone this great exists

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15457357)



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Date: July 9th, 2010 8:44 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal school incel

everyone in the office seems to hate him, but the guy is a fountain of 180s.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15457370)



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Date: July 9th, 2010 8:47 PM
Author: titillating hall rigpig

He sounds like a novel character, but better.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15457385)



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Date: July 24th, 2010 11:12 PM
Author: Sticky laughsome kitchen dragon

this is a true 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15601751)



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Date: July 27th, 2010 7:02 PM
Author: spectacular zippy area voyeur

Jesus Christ, I fucking lost it at this. Absolutely brilliant.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15627372)



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Date: August 1st, 2010 7:41 PM
Author: Stimulating Learning Disabled Affirmative Action Mediation

i don't think i've laughed this hard since kitties live-chatted taking a shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15673731)



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Date: September 14th, 2010 2:02 PM
Author: Mauve sick shrine french chef

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16043690)



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Date: June 8th, 2011 2:57 AM
Author: Amber Round Eye Public Bath

this gave me the biggest laugh i've had in all of 2011. thanks, 2010.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18195623)



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Date: July 23rd, 2010 1:29 PM
Author: Aggressive indirect expression

hahaha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15588080)



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Date: July 28th, 2010 10:00 PM
Author: alcoholic gas station

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15639121)



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Date: August 22nd, 2011 5:06 PM
Author: magenta theater macaca

omfg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18810525)



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Date: July 9th, 2010 8:34 PM
Author: vermilion flirting digit ratio

(estrada's colleague from the future)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15457307)



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Date: July 9th, 2010 9:43 PM
Author: balding marvelous hell codepig

This whole thread is 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15457810)



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Date: July 9th, 2010 9:49 PM
Author: harsh electric garrison cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15457854)



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Date: July 12th, 2010 7:27 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal school incel

He had a compression boot on today like what you get when you sprain your ankle. Despite pretty much everyone who saw him asking what happened he refuses to tell anyone how he got hurt or to what extent because "that's his freedom."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15487032)



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Date: July 20th, 2010 6:14 PM
Author: fluffy gay nursing home community account

Ok, this one gave away your flame; clearly a quote taken from the asian dood caught beating off in the computer lab

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15563797)



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Date: July 20th, 2010 6:16 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal school incel

link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15563808)



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Date: July 20th, 2010 6:21 PM
Author: fluffy gay nursing home community account

Shit lemme see if I can find it. Someone posted it here a few weeks ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15563834)



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Date: July 20th, 2010 6:23 PM
Author: fluffy gay nursing home community account

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eu1-ZeEPo9c

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15563845)



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Date: July 14th, 2010 6:41 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal school incel

I asked him what his superpower would be if he could have any one and he said "either being able to control the DNA content of my ejaculate or instant death."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15507359)



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Date: July 14th, 2010 7:05 PM
Author: talented box office liquid oxygen

lol

Have you read any of his legal briefs? Are they coherent?

Does this guy have a girlfriend?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15507633)



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Date: July 14th, 2010 7:09 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal school incel

extremely. I have no doubt the guy is smarter than me and I don't dish that compliment out lightly. He's just a really eccentric guy who honestly does not give a fuck if people think he is weird. No GF, but he claims to get a lot of tail and I've seen him chat up chicks before. He's an above average looking guy, which I'm sure helps.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15507687)



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Date: July 14th, 2010 7:10 PM
Author: scarlet kink-friendly whorehouse giraffe

flame aspies can't chat up women

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15507693)



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Date: July 14th, 2010 7:11 PM
Author: talented box office liquid oxygen

Aren't ipods crazy?

hahahahahah I want to be with him chatting up girls. I'm betting he's brilliant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15507702)



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Date: July 14th, 2010 7:11 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal school incel

I want a shirt that says this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15507711)



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Date: July 14th, 2010 7:13 PM
Author: talented box office liquid oxygen

Can you steal the file of conversational starters, strip it of meta data (or just copy it to notepad and save) and post it plz?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15507732)



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Date: July 15th, 2010 2:39 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal school incel

I went on his computer again today but the file wasn't there anymore, I think he realized that I looked at it. I really hope he doesn't lurk here now that I think of it. I was however able to retrieve his google search history, which, among a ton of boring legal shit, included such gems as:

"make crab rangoons"

"muy thai kick technique"

"do cats have emotions"

"what's wrong with slyvester stalone's face"

"d b cooper"

"homemade harpoon gun"

"make a net"

"blinking world record"

"gay conspiracy theory" (WTF?)

"fred durst death"

"radioactive banana" (WTF?)

"moth people"

"mothman conspiracy"

"mothman sightings"

"mothman friendly"

"mothman sexuality"

"get around website blocker"

"web proxy"

This is only going back to May btw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15514707)



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Date: July 15th, 2010 2:41 PM
Author: titillating hall rigpig

Do cats have emotions? ROFL. Is this guy Watchmen?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15514727)



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Date: July 24th, 2010 11:14 PM
Author: Sticky laughsome kitchen dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15601760)



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Date: July 15th, 2010 2:44 PM
Author: elite mad cow disease locus

do cats have emotions

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15514757)



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Date: July 15th, 2010 2:52 PM
Author: opaque appetizing casino

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15514845)



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Date: July 15th, 2010 10:23 PM
Author: milky passionate goyim cruise ship

EVERYBODY DANCE NOW

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15518791)



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Date: July 19th, 2010 6:23 PM
Author: Salmon vibrant location cuckoldry

180^180. Love the mothman progression. I am crying here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15553280)



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Date: July 21st, 2010 8:19 PM
Author: supple turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15573133)



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Date: March 30th, 2011 9:18 PM
Author: Jet Private Investor Pit

lol cr, trying to get around filter so that he can read about mothman sexuality

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#17649594)



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Date: July 20th, 2010 6:49 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle useless brakes

thanks for my new username and siggy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15564018)



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Date: July 20th, 2010 6:52 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle useless brakes

"homemade harpoon gun"

"make a net"

i suppose he searched for these 2 things one after the other in order to gather information that will be useful to him in his attempts to capture one of the elusive creatures known as " WG"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15564044)



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Date: July 20th, 2010 7:56 PM
Author: Concupiscible deranged legal warrant

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15564520)



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Date: July 21st, 2010 6:46 PM
Author: Brass big market pocket flask

i dont think 180 really does this justice. you need to be writing comedy shit in hollywood or something with that talent..

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15572312)



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Date: July 21st, 2010 7:30 PM
Author: glittery demanding chad sneaky criminal

Bananas contain potassium-40, which is radioactive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15572643)



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Date: July 28th, 2010 10:03 PM
Author: alcoholic gas station

TYSVMFT

180^180^180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15639159)



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Date: August 20th, 2010 11:37 AM
Author: Crimson pungent idea he suggested coldplay fan

"mothman friendly"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15837388)



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Date: June 13th, 2011 6:35 PM
Author: slate step-uncle's house

I had forgotten that this is where mothman sexuality comes from.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18243384)



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Date: July 14th, 2010 7:11 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal school incel

its more of him just talking at them until he says something that doesn't go over their heads and they laugh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15507705)



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Date: July 15th, 2010 2:43 PM
Author: titillating hall rigpig

I really think I might adopt the "get on my level" thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15514748)



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Date: July 14th, 2010 7:06 PM
Author: swashbuckling flesh tanning salon

this thread should be in the museum of awesome art

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15507641)



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Date: July 16th, 2010 5:07 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal school incel

He talked about Gulliver's Travels today. In a recorded deposition. For at least three solid minutes. By the time he concluded the entire room had grown silent, confused and afraid; it was as if they were watching a dragon hatch from a egg for the first time, unsure if it would imprint and love them forever or kill them without hesitation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15525709)



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Date: July 16th, 2010 5:31 PM
Author: purple excitant multi-billionaire

wow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15525831)



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Date: July 16th, 2010 5:34 PM
Author: cowardly office

Why scared? Unless he was saying it in a menacing voice or seemed just completely insane, I imagine the reaction would be confusion and annoyance?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15525857)



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Date: July 16th, 2010 7:36 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal school incel

Kinda like when a homeless guy starts yelling on the subway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15526723)



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Date: July 16th, 2010 5:36 PM
Author: floppy disrespectful foreskin

tyvmft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15525873)



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Date: July 17th, 2010 1:33 PM
Author: crusty nighttime dilemma

LOL, greatest post ever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15531774)



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Date: July 19th, 2010 8:21 PM
Author: diverse at-the-ready masturbator gunner

i'm going to be sad when this thread dies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15554590)



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Date: July 20th, 2010 7:55 PM
Author: Concupiscible deranged legal warrant

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15564512)



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Date: July 23rd, 2010 1:06 PM
Author: Rebellious Meetinghouse Jap

this is a jaw-dropping 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15587879)



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Date: July 28th, 2010 3:23 PM
Author: 180 locale

never stop posting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15635490)



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Date: July 16th, 2010 5:40 PM
Author: grizzly galvanic coffee pot

This thread is heaps and heaps of 180.

If it is flame, you sir deserve a medal for your creativity.

"do cats have emotions" LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15525893)



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Date: July 16th, 2010 5:52 PM
Author: Indecent Hairraiser National Background Story

you immediately became one of my favorite poasters with this thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15525981)



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Date: July 17th, 2010 1:25 PM
Author: Irradiated Hospital

I concur.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15531709)



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Date: July 17th, 2010 1:33 PM
Author: diverse at-the-ready masturbator gunner

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15531772)



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Date: July 17th, 2010 1:55 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal school incel

"You doing anything cool tonight?"

"Are you familiar with Mad Max the film?"

"Yea, it's a great flick. You watching that tonight?"

"No, I'm DOING that tonight."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15531908)



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Date: July 21st, 2010 6:38 PM
Author: Shivering Pistol Athletic Conference

my favorite lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15572263)



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Date: July 21st, 2010 6:39 PM
Author: Shivering Pistol Athletic Conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15572271)



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Date: July 27th, 2010 8:14 PM
Author: Cerise business firm

holy shit i must use this IRL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15627905)



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Date: July 28th, 2010 2:42 PM
Author: Cerise business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15635215)



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Date: July 19th, 2010 6:17 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal school incel

Today I was looking for something in the pile of files in his office. He was slumped in his chair listening absently to the phone, saying nothing, just staring at his desk. When I look at him he covers the receiver with his hand and whispers "What's a sodomy raffle?" I told him I didn't think such a thing exists, to which he responded, "yeah, he probably said something else."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15553214)



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Date: July 19th, 2010 6:17 PM
Author: purple excitant multi-billionaire

OH THEY EXIST ALRIGHT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15553220)



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Date: July 29th, 2010 11:40 PM
Author: cyan theater stage hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15649435)



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Date: July 20th, 2010 6:09 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal school incel

Today he gave me a brief overview of how he would revamp general traffic rules in the US; it includes personal speed limits based on "driver expertise points" and and 4-way stop/yield laws based on relative make and model prestige. We then debate for 20 minutes about who yields in Lincoln town car v. H2 Hummer, which eventually devolves into him sending the entire legal department a survey worded with an overt pro-hummer bias.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15563739)



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Date: July 20th, 2010 6:11 PM
Author: purple excitant multi-billionaire

You're making this up, aren't you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15563753)



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Date: July 20th, 2010 6:12 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal school incel

I dress it up a bit, but every one of these things happened.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15563774)



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Date: July 20th, 2010 6:14 PM
Author: purple excitant multi-billionaire

Whatever it is, it's thrilling!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15563793)



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Date: July 20th, 2010 7:50 PM
Author: cowardly office

I agree about the personal speed limit. My gf and her family should have to go 1/2 the speed of any1 on the road just to be safe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15564487)



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Date: July 20th, 2010 6:12 PM
Author: azure internet-worthy principal's office love of her life

holy shit best thread ever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15563772)



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Date: July 20th, 2010 6:51 PM
Author: cyan theater stage hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15564043)



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Date: July 20th, 2010 6:52 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle useless brakes

agreed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15564055)



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Date: July 20th, 2010 6:54 PM
Author: Erotic church

this thread delivers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15564067)



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Date: July 20th, 2010 7:02 PM
Author: Tan new version

180, flame or not.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15564138)



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Date: July 20th, 2010 7:47 PM
Author: razzle mahogany psychic dog poop

true 180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15564469)



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Date: July 20th, 2010 7:57 PM
Author: Concupiscible deranged legal warrant

perhaps the only truly 180 thread of the last 3 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15564528)



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Date: July 20th, 2010 8:06 PM
Author: Vigorous friendly grandma

don't care if it's flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15564584)



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Date: July 21st, 2010 6:29 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal school incel

While discussing the last words of Alexander the Great, the conversation turns to what we would want our own last words to be. He says he wants his last words to be delivered via text message to everyone in his phone book as his final act. Anxiously, I asked what he would send, to which he replied "Asterisk dies asterisk"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15572190)



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Date: July 21st, 2010 6:31 PM
Author: Multi-colored Lake Chapel

*.*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15572213)



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Date: July 21st, 2010 6:33 PM
Author: milky passionate goyim cruise ship

*dies*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15572231)



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Date: July 23rd, 2010 1:07 PM
Author: elite mad cow disease locus

He definitely posts on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15587881)



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Date: July 21st, 2010 6:36 PM
Author: purple excitant multi-billionaire

I think he just has a strange but undeniably amusing sense of humor. Invite him to xoxohth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15572245)



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Date: July 21st, 2010 7:14 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal school incel

if not for this thread i would. sometimes I wonder if he's actually watchmen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15572504)



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Date: July 21st, 2010 7:16 PM
Author: cyan theater stage hominid

he almost *has* to post here no?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15572520)



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Date: July 21st, 2010 7:18 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal school incel

i half expect him to pwn me with a printout of this thread on my last day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15572538)



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Date: July 21st, 2010 7:24 PM
Author: Sapphire center halford

This guy is brilliant. This is like some next level Andy Kaufman shit, where you will never know if he is putting you on or not.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15572589)



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Date: July 22nd, 2010 8:01 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal school incel

I've been keeping a list of his one liners since I started this thread since none of them really deserve their own posts.

(Preparing for court) "Is this tie sufficiently menacing?"

(A handwritten note slid to me at counsel table) "When I give the signal, START SWINGING."

(At lunch) "Is there a breath holding requirement for navy seals?" *takes audible, deep breath, holds for ~20 seconds* "How long was that?"

(To an unfamiliar defense attorney before an arraignment) "You box?"

(Sitting around) "Did you see Finneas and Ferb yesterday?"

(I walk in first thing in the morning, his printer is completely disassembled on his desk. In an angry, terse tone:) "DO YOU- ..."

(Outside. A nominally heavy middle aged woman crosses the street 3 blocks away. He hits my arm with the back of his hand, leans back, closes one eye and points directly at her and makes the wah-wa-waaaa disappointed sound.)

(I walk into his office late on a Friday, he is standing with two other guys in suits who I do not recognize. He points to me with both hands:) "Grizwald's Pub. Right now. You in?" (There is no Grizwald's Pub.)

(Walking to our cars, he produces a can of tuna fish from his interior suit pocket and hands it to a homeless guy without acknowledging him.)

"Think there are any blogs about Houdini?"

(Interjecting into a conversation) "You need building schematics? I can GET YOU building schematics bro." (No one was talking about building schematics.)

(On at least 4 separate occasions.) "I'm going to get an RC car with a camera on it." (When asked why he only responds with "THINK ABOUT IT!")

(re C&F) "I disclosed my juvenile collar for tagging... (disappointed) ... they didn't ask me about it."

(re drug experimentation) "Yeah I tried meth once, that's the licoricey one right?"

"From a purely Coasean perspective, there HAS to be some number of dog lives that equal a human life."

"My great uncle was a cereal tycoon."

"I'm not scared of him, I just don't want to confront or upset him because of how he would retaliate against me."

"I had this dream I worked in a factory that removed chicken's beaks." "... and??" *he laughs* "I know right?!"

(Excitedly storming into the office) "Dude, dude, have you SEEN the Usual Suspects?! Huge twist, huge."

(Despite uncontroverted, authoritative evidence to the contrary, he insists Estonia has no income taxes.)

"No man, falconry is like EXTREMELY exclusive. There's only one falcon master left on Earth and he's very picky, I've researched this."

"Sometimes you gotta roll with the thunder." *makes thunder noise*



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15581799)



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Date: July 22nd, 2010 8:09 PM
Author: chrome mischievous tank karate

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15581867)



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Date: July 22nd, 2010 8:25 PM
Author: Pink Address Depressive

RLY?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15581998)



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Date: July 22nd, 2010 9:47 PM
Author: Arousing Nowag Stag Film

complete 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15582794)



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Date: July 22nd, 2010 9:51 PM
Author: Jet Private Investor Pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15582832)



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Date: July 22nd, 2010 10:06 PM
Author: Shivering Pistol Athletic Conference

i. am. impressed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15582971)



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Date: July 22nd, 2010 10:14 PM
Author: adventurous university

holy shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15583069)



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Date: July 23rd, 2010 12:54 PM
Author: elite mad cow disease locus

"(Walking to our cars, he produces a can of tuna fish from his interior suit pocket and hands it to a homeless guy without acknowledging him.)"

This is one of the most incredible things I've ever heard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15587798)



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Date: July 23rd, 2010 1:26 PM
Author: bossy travel guidebook weed whacker

agreed, this man is a brilliant, deliberate humorist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15588050)



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Date: July 28th, 2010 3:38 PM
Author: 180 locale

This guy is pimp.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15635568)



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Date: August 5th, 2010 9:35 PM
Author: vermilion flirting digit ratio

i lolled as i have done something similar (pale imitation)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15714570)



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Date: July 23rd, 2010 1:06 PM
Author: azure internet-worthy principal's office love of her life

jesus LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15587874)



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Date: July 23rd, 2010 1:28 PM
Author: purple excitant multi-billionaire

You should seriously consider writing a short (30K word) humor book about this guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15588072)



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Date: July 24th, 2010 11:03 PM
Author: Exhilarant pearl theatre

"From a purely Coasean perspective, there HAS to be some number of dog lives that equal a human life."

holy fuck 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15601702)



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Date: July 28th, 2010 3:38 PM
Author: 180 locale

Jesus Lord this was funny.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15635573)



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Date: August 1st, 2010 7:44 PM
Author: cyan theater stage hominid

i want to be this guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15673748)



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Date: August 28th, 2010 1:26 PM
Author: Crimson pungent idea he suggested coldplay fan

"DO YOU- ..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15904012)



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Date: July 22nd, 2010 9:37 PM
Author: Jet Private Investor Pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15582714)



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Date: July 22nd, 2010 9:49 PM
Author: hairless thriller stage alpha

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15582812)



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Date: July 22nd, 2010 9:54 PM
Author: disgusting walnut set therapy

u are a gentleman and scholar, 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15582861)



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Date: July 22nd, 2010 10:02 PM
Author: Multi-colored Lake Chapel

this is too good to be flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15582941)



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Date: July 22nd, 2010 10:06 PM
Author: Shivering Pistol Athletic Conference

this is what scares me the moast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15582977)



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Date: July 22nd, 2010 10:25 PM
Author: translucent toaster

"I went on his computer again today but the file wasn't there anymore"

So this thread is flame. Still, 180 thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15583189)



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Date: July 23rd, 2010 1:05 PM
Author: Crimson pungent idea he suggested coldplay fan

Absolutely amazing thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15587865)



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Date: July 23rd, 2010 1:24 PM
Author: Racy yellow mood

180^180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15588029)



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Date: July 23rd, 2010 1:27 PM
Author: Vengeful Insecure Piazza Really Tough Guy

I do feel kind of sad for the dood. Hope you're running shtick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15588060)



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Date: July 23rd, 2010 1:30 PM
Author: elite mad cow disease locus

WTF



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15588101)



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Date: July 23rd, 2010 1:34 PM
Author: Aggressive indirect expression

this is so awesome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15588129)



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Date: July 23rd, 2010 1:36 PM
Author: bossy travel guidebook weed whacker

I'm actually considering sharing this on twitter

someone should digg it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15588143)



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Date: July 23rd, 2010 1:42 PM
Author: Chest-beating fortuitous meteor faggot firefighter

Who is this guy? I'm considering applying to law school, just so I can get a position with the DA and work with this guy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15588178)



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Date: July 23rd, 2010 7:15 PM
Author: Lime Comical Lay Water Buffalo

http://i575.photobucket.com/albums/ss194/fuzzydoodle/Internet%20Funny/kittys-love-thread.png

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15590983)



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Date: July 24th, 2010 10:36 PM
Author: Crimson pungent idea he suggested coldplay fan

slackfist cumduster, consider yourself a made man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15601453)



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Date: July 26th, 2010 6:02 AM
Author: Geriatric yapping degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15614513)



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Date: July 27th, 2010 4:48 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal school incel

A recent aggressive escalation of one of his long standing shticks has given me a strong suspicion that he is running IRL flame on the office purely for his own amusement.

I've titled it the "my friend Robert" shtick, which basically involves him making clearly erroneous statements to coworkers based on the representations of his extremely credentialed friend Robert. Two shocking new instances include his searching for "high performance" car batteries online after his friend Robert (who has a physics degree) told him his current battery "didn't have enough ohms to run his car properly"; and his taking half a sick day to go to the doctor since his friend Robert (who is in medical school) told him he had clubbing in his fingers which may indicate lung cancer or other lung diseases.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15626384)



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Date: July 27th, 2010 4:49 PM
Author: elite mad cow disease locus

Have you ever asked to meet Robert?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15626391)



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Date: July 27th, 2010 4:53 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal school incel

No. For the same reasons I don't wake sleepwalkers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15626414)



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Date: July 27th, 2010 6:57 PM
Author: blathering ocher space

your being trolled IRL. he's posting a thread about you on some aspie board right now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15627333)



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Date: July 27th, 2010 8:05 PM
Author: Chocolate vivacious school cafeteria

Someone already said it, but this really is the best thread xo has seen in 3 years, and one of the best ever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15627808)



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Date: July 28th, 2010 3:21 PM
Author: Trip massive stage feces

I tried to explain it to my bf and couldn't get the brilliance across.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15635478)



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Date: July 28th, 2010 3:27 PM
Author: Frozen Keepsake Machete

ditch the dood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15635516)



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Date: July 28th, 2010 3:28 PM
Author: hairless thriller stage alpha

ATD!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15635520)



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Date: July 28th, 2010 6:31 PM
Author: milky passionate goyim cruise ship

absolutely.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15636999)



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Date: July 28th, 2010 6:50 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal school incel

I asked to second chair at his closing argument for a particularly interesting case today. As I approached his office door I noticed it was closed, which is unusual. As I got closer the treble heavy, muffled techno music grew louder. Upon entering his office I saw him sitting serenely at his desk, blaring Darude's Sandstorm from his tiny, crappy computer speakers. Once he notices me he confides his frustration at the speakers lack of bass and how they no longer let him bring his JVC Kaboom box into the office. When I ask if he is ready for the closing he tells me that "those who dare oppose me will stand knee deep in the blood of their children" then attempts to give me crazy eyes, but ends up looking like a guy with really bad CP who just smelled a gross fart. I laugh so hard I get light headed. I end up not going into the court room since I keep remembering the face and bursting into laughter at inappropriate times, completely unable to restrain myself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15637247)



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Date: July 28th, 2010 9:55 PM
Author: blathering ocher space

jvc kaboom box

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15639069)



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Date: July 29th, 2010 11:41 PM
Author: dashing ticket booth

credited post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15649448)



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Date: July 29th, 2010 3:19 PM
Author: Chest-beating fortuitous meteor faggot firefighter

What is CP?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15644910)



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Date: July 29th, 2010 3:42 PM
Author: Bronze scourge upon the earth resort

cerebral palsy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15645068)



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Date: July 29th, 2010 11:38 PM
Author: blathering ocher space

http://nursingpub.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/cerebral-palsy.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15649416)



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Date: July 29th, 2010 11:45 PM
Author: cyan theater stage hominid

i am just in awe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15649477)



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Date: July 31st, 2010 5:09 AM
Author: 180 locale

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15661042)



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Date: July 31st, 2010 5:20 AM
Author: disgusting walnut set therapy

"Can you tell I use an electric razor?"

I feel like this one might work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15661070)



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Date: August 1st, 2010 7:39 PM
Author: milky passionate goyim cruise ship

*Lightly caresses your face*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15673703)



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Date: August 1st, 2010 7:45 PM
Author: Frozen Keepsake Machete

never stop.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15673753)



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Date: August 1st, 2010 7:47 PM
Author: Flickering corner

MOAR ANECDOTES

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15673774)



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Date: August 3rd, 2010 11:30 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal school incel

His vacation begins tomorrow and I am done at the end of the week, so today was the last day we spent together.

After realizing this, he somewhat curbed his usual subtle flame lead-in and began crafting hamhanded situations in which I would use his new phone to call someone or answer a call made to it. It wasn't until the third time I made a call that I noticed it. He has one of those 3G smartphones with the scrolling list of contacts accompanied by a picture. Spinning rapidly all the way through until the F names something caught my eye, a silly contact picture.

No one I recognized, a closeup of guy in his 30's, totally normal except for one thing, his eyes were looking in impossibly different directions, one to the upper left, the other to the lower right. It's a humorous image, but I don't even laugh out loud, until the next F name, closeup of an older woman, probably late 60's, same eyes, and the next, and the next, and the next.

I literally lose my breath, my heart pounds in my ears. The top of the screen says 214 contacts, I'm scrolling fast now, stopping at random points, spin, googly eyes, spin googly eyes, our boss, googly eyes, "Mom", googly eyes, his accountant, website photo with googly eyes.

Each of the 214 photos, painstakingly photoshopped. I'm doing that breathless kind of laugh that sounds like mourning/being choked. He tries not to react to my reaction, but for an instant I'm sure he cracks a smile, then deadpans, "why are you laughing?"

At the end of the day I tell him how great it was to work with him and ask if we could keep in touch. He bellows an unnaturally abbreviated laugh, calls me a faggot, and walks away.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15695428)



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Date: August 3rd, 2010 11:32 PM
Author: aromatic infuriating nibblets bbw

Pretty much crying, tysm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15695459)



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Date: August 3rd, 2010 11:34 PM
Author: Snowy Associate Parlour

truly the thread of the summer. thank you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15695472)



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Date: August 4th, 2010 12:57 PM
Author: diverse at-the-ready masturbator gunner

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15699805)



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Date: August 4th, 2010 2:35 PM
Author: translucent toaster

"He bellows an unnaturally abbreviated laugh, calls me a faggot, and walks away."

This gives away the flame, but thank you nevertheless for this thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15700454)



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Date: August 4th, 2010 2:35 PM
Author: elite mad cow disease locus

A perfect ending to a perfect summer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15700459)



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Date: August 21st, 2010 6:52 PM
Author: adventurous university

This is the greatest man of our generation. This is what a lawyer is supposed to be.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15847810)



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Date: January 7th, 2011 9:15 PM
Author: razzmatazz burgundy parlor headpube

hysterical

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16996465)



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Date: August 4th, 2010 2:28 PM
Author: brindle impressive crackhouse skinny woman

I just discovered this thread. Absolutely epic. I want to poast in it so I can be a part of xo history.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15700399)



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Date: August 4th, 2010 5:12 PM
Author: Irradiated Hospital

I'd almost forgotten what good shtick/flame looked like. Thank you for renewing my faith in XO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15701791)



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Date: August 4th, 2010 5:15 PM
Author: blathering ocher space

200+ posts and the most negative comment is that it's probably not true. That's never happened on XO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15701814)



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Date: August 4th, 2010 5:30 PM
Author: 180 locale

Even if it were fictional, the writing and the skill and shit makes it even more impressiev.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15701966)



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Date: August 4th, 2010 5:17 PM
Author: 180 locale

I looked forward to updates to this thread more than episodes of Burn Notice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15701832)



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Date: August 4th, 2010 6:11 PM
Author: sadistic stock car den

Awesome thread. I'm picturing this guy as a supporting character in a film about a plucky young law student's misadventures in NYC during the summer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15702426)



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Date: August 4th, 2010 8:57 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal school incel

Hard to get a coherent narrative out of this. I think at best he could make a recurring, sporadic, tangential comic relief character in a serial, ala Dwight Schrute as earlier noted.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15704045)



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Date: August 4th, 2010 9:18 PM
Author: Charismatic Crystalline Spot Place Of Business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15704244)



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Date: August 4th, 2010 9:37 PM
Author: milky passionate goyim cruise ship

This thread represents the exact opposite of everything bel is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15704450)



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Date: August 4th, 2010 9:39 PM
Author: milky passionate goyim cruise ship

Can this get stickied for awhile???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15704471)



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Date: August 4th, 2010 9:54 PM
Author: wonderful chestnut queen of the night house

i can't believe this is the first time im reading this thread... thank you so much *cries*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15704618)



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Date: August 4th, 2010 10:19 PM
Author: Flickering corner

Bravo sir. Bravo. I look forward to your next 180 thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15704885)



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Date: August 4th, 2010 11:26 PM
Author: curious stain

180

flame. i liked the subtle nods to old xoxo shticks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15705726)



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Date: August 8th, 2010 10:36 PM
Author: puce anal point pervert

which schticks?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15740992)



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Date: August 5th, 2010 9:46 PM
Author: bearded haunting circlehead

ask him how he feels about crustaceans!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15714695)



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Date: August 6th, 2010 2:14 PM
Author: Boyish Self-centered Mental Disorder Boltzmann

The more I think about it, the more this guy sounds EXACTLY like this guy I dated back in highschool, except I think he went into non-profit work in Indonesia instead of law. He used to randomly punch things to harden his knuckles, loved muy thai, etc. We got that "Oh shit I'm trapped in a room with a crazy person" look from my roommates all the time. We used to hang out in Harvard Yard and pretend to beat each other up. I'd try to kick him in the balls and he'd try to deflect.

Good times.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15720541)



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Date: August 23rd, 2011 2:18 AM
Author: Soggy institution faggotry

omfg what is wrong with chicks? just shut the fuck up no one cares for crying out loud

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18814656)



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Date: August 8th, 2010 8:12 PM
Author: indigo menage

what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15739535)



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Date: August 17th, 2010 12:59 PM
Author: Irradiated Hospital

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15810003)



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Date: August 8th, 2010 10:48 PM
Author: Orange heaven

this is truly great, I can't believe I only just found it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15741161)



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Date: August 12th, 2010 1:22 AM
Author: Exciting hyperactive station

amazing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15768291)



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Date: August 12th, 2010 1:50 AM
Author: contagious clear clown

180

Best of Show

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15768485)



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Date: August 12th, 2010 2:18 AM
Author: Sooty factory reset button

best thread in a long time. how did i not see it all summer?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15768661)



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Date: August 18th, 2010 5:33 PM
Author: cowardly office

It is the rare post like this that keeps me at xo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15821300)



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Date: August 20th, 2010 12:56 PM
Author: pearly trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15837910)



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Date: August 20th, 2010 1:04 PM
Author: Soul-stirring state roast beef

tytyty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15837950)



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Date: August 28th, 2010 12:37 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal school incel

welcome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15903615)



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Date: August 21st, 2010 6:36 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal school incel

my life is so empty without him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15847734)



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Date: August 21st, 2010 6:56 PM
Author: adventurous university

He's represents why we all wanted to be lawyers. We became cowards, he's trolling IRL. He's better than us.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15847823)



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Date: September 7th, 2010 7:44 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal school incel

In what is, by at least an order of magnitude, the best news I have received this year, I have been invited to a cookout at the apartment of the greatest human being I have ever had the privilege to know.

Upon opening my mailbox, I immediately recognized the invitation as his handiwork. The format was a 9x11 inch white envelope haphazardly addressed with a red sharpie. No return address. Two upside down rectangular horse stamps.

With a childlike anticipation I haven't experienced since Christmas morning in the early 90s, I cautiously opened the top end with a steak knife. Empty... While I could objectively appreciate the awesomeness of this joke, I couldn't help but be disappointed, and frankly, personally hurt.

But alas, a closer inspection of the inside of the envelope revealed further scribblings drafted with a barely perceptible and badly faded highlighter. I cut the rest of the edges open to unfold it into a large sheet of paper and moved to better light. (As a side note, all of the edges were intact so I have no fucking idea how he wrote in there.)

It read:

Please forgive the unconventional stationary, this party is only for the clever.

WHERE: Sept 26, 4:00-???

WHERE: [radek address]

WHERE: BBQ

WHAT: Please RSVP immediately, if not out of courtesy, then as proof of your problem solving abilities. No pets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15989628)



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Date: September 7th, 2010 7:47 PM
Author: Charismatic Crystalline Spot Place Of Business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15989662)



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Date: September 7th, 2010 7:52 PM
Author: Irradiated Hospital

finally, a reason NOT to kill myself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15989705)



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Date: September 7th, 2010 8:00 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal school incel

Expected more excitement about this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15989771)



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Date: September 7th, 2010 8:02 PM
Author: Charismatic Crystalline Spot Place Of Business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15989784)



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Date: September 14th, 2010 1:59 PM
Author: elite mad cow disease locus

Everyone probably assumed it was just a bump. This deserves its own post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16043674)



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Date: September 14th, 2010 3:27 PM
Author: Frozen Keepsake Machete

cr. the start of a new season of great episodes. the start of a new era.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16044246)



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Date: September 7th, 2010 8:26 PM
Author: cowardly office

While I firmly believe this thread is a flame. OP you are a genius.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15989967)



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Date: September 12th, 2010 8:05 PM
Author: Sienna misanthropic knife

holy shit lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16029188)



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Date: September 14th, 2010 2:05 PM
Author: bisexual telephone

awesome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16043702)



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Date: September 14th, 2010 9:50 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal school incel

2 more weeks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16047090)



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Date: September 21st, 2010 6:28 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal school incel

This SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY. I'm fucking giddy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16105730)



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Date: September 21st, 2010 6:34 PM
Author: cracking primrose site genital piercing

I'm looking forward to reading about this cookout more than anything I have on the horizon for this weekend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16105795)



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Date: September 21st, 2010 11:27 PM
Author: duck-like range ceo

You little SHIT! You invited all these XOXO faggots to my BBQ? I am going to have to spend all my time muy thai-ing these shits and not macking on all the pussy I plan to pound that night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16108971)



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Date: September 23rd, 2010 2:31 PM
Author: elite mad cow disease locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16123613)



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Date: September 25th, 2010 3:34 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal school incel

Tomorrow...

Tomorrow...

Tomorrow...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16139230)



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Date: September 14th, 2010 1:57 PM
Author: motley ungodly fanboi

tyvmft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16043662)



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Date: September 14th, 2010 2:15 PM
Author: mentally impaired native

You should write a short story about this dude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16043762)



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Date: September 14th, 2010 2:33 PM
Author: outnumbered house-broken property

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16043922)



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Date: September 23rd, 2010 2:56 PM
Author: Fragrant Coral Rehab

literally makes my day every time i read this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16123823)



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Date: September 23rd, 2010 4:39 PM
Author: slimy garnet base volcanic crater

GOAT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16124323)



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Date: September 26th, 2010 6:17 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal school incel

oh my fucking god. this guy lives in a mansion. he has a replica of the elephant mans skeleton in a glass display case. ill do a full write up tonight.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16148618)



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Date: September 27th, 2010 12:02 AM
Author: Splenetic dopamine half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16152366)



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Date: October 13th, 2010 1:13 PM
Author: drunken haunted graveyard

"oh my fucking god. this guy lives in a mansion. he has a replica of the elephant mans skeleton in a glass display case. ill do a full write up tonight."

Are we all in agreement that this post proves that this was a flame?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16283633)



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Date: October 13th, 2010 1:15 PM
Author: Stirring temple

he has said that these stories are exaggerations of true events.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16283648)



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Date: September 27th, 2010 3:01 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal school incel

[redacted]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16155760)



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Date: September 27th, 2010 3:23 PM
Author: pearly trump supporter

vat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16155960)



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Date: September 30th, 2010 1:46 AM
Author: bateful indian lodge cumskin

What the fuck is going on here? I've been holding my breath for days.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16178386)



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Date: October 13th, 2010 1:35 PM
Author: elite mad cow disease locus

weeks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16283774)



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Date: October 13th, 2010 12:06 AM
Author: Odious elastic band quadroon

I don't care if this is the most elaborate lead-in to Fresh Prince lyrics in history, I desperately need an update.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16280490)



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Date: October 13th, 2010 12:58 PM
Author:  sound barrier

I am rather concerned as well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16283559)



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Date: October 20th, 2010 2:27 PM
Author: Amethyst sanctuary

i cannot wait!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16339796)



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Date: October 13th, 2010 1:31 PM
Author: High-end persian

TYVM for this thread. "Aren't iPods crazy" has become an IRL meme.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16283746)



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Date: October 20th, 2010 2:14 PM
Author: Wine Bull Headed Hairy Legs Reading Party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16339708)



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Date: October 21st, 2010 10:29 PM
Author: slimy garnet base volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16352395)



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Date: October 31st, 2010 5:22 AM
Author: bossy travel guidebook weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16428602)



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Date: October 31st, 2010 12:30 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle useless brakes

bumping the greatest thread of all time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16429454)



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Date: October 31st, 2010 1:25 PM
Author: Charismatic Crystalline Spot Place Of Business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16429686)



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Date: December 3rd, 2010 10:53 PM
Author:  sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16715278)



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Date: December 4th, 2010 5:49 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal school incel

I got released from the hospital a few days ago, I will not discuss details about this for anonymity reasons.

The guy no longer works for the DA's office, he quit without giving notice, any notice, to anyone, as in he just stopped coming to work. His cell is no longer in service. The out of office reply to his personal email is as follows:

*****

Hey, guys, I'm going to Tibet or Korea or something for awhile for this, like, start-up project and I guess they're pretty off the grid over there. If it's an emergency call [redacted hotel number that always goes to an answering machine and is never returned, the message is in French followed by what I think is Mandarin] and ask for me. Had to get in on the ground floor of this ASAP so sorry for the short notice.

To [brother]: If you don't want to take care of the birds just let them free in a forest or shopping mall.

To [presumable GF]: I'm dumping you obviously.

To [slackfist]: If you ever wake up I'm sorry I gave you that shit [massive OD of datura] and I'm sorry didn't stop you when you tried to do that thing [dive through the gap of a giant, slowly spinning industrial fan in an isolated corner of an illegal warehouse rave: successfully, then again later, unsuccessfully].

Please don't look for me,

[Aspie Alpha ADA], Esq.

*****

I remember almost nothing from the night of the party. I remember his house being huge, I remember doing the nightshade tea, I vaguely remember an Asian guy beating the hell out of an Asian woman. I know he crashed his car and hurt someone. I know what ego death is now. I am fine physically except for some serious scars and for the first day or two after I came out of the coma I couldn't remember the right words for most nouns and some verbs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16720968)



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Date: December 4th, 2010 5:54 PM
Author: Pea-brained famous landscape painting

wat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16721031)



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Date: December 4th, 2010 5:59 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal school incel

Things did not go well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16721078)



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Date: December 4th, 2010 6:00 PM
Author: Pea-brained famous landscape painting

I dont even

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16721089)



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Date: December 4th, 2010 6:02 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal school incel

I'm considering writing a tell all and having rach take this thread down.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16721109)



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Date: December 4th, 2010 6:02 PM
Author: Pea-brained famous landscape painting

please don't take the thread down, it's easily a top 10 thread all time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16721119)



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Date: December 4th, 2010 6:22 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal school incel

i'd have to do it under a pen name anyway to protect my career (or what's left of it)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16721306)



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Date: December 4th, 2010 6:23 PM
Author:  Plaza Hunting Ground

what have you missed the last few months? were you employed?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16721315)



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Date: December 4th, 2010 6:25 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal school incel

This happened at the end of my summer gig. I missed the whole first semester of 3L, so I'll graduate in the middle of next year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16721334)



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Date: December 4th, 2010 6:02 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle useless brakes

DONT KILL THIS THREAD! BEST THREAD ON HERE!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16721121)



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Date: December 4th, 2010 6:02 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle useless brakes

lolololololololololololllololololololololoolololololololol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16721114)



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Date: December 4th, 2010 6:07 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal school incel

EDIT

wgwag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16721186)



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Date: December 4th, 2010 6:05 PM
Author:  Plaza Hunting Ground

Dude I thought you were in law school? Also, 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16721158)



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Date: December 4th, 2010 6:09 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal school incel

EDIT

I shouldn't be saying this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16721203)



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Date: December 4th, 2010 6:12 PM
Author:  Plaza Hunting Ground

i missed it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16721233)



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Date: January 4th, 2011 6:08 PM
Author:  bonkers orchestra pit

you took the flame way too far here, but still a solid thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16970004)



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Date: December 4th, 2010 6:12 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal school incel

[radek]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16721236)



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Date: December 4th, 2010 6:16 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal school incel

He brought me a lifesized wooden carving of a hand giving a thumbs up while I was unconscious in the hospital. At least I assume that was who it was from.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16721260)



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Date: December 4th, 2010 6:18 PM
Author:  Plaza Hunting Ground

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16721278)



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Date: December 4th, 2010 6:28 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy pisswyrm

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16721365)



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Date: December 4th, 2010 6:29 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal school incel

I regret nothing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16721375)



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Date: December 15th, 2010 12:34 PM
Author: lilac potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16818253)



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Date: December 15th, 2010 12:58 PM
Author: Charismatic Crystalline Spot Place Of Business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16818415)



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Date: December 15th, 2010 10:15 PM
Author: sepia trust fund trailer park

*starts a slow clap*

*all of xoxo slowly joins in*

*clapping rises to a raucous crescendo*

*cheers rise from the crowd*

*all go silent, breathing heavily*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16823031)



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Date: December 15th, 2010 10:29 PM
Author: cowardly office

*joins in slow clap

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16823257)



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Date: December 29th, 2010 4:38 PM
Author: Crimson pungent idea he suggested coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16924708)



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Date: December 28th, 2010 12:33 PM
Author:  partner

thread of the year for 2010

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16914991)



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Date: December 29th, 2010 4:42 PM
Author: Charismatic Crystalline Spot Place Of Business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16924728)



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Date: January 4th, 2011 4:59 PM
Author:  sable tattoo

Yo Pedro, I'm really happy for you, I'ma Let you finish, but slackfist has the best thread of all time! Of all time!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16969423)



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Date: January 4th, 2011 5:56 PM
Author: Useless

word, one of these guys needs to get the fuck out of law and become a writer (op if flame, ADA if not). i NEVER laugh out loud when i'm by myself, and this had me choking on my drink

this is the first 180 i've given

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16969904)



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Date: January 4th, 2011 4:53 PM
Author: lilac potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16969372)



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Date: January 4th, 2011 5:37 PM
Author:  idiotic antidepressant drug

damn, first time I've seen this thread

even though I'm here way too much, I'm not here enough, it seems

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16969768)



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Date: January 7th, 2011 8:04 PM
Author:  sound barrier

I'd been waiting for this update for months, so TY.

However, the only part I don't understand is how you were okay enough to check out of the hospital AMA the next day and take a cab back to his place to see if your car was still there, but now you're saying you were so messed up that you were in the hospital for months.

Did something else happen the second time you went to his house?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16995968)



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Date: January 10th, 2011 6:13 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal school incel

Nah, this whole thread was flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#17021223)



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Date: January 10th, 2011 6:18 PM
Author:  sable tattoo

but of course you'd have to say that now........

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#17021264)



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Date: January 11th, 2011 9:07 PM
Author:  sound barrier

No.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#17031650)



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Date: March 2nd, 2011 2:02 PM
Author: Wine Bull Headed Hairy Legs Reading Party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#17412777)



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Date: February 14th, 2011 8:16 PM
Author:  jew

still 180

especially list of google search terms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#17285999)



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Date: February 15th, 2011 7:00 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle useless brakes

obviously i agree

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#17288939)



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Date: March 5th, 2011 6:18 PM
Author:  Lettuce

best flame eva

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#17438476)



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Date: March 5th, 2011 6:19 PM
Author: 

thank you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#17438487)



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Date: March 30th, 2011 8:12 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal school incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#17649033)



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Date: March 30th, 2011 8:41 PM
Author: disturbing striped hyena

This is the first time I am reading this thread. Tears are rolling down my face. I can't stop laughing. Holy fucking shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#17649289)



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Date: March 30th, 2011 8:53 PM
Author: cowardly office

This is the greatest thread on Xo, although it saddens me that this man does not exist.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#17649390)



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Date: March 30th, 2011 8:56 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal school incel

he does tho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#17649413)



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Date: March 30th, 2011 9:39 PM
Author: Jet Private Investor Pit

in are hearts and minds and in the soul of xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#17649707)



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Date: May 5th, 2011 5:27 PM
Author:  flushed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#17933360)



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Date: May 9th, 2011 11:42 PM
Author: disgusting walnut set therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#17967277)



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Date: June 5th, 2011 2:47 AM
Author: thirsty umber pozpig toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18168515)



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Date: June 5th, 2011 3:45 AM
Author: Buck-toothed prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18168858)



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Date: June 5th, 2011 5:24 AM
Author: Jade Corn Cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18169162)



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Date: June 8th, 2011 3:49 AM
Author: glassy boistinker

Thx for the bump, I must've missed this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18195732)



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Date: June 13th, 2011 4:12 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal school incel

IF I were to take a full time job in the same department as this guy, would a second volume of anecdotes as a colleague instead of a summer be a good idea assuming it is well executed?

I don't want to ruin this thread but I feel like there's more of this story to be told.

Honest opinions?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18242408)



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Date: June 13th, 2011 4:25 PM
Author: Buck-toothed prole

You would have to kick it off with a 24:Season Six style release from a Chinese prison camp or something, to explain his sudden disappearance at the end of the first season. It could work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18242476)



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Date: June 13th, 2011 4:30 PM
Author: 180 locale

I know. What a flamer lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18242505)



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Date: June 13th, 2011 4:42 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal school incel

It's not flame, one of his brothers owns a dealership and construction company in Vegas, where he's been doing legal work for since last year. He never left the country at all. He offered me a job doing his bitchwork until I can take the NV bar and I'm seriously considering it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18242572)



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Date: June 13th, 2011 4:56 PM
Author:  beta wagecucks

yes. please do this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18242655)



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Date: June 13th, 2011 4:58 PM
Author: Rebellious Meetinghouse Jap

"he never left the country at all"

omfg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18242668)



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Date: June 13th, 2011 4:32 PM
Author:  beta wagecucks

i'd start a separate thread, but yes. even if some of it will be derivative, it has the potential to be the most credited thing on xo for some time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18242511)



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Date: June 13th, 2011 4:38 PM
Author: Buck-toothed prole

Be interesting to see if OP is a one-hit wonder or a true genius who can carry a whole series of this. If the latter, an interwebz->book deal could be in his future.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18242549)



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Date: June 13th, 2011 4:55 PM
Author: 180 locale

A novel length treatment would be great movie bait.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18242650)



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Date: June 13th, 2011 4:33 PM
Author: aqua preventive strike

go for it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18242521)



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Date: June 13th, 2011 7:14 PM
Author: purple excitant multi-billionaire

New thread, but link to this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18243690)



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Date: July 17th, 2011 1:47 AM
Author:  insane gaping

this may be the greatest thread of all time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18527819)



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Date: August 5th, 2011 12:52 AM
Author: obsidian generalized bond

went from the pedo thread to ed to google and randomly came upon this jewel. hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18684721)



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Date: August 9th, 2011 4:58 AM
Author: Fear-inspiring wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18716038)



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Date: August 22nd, 2011 4:59 PM
Author: Crimson pungent idea he suggested coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18810511)



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Date: August 22nd, 2011 5:35 PM
Author:  crotch hissy fit

I can't believe I just discovered this. This is the greatest thing I've ever read. Please, in all honesty, do yourself a favor and make this into a screenplay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18810647)



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Date: August 24th, 2011 1:21 AM
Author: Soggy institution faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18822029)



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Date: September 6th, 2011 11:01 PM
Author:  gay wizard jewess

Pretty easily the greatest thing I've ever seen on this site

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18922169)



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Date: September 20th, 2011 10:29 PM
Author:  partner

so good.

so good.

so good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#19009389)



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Date: October 1st, 2011 7:04 PM
Author: Lime Comical Lay Water Buffalo

tears. actual tears.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#19081236)



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Date: October 13th, 2011 2:55 AM
Author: Pale black woman

BY FAR the most over rated thread in xoxo history

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#19161049)



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Date: October 13th, 2011 10:56 AM
Author: Lavender Shitlib

120

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#19161746)



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Date: December 26th, 2011 3:17 PM
Author: 

No

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#19641996)



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Date: January 2nd, 2012 1:38 AM
Author: Costumed mexican

120

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#19688070)