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Anecdotes from an alpha aspie ADA.

I will post these as I encounter them over the summer. T...
Primrose angry philosopher-king
  06/24/10
Is he an Asian northwestern grad? If so I may know this guy.
Exhilarant flesh house
  06/25/10
joe vaj is actually clerking
Cocky Tattoo
  07/07/10
...
salmon contagious legal warrant
  07/16/10
180
Vengeful translucent church
  07/14/10
180
aqua infuriating property puppy
  07/20/10
lolol
ultramarine galvanic hissy fit
  07/23/10
This actually sounds like a guy I dated back in HS.
tripping hunting ground
  08/06/10
...
chrome school voyeur
  08/18/10
...
chrome school voyeur
  08/24/10
...
arousing slate market
  07/17/11
he keeps a change of clothes in his office. his blue dress s...
Primrose angry philosopher-king
  06/25/10
colorblind?
bipolar passionate double fault sanctuary
  06/25/10
no man, no. i'll ask him on monday.
Primrose angry philosopher-king
  06/25/10
I got up the nerve to ask today. Went something like this. ...
Primrose angry philosopher-king
  06/30/10
god I hope this isn't flame
Autistic Knife Party Of The First Part
  07/08/10
cr these are 180
laughsome cobalt liquid oxygen library
  07/20/10
Flame. Aspies cut off the tags.
motley smoky halford
  06/25/10
so you work with dwight schrute?
haunting milk
  06/25/10
basically.
Primrose angry philosopher-king
  06/25/10
nice I have a Michael Scott in my office, except he's a s...
Razzle spot
  07/21/10
Everyone has a Michael Scott in their office. If you don't k...
Cerebral pisswyrm
  07/23/10
...
Rose Swashbuckling Piazza Love Of Her Life
  07/08/10
tyft
Bronze pea-brained roast beef
  06/25/10
...
multi-colored ivory place of business plaza
  06/25/10
...
bipolar passionate double fault sanctuary
  06/25/10
Hilarious
Vigorous avocado karate incel
  06/25/10
Today I went to print some stuff off from his computer and n...
Primrose angry philosopher-king
  07/07/10
ahahahaha. thanks.
Shivering Marvelous Set Toaster
  07/07/10
...
green area factory reset button
  07/07/10
...
Cocky Tattoo
  07/07/10
...
bateful shrine
  07/08/10
Hilarious.
Honey-headed vivacious hell
  07/08/10
http://www.topix.com/forum/city/portageville-mo/TM3O8B0SG68K...
Lemon Yapping Idiot
  01/04/11
http://www.stumbleupon.com/su/20zg0Q/www.xoxohth.com/thread....
tan exciting point
  06/13/11
QW$TQ4wrjwaroijwaoirjwaoir
bat shit crazy orchid box office
  07/08/10
...
Vigorous avocado karate incel
  07/16/10
...
salmon contagious legal warrant
  07/19/10
...
laughsome cobalt liquid oxygen library
  07/20/10
180
aqua infuriating property puppy
  07/20/10
1 fucking 80 I can't imagine what I would do if somebody ...
Razzle-dazzle den
  07/21/10
...
Fear-inspiring pearly chapel private investor
  07/21/10
...
know-it-all diverse whorehouse circlehead
  07/23/10
180
ultramarine galvanic hissy fit
  07/23/10
...
Hot flirting space
  09/02/11
please do not stop posting itt. this is fucking awesome
Red big national security agency locus
  07/07/10
Last week I asked if he would write me a LOR at the end of t...
Primrose angry philosopher-king
  07/08/10
Aren't iPods crazy?
Cocky Tattoo
  07/08/10
I have a strange feeling that this could be a really effecti...
Primrose angry philosopher-king
  07/08/10
the demonstration of sexual harassment seems more problemati...
trip background story
  07/08/10
I guess he's worried he will say something harassing in the ...
Primrose angry philosopher-king
  07/08/10
180
ultramarine galvanic hissy fit
  07/23/10
...
obsidian nudist genital piercing corner
  09/23/10
Where did he graduate from?
misunderstood razzmatazz hospital
  07/08/10
t14
Primrose angry philosopher-king
  07/08/10
none of this sounds alpha. just sad.
Onyx Cowardly State Depressive
  07/08/10
you won't be singing the same tune when your wounds are infe...
trip background story
  07/08/10
the kimodo punch
buck-toothed clear location
  07/20/10
man I'm fucking cracking up over here
laughsome cobalt liquid oxygen library
  07/20/10
I'm laughing my ass off here.
white hall
  07/28/10
Can you link us to his bio? I want a pic.
misunderstood razzmatazz hospital
  07/08/10
This seems like a poor idea for the OP.
bat shit crazy orchid box office
  07/08/10
yea, this would basically be a direct line back to me.
Primrose angry philosopher-king
  07/08/10
I just asked him if he had and BIG PLANS this weekend, he re...
Primrose angry philosopher-king
  07/09/10
He just texted me "pound game, INITIATE! pictures to fo...
Primrose angry philosopher-king
  07/09/10
i'm gonna have to call flame on the "get on my lvl"...
haunting milk
  07/09/10
He says this frequently and often inappropriately, whenever ...
Primrose angry philosopher-king
  07/09/10
1fucking80
haunting milk
  07/09/10
I swear to god, he requested new staplers for the office and...
Primrose angry philosopher-king
  07/09/10
180
bat shit crazy orchid box office
  07/09/10
there's no way someone this great exists
bateful shrine
  07/09/10
everyone in the office seems to hate him, but the guy is a f...
Primrose angry philosopher-king
  07/09/10
He sounds like a novel character, but better.
bat shit crazy orchid box office
  07/09/10
this is a true 180
deep floppy deer antler international law enforcement agency
  07/24/10
Jesus Christ, I fucking lost it at this. Absolutely brillia...
Flickering Indirect Expression
  07/27/10
i don't think i've laughed this hard since kitties live-chat...
Shivering Marvelous Set Toaster
  08/01/10
180
Up-to-no-good base
  09/14/10
this gave me the biggest laugh i've had in all of 2011. tha...
adventurous crimson ticket booth
  06/08/11
hahaha
ultramarine galvanic hissy fit
  07/23/10
180
glassy brunch boistinker
  07/28/10
omfg
mauve meetinghouse gunner
  08/22/11
(estrada's colleague from the future)
Fishy locale police squad
  07/09/10
This whole thread is 180
costumed address goal in life
  07/09/10
...
Amber racy pistol
  07/09/10
He had a compression boot on today like what you get when yo...
Primrose angry philosopher-king
  07/12/10
Ok, this one gave away your flame; clearly a quote taken fro...
Poppy friendly grandma reading party
  07/20/10
link?
Primrose angry philosopher-king
  07/20/10
Shit lemme see if I can find it. Someone posted it here a f...
Poppy friendly grandma reading party
  07/20/10
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eu1-ZeEPo9c
Poppy friendly grandma reading party
  07/20/10
I asked him what his superpower would be if he could have an...
Primrose angry philosopher-king
  07/14/10
lol Have you read any of his legal briefs? Are they cohe...
dark candlestick maker selfie
  07/14/10
extremely. I have no doubt the guy is smarter than me and I ...
Primrose angry philosopher-king
  07/14/10
flame aspies can't chat up women
heady domesticated round eye nowag
  07/14/10
Aren't ipods crazy? hahahahahah I want to be with him ...
dark candlestick maker selfie
  07/14/10
I want a shirt that says this
Primrose angry philosopher-king
  07/14/10
Can you steal the file of conversational starters, strip it ...
dark candlestick maker selfie
  07/14/10
I went on his computer again today but the file wasn't there...
Primrose angry philosopher-king
  07/15/10
Do cats have emotions? ROFL. Is this guy Watchmen?
bat shit crazy orchid box office
  07/15/10
...
deep floppy deer antler international law enforcement agency
  07/24/10
do cats have emotions
buck-toothed clear location
  07/15/10
180
green area factory reset button
  07/15/10
EVERYBODY DANCE NOW
tan exciting point
  07/15/10
180^180. Love the mothman progression. I am crying here.
Electric Roommate Wagecucks
  07/19/10
...
Fear-inspiring pearly chapel private investor
  07/21/10
lol cr, trying to get around filter so that he can read abou...
Claret Feces Business Firm
  03/30/11
thanks for my new username and siggy
Lime alcoholic mood heaven
  07/20/10
"homemade harpoon gun" "make a net" ...
Lime alcoholic mood heaven
  07/20/10
180
aqua infuriating property puppy
  07/20/10
i dont think 180 really does this justice. you need to be w...
Snowy blathering trust fund university
  07/21/10
Bananas contain potassium-40, which is radioactive.
Razzle-dazzle den
  07/21/10
TYSVMFT 180^180^180
glassy brunch boistinker
  07/28/10
"mothman friendly"
Talented ratface
  08/20/10
I had forgotten that this is where mothman sexuality comes f...
sick gas station
  06/13/11
its more of him just talking at them until he says something...
Primrose angry philosopher-king
  07/14/10
I really think I might adopt the "get on my level"...
bat shit crazy orchid box office
  07/15/10
this thread should be in the museum of awesome art
excitant trailer park
  07/14/10
He talked about Gulliver's Travels today. In a recorded dep...
Primrose angry philosopher-king
  07/16/10
wow.
Frozen lake school cafeteria
  07/16/10
Why scared? Unless he was saying it in a menacing voice or ...
wonderful effete doctorate dog poop
  07/16/10
Kinda like when a homeless guy starts yelling on the subway.
Primrose angry philosopher-king
  07/16/10
tyvmft
histrionic resort keepsake machete
  07/16/10
LOL, greatest post ever.
Spectacular turdskin
  07/17/10
i'm going to be sad when this thread dies
bateful shrine
  07/19/10
lol
aqua infuriating property puppy
  07/20/10
this is a jaw-dropping 180
Onyx Cowardly State Depressive
  07/23/10
never stop posting
white hall
  07/28/10
This thread is heaps and heaps of 180. If it is flame, ...
Flushed harsh antidepressant drug
  07/16/10
you immediately became one of my favorite poasters with this...
mind-boggling territorial dilemma mexican
  07/16/10
I concur.
Charismatic Becky
  07/17/10
cr
bateful shrine
  07/17/10
"You doing anything cool tonight?" "Are you ...
Primrose angry philosopher-king
  07/17/10
my favorite lol
Razzle spot
  07/21/10
...
Razzle spot
  07/21/10
holy shit i must use this IRL
Cocky Tattoo
  07/27/10
...
Cocky Tattoo
  07/28/10
Today I was looking for something in the pile of files in hi...
Primrose angry philosopher-king
  07/19/10
OH THEY EXIST ALRIGHT
Frozen lake school cafeteria
  07/19/10
...
Red big national security agency locus
  07/29/10
Today he gave me a brief overview of how he would revamp gen...
Primrose angry philosopher-king
  07/20/10
You're making this up, aren't you?
Frozen lake school cafeteria
  07/20/10
I dress it up a bit, but every one of these things happened.
Primrose angry philosopher-king
  07/20/10
Whatever it is, it's thrilling!
Frozen lake school cafeteria
  07/20/10
I agree about the personal speed limit. My gf and her famil...
wonderful effete doctorate dog poop
  07/20/10
holy shit best thread ever
comical flatulent trump supporter rehab
  07/20/10
...
Red big national security agency locus
  07/20/10
agreed
Lime alcoholic mood heaven
  07/20/10
this thread delivers
odious dysfunction principal's office
  07/20/10
180, flame or not.
fragrant french native dopamine
  07/20/10
true 180 thread
Nofapping pearl field
  07/20/10
perhaps the only truly 180 thread of the last 3 years.
aqua infuriating property puppy
  07/20/10
don't care if it's flame
concupiscible mischievous casino death wish
  07/20/10
While discussing the last words of Alexander the Great, the ...
Primrose angry philosopher-king
  07/21/10
*.*
hairraiser sticky patrolman parlor
  07/21/10
*dies*
tan exciting point
  07/21/10
He definitely posts on xo
buck-toothed clear location
  07/23/10
I think he just has a strange but undeniably amusing sense o...
Frozen lake school cafeteria
  07/21/10
if not for this thread i would. sometimes I wonder if he's a...
Primrose angry philosopher-king
  07/21/10
he almost *has* to post here no?
Red big national security agency locus
  07/21/10
i half expect him to pwn me with a printout of this thread o...
Primrose angry philosopher-king
  07/21/10
This guy is brilliant. This is like some next level Andy Ka...
titillating azn forum
  07/21/10
I've been keeping a list of his one liners since I started t...
Primrose angry philosopher-king
  07/22/10
holy shit
haunting milk
  07/22/10
RLY?
gold hilarious lodge
  07/22/10
complete 180
Sooty orchestra pit
  07/22/10
...
Claret Feces Business Firm
  07/22/10
i. am. impressed.
Razzle spot
  07/22/10
holy shit.
irradiated mad-dog skullcap
  07/22/10
"(Walking to our cars, he produces a can of tuna fish f...
buck-toothed clear location
  07/23/10
agreed, this man is a brilliant, deliberate humorist
bisexual crackhouse
  07/23/10
This guy is pimp.
white hall
  07/28/10
i lolled as i have done something similar (pale imitation)
Fishy locale police squad
  08/05/10
jesus LOL
comical flatulent trump supporter rehab
  07/23/10
You should seriously consider writing a short (30K word) hum...
Frozen lake school cafeteria
  07/23/10
"From a purely Coasean perspective, there HAS to be som...
useless gaming laptop boltzmann
  07/24/10
Jesus Lord this was funny.
white hall
  07/28/10
i want to be this guy
Red big national security agency locus
  08/01/10
"DO YOU- ..."
Talented ratface
  08/28/10
...
Claret Feces Business Firm
  07/22/10
180
Misanthropic Theater Stage Multi-billionaire
  07/22/10
u are a gentleman and scholar, 180
brindle boyish stage
  07/22/10
this is too good to be flame
hairraiser sticky patrolman parlor
  07/22/10
this is what scares me the moast
Razzle spot
  07/22/10
"I went on his computer again today but the file wasn't...
know-it-all diverse whorehouse circlehead
  07/22/10
Absolutely amazing thread
Talented ratface
  07/23/10
180^180
lascivious pit blood rage
  07/23/10
I do feel kind of sad for the dood. Hope you're running sht...
federal thriller toilet seat kitty cat
  07/23/10
WTF
buck-toothed clear location
  07/23/10
this is so awesome
ultramarine galvanic hissy fit
  07/23/10
I'm actually considering sharing this on twitter someone ...
bisexual crackhouse
  07/23/10
Who is this guy? I'm considering applying to law school, jus...
Turquoise soul-stirring macaca
  07/23/10
http://i575.photobucket.com/albums/ss194/fuzzydoodle/Interne...
Carnelian Station Fanboi
  07/23/10
slackfist cumduster, consider yourself a made man
Talented ratface
  07/24/10
...
low-t high-end ladyboy cuckold
  07/26/10
A recent aggressive escalation of one of his long standing s...
Primrose angry philosopher-king
  07/27/10
Have you ever asked to meet Robert?
buck-toothed clear location
  07/27/10
No. For the same reasons I don't wake sleepwalkers.
Primrose angry philosopher-king
  07/27/10
your being trolled IRL. he's posting a thread about you on s...
bearded cuckoldry weed whacker
  07/27/10
Someone already said it, but this really is the best thread ...
Abusive Stirring Range
  07/27/10
I tried to explain it to my bf and couldn't get the brillian...
puce judgmental church building
  07/28/10
ditch the dood
Insane Wild Stag Film
  07/28/10
ATD!
Misanthropic Theater Stage Multi-billionaire
  07/28/10
absolutely.
tan exciting point
  07/28/10
I asked to second chair at his closing argument for a partic...
Primrose angry philosopher-king
  07/28/10
jvc kaboom box
bearded cuckoldry weed whacker
  07/28/10
credited post
Bronze pea-brained roast beef
  07/29/10
What is CP?
Turquoise soul-stirring macaca
  07/29/10
cerebral palsy?
Vengeful translucent church
  07/29/10
http://nursingpub.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/cerebral-pa...
bearded cuckoldry weed whacker
  07/29/10
i am just in awe
Red big national security agency locus
  07/29/10
lol
white hall
  07/31/10
"Can you tell I use an electric razor?" I feel...
brindle boyish stage
  07/31/10
*Lightly caresses your face*
tan exciting point
  08/01/10
never stop.
Insane Wild Stag Film
  08/01/10
MOAR ANECDOTES
Sepia bossy national bbw
  08/01/10
His vacation begins tomorrow and I am done at the end of the...
Primrose angry philosopher-king
  08/03/10
Pretty much crying, tysm.
Provocative sapphire ceo
  08/03/10
truly the thread of the summer. thank you.
Curious startling striped hyena
  08/03/10
ty
bateful shrine
  08/04/10
"He bellows an unnaturally abbreviated laugh, calls me ...
know-it-all diverse whorehouse circlehead
  08/04/10
A perfect ending to a perfect summer
buck-toothed clear location
  08/04/10
This is the greatest man of our generation. This is what a l...
irradiated mad-dog skullcap
  08/21/10
hysterical
Very tactful beady-eyed home generalized bond
  01/07/11
I just discovered this thread. Absolutely epic. I want to ...
light tanning salon
  08/04/10
I'd almost forgotten what good shtick/flame looked like. Th...
Charismatic Becky
  08/04/10
200+ posts and the most negative comment is that it's probab...
bearded cuckoldry weed whacker
  08/04/10
Even if it were fictional, the writing and the skill and shi...
white hall
  08/04/10
I looked forward to updates to this thread more than episode...
white hall
  08/04/10
Awesome thread. I'm picturing this guy as a supporting chara...
Magical Magenta Fortuitous Meteor Jew
  08/04/10
Hard to get a coherent narrative out of this. I think at be...
Primrose angry philosopher-king
  08/04/10
...
Dashing Cruise Ship
  08/04/10
This thread represents the exact opposite of everything bel ...
tan exciting point
  08/04/10
Can this get stickied for awhile???
tan exciting point
  08/04/10
i can't believe this is the first time im reading this threa...
frum pocket flask water buffalo
  08/04/10
Bravo sir. Bravo. I look forward to your next 180 thread.
Sepia bossy national bbw
  08/04/10
180 flame. i liked the subtle nods to old xoxo shticks.
carmine temple coldplay fan
  08/04/10
which schticks?
Maize Chad Step-uncle's House
  08/08/10
ask him how he feels about crustaceans!
navy newt
  08/05/10
The more I think about it, the more this guy sounds EXACTLY ...
tripping hunting ground
  08/06/10
omfg what is wrong with chicks? just shut the fuck up no on...
180 indian lodge
  08/23/11
what
dun cheese-eating public bath messiness
  08/08/10
180
Charismatic Becky
  08/17/10
this is truly great, I can't believe I only just found it
olive mad cow disease
  08/08/10
amazing
stimulating rigor bawdyhouse
  08/12/10
180 Best of Show
cyan site
  08/12/10
best thread in a long time. how did i not see it all summer?
submissive telephone
  08/12/10
It is the rare post like this that keeps me at xo.
wonderful effete doctorate dog poop
  08/18/10
...
chest-beating topaz kitchen
  08/20/10
tytyty
aphrodisiac garrison
  08/20/10
welcome
Primrose angry philosopher-king
  08/28/10
my life is so empty without him
Primrose angry philosopher-king
  08/21/10
He's represents why we all wanted to be lawyers. We became c...
irradiated mad-dog skullcap
  08/21/10
In what is, by at least an order of magnitude, the best news...
Primrose angry philosopher-king
  09/07/10
...
Dashing Cruise Ship
  09/07/10
finally, a reason NOT to kill myself.
Charismatic Becky
  09/07/10
Expected more excitement about this.
Primrose angry philosopher-king
  09/07/10
...
Dashing Cruise Ship
  09/07/10
Everyone probably assumed it was just a bump. This deserves ...
buck-toothed clear location
  09/14/10
cr. the start of a new season of great episodes. the start o...
Insane Wild Stag Film
  09/14/10
While I firmly believe this thread is a flame. OP you are a ...
wonderful effete doctorate dog poop
  09/07/10
holy shit lol
Mint Athletic Conference Theatre
  09/12/10
awesome
Disrespectful French Chef Coffee Pot
  09/14/10
2 more weeks
Primrose angry philosopher-king
  09/14/10
This SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY. I'm fucking giddy.
Primrose angry philosopher-king
  09/21/10
I'm looking forward to reading about this cookout more than ...
appetizing nursing home
  09/21/10
You little SHIT! You invited all these XOXO faggots to my BB...
cordovan foreskin pozpig
  09/21/10
...
buck-toothed clear location
  09/23/10
Tomorrow... Tomorrow... Tomorrow...
Primrose angry philosopher-king
  09/25/10
tyvmft
Zombie-like Volcanic Crater Mediation
  09/14/10
You should write a short story about this dude
aromatic boiling water
  09/14/10
180
Cracking jade windowlicker
  09/14/10
literally makes my day every time i read this thread
Metal Center Stain
  09/23/10
GOAT
Pungent orange juggernaut degenerate
  09/23/10
oh my fucking god. this guy lives in a mansion. he has a rep...
Primrose angry philosopher-king
  09/26/10
...
glittery aggressive parlour
  09/27/10
"oh my fucking god. this guy lives in a mansion. he has...
Supple lay headpube
  10/13/10
he has said that these stories are exaggerations of true eve...
vibrant hyperventilating stage shitlib
  10/13/10
[redacted]
Primrose angry philosopher-king
  09/27/10
vat
chest-beating topaz kitchen
  09/27/10
What the fuck is going on here? I've been holding my breath ...
violent alpha sound barrier
  09/30/10
weeks
buck-toothed clear location
  10/13/10
I don't care if this is the most elaborate lead-in to Fresh ...
Beta Codepig Cumskin
  10/13/10
I am rather concerned as well.
Cerise demanding menage preventive strike
  10/13/10
i cannot wait!
insecure institution
  10/20/10
TYVM for this thread. "Aren't iPods crazy" has bec...
apoplectic sex offender
  10/13/10
...
obsidian nudist genital piercing corner
  10/20/10
...
Pungent orange juggernaut degenerate
  10/21/10
...
bisexual crackhouse
  10/31/10
bumping the greatest thread of all time
Lime alcoholic mood heaven
  10/31/10
...
Dashing Cruise Ship
  10/31/10
...
Cerise demanding menage preventive strike
  12/03/10
I got released from the hospital a few days ago, I will not ...
Primrose angry philosopher-king
  12/04/10
wat
Anal Hominid Stead
  12/04/10
Things did not go well.
Primrose angry philosopher-king
  12/04/10
I dont even
Anal Hominid Stead
  12/04/10
I'm considering writing a tell all and having rach take this...
Primrose angry philosopher-king
  12/04/10
please don't take the thread down, it's easily a top 10 thre...
Anal Hominid Stead
  12/04/10
i'd have to do it under a pen name anyway to protect my care...
Primrose angry philosopher-king
  12/04/10
what have you missed the last few months? were you employed?
Slimy mental disorder office
  12/04/10
This happened at the end of my summer gig. I missed the whol...
Primrose angry philosopher-king
  12/04/10
DONT KILL THIS THREAD! BEST THREAD ON HERE!
Lime alcoholic mood heaven
  12/04/10
lolololololololololololllololololololololoolololololololol
Lime alcoholic mood heaven
  12/04/10
EDIT wgwag
Primrose angry philosopher-king
  12/04/10
Dude I thought you were in law school? Also, 180.
Slimy mental disorder office
  12/04/10
EDIT I shouldn't be saying this.
Primrose angry philosopher-king
  12/04/10
i missed it
Slimy mental disorder office
  12/04/10
you took the flame way too far here, but still a solid threa...
theater
  01/04/11
[radek]
Primrose angry philosopher-king
  12/04/10
He brought me a lifesized wooden carving of a hand giving a ...
Primrose angry philosopher-king
  12/04/10
lol
Slimy mental disorder office
  12/04/10
180
Indecent senate ape
  12/04/10
I regret nothing.
Primrose angry philosopher-king
  12/04/10
...
Henna Twisted Abode
  12/15/10
...
Dashing Cruise Ship
  12/15/10
*starts a slow clap* *all of xoxo slowly joins in* *cl...
Chestnut elastic band
  12/15/10
*joins in slow clap
wonderful effete doctorate dog poop
  12/15/10
...
Talented ratface
  12/29/10
thread of the year for 2010
Citrine Quadroon Internal Respiration
  12/28/10
...
Dashing Cruise Ship
  12/29/10
Yo Pedro, I'm really happy for you, I'ma Let you finish, but...
Medicated Regret
  01/04/11
word, one of these guys needs to get the fuck out of law and...
clown
  01/04/11
...
Henna Twisted Abode
  01/04/11
damn, first time I've seen this thread even though I'm here...
vermilion haunted graveyard
  01/04/11
I'd been waiting for this update for months, so TY. How...
Cerise demanding menage preventive strike
  01/07/11
Nah, this whole thread was flame.
Primrose angry philosopher-king
  01/10/11
but of course you'd have to say that now........
Medicated Regret
  01/10/11
No.
Cerise demanding menage preventive strike
  01/11/11
...
obsidian nudist genital piercing corner
  03/02/11
still 180 especially list of google search terms
chartreuse lettuce
  02/14/11
obviously i agree
Lime alcoholic mood heaven
  02/15/11
best flame eva
associate
  03/05/11
thank you
bistre insanely creepy
  03/05/11
...
Primrose angry philosopher-king
  03/30/11
This is the first time I am reading this thread. Tears are r...
Big-titted main people
  03/30/11
This is the greatest thread on Xo, although it saddens me th...
wonderful effete doctorate dog poop
  03/30/11
he does tho
Primrose angry philosopher-king
  03/30/11
in are hearts and minds and in the soul of xo
Claret Feces Business Firm
  03/30/11
...
plum son of senegal
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...
brindle boyish stage
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...
narrow-minded
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...
hideous
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...
immigrant
  06/05/11
Thx for the bump, I must've missed this
Sienna Gaped Black Woman
  06/08/11
IF I were to take a full time job in the same department as ...
Primrose angry philosopher-king
  06/13/11
You would have to kick it off with a 24:Season Six style rel...
hideous
  06/13/11
I know. What a flamer lol.
white hall
  06/13/11
It's not flame, one of his brothers owns a dealership and co...
Primrose angry philosopher-king
  06/13/11
yes. please do this.
Brass community account
  06/13/11
"he never left the country at all" omfg
Onyx Cowardly State Depressive
  06/13/11
i'd start a separate thread, but yes. even if some of it wil...
Brass community account
  06/13/11
Be interesting to see if OP is a one-hit wonder or a true ge...
hideous
  06/13/11
A novel length treatment would be great movie bait.
white hall
  06/13/11
go for it
wrinkle
  06/13/11
New thread, but link to this one
Frozen lake school cafeteria
  06/13/11
this may be the greatest thread of all time.
spruce faggot firefighter
  07/17/11
went from the pedo thread to ed to google and randomly came ...
adulterous fat ankles
  08/05/11
...
kink-friendly twinkling uncleanness
  08/09/11
...
Talented ratface
  08/22/11
I can't believe I just discovered this. This is the greates...
violet gay wizard
  08/22/11
...
180 indian lodge
  08/24/11
Pretty easily the greatest thing I've ever seen on this site
Talking masturbator
  09/06/11
so good. so good. so good.
Citrine Quadroon Internal Respiration
  09/20/11
tears. actual tears.
Carnelian Station Fanboi
  10/01/11
BY FAR the most over rated thread in xoxo history
Faggotry
  10/13/11
120
rusted yarmulke therapy
  10/13/11
No
jewess
  12/26/11
120
rambunctious pervert
  01/02/12


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Date: June 24th, 2010 7:42 PM
Author: Primrose angry philosopher-king

I will post these as I encounter them over the summer.

Today, I noticed he always opens push doors with a closed fist. I asked him why in passing, he was immediately ready with the following enumerated list which he counted on his fingers:

"1 - it hardens my knuckle bones to make my punches more devastating; 2 - it prevents me from leaving my fingerprints on the door; and 3 - it collects germs on my knuckles which will cause infections in the people I punch who aren't immediately incapacitated, like a kimodo dragon."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15334029)



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Date: June 25th, 2010 5:56 PM
Author: Exhilarant flesh house

Is he an Asian northwestern grad? If so I may know this guy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15341508)



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Date: July 7th, 2010 10:03 PM
Author: Cocky Tattoo

joe vaj is actually clerking

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15440180)



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Date: July 16th, 2010 5:20 PM
Author: salmon contagious legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15525774)



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Date: July 14th, 2010 7:18 PM
Author: Vengeful translucent church

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15507801)



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Date: July 20th, 2010 7:53 PM
Author: aqua infuriating property puppy

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15564502)



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Date: July 23rd, 2010 1:26 PM
Author: ultramarine galvanic hissy fit

lolol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15588049)



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Date: August 6th, 2010 12:15 PM
Author: tripping hunting ground

This actually sounds like a guy I dated back in HS.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15719651)



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Date: August 18th, 2010 5:31 PM
Author: chrome school voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15821273)



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Date: August 24th, 2010 1:02 PM
Author: chrome school voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15867807)



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Date: July 17th, 2011 1:35 AM
Author: arousing slate market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18527715)



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Date: June 25th, 2010 5:54 PM
Author: Primrose angry philosopher-king

he keeps a change of clothes in his office. his blue dress shirt has the word "blue" written on the inside tag. I was too scared to ask why.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15341488)



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Date: June 25th, 2010 6:14 PM
Author: bipolar passionate double fault sanctuary

colorblind?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15341650)



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Date: June 25th, 2010 6:15 PM
Author: Primrose angry philosopher-king

no man, no. i'll ask him on monday.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15341657)



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Date: June 30th, 2010 11:05 PM
Author: Primrose angry philosopher-king

I got up the nerve to ask today. Went something like this.

"Hey, why did you write 'blue' on this shirt?"

[matter of factly] "Because it's blue."

"But isn't that obvious?"

"Not if I go colorblind."

"Isn't that something you have to be born with?" [he shrugs] "Wouldn't braille have been a better choice since you are far more likely to go regular blind?"

[looks at me like I'm insane] "Dude... I can't read braille..." [walks out of the room without breaking eye contact, vaguely disgusted]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15387540)



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Date: July 8th, 2010 2:03 PM
Author: Autistic Knife Party Of The First Part

god I hope this isn't flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15444810)



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Date: July 20th, 2010 7:49 PM
Author: laughsome cobalt liquid oxygen library

cr these are 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15564480)



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Date: June 25th, 2010 6:17 PM
Author: motley smoky halford

Flame. Aspies cut off the tags.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15341667)



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Date: June 25th, 2010 5:55 PM
Author: haunting milk

so you work with dwight schrute?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15341499)



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Date: June 25th, 2010 6:02 PM
Author: Primrose angry philosopher-king

basically.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15341557)



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Date: July 21st, 2010 6:31 PM
Author: Razzle spot

nice

I have a Michael Scott in my office, except he's a she

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15572211)



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Date: July 23rd, 2010 7:45 PM
Author: Cerebral pisswyrm

Everyone has a Michael Scott in their office. If you don't know who it is, it's probably you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15591308)



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Date: July 8th, 2010 2:01 PM
Author: Rose Swashbuckling Piazza Love Of Her Life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15444788)



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Date: June 25th, 2010 6:10 PM
Author: Bronze pea-brained roast beef

tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15341626)



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Date: June 25th, 2010 6:11 PM
Author: multi-colored ivory place of business plaza



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Date: June 25th, 2010 6:11 PM
Author: bipolar passionate double fault sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15341634)



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Date: June 25th, 2010 6:15 PM
Author: Vigorous avocado karate incel

Hilarious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15341663)



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Date: July 7th, 2010 9:56 PM
Author: Primrose angry philosopher-king

Today I went to print some stuff off from his computer and noticed a word document titled "conversation_starters.docx" in the My Documents folder. It was seriously just a bulleted list about 4 pages long of conversation openers he clearly thought up himself. I didn't have time, but I'll email the thing to myself and post the whole doc here if I get another chance. Some memorable gems include:

"Where do you get your dog groomed at?"

"Can you tell I use an electric razor?"

"How long do you typically like to shower for?"

"Aren't iPods crazy?" (I fucking lost my shit after this one and had to stop.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15440108)



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Date: July 7th, 2010 9:58 PM
Author: Shivering Marvelous Set Toaster

ahahahaha. thanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15440131)



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Date: July 7th, 2010 10:01 PM
Author: green area factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15440155)



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Date: July 7th, 2010 10:05 PM
Author: Cocky Tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15440197)



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Date: July 8th, 2010 1:54 PM
Author: bateful shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15444732)



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Date: July 8th, 2010 2:02 PM
Author: Honey-headed vivacious hell

Hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15444794)



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Date: January 4th, 2011 6:12 PM
Author: Lemon Yapping Idiot

http://www.topix.com/forum/city/portageville-mo/TM3O8B0SG68KDJABC

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http://encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Patrick_Hamm&redirect=no

http://poponthepop.com/2008/06/17/harvard-teacher-assault-posted-on-twitter-flickr-and-blogs/

http://www.yelp.com/topic/boston-lena-chen

http://lenachenskankwatch.blogspot.com/2010/03/lol-patrick-hamm-makes-business-call.html

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1284417&forum_id=2

http://patrickhammscandal.newsvine.com/_news/2008/06/07/1551800-scandal-hits-harvard

http://tweetmeme.com/story/116502023/patrick-hamm-and-span-classhighlightlenaspan-chen-encyclopedia-dramatica

http://digg.com/news/offbeat/Harvard_Scandal_Patrick_Hamm_Lena_Chen

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http://rollyo.com/search.html?prevsid=383649&q=Patrick%20Hamm&sid=383649

http://www.fornits.com/wwf/viewtopic.php?f=22&t=27709

http://patrickhammscandal2.blogspot.com/2010/12/how-patrick-hamm-sexploited-his-student.html

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20100309114802AAtXFWI

http://patrickhammscandal.wordpress.com/2008/06/08/has-lena-chen-gotten-her-advisor-pwned/

http://ytmnd.com/keywords/patrick_hamm

http://lenachenskankwatch.blogspot.com/2010/03/3-blog-posts-lena-chen-now-regrets.html

http://lenachenskankwatch.blogspot.com/2010/02/whos-paying-lena-chens-bills.html

http://www.anonboard.com/bbs/show_topic/189098

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16970047)



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Date: June 13th, 2011 5:57 PM
Author: tan exciting point

http://www.stumbleupon.com/su/20zg0Q/www.xoxohth.com/thread.php%3Fthread_id%3D1348346%26forum_id%3D2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18243084)



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Date: July 8th, 2010 2:04 PM
Author: bat shit crazy orchid box office

QW$TQ4wrjwaroijwaoirjwaoir

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15444815)



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Date: July 16th, 2010 5:35 PM
Author: Vigorous avocado karate incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15525863)



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Date: July 19th, 2010 10:10 AM
Author: salmon contagious legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15549269)



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Date: July 20th, 2010 7:51 PM
Author: laughsome cobalt liquid oxygen library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15564491)



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Date: July 20th, 2010 7:53 PM
Author: aqua infuriating property puppy

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15564504)



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Date: July 21st, 2010 7:19 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle den

1 fucking 80

I can't imagine what I would do if somebody I didn't know walked up to me and asked how long I liked to shower for.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15572551)



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Date: July 21st, 2010 8:15 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring pearly chapel private investor



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Date: July 23rd, 2010 12:50 PM
Author: know-it-all diverse whorehouse circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15587776)



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Date: July 23rd, 2010 1:27 PM
Author: ultramarine galvanic hissy fit

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15588062)



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Date: September 2nd, 2011 11:03 AM
Author: Hot flirting space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18890521)



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Date: July 7th, 2010 10:17 PM
Author: Red big national security agency locus

please do not stop posting itt. this is fucking awesome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15440345)



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Date: July 8th, 2010 1:51 PM
Author: Primrose angry philosopher-king

Last week I asked if he would write me a LOR at the end of the summer, which he flatly declined. I only realized today that he wasn't joking. When I pressed him for a reason, he said it was nothing personal and he thinks I'm doing a great job, he just doesn't write LOR as a matter of policy because he doesn't want to get sued for sexual harassment. Visibly baffled, I asked him how the two are in any way related. In response, he silently got up, walked over to my desk and started giving me an aggressive shoulder rub while saying in a low, breathy voice "you're doing a real good job here slackfist, reallllllll nice." Then returns to normal and says "See?" as if his point has been conclusively demonstrated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15444703)



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Date: July 8th, 2010 2:01 PM
Author: Cocky Tattoo

Aren't iPods crazy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15444790)



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Date: July 8th, 2010 2:04 PM
Author: Primrose angry philosopher-king

I have a strange feeling that this could be a really effective darkhorse pickup line.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15444814)



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Date: July 8th, 2010 2:03 PM
Author: trip background story

the demonstration of sexual harassment seems more problematic than a LOR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15444804)



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Date: July 8th, 2010 2:11 PM
Author: Primrose angry philosopher-king

I guess he's worried he will say something harassing in the letter and have it recorded? He does not seem worried about any kind of verbal harassment and only barely attempts to act like a normal person, even in court.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15444904)



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Date: July 23rd, 2010 1:28 PM
Author: ultramarine galvanic hissy fit

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15588069)



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Date: September 23rd, 2010 10:46 PM
Author: obsidian nudist genital piercing corner



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Date: July 8th, 2010 1:57 PM
Author: misunderstood razzmatazz hospital

Where did he graduate from?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15444753)



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Date: July 8th, 2010 2:00 PM
Author: Primrose angry philosopher-king

t14

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15444779)



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Date: July 8th, 2010 2:04 PM
Author: Onyx Cowardly State Depressive

none of this sounds alpha. just sad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15444811)



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Date: July 8th, 2010 2:05 PM
Author: trip background story

you won't be singing the same tune when your wounds are infected by his dirty knuckles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15444825)



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Date: July 20th, 2010 6:20 PM
Author: buck-toothed clear location

the kimodo punch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15563833)



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Date: July 20th, 2010 7:53 PM
Author: laughsome cobalt liquid oxygen library

man I'm fucking cracking up over here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15564503)



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Date: July 28th, 2010 3:18 PM
Author: white hall

I'm laughing my ass off here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15635460)



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Date: July 8th, 2010 2:05 PM
Author: misunderstood razzmatazz hospital

Can you link us to his bio? I want a pic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15444829)



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Date: July 8th, 2010 2:08 PM
Author: bat shit crazy orchid box office

This seems like a poor idea for the OP.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15444863)



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Date: July 8th, 2010 2:10 PM
Author: Primrose angry philosopher-king

yea, this would basically be a direct line back to me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15444886)



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Date: July 9th, 2010 4:33 PM
Author: Primrose angry philosopher-king

I just asked him if he had and BIG PLANS this weekend, he responded (without finishing the huge mouthful of mostacholi he brought from home in a large tupperware container) "Working on my pound game... bitch." I can't help but laugh, he resumes stuffing forkfuls of pasta into his mouth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15455398)



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Date: July 9th, 2010 8:28 PM
Author: Primrose angry philosopher-king

He just texted me "pound game, INITIATE! pictures to follow, get on my lvl"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15457281)



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Date: July 9th, 2010 8:32 PM
Author: haunting milk

i'm gonna have to call flame on the "get on my lvl" part.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15457293)



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Date: July 9th, 2010 8:33 PM
Author: Primrose angry philosopher-king

He says this frequently and often inappropriately, whenever he has outperformed anyone at anything.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15457303)



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Date: July 9th, 2010 8:34 PM
Author: haunting milk

1fucking80

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15457309)



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Date: July 9th, 2010 8:40 PM
Author: Primrose angry philosopher-king

I swear to god, he requested new staplers for the office and the reason he put on the requisition form was that the current model of staplers we had were "not on my level."

The request was rejected.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15457346)



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Date: July 9th, 2010 8:41 PM
Author: bat shit crazy orchid box office

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15457350)



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Date: July 9th, 2010 8:42 PM
Author: bateful shrine

there's no way someone this great exists

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15457357)



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Date: July 9th, 2010 8:44 PM
Author: Primrose angry philosopher-king

everyone in the office seems to hate him, but the guy is a fountain of 180s.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15457370)



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Date: July 9th, 2010 8:47 PM
Author: bat shit crazy orchid box office

He sounds like a novel character, but better.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15457385)



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Date: July 24th, 2010 11:12 PM
Author: deep floppy deer antler international law enforcement agency

this is a true 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15601751)



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Date: July 27th, 2010 7:02 PM
Author: Flickering Indirect Expression

Jesus Christ, I fucking lost it at this. Absolutely brilliant.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15627372)



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Date: August 1st, 2010 7:41 PM
Author: Shivering Marvelous Set Toaster

i don't think i've laughed this hard since kitties live-chatted taking a shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15673731)



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Date: September 14th, 2010 2:02 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good base

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16043690)



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Date: June 8th, 2011 2:57 AM
Author: adventurous crimson ticket booth

this gave me the biggest laugh i've had in all of 2011. thanks, 2010.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18195623)



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Date: July 23rd, 2010 1:29 PM
Author: ultramarine galvanic hissy fit

hahaha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15588080)



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Date: July 28th, 2010 10:00 PM
Author: glassy brunch boistinker

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15639121)



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Date: August 22nd, 2011 5:06 PM
Author: mauve meetinghouse gunner

omfg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18810525)



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Date: July 9th, 2010 8:34 PM
Author: Fishy locale police squad

(estrada's colleague from the future)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15457307)



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Date: July 9th, 2010 9:43 PM
Author: costumed address goal in life

This whole thread is 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15457810)



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Date: July 9th, 2010 9:49 PM
Author: Amber racy pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15457854)



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Date: July 12th, 2010 7:27 PM
Author: Primrose angry philosopher-king

He had a compression boot on today like what you get when you sprain your ankle. Despite pretty much everyone who saw him asking what happened he refuses to tell anyone how he got hurt or to what extent because "that's his freedom."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15487032)



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Date: July 20th, 2010 6:14 PM
Author: Poppy friendly grandma reading party

Ok, this one gave away your flame; clearly a quote taken from the asian dood caught beating off in the computer lab

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15563797)



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Date: July 20th, 2010 6:16 PM
Author: Primrose angry philosopher-king

link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15563808)



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Date: July 20th, 2010 6:21 PM
Author: Poppy friendly grandma reading party

Shit lemme see if I can find it. Someone posted it here a few weeks ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15563834)



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Date: July 20th, 2010 6:23 PM
Author: Poppy friendly grandma reading party

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eu1-ZeEPo9c

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15563845)



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Date: July 14th, 2010 6:41 PM
Author: Primrose angry philosopher-king

I asked him what his superpower would be if he could have any one and he said "either being able to control the DNA content of my ejaculate or instant death."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15507359)



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Date: July 14th, 2010 7:05 PM
Author: dark candlestick maker selfie

lol

Have you read any of his legal briefs? Are they coherent?

Does this guy have a girlfriend?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15507633)



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Date: July 14th, 2010 7:09 PM
Author: Primrose angry philosopher-king

extremely. I have no doubt the guy is smarter than me and I don't dish that compliment out lightly. He's just a really eccentric guy who honestly does not give a fuck if people think he is weird. No GF, but he claims to get a lot of tail and I've seen him chat up chicks before. He's an above average looking guy, which I'm sure helps.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15507687)



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Date: July 14th, 2010 7:10 PM
Author: heady domesticated round eye nowag

flame aspies can't chat up women

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15507693)



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Date: July 14th, 2010 7:11 PM
Author: dark candlestick maker selfie

Aren't ipods crazy?

hahahahahah I want to be with him chatting up girls. I'm betting he's brilliant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15507702)



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Date: July 14th, 2010 7:11 PM
Author: Primrose angry philosopher-king

I want a shirt that says this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15507711)



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Date: July 14th, 2010 7:13 PM
Author: dark candlestick maker selfie

Can you steal the file of conversational starters, strip it of meta data (or just copy it to notepad and save) and post it plz?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15507732)



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Date: July 15th, 2010 2:39 PM
Author: Primrose angry philosopher-king

I went on his computer again today but the file wasn't there anymore, I think he realized that I looked at it. I really hope he doesn't lurk here now that I think of it. I was however able to retrieve his google search history, which, among a ton of boring legal shit, included such gems as:

"make crab rangoons"

"muy thai kick technique"

"do cats have emotions"

"what's wrong with slyvester stalone's face"

"d b cooper"

"homemade harpoon gun"

"make a net"

"blinking world record"

"gay conspiracy theory" (WTF?)

"fred durst death"

"radioactive banana" (WTF?)

"moth people"

"mothman conspiracy"

"mothman sightings"

"mothman friendly"

"mothman sexuality"

"get around website blocker"

"web proxy"

This is only going back to May btw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15514707)



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Date: July 15th, 2010 2:41 PM
Author: bat shit crazy orchid box office

Do cats have emotions? ROFL. Is this guy Watchmen?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15514727)



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Date: July 24th, 2010 11:14 PM
Author: deep floppy deer antler international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15601760)



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Date: July 15th, 2010 2:44 PM
Author: buck-toothed clear location

do cats have emotions

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15514757)



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Date: July 15th, 2010 2:52 PM
Author: green area factory reset button

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15514845)



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Date: July 15th, 2010 10:23 PM
Author: tan exciting point

EVERYBODY DANCE NOW

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15518791)



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Date: July 19th, 2010 6:23 PM
Author: Electric Roommate Wagecucks

180^180. Love the mothman progression. I am crying here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15553280)



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Date: July 21st, 2010 8:19 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring pearly chapel private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15573133)



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Date: March 30th, 2011 9:18 PM
Author: Claret Feces Business Firm

lol cr, trying to get around filter so that he can read about mothman sexuality

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#17649594)



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Date: July 20th, 2010 6:49 PM
Author: Lime alcoholic mood heaven

thanks for my new username and siggy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15564018)



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Date: July 20th, 2010 6:52 PM
Author: Lime alcoholic mood heaven

"homemade harpoon gun"

"make a net"

i suppose he searched for these 2 things one after the other in order to gather information that will be useful to him in his attempts to capture one of the elusive creatures known as " WG"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15564044)



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Date: July 20th, 2010 7:56 PM
Author: aqua infuriating property puppy

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15564520)



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Date: July 21st, 2010 6:46 PM
Author: Snowy blathering trust fund university

i dont think 180 really does this justice. you need to be writing comedy shit in hollywood or something with that talent..

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15572312)



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Date: July 21st, 2010 7:30 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle den

Bananas contain potassium-40, which is radioactive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15572643)



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Date: July 28th, 2010 10:03 PM
Author: glassy brunch boistinker

TYSVMFT

180^180^180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15639159)



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Date: August 20th, 2010 11:37 AM
Author: Talented ratface

"mothman friendly"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15837388)



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Date: June 13th, 2011 6:35 PM
Author: sick gas station

I had forgotten that this is where mothman sexuality comes from.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18243384)



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Date: July 14th, 2010 7:11 PM
Author: Primrose angry philosopher-king

its more of him just talking at them until he says something that doesn't go over their heads and they laugh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15507705)



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Date: July 15th, 2010 2:43 PM
Author: bat shit crazy orchid box office

I really think I might adopt the "get on my level" thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15514748)



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Date: July 14th, 2010 7:06 PM
Author: excitant trailer park

this thread should be in the museum of awesome art

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15507641)



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Date: July 16th, 2010 5:07 PM
Author: Primrose angry philosopher-king

He talked about Gulliver's Travels today. In a recorded deposition. For at least three solid minutes. By the time he concluded the entire room had grown silent, confused and afraid; it was as if they were watching a dragon hatch from a egg for the first time, unsure if it would imprint and love them forever or kill them without hesitation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15525709)



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Date: July 16th, 2010 5:31 PM
Author: Frozen lake school cafeteria

wow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15525831)



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Date: July 16th, 2010 5:34 PM
Author: wonderful effete doctorate dog poop

Why scared? Unless he was saying it in a menacing voice or seemed just completely insane, I imagine the reaction would be confusion and annoyance?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15525857)



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Date: July 16th, 2010 7:36 PM
Author: Primrose angry philosopher-king

Kinda like when a homeless guy starts yelling on the subway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15526723)



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Date: July 16th, 2010 5:36 PM
Author: histrionic resort keepsake machete

tyvmft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15525873)



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Date: July 17th, 2010 1:33 PM
Author: Spectacular turdskin

LOL, greatest post ever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15531774)



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Date: July 19th, 2010 8:21 PM
Author: bateful shrine

i'm going to be sad when this thread dies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15554590)



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Date: July 20th, 2010 7:55 PM
Author: aqua infuriating property puppy

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15564512)



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Date: July 23rd, 2010 1:06 PM
Author: Onyx Cowardly State Depressive

this is a jaw-dropping 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15587879)



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Date: July 28th, 2010 3:23 PM
Author: white hall

never stop posting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15635490)



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Date: July 16th, 2010 5:40 PM
Author: Flushed harsh antidepressant drug

This thread is heaps and heaps of 180.

If it is flame, you sir deserve a medal for your creativity.

"do cats have emotions" LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15525893)



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Date: July 16th, 2010 5:52 PM
Author: mind-boggling territorial dilemma mexican

you immediately became one of my favorite poasters with this thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15525981)



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Date: July 17th, 2010 1:25 PM
Author: Charismatic Becky

I concur.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15531709)



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Date: July 17th, 2010 1:33 PM
Author: bateful shrine

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15531772)



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Date: July 17th, 2010 1:55 PM
Author: Primrose angry philosopher-king

"You doing anything cool tonight?"

"Are you familiar with Mad Max the film?"

"Yea, it's a great flick. You watching that tonight?"

"No, I'm DOING that tonight."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15531908)



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Date: July 21st, 2010 6:38 PM
Author: Razzle spot

my favorite lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15572263)



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Date: July 21st, 2010 6:39 PM
Author: Razzle spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15572271)



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Date: July 27th, 2010 8:14 PM
Author: Cocky Tattoo

holy shit i must use this IRL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15627905)



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Date: July 28th, 2010 2:42 PM
Author: Cocky Tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15635215)



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Date: July 19th, 2010 6:17 PM
Author: Primrose angry philosopher-king

Today I was looking for something in the pile of files in his office. He was slumped in his chair listening absently to the phone, saying nothing, just staring at his desk. When I look at him he covers the receiver with his hand and whispers "What's a sodomy raffle?" I told him I didn't think such a thing exists, to which he responded, "yeah, he probably said something else."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15553214)



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Date: July 19th, 2010 6:17 PM
Author: Frozen lake school cafeteria

OH THEY EXIST ALRIGHT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15553220)



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Date: July 29th, 2010 11:40 PM
Author: Red big national security agency locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15649435)



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Date: July 20th, 2010 6:09 PM
Author: Primrose angry philosopher-king

Today he gave me a brief overview of how he would revamp general traffic rules in the US; it includes personal speed limits based on "driver expertise points" and and 4-way stop/yield laws based on relative make and model prestige. We then debate for 20 minutes about who yields in Lincoln town car v. H2 Hummer, which eventually devolves into him sending the entire legal department a survey worded with an overt pro-hummer bias.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15563739)



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Date: July 20th, 2010 6:11 PM
Author: Frozen lake school cafeteria

You're making this up, aren't you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15563753)



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Date: July 20th, 2010 6:12 PM
Author: Primrose angry philosopher-king

I dress it up a bit, but every one of these things happened.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15563774)



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Date: July 20th, 2010 6:14 PM
Author: Frozen lake school cafeteria

Whatever it is, it's thrilling!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15563793)



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Date: July 20th, 2010 7:50 PM
Author: wonderful effete doctorate dog poop

I agree about the personal speed limit. My gf and her family should have to go 1/2 the speed of any1 on the road just to be safe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15564487)



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Date: July 20th, 2010 6:12 PM
Author: comical flatulent trump supporter rehab

holy shit best thread ever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15563772)



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Date: July 20th, 2010 6:51 PM
Author: Red big national security agency locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15564043)



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Date: July 20th, 2010 6:52 PM
Author: Lime alcoholic mood heaven

agreed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15564055)



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Date: July 20th, 2010 6:54 PM
Author: odious dysfunction principal's office

this thread delivers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15564067)



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Date: July 20th, 2010 7:02 PM
Author: fragrant french native dopamine

180, flame or not.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15564138)



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Date: July 20th, 2010 7:47 PM
Author: Nofapping pearl field

true 180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15564469)



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Date: July 20th, 2010 7:57 PM
Author: aqua infuriating property puppy

perhaps the only truly 180 thread of the last 3 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15564528)



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Date: July 20th, 2010 8:06 PM
Author: concupiscible mischievous casino death wish

don't care if it's flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15564584)



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Date: July 21st, 2010 6:29 PM
Author: Primrose angry philosopher-king

While discussing the last words of Alexander the Great, the conversation turns to what we would want our own last words to be. He says he wants his last words to be delivered via text message to everyone in his phone book as his final act. Anxiously, I asked what he would send, to which he replied "Asterisk dies asterisk"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15572190)



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Date: July 21st, 2010 6:31 PM
Author: hairraiser sticky patrolman parlor

*.*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15572213)



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Date: July 21st, 2010 6:33 PM
Author: tan exciting point

*dies*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15572231)



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Date: July 23rd, 2010 1:07 PM
Author: buck-toothed clear location

He definitely posts on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15587881)



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Date: July 21st, 2010 6:36 PM
Author: Frozen lake school cafeteria

I think he just has a strange but undeniably amusing sense of humor. Invite him to xoxohth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15572245)



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Date: July 21st, 2010 7:14 PM
Author: Primrose angry philosopher-king

if not for this thread i would. sometimes I wonder if he's actually watchmen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15572504)



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Date: July 21st, 2010 7:16 PM
Author: Red big national security agency locus

he almost *has* to post here no?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15572520)



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Date: July 21st, 2010 7:18 PM
Author: Primrose angry philosopher-king

i half expect him to pwn me with a printout of this thread on my last day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15572538)



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Date: July 21st, 2010 7:24 PM
Author: titillating azn forum

This guy is brilliant. This is like some next level Andy Kaufman shit, where you will never know if he is putting you on or not.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15572589)



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Date: July 22nd, 2010 8:01 PM
Author: Primrose angry philosopher-king

I've been keeping a list of his one liners since I started this thread since none of them really deserve their own posts.

(Preparing for court) "Is this tie sufficiently menacing?"

(A handwritten note slid to me at counsel table) "When I give the signal, START SWINGING."

(At lunch) "Is there a breath holding requirement for navy seals?" *takes audible, deep breath, holds for ~20 seconds* "How long was that?"

(To an unfamiliar defense attorney before an arraignment) "You box?"

(Sitting around) "Did you see Finneas and Ferb yesterday?"

(I walk in first thing in the morning, his printer is completely disassembled on his desk. In an angry, terse tone:) "DO YOU- ..."

(Outside. A nominally heavy middle aged woman crosses the street 3 blocks away. He hits my arm with the back of his hand, leans back, closes one eye and points directly at her and makes the wah-wa-waaaa disappointed sound.)

(I walk into his office late on a Friday, he is standing with two other guys in suits who I do not recognize. He points to me with both hands:) "Grizwald's Pub. Right now. You in?" (There is no Grizwald's Pub.)

(Walking to our cars, he produces a can of tuna fish from his interior suit pocket and hands it to a homeless guy without acknowledging him.)

"Think there are any blogs about Houdini?"

(Interjecting into a conversation) "You need building schematics? I can GET YOU building schematics bro." (No one was talking about building schematics.)

(On at least 4 separate occasions.) "I'm going to get an RC car with a camera on it." (When asked why he only responds with "THINK ABOUT IT!")

(re C&F) "I disclosed my juvenile collar for tagging... (disappointed) ... they didn't ask me about it."

(re drug experimentation) "Yeah I tried meth once, that's the licoricey one right?"

"From a purely Coasean perspective, there HAS to be some number of dog lives that equal a human life."

"My great uncle was a cereal tycoon."

"I'm not scared of him, I just don't want to confront or upset him because of how he would retaliate against me."

"I had this dream I worked in a factory that removed chicken's beaks." "... and??" *he laughs* "I know right?!"

(Excitedly storming into the office) "Dude, dude, have you SEEN the Usual Suspects?! Huge twist, huge."

(Despite uncontroverted, authoritative evidence to the contrary, he insists Estonia has no income taxes.)

"No man, falconry is like EXTREMELY exclusive. There's only one falcon master left on Earth and he's very picky, I've researched this."

"Sometimes you gotta roll with the thunder." *makes thunder noise*



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15581799)



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Date: July 22nd, 2010 8:09 PM
Author: haunting milk

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15581867)



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Date: July 22nd, 2010 8:25 PM
Author: gold hilarious lodge

RLY?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15581998)



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Date: July 22nd, 2010 9:47 PM
Author: Sooty orchestra pit

complete 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15582794)



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Date: July 22nd, 2010 9:51 PM
Author: Claret Feces Business Firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15582832)



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Date: July 22nd, 2010 10:06 PM
Author: Razzle spot

i. am. impressed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15582971)



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Date: July 22nd, 2010 10:14 PM
Author: irradiated mad-dog skullcap

holy shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15583069)



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Date: July 23rd, 2010 12:54 PM
Author: buck-toothed clear location

"(Walking to our cars, he produces a can of tuna fish from his interior suit pocket and hands it to a homeless guy without acknowledging him.)"

This is one of the most incredible things I've ever heard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15587798)



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Date: July 23rd, 2010 1:26 PM
Author: bisexual crackhouse

agreed, this man is a brilliant, deliberate humorist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15588050)



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Date: July 28th, 2010 3:38 PM
Author: white hall

This guy is pimp.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15635568)



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Date: August 5th, 2010 9:35 PM
Author: Fishy locale police squad

i lolled as i have done something similar (pale imitation)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15714570)



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Date: July 23rd, 2010 1:06 PM
Author: comical flatulent trump supporter rehab

jesus LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15587874)



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Date: July 23rd, 2010 1:28 PM
Author: Frozen lake school cafeteria

You should seriously consider writing a short (30K word) humor book about this guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15588072)



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Date: July 24th, 2010 11:03 PM
Author: useless gaming laptop boltzmann

"From a purely Coasean perspective, there HAS to be some number of dog lives that equal a human life."

holy fuck 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15601702)



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Date: July 28th, 2010 3:38 PM
Author: white hall

Jesus Lord this was funny.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15635573)



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Date: August 1st, 2010 7:44 PM
Author: Red big national security agency locus

i want to be this guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15673748)



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Date: August 28th, 2010 1:26 PM
Author: Talented ratface

"DO YOU- ..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15904012)



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Date: July 22nd, 2010 9:37 PM
Author: Claret Feces Business Firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15582714)



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Date: July 22nd, 2010 9:49 PM
Author: Misanthropic Theater Stage Multi-billionaire

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15582812)



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Date: July 22nd, 2010 9:54 PM
Author: brindle boyish stage

u are a gentleman and scholar, 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15582861)



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Date: July 22nd, 2010 10:02 PM
Author: hairraiser sticky patrolman parlor

this is too good to be flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15582941)



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Date: July 22nd, 2010 10:06 PM
Author: Razzle spot

this is what scares me the moast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15582977)



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Date: July 22nd, 2010 10:25 PM
Author: know-it-all diverse whorehouse circlehead

"I went on his computer again today but the file wasn't there anymore"

So this thread is flame. Still, 180 thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15583189)



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Date: July 23rd, 2010 1:05 PM
Author: Talented ratface

Absolutely amazing thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15587865)



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Date: July 23rd, 2010 1:24 PM
Author: lascivious pit blood rage

180^180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15588029)



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Date: July 23rd, 2010 1:27 PM
Author: federal thriller toilet seat kitty cat

I do feel kind of sad for the dood. Hope you're running shtick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15588060)



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Date: July 23rd, 2010 1:30 PM
Author: buck-toothed clear location

WTF



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15588101)



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Date: July 23rd, 2010 1:34 PM
Author: ultramarine galvanic hissy fit

this is so awesome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15588129)



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Date: July 23rd, 2010 1:36 PM
Author: bisexual crackhouse

I'm actually considering sharing this on twitter

someone should digg it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15588143)



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Date: July 23rd, 2010 1:42 PM
Author: Turquoise soul-stirring macaca

Who is this guy? I'm considering applying to law school, just so I can get a position with the DA and work with this guy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15588178)



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Date: July 23rd, 2010 7:15 PM
Author: Carnelian Station Fanboi

http://i575.photobucket.com/albums/ss194/fuzzydoodle/Internet%20Funny/kittys-love-thread.png

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15590983)



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Date: July 24th, 2010 10:36 PM
Author: Talented ratface

slackfist cumduster, consider yourself a made man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15601453)



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Date: July 26th, 2010 6:02 AM
Author: low-t high-end ladyboy cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15614513)



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Date: July 27th, 2010 4:48 PM
Author: Primrose angry philosopher-king

A recent aggressive escalation of one of his long standing shticks has given me a strong suspicion that he is running IRL flame on the office purely for his own amusement.

I've titled it the "my friend Robert" shtick, which basically involves him making clearly erroneous statements to coworkers based on the representations of his extremely credentialed friend Robert. Two shocking new instances include his searching for "high performance" car batteries online after his friend Robert (who has a physics degree) told him his current battery "didn't have enough ohms to run his car properly"; and his taking half a sick day to go to the doctor since his friend Robert (who is in medical school) told him he had clubbing in his fingers which may indicate lung cancer or other lung diseases.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15626384)



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Date: July 27th, 2010 4:49 PM
Author: buck-toothed clear location

Have you ever asked to meet Robert?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15626391)



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Date: July 27th, 2010 4:53 PM
Author: Primrose angry philosopher-king

No. For the same reasons I don't wake sleepwalkers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15626414)



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Date: July 27th, 2010 6:57 PM
Author: bearded cuckoldry weed whacker

your being trolled IRL. he's posting a thread about you on some aspie board right now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15627333)



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Date: July 27th, 2010 8:05 PM
Author: Abusive Stirring Range

Someone already said it, but this really is the best thread xo has seen in 3 years, and one of the best ever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15627808)



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Date: July 28th, 2010 3:21 PM
Author: puce judgmental church building

I tried to explain it to my bf and couldn't get the brilliance across.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15635478)



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Date: July 28th, 2010 3:27 PM
Author: Insane Wild Stag Film

ditch the dood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15635516)



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Date: July 28th, 2010 3:28 PM
Author: Misanthropic Theater Stage Multi-billionaire

ATD!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15635520)



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Date: July 28th, 2010 6:31 PM
Author: tan exciting point

absolutely.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15636999)



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Date: July 28th, 2010 6:50 PM
Author: Primrose angry philosopher-king

I asked to second chair at his closing argument for a particularly interesting case today. As I approached his office door I noticed it was closed, which is unusual. As I got closer the treble heavy, muffled techno music grew louder. Upon entering his office I saw him sitting serenely at his desk, blaring Darude's Sandstorm from his tiny, crappy computer speakers. Once he notices me he confides his frustration at the speakers lack of bass and how they no longer let him bring his JVC Kaboom box into the office. When I ask if he is ready for the closing he tells me that "those who dare oppose me will stand knee deep in the blood of their children" then attempts to give me crazy eyes, but ends up looking like a guy with really bad CP who just smelled a gross fart. I laugh so hard I get light headed. I end up not going into the court room since I keep remembering the face and bursting into laughter at inappropriate times, completely unable to restrain myself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15637247)



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Date: July 28th, 2010 9:55 PM
Author: bearded cuckoldry weed whacker

jvc kaboom box

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15639069)



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Date: July 29th, 2010 11:41 PM
Author: Bronze pea-brained roast beef

credited post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15649448)



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Date: July 29th, 2010 3:19 PM
Author: Turquoise soul-stirring macaca

What is CP?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15644910)



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Date: July 29th, 2010 3:42 PM
Author: Vengeful translucent church

cerebral palsy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15645068)



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Date: July 29th, 2010 11:38 PM
Author: bearded cuckoldry weed whacker

http://nursingpub.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/cerebral-palsy.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15649416)



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Date: July 29th, 2010 11:45 PM
Author: Red big national security agency locus

i am just in awe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15649477)



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Date: July 31st, 2010 5:09 AM
Author: white hall

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15661042)



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Date: July 31st, 2010 5:20 AM
Author: brindle boyish stage

"Can you tell I use an electric razor?"

I feel like this one might work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15661070)



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Date: August 1st, 2010 7:39 PM
Author: tan exciting point

*Lightly caresses your face*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15673703)



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Date: August 1st, 2010 7:45 PM
Author: Insane Wild Stag Film

never stop.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15673753)



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Date: August 1st, 2010 7:47 PM
Author: Sepia bossy national bbw

MOAR ANECDOTES

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15673774)



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Date: August 3rd, 2010 11:30 PM
Author: Primrose angry philosopher-king

His vacation begins tomorrow and I am done at the end of the week, so today was the last day we spent together.

After realizing this, he somewhat curbed his usual subtle flame lead-in and began crafting hamhanded situations in which I would use his new phone to call someone or answer a call made to it. It wasn't until the third time I made a call that I noticed it. He has one of those 3G smartphones with the scrolling list of contacts accompanied by a picture. Spinning rapidly all the way through until the F names something caught my eye, a silly contact picture.

No one I recognized, a closeup of guy in his 30's, totally normal except for one thing, his eyes were looking in impossibly different directions, one to the upper left, the other to the lower right. It's a humorous image, but I don't even laugh out loud, until the next F name, closeup of an older woman, probably late 60's, same eyes, and the next, and the next, and the next.

I literally lose my breath, my heart pounds in my ears. The top of the screen says 214 contacts, I'm scrolling fast now, stopping at random points, spin, googly eyes, spin googly eyes, our boss, googly eyes, "Mom", googly eyes, his accountant, website photo with googly eyes.

Each of the 214 photos, painstakingly photoshopped. I'm doing that breathless kind of laugh that sounds like mourning/being choked. He tries not to react to my reaction, but for an instant I'm sure he cracks a smile, then deadpans, "why are you laughing?"

At the end of the day I tell him how great it was to work with him and ask if we could keep in touch. He bellows an unnaturally abbreviated laugh, calls me a faggot, and walks away.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15695428)



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Date: August 3rd, 2010 11:32 PM
Author: Provocative sapphire ceo

Pretty much crying, tysm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15695459)



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Date: August 3rd, 2010 11:34 PM
Author: Curious startling striped hyena

truly the thread of the summer. thank you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15695472)



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Date: August 4th, 2010 12:57 PM
Author: bateful shrine

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15699805)



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Date: August 4th, 2010 2:35 PM
Author: know-it-all diverse whorehouse circlehead

"He bellows an unnaturally abbreviated laugh, calls me a faggot, and walks away."

This gives away the flame, but thank you nevertheless for this thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15700454)



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Date: August 4th, 2010 2:35 PM
Author: buck-toothed clear location

A perfect ending to a perfect summer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15700459)



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Date: August 21st, 2010 6:52 PM
Author: irradiated mad-dog skullcap

This is the greatest man of our generation. This is what a lawyer is supposed to be.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15847810)



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Date: January 7th, 2011 9:15 PM
Author: Very tactful beady-eyed home generalized bond

hysterical

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16996465)



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Date: August 4th, 2010 2:28 PM
Author: light tanning salon

I just discovered this thread. Absolutely epic. I want to poast in it so I can be a part of xo history.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15700399)



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Date: August 4th, 2010 5:12 PM
Author: Charismatic Becky

I'd almost forgotten what good shtick/flame looked like. Thank you for renewing my faith in XO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15701791)



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Date: August 4th, 2010 5:15 PM
Author: bearded cuckoldry weed whacker

200+ posts and the most negative comment is that it's probably not true. That's never happened on XO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15701814)



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Date: August 4th, 2010 5:30 PM
Author: white hall

Even if it were fictional, the writing and the skill and shit makes it even more impressiev.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15701966)



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Date: August 4th, 2010 5:17 PM
Author: white hall

I looked forward to updates to this thread more than episodes of Burn Notice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15701832)



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Date: August 4th, 2010 6:11 PM
Author: Magical Magenta Fortuitous Meteor Jew

Awesome thread. I'm picturing this guy as a supporting character in a film about a plucky young law student's misadventures in NYC during the summer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15702426)



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Date: August 4th, 2010 8:57 PM
Author: Primrose angry philosopher-king

Hard to get a coherent narrative out of this. I think at best he could make a recurring, sporadic, tangential comic relief character in a serial, ala Dwight Schrute as earlier noted.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15704045)



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Date: August 4th, 2010 9:18 PM
Author: Dashing Cruise Ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15704244)



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Date: August 4th, 2010 9:37 PM
Author: tan exciting point

This thread represents the exact opposite of everything bel is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15704450)



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Date: August 4th, 2010 9:39 PM
Author: tan exciting point

Can this get stickied for awhile???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15704471)



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Date: August 4th, 2010 9:54 PM
Author: frum pocket flask water buffalo

i can't believe this is the first time im reading this thread... thank you so much *cries*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15704618)



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Date: August 4th, 2010 10:19 PM
Author: Sepia bossy national bbw

Bravo sir. Bravo. I look forward to your next 180 thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15704885)



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Date: August 4th, 2010 11:26 PM
Author: carmine temple coldplay fan

180

flame. i liked the subtle nods to old xoxo shticks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15705726)



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Date: August 8th, 2010 10:36 PM
Author: Maize Chad Step-uncle's House

which schticks?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15740992)



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Date: August 5th, 2010 9:46 PM
Author: navy newt

ask him how he feels about crustaceans!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15714695)



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Date: August 6th, 2010 2:14 PM
Author: tripping hunting ground

The more I think about it, the more this guy sounds EXACTLY like this guy I dated back in highschool, except I think he went into non-profit work in Indonesia instead of law. He used to randomly punch things to harden his knuckles, loved muy thai, etc. We got that "Oh shit I'm trapped in a room with a crazy person" look from my roommates all the time. We used to hang out in Harvard Yard and pretend to beat each other up. I'd try to kick him in the balls and he'd try to deflect.

Good times.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15720541)



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Date: August 23rd, 2011 2:18 AM
Author: 180 indian lodge

omfg what is wrong with chicks? just shut the fuck up no one cares for crying out loud

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18814656)



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Date: August 8th, 2010 8:12 PM
Author: dun cheese-eating public bath messiness

what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15739535)



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Date: August 17th, 2010 12:59 PM
Author: Charismatic Becky

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15810003)



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Date: August 8th, 2010 10:48 PM
Author: olive mad cow disease

this is truly great, I can't believe I only just found it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15741161)



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Date: August 12th, 2010 1:22 AM
Author: stimulating rigor bawdyhouse

amazing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15768291)



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Date: August 12th, 2010 1:50 AM
Author: cyan site

180

Best of Show

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15768485)



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Date: August 12th, 2010 2:18 AM
Author: submissive telephone

best thread in a long time. how did i not see it all summer?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15768661)



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Date: August 18th, 2010 5:33 PM
Author: wonderful effete doctorate dog poop

It is the rare post like this that keeps me at xo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15821300)



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Date: August 20th, 2010 12:56 PM
Author: chest-beating topaz kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15837910)



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Date: August 20th, 2010 1:04 PM
Author: aphrodisiac garrison

tytyty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15837950)



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Date: August 28th, 2010 12:37 PM
Author: Primrose angry philosopher-king

welcome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15903615)



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Date: August 21st, 2010 6:36 PM
Author: Primrose angry philosopher-king

my life is so empty without him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15847734)



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Date: August 21st, 2010 6:56 PM
Author: irradiated mad-dog skullcap

He's represents why we all wanted to be lawyers. We became cowards, he's trolling IRL. He's better than us.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15847823)



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Date: September 7th, 2010 7:44 PM
Author: Primrose angry philosopher-king

In what is, by at least an order of magnitude, the best news I have received this year, I have been invited to a cookout at the apartment of the greatest human being I have ever had the privilege to know.

Upon opening my mailbox, I immediately recognized the invitation as his handiwork. The format was a 9x11 inch white envelope haphazardly addressed with a red sharpie. No return address. Two upside down rectangular horse stamps.

With a childlike anticipation I haven't experienced since Christmas morning in the early 90s, I cautiously opened the top end with a steak knife. Empty... While I could objectively appreciate the awesomeness of this joke, I couldn't help but be disappointed, and frankly, personally hurt.

But alas, a closer inspection of the inside of the envelope revealed further scribblings drafted with a barely perceptible and badly faded highlighter. I cut the rest of the edges open to unfold it into a large sheet of paper and moved to better light. (As a side note, all of the edges were intact so I have no fucking idea how he wrote in there.)

It read:

Please forgive the unconventional stationary, this party is only for the clever.

WHERE: Sept 26, 4:00-???

WHERE: [radek address]

WHERE: BBQ

WHAT: Please RSVP immediately, if not out of courtesy, then as proof of your problem solving abilities. No pets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15989628)



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Date: September 7th, 2010 7:47 PM
Author: Dashing Cruise Ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15989662)



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Date: September 7th, 2010 7:52 PM
Author: Charismatic Becky

finally, a reason NOT to kill myself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15989705)



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Date: September 7th, 2010 8:00 PM
Author: Primrose angry philosopher-king

Expected more excitement about this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15989771)



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Date: September 7th, 2010 8:02 PM
Author: Dashing Cruise Ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15989784)



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Date: September 14th, 2010 1:59 PM
Author: buck-toothed clear location

Everyone probably assumed it was just a bump. This deserves its own post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16043674)



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Date: September 14th, 2010 3:27 PM
Author: Insane Wild Stag Film

cr. the start of a new season of great episodes. the start of a new era.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16044246)



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Date: September 7th, 2010 8:26 PM
Author: wonderful effete doctorate dog poop

While I firmly believe this thread is a flame. OP you are a genius.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#15989967)



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Date: September 12th, 2010 8:05 PM
Author: Mint Athletic Conference Theatre

holy shit lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16029188)



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Date: September 14th, 2010 2:05 PM
Author: Disrespectful French Chef Coffee Pot

awesome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16043702)



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Date: September 14th, 2010 9:50 PM
Author: Primrose angry philosopher-king

2 more weeks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16047090)



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Date: September 21st, 2010 6:28 PM
Author: Primrose angry philosopher-king

This SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY. I'm fucking giddy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16105730)



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Date: September 21st, 2010 6:34 PM
Author: appetizing nursing home

I'm looking forward to reading about this cookout more than anything I have on the horizon for this weekend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16105795)



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Date: September 21st, 2010 11:27 PM
Author: cordovan foreskin pozpig

You little SHIT! You invited all these XOXO faggots to my BBQ? I am going to have to spend all my time muy thai-ing these shits and not macking on all the pussy I plan to pound that night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16108971)



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Date: September 23rd, 2010 2:31 PM
Author: buck-toothed clear location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16123613)



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Date: September 25th, 2010 3:34 PM
Author: Primrose angry philosopher-king

Tomorrow...

Tomorrow...

Tomorrow...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16139230)



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Date: September 14th, 2010 1:57 PM
Author: Zombie-like Volcanic Crater Mediation

tyvmft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16043662)



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Date: September 14th, 2010 2:15 PM
Author: aromatic boiling water

You should write a short story about this dude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16043762)



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Date: September 14th, 2010 2:33 PM
Author: Cracking jade windowlicker

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16043922)



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Date: September 23rd, 2010 2:56 PM
Author: Metal Center Stain

literally makes my day every time i read this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16123823)



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Date: September 23rd, 2010 4:39 PM
Author: Pungent orange juggernaut degenerate

GOAT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16124323)



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Date: September 26th, 2010 6:17 PM
Author: Primrose angry philosopher-king

oh my fucking god. this guy lives in a mansion. he has a replica of the elephant mans skeleton in a glass display case. ill do a full write up tonight.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16148618)



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Date: September 27th, 2010 12:02 AM
Author: glittery aggressive parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16152366)



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Date: October 13th, 2010 1:13 PM
Author: Supple lay headpube

"oh my fucking god. this guy lives in a mansion. he has a replica of the elephant mans skeleton in a glass display case. ill do a full write up tonight."

Are we all in agreement that this post proves that this was a flame?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16283633)



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Date: October 13th, 2010 1:15 PM
Author: vibrant hyperventilating stage shitlib

he has said that these stories are exaggerations of true events.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16283648)



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Date: September 27th, 2010 3:01 PM
Author: Primrose angry philosopher-king

[redacted]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16155760)



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Date: September 27th, 2010 3:23 PM
Author: chest-beating topaz kitchen

vat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16155960)



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Date: September 30th, 2010 1:46 AM
Author:  violent alpha sound barrier

What the fuck is going on here? I've been holding my breath for days.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16178386)



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Date: October 13th, 2010 1:35 PM
Author: buck-toothed clear location

weeks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16283774)



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Date: October 13th, 2010 12:06 AM
Author: Beta Codepig Cumskin

I don't care if this is the most elaborate lead-in to Fresh Prince lyrics in history, I desperately need an update.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16280490)



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Date: October 13th, 2010 12:58 PM
Author: Cerise demanding menage preventive strike

I am rather concerned as well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16283559)



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Date: October 20th, 2010 2:27 PM
Author: insecure institution

i cannot wait!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16339796)



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Date: October 13th, 2010 1:31 PM
Author:  apoplectic sex offender

TYVM for this thread. "Aren't iPods crazy" has become an IRL meme.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16283746)



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Date: October 20th, 2010 2:14 PM
Author: obsidian nudist genital piercing corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16339708)



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Date: October 21st, 2010 10:29 PM
Author: Pungent orange juggernaut degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16352395)



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Date: October 31st, 2010 5:22 AM
Author: bisexual crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16428602)



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Date: October 31st, 2010 12:30 PM
Author: Lime alcoholic mood heaven

bumping the greatest thread of all time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16429454)



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Date: October 31st, 2010 1:25 PM
Author: Dashing Cruise Ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16429686)



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Date: December 3rd, 2010 10:53 PM
Author: Cerise demanding menage preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16715278)



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Date: December 4th, 2010 5:49 PM
Author: Primrose angry philosopher-king

I got released from the hospital a few days ago, I will not discuss details about this for anonymity reasons.

The guy no longer works for the DA's office, he quit without giving notice, any notice, to anyone, as in he just stopped coming to work. His cell is no longer in service. The out of office reply to his personal email is as follows:

*****

Hey, guys, I'm going to Tibet or Korea or something for awhile for this, like, start-up project and I guess they're pretty off the grid over there. If it's an emergency call [redacted hotel number that always goes to an answering machine and is never returned, the message is in French followed by what I think is Mandarin] and ask for me. Had to get in on the ground floor of this ASAP so sorry for the short notice.

To [brother]: If you don't want to take care of the birds just let them free in a forest or shopping mall.

To [presumable GF]: I'm dumping you obviously.

To [slackfist]: If you ever wake up I'm sorry I gave you that shit [massive OD of datura] and I'm sorry didn't stop you when you tried to do that thing [dive through the gap of a giant, slowly spinning industrial fan in an isolated corner of an illegal warehouse rave: successfully, then again later, unsuccessfully].

Please don't look for me,

[Aspie Alpha ADA], Esq.

*****

I remember almost nothing from the night of the party. I remember his house being huge, I remember doing the nightshade tea, I vaguely remember an Asian guy beating the hell out of an Asian woman. I know he crashed his car and hurt someone. I know what ego death is now. I am fine physically except for some serious scars and for the first day or two after I came out of the coma I couldn't remember the right words for most nouns and some verbs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16720968)



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Date: December 4th, 2010 5:54 PM
Author: Anal Hominid Stead

wat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16721031)



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Date: December 4th, 2010 5:59 PM
Author: Primrose angry philosopher-king

Things did not go well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16721078)



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Date: December 4th, 2010 6:00 PM
Author: Anal Hominid Stead

I dont even

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16721089)



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Date: December 4th, 2010 6:02 PM
Author: Primrose angry philosopher-king

I'm considering writing a tell all and having rach take this thread down.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16721109)



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Date: December 4th, 2010 6:02 PM
Author: Anal Hominid Stead

please don't take the thread down, it's easily a top 10 thread all time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16721119)



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Date: December 4th, 2010 6:22 PM
Author: Primrose angry philosopher-king

i'd have to do it under a pen name anyway to protect my career (or what's left of it)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16721306)



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Date: December 4th, 2010 6:23 PM
Author: Slimy mental disorder office

what have you missed the last few months? were you employed?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16721315)



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Date: December 4th, 2010 6:25 PM
Author: Primrose angry philosopher-king

This happened at the end of my summer gig. I missed the whole first semester of 3L, so I'll graduate in the middle of next year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16721334)



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Date: December 4th, 2010 6:02 PM
Author: Lime alcoholic mood heaven

DONT KILL THIS THREAD! BEST THREAD ON HERE!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16721121)



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Date: December 4th, 2010 6:02 PM
Author: Lime alcoholic mood heaven

lolololololololololololllololololololololoolololololololol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16721114)



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Date: December 4th, 2010 6:07 PM
Author: Primrose angry philosopher-king

EDIT

wgwag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16721186)



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Date: December 4th, 2010 6:05 PM
Author: Slimy mental disorder office

Dude I thought you were in law school? Also, 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16721158)



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Date: December 4th, 2010 6:09 PM
Author: Primrose angry philosopher-king

EDIT

I shouldn't be saying this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16721203)



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Date: December 4th, 2010 6:12 PM
Author: Slimy mental disorder office

i missed it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16721233)



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Date: January 4th, 2011 6:08 PM
Author:  theater

you took the flame way too far here, but still a solid thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16970004)



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Date: December 4th, 2010 6:12 PM
Author: Primrose angry philosopher-king

[radek]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16721236)



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Date: December 4th, 2010 6:16 PM
Author: Primrose angry philosopher-king

He brought me a lifesized wooden carving of a hand giving a thumbs up while I was unconscious in the hospital. At least I assume that was who it was from.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16721260)



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Date: December 4th, 2010 6:18 PM
Author: Slimy mental disorder office

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16721278)



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Date: December 4th, 2010 6:28 PM
Author: Indecent senate ape

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16721365)



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Date: December 4th, 2010 6:29 PM
Author: Primrose angry philosopher-king

I regret nothing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16721375)



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Date: December 15th, 2010 12:34 PM
Author: Henna Twisted Abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16818253)



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Date: December 15th, 2010 12:58 PM
Author: Dashing Cruise Ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16818415)



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Date: December 15th, 2010 10:15 PM
Author: Chestnut elastic band

*starts a slow clap*

*all of xoxo slowly joins in*

*clapping rises to a raucous crescendo*

*cheers rise from the crowd*

*all go silent, breathing heavily*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16823031)



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Date: December 15th, 2010 10:29 PM
Author: wonderful effete doctorate dog poop

*joins in slow clap

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16823257)



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Date: December 29th, 2010 4:38 PM
Author: Talented ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16924708)



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Date: December 28th, 2010 12:33 PM
Author: Citrine Quadroon Internal Respiration

thread of the year for 2010

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16914991)



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Date: December 29th, 2010 4:42 PM
Author: Dashing Cruise Ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16924728)



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Date: January 4th, 2011 4:59 PM
Author:  Medicated Regret

Yo Pedro, I'm really happy for you, I'ma Let you finish, but slackfist has the best thread of all time! Of all time!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16969423)



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Date: January 4th, 2011 5:56 PM
Author:  clown

word, one of these guys needs to get the fuck out of law and become a writer (op if flame, ADA if not). i NEVER laugh out loud when i'm by myself, and this had me choking on my drink

this is the first 180 i've given

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16969904)



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Date: January 4th, 2011 4:53 PM
Author: Henna Twisted Abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16969372)



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Date: January 4th, 2011 5:37 PM
Author: vermilion haunted graveyard

damn, first time I've seen this thread

even though I'm here way too much, I'm not here enough, it seems

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16969768)



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Date: January 7th, 2011 8:04 PM
Author: Cerise demanding menage preventive strike

I'd been waiting for this update for months, so TY.

However, the only part I don't understand is how you were okay enough to check out of the hospital AMA the next day and take a cab back to his place to see if your car was still there, but now you're saying you were so messed up that you were in the hospital for months.

Did something else happen the second time you went to his house?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#16995968)



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Date: January 10th, 2011 6:13 PM
Author: Primrose angry philosopher-king

Nah, this whole thread was flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#17021223)



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Date: January 10th, 2011 6:18 PM
Author:  Medicated Regret

but of course you'd have to say that now........

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#17021264)



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Date: January 11th, 2011 9:07 PM
Author: Cerise demanding menage preventive strike

No.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#17031650)



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Date: March 2nd, 2011 2:02 PM
Author: obsidian nudist genital piercing corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#17412777)



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Date: February 14th, 2011 8:16 PM
Author:  chartreuse lettuce

still 180

especially list of google search terms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#17285999)



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Date: February 15th, 2011 7:00 AM
Author: Lime alcoholic mood heaven

obviously i agree

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#17288939)



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Date: March 5th, 2011 6:18 PM
Author:  associate

best flame eva

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#17438476)



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Date: March 5th, 2011 6:19 PM
Author: bistre insanely creepy

thank you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#17438487)



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Date: March 30th, 2011 8:12 PM
Author: Primrose angry philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#17649033)



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Date: March 30th, 2011 8:41 PM
Author: Big-titted main people

This is the first time I am reading this thread. Tears are rolling down my face. I can't stop laughing. Holy fucking shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#17649289)



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Date: March 30th, 2011 8:53 PM
Author: wonderful effete doctorate dog poop

This is the greatest thread on Xo, although it saddens me that this man does not exist.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#17649390)



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Date: March 30th, 2011 8:56 PM
Author: Primrose angry philosopher-king

he does tho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#17649413)



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Date: March 30th, 2011 9:39 PM
Author: Claret Feces Business Firm

in are hearts and minds and in the soul of xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#17649707)



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Date: May 5th, 2011 5:27 PM
Author: plum son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#17933360)



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Date: May 9th, 2011 11:42 PM
Author: brindle boyish stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#17967277)



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Date: June 5th, 2011 2:47 AM
Author: narrow-minded



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18168515)



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Date: June 5th, 2011 3:45 AM
Author:  hideous



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18168858)



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Date: June 5th, 2011 5:24 AM
Author:  immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18169162)



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Date: June 8th, 2011 3:49 AM
Author: Sienna Gaped Black Woman

Thx for the bump, I must've missed this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18195732)



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Date: June 13th, 2011 4:12 PM
Author: Primrose angry philosopher-king

IF I were to take a full time job in the same department as this guy, would a second volume of anecdotes as a colleague instead of a summer be a good idea assuming it is well executed?

I don't want to ruin this thread but I feel like there's more of this story to be told.

Honest opinions?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18242408)



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Date: June 13th, 2011 4:25 PM
Author:  hideous

You would have to kick it off with a 24:Season Six style release from a Chinese prison camp or something, to explain his sudden disappearance at the end of the first season. It could work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18242476)



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Date: June 13th, 2011 4:30 PM
Author: white hall

I know. What a flamer lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18242505)



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Date: June 13th, 2011 4:42 PM
Author: Primrose angry philosopher-king

It's not flame, one of his brothers owns a dealership and construction company in Vegas, where he's been doing legal work for since last year. He never left the country at all. He offered me a job doing his bitchwork until I can take the NV bar and I'm seriously considering it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18242572)



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Date: June 13th, 2011 4:56 PM
Author: Brass community account

yes. please do this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18242655)



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Date: June 13th, 2011 4:58 PM
Author: Onyx Cowardly State Depressive

"he never left the country at all"

omfg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18242668)



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Date: June 13th, 2011 4:32 PM
Author: Brass community account

i'd start a separate thread, but yes. even if some of it will be derivative, it has the potential to be the most credited thing on xo for some time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18242511)



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Date: June 13th, 2011 4:38 PM
Author:  hideous

Be interesting to see if OP is a one-hit wonder or a true genius who can carry a whole series of this. If the latter, an interwebz->book deal could be in his future.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18242549)



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Date: June 13th, 2011 4:55 PM
Author: white hall

A novel length treatment would be great movie bait.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18242650)



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Date: June 13th, 2011 4:33 PM
Author:  wrinkle

go for it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18242521)



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Date: June 13th, 2011 7:14 PM
Author: Frozen lake school cafeteria

New thread, but link to this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18243690)



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Date: July 17th, 2011 1:47 AM
Author:  spruce faggot firefighter

this may be the greatest thread of all time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18527819)



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Date: August 5th, 2011 12:52 AM
Author: adulterous fat ankles

went from the pedo thread to ed to google and randomly came upon this jewel. hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18684721)



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Date: August 9th, 2011 4:58 AM
Author:  kink-friendly twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18716038)



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Date: August 22nd, 2011 4:59 PM
Author: Talented ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18810511)



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Date: August 22nd, 2011 5:35 PM
Author:  violet gay wizard

I can't believe I just discovered this. This is the greatest thing I've ever read. Please, in all honesty, do yourself a favor and make this into a screenplay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18810647)



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Date: August 24th, 2011 1:21 AM
Author: 180 indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18822029)



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Date: September 6th, 2011 11:01 PM
Author: Talking masturbator

Pretty easily the greatest thing I've ever seen on this site

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#18922169)



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Date: September 20th, 2011 10:29 PM
Author: Citrine Quadroon Internal Respiration

so good.

so good.

so good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#19009389)



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Date: October 1st, 2011 7:04 PM
Author: Carnelian Station Fanboi

tears. actual tears.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#19081236)



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Date: October 13th, 2011 2:55 AM
Author:  Faggotry

BY FAR the most over rated thread in xoxo history

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#19161049)



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Date: October 13th, 2011 10:56 AM
Author: rusted yarmulke therapy

120

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#19161746)



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Date: December 26th, 2011 3:17 PM
Author:  jewess

No

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#19641996)



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Date: January 2nd, 2012 1:38 AM
Author: rambunctious pervert

120

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1348346&forum_id=2#19688070)