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Archive of XO-original Seinfeld scripts ITT

Pls paste links to ones not yet here: One social taboo Se...
jet-lagged shrine
  07/17/22
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Gaped free-loading mexican
  07/17/22
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shivering pozpig parlour
  07/17/22
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aquamarine knife
  07/18/22
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jet-lagged shrine
  09/29/22
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jet-lagged shrine
  01/07/23
Seinfeld episode where they discuss vaxxed ppl at risk due t...
Hairraiser bat shit crazy hissy fit meetinghouse
  01/07/23
Seinfeld skit where they discuss rebunking the lab leak theo...
Hairraiser bat shit crazy hissy fit meetinghouse
  01/07/23
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aquamarine knife
  01/09/23
crossing state lines http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread...
provocative dark den depressive
  01/09/23
George's parents dealing with COVID restrictions: http://...
provocative dark den depressive
  01/09/23
Smelly pussy http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=...
crawly primrose state messiness
  03/18/23
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jet-lagged shrine
  05/05/23
Financing a burrito: http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread...
provocative dark den depressive
  05/05/23
Seinfeld episode where Kramer claims he can hear colors afte...
Hyperventilating patrolman abode
  05/05/23
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341734&fo...
concupiscible maize senate sound barrier
  06/01/23
Antisemite Duke Students Walk Out Of Seinfeld’s Commen...
Cerebral transparent university digit ratio
  08/22/24
Seinfeld episode where George has a chance to date Sigourney...
Cerebral transparent university digit ratio
  08/22/24
Dating a dumb German girl https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?...
Cerebral transparent university digit ratio
  08/22/24
Gabby Petito disappearance: https://xoxohth.com/thread.ph...
Doobsian flesh ladyboy indian lodge
  08/22/24
Seinfeld episode where Kramer lists Jerry's car on turo h...
Cerebral transparent university digit ratio
  08/23/24
Seinfeld episode where they discuss people getting disinvite...
Cerebral transparent university digit ratio
  08/23/24
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Cerebral transparent university digit ratio
  08/23/24
Seinfeld episode where Puddy disgusts Elaine by supporting T...
Cerebral transparent university digit ratio
  08/23/24
Seinfeld episode where Kramer defends SVB rescue as not a ba...
Cerebral transparent university digit ratio
  08/23/24
Apple picking plot ideas https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?t...
Cerebral transparent university digit ratio
  09/28/24
Seinfeld episode where Kramer is caught posting on Nude Afri...
cerise wrinkle
  09/28/24
this seemed good but was underperformance imo for evan 39. i...
medicated forum
  09/28/24
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jet-lagged shrine
  02/17/25
Kramer gets a job at DOGE and eliminates Newman's job htt...
Cerebral transparent university digit ratio
  03/02/25
Yankees Charlie Kirk memorial https://xoxohth.com/thread.ph...
Cerebral transparent university digit ratio
  09/18/25
Bad news guys, we can’t do these anymore - ya see, &ld...
'"'"''"
  06/11/26
actually the xo Seinfeld scripts I've seen are 10000x funnie...
fuck her right in the pussy
  06/11/26


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Date: July 17th, 2022 11:27 PM
Author: jet-lagged shrine

Pls paste links to ones not yet here:

One social taboo Seinfeld never grappled with…

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1859449&mc=66&forum_id=2

George dates Sigourney Weaver:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4934319&mc=24&forum_id=2

Kramer gets stolen cane from longshoreman Joe Sestak:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4289339&mc=46&forum_id=2

America has become corrupt:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937270&mc=52&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2#44868423)



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Date: July 17th, 2022 11:31 PM
Author: Gaped free-loading mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2#44868436)



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Date: July 17th, 2022 11:39 PM
Author: shivering pozpig parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2#44868471)



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Date: July 18th, 2022 9:47 AM
Author: aquamarine knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2#44869758)



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Date: September 29th, 2022 4:59 AM
Author: jet-lagged shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2#45249162)



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Date: January 7th, 2023 3:12 PM
Author: jet-lagged shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2#45756151)



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Date: January 7th, 2023 3:18 PM
Author: Hairraiser bat shit crazy hissy fit meetinghouse

Seinfeld episode where they discuss vaxxed ppl at risk due to unvaxxed

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4917605&mc=56&forum_id=2#43289940

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2#45756181)



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Date: January 7th, 2023 3:23 PM
Author: Hairraiser bat shit crazy hissy fit meetinghouse

Seinfeld skit where they discuss rebunking the lab leak theory

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4841553&mc=52&forum_id=2#42512210

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2#45756204)



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Date: January 9th, 2023 11:37 AM
Author: aquamarine knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2#45763622)



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Date: January 9th, 2023 11:41 AM
Author: provocative dark den depressive

crossing state lines

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4965019&mc=51&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2#45763649)



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Date: January 9th, 2023 11:51 AM
Author: provocative dark den depressive

George's parents dealing with COVID restrictions:

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4752891&forum_id=2#41849573

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2#45763708)



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Date: March 18th, 2023 3:03 AM
Author: crawly primrose state messiness

Smelly pussy

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4910333&mc=11&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2#46067659)



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Date: May 5th, 2023 2:15 AM
Author: jet-lagged shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2#46272406)



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Date: May 5th, 2023 7:46 AM
Author: provocative dark den depressive

Financing a burrito:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5320001&mc=33&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2#46272571)



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Date: May 5th, 2023 7:58 AM
Author: Hyperventilating patrolman abode

Seinfeld episode where Kramer claims he can hear colors after the COVID vax: http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4925973&forum_id=2#43156148



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2#46272589)



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Date: June 1st, 2023 10:34 AM
Author: concupiscible maize senate sound barrier

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341734&forum_id=2#46325486

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2#46378768)



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Date: August 22nd, 2024 11:47 PM
Author: Cerebral transparent university digit ratio

Antisemite Duke Students Walk Out Of Seinfeld’s Commencement Speech

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527812&mc=75&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2#47997060)



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Date: August 22nd, 2024 11:48 PM
Author: Cerebral transparent university digit ratio

Seinfeld episode where George has a chance to date Sigourney Weaver, but...

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4934319&mc=38&forum_id=2#43211214

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2#47997067)



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Date: August 22nd, 2024 11:49 PM
Author: Cerebral transparent university digit ratio

Dating a dumb German girl

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5579033&mc=34&forum_id=2#47984000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2#47997070)



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Date: August 22nd, 2024 11:52 PM
Author: Doobsian flesh ladyboy indian lodge

Gabby Petito disappearance:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4926480&mc=44&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2#47997080)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 12:09 AM
Author: Cerebral transparent university digit ratio

Seinfeld episode where Kramer lists Jerry's car on turo

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5168286&mc=19&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2#47997105)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 12:10 AM
Author: Cerebral transparent university digit ratio

Seinfeld episode where they discuss people getting disinvited to Obama’s party

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4895547&mc=51&forum_id=2#42918676

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2#47997108)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 12:14 AM
Author: Cerebral transparent university digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2#47997115)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 12:18 AM
Author: Cerebral transparent university digit ratio

Seinfeld episode where Puddy disgusts Elaine by supporting TX vs Biden

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5481708&mc=47&forum_id=2#47334089

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2#47997120)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 1:07 AM
Author: Cerebral transparent university digit ratio

Seinfeld episode where Kramer defends SVB rescue as not a bailout

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5305630&mc=37&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2#47997262)



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Date: September 28th, 2024 12:29 AM
Author: Cerebral transparent university digit ratio

Apple picking plot ideas

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5600347&mc=17&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2#48139494)



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Date: September 28th, 2024 2:35 AM
Author: cerise wrinkle

Seinfeld episode where Kramer is caught posting on Nude Africa

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5598336&mc=34&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2#48139604)



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Date: September 28th, 2024 2:44 AM
Author: medicated forum

this seemed good but was underperformance imo for evan 39. its mechanical exercise for evan its social commentary (interracial observations) with a modern twist (nude africa website) theres a internal reference (callback joke to mulatto lady) and usurp expectations (kramer being shameless) for parable ending (to brainwash the sitcom audience opinion on acceptability of interracial)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2#48139607)



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Date: February 17th, 2025 8:04 PM
Author: jet-lagged shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2#48669891)



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Date: March 2nd, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: Cerebral transparent university digit ratio

Kramer gets a job at DOGE and eliminates Newman's job

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5676099

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2#48707645)



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Date: September 18th, 2025 11:53 AM
Author: Cerebral transparent university digit ratio

Yankees Charlie Kirk memorial

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5772059&mc=32&forum_id=2#49252715

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2#49281272)



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Date: June 11th, 2026 8:33 PM
Author: '"'"''"

Bad news guys, we can’t do these anymore - ya see, “fuck her right in the pussy” tp (HILARIOUS 2014 reference moniker btw! definitely a guy with an AMAZEBALLS sense of humor! 😂) says Seinfeld is overrated! *jackoff motion*

https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873073&mc=95&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2#49932234)



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Date: June 11th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: fuck her right in the pussy

actually the xo Seinfeld scripts I've seen are 10000x funnier than the show

you know what else was pretty funny was that AI Seinfeld Twitch stream, "Nothing, Forever"

and this moniker is from way back when FHRITP was a thing, sorry you hate throwbacks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2#49932244)