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Just a chill improbable bordering on impossible $1600000k 401k balance

What? It’s perfectly believable.
Irradiated Nibblets
  07/06/24
What's your balance again, champ?
thriller messiness milk
  07/06/24
I have like 3 401000Ks from various employers, plus an IRA, ...
Irradiated Nibblets
  07/06/24
Can an HSA pay for a Hair Transplant? What's your Balance? A...
thriller messiness milk
  07/06/24
I don’t have to answer these questions.
Irradiated Nibblets
  07/06/24
IRL lmao’ing
Clear godawful locus quadroon
  07/06/24
...
thriller messiness milk
  07/06/24
partners can allegedly contribute 60k a year
impertinent underhanded field persian
  07/06/24
just let the half century old lawyers make up some shit to i...
violet university new version
  07/06/24
what a joke
Irradiated Nibblets
  07/06/24
OYT is maf at those of us who will retire with $8m plus in 4...
excitant selfie crackhouse
  07/06/24
His Lost years were during the nadir of the stock market. He...
thriller messiness milk
  07/06/24
It’s weird that he thinks it’s impossible to hav...
excitant selfie crackhouse
  07/06/24
Also I poasted before that my wife and I had around a mil ea...
excitant selfie crackhouse
  07/06/24
That’s intellectually dishonest tbh. I don’t bla...
thriller messiness milk
  07/06/24
the total amount in retirement accounts is like $1.7 million...
excitant selfie crackhouse
  07/06/24
How am I poor? Your a joke.
thriller messiness milk
  07/06/24
aren't you underemployed and make like $20 an hour or someth...
excitant selfie crackhouse
  07/06/24
you are correct, cowgod is extremely Poor and still lives of...
splenetic orange pit karate
  07/06/24
I make 0k. I’m not some wagecuck Loser.
thriller messiness milk
  07/06/24
just a chill 70% annual return rate in index funds.
Maize Cuckold Institution
  07/06/24
this place is full of financially retarded people. go her...
excitant selfie crackhouse
  07/06/24
and your plan to turn $1.7M into $2M+ in “a few months...
Maize Cuckold Institution
  07/06/24
i haven't stopped saving yet. between contributions and gain...
excitant selfie crackhouse
  07/06/24
you’re the one being financially retarded atm. SPY is ...
thriller messiness milk
  07/06/24
over the course of the next few months, how much in “s...
Maize Cuckold Institution
  07/07/24
710k isn't really "around" a million. It's closer...
flushed infuriating toaster
  07/06/24
i was conflating the 401k balance with the roth balance. tho...
excitant selfie crackhouse
  07/06/24
the Lost Years
Irradiated Nibblets
  07/09/24
i sucked a lot of dicks during that time
excitant selfie crackhouse
  07/10/24
180
violet university new version
  07/07/24
...
Irradiated Nibblets
  10/10/24
...
Oh, you travel?
  06/27/25
That was a year ago Champ. Lots of guys here have $2.5M+ in...
Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband
  06/27/25
I'm not listening to this fuckin crap.
Oh, you travel?
  06/27/25
Vanguard, in its How America Saves 2024 report (based on 202...
Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband
  06/27/25
simply having a 401k in the first place puts you well above ...
Oh, you travel?
  06/27/25


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Date: July 6th, 2024 6:48 PM
Author: Irradiated Nibblets

What? It’s perfectly believable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5551409&forum_id=2#47815802)



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Date: July 6th, 2024 6:48 PM
Author: thriller messiness milk

What's your balance again, champ?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5551409&forum_id=2#47815803)



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Date: July 6th, 2024 6:50 PM
Author: Irradiated Nibblets

I have like 3 401000Ks from various employers, plus an IRA, plus an HSA.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5551409&forum_id=2#47815809)



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Date: July 6th, 2024 6:52 PM
Author: thriller messiness milk

Can an HSA pay for a Hair Transplant? What's your Balance? And your Net Worth?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5551409&forum_id=2#47815818)



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Date: July 6th, 2024 6:54 PM
Author: Irradiated Nibblets

I don’t have to answer these questions.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5551409&forum_id=2#47815823)



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Date: July 6th, 2024 8:01 PM
Author: Clear godawful locus quadroon

IRL lmao’ing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5551409&forum_id=2#47815996)



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Date: July 6th, 2024 8:05 PM
Author: thriller messiness milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5551409&forum_id=2#47816007)



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Date: July 6th, 2024 6:49 PM
Author: impertinent underhanded field persian

partners can allegedly contribute 60k a year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5551409&forum_id=2#47815805)



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Date: July 6th, 2024 6:50 PM
Author: violet university new version

just let the half century old lawyers make up some shit to impress the profoundly mentally ill and credulous post-wall dog woman, okay?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5551409&forum_id=2#47815812)



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Date: July 6th, 2024 7:28 PM
Author: Irradiated Nibblets

what a joke

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5551409&forum_id=2#47815918)



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Date: July 6th, 2024 7:31 PM
Author: excitant selfie crackhouse

OYT is maf at those of us who will retire with $8m plus in 401k balances alone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5551409&forum_id=2#47815924)



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Date: July 6th, 2024 7:56 PM
Author: thriller messiness milk

His Lost years were during the nadir of the stock market. He had No Job and No 401k. He fucked himself out of 10x gains heretofore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5551409&forum_id=2#47815988)



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Date: July 6th, 2024 8:29 PM
Author: excitant selfie crackhouse

It’s weird that he thinks it’s impossible to have a large 401k balance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5551409&forum_id=2#47816063)



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Date: July 6th, 2024 8:30 PM
Author: excitant selfie crackhouse

Also I poasted before that my wife and I had around a mil each. Her balance is 850k and mines like 710k. We each have around 100k in Roth balances. I was lumping both together.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5551409&forum_id=2#47816066)



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Date: July 6th, 2024 9:36 PM
Author: thriller messiness milk

That’s intellectually dishonest tbh. I don’t blame him. And that’s some major rounding up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5551409&forum_id=2#47816289)



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Date: July 6th, 2024 9:46 PM
Author: excitant selfie crackhouse

the total amount in retirement accounts is like $1.7 million. it'll be over 2 million in a few months.

you otoh are poor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5551409&forum_id=2#47816323)



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Date: July 6th, 2024 9:47 PM
Author: thriller messiness milk

How am I poor? Your a joke.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5551409&forum_id=2#47816327)



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Date: July 6th, 2024 10:00 PM
Author: excitant selfie crackhouse

aren't you underemployed and make like $20 an hour or something? apologies if i have this wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5551409&forum_id=2#47816359)



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Date: July 6th, 2024 10:02 PM
Author: splenetic orange pit karate

you are correct, cowgod is extremely Poor and still lives off modest Gamestop gains from years ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5551409&forum_id=2#47816362)



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Date: July 6th, 2024 10:38 PM
Author: thriller messiness milk

I make 0k. I’m not some wagecuck Loser.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5551409&forum_id=2#47816495)



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Date: July 6th, 2024 10:04 PM
Author: Maize Cuckold Institution

just a chill 70% annual return rate in index funds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5551409&forum_id=2#47816367)



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Date: July 6th, 2024 10:26 PM
Author: excitant selfie crackhouse

this place is full of financially retarded people.

go here: https://www.calculator.net/investment-calculator.html?ctype=endamount&ctargetamountv=1%2C000%2C000&cstartingprinciplev=1%2C900%2C000&cyearsv=20&cinterestratev=8&ccompound=annually&ccontributeamountv=0&cadditionat1=end&ciadditionat1=monthly&printit=0&x=Calculate#calresult

$1.9 million with an 8% return, with no additional principal added, will be $8.8 million in 20 years. that return rate might be overly aggressive given that you should be extremely cautious when running these numbers, but i think it's realistic given that the s&p has returned like 10% or more over the last 30 years.

at a minimum, we will continue maxing out retirement accounts for the next 5 years. assuming we do that and then cut off all retirement savings, we'll have just over $10m in 20 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5551409&forum_id=2#47816458)



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Date: July 6th, 2024 10:33 PM
Author: Maize Cuckold Institution

and your plan to turn $1.7M into $2M+ in “a few months” is also premised on 8% returns?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5551409&forum_id=2#47816476)



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Date: July 6th, 2024 10:48 PM
Author: excitant selfie crackhouse

i haven't stopped saving yet. between contributions and gains last year, the accounts went up approx 200k.

so assuming returns are similar to last year, we will hit 2 mil if not by the end of the year, early next year. i also have an equity payout coming in feb. that should be more than $150k after taxes are withheld.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5551409&forum_id=2#47816515)



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Date: July 6th, 2024 11:21 PM
Author: thriller messiness milk

you’re the one being financially retarded atm. SPY is up a stupid amount in the last year+ bc it dumped before that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5551409&forum_id=2#47816589)



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Date: July 7th, 2024 12:28 AM
Author: Maize Cuckold Institution

over the course of the next few months, how much in “savings” are you planning to contribute specifically to the tax-advantaged retirement accounts you referenced above and that are the explicit topic of this thread?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5551409&forum_id=2#47816683)



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Date: July 6th, 2024 10:45 PM
Author: flushed infuriating toaster

710k isn't really "around" a million. It's closer to half a million. but it's still an impressive amount to have in your 401k, unless you're like 50.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5551409&forum_id=2#47816506)



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Date: July 6th, 2024 10:52 PM
Author: excitant selfie crackhouse

i was conflating the 401k balance with the roth balance. those two added together are $821k. Wife's total adding both accounts is $932k, so the total is $1.7 mil. then we have another ~$80k in taxable index funds and $150k in crypto.

45 years old, so this may seem unimpressive, but our total net worth 10 years ago was about 400k. i got a late start saving.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5551409&forum_id=2#47816532)



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Date: July 9th, 2024 11:34 AM
Author: Irradiated Nibblets

the Lost Years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5551409&forum_id=2#47823903)



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Date: July 10th, 2024 9:45 AM
Author: excitant selfie crackhouse

i sucked a lot of dicks during that time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5551409&forum_id=2#47827230)



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Date: July 7th, 2024 6:25 PM
Author: violet university new version

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5551409&forum_id=2#47818319)



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Date: October 10th, 2024 8:39 AM
Author: Irradiated Nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5551409&forum_id=2#48183368)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 6:07 PM
Author: Oh, you travel? ( )



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5551409&forum_id=2#49054835)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband

That was a year ago Champ. Lots of guys here have $2.5M+ in their 401(k) in 2025.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5551409&forum_id=2#49054836)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 6:09 PM
Author: Oh, you travel? ( )

I'm not listening to this fuckin crap.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5551409&forum_id=2#49054837)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband

Vanguard, in its How America Saves 2024 report (based on 2023 data), found that plan participants between the ages of 45 and 54 had an average 401(k) balance of $168,646, with a median balance of $60,763. Those in their late 50s to early 60s had somewhat higher balances, with an average of $244,750 and a median account size of $87,571.

What's surprising about xo posters being 3-4 SDs above average?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5551409&forum_id=2#49054845)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 6:18 PM
Author: Oh, you travel? ( )

simply having a 401k in the first place puts you well above the average person. age range of most xo poas is probably right in that 45 to 54 bracket.

the AVERAGE (not median) being $168,646, I suppose it is not at all surprising that xo poas have multi-million dollar balances. I mean how could they not haha. it's elementary Watson.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5551409&forum_id=2#49054866)