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Poetic dreamer's Blowjob technique

Since I can't obtain a girlfriend (alas...), this is what I ...
Bossy Thriller Sex Offender
  01/22/07
Does he wake up when you shoot your jizz on his face?
racy crystalline dog poop native
  01/22/07
I never go that far. I only orgasm through aural masturbati...
Bossy Thriller Sex Offender
  01/22/07
i thought only girls had feeling in their nipples? does it ...
transparent hairless private investor
  01/22/07
I've explained this many times on this board before. I had t...
Bossy Thriller Sex Offender
  01/22/07
but why train your nipples like that?
transparent hairless private investor
  01/22/07
A quote from my original post
Bossy Thriller Sex Offender
  01/22/07
you're funny
transparent hairless private investor
  01/22/07
You say "funny" I say "pathetic" or perc...
Bossy Thriller Sex Offender
  01/24/07
dude....amazing.
transparent hairless private investor
  01/22/07
wtf?
Jet Boistinker
  01/23/07
What happened with your school situation?
Ultramarine chapel
  01/24/07
It's good to see someone actually cares. It didn't turn out ...
Bossy Thriller Sex Offender
  01/25/07
Take easy classes by looking up the median grades
Sable Concupiscible Rigpig
  01/25/07
Are you ever going to finish Sir Vixthror's?
Razzmatazz kitchen
  01/24/07
Most likely not. Do you guys really want me to finish it tho...
Bossy Thriller Sex Offender
  01/25/07
Who were you then, and what are you now?
garnet mind-boggling parlor
  01/25/07
Then: I was softbatch, liberal, dreamy, and romantic (in the...
Bossy Thriller Sex Offender
  01/25/07
Maybe you should change your moniker to Rational Pragmatist.
garnet mind-boggling parlor
  01/25/07
Same here.
Fuchsia Sickened Trailer Park
  11/03/08
Even if it's not the true realization, it will still be a ma...
Razzmatazz kitchen
  01/25/07
OK, I'll try.
Bossy Thriller Sex Offender
  01/25/07
please seek professional help.
Charismatic Bipolar Sneaky Criminal
  01/25/07
hahaha, i gotta show everyone this
Electric stage generalized bond
  01/24/07
LOL, do you really go to cornell?
Sable Concupiscible Rigpig
  01/25/07
Yeah, why?
Bossy Thriller Sex Offender
  01/25/07
you said something about it in another thread. I go there to...
Sable Concupiscible Rigpig
  01/25/07
Are you a law student?
Bossy Thriller Sex Offender
  01/25/07
no, i'm a UG. I don't like law students. They took over my s...
Sable Concupiscible Rigpig
  01/25/07
cool. Are you on West or North?
Bossy Thriller Sex Offender
  01/25/07
west
Sable Concupiscible Rigpig
  01/25/07
...
swollen piazza potus
  04/17/07
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buff house
  10/27/07
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Tripping Mad Cow Disease Step-uncle's House
  03/02/08
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Fuchsia Sickened Trailer Park
  11/03/08


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Date: January 22nd, 2007 9:44 PM
Author: Bossy Thriller Sex Offender

Since I can't obtain a girlfriend (alas...), this is what I do:

When my roommate is sleeping and snoring, I take my cock out of my pants and thrust my pelvis right out to the edge of the bed. (His bed is right across the room from my mine.) The vibrations of his snoring subtly touch the tip of my cock, and I can use these vibrations to approximate what a blowjob might feel like. Sometimes I can feel the hot air from his breath on my cock, so I just close my eyes and imagine a ***GIRL'S*** breath there.

You might be surprised at how well this technique works, since I have perfected this method of masturbation through listening to blowjob sounds on my mp3 player.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7469832)





Date: January 22nd, 2007 9:47 PM
Author: racy crystalline dog poop native

Does he wake up when you shoot your jizz on his face?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7469851)





Date: January 22nd, 2007 9:51 PM
Author: Bossy Thriller Sex Offender

I never go that far. I only orgasm through aural masturbation if I rub my nipples simultaneously, and I avoid rubbing my nipples while doing this with my roommate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7469886)





Date: January 22nd, 2007 9:57 PM
Author: transparent hairless private investor

i thought only girls had feeling in their nipples? does it make you erect? how does it make you feel?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7469929)





Date: January 22nd, 2007 10:01 PM
Author: Bossy Thriller Sex Offender

I've explained this many times on this board before. I had to train my nipples to become this sensitive. At first, they were kindof dormant like most males. Now, there is a link between my nipples and my penis, so if I rub my nipples, I feel sensation in my penis. Rubbing my nipples is like touching a funny bone that sends a shock wave to my penis.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7469963)





Date: January 22nd, 2007 10:07 PM
Author: transparent hairless private investor

but why train your nipples like that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7470009)





Date: January 22nd, 2007 10:09 PM
Author: Bossy Thriller Sex Offender
Subject: A quote from my original post

"Since I can't obtain a girlfriend..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7470022)





Date: January 22nd, 2007 10:11 PM
Author: transparent hairless private investor

you're funny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7470029)





Date: January 24th, 2007 4:00 PM
Author: Bossy Thriller Sex Offender

You say "funny" I say "pathetic" or perchance "unlucky"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7479176)





Date: January 22nd, 2007 9:51 PM
Author: transparent hairless private investor

dude....amazing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7469880)





Date: January 23rd, 2007 4:38 PM
Author: Jet Boistinker
Subject: wtf?

i thought this was going to be about pd giving bj's

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7474011)





Date: January 24th, 2007 9:01 PM
Author: Ultramarine chapel

What happened with your school situation?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7480441)





Date: January 25th, 2007 5:29 PM
Author: Bossy Thriller Sex Offender

It's good to see someone actually cares. It didn't turn out as bad as I thought it would. I didn't fail anything and got three B-, one C+. I still feel guilty though, since I definitely should have failed one of the classes in which I got a B-.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7484842)





Date: January 25th, 2007 5:50 PM
Author: Sable Concupiscible Rigpig

Take easy classes by looking up the median grades

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7484944)





Date: January 24th, 2007 9:09 PM
Author: Razzmatazz kitchen

Are you ever going to finish Sir Vixthror's?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7480472)





Date: January 25th, 2007 5:31 PM
Author: Bossy Thriller Sex Offender

Most likely not. Do you guys really want me to finish it though? It's likely to turn out crappy since I was a different person then, than I am now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7484847)





Date: January 25th, 2007 5:35 PM
Author: garnet mind-boggling parlor

Who were you then, and what are you now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7484872)





Date: January 25th, 2007 5:38 PM
Author: Bossy Thriller Sex Offender

Then: I was softbatch, liberal, dreamy, and romantic (in the John Keats sense)

Now: I' m cold, conservative, rational, and pragmatic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7484888)





Date: January 25th, 2007 5:40 PM
Author: garnet mind-boggling parlor

Maybe you should change your moniker to Rational Pragmatist.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7484900)





Date: November 3rd, 2008 3:01 PM
Author: Fuchsia Sickened Trailer Park

Same here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#10322583)





Date: January 25th, 2007 5:49 PM
Author: Razzmatazz kitchen

Even if it's not the true realization, it will still be a masterpiece. The board clamors for it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7484939)





Date: January 25th, 2007 5:54 PM
Author: Bossy Thriller Sex Offender

OK, I'll try.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7484962)





Date: January 25th, 2007 5:33 PM
Author: Charismatic Bipolar Sneaky Criminal

please seek professional help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7484858)





Date: January 24th, 2007 9:19 PM
Author: Electric stage generalized bond

hahaha, i gotta show everyone this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7480501)





Date: January 25th, 2007 5:32 PM
Author: Sable Concupiscible Rigpig

LOL, do you really go to cornell?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7484853)





Date: January 25th, 2007 5:33 PM
Author: Bossy Thriller Sex Offender

Yeah, why?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7484859)





Date: January 25th, 2007 5:34 PM
Author: Sable Concupiscible Rigpig

you said something about it in another thread. I go there too



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7484864)





Date: January 25th, 2007 5:38 PM
Author: Bossy Thriller Sex Offender

Are you a law student?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7484892)





Date: January 25th, 2007 5:40 PM
Author: Sable Concupiscible Rigpig

no, i'm a UG. I don't like law students. They took over my study area in Duffield (as if having their own library isn't enough)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7484896)





Date: January 25th, 2007 5:41 PM
Author: Bossy Thriller Sex Offender

cool. Are you on West or North?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7484903)





Date: January 25th, 2007 5:41 PM
Author: Sable Concupiscible Rigpig

west

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7484906)





Date: April 17th, 2007 1:40 AM
Author: swollen piazza potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7946431)





Date: October 27th, 2007 3:05 AM
Author: buff house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#8818424)





Date: March 2nd, 2008 1:44 PM
Author: Tripping Mad Cow Disease Step-uncle's House



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#9415874)





Date: November 3rd, 2008 2:49 PM
Author: Fuchsia Sickened Trailer Park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#10322512)