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Poetic dreamer's Blowjob technique

Since I can't obtain a girlfriend (alas...), this is what I ...
canary kitty cat business firm
  01/22/07
Does he wake up when you shoot your jizz on his face?
Vigorous Flushed Gas Station
  01/22/07
I never go that far. I only orgasm through aural masturbati...
canary kitty cat business firm
  01/22/07
i thought only girls had feeling in their nipples? does it ...
charismatic tripping principal's office mad cow disease
  01/22/07
I've explained this many times on this board before. I had t...
canary kitty cat business firm
  01/22/07
but why train your nipples like that?
charismatic tripping principal's office mad cow disease
  01/22/07
A quote from my original post
canary kitty cat business firm
  01/22/07
you're funny
charismatic tripping principal's office mad cow disease
  01/22/07
You say "funny" I say "pathetic" or perc...
canary kitty cat business firm
  01/24/07
dude....amazing.
charismatic tripping principal's office mad cow disease
  01/22/07
wtf?
Cobalt thirsty kitchen turdskin
  01/23/07
What happened with your school situation?
Pearl Razzle Tanning Salon Factory Reset Button
  01/24/07
It's good to see someone actually cares. It didn't turn out ...
canary kitty cat business firm
  01/25/07
Take easy classes by looking up the median grades
insecure charcoal senate
  01/25/07
Are you ever going to finish Sir Vixthror's?
Motley amber headpube
  01/24/07
Most likely not. Do you guys really want me to finish it tho...
canary kitty cat business firm
  01/25/07
Who were you then, and what are you now?
excitant international law enforcement agency
  01/25/07
Then: I was softbatch, liberal, dreamy, and romantic (in the...
canary kitty cat business firm
  01/25/07
Maybe you should change your moniker to Rational Pragmatist.
excitant international law enforcement agency
  01/25/07
Same here.
abnormal toaster
  11/03/08
Even if it's not the true realization, it will still be a ma...
Motley amber headpube
  01/25/07
OK, I'll try.
canary kitty cat business firm
  01/25/07
please seek professional help.
Navy splenetic friendly grandma hissy fit
  01/25/07
hahaha, i gotta show everyone this
Know-it-all Range Corn Cake
  01/24/07
LOL, do you really go to cornell?
insecure charcoal senate
  01/25/07
Yeah, why?
canary kitty cat business firm
  01/25/07
you said something about it in another thread. I go there to...
insecure charcoal senate
  01/25/07
Are you a law student?
canary kitty cat business firm
  01/25/07
no, i'm a UG. I don't like law students. They took over my s...
insecure charcoal senate
  01/25/07
cool. Are you on West or North?
canary kitty cat business firm
  01/25/07
west
insecure charcoal senate
  01/25/07
...
Hateful rehab
  04/17/07
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marvelous bbw point
  10/27/07
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contagious out-of-control travel guidebook
  03/02/08
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abnormal toaster
  11/03/08


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Date: January 22nd, 2007 9:44 PM
Author: canary kitty cat business firm

Since I can't obtain a girlfriend (alas...), this is what I do:

When my roommate is sleeping and snoring, I take my cock out of my pants and thrust my pelvis right out to the edge of the bed. (His bed is right across the room from my mine.) The vibrations of his snoring subtly touch the tip of my cock, and I can use these vibrations to approximate what a blowjob might feel like. Sometimes I can feel the hot air from his breath on my cock, so I just close my eyes and imagine a ***GIRL'S*** breath there.

You might be surprised at how well this technique works, since I have perfected this method of masturbation through listening to blowjob sounds on my mp3 player.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7469832)





Date: January 22nd, 2007 9:47 PM
Author: Vigorous Flushed Gas Station

Does he wake up when you shoot your jizz on his face?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7469851)





Date: January 22nd, 2007 9:51 PM
Author: canary kitty cat business firm

I never go that far. I only orgasm through aural masturbation if I rub my nipples simultaneously, and I avoid rubbing my nipples while doing this with my roommate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7469886)





Date: January 22nd, 2007 9:57 PM
Author: charismatic tripping principal's office mad cow disease

i thought only girls had feeling in their nipples? does it make you erect? how does it make you feel?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7469929)





Date: January 22nd, 2007 10:01 PM
Author: canary kitty cat business firm

I've explained this many times on this board before. I had to train my nipples to become this sensitive. At first, they were kindof dormant like most males. Now, there is a link between my nipples and my penis, so if I rub my nipples, I feel sensation in my penis. Rubbing my nipples is like touching a funny bone that sends a shock wave to my penis.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7469963)





Date: January 22nd, 2007 10:07 PM
Author: charismatic tripping principal's office mad cow disease

but why train your nipples like that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7470009)





Date: January 22nd, 2007 10:09 PM
Author: canary kitty cat business firm
Subject: A quote from my original post

"Since I can't obtain a girlfriend..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7470022)





Date: January 22nd, 2007 10:11 PM
Author: charismatic tripping principal's office mad cow disease

you're funny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7470029)





Date: January 24th, 2007 4:00 PM
Author: canary kitty cat business firm

You say "funny" I say "pathetic" or perchance "unlucky"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7479176)





Date: January 22nd, 2007 9:51 PM
Author: charismatic tripping principal's office mad cow disease

dude....amazing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7469880)





Date: January 23rd, 2007 4:38 PM
Author: Cobalt thirsty kitchen turdskin
Subject: wtf?

i thought this was going to be about pd giving bj's

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7474011)





Date: January 24th, 2007 9:01 PM
Author: Pearl Razzle Tanning Salon Factory Reset Button

What happened with your school situation?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7480441)





Date: January 25th, 2007 5:29 PM
Author: canary kitty cat business firm

It's good to see someone actually cares. It didn't turn out as bad as I thought it would. I didn't fail anything and got three B-, one C+. I still feel guilty though, since I definitely should have failed one of the classes in which I got a B-.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7484842)





Date: January 25th, 2007 5:50 PM
Author: insecure charcoal senate

Take easy classes by looking up the median grades

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7484944)





Date: January 24th, 2007 9:09 PM
Author: Motley amber headpube

Are you ever going to finish Sir Vixthror's?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7480472)





Date: January 25th, 2007 5:31 PM
Author: canary kitty cat business firm

Most likely not. Do you guys really want me to finish it though? It's likely to turn out crappy since I was a different person then, than I am now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7484847)





Date: January 25th, 2007 5:35 PM
Author: excitant international law enforcement agency

Who were you then, and what are you now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7484872)





Date: January 25th, 2007 5:38 PM
Author: canary kitty cat business firm

Then: I was softbatch, liberal, dreamy, and romantic (in the John Keats sense)

Now: I' m cold, conservative, rational, and pragmatic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7484888)





Date: January 25th, 2007 5:40 PM
Author: excitant international law enforcement agency

Maybe you should change your moniker to Rational Pragmatist.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7484900)





Date: November 3rd, 2008 3:01 PM
Author: abnormal toaster

Same here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#10322583)





Date: January 25th, 2007 5:49 PM
Author: Motley amber headpube

Even if it's not the true realization, it will still be a masterpiece. The board clamors for it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7484939)





Date: January 25th, 2007 5:54 PM
Author: canary kitty cat business firm

OK, I'll try.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7484962)





Date: January 25th, 2007 5:33 PM
Author: Navy splenetic friendly grandma hissy fit

please seek professional help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7484858)





Date: January 24th, 2007 9:19 PM
Author: Know-it-all Range Corn Cake

hahaha, i gotta show everyone this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7480501)





Date: January 25th, 2007 5:32 PM
Author: insecure charcoal senate

LOL, do you really go to cornell?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7484853)





Date: January 25th, 2007 5:33 PM
Author: canary kitty cat business firm

Yeah, why?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7484859)





Date: January 25th, 2007 5:34 PM
Author: insecure charcoal senate

you said something about it in another thread. I go there too



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7484864)





Date: January 25th, 2007 5:38 PM
Author: canary kitty cat business firm

Are you a law student?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7484892)





Date: January 25th, 2007 5:40 PM
Author: insecure charcoal senate

no, i'm a UG. I don't like law students. They took over my study area in Duffield (as if having their own library isn't enough)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7484896)





Date: January 25th, 2007 5:41 PM
Author: canary kitty cat business firm

cool. Are you on West or North?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7484903)





Date: January 25th, 2007 5:41 PM
Author: insecure charcoal senate

west

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7484906)





Date: April 17th, 2007 1:40 AM
Author: Hateful rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7946431)





Date: October 27th, 2007 3:05 AM
Author: marvelous bbw point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#8818424)





Date: March 2nd, 2008 1:44 PM
Author: contagious out-of-control travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#9415874)





Date: November 3rd, 2008 2:49 PM
Author: abnormal toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#10322512)