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Poetic dreamer's Blowjob technique
Date: January 22nd, 2007 9:44 PM Author: Sooty field legend Since I can't obtain a girlfriend (alas...), this is what I do:
When my roommate is sleeping and snoring, I take my cock out of my pants and thrust my pelvis right out to the edge of the bed. (His bed is right across the room from my mine.) The vibrations of his snoring subtly touch the tip of my cock, and I can use these vibrations to approximate what a blowjob might feel like. Sometimes I can feel the hot air from his breath on my cock, so I just close my eyes and imagine a ***GIRL'S*** breath there.
You might be surprised at how well this technique works, since I have perfected this method of masturbation through listening to blowjob sounds on my mp3 player. |
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Date: January 22nd, 2007 9:47 PM Author: Ultramarine Swollen Kitchen Multi-billionaire Does he wake up when you shoot your jizz on his face? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7469851) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2007 9:51 PM Author: Sooty field legend I never go that far. I only orgasm through aural masturbation if I rub my nipples simultaneously, and I avoid rubbing my nipples while doing this with my roommate. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7469886) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2007 9:57 PM Author: olive house i thought only girls had feeling in their nipples? does it make you erect? how does it make you feel? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7469929) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2007 10:01 PM Author: Sooty field legend I've explained this many times on this board before. I had to train my nipples to become this sensitive. At first, they were kindof dormant like most males. Now, there is a link between my nipples and my penis, so if I rub my nipples, I feel sensation in my penis. Rubbing my nipples is like touching a funny bone that sends a shock wave to my penis. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7469963) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2007 10:07 PM Author: olive house but why train your nipples like that? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7470009) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2007 10:09 PM Author: Sooty field legend Subject: A quote from my original post "Since I can't obtain a girlfriend..." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7470022) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2007 10:11 PM Author: olive house you're funny (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7470029) |
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Date: January 24th, 2007 4:00 PM Author: Sooty field legend You say "funny" I say "pathetic" or perchance "unlucky" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7479176) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2007 9:51 PM Author: olive house dude....amazing. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7469880) |
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Date: January 23rd, 2007 4:38 PM Author: arousing national security agency Subject: wtf? i thought this was going to be about pd giving bj's (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7474011) |
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Date: January 24th, 2007 9:01 PM Author: Walnut theater What happened with your school situation? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7480441) |
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Date: January 25th, 2007 5:29 PM Author: Sooty field legend It's good to see someone actually cares. It didn't turn out as bad as I thought it would. I didn't fail anything and got three B-, one C+. I still feel guilty though, since I definitely should have failed one of the classes in which I got a B-. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7484842) |
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Date: January 25th, 2007 5:50 PM Author: mentally impaired ratface Take easy classes by looking up the median grades (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7484944) |
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Date: January 24th, 2007 9:09 PM Author: Aqua excitant mad cow disease parlor Are you ever going to finish Sir Vixthror's? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7480472) |
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Date: January 25th, 2007 5:31 PM Author: Sooty field legend Most likely not. Do you guys really want me to finish it though? It's likely to turn out crappy since I was a different person then, than I am now. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7484847) |
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Date: January 25th, 2007 5:35 PM Author: godawful meetinghouse prole Who were you then, and what are you now? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7484872) |
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Date: January 25th, 2007 5:38 PM Author: Sooty field legend Then: I was softbatch, liberal, dreamy, and romantic (in the John Keats sense)
Now: I' m cold, conservative, rational, and pragmatic |
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Date: January 25th, 2007 5:40 PM Author: godawful meetinghouse prole Maybe you should change your moniker to Rational Pragmatist. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7484900) |
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Date: November 3rd, 2008 3:01 PM Author: Pearly cowardly cuckoldry newt Same here. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#10322583) |
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Date: January 25th, 2007 5:49 PM Author: Aqua excitant mad cow disease parlor Even if it's not the true realization, it will still be a masterpiece. The board clamors for it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7484939) |
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Date: January 25th, 2007 5:54 PM Author: Sooty field legend OK, I'll try. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7484962) |
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Date: January 25th, 2007 5:33 PM Author: Comical ivory hall please seek professional help. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7484858) |
Date: January 24th, 2007 9:19 PM Author: offensive trust fund hahaha, i gotta show everyone this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7480501) |
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Date: January 25th, 2007 5:32 PM Author: mentally impaired ratface LOL, do you really go to cornell? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7484853) |
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Date: January 25th, 2007 5:33 PM Author: Sooty field legend Yeah, why? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7484859) |
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Date: January 25th, 2007 5:34 PM Author: mentally impaired ratface you said something about it in another thread. I go there too
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Date: January 25th, 2007 5:38 PM Author: Sooty field legend Are you a law student? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7484892) |
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Date: January 25th, 2007 5:40 PM Author: mentally impaired ratface no, i'm a UG. I don't like law students. They took over my study area in Duffield (as if having their own library isn't enough) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7484896) |
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Date: January 25th, 2007 5:41 PM Author: Sooty field legend cool. Are you on West or North? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7484903) |
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Date: January 25th, 2007 5:41 PM Author: mentally impaired ratface west (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7484906) |
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Date: April 17th, 2007 1:40 AM Author: Federal talented feces community account (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7946431) |
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Date: October 27th, 2007 3:05 AM Author: Naked candlestick maker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#8818424) |
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Date: March 2nd, 2008 1:44 PM Author: disgusting erotic piazza (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#9415874) |
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Date: November 3rd, 2008 2:49 PM Author: Pearly cowardly cuckoldry newt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#10322512) |