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Poetic dreamer's Blowjob technique
| Magenta exhilarant goyim point | 01/22/07 |
| High-end Pisswyrm Double Fault | 01/22/07 |
| Magenta exhilarant goyim point | 01/22/07 |
| Cerebral location place of business | 01/22/07 |
| Magenta exhilarant goyim point | 01/22/07 |
| Cerebral location place of business | 01/22/07 |
| Magenta exhilarant goyim point | 01/22/07 |
| Cerebral location place of business | 01/22/07 |
| Magenta exhilarant goyim point | 01/24/07 |
| Cerebral location place of business | 01/22/07 |
| Lake 180 Haunted Graveyard Box Office | 01/23/07 |
| Insanely creepy slimy blood rage | 01/24/07 |
| Magenta exhilarant goyim point | 01/25/07 |
| Infuriating property | 01/25/07 |
| floppy carnelian shitlib headpube | 01/24/07 |
| Magenta exhilarant goyim point | 01/25/07 |
| aggressive pink cuck base | 01/25/07 |
| Magenta exhilarant goyim point | 01/25/07 |
| aggressive pink cuck base | 01/25/07 |
| idiotic athletic conference | 11/03/08 |
| floppy carnelian shitlib headpube | 01/25/07 |
| Magenta exhilarant goyim point | 01/25/07 |
| Copper sound barrier | 01/25/07 |
| adventurous costumed kitchen | 01/24/07 |
| Infuriating property | 01/25/07 |
| Magenta exhilarant goyim point | 01/25/07 |
| Infuriating property | 01/25/07 |
| Magenta exhilarant goyim point | 01/25/07 |
| Infuriating property | 01/25/07 |
| Magenta exhilarant goyim point | 01/25/07 |
| Infuriating property | 01/25/07 |
| Comical lodge kitty cat | 04/17/07 |
| spectacular violet piazza | 10/27/07 |
| Wine Exciting Address | 03/02/08 |
| idiotic athletic conference | 11/03/08 |
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Date: January 22nd, 2007 9:44 PM Author: Magenta exhilarant goyim point Since I can't obtain a girlfriend (alas...), this is what I do:
When my roommate is sleeping and snoring, I take my cock out of my pants and thrust my pelvis right out to the edge of the bed. (His bed is right across the room from my mine.) The vibrations of his snoring subtly touch the tip of my cock, and I can use these vibrations to approximate what a blowjob might feel like. Sometimes I can feel the hot air from his breath on my cock, so I just close my eyes and imagine a ***GIRL'S*** breath there.
You might be surprised at how well this technique works, since I have perfected this method of masturbation through listening to blowjob sounds on my mp3 player. |
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Date: January 22nd, 2007 9:47 PM Author: High-end Pisswyrm Double Fault Does he wake up when you shoot your jizz on his face? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7469851) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2007 9:51 PM Author: Magenta exhilarant goyim point I never go that far. I only orgasm through aural masturbation if I rub my nipples simultaneously, and I avoid rubbing my nipples while doing this with my roommate. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7469886) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2007 9:57 PM Author: Cerebral location place of business i thought only girls had feeling in their nipples? does it make you erect? how does it make you feel? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7469929) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2007 10:01 PM Author: Magenta exhilarant goyim point I've explained this many times on this board before. I had to train my nipples to become this sensitive. At first, they were kindof dormant like most males. Now, there is a link between my nipples and my penis, so if I rub my nipples, I feel sensation in my penis. Rubbing my nipples is like touching a funny bone that sends a shock wave to my penis. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7469963) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2007 10:07 PM Author: Cerebral location place of business but why train your nipples like that? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7470009) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2007 10:09 PM Author: Magenta exhilarant goyim point Subject: A quote from my original post "Since I can't obtain a girlfriend..." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7470022) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2007 10:11 PM Author: Cerebral location place of business you're funny (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7470029) |
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Date: January 24th, 2007 4:00 PM Author: Magenta exhilarant goyim point You say "funny" I say "pathetic" or perchance "unlucky" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7479176) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2007 9:51 PM Author: Cerebral location place of business dude....amazing. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7469880) |
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Date: January 23rd, 2007 4:38 PM Author: Lake 180 Haunted Graveyard Box Office Subject: wtf? i thought this was going to be about pd giving bj's (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7474011) |
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Date: January 24th, 2007 9:01 PM Author: Insanely creepy slimy blood rage What happened with your school situation? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7480441) |
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Date: January 25th, 2007 5:29 PM Author: Magenta exhilarant goyim point It's good to see someone actually cares. It didn't turn out as bad as I thought it would. I didn't fail anything and got three B-, one C+. I still feel guilty though, since I definitely should have failed one of the classes in which I got a B-. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7484842) |
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Date: January 25th, 2007 5:50 PM Author: Infuriating property Take easy classes by looking up the median grades (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7484944) |
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Date: January 24th, 2007 9:09 PM Author: floppy carnelian shitlib headpube Are you ever going to finish Sir Vixthror's? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7480472) |
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Date: January 25th, 2007 5:31 PM Author: Magenta exhilarant goyim point Most likely not. Do you guys really want me to finish it though? It's likely to turn out crappy since I was a different person then, than I am now. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7484847) |
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Date: January 25th, 2007 5:35 PM Author: aggressive pink cuck base Who were you then, and what are you now? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7484872) |
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Date: January 25th, 2007 5:38 PM Author: Magenta exhilarant goyim point Then: I was softbatch, liberal, dreamy, and romantic (in the John Keats sense)
Now: I' m cold, conservative, rational, and pragmatic |
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Date: January 25th, 2007 5:40 PM Author: aggressive pink cuck base Maybe you should change your moniker to Rational Pragmatist. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7484900) |
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Date: November 3rd, 2008 3:01 PM Author: idiotic athletic conference Same here. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#10322583) |
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Date: January 25th, 2007 5:49 PM Author: floppy carnelian shitlib headpube Even if it's not the true realization, it will still be a masterpiece. The board clamors for it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7484939) |
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Date: January 25th, 2007 5:54 PM Author: Magenta exhilarant goyim point OK, I'll try. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7484962) |
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Date: January 25th, 2007 5:33 PM Author: Copper sound barrier please seek professional help. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7484858) |
Date: January 24th, 2007 9:19 PM Author: adventurous costumed kitchen hahaha, i gotta show everyone this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7480501) |
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Date: January 25th, 2007 5:32 PM Author: Infuriating property LOL, do you really go to cornell? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7484853) |
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Date: January 25th, 2007 5:33 PM Author: Magenta exhilarant goyim point Yeah, why? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7484859) |
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Date: January 25th, 2007 5:34 PM Author: Infuriating property you said something about it in another thread. I go there too
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Date: January 25th, 2007 5:38 PM Author: Magenta exhilarant goyim point Are you a law student? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7484892) |
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Date: January 25th, 2007 5:40 PM Author: Infuriating property no, i'm a UG. I don't like law students. They took over my study area in Duffield (as if having their own library isn't enough) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7484896) |
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Date: January 25th, 2007 5:41 PM Author: Magenta exhilarant goyim point cool. Are you on West or North? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7484903) |
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Date: January 25th, 2007 5:41 PM Author: Infuriating property west (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7484906) |
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Date: April 17th, 2007 1:40 AM Author: Comical lodge kitty cat (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7946431) |
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Date: October 27th, 2007 3:05 AM Author: spectacular violet piazza (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#8818424) |
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Date: March 2nd, 2008 1:44 PM Author: Wine Exciting Address (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#9415874) |
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Date: November 3rd, 2008 2:49 PM Author: idiotic athletic conference (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#10322512) |