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Poetic dreamer's Blowjob technique

Since I can't obtain a girlfriend (alas...), this is what I ...
Azure indecent candlestick maker
  01/22/07
Does he wake up when you shoot your jizz on his face?
Demanding pocket flask gaping
  01/22/07
I never go that far. I only orgasm through aural masturbati...
Azure indecent candlestick maker
  01/22/07
i thought only girls had feeling in their nipples? does it ...
Curious den ape
  01/22/07
I've explained this many times on this board before. I had t...
Azure indecent candlestick maker
  01/22/07
but why train your nipples like that?
Curious den ape
  01/22/07
A quote from my original post
Azure indecent candlestick maker
  01/22/07
you're funny
Curious den ape
  01/22/07
You say "funny" I say "pathetic" or perc...
Azure indecent candlestick maker
  01/24/07
dude....amazing.
Curious den ape
  01/22/07
wtf?
Poppy Plaza Lettuce
  01/23/07
What happened with your school situation?
fiercely-loyal fear-inspiring french chef corn cake
  01/24/07
It's good to see someone actually cares. It didn't turn out ...
Azure indecent candlestick maker
  01/25/07
Take easy classes by looking up the median grades
Multi-colored at-the-ready native place of business
  01/25/07
Are you ever going to finish Sir Vixthror's?
wonderful dysfunction international law enforcement agency
  01/24/07
Most likely not. Do you guys really want me to finish it tho...
Azure indecent candlestick maker
  01/25/07
Who were you then, and what are you now?
Turquoise ticket booth
  01/25/07
Then: I was softbatch, liberal, dreamy, and romantic (in the...
Azure indecent candlestick maker
  01/25/07
Maybe you should change your moniker to Rational Pragmatist.
Turquoise ticket booth
  01/25/07
Same here.
Cowardly Stimulating Parlour
  11/03/08
Even if it's not the true realization, it will still be a ma...
wonderful dysfunction international law enforcement agency
  01/25/07
OK, I'll try.
Azure indecent candlestick maker
  01/25/07
please seek professional help.
odious menage
  01/25/07
hahaha, i gotta show everyone this
Nudist marketing idea trust fund
  01/24/07
LOL, do you really go to cornell?
Multi-colored at-the-ready native place of business
  01/25/07
Yeah, why?
Azure indecent candlestick maker
  01/25/07
you said something about it in another thread. I go there to...
Multi-colored at-the-ready native place of business
  01/25/07
Are you a law student?
Azure indecent candlestick maker
  01/25/07
no, i'm a UG. I don't like law students. They took over my s...
Multi-colored at-the-ready native place of business
  01/25/07
cool. Are you on West or North?
Azure indecent candlestick maker
  01/25/07
west
Multi-colored at-the-ready native place of business
  01/25/07
...
Bateful Hell
  04/17/07
...
Irradiated Jet Abode Internal Respiration
  10/27/07
...
beady-eyed rigor
  03/02/08
...
Cowardly Stimulating Parlour
  11/03/08





Date: January 22nd, 2007 9:44 PM
Author: Azure indecent candlestick maker

Since I can't obtain a girlfriend (alas...), this is what I do:

When my roommate is sleeping and snoring, I take my cock out of my pants and thrust my pelvis right out to the edge of the bed. (His bed is right across the room from my mine.) The vibrations of his snoring subtly touch the tip of my cock, and I can use these vibrations to approximate what a blowjob might feel like. Sometimes I can feel the hot air from his breath on my cock, so I just close my eyes and imagine a ***GIRL'S*** breath there.

You might be surprised at how well this technique works, since I have perfected this method of masturbation through listening to blowjob sounds on my mp3 player.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7469832)





Date: January 22nd, 2007 9:47 PM
Author: Demanding pocket flask gaping

Does he wake up when you shoot your jizz on his face?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7469851)





Date: January 22nd, 2007 9:51 PM
Author: Azure indecent candlestick maker

I never go that far. I only orgasm through aural masturbation if I rub my nipples simultaneously, and I avoid rubbing my nipples while doing this with my roommate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7469886)





Date: January 22nd, 2007 9:57 PM
Author: Curious den ape

i thought only girls had feeling in their nipples? does it make you erect? how does it make you feel?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7469929)





Date: January 22nd, 2007 10:01 PM
Author: Azure indecent candlestick maker

I've explained this many times on this board before. I had to train my nipples to become this sensitive. At first, they were kindof dormant like most males. Now, there is a link between my nipples and my penis, so if I rub my nipples, I feel sensation in my penis. Rubbing my nipples is like touching a funny bone that sends a shock wave to my penis.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7469963)





Date: January 22nd, 2007 10:07 PM
Author: Curious den ape

but why train your nipples like that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7470009)





Date: January 22nd, 2007 10:09 PM
Author: Azure indecent candlestick maker
Subject: A quote from my original post

"Since I can't obtain a girlfriend..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7470022)





Date: January 22nd, 2007 10:11 PM
Author: Curious den ape

you're funny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7470029)





Date: January 24th, 2007 4:00 PM
Author: Azure indecent candlestick maker

You say "funny" I say "pathetic" or perchance "unlucky"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7479176)





Date: January 22nd, 2007 9:51 PM
Author: Curious den ape

dude....amazing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7469880)





Date: January 23rd, 2007 4:38 PM
Author: Poppy Plaza Lettuce
Subject: wtf?

i thought this was going to be about pd giving bj's

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7474011)





Date: January 24th, 2007 9:01 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal fear-inspiring french chef corn cake

What happened with your school situation?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7480441)





Date: January 25th, 2007 5:29 PM
Author: Azure indecent candlestick maker

It's good to see someone actually cares. It didn't turn out as bad as I thought it would. I didn't fail anything and got three B-, one C+. I still feel guilty though, since I definitely should have failed one of the classes in which I got a B-.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7484842)





Date: January 25th, 2007 5:50 PM
Author: Multi-colored at-the-ready native place of business

Take easy classes by looking up the median grades

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7484944)





Date: January 24th, 2007 9:09 PM
Author: wonderful dysfunction international law enforcement agency

Are you ever going to finish Sir Vixthror's?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7480472)





Date: January 25th, 2007 5:31 PM
Author: Azure indecent candlestick maker

Most likely not. Do you guys really want me to finish it though? It's likely to turn out crappy since I was a different person then, than I am now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7484847)





Date: January 25th, 2007 5:35 PM
Author: Turquoise ticket booth

Who were you then, and what are you now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7484872)





Date: January 25th, 2007 5:38 PM
Author: Azure indecent candlestick maker

Then: I was softbatch, liberal, dreamy, and romantic (in the John Keats sense)

Now: I' m cold, conservative, rational, and pragmatic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7484888)





Date: January 25th, 2007 5:40 PM
Author: Turquoise ticket booth

Maybe you should change your moniker to Rational Pragmatist.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7484900)





Date: November 3rd, 2008 3:01 PM
Author: Cowardly Stimulating Parlour

Same here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#10322583)





Date: January 25th, 2007 5:49 PM
Author: wonderful dysfunction international law enforcement agency

Even if it's not the true realization, it will still be a masterpiece. The board clamors for it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7484939)





Date: January 25th, 2007 5:54 PM
Author: Azure indecent candlestick maker

OK, I'll try.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7484962)





Date: January 25th, 2007 5:33 PM
Author: odious menage

please seek professional help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7484858)





Date: January 24th, 2007 9:19 PM
Author: Nudist marketing idea trust fund

hahaha, i gotta show everyone this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7480501)





Date: January 25th, 2007 5:32 PM
Author: Multi-colored at-the-ready native place of business

LOL, do you really go to cornell?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7484853)





Date: January 25th, 2007 5:33 PM
Author: Azure indecent candlestick maker

Yeah, why?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7484859)





Date: January 25th, 2007 5:34 PM
Author: Multi-colored at-the-ready native place of business

you said something about it in another thread. I go there too



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7484864)





Date: January 25th, 2007 5:38 PM
Author: Azure indecent candlestick maker

Are you a law student?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7484892)





Date: January 25th, 2007 5:40 PM
Author: Multi-colored at-the-ready native place of business

no, i'm a UG. I don't like law students. They took over my study area in Duffield (as if having their own library isn't enough)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7484896)





Date: January 25th, 2007 5:41 PM
Author: Azure indecent candlestick maker

cool. Are you on West or North?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7484903)





Date: January 25th, 2007 5:41 PM
Author: Multi-colored at-the-ready native place of business

west

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7484906)





Date: April 17th, 2007 1:40 AM
Author: Bateful Hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7946431)





Date: October 27th, 2007 3:05 AM
Author: Irradiated Jet Abode Internal Respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#8818424)





Date: March 2nd, 2008 1:44 PM
Author: beady-eyed rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#9415874)





Date: November 3rd, 2008 2:49 PM
Author: Cowardly Stimulating Parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#10322512)