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Poetic dreamer's Blowjob technique

Since I can't obtain a girlfriend (alas...), this is what I ...
Boyish plum whorehouse turdskin
  01/22/07
Does he wake up when you shoot your jizz on his face?
haunting frozen bbw
  01/22/07
I never go that far. I only orgasm through aural masturbati...
Boyish plum whorehouse turdskin
  01/22/07
i thought only girls had feeling in their nipples? does it ...
Canary principal's office party of the first part
  01/22/07
I've explained this many times on this board before. I had t...
Boyish plum whorehouse turdskin
  01/22/07
but why train your nipples like that?
Canary principal's office party of the first part
  01/22/07
A quote from my original post
Boyish plum whorehouse turdskin
  01/22/07
you're funny
Canary principal's office party of the first part
  01/22/07
You say "funny" I say "pathetic" or perc...
Boyish plum whorehouse turdskin
  01/24/07
dude....amazing.
Canary principal's office party of the first part
  01/22/07
wtf?
Diverse property affirmative action
  01/23/07
What happened with your school situation?
beta stain stead
  01/24/07
It's good to see someone actually cares. It didn't turn out ...
Boyish plum whorehouse turdskin
  01/25/07
Take easy classes by looking up the median grades
ocher hairless spot
  01/25/07
Are you ever going to finish Sir Vixthror's?
Slate stirring rigpig hospital
  01/24/07
Most likely not. Do you guys really want me to finish it tho...
Boyish plum whorehouse turdskin
  01/25/07
Who were you then, and what are you now?
Soul-stirring big-titted tattoo market
  01/25/07
Then: I was softbatch, liberal, dreamy, and romantic (in the...
Boyish plum whorehouse turdskin
  01/25/07
Maybe you should change your moniker to Rational Pragmatist.
Soul-stirring big-titted tattoo market
  01/25/07
Same here.
Charismatic apoplectic athletic conference
  11/03/08
Even if it's not the true realization, it will still be a ma...
Slate stirring rigpig hospital
  01/25/07
OK, I'll try.
Boyish plum whorehouse turdskin
  01/25/07
please seek professional help.
iridescent electric place of business
  01/25/07
hahaha, i gotta show everyone this
aromatic keepsake machete
  01/24/07
LOL, do you really go to cornell?
ocher hairless spot
  01/25/07
Yeah, why?
Boyish plum whorehouse turdskin
  01/25/07
you said something about it in another thread. I go there to...
ocher hairless spot
  01/25/07
Are you a law student?
Boyish plum whorehouse turdskin
  01/25/07
no, i'm a UG. I don't like law students. They took over my s...
ocher hairless spot
  01/25/07
cool. Are you on West or North?
Boyish plum whorehouse turdskin
  01/25/07
west
ocher hairless spot
  01/25/07
...
lime up-to-no-good background story
  04/17/07
...
Anal Ceo
  10/27/07
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  03/02/08
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Charismatic apoplectic athletic conference
  11/03/08


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Date: January 22nd, 2007 9:44 PM
Author: Boyish plum whorehouse turdskin

Since I can't obtain a girlfriend (alas...), this is what I do:

When my roommate is sleeping and snoring, I take my cock out of my pants and thrust my pelvis right out to the edge of the bed. (His bed is right across the room from my mine.) The vibrations of his snoring subtly touch the tip of my cock, and I can use these vibrations to approximate what a blowjob might feel like. Sometimes I can feel the hot air from his breath on my cock, so I just close my eyes and imagine a ***GIRL'S*** breath there.

You might be surprised at how well this technique works, since I have perfected this method of masturbation through listening to blowjob sounds on my mp3 player.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7469832)





Date: January 22nd, 2007 9:47 PM
Author: haunting frozen bbw

Does he wake up when you shoot your jizz on his face?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7469851)





Date: January 22nd, 2007 9:51 PM
Author: Boyish plum whorehouse turdskin

I never go that far. I only orgasm through aural masturbation if I rub my nipples simultaneously, and I avoid rubbing my nipples while doing this with my roommate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7469886)





Date: January 22nd, 2007 9:57 PM
Author: Canary principal's office party of the first part

i thought only girls had feeling in their nipples? does it make you erect? how does it make you feel?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7469929)





Date: January 22nd, 2007 10:01 PM
Author: Boyish plum whorehouse turdskin

I've explained this many times on this board before. I had to train my nipples to become this sensitive. At first, they were kindof dormant like most males. Now, there is a link between my nipples and my penis, so if I rub my nipples, I feel sensation in my penis. Rubbing my nipples is like touching a funny bone that sends a shock wave to my penis.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7469963)





Date: January 22nd, 2007 10:07 PM
Author: Canary principal's office party of the first part

but why train your nipples like that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7470009)





Date: January 22nd, 2007 10:09 PM
Author: Boyish plum whorehouse turdskin
Subject: A quote from my original post

"Since I can't obtain a girlfriend..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7470022)





Date: January 22nd, 2007 10:11 PM
Author: Canary principal's office party of the first part

you're funny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7470029)





Date: January 24th, 2007 4:00 PM
Author: Boyish plum whorehouse turdskin

You say "funny" I say "pathetic" or perchance "unlucky"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7479176)





Date: January 22nd, 2007 9:51 PM
Author: Canary principal's office party of the first part

dude....amazing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7469880)





Date: January 23rd, 2007 4:38 PM
Author: Diverse property affirmative action
Subject: wtf?

i thought this was going to be about pd giving bj's

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7474011)





Date: January 24th, 2007 9:01 PM
Author: beta stain stead

What happened with your school situation?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7480441)





Date: January 25th, 2007 5:29 PM
Author: Boyish plum whorehouse turdskin

It's good to see someone actually cares. It didn't turn out as bad as I thought it would. I didn't fail anything and got three B-, one C+. I still feel guilty though, since I definitely should have failed one of the classes in which I got a B-.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7484842)





Date: January 25th, 2007 5:50 PM
Author: ocher hairless spot

Take easy classes by looking up the median grades

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7484944)





Date: January 24th, 2007 9:09 PM
Author: Slate stirring rigpig hospital

Are you ever going to finish Sir Vixthror's?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7480472)





Date: January 25th, 2007 5:31 PM
Author: Boyish plum whorehouse turdskin

Most likely not. Do you guys really want me to finish it though? It's likely to turn out crappy since I was a different person then, than I am now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7484847)





Date: January 25th, 2007 5:35 PM
Author: Soul-stirring big-titted tattoo market

Who were you then, and what are you now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7484872)





Date: January 25th, 2007 5:38 PM
Author: Boyish plum whorehouse turdskin

Then: I was softbatch, liberal, dreamy, and romantic (in the John Keats sense)

Now: I' m cold, conservative, rational, and pragmatic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7484888)





Date: January 25th, 2007 5:40 PM
Author: Soul-stirring big-titted tattoo market

Maybe you should change your moniker to Rational Pragmatist.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7484900)





Date: November 3rd, 2008 3:01 PM
Author: Charismatic apoplectic athletic conference

Same here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#10322583)





Date: January 25th, 2007 5:49 PM
Author: Slate stirring rigpig hospital

Even if it's not the true realization, it will still be a masterpiece. The board clamors for it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7484939)





Date: January 25th, 2007 5:54 PM
Author: Boyish plum whorehouse turdskin

OK, I'll try.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7484962)





Date: January 25th, 2007 5:33 PM
Author: iridescent electric place of business

please seek professional help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7484858)





Date: January 24th, 2007 9:19 PM
Author: aromatic keepsake machete

hahaha, i gotta show everyone this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7480501)





Date: January 25th, 2007 5:32 PM
Author: ocher hairless spot

LOL, do you really go to cornell?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7484853)





Date: January 25th, 2007 5:33 PM
Author: Boyish plum whorehouse turdskin

Yeah, why?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7484859)





Date: January 25th, 2007 5:34 PM
Author: ocher hairless spot

you said something about it in another thread. I go there too



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7484864)





Date: January 25th, 2007 5:38 PM
Author: Boyish plum whorehouse turdskin

Are you a law student?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7484892)





Date: January 25th, 2007 5:40 PM
Author: ocher hairless spot

no, i'm a UG. I don't like law students. They took over my study area in Duffield (as if having their own library isn't enough)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7484896)





Date: January 25th, 2007 5:41 PM
Author: Boyish plum whorehouse turdskin

cool. Are you on West or North?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7484903)





Date: January 25th, 2007 5:41 PM
Author: ocher hairless spot

west

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7484906)





Date: April 17th, 2007 1:40 AM
Author: lime up-to-no-good background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#7946431)





Date: October 27th, 2007 3:05 AM
Author: Anal Ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#8818424)





Date: March 2nd, 2008 1:44 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone sanctuary prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#9415874)





Date: November 3rd, 2008 2:49 PM
Author: Charismatic apoplectic athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=568220&forum_id=2#10322512)