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I have an opportunity to insider trade and 200x my net worth, should I?

Very doubtful I'd be caught as I got this information in a w...
Bipolar site hissy fit
  06/03/25
you should share it with your Internet friends here
wine appetizing patrolman
  06/03/25
...
Charcoal hospital
  06/04/25
...
Fragrant giraffe
  06/04/25
Lol at not being traceable
beady-eyed black boistinker
  06/03/25
Only traceable thing would be me making an insane trade. Hap...
Bipolar site hissy fit
  06/03/25
be careful. the SEC's computers now use AI to spot insider t...
infuriating range
  06/03/25
Yes. This is legal advice. Everyone who is rich does it. Co...
Swashbuckling stag film
  06/03/25
Wtf? How do I make that much????
Bipolar site hissy fit
  06/03/25
only if you promise to update us on the indictment, convicti...
sooty razzmatazz scourge upon the earth chapel
  06/03/25
Ever heard of a "straw man" and "attorney-cli...
Irradiated tan pistol faggot firefighter
  06/03/25
poast ur email im serious
Bipolar site hissy fit
  06/03/25
juaneighty@proton.me
Wild halford
  06/04/25
Just buy 9 other random stocks at the same time.
soul-stirring massive travel guidebook jap
  06/03/25
obviously yes
Multi-colored Disgusting Telephone
  06/03/25
tell us and we will each give you 10% of our gains.
exhilarant knife
  06/03/25
cr. not flame
kink-friendly chrome area
  06/04/25
Good idea to tack on some conspiracy charges, and our RICO e...
Transparent toaster juggernaut
  06/04/25
u guys r my counsel, please see EPAH's response above
Bipolar site hissy fit
  06/04/25
which noble xo lawyer shall volunteer to draw up the necessa...
flickering cyan native brethren
  06/04/25
for things like this, you go on their word
exhilarant knife
  06/04/25
This is actually value maximizing. None of us can be prosec...
Snowy Parlour Nowag
  06/04/25
no! better follow the rules! all those rich people certai...
Cordovan Kitty Fanboi
  06/04/25
it's a small club and they dont want random ppl maeking it i...
marvelous aqua police squad
  06/04/25
I think the most illustrative case here is one of Matthew Ma...
sooty razzmatazz scourge upon the earth chapel
  06/04/25
This happens all the time. The legal system is a joke and re...
Insane Box Office
  06/04/25
ah hahahahahahhaa pwned Then, there was the Mathew Martom...
marvelous aqua police squad
  06/04/25
...
Charcoal hospital
  06/04/25
https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898640&mc=37&a...
Wild halford
  06/04/25
EV analysis. Upside has to be enough to retire you because d...
lavender cuckold
  06/04/25
As everyone knows, the first step to not getting caught at i...
Snowy Parlour Nowag
  06/04/25
I have a confession. I did the insider trading like four mon...
Bipolar site hissy fit
  06/04/25
its legal now as long as u are a trumpmo
disrespectful titillating internal respiration theater
  06/04/25
You'll be fine. Do it. DO IT BIG IF you get caught, and I...
Yapping passionate plaza lettuce
  06/04/25


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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:52 PM
Author: Bipolar site hissy fit

Very doubtful I'd be caught as I got this information in a way that only involves me and isn't traceable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48984484)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: wine appetizing patrolman

you should share it with your Internet friends here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48984486)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:04 PM
Author: Charcoal hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48986753)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: Fragrant giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48986816)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: beady-eyed black boistinker

Lol at not being traceable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48984487)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:55 PM
Author: Bipolar site hissy fit

Only traceable thing would be me making an insane trade. Happens all of the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48984491)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:55 PM
Author: infuriating range

be careful. the SEC's computers now use AI to spot insider trading.

"Cause the man is wise

You are still an outlaw in their eyes"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48984490)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:55 PM
Author: Swashbuckling stag film

Yes. This is legal advice. Everyone who is rich does it. Congrats on your soon to be $150,000 net worth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48984492)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: Bipolar site hissy fit

Wtf? How do I make that much????

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48984494)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: sooty razzmatazz scourge upon the earth chapel

only if you promise to update us on the indictment, conviction, and sentencing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48984495)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: Irradiated tan pistol faggot firefighter

Ever heard of a "straw man" and "attorney-client privilege"? Email me brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48984536)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 7:05 PM
Author: Bipolar site hissy fit

poast ur email

im serious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48984697)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 11:05 AM
Author: Wild halford

juaneighty@proton.me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48986083)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 6:18 PM
Author: soul-stirring massive travel guidebook jap

Just buy 9 other random stocks at the same time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48984544)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 6:19 PM
Author: Multi-colored Disgusting Telephone

obviously yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48984545)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 6:29 PM
Author: exhilarant knife

tell us and we will each give you 10% of our gains.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48984563)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 9:24 AM
Author: kink-friendly chrome area

cr. not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48985721)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 9:26 AM
Author: Transparent toaster juggernaut

Good idea to tack on some conspiracy charges, and our RICO expert is already ITT or does he only do civil?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48985725)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: Bipolar site hissy fit

u guys r my counsel, please see EPAH's response above

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48985860)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: flickering cyan native brethren

which noble xo lawyer shall volunteer to draw up the necessary terms and NDAs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48985971)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: exhilarant knife

for things like this, you go on their word

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48986146)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:08 PM
Author: Snowy Parlour Nowag

This is actually value maximizing. None of us can be prosecuted for insider trading so OP can just say he was one of us.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48986762)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 9:27 AM
Author: Cordovan Kitty Fanboi

no! better follow the rules!

all those rich people certainly did.

how would things look if people did not follow the rules?! are society would be so unfair

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48985729)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 9:57 AM
Author: marvelous aqua police squad

it's a small club and they dont want random ppl maeking it in. you will be Destroyed imo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48985864)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 10:25 AM
Author: sooty razzmatazz scourge upon the earth chapel

I think the most illustrative case here is one of Matthew Martoma. This house turd did insider trading for his kike overlord. Got pwned hard by turd USA for SDNY. No penalty for kike kohen.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mathew_Martoma

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48985957)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 10:27 AM
Author: Insane Box Office

This happens all the time. The legal system is a joke and really just some dumb semetic ritual bullshit beyond anything else.

Fuck kikes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48985961)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 11:03 AM
Author: marvelous aqua police squad

ah hahahahahahhaa pwned

Then, there was the Mathew Martoma case: the former S.A.C. portfolio manager had an inside source—a doctor who helped supervise drug trials for the Elan Corporation—and investigators had established that Martoma made a phone call to Cohen shortly before Cohen gave orders to sell the stock. But Klotz observed that, before the selloff, Elan had risen from nineteen dollars to more than thirty, and that several analysts had issued reports arguing that the stock had peaked. It made sense for Cohen to sell his shares. In Klotz’s telling, Martoma had told Cohen that he was “no longer comfortable” being long in the stock. Given that S.A.C. had an unrealized profit of around eighty million dollars, selling was simply the prudent thing to do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48986077)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:04 PM
Author: Charcoal hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48986755)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 10:56 AM
Author: Wild halford

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898640&mc=37&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48986056)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 11:01 AM
Author: lavender cuckold

EV analysis. Upside has to be enough to retire you because downside is you give it all back and start over

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48986073)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:06 PM
Author: Snowy Parlour Nowag

As everyone knows, the first step to not getting caught at insider trading is to take questions on XO. Make sure you buy short-dated out of the money call options to maximize your returns.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48986758)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:25 PM
Author: Bipolar site hissy fit

I have a confession. I did the insider trading like four months ago.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48986805)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:27 PM
Author: disrespectful titillating internal respiration theater

its legal now as long as u are a trumpmo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48986814)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:42 PM
Author: Yapping passionate plaza lettuce

You'll be fine. Do it. DO IT BIG

IF you get caught, and IF they go after you, just buy a pardon from Trump daddy and its all gucci.

this is legal advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48986845)