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I have an opportunity to insider trade and 200x my net worth, should I?

Very doubtful I'd be caught as I got this information in a w...
Rebellious heaven jap
  06/03/25
you should share it with your Internet friends here
wild multi-colored crackhouse pistol
  06/03/25
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Dashing massive rigpig
  06/04/25
...
Trip Turquoise Dilemma Newt
  06/04/25
Lol at not being traceable
topaz mentally impaired chapel
  06/03/25
Only traceable thing would be me making an insane trade. Hap...
Rebellious heaven jap
  06/03/25
be careful. the SEC's computers now use AI to spot insider t...
Violet startled church building jew
  06/03/25
Yes. This is legal advice. Everyone who is rich does it. Co...
pearly idiotic school cafeteria
  06/03/25
Wtf? How do I make that much????
Rebellious heaven jap
  06/03/25
only if you promise to update us on the indictment, convicti...
twinkling glittery stead depressive
  06/03/25
Ever heard of a "straw man" and "attorney-cli...
tantric greedy plaza nowag
  06/03/25
poast ur email im serious
Rebellious heaven jap
  06/03/25
juaneighty@proton.me
Appetizing parlour
  06/04/25
Just buy 9 other random stocks at the same time.
chest-beating deer antler point
  06/03/25
obviously yes
High-end passionate principal's office
  06/03/25
tell us and we will each give you 10% of our gains.
Fishy set degenerate
  06/03/25
cr. not flame
Dull Razzle Faggot Firefighter
  06/04/25
Good idea to tack on some conspiracy charges, and our RICO e...
Ivory heady double fault
  06/04/25
u guys r my counsel, please see EPAH's response above
Rebellious heaven jap
  06/04/25
which noble xo lawyer shall volunteer to draw up the necessa...
Sick Violent Shrine Internal Respiration
  06/04/25
for things like this, you go on their word
Fishy set degenerate
  06/04/25
This is actually value maximizing. None of us can be prosec...
Khaki trust fund whorehouse
  06/04/25
no! better follow the rules! all those rich people certai...
abusive electric becky
  06/04/25
it's a small club and they dont want random ppl maeking it i...
wonderful boistinker
  06/04/25
I think the most illustrative case here is one of Matthew Ma...
twinkling glittery stead depressive
  06/04/25
This happens all the time. The legal system is a joke and re...
Mischievous Light Legend Gas Station
  06/04/25
ah hahahahahahhaa pwned Then, there was the Mathew Martom...
wonderful boistinker
  06/04/25
...
Dashing massive rigpig
  06/04/25
https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898640&mc=37&a...
Appetizing parlour
  06/04/25
EV analysis. Upside has to be enough to retire you because d...
sooty space codepig
  06/04/25
As everyone knows, the first step to not getting caught at i...
Khaki trust fund whorehouse
  06/04/25
I have a confession. I did the insider trading like four mon...
Rebellious heaven jap
  06/04/25
its legal now as long as u are a trumpmo
flirting big-titted prole locale
  06/04/25
You'll be fine. Do it. DO IT BIG IF you get caught, and I...
exciting fortuitous meteor university
  06/04/25


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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:52 PM
Author: Rebellious heaven jap

Very doubtful I'd be caught as I got this information in a way that only involves me and isn't traceable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48984484)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: wild multi-colored crackhouse pistol

you should share it with your Internet friends here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48984486)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:04 PM
Author: Dashing massive rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48986753)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: Trip Turquoise Dilemma Newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48986816)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: topaz mentally impaired chapel

Lol at not being traceable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48984487)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:55 PM
Author: Rebellious heaven jap

Only traceable thing would be me making an insane trade. Happens all of the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48984491)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:55 PM
Author: Violet startled church building jew

be careful. the SEC's computers now use AI to spot insider trading.

"Cause the man is wise

You are still an outlaw in their eyes"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48984490)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:55 PM
Author: pearly idiotic school cafeteria

Yes. This is legal advice. Everyone who is rich does it. Congrats on your soon to be $150,000 net worth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48984492)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: Rebellious heaven jap

Wtf? How do I make that much????

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48984494)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: twinkling glittery stead depressive

only if you promise to update us on the indictment, conviction, and sentencing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48984495)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: tantric greedy plaza nowag

Ever heard of a "straw man" and "attorney-client privilege"? Email me brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48984536)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 7:05 PM
Author: Rebellious heaven jap

poast ur email

im serious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48984697)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 11:05 AM
Author: Appetizing parlour

juaneighty@proton.me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48986083)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 6:18 PM
Author: chest-beating deer antler point

Just buy 9 other random stocks at the same time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48984544)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 6:19 PM
Author: High-end passionate principal's office

obviously yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48984545)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 6:29 PM
Author: Fishy set degenerate

tell us and we will each give you 10% of our gains.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48984563)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 9:24 AM
Author: Dull Razzle Faggot Firefighter

cr. not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48985721)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 9:26 AM
Author: Ivory heady double fault

Good idea to tack on some conspiracy charges, and our RICO expert is already ITT or does he only do civil?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48985725)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: Rebellious heaven jap

u guys r my counsel, please see EPAH's response above

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48985860)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Sick Violent Shrine Internal Respiration

which noble xo lawyer shall volunteer to draw up the necessary terms and NDAs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48985971)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: Fishy set degenerate

for things like this, you go on their word

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48986146)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:08 PM
Author: Khaki trust fund whorehouse

This is actually value maximizing. None of us can be prosecuted for insider trading so OP can just say he was one of us.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48986762)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 9:27 AM
Author: abusive electric becky

no! better follow the rules!

all those rich people certainly did.

how would things look if people did not follow the rules?! are society would be so unfair

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48985729)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 9:57 AM
Author: wonderful boistinker

it's a small club and they dont want random ppl maeking it in. you will be Destroyed imo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48985864)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 10:25 AM
Author: twinkling glittery stead depressive

I think the most illustrative case here is one of Matthew Martoma. This house turd did insider trading for his kike overlord. Got pwned hard by turd USA for SDNY. No penalty for kike kohen.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mathew_Martoma

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48985957)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 10:27 AM
Author: Mischievous Light Legend Gas Station

This happens all the time. The legal system is a joke and really just some dumb semetic ritual bullshit beyond anything else.

Fuck kikes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48985961)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 11:03 AM
Author: wonderful boistinker

ah hahahahahahhaa pwned

Then, there was the Mathew Martoma case: the former S.A.C. portfolio manager had an inside source—a doctor who helped supervise drug trials for the Elan Corporation—and investigators had established that Martoma made a phone call to Cohen shortly before Cohen gave orders to sell the stock. But Klotz observed that, before the selloff, Elan had risen from nineteen dollars to more than thirty, and that several analysts had issued reports arguing that the stock had peaked. It made sense for Cohen to sell his shares. In Klotz’s telling, Martoma had told Cohen that he was “no longer comfortable” being long in the stock. Given that S.A.C. had an unrealized profit of around eighty million dollars, selling was simply the prudent thing to do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48986077)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:04 PM
Author: Dashing massive rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48986755)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 10:56 AM
Author: Appetizing parlour

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898640&mc=37&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48986056)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 11:01 AM
Author: sooty space codepig

EV analysis. Upside has to be enough to retire you because downside is you give it all back and start over

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48986073)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:06 PM
Author: Khaki trust fund whorehouse

As everyone knows, the first step to not getting caught at insider trading is to take questions on XO. Make sure you buy short-dated out of the money call options to maximize your returns.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48986758)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:25 PM
Author: Rebellious heaven jap

I have a confession. I did the insider trading like four months ago.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48986805)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:27 PM
Author: flirting big-titted prole locale

its legal now as long as u are a trumpmo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48986814)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:42 PM
Author: exciting fortuitous meteor university

You'll be fine. Do it. DO IT BIG

IF you get caught, and IF they go after you, just buy a pardon from Trump daddy and its all gucci.

this is legal advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48986845)