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I spent like 50 hours on a pro bono case my firm made me take
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Date: May 23rd, 2013 1:50 AM Author: Marvelous green crackhouse A former partner at my firm/current state supreme court justice came by with 3 other judges in town to shake us down to represnt poor people with their shitty poor people problems. Then the firm (and to a lesser and much more subdued extent, the judge) e-mail blast all associates that haven't taken a case, until one-by-one we all take one. Now I'm spending a fuck-load of time on this dumb fuck guy's dumb fuck problems. It's all consumer bankruptcy/child support/family law type shit, so I'll never use it again. They count the time toward meeting my billable requirement, but not towards my bonus, so its a complete fucking waste because I'm going to kill billables either way. So this is basically a way for me to spend tons of time representing people that literally smell like shit, work on their complete shitlaw case, and lose fucking money that I would have made otherwise. Fuck this. I've spent 50 hours this month on this shit. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2263680&forum_id=2#23253567) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2013 1:52 AM Author: appetizing aggressive crotch thank christ i never got caught up in the pro bono bullshit. my god what a fuckton of shitlib nonsense, though it can help when you're slow. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2263680&forum_id=2#23253575) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2013 1:55 AM Author: Marvelous green crackhouse No shit. I actually offered to take a different pro bono case I found on my own because it has to do with a subject matter that I work on, and it would look good to put it on my resume, but the furm shut that down. "We'd really prefer you do the pro bono opportunity [Judge/Former parter] presented on." Well no shit. The only reason I proposed my pro bono is so that I could get out of that bullshit. Fuck them.
The worst part is that some of the associates in my office are going to blow the case off--no doubt about it. It'll look great for us when some 2nd year blowsa deadline or misses an appearance for some child custody shit because they forgot to calendar it. |
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Date: May 23rd, 2013 1:55 AM Author: appetizing aggressive crotch how big is ur shitfirm? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2263680&forum_id=2#23253586) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2013 1:58 AM Author: Marvelous green crackhouse It's a bigger regional biglaw firm. 100-140 attorneys in the state in multiple offices. One of the biggest in the state. My office is the smaller one--has like 20 associates. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2263680&forum_id=2#23253592) |
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Date: May 24th, 2013 8:41 AM Author: bespoke sweet tailpipe Lol at dressing this shit firm up as "biglaw" for Halloween (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2263680&forum_id=2#23260534) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2013 4:09 PM Author: Laughsome pontificating stead *shitfurm (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2263680&forum_id=2#23256252) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2013 5:29 PM Author: supple national wait u think a single pro bono case deserves a line on your resume? you must not so anything at work (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2263680&forum_id=2#23256806) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2013 1:59 AM Author: Silver goyim dopamine (self absorbed faggot) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2263680&forum_id=2#23253594) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2013 2:02 AM Author: Marvelous green crackhouse ?? I have a wife and kid. I have no reason to help with this shit. I have other responsibilities other than helping this loser. The guy is a mess and my free services are just enabling him. You see the other side of "everyone deserves representation" here. The guy has several unwinnable cases that I have to bring because the guy went to the legal help center and got referred to me. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2263680&forum_id=2#23253599) |
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Date: May 24th, 2013 8:44 AM Author: Kink-friendly orange state This will be good for when you get fired, screwed over by a corporation, your wife divorces you and takes the kid because you filed for bankruptcy. It's good training. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2263680&forum_id=2#23260537) |
Date: May 23rd, 2013 2:28 AM Author: sable galvanic resort thanks, libs! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2263680&forum_id=2#23253663) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2013 8:55 AM Author: Stimulating Indigo Whorehouse You are a horrible person.
I hope you grow old and your children never visit you except to tell the Doctor to turn off your ventilator. |
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Date: May 23rd, 2013 10:10 AM Author: tripping institution Idris Elba is excited as fuck there is someone on this board he can throw moral shade at. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2263680&forum_id=2#23254374) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2013 10:40 AM Author: deranged hissy fit he's just MAF that the OP is whining about doing some pro bono work for the kinds of proles he has to spend his entire career working with (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2263680&forum_id=2#23254526) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2013 10:45 AM Author: Stimulating Indigo Whorehouse Yes, because heaven forbid we use our intelligence to help a poor person.
No, let's shit on the less fortunate for no other reason than being poor and us being too busy to help.
Query:
Have you ever looked into killing yourself? |
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Date: May 23rd, 2013 10:56 AM Author: deranged hissy fit Hey Gandhi,
it's not purely about being busy. There's also a component of futility. Forcing people to do pro-bono is just dumb. They don't even have to pretend like they care like pubdefenders. "Less fortunate". Gimmie a break. Don't you post constantly that many of the people you threw in jail are recidivist douches with bad habits beyond redemption. Many of these idiots probably don't have their shit together hence being difficult to work with in the first place. Pro bono work helping the grateful bootstrappers usually isn't that shitty and hence usually not worthy of an initial complaint. |
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Date: May 23rd, 2013 2:44 PM Author: Stimulating Indigo Whorehouse "Gimmie a break. Don't you post constantly that many of the people you threw in jail are recidivist douches with bad habits beyond redemption."
LINK to me ever commenting on whether my DefBros are beyond redemption?
My job is not to grant nor deny redemption. That's between DefBro and whatever religion he practices. In fact, the Gov't should NEVER get involved in deciding whether someone is or is not "beyond" redemption. |
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Date: May 23rd, 2013 2:48 PM Author: tripping institution I really enjoyed this. Can we get a thread solely devoted to you trying to justify the horrible shit you have repeatedly copped to on this board? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2263680&forum_id=2#23255823) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2013 2:50 PM Author: Stimulating Indigo Whorehouse Please do.
My Judge is out of town, so I get a brief break from VICIOUSLY VIOLATING the rights of DefBro by making them accept responsibility for crimes they commit against other people. |
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Date: May 23rd, 2013 2:50 PM Author: tripping institution Exactly. More stuff like that. Post a link when you start it up. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2263680&forum_id=2#23255835) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2013 10:56 AM Author: tripping institution "Yes, because heaven forbid we use our intelligence to help a poor person," said the guy who uses his "intelligence" to fuck poor people. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2263680&forum_id=2#23254628) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2013 2:41 PM Author: Stimulating Indigo Whorehouse *Makes strawmen arguments*
*Is a legit faggot*
*Should killself, preferably in a car that is on fire* |
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Date: May 23rd, 2013 2:42 PM Author: tripping institution another gem from our resident piece of shit, and it only took him around 4 hours to dream it up. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2263680&forum_id=2#23255795) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2013 1:00 PM Author: Marvelous green crackhouse How does wasting my time arguing this guys unwinnable claims help anyone?
I'm not doing the innocence project or representing some guy that's being fucked by the system. This is a guy that has terrible judgment and my job is to make his fuck ups okay. The worst possible result for this guy is if I win and he continues to fuck up thinking some pro bono guy will bail him out. |
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Date: May 23rd, 2013 2:43 PM Author: Stimulating Indigo Whorehouse JFC,
You are a horrible, selfish, egotistical bastard.
I hope you never fuck up in life and need someone's assistance.
"BUT IF I FUCK UP, THEN I'LL JUST ACCEPT IT AND NOT GO GET A LAWYER TO PREVENT A JUDICIAL ASS-RAPING"
Sure you will buddy, sure you will. |
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Date: May 23rd, 2013 3:01 PM Author: Clear school yarmulke whats the problem ? as a prosecutor isnt your life easier if the Ds cant get any lawyers to defend em ? just chuck em all in jail bro. no one is innocent.
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Date: May 23rd, 2013 3:02 PM Author: tripping institution and make sure to double the sentence if they inconvenience you! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2263680&forum_id=2#23255902) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2013 3:22 PM Author: Stimulating Indigo Whorehouse yfwgi (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2263680&forum_id=2#23255971) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2013 4:04 PM Author: deranged hissy fit Question Idris,
I exercise my legal ability to check up on your email with an ECPA. Then I reveal all the evidence of all the crimes you can get hit under fed law (which isn't hard to do btw and no, it's not just limited to the gay porno you torrented back in the day), would you be a man and stoically accept the ass pounding jail sentence? |
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Date: May 23rd, 2013 9:24 PM Author: vibrant flirting halford (guy who sends poor people to jail for YEARS LONGER because he had to work a long weekend) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2263680&forum_id=2#23258051) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2013 10:06 AM Author: razzle iridescent locus puppy in representing your clients find out some conflict they have with your firm's client. file a motion to add a 3rd party defendant, your client. if the partners are like "wtf" email back "wherever this crazy pro bono journey takes me i'm all in, whether we have to drop our former clients or not." watch pro bono case dissolve before your eyes and you'll never be assigned one again. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2263680&forum_id=2#23254365) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2013 10:27 AM Author: Nofapping Black Internal Respiration (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2263680&forum_id=2#23254446) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2013 10:42 AM Author: light exhilarant azn how about if you have sex with the clients (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2263680&forum_id=2#23254539) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2013 10:46 AM Author: razzle iridescent locus puppy pro bono clients are dirty and disease ridden. unless you mean like fucking geico. surely they have hot secretaries somewhere. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2263680&forum_id=2#23254563) |
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Date: May 24th, 2013 8:45 AM Author: Kink-friendly orange state wherever this crazy pro bono journey takes me i'm all in, whether we have to drop our former clients or not.
lol, there are associates who basically do this. |
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Date: May 23rd, 2013 2:55 PM Author: Clear school yarmulke just do the bare minimum and toss the file. forcing people to work without pay is SLAVERY. wonder why lawyers think its ok to do that.
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Date: May 23rd, 2013 7:29 PM Author: Internet-worthy jewess best fucking poast (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2263680&forum_id=2#23257474) |
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Date: May 24th, 2013 8:33 AM Author: disrespectful locale Doing pro bono is a nice break from typical boring biglaw shit, provided that you do it voluntarily (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2263680&forum_id=2#23260510) |
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Date: May 24th, 2013 8:39 AM Author: multi-colored macaca lol no it's not (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2263680&forum_id=2#23260528) |
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Date: May 24th, 2013 8:48 AM Author: Kink-friendly orange state I dunno. I like how in pro bono I actually accomplish something for someone who genuinely needs my help.
Like, Steve isn't getting evicted and will get a month to get his life together (and he does!)
Or Sarah's husband is abusive and now they're divorced.
Donald can die and his will is in effect.
Real life problems really solved. |
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Date: May 25th, 2013 1:19 AM Author: disrespectful locale You also get to do act like a real lawyer for a while, without some dipshit partner scrutinizing your every move and going ballistic over every tiny "mistake". I still wouldn't do it if not for the billable credit policy at my firm though. If one has plan to go solo, I guess pro bono would be great. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2263680&forum_id=2#23265844) |