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Just threw temper tantrum over firm's new internet policy

The HR bitch handed me a "Policy on Internet and E-mail...
laughsome flickering liquid oxygen hell
  04/06/15
they probably will just install websense. autoadmit.com sti...
High-end Indian Lodge Legend
  04/06/15
I'm not signing it.
laughsome flickering liquid oxygen hell
  04/06/15
Brother, you're under no obligation to sign it; let them cha...
blathering unholy idea he suggested lay
  04/06/15
Randy "Pink" Floyd
High-end Indian Lodge Legend
  04/17/15
Tell the dumb HR girl that you have to go to sites unfettere...
wine bonkers psychic stain
  04/06/15
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Haunting whorehouse
  04/06/15
What if I have a legal question that only xo can answer? It ...
laughsome flickering liquid oxygen hell
  04/06/15
...
wine bonkers psychic stain
  04/06/15
Atta boy
internet-worthy sweet tailpipe
  04/06/15
whatever happened with your bagel protest?
abnormal nursing home dragon
  04/06/15
Sec, client just walked in.
laughsome flickering liquid oxygen hell
  04/06/15
http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&mc=1...
laughsome flickering liquid oxygen hell
  04/06/15
CHILMATA! Sometime between now and next fall you're in need...
Glittery library nowag
  04/06/15
we used to lynch freedom haters like her oh how far ameri...
Stimulating awkward clown
  04/06/15
this just goes to show, you can lead a horse to water but yo...
useless spruce lodge
  04/06/15
this is like that movie Dazed and Confused, only everyone i...
Embarrassed to the bone transparent electric furnace ceo
  04/07/15
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Insanely Creepy Ratface Sandwich
  04/07/15
better than using a VPN service like Private Internet Access...
abnormal nursing home dragon
  04/07/15
Bro, I don't know shit about computers or any of that stuff....
laughsome flickering liquid oxygen hell
  04/07/15
that's not relevant.
Narrow-minded chestnut orchestra pit
  04/17/15
What do you mean it isn't relevant?
laughsome flickering liquid oxygen hell
  04/17/15
what dumb advice. if they think you're taking information ou...
adulterous dull theatre
  04/07/15
Nah they can still monitor your computer keystrokes and look...
talking hall son of senegal
  04/17/15
180 response
arousing gaming laptop
  04/07/15
letting nothing get in the way of your SOTY campaign.
Angry Center Halford
  04/07/15
I'm expecting a little backlash from the HR girl today or la...
laughsome flickering liquid oxygen hell
  04/07/15
Just finished our Friday morning meeting. When it was the HR...
laughsome flickering liquid oxygen hell
  04/17/15
You brave scholar
cocky pungent parlour
  09/03/15
u should have stood up and said you were going to get Aerosm...
Embarrassed to the bone transparent electric furnace ceo
  04/17/15
Make her provide a list of websites that are harmful or what...
talking hall son of senegal
  04/17/15
good idea
Embarrassed to the bone transparent electric furnace ceo
  04/17/15
Yeah, I like this idea.
laughsome flickering liquid oxygen hell
  04/17/15
SLOWWWWW RIDDDDEE TAKE IT EASSSSYYYY
Embarrassed to the bone transparent electric furnace ceo
  04/17/15
you really showed that hr girl making $50k a year who's boss...
Bull headed insane space partner
  04/17/15


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Date: April 6th, 2015 4:07 PM
Author: laughsome flickering liquid oxygen hell

The HR bitch handed me a "Policy on Internet and E-mail Usage" to sign. Can't access websites that contain "disruptive, offensive to others or harmful to morale, including sexually explicit messages, blah blah blah."

I have never been okay with this type of thing so I immediately blurt out, "What the fuck is this shit?"

The HR girl goes, "It isn't just for you, it is for everyone."

I crumbled it up, threw it in the trash, and went to my office. Perhaps I overreacted?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848483&forum_id=2#27633145)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 4:11 PM
Author: High-end Indian Lodge Legend

they probably will just install websense. autoadmit.com still works.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848483&forum_id=2#27633173)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 4:21 PM
Author: laughsome flickering liquid oxygen hell

I'm not signing it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848483&forum_id=2#27633254)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 4:29 PM
Author: blathering unholy idea he suggested lay

Brother, you're under no obligation to sign it; let them challenge you if they disagree.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848483&forum_id=2#27633333)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 11:35 AM
Author: High-end Indian Lodge Legend

Randy "Pink" Floyd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848483&forum_id=2#27707386)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 4:24 PM
Author: wine bonkers psychic stain

Tell the dumb HR girl that you have to go to sites unfettered to investigate cases.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848483&forum_id=2#27633274)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 4:26 PM
Author: Haunting whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848483&forum_id=2#27633294)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 4:26 PM
Author: laughsome flickering liquid oxygen hell

What if I have a legal question that only xo can answer? It is worth wading through a few nigger threads for this service, amirite? What am I missing here?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848483&forum_id=2#27633299)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 4:28 PM
Author: wine bonkers psychic stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848483&forum_id=2#27633316)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 4:24 PM
Author: internet-worthy sweet tailpipe

Atta boy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848483&forum_id=2#27633276)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 4:25 PM
Author: abnormal nursing home dragon

whatever happened with your bagel protest?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848483&forum_id=2#27633284)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 4:26 PM
Author: laughsome flickering liquid oxygen hell

Sec, client just walked in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848483&forum_id=2#27633304)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 4:54 PM
Author: laughsome flickering liquid oxygen hell

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&mc=100&forum_id=2#27564417

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848483&forum_id=2#27633540)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 4:28 PM
Author: Glittery library nowag

CHILMATA! Sometime between now and next fall you're in need of a seriously attitude, young man. You'd better get your priorities straight.

HEY! And watch out with that other crowd you're poastin' with. Don't think I haven't noticed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848483&forum_id=2#27633323)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 8:37 PM
Author: Stimulating awkward clown

we used to lynch freedom haters like her

oh how far amerika has collapsed

HR drones wouldn't exist without affirmative action

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848483&forum_id=2#27635164)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 8:40 PM
Author: useless spruce lodge

this just goes to show, you can lead a horse to water but you can't make him drink it! for YEARS we have been coddling our youth, telling them internet memberships are a RIGHT instead of a PRIVILIGE. well i guess it's about time the "lost" generation learned the way of the world. maybe they should be spending more time thinking about how to get a promotion instead of this "gimme gimme" mentality!! hmmm...makes you think.

but try telling that to a millenial...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848483&forum_id=2#27635188)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 4:07 AM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone transparent electric furnace ceo

this is like that movie Dazed and Confused, only everyone is a douchebag lawyer instead of cool/popular HS football players

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848483&forum_id=2#27638291)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 4:09 AM
Author: Insanely Creepy Ratface Sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848483&forum_id=2#27638294)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 12:43 PM
Author: abnormal nursing home dragon

better than using a VPN service like Private Internet Access?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848483&forum_id=2#27640074)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 12:45 PM
Author: laughsome flickering liquid oxygen hell

Bro, I don't know shit about computers or any of that stuff. What I do know is that they haven't offered me any consideration for this modification of my employment contract.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848483&forum_id=2#27640096)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 11:38 AM
Author: Narrow-minded chestnut orchestra pit

that's not relevant.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848483&forum_id=2#27707400)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 11:44 AM
Author: laughsome flickering liquid oxygen hell

What do you mean it isn't relevant?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848483&forum_id=2#27707428)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 1:06 PM
Author: adulterous dull theatre

what dumb advice. if they think you're taking information out of the company by proxy they might think you are stealing confidential documents and shit.

Joeseph "Joey" P. Albericci, Drexel DRAGON JD (Thomas R. Kline School) 13



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848483&forum_id=2#27640286)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 11:33 AM
Author: talking hall son of senegal

Nah they can still monitor your computer keystrokes and look in your cache probably

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848483&forum_id=2#27707378)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 4:22 AM
Author: arousing gaming laptop

180 response

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848483&forum_id=2#27638302)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 5:44 AM
Author: Angry Center Halford

letting nothing get in the way of your SOTY campaign.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848483&forum_id=2#27638322)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 12:39 PM
Author: laughsome flickering liquid oxygen hell

I'm expecting a little backlash from the HR girl today or later this week. I'm still wound up over this. So last night as I was falling asleep a thought occurred to me. They are trying to modify my employment contract without consideration. If the HR girls brings it up I am going to tell her they can monitor my internet usage for $1,200/year. Seems fair.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848483&forum_id=2#27640041)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 11:29 AM
Author: laughsome flickering liquid oxygen hell

Just finished our Friday morning meeting. When it was the HR girl's turn to speak she said she is *still* waiting for me and one other attorney to sign the new internet policy.

The other attorney (who is as big a hippy as I am) wasn't at the meeting to comment. I pretended I was more interested in picking my fingernails than what the HR girl was saying.

The partner acted like he didn't know what she was talking about so the HR says to him, "You even signed it." The partner said, "Okay . . .".

I kept picking my fingernails. I'm not signing it bros.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848483&forum_id=2#27707353)



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Date: September 3rd, 2015 11:34 PM
Author: cocky pungent parlour

You brave scholar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848483&forum_id=2#28685402)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 11:31 AM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone transparent electric furnace ceo

u should have stood up and said you were going to get Aerosmith tickets, then strode out of the office defiantly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848483&forum_id=2#27707363)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 11:36 AM
Author: talking hall son of senegal

Make her provide a list of websites that are harmful or whatever. If she refuses, say you arent comfortable signing such an indefinite doc. If she does, she will probably give you a list of like twenty websites that you probably dont visit anyway, and if they try to get you down the line you can say you abided by the list.

Man nothing gets my blood boiling more than Hr bullshit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848483&forum_id=2#27707391)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 11:37 AM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone transparent electric furnace ceo

good idea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848483&forum_id=2#27707394)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 11:39 AM
Author: laughsome flickering liquid oxygen hell

Yeah, I like this idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848483&forum_id=2#27707404)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 11:40 AM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone transparent electric furnace ceo

SLOWWWWW RIDDDDEE

TAKE IT EASSSSYYYY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848483&forum_id=2#27707409)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 11:43 AM
Author: Bull headed insane space partner

you really showed that hr girl making $50k a year who's boss!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848483&forum_id=2#27707421)