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Just threw temper tantrum over firm's new internet policy

The HR bitch handed me a "Policy on Internet and E-mail...
Cracking weed whacker community account
  04/06/15
they probably will just install websense. autoadmit.com sti...
deep trump supporter space
  04/06/15
I'm not signing it.
Cracking weed whacker community account
  04/06/15
Brother, you're under no obligation to sign it; let them cha...
NeumannMorgenste
  04/06/15
Randy "Pink" Floyd
deep trump supporter space
  04/17/15
Tell the dumb HR girl that you have to go to sites unfettere...
Odious Whorehouse
  04/06/15
...
Thirsty brunch
  04/06/15
What if I have a legal question that only xo can answer? It ...
Cracking weed whacker community account
  04/06/15
...
Odious Whorehouse
  04/06/15
Atta boy
Beady-eyed Field
  04/06/15
whatever happened with your bagel protest?
ultramarine genital piercing
  04/06/15
Sec, client just walked in.
Cracking weed whacker community account
  04/06/15
http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&mc=1...
Cracking weed whacker community account
  04/06/15
CHILMATA! Sometime between now and next fall you're in need...
Amber tripping tanning salon ceo
  04/06/15
we used to lynch freedom haters like her oh how far ameri...
concupiscible cordovan bawdyhouse
  04/06/15
this just goes to show, you can lead a horse to water but yo...
Kink-friendly stage candlestick maker
  04/06/15
this is like that movie Dazed and Confused, only everyone i...
Poppy Locale
  04/07/15
...
abnormal jap
  04/07/15
better than using a VPN service like Private Internet Access...
ultramarine genital piercing
  04/07/15
Bro, I don't know shit about computers or any of that stuff....
Cracking weed whacker community account
  04/07/15
that's not relevant.
Glassy fantasy-prone pit
  04/17/15
What do you mean it isn't relevant?
Cracking weed whacker community account
  04/17/15
what dumb advice. if they think you're taking information ou...
hyperventilating toaster
  04/07/15
Nah they can still monitor your computer keystrokes and look...
Shimmering twinkling uncleanness
  04/17/15
180 response
obsidian exhilarant feces crackhouse
  04/07/15
letting nothing get in the way of your SOTY campaign.
Bipolar Pisswyrm Lodge
  04/07/15
I'm expecting a little backlash from the HR girl today or la...
Cracking weed whacker community account
  04/07/15
Just finished our Friday morning meeting. When it was the HR...
Cracking weed whacker community account
  04/17/15
You brave scholar
excitant piazza striped hyena
  09/03/15
u should have stood up and said you were going to get Aerosm...
Poppy Locale
  04/17/15
Make her provide a list of websites that are harmful or what...
Shimmering twinkling uncleanness
  04/17/15
good idea
Poppy Locale
  04/17/15
Yeah, I like this idea.
Cracking weed whacker community account
  04/17/15
SLOWWWWW RIDDDDEE TAKE IT EASSSSYYYY
Poppy Locale
  04/17/15
you really showed that hr girl making $50k a year who's boss...
geriatric aromatic step-uncle's house
  04/17/15


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Date: April 6th, 2015 4:07 PM
Author: Cracking weed whacker community account

The HR bitch handed me a "Policy on Internet and E-mail Usage" to sign. Can't access websites that contain "disruptive, offensive to others or harmful to morale, including sexually explicit messages, blah blah blah."

I have never been okay with this type of thing so I immediately blurt out, "What the fuck is this shit?"

The HR girl goes, "It isn't just for you, it is for everyone."

I crumbled it up, threw it in the trash, and went to my office. Perhaps I overreacted?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848483&forum_id=2#27633145)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 4:11 PM
Author: deep trump supporter space

they probably will just install websense. autoadmit.com still works.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848483&forum_id=2#27633173)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 4:21 PM
Author: Cracking weed whacker community account

I'm not signing it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848483&forum_id=2#27633254)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 4:29 PM
Author: NeumannMorgenste

Brother, you're under no obligation to sign it; let them challenge you if they disagree.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848483&forum_id=2#27633333)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 11:35 AM
Author: deep trump supporter space

Randy "Pink" Floyd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848483&forum_id=2#27707386)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 4:24 PM
Author: Odious Whorehouse

Tell the dumb HR girl that you have to go to sites unfettered to investigate cases.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848483&forum_id=2#27633274)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 4:26 PM
Author: Thirsty brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848483&forum_id=2#27633294)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 4:26 PM
Author: Cracking weed whacker community account

What if I have a legal question that only xo can answer? It is worth wading through a few nigger threads for this service, amirite? What am I missing here?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848483&forum_id=2#27633299)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 4:28 PM
Author: Odious Whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848483&forum_id=2#27633316)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 4:24 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Field

Atta boy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848483&forum_id=2#27633276)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 4:25 PM
Author: ultramarine genital piercing

whatever happened with your bagel protest?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848483&forum_id=2#27633284)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 4:26 PM
Author: Cracking weed whacker community account

Sec, client just walked in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848483&forum_id=2#27633304)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 4:54 PM
Author: Cracking weed whacker community account

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&mc=100&forum_id=2#27564417

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848483&forum_id=2#27633540)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 4:28 PM
Author: Amber tripping tanning salon ceo

CHILMATA! Sometime between now and next fall you're in need of a seriously attitude, young man. You'd better get your priorities straight.

HEY! And watch out with that other crowd you're poastin' with. Don't think I haven't noticed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848483&forum_id=2#27633323)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 8:37 PM
Author: concupiscible cordovan bawdyhouse

we used to lynch freedom haters like her

oh how far amerika has collapsed

HR drones wouldn't exist without affirmative action

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848483&forum_id=2#27635164)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 8:40 PM
Author: Kink-friendly stage candlestick maker

this just goes to show, you can lead a horse to water but you can't make him drink it! for YEARS we have been coddling our youth, telling them internet memberships are a RIGHT instead of a PRIVILIGE. well i guess it's about time the "lost" generation learned the way of the world. maybe they should be spending more time thinking about how to get a promotion instead of this "gimme gimme" mentality!! hmmm...makes you think.

but try telling that to a millenial...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848483&forum_id=2#27635188)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 4:07 AM
Author: Poppy Locale

this is like that movie Dazed and Confused, only everyone is a douchebag lawyer instead of cool/popular HS football players

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848483&forum_id=2#27638291)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 4:09 AM
Author: abnormal jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848483&forum_id=2#27638294)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 12:43 PM
Author: ultramarine genital piercing

better than using a VPN service like Private Internet Access?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848483&forum_id=2#27640074)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 12:45 PM
Author: Cracking weed whacker community account

Bro, I don't know shit about computers or any of that stuff. What I do know is that they haven't offered me any consideration for this modification of my employment contract.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848483&forum_id=2#27640096)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 11:38 AM
Author: Glassy fantasy-prone pit

that's not relevant.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848483&forum_id=2#27707400)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 11:44 AM
Author: Cracking weed whacker community account

What do you mean it isn't relevant?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848483&forum_id=2#27707428)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 1:06 PM
Author: hyperventilating toaster

what dumb advice. if they think you're taking information out of the company by proxy they might think you are stealing confidential documents and shit.

Joeseph "Joey" P. Albericci, Drexel DRAGON JD (Thomas R. Kline School) 13



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848483&forum_id=2#27640286)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 11:33 AM
Author: Shimmering twinkling uncleanness

Nah they can still monitor your computer keystrokes and look in your cache probably

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848483&forum_id=2#27707378)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 4:22 AM
Author: obsidian exhilarant feces crackhouse

180 response

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848483&forum_id=2#27638302)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 5:44 AM
Author: Bipolar Pisswyrm Lodge

letting nothing get in the way of your SOTY campaign.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848483&forum_id=2#27638322)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 12:39 PM
Author: Cracking weed whacker community account

I'm expecting a little backlash from the HR girl today or later this week. I'm still wound up over this. So last night as I was falling asleep a thought occurred to me. They are trying to modify my employment contract without consideration. If the HR girls brings it up I am going to tell her they can monitor my internet usage for $1,200/year. Seems fair.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848483&forum_id=2#27640041)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 11:29 AM
Author: Cracking weed whacker community account

Just finished our Friday morning meeting. When it was the HR girl's turn to speak she said she is *still* waiting for me and one other attorney to sign the new internet policy.

The other attorney (who is as big a hippy as I am) wasn't at the meeting to comment. I pretended I was more interested in picking my fingernails than what the HR girl was saying.

The partner acted like he didn't know what she was talking about so the HR says to him, "You even signed it." The partner said, "Okay . . .".

I kept picking my fingernails. I'm not signing it bros.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848483&forum_id=2#27707353)



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Date: September 3rd, 2015 11:34 PM
Author: excitant piazza striped hyena

You brave scholar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848483&forum_id=2#28685402)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 11:31 AM
Author: Poppy Locale

u should have stood up and said you were going to get Aerosmith tickets, then strode out of the office defiantly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848483&forum_id=2#27707363)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 11:36 AM
Author: Shimmering twinkling uncleanness

Make her provide a list of websites that are harmful or whatever. If she refuses, say you arent comfortable signing such an indefinite doc. If she does, she will probably give you a list of like twenty websites that you probably dont visit anyway, and if they try to get you down the line you can say you abided by the list.

Man nothing gets my blood boiling more than Hr bullshit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848483&forum_id=2#27707391)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 11:37 AM
Author: Poppy Locale

good idea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848483&forum_id=2#27707394)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 11:39 AM
Author: Cracking weed whacker community account

Yeah, I like this idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848483&forum_id=2#27707404)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 11:40 AM
Author: Poppy Locale

SLOWWWWW RIDDDDEE

TAKE IT EASSSSYYYY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848483&forum_id=2#27707409)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 11:43 AM
Author: geriatric aromatic step-uncle's house

you really showed that hr girl making $50k a year who's boss!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848483&forum_id=2#27707421)