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Just threw temper tantrum over firm's new internet policy

The HR bitch handed me a "Policy on Internet and E-mail...
pearl talented hall mental disorder
  04/06/15
they probably will just install websense. autoadmit.com sti...
shimmering den trust fund
  04/06/15
I'm not signing it.
pearl talented hall mental disorder
  04/06/15
Brother, you're under no obligation to sign it; let them cha...
Electric submissive hunting ground messiness
  04/06/15
Randy "Pink" Floyd
shimmering den trust fund
  04/17/15
Tell the dumb HR girl that you have to go to sites unfettere...
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  04/06/15
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Fluffy Brass Stead Mexican
  04/06/15
What if I have a legal question that only xo can answer? It ...
pearl talented hall mental disorder
  04/06/15
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Diverse citrine menage foreskin
  04/06/15
Atta boy
Free-loading ungodly antidepressant drug
  04/06/15
whatever happened with your bagel protest?
Violet disturbing forum boltzmann
  04/06/15
Sec, client just walked in.
pearl talented hall mental disorder
  04/06/15
http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&mc=1...
pearl talented hall mental disorder
  04/06/15
CHILMATA! Sometime between now and next fall you're in need...
cerise boistinker coldplay fan
  04/06/15
we used to lynch freedom haters like her oh how far ameri...
Cream Insanely Creepy Kitchen Gay Wizard
  04/06/15
this just goes to show, you can lead a horse to water but yo...
fiercely-loyal wrinkle station
  04/06/15
this is like that movie Dazed and Confused, only everyone i...
pearly halford native
  04/07/15
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sticky aphrodisiac stain
  04/07/15
better than using a VPN service like Private Internet Access...
Violet disturbing forum boltzmann
  04/07/15
Bro, I don't know shit about computers or any of that stuff....
pearl talented hall mental disorder
  04/07/15
that's not relevant.
Lavender Shivering Liquid Oxygen
  04/17/15
What do you mean it isn't relevant?
pearl talented hall mental disorder
  04/17/15
what dumb advice. if they think you're taking information ou...
kink-friendly appetizing pocket flask
  04/07/15
Nah they can still monitor your computer keystrokes and look...
Anal nowag area
  04/17/15
180 response
Lake box office
  04/07/15
letting nothing get in the way of your SOTY campaign.
Deranged Field
  04/07/15
I'm expecting a little backlash from the HR girl today or la...
pearl talented hall mental disorder
  04/07/15
Just finished our Friday morning meeting. When it was the HR...
pearl talented hall mental disorder
  04/17/15
You brave scholar
adventurous theater stage
  09/03/15
u should have stood up and said you were going to get Aerosm...
pearly halford native
  04/17/15
Make her provide a list of websites that are harmful or what...
Anal nowag area
  04/17/15
good idea
pearly halford native
  04/17/15
Yeah, I like this idea.
pearl talented hall mental disorder
  04/17/15
SLOWWWWW RIDDDDEE TAKE IT EASSSSYYYY
pearly halford native
  04/17/15
you really showed that hr girl making $50k a year who's boss...
charismatic ultramarine goal in life potus
  04/17/15


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Date: April 6th, 2015 4:07 PM
Author: pearl talented hall mental disorder

The HR bitch handed me a "Policy on Internet and E-mail Usage" to sign. Can't access websites that contain "disruptive, offensive to others or harmful to morale, including sexually explicit messages, blah blah blah."

I have never been okay with this type of thing so I immediately blurt out, "What the fuck is this shit?"

The HR girl goes, "It isn't just for you, it is for everyone."

I crumbled it up, threw it in the trash, and went to my office. Perhaps I overreacted?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848483&forum_id=2#27633145)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 4:11 PM
Author: shimmering den trust fund

they probably will just install websense. autoadmit.com still works.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848483&forum_id=2#27633173)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 4:21 PM
Author: pearl talented hall mental disorder

I'm not signing it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848483&forum_id=2#27633254)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 4:29 PM
Author: Electric submissive hunting ground messiness

Brother, you're under no obligation to sign it; let them challenge you if they disagree.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848483&forum_id=2#27633333)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 11:35 AM
Author: shimmering den trust fund

Randy "Pink" Floyd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848483&forum_id=2#27707386)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 4:24 PM
Author: Diverse citrine menage foreskin

Tell the dumb HR girl that you have to go to sites unfettered to investigate cases.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848483&forum_id=2#27633274)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 4:26 PM
Author: Fluffy Brass Stead Mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848483&forum_id=2#27633294)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 4:26 PM
Author: pearl talented hall mental disorder

What if I have a legal question that only xo can answer? It is worth wading through a few nigger threads for this service, amirite? What am I missing here?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848483&forum_id=2#27633299)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 4:28 PM
Author: Diverse citrine menage foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848483&forum_id=2#27633316)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 4:24 PM
Author: Free-loading ungodly antidepressant drug

Atta boy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848483&forum_id=2#27633276)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 4:25 PM
Author: Violet disturbing forum boltzmann

whatever happened with your bagel protest?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848483&forum_id=2#27633284)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 4:26 PM
Author: pearl talented hall mental disorder

Sec, client just walked in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848483&forum_id=2#27633304)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 4:54 PM
Author: pearl talented hall mental disorder

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&mc=100&forum_id=2#27564417

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848483&forum_id=2#27633540)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 4:28 PM
Author: cerise boistinker coldplay fan

CHILMATA! Sometime between now and next fall you're in need of a seriously attitude, young man. You'd better get your priorities straight.

HEY! And watch out with that other crowd you're poastin' with. Don't think I haven't noticed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848483&forum_id=2#27633323)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 8:37 PM
Author: Cream Insanely Creepy Kitchen Gay Wizard

we used to lynch freedom haters like her

oh how far amerika has collapsed

HR drones wouldn't exist without affirmative action

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848483&forum_id=2#27635164)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 8:40 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal wrinkle station

this just goes to show, you can lead a horse to water but you can't make him drink it! for YEARS we have been coddling our youth, telling them internet memberships are a RIGHT instead of a PRIVILIGE. well i guess it's about time the "lost" generation learned the way of the world. maybe they should be spending more time thinking about how to get a promotion instead of this "gimme gimme" mentality!! hmmm...makes you think.

but try telling that to a millenial...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848483&forum_id=2#27635188)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 4:07 AM
Author: pearly halford native

this is like that movie Dazed and Confused, only everyone is a douchebag lawyer instead of cool/popular HS football players

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848483&forum_id=2#27638291)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 4:09 AM
Author: sticky aphrodisiac stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848483&forum_id=2#27638294)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 12:43 PM
Author: Violet disturbing forum boltzmann

better than using a VPN service like Private Internet Access?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848483&forum_id=2#27640074)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 12:45 PM
Author: pearl talented hall mental disorder

Bro, I don't know shit about computers or any of that stuff. What I do know is that they haven't offered me any consideration for this modification of my employment contract.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848483&forum_id=2#27640096)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 11:38 AM
Author: Lavender Shivering Liquid Oxygen

that's not relevant.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848483&forum_id=2#27707400)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 11:44 AM
Author: pearl talented hall mental disorder

What do you mean it isn't relevant?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848483&forum_id=2#27707428)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 1:06 PM
Author: kink-friendly appetizing pocket flask

what dumb advice. if they think you're taking information out of the company by proxy they might think you are stealing confidential documents and shit.

Joeseph "Joey" P. Albericci, Drexel DRAGON JD (Thomas R. Kline School) 13



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848483&forum_id=2#27640286)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 11:33 AM
Author: Anal nowag area

Nah they can still monitor your computer keystrokes and look in your cache probably

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848483&forum_id=2#27707378)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 4:22 AM
Author: Lake box office

180 response

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848483&forum_id=2#27638302)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 5:44 AM
Author: Deranged Field

letting nothing get in the way of your SOTY campaign.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848483&forum_id=2#27638322)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 12:39 PM
Author: pearl talented hall mental disorder

I'm expecting a little backlash from the HR girl today or later this week. I'm still wound up over this. So last night as I was falling asleep a thought occurred to me. They are trying to modify my employment contract without consideration. If the HR girls brings it up I am going to tell her they can monitor my internet usage for $1,200/year. Seems fair.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848483&forum_id=2#27640041)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 11:29 AM
Author: pearl talented hall mental disorder

Just finished our Friday morning meeting. When it was the HR girl's turn to speak she said she is *still* waiting for me and one other attorney to sign the new internet policy.

The other attorney (who is as big a hippy as I am) wasn't at the meeting to comment. I pretended I was more interested in picking my fingernails than what the HR girl was saying.

The partner acted like he didn't know what she was talking about so the HR says to him, "You even signed it." The partner said, "Okay . . .".

I kept picking my fingernails. I'm not signing it bros.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848483&forum_id=2#27707353)



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Date: September 3rd, 2015 11:34 PM
Author: adventurous theater stage

You brave scholar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848483&forum_id=2#28685402)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 11:31 AM
Author: pearly halford native

u should have stood up and said you were going to get Aerosmith tickets, then strode out of the office defiantly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848483&forum_id=2#27707363)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 11:36 AM
Author: Anal nowag area

Make her provide a list of websites that are harmful or whatever. If she refuses, say you arent comfortable signing such an indefinite doc. If she does, she will probably give you a list of like twenty websites that you probably dont visit anyway, and if they try to get you down the line you can say you abided by the list.

Man nothing gets my blood boiling more than Hr bullshit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848483&forum_id=2#27707391)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 11:37 AM
Author: pearly halford native

good idea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848483&forum_id=2#27707394)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 11:39 AM
Author: pearl talented hall mental disorder

Yeah, I like this idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848483&forum_id=2#27707404)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 11:40 AM
Author: pearly halford native

SLOWWWWW RIDDDDEE

TAKE IT EASSSSYYYY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848483&forum_id=2#27707409)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 11:43 AM
Author: charismatic ultramarine goal in life potus

you really showed that hr girl making $50k a year who's boss!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2848483&forum_id=2#27707421)