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wife made a fucking mess snapping spaghetti noodles in half before boiling

she made spaghetti last night using a large pot that could h...
very tactful mother
  06/29/24
She longs for the fist brother
Out-of-control lemon affirmative action rehab
  06/22/25
what a disaster never let an Italian see this
Multi-colored pungent stage lettuce
  06/29/24
Italians get ridiculously snobby over a bunch of carbs
fiercely-loyal tanning salon famous landscape painting
  06/29/24
wait until you try to have a milky coffee after breakfast
Multi-colored pungent stage lettuce
  06/29/24
here is footage of Albanian soccer fans taunting Italian soc...
Multi-colored pungent stage lettuce
  06/29/24
180
chartreuse ticket booth
  06/29/24
Link delivered
Razzmatazz Mauve National Electric Furnace
  06/29/24
180
brass philosopher-king
  06/29/24
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vigorous saffron hell
  06/29/24
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Electric Coiffed Milk
  06/29/24
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very tactful mother
  07/02/24
dont use cheap pasta
chartreuse ticket booth
  06/29/24
sounds like you have some major marital problems man
henna contagious preventive strike
  06/29/24
Tell her to snap them inside the pot, just above the boiling...
Glittery slap-happy volcanic crater site
  06/29/24
and get 3rd degree hot water burns, yes, yes
chartreuse ticket booth
  06/29/24
It’s not that hard. You can snap them pointing downwar...
Glittery slap-happy volcanic crater site
  06/29/24
pointing down is credited. My ProTip is to hold hands like 1...
chartreuse ticket booth
  06/29/24
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Glittery slap-happy volcanic crater site
  06/29/24
No, you bastard, the "pro tip" is not to snap past...
Dashing idiotic really tough guy
  06/22/25
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naked locus people who are hurt
  06/22/25
even if you use a smaller pot you can put them in partially ...
henna contagious preventive strike
  06/29/24
correct. breaking spaghetti or bucatini noodles is ttt, you...
Provocative Light Legend
  06/29/24
Not if you have kids and end up cutting them into little pie...
Glittery slap-happy volcanic crater site
  06/29/24
fair enough, granted. it makes the spaghetti worse though, i...
Provocative Light Legend
  07/02/24
"It doesn't carry the sauce as well." WHAT A FUCK...
Puce Adventurous Striped Hyena Stage
  06/22/25
It sounds like she’s *gasp* GASLIGHTING you by pretend...
Razzmatazz Mauve National Electric Furnace
  06/29/24
Snap one of her arms
drab organic girlfriend
  06/29/24
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titillating whorehouse
  06/22/25
shards on the floor already wife’s spaghetti
indigo ladyboy theatre
  06/29/24
(Carlo from Carlo and Sarah)
Violent turquoise shrine
  06/29/24
Jfc
Motley embarrassed to the bone point patrolman
  06/29/24
AESTD Anal, eat spaghetti, then dump
Electric Coiffed Milk
  06/29/24
she did it again
very tactful mother
  06/22/25
you know you can just buy shorter noodles that are presnappe...
Alcoholic Galvanic Trust Fund Set
  06/22/25
I'm not familiar with this aspect of prole culture. How do y...
naked locus people who are hurt
  06/22/25
You can't get any more prole jfc
Out-of-control lemon affirmative action rehab
  06/22/25


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Date: June 29th, 2024 9:44 AM
Author: very tactful mother

she made spaghetti last night using a large pot that could have accommodated 3 lbs of pasta no problem, said she grew up with small pots and can't break the habit of snapping them out of the box sending 100 pasta shards over the range, counters, floor. barbarous way to prepare pasta.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2#47791749)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: Out-of-control lemon affirmative action rehab

She longs for the fist brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2#49041226)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 9:47 AM
Author: Multi-colored pungent stage lettuce

what a disaster

never let an Italian see this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2#47791755)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:15 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal tanning salon famous landscape painting

Italians get ridiculously snobby over a bunch of carbs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2#47791815)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:21 AM
Author: Multi-colored pungent stage lettuce

wait until you try to have a milky coffee after breakfast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2#47791832)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 9:48 AM
Author: Multi-colored pungent stage lettuce

here is footage of Albanian soccer fans taunting Italian soccer fans ahead of a Euro 2024 soccer game by breaking packets of spaghetti in the Italians' faces

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=htmaP-lfCbc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2#47791759)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:22 AM
Author: chartreuse ticket booth

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2#47791834)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:28 AM
Author: Razzmatazz Mauve National Electric Furnace

Link delivered

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2#47791865)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:37 AM
Author: brass philosopher-king

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2#47791885)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 11:44 AM
Author: vigorous saffron hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2#47792033)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 12:01 PM
Author: Electric Coiffed Milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2#47792071)



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Date: July 2nd, 2024 1:38 PM
Author: very tactful mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2#47802078)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:17 AM
Author: chartreuse ticket booth

dont use cheap pasta

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2#47791817)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:19 AM
Author: henna contagious preventive strike

sounds like you have some major marital problems man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2#47791822)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:21 AM
Author: Glittery slap-happy volcanic crater site

Tell her to snap them inside the pot, just above the boiling water, so all the pieces fall inside

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2#47791830)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:22 AM
Author: chartreuse ticket booth

and get 3rd degree hot water burns, yes, yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2#47791838)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:23 AM
Author: Glittery slap-happy volcanic crater site

It’s not that hard. You can snap them pointing downward and direct the path of the shards

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2#47791840)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:27 AM
Author: chartreuse ticket booth

pointing down is credited. My ProTip is to hold hands like 1-2" apart to control the snap area and thereby minimize pasta shrapnel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2#47791855)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:50 AM
Author: Glittery slap-happy volcanic crater site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2#47791898)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 7:05 PM
Author: Dashing idiotic really tough guy

No, you bastard, the "pro tip" is not to snap pasta in the first place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2#49041080)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: naked locus people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2#49041096)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:25 AM
Author: henna contagious preventive strike

even if you use a smaller pot you can put them in partially until they soften then push them down into the water. breaking them in half is ttt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2#47791847)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:52 AM
Author: Provocative Light Legend

correct. breaking spaghetti or bucatini noodles is ttt, you want them long

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2#47791903)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 11:44 AM
Author: Glittery slap-happy volcanic crater site

Not if you have kids and end up cutting them into little pieces anyway

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2#47792034)



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Date: July 2nd, 2024 5:24 PM
Author: Provocative Light Legend

fair enough, granted. it makes the spaghetti worse though, it doesn't carry the sauce as well

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2#47803154)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 8:01 PM
Author: Puce Adventurous Striped Hyena Stage

"It doesn't carry the sauce as well."

WHAT A FUCKING FAGGOT THING TO SAY.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2#49041233)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:32 AM
Author: Razzmatazz Mauve National Electric Furnace

It sounds like she’s *gasp* GASLIGHTING you by pretending she “can’t break the habit” when it reality she just thinks her way is better and knows she can do it the way she prefers and you won’t do shit about it. You should tell her you prefer bucatini and have her make that instead. The thicker noodle doesn’t stay curled around the fork properly if it’s too short so it forces the issue of leaving it longer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2#47791875)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:37 AM
Author: drab organic girlfriend

Snap one of her arms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2#47791884)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: titillating whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2#49041168)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:51 AM
Author: indigo ladyboy theatre

shards on the floor already wife’s spaghetti

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2#47791901)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 11:20 AM
Author: Violent turquoise shrine

(Carlo from Carlo and Sarah)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2#47791970)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 11:43 AM
Author: Motley embarrassed to the bone point patrolman

Jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2#47792031)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 12:01 PM
Author: Electric Coiffed Milk

AESTD

Anal, eat spaghetti, then dump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2#47792069)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: very tactful mother

she did it again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2#49040932)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 6:12 PM
Author: Alcoholic Galvanic Trust Fund Set

you know you can just buy shorter noodles that are presnapped for the same amount of money right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2#49040941)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 7:13 PM
Author: naked locus people who are hurt

I'm not familiar with this aspect of prole culture. How do you "snap" spaghetti? It's literally just dough.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2#49041107)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 8:00 PM
Author: Out-of-control lemon affirmative action rehab

You can't get any more prole jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2#49041232)