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uncle called out my toupee at sunday dinner
| odious transparent space | 08/25/24 |
| Bisexual idea he suggested home | 08/25/24 |
| odious transparent space | 08/25/24 |
| Bisexual idea he suggested home | 08/25/24 |
| odious transparent space | 08/25/24 |
| Bisexual idea he suggested home | 08/25/24 |
| odious transparent space | 08/25/24 |
| odious transparent space | 08/25/24 |
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| odious transparent space | 08/25/24 |
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| odious transparent space | 08/25/24 |
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Date: August 25th, 2024 6:50 PM Author: odious transparent space i tried to brush him off, but he'd been drinking a lot of wine and was kinda ornery. so he just kept hammering at me, even when other people tried to steer the conversation to other topics. finally i got pissed and yelled "THIS IS MY FUCKING HAIR". he got up and tried to get me in a headlock so he could rip off my toupee. i was twisting and jerking like a chicken and ended up kicking over a bowl of salad near the edge of the table. just as i was wriggling free he got his nails under the mesh a little bit in the front and pulled the toupee up a bit. i yelled "MY EYE" and covered my eye with two hands, so that they also covered the ripped part of the hairline. then i ran to the bathroom. poasting from there now. i don't think anybody noticed the rip in the melee. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5583047&forum_id=2#48007160) |
Date: August 25th, 2024 6:52 PM Author: Bisexual idea he suggested home next time just say "its a HAIR SYSTEM, not a toupee" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5583047&forum_id=2#48007168) |
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Date: August 25th, 2024 6:53 PM Author: odious transparent space the whole point is that i dont want anybody to know lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5583047&forum_id=2#48007173) |
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Date: August 25th, 2024 6:59 PM Author: Bisexual idea he suggested home be a man, OWN it, say its a HAIR SYSTEM. emphasize it.
then show them pics w and wo it and they will be amazed at how much better you look.
start a local chapter and champion HAIR SYSTEMS |
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Date: August 25th, 2024 6:59 PM Author: odious transparent space man, i wish i could be that brave (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5583047&forum_id=2#48007208) |
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Date: August 25th, 2024 7:01 PM Author: Bisexual idea he suggested home poast pics of your HAIR SYSTEM and we can let you know if its actually passable, it doesnt even need to be on your head
quality varies VASTLY from different providers |
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Date: August 25th, 2024 7:34 PM Author: odious transparent space let me just assure you that my system is VERY good (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5583047&forum_id=2#48007331) |
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Date: August 25th, 2024 6:53 PM Author: odious transparent space i can hear my grandmother crying in the kitchen about the salad :( (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5583047&forum_id=2#48007175) |
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Date: August 26th, 2024 10:26 AM Author: Buff fortuitous meteor new version she's crying about your hair (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5583047&forum_id=2#48009040) |
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Date: September 21st, 2024 4:54 PM Author: Alcoholic kitty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5583047&forum_id=2#48117548) |
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Date: September 21st, 2024 4:54 PM Author: Bisexual idea he suggested home (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5583047&forum_id=2#48117550) |
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Date: August 25th, 2024 6:58 PM Author: odious transparent space vacuum just started up. i guess they have to get the pumpkin seeds from the salad out of the carpet (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5583047&forum_id=2#48007198) |
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Date: September 21st, 2024 5:12 PM Author: Alcoholic kitty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5583047&forum_id=2#48117610) |
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Date: August 25th, 2024 7:37 PM Author: swashbuckling cumskin imagined this as a skit from I Think You Should Leave (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5583047&forum_id=2#48007347) |
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Date: August 25th, 2024 8:03 PM Author: odious transparent space unfortunately, this is my life (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5583047&forum_id=2#48007416) |
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Date: August 25th, 2024 8:35 PM Author: Bisexual idea he suggested home INT. UNCLE LEO’S HOUSE - DINNER TIME
The dining room is bustling with activity. The table is filled with various dishes, and the aroma of home-cooked food fills the air. Kramer, Jerry, and George are seated at the table with Uncle Leo, who is enthusiastically serving food.
Uncle Leo: (excitedly) Alright, everyone! Dig in! Tonight’s dinner is extra special.
Kramer: (nervously) Thanks, Uncle Leo. Everything looks amazing.
Jerry: (eyeing the spread) Yeah, you really went all out.
George: (scooping some salad onto his plate) This salad looks great. What’s the secret?
Uncle Leo: (proudly) Ah, just a little something I whipped up. Nothing fancy.
The conversation continues as everyone serves themselves. Uncle Leo occasionally glances at Kramer’s toupee with a scrutinizing look.
Uncle Leo: (casually) You know, Kramer, I’ve been meaning to ask you something.
Kramer: (hesitantly) Oh? What’s that, Uncle Leo?
Uncle Leo: (squinting) Are you sure that’s not a toupee you’re wearing?
Kramer: (nervously) What? No, no. It’s all mine!
Uncle Leo: (squinting even harder) I’m not so sure. It looks a bit… different.
Jerry: (smirking) Uncle Leo’s got a keen eye for these things.
George: (whispering to Jerry) I have a bad feeling about this.
Uncle Leo’s eyes narrow, and he leans in closer to Kramer.
Uncle Leo: (suspiciously) Kramer, I’m telling you, it looks like a toupee. Let me just—
Without warning, Uncle Leo reaches out and yanks at Kramer’s toupee. Kramer gasps as his toupee is ripped off, sending a bowl of salad flying off the edge of the table. The salad lands in a heap on the floor.
Kramer: (shocked) Hey! What the—?
The room falls silent as everyone stares at Kramer’s exposed head. Kramer’s face turns red as he scrambles to cover his head with his hands. In his panic, he knocks over his chair and stumbles backward.
Jerry: (trying not to laugh) Oh, boy. This is something.
George: (to Jerry) This is a disaster!
Kramer: (frantically) I’m, uh, I’m just going to the restroom!
Kramer rushes out of the room, leaving a trail of confusion and salad. He slams the restroom door behind him and stares at himself in the mirror, desperately trying to reattach his toupee.
INT. RESTROOM - CONTINUOUS
Kramer fumbles with the toupee, trying to make it stick. He’s sweating and his hands are shaking.
Kramer: (muttering to himself) Come on, come on. Just stick, will ya?
Outside, the commotion has drawn everyone’s attention.
Uncle Leo: (calling out) Kramer, everything okay in there?
Jerry: (trying to be helpful) Uh, he’s just freshening up. Give him a minute.
George: (shaking his head) This is one dinner I won’t forget.
INT. RESTROOM - MOMENTS LATER
Kramer manages to fix the toupee, though it’s slightly askew. He takes a deep breath and opens the door, stepping back into the dining room. Everyone looks at him, trying to act normal.
Kramer: (trying to sound nonchalant) Everything’s fine now. Just needed a little, uh, touch-up.
Uncle Leo: (awkwardly) Well, Kramer, I guess I owe you an apology. I didn’t mean to cause a scene.
Jerry: (smiling) Don’t worry about it, Uncle Leo. It’s all part of the fun.
George: (sitting back down) Yeah, it’s not every day you get a free salad toss.
The dinner resumes, though the mood is decidedly awkward. Kramer keeps a hand on his toupee, glancing around nervously. Uncle Leo tries to make amends by offering more food.
Uncle Leo: (nervously) Help yourselves to more salad. I’ll, uh, clean up the mess.
Jerry: (to Kramer) Well, at least you didn’t lose your toupee completely.
Kramer: (sighing) Yeah, but I’m going to have to keep a closer eye on Uncle Leo from now on.
The scene ends with Kramer tentatively rejoining the table, while Uncle Leo scrambles to clean up the mess and everyone tries to act like the earlier incident never happened.
FADE OUT. |
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Date: August 25th, 2024 9:37 PM Author: odious transparent space exactly (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5583047&forum_id=2#48007766) |
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Date: August 25th, 2024 9:44 PM Author: Talented house-broken puppy I'm totally bald and everyone knows it. I haven't experienced anything but contempt from other people in years (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5583047&forum_id=2#48007779) |
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Date: August 25th, 2024 9:51 PM Author: odious transparent space get a system (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5583047&forum_id=2#48007799) |
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Date: August 25th, 2024 10:07 PM Author: Talented house-broken puppy It's too late for me (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5583047&forum_id=2#48007853) |
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Date: August 25th, 2024 10:06 PM Author: idiotic sex offender rude! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5583047&forum_id=2#48007850) |
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Date: August 26th, 2024 11:31 AM Author: odious transparent space (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5583047&forum_id=2#48009340) |
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Date: August 26th, 2024 11:35 AM Author: Aromatic Shaky Sandwich Sweet Tailpipe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5583047&forum_id=2#48009354) |
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Date: August 26th, 2024 11:36 AM Author: Crusty Galvanic Area Cuck (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5583047&forum_id=2#48009361) |
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Date: September 4th, 2024 1:23 PM Author: odious transparent space (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5583047&forum_id=2#48048172) |
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Date: September 21st, 2024 4:53 PM Author: odious transparent space (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5583047&forum_id=2#48117545) |
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Date: September 21st, 2024 4:54 PM Author: Alcoholic kitty Omg im fucking dying right now
🤣🤣🤣 |
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Date: September 21st, 2024 5:15 PM Author: Electric double fault sneaky criminal (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5583047&forum_id=2#48117613) |
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Date: September 22nd, 2024 12:43 PM Author: Alcoholic kitty Benzo, you had pretty nice hair in the pic i saw of you (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5583047&forum_id=2#48119704) |
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Date: September 22nd, 2024 12:44 PM Author: Spectacular Range (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5583047&forum_id=2#48119708) |
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Date: October 17th, 2024 7:42 PM Author: Alcoholic kitty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5583047&forum_id=2#48209311) |
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Date: October 17th, 2024 7:48 PM Author: Salmon Beady-eyed Trust Fund Filthpig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5583047&forum_id=2#48209330) |
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Date: October 18th, 2024 3:51 PM Author: odious transparent space (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5583047&forum_id=2#48212514) |
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Date: May 21st, 2025 7:07 PM Author: odious transparent space (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5583047&forum_id=2#48952025) |