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Elie Mystal offers sensible take using nuanced hypo

he's a deep thinker. https://x.com/WesternLensman/status/...
yellow meetinghouse wagecucks
  06/30/25
wow lol
exhilarant state
  06/30/25
...
orange fiercely-loyal plaza
  07/01/25
that hair has to be a wig by now, right?
exhilarant state
  06/30/25
it's by far the best thing about his shtik.
yellow meetinghouse wagecucks
  06/30/25
He flamed out after one year in biglaw and realized his real...
Lascivious Cream Theater Alpha
  06/30/25
true. and it shows. his conviction carries him along.
yellow meetinghouse wagecucks
  06/30/25
Really? I thought he famously never passed the bar.
trip henna hairy legs institution
  06/30/25
IIRC he was on the pass list but never actually admitted to ...
Offensive startling hospital degenerate
  06/30/25
why would you not bother getting admitted even if you quit o...
exhilarant state
  06/30/25
I always heard he got C&F dinged Wasn't his dad a cor...
supple honey-headed macaca kitty cat
  06/30/25
NY has that weird C/F process after the results come out and...
yellow meetinghouse wagecucks
  06/30/25
How do the other states do it? I was only ever admitted in N...
Offensive startling hospital degenerate
  07/01/25
In my experience it is supposed to run in the background onc...
misanthropic ebony reading party
  07/01/25
yeah the NY sequencing sucks it drags the whole thing out by...
exhilarant state
  07/01/25
that's the normal way. i'm not sure of the details but NY re...
yellow meetinghouse wagecucks
  07/01/25
not a "laywer" or a "lib" but i think hi...
carmine soggy international law enforcement agency school
  06/30/25
He looks like a villain in a Captain Underpants book.
Bat-shit-crazy duck-like shitlib church building
  06/30/25
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hateful dark trailer park incel
  06/30/25
This guys hair has earned him millions of dollars
costumed jap
  06/30/25
...
yellow meetinghouse wagecucks
  06/30/25
credited hypo that underscores just how absurd and short-sig...
Bateful abode
  06/30/25
He looks like shit. Good Lord.
Violet Razzle Sanctuary Party Of The First Part
  06/30/25
He’s got an Xbox controller sitting on the entertainme...
Vigorous Locale
  06/30/25
...
supple honey-headed macaca kitty cat
  07/01/25
There's also a fan on the floor pointed at his chair.
misanthropic ebony reading party
  07/01/25
Only thing that's amazing about this is that somehow this re...
contagious school cafeteria
  07/01/25
...
Violet Razzle Sanctuary Party Of The First Part
  07/02/25
A century ago, a creature like Mystal would have been hunted...
insecure hunting ground library
  07/02/25
I tried getting an injunction in Court to stop someone from ...
spectacular infuriating space
  07/01/25
how has he not yet died of diabetes or whatever obese nigger...
Yapping rehab organic girlfriend
  07/02/25
Remember how obviously retarded he was on ATL (compared with...
fishy tattoo lodge
  07/02/25
who TF listens to these two ugly nons speaking?
filthy telephone forum
  07/02/25
at 2 minutes in: "we're going to deport consuela un...
burgundy theater stage weed whacker
  07/02/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:32 AM
Author: yellow meetinghouse wagecucks

he's a deep thinker.

https://x.com/WesternLensman/status/1938991814545154381

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060129)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: exhilarant state

wow lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060134)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:29 AM
Author: orange fiercely-loyal plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062540)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: exhilarant state

that hair has to be a wig by now, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060136)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:49 AM
Author: yellow meetinghouse wagecucks

it's by far the best thing about his shtik.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060181)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:52 AM
Author: Lascivious Cream Theater Alpha

He flamed out after one year in biglaw and realized his real passion was hating whitey

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060189)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:52 AM
Author: yellow meetinghouse wagecucks

true. and it shows. his conviction carries him along.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060192)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:08 AM
Author: trip henna hairy legs institution

Really? I thought he famously never passed the bar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:15 AM
Author: Offensive startling hospital degenerate

IIRC he was on the pass list but never actually admitted to the NY bar. Which means either some C&F issue or he flamed out so fast he didn't even finish bar admission

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060284)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: exhilarant state

why would you not bother getting admitted even if you quit or were fired from your job? clear C&F problems

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060306)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: supple honey-headed macaca kitty cat

I always heard he got C&F dinged

Wasn't his dad a corrupt NY politician?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060344)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: yellow meetinghouse wagecucks

NY has that weird C/F process after the results come out and some people who passed never do the paperwork or never pass the C/F test. i have no idea about Mystal, but i can say that his views are less grounded than KBJ's and have been for a long time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062130)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:56 AM
Author: Offensive startling hospital degenerate

How do the other states do it? I was only ever admitted in NY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062589)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:36 AM
Author: misanthropic ebony reading party

In my experience it is supposed to run in the background once you register so you know if there are any issues by the time results are released.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062974)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: exhilarant state

yeah the NY sequencing sucks it drags the whole thing out by an unnecessary additional handful of months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062992)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: yellow meetinghouse wagecucks

that's the normal way. i'm not sure of the details but NY regularly churns out stories about people who pass the NY bar but fail to do the post-passing paperwork and then they start working as if they are lawyers anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062995)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:00 AM
Author: carmine soggy international law enforcement agency school

not a "laywer" or a "lib" but i think his hypo is actually cr

sorry libs the executive can just do stuff and that's how government works

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060219)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:47 AM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy duck-like shitlib church building

He looks like a villain in a Captain Underpants book.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060369)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: hateful dark trailer park incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060440)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:08 PM
Author: costumed jap

This guys hair has earned him millions of dollars

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060396)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:36 PM
Author: yellow meetinghouse wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060465)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:30 PM
Author: Bateful abode

credited hypo that underscores just how absurd and short-sighted the SCOTUS ruling is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:47 PM
Author: Violet Razzle Sanctuary Party Of The First Part

He looks like shit. Good Lord.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062058)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:07 PM
Author: Vigorous Locale

He’s got an Xbox controller sitting on the entertainment center behind him. Probably for one of those scholarship defense simulators

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062100)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 AM
Author: supple honey-headed macaca kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062543)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:35 AM
Author: misanthropic ebony reading party

There's also a fan on the floor pointed at his chair.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062969)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:38 AM
Author: contagious school cafeteria

Only thing that's amazing about this is that somehow this retard makes enough money to not die of starvation on the street which is precisely where he would be in a fit and fully functional society.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062984)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 1:06 AM
Author: Violet Razzle Sanctuary Party Of The First Part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49065256)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 3:34 AM
Author: insecure hunting ground library

A century ago, a creature like Mystal would have been hunted and possibly eaten.

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2294840&mc=47&forum_id=2#23492584

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49065379)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: spectacular infuriating space

I tried getting an injunction in Court to stop someone from moving assets and the Court literally said "fraudsters will be fraudsters so the injunction won't help you anyways."

Of course it was a dumb Judge and I'll be suing to unwind fraudulent transfers for years to come...



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49063001)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 1:13 AM
Author: Yapping rehab organic girlfriend

how has he not yet died of diabetes or whatever obese niggers die from

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49065260)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 1:54 AM
Author: fishy tattoo lodge

Remember how obviously retarded he was on ATL (compared with Lat)?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49065298)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 2:33 AM
Author: filthy telephone forum

who TF listens to these two ugly nons speaking?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49065328)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 3:04 AM
Author: burgundy theater stage weed whacker

at 2 minutes in:

"we're going to deport consuela until the court figures it out"

180, he has to go back

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49065360)