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Any bros feel like zeros compared to their alpha grandfathers?
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Date: June 13th, 2012 12:11 PM Author: hairraiser azn hospital (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1969750&forum_id=2#20879556) |
Date: June 13th, 2012 12:17 PM Author: Vibrant place of business gas station Brou, count me in.
That nigga came from nothing, worked his way up from engineer in a F500, provided for 4 kids, had an awesome marriage, and retired in the fairly large family home with a significant pension and responsible savings. |
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Date: June 13th, 2012 12:18 PM Author: hairraiser azn hospital Cr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1969750&forum_id=2#20879579) |
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Date: June 13th, 2012 12:20 PM Author: Thirsty trip messiness becky I'm visiting my grandfather as we speak. He is a lost breed of quietly pious and upstanding man. Went from being a Southern sharecropper to a do-it-all mechanic capable of fixing anything from lawn mowers to massive jet engines. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1969750&forum_id=2#20879587) |
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Date: June 13th, 2012 12:20 PM Author: hairraiser azn hospital (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1969750&forum_id=2#20879590) |
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Date: June 13th, 2012 12:21 PM Author: Smoky Location imagine if Rockefeller hadn't taught him how to shit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1969750&forum_id=2#20879591) |
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Date: June 13th, 2012 12:23 PM Author: Crimson Foreskin Parlor i respect my grandfathers - but i don't really feel like a zero compared to them, mostly because i make more than they ever did and i'm far smarter than one and a little smarter than the other
they're cool dudes though - i always thought it was pretty alpha that my paternal grandmother never learned to drive (and the grandfather kept it that way) |
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Date: June 13th, 2012 12:24 PM Author: hairraiser azn hospital Congrats bro (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1969750&forum_id=2#20879611) |
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Date: June 13th, 2012 12:44 PM Author: Soggy Sweet Tailpipe Stage my paternal grandma drove, but she never pumped gas. after my grandfather died i was hanging out with her and we stopped at a gas station and she was like "oh, this is the first time in my life i've done this!" i cried later on (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1969750&forum_id=2#20879749) |
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Date: June 13th, 2012 12:49 PM Author: Milky home I got a terrible ache in my stomach. I didn't read your moniker. I thought you were male and let your grandmother pump gas for the first time after she was widowed and didn't realize your mistake until later.
My relief required this post.
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Date: June 13th, 2012 12:52 PM Author: Soggy Sweet Tailpipe Stage awwww! no i helped her even though i was like 12 and a girl. i cried bc i realized how much she had depended on him and now he was gone (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1969750&forum_id=2#20879810) |
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Date: June 13th, 2012 12:25 PM Author: 180 bipolar blood rage office yeah, I think he's ok. It's always funny because he is a hardcore union DEM and regularly pwns my less intelligent uncles/father in political debates (they are all hard right reptiles and try to gang up on him in debate) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1969750&forum_id=2#20879619) |
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Date: June 13th, 2012 12:28 PM Author: hairraiser azn hospital LOL at lazy Boomer reptiles (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1969750&forum_id=2#20879642) |
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Date: June 13th, 2012 12:44 PM Author: Thirsty trip messiness becky (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1969750&forum_id=2#20879743) |
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Date: June 13th, 2012 12:45 PM Author: beta avocado gaming laptop dopamine Awwww cute, is this why youre a shitlib because your retarded grandfather is smarter than the rest of your even more retarded family? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1969750&forum_id=2#20879765) |
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Date: June 13th, 2012 12:27 PM Author: hairraiser azn hospital (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1969750&forum_id=2#20879635) |
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Date: June 13th, 2012 12:32 PM Author: Crimson Foreskin Parlor time to grow into your genetic destiny bro (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1969750&forum_id=2#20879669) |
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Date: June 13th, 2012 12:29 PM Author: Pink area chad yes. both of my grandfathers were alpha as fukk surgeons. Both were doctors during WW2, one of them actually operated on hundreds of casualties during D Day (he was stationed across the channel in England), saved most of them. Other grandfather went to Harvard Med, performed high profile surgeries on the governor, had an entire wing of a hospital named after him when he retired, was mega respected around his city, etc.
Me? TTTT loser nobody lawyer. |
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Date: June 13th, 2012 12:30 PM Author: hairraiser azn hospital I feel your pain brother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1969750&forum_id=2#20879659) |
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Date: June 13th, 2012 7:56 PM Author: Opaque arousing center karate ok bro, but consider how many fewer people there were then. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1969750&forum_id=2#20882469) |
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Date: June 13th, 2012 12:34 PM Author: Sable motley faggotry sanctuary ofs, both my grandfathers were WWII doods, one a medic the other a marine, the medic ended up being probably the most respected dood in his, admittedly small, hometown, owned several of the mainstreet businesses, founding member of the bank, literally 1/3 of the town's population showed up to his visitation, sent a bunch of kids to college when that meant more, two to prestigious schools
other grandfather had several purple hearts from getting shot by japs and killing em, came back to go from basically nothing to an executive at a major company, had a house that was in time magazine, drove dem caddy's with tailfins and was an all around alpha 60's bro
I'm a shitty lawyer
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Date: June 13th, 2012 12:37 PM Author: exhilarant insanely creepy cruise ship Paternal Grandfather fought for the Axis in WWI, immigrated to America, and then was fought in WWII. Wife was a holocaust survivor. Probably died completely disillusioned with humanity and for that I can't really blame him.
Maternal Grandfather ran away from an abusive household, went to a magnet high school, fought in KOREA, but then just decided to sell suits instead of learning a trade or going to college. |
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Date: June 13th, 2012 12:39 PM Author: provocative house grandfather went from hs to marines at 17 to fight japs. gi bill to harvard ug -> mba/ms civil eng ucla -> retired at 55 with 20+ employee eng design firm and large house on golf course in jupiter florida
other grandfather was in russian army during ww2 at 16-17, at end of war moved to france and worked his way up to chef -> moved to dc area and opened dhs type shipping/logistics stores in nova/dc/s md, sold biz at 65 for millions and retired to sarasota, fl. |
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Date: June 13th, 2012 12:41 PM Author: Sable motley faggotry sanctuary alpha jews huh? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1969750&forum_id=2#20879723) |
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Date: June 13th, 2012 8:01 PM Author: Soul-stirring Cumskin OFS see below (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1969750&forum_id=2#20882499) |
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Date: June 13th, 2012 12:42 PM Author: beta avocado gaming laptop dopamine No, I feel like I am following in his hallowed footsteps.
If I was still an immature single and childless manlet, things would be different. |
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Date: June 13th, 2012 12:42 PM Author: insecure violent whorehouse pistol Both my grandfathers were complete scum. Alcoholics and much much worse. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1969750&forum_id=2#20879735) |
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Date: June 13th, 2012 12:49 PM Author: low-t mind-boggling theatre round eye Sorry you got sanduskyed by your grandpas, breh (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1969750&forum_id=2#20879791) |
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Date: June 13th, 2012 12:50 PM Author: beta avocado gaming laptop dopamine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1969750&forum_id=2#20879793) |
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Date: June 13th, 2012 12:45 PM Author: Saffron embarrassed to the bone hairy legs yarmulke not me. my grandfather was a male prostitute. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1969750&forum_id=2#20879758) |
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Date: June 13th, 2012 12:51 PM Author: Crimson Foreskin Parlor i feel like this could be kinda alpha if he had a big cock - then again, i'm gay so my moral compass is a little off (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1969750&forum_id=2#20879800) |
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Date: June 13th, 2012 12:46 PM Author: supple pervert weird how grandfathers are all alpha. my grandfather was dean of a university and my other grandfather was high level management at a large manufacturing company. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1969750&forum_id=2#20879773) |
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Date: June 13th, 2012 12:50 PM Author: Sable motley faggotry sanctuary faded glory man, think how sad they would be to know their grandchildren were shady lawyers (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1969750&forum_id=2#20879797) |
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Date: June 13th, 2012 12:53 PM Author: Comical nowag for mine that would be a huge achievement if they were still around (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1969750&forum_id=2#20879811) |
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Date: June 13th, 2012 12:52 PM Author: Buck-toothed Aphrodisiac Plaza Wagecucks One was a career air force pilot who was awarded several combat medals. He flew F4s in Vietnam and did secret bombing missions in Cambodia. The other was an old money WASP who blew all his money on bad investments late in life. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1969750&forum_id=2#20879803) |
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Date: June 13th, 2012 12:56 PM Author: Light Vivacious Knife My maternal grandfather owned and operated a large potato farm. He built all of the barns and his house with his own hands. He once found my uncle sleeping with a mexican farmhand's daughter and he beat my uncle within an inch of his life. He died of a heart attack after hours of lying against the inside of bathroom door. He wasn't fat, but he was so big that the local firemen couldn't get the bathroom door open to save his life. Unfortunately his substantial property was encumbered heavily with debt.
My paternal grandfather fought in Europe during WWII and worked for the railroads after he returned home. His wife died of Cancer in 1990, and even though the medical bills were over 500k, he wouldn't declare bankruptcy. He made payments until he died at 88.
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Date: June 13th, 2012 9:05 PM Author: Ruby Philosopher-king Internal Respiration So your maternal grandfather worked hard to be poor, and your paternal grandfather sucked creditor cock.
Not impressive. |
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Date: June 13th, 2012 1:30 PM Author: Pearl Nibblets Electric Furnace (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1969750&forum_id=2#20880024) |
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Date: June 13th, 2012 7:34 PM Author: translucent vigorous cuck Well this is the kind of life you can lead if you were an adult during the longest sustained economic expansion the world has ever known.
One grandfather was an engineer in WW2 then went to LS, became a tax lawyer for the mafia and a bunch of other shady motherfuckers and raised 7 kids in NYC. I often kick myself for not taking over this business. The other was a high school principal who enjoyed weed, pornography, and classic 'Vettes at his upstate farmhouse where 4 kids were raised. Me: hoping to crap out enough money from shitlaw to have two kids and a house in shitburban NY by 40. |
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Date: June 13th, 2012 8:00 PM Author: Khaki Macaca Water Buffalo you also got to be a kid during the great depression, live through and/or fight in world wars (which were especially shitty for some of our grandparents in europe/asia), then maybe hop on a boat for a really long and shitty journey to become an american. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1969750&forum_id=2#20882491) |
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Date: June 13th, 2012 7:41 PM Author: Khaki Macaca Water Buffalo yeah, i've always thought that if i could be half as alpha as either of my grandfathers, i'd be OK (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1969750&forum_id=2#20882398) |
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Date: June 13th, 2012 7:46 PM Author: nighttime charcoal business firm My paternal grandfather was some Sort of alpha high ranking officer in the Iranian army. I Never met the dude though as he passed away before I was born (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1969750&forum_id=2#20882414) |
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Date: June 13th, 2012 7:55 PM Author: Opaque arousing center karate Not really. Many of those people lived in ideal conditions for alphaness. Unexplored land, plenty of adventure, few laws aside from the law of the west. Sadly, many just gave it all away. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1969750&forum_id=2#20882466) |
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Date: June 13th, 2012 7:59 PM Author: stimulating crotch ofsssss. gf1: rocket scientist, cartoonist, accordion player; gm1: factory charter, crossword decoder; gf2: wwii cannon masterman with bullet lodged in his forearm; gm2: great chemist and a perfect gm. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1969750&forum_id=2#20882488) |
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Date: June 13th, 2012 10:22 PM Author: stimulating crotch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1969750&forum_id=2#20883478) |
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Date: June 13th, 2012 8:00 PM Author: Soul-stirring Cumskin OFS. Grandpa was a tough, poor Jew in an Italian neighborhood. Got in tons of fights, won a fair number, once might have actually killed another kid as a teenager (he was surrounded by kids with knives, so he picked up a brick, clocked one of them and ran), etc. Went to fascist rallies and threw rocks at them. Gambled, drank, saw Pacific combat in WWII, built shit, helped design and build his own house, amazing at wiring up badass stereo systems. Went back to school in his late 20s, wound up getting a Ph.D from U. Chicago, made a good life for his family in the suburbs, kept working out until his body couldn't handle it anymore (in his 70s). (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1969750&forum_id=2#20882495) |
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Date: June 13th, 2012 8:02 PM Author: Soul-stirring Cumskin Other one was too old for WWII, but was apparently quite a businessman and ladies man. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1969750&forum_id=2#20882505) |
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Date: June 13th, 2012 8:10 PM Author: Beady-eyed haunting goal in life step-uncle's house not alpha, just solid and responsible
one worked on farms his whole life after finishing school at 14. died at 75 from cancer
the other also left school at 14, went away to sea. then after wwII worked on a ferry until he died in his 60s from cancer |
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Date: June 13th, 2012 8:12 PM Author: shimmering duck-like theater pozpig not really. i guess one of my grandfathers is a wwii vet but he is also an awkward pseudointellectual w/ a big inferiority complex who never even tried to do the things he wanted to do in life, stuck with my childlike & selfish grandmother despite not loving her, & ended up taking it out on her and his kids. my other grandfather was prolly pretty cool but all i really know about him is that he was a blue collar alcoholic who pwn3d self in a motorcycle accident when my dad was a kid.
despite being boomers my dad & uncles are way more successful & alpha than their parents |
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Date: June 13th, 2012 8:23 PM Author: Gold point Yes. My paternal grandfather was supposedly incredibly masculine and handsome. He also won some medal for valor in WWII legend has it he grabbed a dude an jumped out of a plane that was going down thus saving his life. However he was also a failed business man files bankruptcy twice and smoked his way to an early death from his 2nd heart attack at age 51. I would have liked to have met him. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1969750&forum_id=2#20882635) |
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Date: June 13th, 2012 8:35 PM Author: Sinister orchestra pit partner one died before i was born but seemed like a reasonably accomplished dude, just a suburban family man. other is minor league famous - his wikipedia page is like 25 paragraphs and his wealth has basically sustained that entire side of the family for the last 30 years. i guess i feel bad, but relatively not really, because nobody else from his lineage has done shit that can even begin to measure up. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1969750&forum_id=2#20882703) |
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Date: June 13th, 2012 8:40 PM Author: Green Box Office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1969750&forum_id=2#20882720) |
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Date: June 13th, 2012 8:53 PM Author: Sinister orchestra pit partner So, you were born with an ASSTON of money? Assuming your gramps died in like 1985, that's like $750 mill adjusted for inflation. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1969750&forum_id=2#20882784) |
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Date: June 13th, 2012 8:41 PM Author: Pearly Crusty Meetinghouse Laser Beams of course (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1969750&forum_id=2#20882721) |