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What is the Scientific Reason Mormon chicks are so hot

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Blathering sable site mad cow disease
  10/05/26
Because you like thick inbred German girls
diverse internal respiration national
  10/05/26
double check the science here
Blathering sable site mad cow disease
  10/05/26
Let me insert in instruments in them for science like the us...
diverse internal respiration national
  10/05/26
just google the stats creep
Blathering sable site mad cow disease
  10/05/26
i think that Utah has an unusually strong English connection...
Histrionic frisky ceo plaza
  10/06/26
they didn't bring in weird mud races until very recently
rusted clown
  10/05/26
That’s a prorr terr
diverse internal respiration national
  10/05/26
It’s because they’re one of the most racially pu...
at-the-ready vigorous quadroon twinkling uncleanness
  10/05/26
imgay
Blathering sable site mad cow disease
  10/05/26
no drinking/drugs/cigs helps them avoid looking beat up by t...
Ungodly therapy address
  10/05/26
oh I got this one. it's because they're descended from Freem...
vivacious hunting ground
  10/06/26
this really explains so much about their behavior.
Appetizing chestnut parlour
  10/06/26
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vivacious hunting ground
  10/06/26
they have a better diet and dont get as fat as other birdshi...
Up-to-no-good Sick Shrine
  10/06/26
They eat cookies and soda constantly
violet stubborn abode puppy
  10/06/26
Never saw him eating a cookie
Up-to-no-good Sick Shrine
  10/06/26
Doesn’t polygamy help with ensuring better male genes ...
Rose aromatic stage roast beef
  10/06/26
In theory, but in practice, since not everyone's doing it an...
Ebony giraffe
  10/06/26
What about historically? Hundreds of years of selective bree...
Rose aromatic stage roast beef
  10/06/26
I mean it could be, or we could just accept the way more obv...
Ebony giraffe
  10/06/26
That’s an interesting take. The only Mormon women I re...
Multi-colored Mewling Dysfunction Crackhouse
  10/06/26
Mormons only did it for like 50 years
exciting snowy haunted graveyard
  10/06/26
We'll need some convincing evidence for this claim
Fucking Fuckface
  10/06/26
https://www.instagram.com/p/DPyz2pQEibV/
violet stubborn abode puppy
  10/06/26
I'd give her plenty of missionary work, alright. Claim check...
Fucking Fuckface
  10/06/26
I've seen some pretty ugly ones around here.
startled drunken feces
  10/06/26
Most are not that hot IRL, you just fetishize them.
exciting snowy haunted graveyard
  10/06/26
No u
Blathering sable site mad cow disease
  10/06/26
i've been standing in a walmart parking lot and had two hot ...
rusted clown
  10/06/26
Wow
Juden Peterstein
  10/06/26
https://www.instagram.com/reel/Dc_fl9BhZNh
Cordovan native useless brakes
  10/06/26
10-15% Danish helps. There were 18k Danes who came over to U...
soul-stirring prole juggernaut
  10/06/26
interesting wrinkle
Appetizing chestnut parlour
  10/07/26
(Me examining some tight, hairless Mormanus)
Cordovan native useless brakes
  10/07/26


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Date: October 5th, 2026 7:35 PM
Author: Blathering sable site mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910080&forum_id=2#50173185)



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Date: October 5th, 2026 7:36 PM
Author: diverse internal respiration national

Because you like thick inbred German girls

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910080&forum_id=2#50173186)



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Date: October 5th, 2026 7:41 PM
Author: Blathering sable site mad cow disease

double check the science here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910080&forum_id=2#50173193)



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Date: October 5th, 2026 7:44 PM
Author: diverse internal respiration national

Let me insert in instruments in them for science like the usc doctor and report back

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910080&forum_id=2#50173196)



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Date: October 5th, 2026 7:45 PM
Author: Blathering sable site mad cow disease

just google the stats creep

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910080&forum_id=2#50173198)



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Date: October 6th, 2026 12:28 PM
Author: Histrionic frisky ceo plaza

i think that Utah has an unusually strong English connection, not German?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910080&forum_id=2#50174156)



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Date: October 5th, 2026 7:38 PM
Author: rusted clown

they didn't bring in weird mud races until very recently



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910080&forum_id=2#50173188)



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Date: October 5th, 2026 7:39 PM
Author: diverse internal respiration national

That’s a prorr terr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910080&forum_id=2#50173191)



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Date: October 5th, 2026 10:16 PM
Author: at-the-ready vigorous quadroon twinkling uncleanness

It’s because they’re one of the most racially pure US subgroups that are from mostly Anglo Saxon stock. You see this in some other parts of the us like rural New England and some parts of the South. In other parts there has been so much racial cross contamination the features get softened and the proportions thrown. Only rarely are cross race mixes like German and Brazilian eugenic from a female beauty standpoint.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910080&forum_id=2#50173393)



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Date: October 5th, 2026 10:17 PM
Author: Blathering sable site mad cow disease

imgay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910080&forum_id=2#50173397)



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Date: October 5th, 2026 10:22 PM
Author: Ungodly therapy address

no drinking/drugs/cigs helps them avoid looking beat up by the time they are 22.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910080&forum_id=2#50173408)



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Date: October 6th, 2026 3:21 AM
Author: vivacious hunting ground

oh I got this one. it's because they're descended from Freemasons; the lodge structure in Western New York was where Joseph Smith did most of his early recruiting. so everyone was pre-selected for being chummy and high self-esteem.

this was an era when 5% of people in that part of the country were masons so they weren't super elites.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910080&forum_id=2#50173627)



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Date: October 6th, 2026 3:27 AM
Author: Appetizing chestnut parlour

this really explains so much about their behavior.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910080&forum_id=2#50173630)



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Date: October 6th, 2026 2:54 PM
Author: vivacious hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910080&forum_id=2#50174409)



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Date: October 6th, 2026 4:01 AM
Author: Up-to-no-good Sick Shrine

they have a better diet and dont get as fat as other birdshits. the guys are also super furking gorgeous, i had a spanish teacher in HS who was a mormon and he was a stunning guy. mitt romney is also an amazing piece of man juice for his age, a stunning marvelous creation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910080&forum_id=2#50173648)



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Date: October 6th, 2026 4:44 AM
Author: violet stubborn abode puppy

They eat cookies and soda constantly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910080&forum_id=2#50173651)



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Date: October 6th, 2026 5:51 AM
Author: Up-to-no-good Sick Shrine

Never saw him eating a cookie

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910080&forum_id=2#50173663)



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Date: October 6th, 2026 9:57 AM
Author: Rose aromatic stage roast beef

Doesn’t polygamy help with ensuring better male genes reproduce and filtering out low quality male genes? The most successful guys get the most wives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910080&forum_id=2#50173910)



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Date: October 6th, 2026 10:01 AM
Author: Ebony giraffe

In theory, but in practice, since not everyone's doing it and it's just weird little sects, it's a bunch of inbred losers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910080&forum_id=2#50173923)



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Date: October 6th, 2026 10:02 AM
Author: Rose aromatic stage roast beef

What about historically? Hundreds of years of selective breeding makes a difference. See Jews breeding for Talmudic reasoning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910080&forum_id=2#50173924)



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Date: October 6th, 2026 10:06 AM
Author: Ebony giraffe

I mean it could be, or we could just accept the way more obvious explanation that a religion that prioritizes traditional femininity and doesn't buy into stupid-bullshit excuses for obesity and instead sees it as an outward manifestation of sin (I knew a mormon girl who struggled with eating disorders for over a decade that left her wrecked psychologically, but she was HOT AS FUCK; looked like luna lovegood with big tits).

Mormons were not considered a particularly attractive race prior to the national obesity epidemic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910080&forum_id=2#50173934)



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Date: October 6th, 2026 10:22 AM
Author: Multi-colored Mewling Dysfunction Crackhouse

That’s an interesting take. The only Mormon women I remember pre-1990 or so were the Osmonds (particularly Marie) who was considered more “wholesome pretty” than “hot.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910080&forum_id=2#50173954)



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Date: October 6th, 2026 10:07 AM
Author: exciting snowy haunted graveyard

Mormons only did it for like 50 years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910080&forum_id=2#50173936)



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Date: October 6th, 2026 9:58 AM
Author: Fucking Fuckface

We'll need some convincing evidence for this claim

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910080&forum_id=2#50173914)



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Date: October 6th, 2026 12:16 PM
Author: violet stubborn abode puppy

https://www.instagram.com/p/DPyz2pQEibV/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910080&forum_id=2#50174135)



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Date: October 6th, 2026 1:05 PM
Author: Fucking Fuckface

I'd give her plenty of missionary work, alright. Claim checks out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910080&forum_id=2#50174201)



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Date: October 6th, 2026 10:00 AM
Author: startled drunken feces

I've seen some pretty ugly ones around here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910080&forum_id=2#50173922)



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Date: October 6th, 2026 10:04 AM
Author: exciting snowy haunted graveyard

Most are not that hot IRL, you just fetishize them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910080&forum_id=2#50173932)



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Date: October 6th, 2026 10:25 AM
Author: Blathering sable site mad cow disease

No u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910080&forum_id=2#50173959)



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Date: October 6th, 2026 1:18 PM
Author: rusted clown

i've been standing in a walmart parking lot and had two hot mormon girls pull up next to me and ask if i wanted to go to church.

they know what they are doing.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910080&forum_id=2#50174227)



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Date: October 6th, 2026 1:36 PM
Author: Juden Peterstein

Wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910080&forum_id=2#50174247)



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Date: October 6th, 2026 1:35 PM
Author: Cordovan native useless brakes

https://www.instagram.com/reel/Dc_fl9BhZNh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910080&forum_id=2#50174246)



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Date: October 6th, 2026 1:56 PM
Author: soul-stirring prole juggernaut

10-15% Danish helps. There were 18k Danes who came over to Utah bc of a mass conversion pipeline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910080&forum_id=2#50174282)



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Date: October 7th, 2026 7:16 AM
Author: Appetizing chestnut parlour

interesting wrinkle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910080&forum_id=2#50175617)



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Date: October 7th, 2026 9:24 AM
Author: Cordovan native useless brakes

(Me examining some tight, hairless Mormanus)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910080&forum_id=2#50175770)