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Based on the writing style and obsession with <objective&...
Henna offensive candlestick maker brunch
  03/08/07
Pensive?
Orchid vibrant chad
  03/08/07
Obsession with IQ? Date: March 8th, 2007 6:17 PM Author:...
Henna offensive candlestick maker brunch
  03/08/07
...
Henna offensive candlestick maker brunch
  03/08/07
Blatant GF trolling? >and my gf is a typical girl peop...
Henna offensive candlestick maker brunch
  03/08/07
Egomaniacal, delusional and obsessed with rating women on th...
Aphrodisiac rigor
  03/08/07
yeah i actually thought those numbers were pretty funny. bu...
Naked police squad
  03/08/07
Who but pensive, being unemployed, has this much time to run...
Henna offensive candlestick maker brunch
  03/08/07
Characteristic phrases? >i wouldn't trade places with ...
Henna offensive candlestick maker brunch
  03/08/07
Ridiculously retarded attempt at boasting AND covering his t...
Henna offensive candlestick maker brunch
  03/08/07
obsessing over pensive much?
Milky Razzle-dazzle Hall Useless Brakes
  03/08/07
a) Don't blame me because I pick up clues from flamebait pos...
Henna offensive candlestick maker brunch
  03/08/07
a,b,c) what are you planning to do about any of this? srsly....
Milky Razzle-dazzle Hall Useless Brakes
  03/08/07
Not sure, but thanks for bumping.
Henna offensive candlestick maker brunch
  03/08/07
Plus, pensive, no one cares about trolling and flaming in th...
Henna offensive candlestick maker brunch
  03/08/07
Uh, pensive, why do you keep deleting your posts from this t...
Henna offensive candlestick maker brunch
  03/08/07
see my question above. btw i am not pensive.
Milky Razzle-dazzle Hall Useless Brakes
  03/08/07
Thanks for the bump! Because you say you're not pensive, you...
Henna offensive candlestick maker brunch
  03/08/07
120
Milky Razzle-dazzle Hall Useless Brakes
  03/08/07
BTW, I just glanced at the New Messages log. It sure looks l...
Henna offensive candlestick maker brunch
  03/08/07
FWIW, I support this thread. As soon as I saw pensive reply...
ebony community account area
  03/08/07
Hi Vector! Seriously though, pensive aka Mike Church has ...
Henna offensive candlestick maker brunch
  03/08/07
maybe pensive just found someone who has the intellect to be...
Bateful Bawdyhouse Internal Respiration
  03/08/07
Please stop implying that Pensive isn't 174. TY.
Aphrodisiac rigor
  03/09/07
...
Orchid vibrant chad
  03/08/07
...
Henna offensive candlestick maker brunch
  03/08/07
excellent job man
Lavender piazza hunting ground
  03/09/07
Good detective work. This ship will be sailing.
aromatic black toaster
  03/09/07
how shall we go about enacting revenge on this little dweeb?
Lavender piazza hunting ground
  03/09/07
Do you have something in mind?
aromatic black toaster
  03/09/07
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=592218&for...
Henna offensive candlestick maker brunch
  03/09/07
Also, getting caught flaming is one of pensive's trademarks
Fishy impertinent volcanic crater
  03/09/07
rofl, yasfrat.
Orchid vibrant chad
  03/09/07
...
lascivious church building trust fund
  03/09/07
bump for final outing of pensive=pauliewalnuts=hitlerhitlerh...
Hairraiser anal partner
  03/30/07
...
Buck-toothed multi-billionaire
  03/30/07
bump for XO-surfing Keker paralegal
Rough-skinned jade stock car parlour
  01/27/08


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Date: March 8th, 2007 6:14 PM
Author: Henna offensive candlestick maker brunch

Based on the writing style and obsession with <objective> figures, guess the poster who wrote this:

>as far as "C", you are just flat wrong. she's not that attractive (men would pick my GF over her, physically, 80-90% of the time; men would pick my GF over her, physically+nonphysically, 60-75% of the time).

EDIT:

But wait! Why did he blank this out?

It's a good thing I saved the page as a PDF!

Whew!

Why did I save it as a PDF? It's because I'm so fucking tired of pauliewalnuts' schtick and I just want the normal shittalking xoxo back without people getting hurt and servers slowing down.

If anyone wants a copy, email me!

EDIT2: Here's the post in its entirety!

Date: March 8th, 2007 5:58 PM

Author: Prof. Brian Leiter

as far as "D", i would be stupid to discuss those things.

as far as "C", you are just flat wrong. she's not that attractive (men would pick my GF over her, physically, 80-90% of the time; men would pick my GF over her, physically+nonphysically, 60-75% of the time).

as far as "B", i can tell you for a fact that many/most YLS grads are no better off than i am

as far as "A", if you're trying to say she pwns me, you need to talk about what you think is rich

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=592131&forum_id=2#7726308

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=592183&forum_id=2#7726355)





Date: March 8th, 2007 6:19 PM
Author: Orchid vibrant chad

Pensive?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=592183&forum_id=2#7726365)





Date: March 8th, 2007 6:21 PM
Author: Henna offensive candlestick maker brunch

Obsession with IQ?

Date: March 8th, 2007 6:17 PM

Author: Prof. Brian Leiter

what's your IQ? 115 at tops.

you think that she's getting 'credibility' out of this? huh?

btw, i wish her the best and hope she goes on to a good legal career. all i've ever said is she should've just ignored the stuff *other* xoxo'ers posted (i didnt post any of that stuff and i challenge you to show that i did)

words? words are all i want. i *dont* want IRL proofs out there. this is one thing i learned from this whole debacle. carry on... blah blah, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=592131&forum_id=2#7726359

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=592183&forum_id=2#7726368)





Date: March 8th, 2007 6:36 PM
Author: Henna offensive candlestick maker brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=592183&forum_id=2#7726410)





Date: March 8th, 2007 6:24 PM
Author: Henna offensive candlestick maker brunch

Blatant GF trolling?

>and my gf is a typical girl people would consider hot, and i love her a lot because she's funny, smart, and secure.

Rancid pensive trolling?

>i'll stick to talking to pensive if i want to have a deep conversation.

Date: March 8th, 2007 5:53 PM

Author: Prof. Brian Leiter

my gf isn't a supermodel and i don't have a killer job--i have a job probably similar to the one you'll have when you grad LS. you might do more or less doc review, etc, but the differences will be minor. and my gf is a typical girl people would consider hot, and i love her a lot because she's funny, smart, and secure. this despite "only" being at a non-elite LS. the rest of the stuff you say is just stupid.

as far as the "doing stupid things" part, i was referring to all the people i know in Law who have good credentials but are miserable/insecure. and yes, they do a lot of stupid things. you can say i do stupid things too, that's fine and there's no use for me to defend myself here. i'm not interested in that. i'm smarter than you so i'll stick to talking to pensive if i want to have a deep conversation.

p.s. i "picked" your curiosity? sweeTTT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=592131&forum_id=2#7726297)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=592183&forum_id=2#7726375)





Date: March 8th, 2007 6:22 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac rigor

Egomaniacal, delusional and obsessed with rating women on the internet?

Oh, that narrows it down...



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=592183&forum_id=2#7726371)





Date: March 8th, 2007 6:26 PM
Author: Naked police squad

yeah i actually thought those numbers were pretty funny. but i just assumed that the guy went out and took a poll or something.

then i realized that with all the time he spends trolling this place he probably doesn't have time to take a poll.

it also occurred to me that he probably doesn't have a girlfriend, attractive or otherwise (because seriously, who would date such an assclown?)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=592183&forum_id=2#7726379)





Date: March 8th, 2007 6:34 PM
Author: Henna offensive candlestick maker brunch

Who but pensive, being unemployed, has this much time to run such a schtick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=592183&forum_id=2#7726401)





Date: March 8th, 2007 6:31 PM
Author: Henna offensive candlestick maker brunch

Characteristic phrases?

>i wouldn't trade places with her.

>sometimes in relationships when i was younger, i was a jerk, but no moreso than the typical college or law school student.

Unrestrained verbal diarrhea?

Date: March 8th, 2007 6:13 PM

Author: Prof. Brian Leiter

i have a lot of reasons i'm not going to reveal a lot. but sure, if you want to think that i'm not a lawyer (despite all the things i've discussed about law school, associate life, etc) you're free to think so. in fact, i encourage it.

as far as heide, i DO respect her. i said before, i think the best thing about Heide Iravani is her YLS credential. that said, that doesn't pwn anyone at all. i wouldn't trade places with her. she's in the 'moderately attractive' category. i'm better and my gf is better. but again, believe whatever you want. earl agrees with me and earl was outed and turned out to be a guy girls find attractive and who (and i believe him) gets women. i similarly have never had a problem getting women--sometimes in relationships when i was younger, i was a jerk, but no moreso than the typical college or law school student.

i'm not as accomplished as Heide in the LS department (who is) but i never claimed to be so.

i never targeted Heide. i dont focus on her--i found her way, way behind other of the girls on T14. im not the one who posts all the threads about her or googlebombs her.

i didnt care about heide or her story at all until i found out that she had douchey 'reputation defenders' working for her. that is too funny.

i'm done with this because it bores me. i've basically NEVER focused on heide. i'm not sure why you think that my 'pauliewalnuts' schtick has anything to do with heide's mess. maybe you're stupid and can't follow xoxo very well. i'm not a persian fetishist and heide is cool by me. i wish her the best. she's stupid if she sticks with Rep Defender, because they're just ensuring that she gets press attention and message board attention down the line.

my gf is beautiful and talented--maybe not YLS but she's better looking than heide and comes from an awesome family--and i know she wouldn't care if guys posted pictures of her and said she's hot. why? bc she is secure. and, know what? she's more secure than me. and probably more secure than you. and most other people. now *that* is what i consider to be pwnage.

summary: heide is pretty smart, pretty well educated, but *not* that attractive, and certainly doesnt seem very personable or cool.

alright dood have fun... tell me how *amazing* heide is, bc for some reason you think i denied that. go ahead and pwn me, as if i'll be stoopid enough to post proof like you requested.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=592131&forum_id=2#7726352)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=592183&forum_id=2#7726395)





Date: March 8th, 2007 6:48 PM
Author: Henna offensive candlestick maker brunch

Ridiculously retarded attempt at boasting AND covering his tracks?

BTW, pensive, I called your bullshit on multiple occasions. You should've quit while you were ahead.

Date: March 7th, 2007 7:00 PM

Author: Prof. Brian Leiter

i find it funny you (and the rest of xoxo) has never considered that this may be a schtick moniker of another MAJOR poster...

that's all i'm sayin'

so far pensive is the only one who has hit on who/what pauliewalnuts is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=591693&forum_id=2#7723005

Date: March 7th, 2007 7:09 PM

Author: assert len('pensive') != 7

Honestly, I'm still not sure you're him, and I'd like to confirm, but obviously I prefer doing this on IM.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=591693&forum_id=2#7723034

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=592183&forum_id=2#7726458)





Date: March 8th, 2007 6:52 PM
Author: Milky Razzle-dazzle Hall Useless Brakes

obsessing over pensive much?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=592183&forum_id=2#7726472)





Date: March 8th, 2007 6:55 PM
Author: Henna offensive candlestick maker brunch

a) Don't blame me because I pick up clues from flamebait postings.

b) I just really want this pauliwalnuts schtick to go away. I doubt I'm alone in this.

c) STFU pensive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=592183&forum_id=2#7726484)





Date: March 8th, 2007 7:02 PM
Author: Milky Razzle-dazzle Hall Useless Brakes

a,b,c) what are you planning to do about any of this? srsly. what can you do?

answer: ______________________

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=592183&forum_id=2#7726509)





Date: March 8th, 2007 7:05 PM
Author: Henna offensive candlestick maker brunch

Not sure, but thanks for bumping.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=592183&forum_id=2#7726520)





Date: March 8th, 2007 7:08 PM
Author: Henna offensive candlestick maker brunch

Plus, pensive, no one cares about trolling and flaming in themselves, but hurting people is really, really, not cool.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=592183&forum_id=2#7726532)





Date: March 8th, 2007 7:04 PM
Author: Henna offensive candlestick maker brunch

Uh, pensive, why do you keep deleting your posts from this thread:

http://why-do-you-want-to-stop-hot-chicks-like-heide-from-posting-pics.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=592131&mc=56&forum_id=2

??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=592183&forum_id=2#7726517)





Date: March 8th, 2007 7:08 PM
Author: Milky Razzle-dazzle Hall Useless Brakes

see my question above.

btw i am not pensive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=592183&forum_id=2#7726531)





Date: March 8th, 2007 7:09 PM
Author: Henna offensive candlestick maker brunch

Thanks for the bump! Because you say you're not pensive, you must not be pensive!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=592183&forum_id=2#7726537)





Date: March 8th, 2007 7:11 PM
Author: Milky Razzle-dazzle Hall Useless Brakes

120

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=592183&forum_id=2#7726542)





Date: March 8th, 2007 7:15 PM
Author: Henna offensive candlestick maker brunch

BTW, I just glanced at the New Messages log. It sure looks like as soon as Prof. Brian Leiter stopped posting (which was when I started this thread), you began posting. You sure aren't very smart for someone with such a self-professed high IQ, pensive.

You can go away now, pensive. Or keep bumping.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=592183&forum_id=2#7726553)





Date: March 8th, 2007 7:46 PM
Author: ebony community account area

FWIW, I support this thread. As soon as I saw pensive reply to PW and ask to chat 'on aim', I realized something was fishy. There's only 2 people pensive says that to:

1) 174

and

2) his other monikers.

keep up the fight, Vector.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=592183&forum_id=2#7726634)





Date: March 8th, 2007 8:16 PM
Author: Henna offensive candlestick maker brunch

Hi Vector!

Seriously though, pensive aka Mike Church has mental problems he needs to take care of.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=592183&forum_id=2#7726755)





Date: March 8th, 2007 11:28 PM
Author: Bateful Bawdyhouse Internal Respiration

maybe pensive just found someone who has the intellect to be worth talking to

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=592183&forum_id=2#7727645)





Date: March 9th, 2007 8:58 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac rigor

Please stop implying that Pensive isn't 174. TY.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=592183&forum_id=2#7728486)





Date: March 8th, 2007 10:16 PM
Author: Orchid vibrant chad

...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=592183&forum_id=2#7727364)





Date: March 8th, 2007 11:23 PM
Author: Henna offensive candlestick maker brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=592183&forum_id=2#7727634)





Date: March 9th, 2007 9:01 AM
Author: Lavender piazza hunting ground

excellent job man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=592183&forum_id=2#7728492)





Date: March 9th, 2007 9:11 AM
Author: aromatic black toaster

Good detective work. This ship will be sailing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=592183&forum_id=2#7728514)





Date: March 9th, 2007 9:11 AM
Author: Lavender piazza hunting ground

how shall we go about enacting revenge on this little dweeb?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=592183&forum_id=2#7728515)





Date: March 9th, 2007 9:14 AM
Author: aromatic black toaster

Do you have something in mind?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=592183&forum_id=2#7728522)





Date: March 9th, 2007 9:23 AM
Author: Henna offensive candlestick maker brunch

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=592218&forum_id=2#7727052

I was thinking that wouldn't be a bad place to start.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=592183&forum_id=2#7728537)





Date: March 9th, 2007 9:13 AM
Author: Fishy impertinent volcanic crater

Also, getting caught flaming is one of pensive's trademarks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=592183&forum_id=2#7728517)





Date: March 9th, 2007 9:14 AM
Author: Orchid vibrant chad

rofl, yasfrat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=592183&forum_id=2#7728523)





Date: March 9th, 2007 3:11 PM
Author: lascivious church building trust fund

...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=592183&forum_id=2#7729908)





Date: March 30th, 2007 1:27 AM
Author: Hairraiser anal partner

bump for final outing of pensive=pauliewalnuts=hitlerhitlerhitler=Prof. Brian Leiter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=592183&forum_id=2#7841434)





Date: March 30th, 2007 1:49 AM
Author: Buck-toothed multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=592183&forum_id=2#7841580)





Date: January 27th, 2008 5:03 PM
Author: Rough-skinned jade stock car parlour

bump for XO-surfing Keker paralegal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=592183&forum_id=2#9230322)