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Lilac geriatric half-breed   10/21/09 fail Sapphire sanctuary yarmulke   11/01/09 - INTERMISSION - *Slaps mosquito on arm, buys blue koolai... fluffy stage   10/20/09 what would keyser soze do? contagious national   10/20/09 GET THE FUCK IN HERE YOU COWARD Slap-happy comical blood rage   10/20/09 Well, I'm certainly excited to see how this turn out... Internet-worthy Den   10/20/09 ... saffron feces address   10/20/09 **Throws Spear On A Chain** GETOVERHERE! Trip Adulterous Senate   10/20/09 177 seedy regret messiness   10/20/09 excellent concupiscible cruise ship   10/20/09 Pensive won't answer. Tis a perfect troll Dull provocative weed whacker international law enforcement agency   10/20/09 It is everyone's collective duty to bring him here if you ca... Ebony casino   10/20/09 I want him to live life. I want you to help him like you he... green underhanded indirect expression   10/20/09 he won't show up. this one looks to be more elaborate than t... Sadistic know-it-all lodge   10/20/09 It's only a matter of time before he starts posting. magenta soul-stirring parlor goal in life   10/20/09 ... Domesticated space private investor   10/20/09 LMAO at the pridefulness that keeps pensive from posting IT... Glittery bearded trust fund bawdyhouse   10/20/09 ... harsh stimulating area   10/20/09 at the very least we might have finally rid ourselves of pen... Burgundy Arousing Box Office Pistol   10/20/09 *marvels at the genius of Jigsaw* magenta soul-stirring parlor goal in life   10/20/09 Perhaps that was the game all along. *discordant music* crusty snowy double fault   10/20/09 the game is afoot! *runs away* Burgundy Arousing Box Office Pistol   10/20/09 Doesn't this whole thing seem like pensive flame? Multi-colored Wagecucks   10/20/09 on some level maybe, but pensive usually only posts flame to... Burgundy Arousing Box Office Pistol   10/20/09 no, actually, it doesn't seem that way at all in any form to... Domesticated space private investor   10/20/09 ah Sooty charismatic parlour   10/20/09 explain Domesticated space private investor   10/20/09 just reacting to your credited post, man Sooty charismatic parlour   10/20/09 ty friend Domesticated space private investor   10/20/09 pensive is not creative enough for this 188^188 schtick green underhanded indirect expression   10/20/09 i think it's probably anon3056 (#s?), he's capable of someth... Orchid overrated ticket booth voyeur   10/20/09 a 180 awaits pensive if he joins this thread by typing: *... seedy regret messiness   10/20/09 Holy FUCK do the vials of liquid on his cast have something ... Hideous set   10/20/09 They will pump his blood full of vaginal secretions collecte... crusty snowy double fault   10/20/09 To be fair, It's eight viles of AIDS. poppy church building generalized bond   10/20/09 I don't get this whole meme. Multi-colored Wagecucks   10/20/09 weak flame green underhanded indirect expression   10/20/09 what don't you get about it? Seems pretty straight forward. Burgundy Arousing Box Office Pistol   10/20/09 Why everyone thinks it's so witty or clever. Maybe my stand... Multi-colored Wagecucks   10/20/09 The elaborateness of the first two traps bespoke a quality o... green underhanded indirect expression   10/20/09 I also think the pacing is admirable. He's making everyone w... Supple locus new version   10/20/09 yea i think the suspense is a big part of it if he'd done... Beady-eyed lay legend   10/20/09 very interesting. ty for the insight. cerebral stag film windowlicker   10/20/09 I think it is pretty clever. TBF has a good analysis of it i... Burgundy Arousing Box Office Pistol   10/20/09 Ah, so this is TBF's shtick. That explains why he's also ch... Multi-colored Wagecucks   10/20/09 could be. Burgundy Arousing Box Office Pistol   10/20/09 I maintain dungeonmasttter's election thread, Renada's Chica... Supple locus new version   10/20/09 I can agree with that. I guess I can appreciate dungeonmastt... Burgundy Arousing Box Office Pistol   10/20/09 Robot Art? Don't you DARE sully Robocop's name coiffed bespoke toilet seat   10/20/09 STFU Pensive! Bistre institution brethren   10/20/09 [smiles in anticipation] green underhanded indirect expression   10/20/09 Awesome thread concept. Probably more entertaining than Saw ... mind-boggling chocolate striped hyena son of senegal   10/20/09 1. you failed to enter the third line 2. you failed to ente... Multi-colored Wagecucks   10/20/09 Right. I'll enter the 3rd line, click the "I agree"... mind-boggling chocolate striped hyena son of senegal   10/20/09 You are a goddamned freak 180 swollen french chef coldplay fan   10/20/09 OHSHI- I'm so fucking excited. Well-lubricated drab scourge upon the earth corner   10/20/09 i find i'm so excited i can barely sit still or hold a thoug... ultramarine theater stage nibblets   10/20/09 lol Shaky home   10/20/09 lol french marketing idea tanning salon   10/20/09 YOUR FUCKED hateful carnelian crackhouse psychic   10/20/09 lol harsh stimulating area   10/20/09 best part of this flame is pensive's offhand comment where h... Hairless vigorous business firm nowag   10/20/09 http://farm1.static.flickr.com/113/280667864_3b64b8a580.jpg Hideous set   10/20/09 *Suddenly the cast begins beeping and six of the eight vials... Ebony casino   10/20/09 wow, this is great. vermilion dingle berry   10/20/09 ty magenta soul-stirring parlor goal in life   10/20/09 he's going to choose the mathematical problems. Shaky home   10/20/09 he has to. LOL at relying on xo posters ratings of him. chestnut affirmative action   10/20/09 do you think Jigsaw will post them? magenta soul-stirring parlor goal in life   10/20/09 I'm hoping he will. Shaky home   10/20/09 Pensive must first make his choice. The problems will not be... Ebony casino   10/20/09 exactly. 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WTF: some idiot shows up, says nothing, and gets 12 ... Rose fortuitous meteor   10/21/09 You're jealous that he's far better liked than you. Amethyst hall stock car   10/21/09 You have a strange grudge against me. Why don't we part ami... Rose fortuitous meteor   10/21/09 ... Apoplectic liquid oxygen   12/09/10 sup, welcome back mang french marketing idea tanning salon   10/20/09 lol amazing Zippy vibrant orchestra pit   10/20/09 holy shit! Slap-happy comical blood rage   10/20/09 180 Amethyst hall stock car   10/21/09 OMG OMG OMG!!! Boyish spot internal respiration   10/21/09 i love where this is going hateful carnelian crackhouse psychic   10/20/09 Holy shit. I was worried the quality would drop off, but ... Sadistic know-it-all lodge   10/20/09 FBD? Diverse abode preventive strike   10/20/09 foggy bottom dreaming http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php... Shaky home   10/20/09 Foggy Bottom Dreaming. Jigsaw scored countless 180s with the... Sadistic know-it-all lodge   10/20/09 If only 6 of the cylinders are armed, why does he have to re... vivacious mother   10/20/09 All 8 cylinders will be initially armed with the second opti... Ebony casino   10/20/09 Mr. Jigsaw, Have you already picked out all of your victims ... cracking meetinghouse cuck   10/20/09 to be fair, pensive is a very complex poster Hairless vigorous business firm nowag   10/20/09 The tests will reflect the complexity of those who undergo t... Ebony casino   10/20/09 HOLY SHIT 180 Have you picked all the poasters though? An... cracking meetinghouse cuck   10/20/09 have patience *floats away* grizzly dashing garrison azn   10/20/09 fuck, i'm probably the least complex poster on xo ultramarine theater stage nibblets   10/20/09 188! green underhanded indirect expression   10/20/09 that's not very fair lemon cruel-hearted dog poop nursing home   10/20/09 stfu that's very fair, he has the option after all cracking meetinghouse cuck   10/20/09 who says he has To Be Fair? hateful carnelian crackhouse psychic   10/20/09 tcq Shaky home   10/20/09 the jigsaw in the saw movies has his own internally consiste... lemon cruel-hearted dog poop nursing home   10/20/09 You don't seem very bright. cracking meetinghouse cuck   10/20/09 whether this particular test is fair and whether someone pre... lemon cruel-hearted dog poop nursing home   10/20/09 The test is perfectly fair. He can choose whether he relies ... Supple locus new version   10/20/09 ty lemon cruel-hearted dog poop nursing home   10/20/09 Can I see the photograph first? If not, the math problems... mind-boggling chocolate striped hyena son of senegal   10/20/09 lol faggot ultramarine theater stage nibblets   10/20/09 LOL this is why you're one of my favs. Shaky home   10/20/09 Thanks. The Caribbean WOC I told you about is beautiful,... mind-boggling chocolate striped hyena son of senegal   10/20/09 good job. put you're definitely punking out now. Finish t... Shaky home   10/20/09 I will. mind-boggling chocolate striped hyena son of senegal   10/20/09 SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU FUCKING FAGGOT I WANT TO STICK MY DICK ... electric canary place of business jew   10/20/09 Ape bonkers halford   10/20/09 *is pensive* *pulls an all-nighter to impress anonymous i... Pink Thriller Rehab   10/20/09 sluggish = on drugs. same thing. makes it more authentic. chartreuse school cafeteria electric furnace   10/20/09 So credited. You would have just woken up from a 12 hour ... electric canary place of business jew   10/20/09 I don't know when he'll post the math problems. What I'm tak... mind-boggling chocolate striped hyena son of senegal   10/20/09 LOL at you already hedging the time limit. You are truly th... flickering deer antler boistinker   10/20/09 titcr green underhanded indirect expression   10/20/09 I can begin the test now if you like. If you do not decide w... Ebony casino   10/20/09 great point. Shaky home   10/20/09 Of course. But be warned that others will rate the photograp... Ebony casino   10/20/09 lol Zippy vibrant orchestra pit   10/20/09 Holy shit, 180 (not my rating of pensive). Does this mean... Diverse abode preventive strike   10/20/09 180000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000... electric canary place of business jew   10/20/09 Ok. That's a good picture of me, so we'll go with it. Here's... mind-boggling chocolate striped hyena son of senegal   10/20/09 Oh, wtf, are you actually arguing with a serial killer? Supple locus new version   10/20/09 ::rolls for persuasion, skill +4 and difficulty 17:: 5 6 ... mind-boggling chocolate striped hyena son of senegal   10/20/09 I think I speak for literally every poster and lurker on thi... electric canary place of business jew   10/20/09 ... ultramarine theater stage nibblets   10/20/09 can a mod just edit out any post he makes in this thread? I... flickering deer antler boistinker   10/20/09 Make your choice pensive. The rules of the game are simple y... Ebony casino   10/20/09 I kinda want to do both. Can I take the worse of the two sco... mind-boggling chocolate striped hyena son of senegal   10/20/09 What the fuck is wrong with you man? Seriously. electric canary place of business jew   10/20/09 I'm ballsy. I can handle it. mind-boggling chocolate striped hyena son of senegal   10/20/09 In case your 180 IQ brain couldn't figure it out, you have t... electric canary place of business jew   10/20/09 Make your choice. I will supply the math problems for recrea... Ebony casino   10/20/09 Alright. Let's go with the rating. mind-boggling chocolate striped hyena son of senegal   10/20/09 ... electric canary place of business jew   10/20/09 So is the poll open for rating now, Tobin? Diverse abode preventive strike   10/20/09 Yes. Ebony casino   10/20/09 Doesn't seem so. mind-boggling chocolate striped hyena son of senegal   10/20/09 120, I would really have liked to have seen you go down. Pink Thriller Rehab   10/20/09 cr this was a bitch move, I really hope Tobin fucks this guy... electric canary place of business jew   10/20/09 that's a "good" picture of you? why are your expe... pearly athletic conference   10/21/09 i rated. i <3 judging people. chartreuse school cafeteria electric furnace   10/20/09 180 I tried to give him a 4 but it said I couldn't vote t... green underhanded indirect expression   10/20/09 lol ultramarine theater stage nibblets   10/20/09 tytytyty Shaky home   10/20/09 he's actually not a bad-looking guy. Pink Thriller Rehab   10/20/09 180 flickering deer antler boistinker   10/20/09 lol ultramarine theater stage nibblets   10/20/09 I'd honestly agree, compared to your average dude you see ou... odious impertinent national security agency   10/21/09 It's not letting me rate! I tried to give a rating, but it s... Diverse abode preventive strike   10/20/09 yea it's not letting me rate either. Shaky home   10/20/09 the poll isn't open until pensive makes a choice Pink Thriller Rehab   10/20/09 ahh ok Shaky home   10/20/09 When I look at view results, though, it has 1 "4" ... Diverse abode preventive strike   10/20/09 yeah, I think he voted. Pink Thriller Rehab   10/20/09 okay. I thought one of my roommates on the same connectio... Transparent Aromatic Immigrant   10/20/09 got real scared there for a moment, huh? green underhanded indirect expression   10/20/09 yep Transparent Aromatic Immigrant   10/20/09 how do we know this isnt part of the plan Smoky step-uncle's house   10/20/09 lol: "6' and 190 pounds. In ~80th-percentile shape. ... Transparent Aromatic Immigrant   10/20/09 holy shit. this has to be among the most epic threads EVAR. pearly athletic conference   10/21/09 bookmarked this Hairless vigorous business firm nowag   10/20/09 ... saffron feces address   10/20/09 fuck you got me excited ultramarine theater stage nibblets   10/20/09 cr wtf cracking meetinghouse cuck   10/20/09 DOOD you're supposed to link this thread HERE so I can find ... Puce yapping laser beams   10/20/09 http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115436&mc=4... cracking meetinghouse cuck   10/20/09 so glad i ditched white wine for vodka. chartreuse school cafeteria electric furnace   10/20/09 *is on the edge of his seat* Sienna Ratface Gas Station   10/20/09 lol oh my god this thread is 180 on top of 180. Zippy vibrant orchestra pit   10/20/09 I know man the first appearance of nyuug in months put this ... cracking meetinghouse cuck   10/20/09 oh fo sho Zippy vibrant orchestra pit   10/20/09 IDK what the fuck is going on here, but it seems really cool... excitant cream really tough guy   10/20/09 ... french marketing idea tanning salon   10/20/09 +1 Titillating brindle whorehouse bbw   10/20/09 Fuck you, Pensive - come back and be judged. I have to clean... poppy church building generalized bond   10/20/09 yeah he's getting all his old texTTTbooks out, fo sho hateful carnelian crackhouse psychic   10/20/09 You can't hide from fate, pensive. Racy Silver Background Story Forum   10/20/09 ty Pink Thriller Rehab   10/20/09 flame buff passionate cuckoldry   10/20/09 ... nudist stirring stead foreskin   10/20/09 Holy shit the stars are out tonight! electric canary place of business jew   10/20/09 srsly french marketing idea tanning salon   10/20/09 lol ty Zippy vibrant orchestra pit   10/20/09 ...whoa black angry crotch mad-dog skullcap   10/20/09 174 = Jigsaw... Exhilarant Main People Pozpig   10/20/09 I could see it big charcoal station   10/20/09 same appetizing personal credit line   10/20/09 The chances of this being correct are excellent. Lord Psych... Boyish spot internal respiration   10/21/09 i get excited every time the thread gets bumped. :( black angry crotch mad-dog skullcap   10/20/09 2 Q's: 1)In this universe, do we xoxo posters know that ... Beady-eyed lay legend   10/20/09 You sound drunk Please shut the fuck up electric canary place of business jew   10/20/09 um I'm not drunk Beady-eyed lay legend   10/20/09 Then you're just as stupid as we all thought. Still, shut t... vermilion dingle berry   10/20/09 "we"=some retard who is obsessed with Antmatic and... Beady-eyed lay legend   10/20/09 You're not exactly the AA poster child either, drunk loser. bonkers halford   10/20/09 are you really unable to come up with any better insults tha... Beady-eyed lay legend   10/20/09 calling someone "drunk" is hardly an "insult&... bonkers halford   10/20/09 english, please? Beady-eyed lay legend   10/20/09 calling someone "drunk" is hardly an "insult&... bonkers halford   10/20/09 lol nice edit... sure *you're* sober? anyway other dood i... Beady-eyed lay legend   10/20/09 Jesus. Why hasn't anyone killed you yet. bonkers halford   10/20/09 also, learn the different between a "post" and an ... bonkers halford   10/20/09 tbf, we are legion. You and he are a disgrace to racial pre... vermilion dingle berry   10/20/09 this should be automatically appended to every Blue Smoke po... bonkers halford   10/20/09 go away, guy pretending to be woman Beady-eyed lay legend   10/20/09 I'm sure this seemed hilarious in your head, but unfortunate... bonkers halford   10/20/09 it wasnt meant to be hilarious it was meant to encourage ... Beady-eyed lay legend   10/20/09 When have I ever pretended to be a woman? bonkers halford   10/20/09 Can you two PLEASE stop ruining and unnecessarily bumping th... Rambunctious exciting theatre   10/20/09 ... bonkers halford   10/20/09 A lot of us know what pensive looks like, so we could tell i... Diverse abode preventive strike   10/20/09 right i understand that i was just wondering whether, in ... Beady-eyed lay legend   10/20/09 I took the rating in the end because the math problems could... mind-boggling chocolate striped hyena son of senegal   10/20/09 i asked my gf to ensure objectivity. she said the same thing... ultramarine theater stage nibblets   10/20/09 you're gf seems cool. Shaky home   10/20/09 I responded. http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_... mind-boggling chocolate striped hyena son of senegal   10/20/09 tytyty black angry crotch mad-dog skullcap   10/20/09 wtf kind of response is that french marketing idea tanning salon   10/20/09 ATTENTION: A NEW POLL WILL BE POSTED SHORTLY Ebony casino   10/20/09 Ty. Diverse abode preventive strike   10/20/09 i predict mostly ratings in the 3-4 range and one 10 ultramarine theater stage nibblets   10/20/09 180 Pink Thriller Rehab   10/20/09 I predict a 5.2 average, leading to the release of 3 cylinde... mind-boggling chocolate striped hyena son of senegal   10/20/09 http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&fo... ultramarine theater stage nibblets   10/20/09 ... grizzly dashing garrison azn   10/20/09 http://www.quibblo.com/quiz/b0J97Vf/Assign-a-rating-to-Pensi... Ebony casino   10/20/09 tytytyty Pink Thriller Rehab   10/20/09 ITT: pensive uses proxies to give himself a bunch of 10's harsh stimulating area   10/20/09 nah, all he has to do is clear the cookies aquamarine crawly principal's office   10/20/09 you know he has to be furiously spamming that poll with prox... Blue Razzmatazz Temple Reading Party   10/20/09 "Since you are not a member, you have cast an anonymous... Diverse abode preventive strike   10/20/09 record all votes on your account the vote you case is rea... Smoky step-uncle's house   10/20/09 SWeet, voted. my methodology was to average out my opinion ... black angry crotch mad-dog skullcap   10/20/09 When does this poll close? electric canary place of business jew   10/20/09 poll sucks. you can vote multiple times by clearing cookies aquamarine crawly principal's office   10/20/09 Maybe you should eliminate the 10s and 1s from the final tal... Transparent Aromatic Immigrant   10/20/09 Given the current distribution, it doesn't look like that wo... Supple locus new version   10/20/09 Yeah, that's probably true. Transparent Aromatic Immigrant   10/20/09 lol pensive is clickin mad 10's in a public library somewher... saffron feces address   10/20/09 lol @ the mental image of pensive furiously going from compu... Pink Thriller Rehab   10/20/09 ahahhaha black angry crotch mad-dog skullcap   10/20/09 pensive is an objective 6 IMO. nothing higher, nothing lower... saffron feces address   10/20/09 titcr. I voted 6. I think that's the most honest answer. Pink Thriller Rehab   10/20/09 yup. I agree. Shaky home   10/20/09 I did 5, he's an average looking dude. Nondescript. I don't ... Transparent Aromatic Immigrant   10/20/09 credited. but anything between 4 and 6 seems reasonable to m... ultramarine theater stage nibblets   10/20/09 i think hes better than average. has all his hair, isn't fa... Beady-eyed lay legend   10/20/09 Yeah, but I see that as average. Bring overweight brings it ... Transparent Aromatic Immigrant   10/20/09 i think of 5 as median compared to all other guys most gu... Beady-eyed lay legend   10/20/09 i'm surprised at some of the comments being made here. unde... motley cheese-eating fanboi shrine   10/20/09 what do you think your rating is? i know people like to r... Beady-eyed lay legend   10/20/09 this isn't true. He's definitely not the "type" fo... Shaky home   10/20/09 of fair enough i guess he isnt some peoples type (not my ... Beady-eyed lay legend   10/20/09 I showed the pic to my girl, she wasn't feeling him. I ag... Iridescent kink-friendly round eye location   10/20/09 I rated him based on the idea of 'what if he were my type'. ... Shaky home   10/20/09 Well, your girl is into black dudes. what do you expect? vermilion dingle berry   10/20/09 ha, I don't think she has a proclivity for black dudes...pre... Iridescent kink-friendly round eye location   10/20/09 It didn't stop you from claiming it in the admissions proces... vermilion dingle berry   10/21/09 This thread needs moar AA arguing. Amethyst hall stock car   10/21/09 you beefin? ocher piazza   09/24/11 i would've rated myself a 6, objectively speaking. motley cheese-eating fanboi shrine   10/20/09 this seems really odd to me. the average american is overwei... White Bisexual Stage Police Squad   10/20/09 Yeah, but I considered average attractiveness. Which would b... Transparent Aromatic Immigrant   10/20/09 right, though that 190 lbs would probably amount to 20% body... White Bisexual Stage Police Squad   10/20/09 He's tall. Shaky home   10/20/09 he's 5' 10" talented faggot firefighter heaven   10/20/09 hes ~6'1 id estimate Beady-eyed lay legend   10/20/09 6' and 185 pounds. In good shape. Have always dated beau... mind-boggling chocolate striped hyena son of senegal   10/20/09 "Have always dated beautiful women, so I'm doing someth... talented faggot firefighter heaven   10/20/09 no histrionic deep locale   10/21/09 Dude, you've dated like 1 chick. Come on now. Boyish spot internal respiration   10/21/09 is this true? Blue Smoke says he's tall and she doesn't thro... Shaky home   10/20/09 lol i definitely dont as you know im tall and he looked t... Beady-eyed lay legend   10/20/09 5' 10" talented faggot firefighter heaven   10/20/09 you really think pensive is "average?" remember wh... Pink Thriller Rehab   10/20/09 cr Beady-eyed lay legend   10/20/09 true, but also he wears dorky glasses and is a bit pale. tha... Transparent Aromatic Immigrant   10/20/09 5'4" 160 is an average woman, but almost everyone here ... histrionic deep locale   10/21/09 In high school, it was 5'4/140, which is usually fat but not... mind-boggling chocolate striped hyena son of senegal   10/21/09 Blacks have bones made of rocks Glittery bearded trust fund bawdyhouse   10/21/09 I think it has to do with (1) more musculature, and (2) more... mind-boggling chocolate striped hyena son of senegal   10/21/09 I'm 5'7" 150 dad is black, mom is white spruce galvanic trailer park doctorate   10/21/09 I think pensive is a biatch, but 6.5 seems correct to me, as... White Bisexual Stage Police Squad   10/20/09 stfu pensive Supple locus new version   10/20/09 he sure does love the number 6.5 http://www.autoadmit.com... Shaky home   10/20/09 Oooh, good catch. Supple locus new version   10/20/09 Funny, but I have no connection to this ravioli guy. mind-boggling chocolate striped hyena son of senegal   10/20/09 You guys are biased. He's an 8-9. Thirsty doobsian genital piercing   10/20/09 No way. I gave myself a 10, wanting to live, but on a (5,2) ... mind-boggling chocolate striped hyena son of senegal   10/21/09 STFU. laughsome splenetic state   10/21/09 The results will be tabulated in 5 minutes. Ebony casino   10/20/09 poll closed then? green underhanded indirect expression   10/20/09 Hurry up man, I have to get back to my studies... Diverse abode preventive strike   10/20/09 wtf Sienna Ratface Gas Station   10/20/09 Pensive, this was your other test. As you have no doubt real... Ebony casino   10/20/09 ... Transparent Aromatic Immigrant   10/20/09 jesus christ Shaky home   10/20/09 lol mildly autistic spectacular property   10/20/09 EDIT: I'm enjoying these threads. why spoil the fun. ty doo... Rambunctious exciting theatre   10/20/09 bump insane hospital chad   10/21/09 Good problems, and I'll work on them, but there is no fuckin... mind-boggling chocolate striped hyena son of senegal   10/21/09 120 Glittery bearded trust fund bawdyhouse   10/21/09 To be fair, even if I was smart enough to solve the problems... mind-boggling chocolate striped hyena son of senegal   10/21/09 STFU. laughsome splenetic state   10/21/09 Edit: on second thought, I'm pretty damn sure I an prove tha... mind-boggling chocolate striped hyena son of senegal   10/21/09 This isn't your test you dumbass, it's just a few math probl... 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Rambunctious exciting theatre   10/21/09 pensive's pic has been posted dozens upon dozens of times aquamarine crawly principal's office   10/21/09 ok, nm then. but still, wtf? Rambunctious exciting theatre   10/21/09 I was outed 4 years ago. If I really minded that much, I'd s... mind-boggling chocolate striped hyena son of senegal   10/21/09 JIGSAW bitched out. abusive light sex offender   10/21/09 And I've solved 4 of his 6 problems, and will knock down the... mind-boggling chocolate striped hyena son of senegal   10/21/09 STFU pensive for the love of christ. Burgundy Arousing Box Office Pistol   10/21/09 you have ruined this thread. This isn't about YOU, dood. It'... hateful carnelian crackhouse psychic   10/21/09 You obviously don't get that this was all pensive flame, AS ... Multi-colored Wagecucks   10/21/09 solid job with the math problems dood. hope you get to keep ... chestnut affirmative action   10/21/09 you can google all the answers. they're taken verbatim from ... Rambunctious exciting theatre   10/21/09 To be fair, Congratulations pensive, you ruined what was ... aphrodisiac field candlestick maker   10/21/09 tytyty Burgundy Arousing Box Office Pistol   10/21/09 To be fair, hi pensive! Diverse abode preventive strike   10/21/09 lol Glittery bearded trust fund bawdyhouse   10/21/09 so is this the long-awaited admission that TBF=jigsaw? Smoky step-uncle's house   10/21/09 197 mind-boggling chocolate striped hyena son of senegal   10/21/09 yeah, i think it's called aspergers harsh stimulating area   10/21/09 *applause* hateful carnelian crackhouse psychic   10/21/09 120.... Leave my FRIEND pensive ALONE. He has earned your... Rose fortuitous meteor   10/21/09 Why the fuck would it be ruined? We just need jigsaw to come... 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You take great pleasure in antagonism, yet when those you view as inferior gain the upper hand, you are quick to rebrand your statements as "flame." Your life has been spent in search of a heroic woman, yet your actions indicate that you are anything but a heroic man. The device on your left arm is the instrument by which you will be judged. If you humble yourself, its presence will be a small formality. If you do not, the device will teach you the lesson you refused to learn on your own. You insist that your physical appearance is an "objective 8" and that your IQ is "in the 150s." The veracity of these claims will now be tested: your salvation depends upon your ability to be honest with yourself. To begin your game, enter only this information into the computer system: 1. Your true IQ 2. An objective numerical rating of your physical appearance on a 1-10 scale 3. The following statement: "I fully and unconditionally submit to His judgment, and hereby command that no moderator shall intervene on my behalf under ANY circumstances." Telling the truth will spare your life, but this new life may be painful because it will be lived among those who know your truths. Lie, and you will meet a fate worse than death. Complete this task and you will receive your true test tonight. My presence will be required. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13037769) Date: October 20th, 2009 2:27 PM Author: hateful carnelian crackhouse psychic popcorn.gif (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13037782) Date: October 20th, 2009 2:29 PM Author: Aqua vengeful becky Pensive will dither around and try not to engage- he'll dispute the objective 8 thing, and sputter about how it's impossible to know his true IQ. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13037789) Date: October 20th, 2009 2:33 PM Author: hateful carnelian crackhouse psychic yeah, I think you're right. He won't even be a good sport and play along. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13037822) Date: October 20th, 2009 2:35 PM Author: Glittery bearded trust fund bawdyhouse Perhaps that is the trap! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13037840) Date: October 20th, 2009 2:36 PM Author: hateful carnelian crackhouse psychic *bookmarks thread* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13037852) Date: October 20th, 2009 2:40 PM Author: Ebony casino Unfortunately the first two lines will only accept whole number inputs, and the third line will only accept an alphabetical input exactly matching the characters contained in the moderator waiver. If he deviates from my instructions, he will discover the true purpose of the device on his arm. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13037871) Date: October 20th, 2009 2:40 PM Author: hateful carnelian crackhouse psychic ty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13037878) Date: October 20th, 2009 2:42 PM Author: Glittery bearded trust fund bawdyhouse don't give it away! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13037890) Date: October 20th, 2009 2:56 PM Author: Hairless vigorous business firm nowag hi pensive! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13037985) Date: October 20th, 2009 5:51 PM Author: irradiated demanding dilemma boiling water titcr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13039383) Date: October 21st, 2009 2:14 AM Author: Lilac geriatric half-breed "throwing chaos around yourself like a ventriloquist." Good use of that quotation. 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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13038558) Date: October 20th, 2009 4:01 PM Author: Domesticated space private investor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13038551) Date: October 20th, 2009 4:03 PM Author: Glittery bearded trust fund bawdyhouse LMAO at the pridefulness that keeps pensive from posting ITT. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13038578) Date: October 20th, 2009 4:04 PM Author: harsh stimulating area (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13038590) Date: October 20th, 2009 4:05 PM Author: Burgundy Arousing Box Office Pistol at the very least we might have finally rid ourselves of pensive. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13038603) Date: October 20th, 2009 4:07 PM Author: magenta soul-stirring parlor goal in life *marvels at the genius of Jigsaw* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13038637) Date: October 20th, 2009 4:07 PM Author: crusty snowy double fault Perhaps that was the game all along. *discordant music* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13038639) Date: October 20th, 2009 4:07 PM Author: Burgundy Arousing Box Office Pistol the game is afoot! *runs away* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13038646) Date: October 20th, 2009 4:09 PM Author: Multi-colored Wagecucks Doesn't this whole thing seem like pensive flame? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13038675) Date: October 20th, 2009 4:11 PM Author: Burgundy Arousing Box Office Pistol on some level maybe, but pensive usually only posts flame to get the most responses possible. This jigsaw shtick doesn't really look to draw anyone in but the poster in question. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13038693) Date: October 20th, 2009 4:12 PM Author: Domesticated space private investor no, actually, it doesn't seem that way at all in any form to any extent. a short list of characteristics that these threads have had that have never been displayed in any post by pensive: wit, playfulness, humor, creativity, insight into human nature, insight into another person's character, and (counting this thread) insight into his own character. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13038701) Date: October 20th, 2009 4:44 PM Author: Sooty charismatic parlour ah (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13038930) Date: October 20th, 2009 4:45 PM Author: Domesticated space private investor explain (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13038937) Date: October 20th, 2009 5:10 PM Author: Sooty charismatic parlour just reacting to your credited post, man (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13039122) Date: October 20th, 2009 5:10 PM Author: Domesticated space private investor ty friend (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13039124) Date: October 20th, 2009 4:19 PM Author: green underhanded indirect expression pensive is not creative enough for this 188^188 schtick (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13038758) Date: October 20th, 2009 4:50 PM Author: Orchid overrated ticket booth voyeur i think it's probably anon3056 (#s?), he's capable of something like this and seems to feel pretty slighted by the lack of recognition he has gotten. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13038979) Date: October 20th, 2009 4:12 PM Author: seedy regret messiness a 180 awaits pensive if he joins this thread by typing: *tap tap tap* is this thing on? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13038697) Date: October 20th, 2009 4:12 PM Author: Hideous set Holy FUCK do the vials of liquid on his cast have something to do with The Pipes of Sir Vixthror's Castle????????? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13038705) Date: October 20th, 2009 4:29 PM Author: crusty snowy double fault They will pump his blood full of vaginal secretions collected from NYC club girls. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13038840) Date: October 20th, 2009 4:31 PM Author: poppy church building generalized bond To be fair, It's eight viles of AIDS. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13038857) Date: October 20th, 2009 4:16 PM Author: Multi-colored Wagecucks I don't get this whole meme. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13038730) Date: October 20th, 2009 4:17 PM Author: green underhanded indirect expression weak flame (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13038736) Date: October 20th, 2009 4:18 PM Author: Burgundy Arousing Box Office Pistol what don't you get about it? Seems pretty straight forward. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13038746) Date: October 20th, 2009 4:19 PM Author: Multi-colored Wagecucks Why everyone thinks it's so witty or clever. Maybe my standards are too high. Or that today's XO standards are too low. You're an oldie, what do you think. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13038752) Date: October 20th, 2009 4:21 PM Author: green underhanded indirect expression The elaborateness of the first two traps bespoke a quality of days gone by (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13038774) Date: October 20th, 2009 4:24 PM Author: Supple locus new version I also think the pacing is admirable. He's making everyone wait and anticipate what happens next. A lot of lesser schticks will post the same thing 100 times the first day they do it, hoping everyone will catch on quickly. There's also a good balance of accurately pointing out people's flaws without being so overwhelmingly cruel that they aren't happy to play along (well, at least until pensive's round). (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13038798) Date: October 20th, 2009 4:25 PM Author: Beady-eyed lay legend yea i think the suspense is a big part of it if he'd done it all in one thread or something it wouldn't be nearly as fun (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13038815) Date: October 20th, 2009 10:24 PM Author: cerebral stag film windowlicker very interesting. ty for the insight. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041653) Date: October 20th, 2009 4:23 PM Author: Burgundy Arousing Box Office Pistol I think it is pretty clever. TBF has a good analysis of it in one of the other threads. It is pretty closely matched to the posters persona so that they always seem to fail even though the rest of us can see the right answer. I wouldn't say it is the best thing ever done here, but I find it amusing. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13038792) Date: October 20th, 2009 4:25 PM Author: Multi-colored Wagecucks Ah, so this is TBF's shtick. That explains why he's also chronicling it all in extensive detail. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13038808) Date: October 20th, 2009 4:25 PM Author: Burgundy Arousing Box Office Pistol could be. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13038813) Date: October 20th, 2009 4:26 PM Author: Supple locus new version I maintain dungeonmasttter's election thread, Renada's Chicago post, and egg's Museum of Robot Art are the best things ever done here. That being said, this is the most entertaining thing we've had happen in a long time. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13038822) Date: October 20th, 2009 4:28 PM Author: Burgundy Arousing Box Office Pistol I can agree with that. I guess I can appreciate dungeonmasttter without fully understanding what he was talking about. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13038831) Date: October 20th, 2009 5:00 PM Author: coiffed bespoke toilet seat Robot Art? Don't you DARE sully Robocop's name (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13039044) Date: October 20th, 2009 4:17 PM Author: Bistre institution brethren STFU Pensive! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13038740) Date: October 20th, 2009 5:54 PM Author: green underhanded indirect expression [smiles in anticipation] (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13039409) Date: October 20th, 2009 5:35 PM Author: mind-boggling chocolate striped hyena son of senegal Awesome thread concept. Probably more entertaining than Saw IX or whereever the fuck they are now. IQ: I enter 145, allowing for some regression to the mean as I've aged. 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Thank you for playing along so far. The good will you demonstrated with your answers has not gone unnoticed, but you still have far to fall. Six of the eight cylinders in the device attached to you have now been armed. You will not find the substances inside pleasant. The first four contain herpes, syphilis, gonorrhea, and the HIV virus. The last four each contain a carefully calibrated dose of a neurological poison that will reduce your IQ by 25 points per injection. The results may be more devastating, however, if you do not in fact possess the "80th percentile" physique that the doses were calibrated for. The information you entered was used to create the test you now face. Had you followed the instructions exactly, the trap would have disarmed and you would be free to go. Instead, you must disarm them now. I have selected a series of mathematical problems that should be trivial for a borderline genius with a 58 Putnam score and 145 IQ. You will have 10 minutes. For each problem you solve, a cylinder will be disarmed. If you are not confident in your abilities, you have one other option. Your photograph has been uploaded to a secret location, and a poll has been created for your autoadmit peers to rate you. Each rating point will disarm a cylinder, with the final two cylinders being disarmed upon an objective 7 rating. If you choose this, your fate will be entirely in the hands of those you have tormented. The time has come Pensive. Make your choice. Let the games begin. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13040644) Date: October 20th, 2009 8:44 PM Author: vermilion dingle berry wow, this is great. 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Jigsaw scored countless 180s with the pwnage, making most people think the next one would be a letdown because there was no way to follow that. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13040934) Date: October 20th, 2009 9:12 PM Author: vivacious mother If only 6 of the cylinders are armed, why does he have to reach an objective 7? Wouldn't he only have to get to 6? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13040921) Date: October 20th, 2009 9:15 PM Author: Ebony casino All 8 cylinders will be initially armed with the second option. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13040951) Date: October 20th, 2009 9:17 PM Author: cracking meetinghouse cuck Mr. Jigsaw, Have you already picked out all of your victims yet? Or are you picking as you go? Also is each test going to get more and more complex like they have been so far? Because these are getting more and more awesome. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13040972) Date: October 20th, 2009 9:19 PM Author: Hairless vigorous business firm nowag to be fair, pensive is a very complex poster (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13040991) Date: October 20th, 2009 9:23 PM Author: Ebony casino The tests will reflect the complexity of those who undergo them. The final test will be shocking in its simplicity yet sweeping in its ramifications. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041038) Date: October 20th, 2009 9:25 PM Author: cracking meetinghouse cuck HOLY SHIT 180 Have you picked all the poasters though? And is there any rhyme or reason to the order that you're doing this in? You are my favorite schtick of all time btw man (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041063) Date: October 20th, 2009 9:27 PM Author: grizzly dashing garrison azn have patience *floats away* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041081) Date: October 20th, 2009 9:32 PM Author: ultramarine theater stage nibblets fuck, i'm probably the least complex poster on xo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041122) Date: October 20th, 2009 10:12 PM Author: green underhanded indirect expression 188! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041517) Date: October 20th, 2009 9:23 PM Author: lemon cruel-hearted dog poop nursing home that's not very fair (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041032) Date: October 20th, 2009 9:24 PM Author: cracking meetinghouse cuck stfu that's very fair, he has the option after all (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041048) Date: October 20th, 2009 9:26 PM Author: hateful carnelian crackhouse psychic who says he has To Be Fair? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041065) Date: October 20th, 2009 9:29 PM Author: Shaky home tcq (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041091) Date: October 20th, 2009 9:32 PM Author: lemon cruel-hearted dog poop nursing home the jigsaw in the saw movies has his own internally consistent moral framework with a clear conception of fairness (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041121) Date: October 20th, 2009 9:34 PM Author: cracking meetinghouse cuck You don't seem very bright. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041138) Date: October 20th, 2009 9:39 PM Author: lemon cruel-hearted dog poop nursing home whether this particular test is fair and whether someone pretending to be jigsaw should be fair are two separate issues (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041168) Date: October 20th, 2009 9:51 PM Author: Supple locus new version The test is perfectly fair. He can choose whether he relies on himself (both his realistic assessment of his capabilities and his ability to solve math problems) or the mercy of his peers. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041273) Date: October 20th, 2009 9:57 PM Author: lemon cruel-hearted dog poop nursing home ty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041351) Date: October 20th, 2009 9:59 PM Author: mind-boggling chocolate striped hyena son of senegal Can I see the photograph first? If not, the math problems. BUT, I want to do them in the morning. I just took something I use for sleep, and it's going to make me sluggish. 8:00 am on the dot. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041385) Date: October 20th, 2009 10:01 PM Author: ultramarine theater stage nibblets lol faggot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041402) Date: October 20th, 2009 10:02 PM Author: Shaky home LOL this is why you're one of my favs. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041407) Date: October 20th, 2009 10:03 PM Author: mind-boggling chocolate striped hyena son of senegal Thanks. The Caribbean WOC I told you about is beautiful, smart, and really into me. :) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041417) Date: October 20th, 2009 10:04 PM Author: Shaky home good job. put you're definitely punking out now. Finish the game! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041428) Date: October 20th, 2009 10:07 PM Author: mind-boggling chocolate striped hyena son of senegal I will. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041464) Date: October 20th, 2009 10:02 PM Author: electric canary place of business jew SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU FUCKING FAGGOT I WANT TO STICK MY DICK DOWN YOUR THROAT (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041415) Date: October 20th, 2009 10:03 PM Author: bonkers halford Ape (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041425) Date: October 20th, 2009 10:04 PM Author: Pink Thriller Rehab *is pensive* *pulls an all-nighter to impress anonymous internet acquaintances* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041439) Date: October 20th, 2009 10:08 PM Author: chartreuse school cafeteria electric furnace sluggish = on drugs. same thing. makes it more authentic. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041480) Date: October 20th, 2009 10:10 PM Author: electric canary place of business jew So credited. You would have just woken up from a 12 hour drug induced coma if this was real you dumb faggot. This actually makes the scenario even more realistic and even better. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041492) Date: October 20th, 2009 10:10 PM Author: mind-boggling chocolate striped hyena son of senegal I don't know when he'll post the math problems. What I'm taking will kick in around 11. Also, I'm waiting on a call from a heroic, beautiful WOC and will have to pause on the math probs. if she calls. I guess she's literally "to die for". :) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041500) Date: October 20th, 2009 10:12 PM Author: flickering deer antler boistinker LOL at you already hedging the time limit. You are truly the most pathetic motherfucker on this site. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041512) Date: October 20th, 2009 10:13 PM Author: green underhanded indirect expression titcr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041527) Date: October 20th, 2009 10:12 PM Author: Ebony casino I can begin the test now if you like. If you do not decide within 5 minutes, your peers will decide your fate. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041519) Date: October 20th, 2009 10:10 PM Author: Shaky home great point. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041502) Date: October 20th, 2009 10:11 PM Author: Ebony casino Of course. But be warned that others will rate the photograph once it is shown, and your right to mercy from the moderators is forfeit. Be careful what you ask for. http://www.hotornot.com/m/r/?emid=ERN8SLO (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041509) Date: October 20th, 2009 10:12 PM Author: Zippy vibrant orchestra pit lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041518) Date: October 20th, 2009 10:12 PM Author: Diverse abode preventive strike Holy shit, 180 (not my rating of pensive). Does this mean he "chose" the picture rating? Should we rate now?!? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041521) Date: October 20th, 2009 10:14 PM Author: electric canary place of business jew 1800000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041533) Date: October 20th, 2009 10:14 PM Author: mind-boggling chocolate striped hyena son of senegal Ok. That's a good picture of me, so we'll go with it. Here's the deal: both, with my result being the average of the two, rounded up. Post the math problems before 10:25 and I will attempt them in earnest. However, if a heroic WOC calls, I get an extension. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041536) Date: October 20th, 2009 10:14 PM Author: Supple locus new version Oh, wtf, are you actually arguing with a serial killer? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041545) Date: October 20th, 2009 10:16 PM Author: mind-boggling chocolate striped hyena son of senegal ::rolls for persuasion, skill +4 and difficulty 17:: 5 6 5 = 16 + 4 = 20. Looks like I made it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041571) Date: October 20th, 2009 10:15 PM Author: electric canary place of business jew I think I speak for literally every poster and lurker on this board when I say: Shut the fuck up pensive. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041549) Date: October 20th, 2009 10:15 PM Author: ultramarine theater stage nibblets (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041561) Date: October 20th, 2009 10:16 PM Author: flickering deer antler boistinker can a mod just edit out any post he makes in this thread? It's at 179.9 right now and with each post that goes down. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041572) Date: October 20th, 2009 10:16 PM Author: Ebony casino Make your choice pensive. The rules of the game are simple yet not to be trifled with. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041570) Date: October 20th, 2009 10:17 PM Author: mind-boggling chocolate striped hyena son of senegal I kinda want to do both. Can I take the worse of the two scores, then? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041588) Date: October 20th, 2009 10:19 PM Author: electric canary place of business jew What the fuck is wrong with you man? Seriously. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041601) Date: October 20th, 2009 10:19 PM Author: mind-boggling chocolate striped hyena son of senegal I'm ballsy. I can handle it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041610) Date: October 20th, 2009 10:22 PM Author: electric canary place of business jew In case your 180 IQ brain couldn't figure it out, you have to choose one and only one to stake your fate to, asshole. PICK ONE AND GET ON WITH IT. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041639) Date: October 20th, 2009 10:21 PM Author: Ebony casino Make your choice. I will supply the math problems for recreational use even if you choose to be rated, but be aware that if the rating goes poorly, your IQ may be reduced to the point that they are incomprehensible to you. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041630) Date: October 20th, 2009 10:22 PM Author: mind-boggling chocolate striped hyena son of senegal Alright. Let's go with the rating. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041638) Date: October 20th, 2009 10:22 PM Author: electric canary place of business jew (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041641) Date: October 20th, 2009 10:23 PM Author: Diverse abode preventive strike So is the poll open for rating now, Tobin? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041645) Date: October 20th, 2009 10:24 PM Author: Ebony casino Yes. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041650) Date: October 20th, 2009 10:26 PM Author: mind-boggling chocolate striped hyena son of senegal Doesn't seem so. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041670) Date: October 20th, 2009 10:27 PM Author: Pink Thriller Rehab 120, I would really have liked to have seen you go down. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041678) Date: October 20th, 2009 10:27 PM Author: electric canary place of business jew cr this was a bitch move, I really hope Tobin fucks this guy up now (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041679) Date: October 21st, 2009 10:57 AM Author: pearly athletic conference that's a "good" picture of you? why are your expectations so high man? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13044939) Date: October 20th, 2009 10:14 PM Author: chartreuse school cafeteria electric furnace i rated. i <3 judging people. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041537) Date: October 20th, 2009 10:14 PM Author: green underhanded indirect expression 180 I tried to give him a 4 but it said I couldn't vote twice (didn't even vote once) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041543) Date: October 20th, 2009 10:15 PM Author: ultramarine theater stage nibblets lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041548) Date: October 20th, 2009 10:15 PM Author: Shaky home tytytyty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041560) Date: October 20th, 2009 10:16 PM Author: Pink Thriller Rehab he's actually not a bad-looking guy. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041562) Date: October 20th, 2009 10:17 PM Author: flickering deer antler boistinker 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041584) Date: October 20th, 2009 10:19 PM Author: ultramarine theater stage nibblets lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041603) Date: October 21st, 2009 10:38 AM Author: odious impertinent national security agency I'd honestly agree, compared to your average dude you see out and about, especially with the height factor. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13044825) Date: October 20th, 2009 10:17 PM Author: Diverse abode preventive strike It's not letting me rate! I tried to give a rating, but it said you cannot rate repeatedly, even though I haven't voted yet. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041583) Date: October 20th, 2009 10:18 PM Author: Shaky home yea it's not letting me rate either. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041592) Date: October 20th, 2009 10:18 PM Author: Pink Thriller Rehab the poll isn't open until pensive makes a choice (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041595) Date: October 20th, 2009 10:19 PM Author: Shaky home ahh ok (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041605) Date: October 20th, 2009 10:19 PM Author: Diverse abode preventive strike When I look at view results, though, it has 1 "4" rating already. Is Tobin Bell cheating? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041607) Date: October 20th, 2009 10:20 PM Author: Pink Thriller Rehab yeah, I think he voted. 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Muscular enough to pass for an "alpha", even though I'm actually pretty beta. Face is 70-80th percentile, but higher if you like scruffy/bearded guys; much lower if you auto-ding guys with glasses. Have extremely high expectations of other people, and tend to be extremely judgmental. Still not completely over ex-girlfriend, who I'm incredibly fond of even though I've accepted that it didn't work out." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041737) Date: October 21st, 2009 10:55 AM Author: pearly athletic conference holy shit. this has to be among the most epic threads EVAR. 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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13040919) Date: October 20th, 2009 9:13 PM Author: Sienna Ratface Gas Station *is on the edge of his seat* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13040937) Date: October 20th, 2009 9:21 PM Author: Zippy vibrant orchestra pit lol oh my god this thread is 180 on top of 180. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041013) Date: October 20th, 2009 9:23 PM Author: cracking meetinghouse cuck I know man the first appearance of nyuug in months put this over the top, depending on how this turns out this could be the greatest thread of 2009. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041033) Date: October 20th, 2009 9:26 PM Author: Zippy vibrant orchestra pit oh fo sho (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041068) Date: October 20th, 2009 9:30 PM Author: excitant cream really tough guy IDK what the fuck is going on here, but it seems really cool. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041104) Date: October 20th, 2009 9:32 PM Author: french marketing idea tanning salon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041124) Date: October 20th, 2009 10:12 PM Author: Titillating brindle whorehouse bbw +1 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041520) Date: October 20th, 2009 9:32 PM Author: poppy church building generalized bond Fuck you, Pensive - come back and be judged. I have to clean my apartment and do laundry, and this waiting bullshit could keep me up and unproductive all night. Stop reviewing college notes in a fury, come back and be judged you wuss! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041126) Date: October 20th, 2009 9:39 PM Author: hateful carnelian crackhouse psychic yeah he's getting all his old texTTTbooks out, fo sho (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041175) Date: October 20th, 2009 9:54 PM Author: Racy Silver Background Story Forum You can't hide from fate, pensive. 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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041359) Date: October 20th, 2009 9:59 PM Author: french marketing idea tanning salon srsly (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041374) Date: October 20th, 2009 9:59 PM Author: Zippy vibrant orchestra pit lol ty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041379) Date: October 20th, 2009 9:59 PM Author: black angry crotch mad-dog skullcap ...whoa (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041383) Date: October 20th, 2009 10:09 PM Author: Exhilarant Main People Pozpig 174 = Jigsaw... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041489) Date: October 20th, 2009 10:14 PM Author: big charcoal station I could see it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041541) Date: October 20th, 2009 11:52 PM Author: appetizing personal credit line same (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13042565) Date: October 21st, 2009 11:39 PM Author: Boyish spot internal respiration The chances of this being correct are excellent. Lord Psycholomort or whatever he goes by now is another candidate. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13051289) Date: October 20th, 2009 9:54 PM Author: black angry crotch mad-dog skullcap i get excited every time the thread gets bumped. :( (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041309) Date: October 20th, 2009 9:57 PM Author: Beady-eyed lay legend 2 Q's: 1)In this universe, do we xoxo posters know that it's pensive we're judging? Or is a picture of a "random" guy who no one knows just posted for us to judge? If the former it seems like everyone would just rate him 0 out of spite. 2)Are we aware that our rating will decide whether he lives or dies? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041352) Date: October 20th, 2009 9:59 PM Author: electric canary place of business jew You sound drunk Please shut the fuck up (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041386) Date: October 20th, 2009 10:00 PM Author: Beady-eyed lay legend um I'm not drunk (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041391) Date: October 20th, 2009 10:54 PM Author: vermilion dingle berry Then you're just as stupid as we all thought. Still, shut the fuck up. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041872) Date: October 20th, 2009 10:55 PM Author: Beady-eyed lay legend "we"=some retard who is obsessed with Antmatic and spends all day posting about him? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041880) Date: October 20th, 2009 11:08 PM Author: bonkers halford You're not exactly the AA poster child either, drunk loser. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041980) Date: October 20th, 2009 11:10 PM Author: Beady-eyed lay legend are you really unable to come up with any better insults than "you're drunk?" even if i were drunk that wouldnt exactly be insulting to me (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041997) Date: October 20th, 2009 11:12 PM Author: bonkers halford calling someone "drunk" is hardly an "insult" moron (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13042019) Date: October 20th, 2009 11:13 PM Author: Beady-eyed lay legend english, please? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13042023) Date: October 20th, 2009 11:14 PM Author: bonkers halford calling someone "drunk" is hardly an "insult" moron (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13042035) Date: October 20th, 2009 11:15 PM Author: Beady-eyed lay legend lol nice edit... sure *you're* sober? anyway other dood is right... this is too great a thread to be ruined with this petty bs. continue to think im drunk or whatever. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13042049) Date: October 20th, 2009 11:16 PM Author: bonkers halford Jesus. Why hasn't anyone killed you yet. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13042055) Date: October 20th, 2009 11:17 PM Author: bonkers halford also, learn the different between a "post" and an "edit" you stupid sAAck of shit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13042062) Date: October 20th, 2009 11:26 PM Author: vermilion dingle berry tbf, we are legion. You and he are a disgrace to racial preference and highlight why it's a failed policy. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13042167) Date: October 20th, 2009 10:05 PM Author: bonkers halford this should be automatically appended to every Blue Smoke post (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041448) Date: October 20th, 2009 10:27 PM Author: Beady-eyed lay legend go away, guy pretending to be woman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041677) Date: October 20th, 2009 11:07 PM Author: bonkers halford I'm sure this seemed hilarious in your head, but unfortunately the rest of us do not share your 0.30 BAC (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041969) Date: October 20th, 2009 11:08 PM Author: Beady-eyed lay legend it wasnt meant to be hilarious it was meant to encourage you to stop pretending to be a woman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041982) Date: October 20th, 2009 11:09 PM Author: bonkers halford When have I ever pretended to be a woman? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041991) Date: October 20th, 2009 11:12 PM Author: Rambunctious exciting theatre Can you two PLEASE stop ruining and unnecessarily bumping this thread and take your stupid shit somewhere else. tyia (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13042017) Date: October 20th, 2009 11:13 PM Author: bonkers halford (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13042022) Date: October 20th, 2009 10:07 PM Author: Diverse abode preventive strike A lot of us know what pensive looks like, so we could tell if it wasn't him. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041458) Date: October 20th, 2009 10:26 PM Author: Beady-eyed lay legend right i understand that i was just wondering whether, in the context of this scenario, we all know it's him that we're rating. i don't think pensive is ugly, but a lot of people hate him and would give him low scores to be spiteful. otoh, if we were shown a picture of pensive (and somehow didn't know who it was that we were rating... im not sure how) i think the scores would be a lot more fair. if it's the former scenario, i can't imagine why he'd ever choose the picture rating. most people are going to rate him really low regardless of their actual assessment of his looks, just cause hes pensive. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041671) Date: October 20th, 2009 10:28 PM Author: mind-boggling chocolate striped hyena son of senegal I took the rating in the end because the math problems could be really, really hard or unsolvable (e.g. how many regular tetrahedrons can be packed around a single point). Also, I'm waiting on a call from a gorgeous, heroic WOC. If she calls, I stop doing math problems. :) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041682) Date: October 20th, 2009 10:30 PM Author: ultramarine theater stage nibblets i asked my gf to ensure objectivity. she said the same thing i did (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041692) Date: October 20th, 2009 10:31 PM Author: Shaky home you're gf seems cool. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041704) Date: October 20th, 2009 10:01 PM Author: mind-boggling chocolate striped hyena son of senegal I responded. http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041385 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041396) Date: October 20th, 2009 10:01 PM Author: black angry crotch mad-dog skullcap tytyty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041403) Date: October 20th, 2009 10:06 PM Author: french marketing idea tanning salon wtf kind of response is that (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041454) Date: October 20th, 2009 10:25 PM Author: Ebony casino ATTENTION: A NEW POLL WILL BE POSTED SHORTLY (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041657) Date: October 20th, 2009 10:27 PM Author: Diverse abode preventive strike Ty. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041680) Date: October 20th, 2009 10:28 PM Author: ultramarine theater stage nibblets i predict mostly ratings in the 3-4 range and one 10 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041684) Date: October 20th, 2009 10:30 PM Author: Pink Thriller Rehab 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041695) Date: October 20th, 2009 10:31 PM Author: mind-boggling chocolate striped hyena son of senegal I predict a 5.2 average, leading to the release of 3 cylinders and a loss of 75 IQ points. My remaining ability to converse at at least a 140-IQ level will indicate an original IQ of 215, hence exceptionally good genes. Women the world over will want to marry me. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041698) Date: October 20th, 2009 10:32 PM Author: ultramarine theater stage nibblets http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041549 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041712) Date: October 20th, 2009 10:31 PM Author: grizzly dashing garrison azn (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041700) Date: October 20th, 2009 10:31 PM Author: Ebony casino http://www.quibblo.com/quiz/b0J97Vf/Assign-a-rating-to-Pensives-physical-attractiveness-on-an-objective-1-10-scale (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041696) Date: October 20th, 2009 10:31 PM Author: Pink Thriller Rehab tytytyty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041706) Date: October 20th, 2009 10:35 PM Author: harsh stimulating area ITT: pensive uses proxies to give himself a bunch of 10's (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041724) Date: October 20th, 2009 10:37 PM Author: aquamarine crawly principal's office nah, all he has to do is clear the cookies (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041744) Date: October 20th, 2009 10:35 PM Author: Blue Razzmatazz Temple Reading Party you know he has to be furiously spamming that poll with proxies right now. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041725) Date: October 20th, 2009 10:35 PM Author: Diverse abode preventive strike "Since you are not a member, you have cast an anonymous vote. If you'd like us to record your votes, please become a member." ? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041731) Date: October 20th, 2009 10:37 PM Author: Smoky step-uncle's house record all votes on your account the vote you case is real and in that chart (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041745) Date: October 20th, 2009 10:37 PM Author: black angry crotch mad-dog skullcap SWeet, voted. my methodology was to average out my opinion & those of the three other people in the room with me (two guys and a lesbian... maybe not the best sample, but whatevz). ended up assigning a lower value than i would have given him alone. :( (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041746) Date: October 20th, 2009 10:37 PM Author: electric canary place of business jew When does this poll close? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041748) Date: October 20th, 2009 10:37 PM Author: aquamarine crawly principal's office poll sucks. you can vote multiple times by clearing cookies (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041750) Date: October 20th, 2009 10:42 PM Author: Transparent Aromatic Immigrant Maybe you should eliminate the 10s and 1s from the final tally because those numbers are obviously dishonest. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041787) Date: October 20th, 2009 10:43 PM Author: Supple locus new version Given the current distribution, it doesn't look like that would affect the outcome any. People seem to have exaggerated in equal numbers in each direction. Surprisingly, most numbers seem to be in the average zone, which suggests people weren't attempting to sway the poll too much out of bias. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041793) Date: October 20th, 2009 10:47 PM Author: Transparent Aromatic Immigrant Yeah, that's probably true. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041821) Date: October 20th, 2009 10:36 PM Author: saffron feces address lol pensive is clickin mad 10's in a public library somewhere (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041739) Date: October 20th, 2009 10:38 PM Author: Pink Thriller Rehab lol @ the mental image of pensive furiously going from computer to computer in some vast, empty public computer lab somewhere (while a vietnamese lady cleans the floor) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041759) Date: October 20th, 2009 10:39 PM Author: black angry crotch mad-dog skullcap ahahhaha (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041761) Date: October 20th, 2009 10:38 PM Author: saffron feces address pensive is an objective 6 IMO. nothing higher, nothing lower. slightly above average because his face is symmetrical for the most part. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041756) Date: October 20th, 2009 10:39 PM Author: Pink Thriller Rehab titcr. I voted 6. I think that's the most honest answer. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041762) Date: October 20th, 2009 10:40 PM Author: Shaky home yup. I agree. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041766) Date: October 20th, 2009 10:41 PM Author: Transparent Aromatic Immigrant I did 5, he's an average looking dude. Nondescript. I don't see anything that bumps him up to a six. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041774) Date: October 20th, 2009 10:43 PM Author: ultramarine theater stage nibblets credited. but anything between 4 and 6 seems reasonable to me. anything outside that range i don't understand (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041791) Date: October 20th, 2009 10:44 PM Author: Beady-eyed lay legend i think hes better than average. has all his hair, isn't fat, even symmetrical features. also i guess we can't really rate this, but he's tall irl. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041797) Date: October 20th, 2009 10:46 PM Author: Transparent Aromatic Immigrant Yeah, but I see that as average. Bring overweight brings it down, being asymmetrical brings it down, having more striking features brings it up, not being pale brings it up. I can see any score between 4-6 being honest though, maybe even a 3 or 7 if you really detest or revere that look, respectively. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041816) Date: October 20th, 2009 10:48 PM Author: Beady-eyed lay legend i think of 5 as median compared to all other guys most guys in their late 20s have some of the problems youre listing (fat, plain, not tall, many losing some hair)... he doesnt have any of those issues so i think hes def. above average (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041833) Date: October 20th, 2009 10:52 PM Author: motley cheese-eating fanboi shrine i'm surprised at some of the comments being made here. under these criteria, i'd be about an 8 or 8.5, and that'd certainly be news to me. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041859) Date: October 20th, 2009 10:53 PM Author: Beady-eyed lay legend what do you think your rating is? i know people like to rag on pensive, but i really dont get why people think he isnt attractive. i dont think hes an "objective 8" or whatever but i dont think any girl would disqualify him based on looks. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041870) Date: October 20th, 2009 10:57 PM Author: Shaky home this isn't true. He's definitely not the "type" for many of my friends. But objectively, he's not ugly. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041900) Date: October 20th, 2009 10:58 PM Author: Beady-eyed lay legend of fair enough i guess he isnt some peoples type (not my type either) but i cant imagine a chick dinging him solely based on his looks, if they liked everything else about him (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041910) Date: October 20th, 2009 11:05 PM Author: Iridescent kink-friendly round eye location I showed the pic to my girl, she wasn't feeling him. I agree with Osi, your criteria/standards seem a little generous. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041955) Date: October 20th, 2009 11:12 PM Author: Shaky home I rated him based on the idea of 'what if he were my type'. If he were, then he's a 6. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13042015) Date: October 20th, 2009 11:25 PM Author: vermilion dingle berry Well, your girl is into black dudes. what do you expect? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13042159) Date: October 20th, 2009 11:33 PM Author: Iridescent kink-friendly round eye location ha, I don't think she has a proclivity for black dudes...pretty sure I'm the first black guy she's dated, and I'm mixed. And not particularly dark. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13042290) Date: October 21st, 2009 12:05 AM Author: vermilion dingle berry It didn't stop you from claiming it in the admissions process, though! one-drop rule, hth. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13042708) Date: October 21st, 2009 4:51 AM Author: Amethyst hall stock car This thread needs moar AA arguing. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13044262) Date: September 24th, 2011 12:56 PM Author: ocher piazza you beefin? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#19032787) Date: October 20th, 2009 10:57 PM Author: motley cheese-eating fanboi shrine i would've rated myself a 6, objectively speaking. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041904) Date: October 20th, 2009 10:50 PM Author: White Bisexual Stage Police Squad this seems really odd to me. the average american is overweight (BMI of 27), 5'9" and has asymmetric features. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041848) Date: October 20th, 2009 10:52 PM Author: Transparent Aromatic Immigrant Yeah, but I considered average attractiveness. Which would be, as noted elsewhere, 5'9", 190lbs, mostly symmetrical = 5, imo. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041865) Date: October 20th, 2009 10:56 PM Author: White Bisexual Stage Police Squad right, though that 190 lbs would probably amount to 20% body fat (discernible beer belly). On that scale, I think merely being somewhat fit (<12% body fat), taller than average, and having symmetric features pushes you up to at least 6.5 (around the 70th percentile). (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041894) Date: October 20th, 2009 10:44 PM Author: Shaky home He's tall. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041801) Date: October 20th, 2009 10:48 PM Author: talented faggot firefighter heaven he's 5' 10" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041831) Date: October 20th, 2009 10:49 PM Author: Beady-eyed lay legend hes ~6'1 id estimate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041837) Date: October 20th, 2009 10:49 PM Author: mind-boggling chocolate striped hyena son of senegal 6' and 185 pounds. In good shape. Have always dated beautiful women, so I'm doing something right. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041838) Date: October 20th, 2009 11:05 PM Author: talented faggot firefighter heaven "Have always dated beautiful women, so I'm doing something right." ROFL What's your bodyfat at 185? 20% (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041956) Date: October 21st, 2009 7:29 AM Author: histrionic deep locale no (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13044345) Date: October 21st, 2009 11:40 PM Author: Boyish spot internal respiration Dude, you've dated like 1 chick. Come on now. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13051303) Date: October 20th, 2009 10:49 PM Author: Shaky home is this true? Blue Smoke says he's tall and she doesn't throw that word around. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041845) Date: October 20th, 2009 10:50 PM Author: Beady-eyed lay legend lol i definitely dont as you know im tall and he looked tall to me most guys who say they're 6' are like 5'10. hes definitely a legit 6', if not taller. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041854) Date: October 20th, 2009 11:04 PM Author: talented faggot firefighter heaven 5' 10" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041952) Date: October 20th, 2009 10:46 PM Author: Pink Thriller Rehab you really think pensive is "average?" remember what average means. 5'9, 190 pounds, plain face, etc. Pensive is slightly above that. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041814) Date: October 20th, 2009 10:47 PM Author: Beady-eyed lay legend cr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041818) Date: October 20th, 2009 10:49 PM Author: Transparent Aromatic Immigrant true, but also he wears dorky glasses and is a bit pale. that brings him down a notch. If he got outside once in a while and tried to be a little more stylish, he could hit a 6. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041835) Date: October 21st, 2009 7:30 AM Author: histrionic deep locale 5'4" 160 is an average woman, but almost everyone here would say that's a 4 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13044346) Date: October 21st, 2009 7:40 AM Author: mind-boggling chocolate striped hyena son of senegal In high school, it was 5'4/140, which is usually fat but not always, especially if a woman's athletic. For example, black women often "weigh a lot" even when they have amazing bodies. There are some stunning, in-shape, slender-looking black girls who are 5'6ish and weigh over 150 pounds. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13044352) Date: October 21st, 2009 7:46 AM Author: Glittery bearded trust fund bawdyhouse Blacks have bones made of rocks (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13044359) Date: October 21st, 2009 7:53 AM Author: mind-boggling chocolate striped hyena son of senegal I think it has to do with (1) more musculature, and (2) more fat in the right places, in women. I dated a 5'3 / 135# black woman and her body was perfect by my standard (although I like women ~5 pounds chubbier than most men, and am definitely not into the anorexic waifs XO seems to worship). (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13044367) Date: October 21st, 2009 3:33 PM Author: spruce galvanic trailer park doctorate I'm 5'7" 150 dad is black, mom is white (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13046989) Date: October 20th, 2009 10:46 PM Author: White Bisexual Stage Police Squad I think pensive is a biatch, but 6.5 seems correct to me, assuming a normal (rather than uniform) distribution. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041810) Date: October 20th, 2009 10:46 PM Author: Supple locus new version stfu pensive (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041815) Date: October 20th, 2009 10:48 PM Author: Shaky home he sure does love the number 6.5 http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115199&forum_id=2#13032314 http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13039293 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041830) Date: October 20th, 2009 10:49 PM Author: Supple locus new version Oooh, good catch. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041844) Date: October 20th, 2009 10:50 PM Author: mind-boggling chocolate striped hyena son of senegal Funny, but I have no connection to this ravioli guy. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13041849) Date: October 20th, 2009 11:16 PM Author: Thirsty doobsian genital piercing You guys are biased. He's an 8-9. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13042053) Date: October 21st, 2009 7:14 AM Author: mind-boggling chocolate striped hyena son of senegal No way. I gave myself a 10, wanting to live, but on a (5,2) normal distribution, I'm no better than 7. I'm an 8-9 in certain niches, but with respect to the general population, 6-6.5 is about right. Of course, I probably averaged 4.5-5 on the XO poll because some people hate me. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13044332) Date: October 21st, 2009 10:40 AM Author: laughsome splenetic state STFU. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13044832) Date: October 20th, 2009 10:42 PM Author: Ebony casino The results will be tabulated in 5 minutes. 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Assuming all the coins are fair, what is the probability that A obtains more heads than B? 2. At a movie theater, the manager announces that a free ticket will be given to the first person in line whose birthday is the same as someone in line who has already bought a ticket. You have the option of getting in line at any time. Assuming that you don't know anyone else's birthday, and that birthdays are uniformly distributed throughout a 365 day year, what position in line gives you the best chance of being the first duplicate birthday? 3. Find all solutions to c^2 + 1 = (a^2 &#8722; 1)(b^2 &#8722; 1), in integers a, b, and c. 4. If the numbers 2n and 5n (where n is a positive integer) start with the same digit, what is this digit? The numbers are written in decimal notation, with no leading zeroes. 5. If x and y are positive real numbers, show that x^y + y^x > 1. 6. Players A and B each have a well shuffled standard pack of cards, with no jokers. The players deal their cards one at a time, from the top of the deck, checking for an exact match. Player A wins if, once the packs are fully dealt, no matches are found. Player B wins if at least one match occurs. What is the probability that player A wins? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13042065) Date: October 20th, 2009 11:19 PM Author: Transparent Aromatic Immigrant (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13042082) Date: October 20th, 2009 11:21 PM Author: Shaky home jesus christ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13042093) Date: October 20th, 2009 11:21 PM Author: mildly autistic spectacular property lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13042103) Date: October 20th, 2009 11:26 PM Author: Rambunctious exciting theatre EDIT: I'm enjoying these threads. why spoil the fun. ty dood. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13042175) Date: October 21st, 2009 12:35 AM Author: insane hospital chad bump (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13043032) Date: October 21st, 2009 7:20 AM Author: mind-boggling chocolate striped hyena son of senegal Good problems, and I'll work on them, but there is no fucking way I would have solved those in 10 minutes. I haven't spent enough time on them to assess their difficulty, but they look like easier Putnam problems (A1-2, B1-2); even those take 15-30 minutes a piece for someone like me to solve and write up. I actually shot myself in the foot once, on the 2002 Putnam, by working on the hard problems in the first 2.7 hours, then writing up the easiest one in the last 15 minutes. I actually fucked it up miserably because I was so hasty. Since Putnam grading is essentially 0/1 (0-10 technically, but scores between 3 and 7 are almost never given, the philosophy being that you either solved it or didn't) I lost at least 6 points that way, and possibly 10. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13044337) Date: October 21st, 2009 7:28 AM Author: Glittery bearded trust fund bawdyhouse 120 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13044343) Date: October 21st, 2009 7:54 AM Author: mind-boggling chocolate striped hyena son of senegal To be fair, even if I was smart enough to solve the problems in 10 minutes, there's no way I would have been able to write up 6 proofs in that time. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13044368) Date: October 21st, 2009 10:42 AM Author: laughsome splenetic state STFU. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13044841) Date: October 21st, 2009 7:38 AM Author: mind-boggling chocolate striped hyena son of senegal Edit: on second thought, I'm pretty damn sure I an prove that #4 has no solutions. If this is the case, I better go free. It's only fair. All logs are base 10. Let m = 2n, p = 5n. Then p/m = 2.5, and log(p/m) is 0.3979... The leading digit of a number r > 1 is a function of (log r) mod 1, i.e. the fractional part of log r, as follows. (All numbers are approximate to 3 decimals, since these are irrationals.) 0.00000 - 0.30102 ==> leading digit is 1 (in exact terms, log 1 - log 2 => leading digit's 1) 0.30102 - 0.47712 ==> leading digit is 2 0.47712 - 0.60206 ==> leading digit is 3 0.60206 - 0.69897 ==> leading digit is 4 0.69897 - 0.77815 ==> leading digit is 5 0.77815 - 0.84510 ==> leading digit is 6 0.84510 - 0.90309 ==> leading digit is 7 0.90309 - 0.95424 ==> leading digit is 8 0.95424 - 0.99999 ==> leading digit is 9 Call this lookup function L. Since we only care about mod-1 behavior (fractional part) we can assume that L is periodic with period 1, e.g. L( 1.5 ) = L( 0.5 ) = 3. Ok. For r and 2.5*r, for any real r > 1, to have the same leading digit, it's required that L( (log r) mod 1 ) = L( (log 2.5*r) mod 1 ). Let s = log r, and note that log 2.5*r = log r + log 2.5 = log r + 0.3979. So this requires: L( s ) = L( s + 0.3979 ). L is a lookup function on "buckets", so this occurs only if s and s + 0.3979 fall into the same bucket. This, I believe, is impossible. The buckets repeat, "1" to "9", every 1.0... but the largest-width bucket is the "1" bucket of width 0.3010. Therefore, I judge what you're asking for to be impossible. Since there's no r > 1 such that r and 2.5*r have the same leading digit, there's no n for which 2*n and 5*n have the same leading digit. Amirite? Therefore, I believe I've proven problem #4 to be impossible, so your test is unfair and I must go free. If I'm wrong and my proof is somehow flawed, you should be able to show me a counterexample: produce this n. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13044350) Date: October 21st, 2009 7:45 AM Author: Glittery bearded trust fund bawdyhouse This isn't your test you dumbass, it's just a few math problems. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13044355) Date: October 21st, 2009 7:51 AM Author: mind-boggling chocolate striped hyena son of senegal It's the test I would have been given if I hadn't chosen the rating. I chose the rating expecting the math problems to be extremely difficult or possibly unsolved. The fact that one of his problems was insoluble (I think; correct me if I'm wrong) proves that it was an unfair test from the outset and I ought to go free. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13044365) Date: October 21st, 2009 7:58 AM Author: Glittery bearded trust fund bawdyhouse These are the problems that would have been part of the test, not the test itself. The point of the test might include an unsolvable problem. Do you really not get how this works? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13044374) Date: October 21st, 2009 8:03 AM Author: curious pea-brained school tank lol, dipshit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13044379) Date: October 21st, 2009 10:47 AM Author: laughsome splenetic state STFU. You don't go free because you chose a test that had no errors. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13044877) Date: October 21st, 2009 7:50 AM Author: mind-boggling chocolate striped hyena son of senegal #1 is obviously 0.5. As the number of coins goes to infinity, the probability clearly has to be 0.5, due to the law of large numbers. So if there is an answer to your question independent of the number of coins, it's 0.5. Also, it's 0.5 when n (player B's number of coins) = 0, because we have a "hit" (A > B) when A flips a head and a "miss" when he flips a tail. To show that it's 0.5 for all n, transform the problem. A is flipping n+1 coins marked {0, 1} and B is flipping n coins marked {0, -1}, and we're summing them and counting it as a "hit" if the sum is 1 or greater. This is the same thing as flipping 2n+1 {0, 1} coins and counting it as a hit if the sum is n+1 or greater. The distribution of the number of heads on m flips of a fair coin is known to be symmetric about m/2; they're the Pascal's triangle numbers. I.e., for m = 5, your distribution is {0 : 1/32, 1 : 5/32, 2 : 10/32, 3 : 10/32, 4 : 5/32, 5: 1/32}. Because of this symmetry, when m is odd, i.e. m = 2n+1, we know that exactly half of the distribution is on the numbers m+1 and up. So the probability that A flips more heads is exactly 0.5 regardless of the number of coins. Cool result. Ok. I'll work on the other 4 later, but I have to get to work. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13044361) Date: October 21st, 2009 8:03 AM Author: curious pea-brained school tank Jesus, do you ever stfu? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13044380) Date: October 21st, 2009 2:49 PM Author: bull headed resort This can't be right. There's no indication the number of coins is large enough to warrant the law of large numbers. Does it really make intuitive sense that if one player has 100 coins, and the other has 10, that there will only be a .5 chance that the person with 100 coins will have more heads? This needs to be solved in terms of A&B (the number of coins for each person) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13046554) Date: October 21st, 2009 3:11 PM Author: mind-boggling chocolate striped hyena son of senegal Problem stipulated 1 more coin for player A. Yes, the 0.5 is an invariant. If A has 11 coins and B has 10, for example, then A has a 50% chance of beating (not including ties) B. Think of it as A flipping coins with {0, 1} written on them, and B flipping coins with {0, -1} on them, and A winning if and only if the sum total is 1 or greater. That's the same thing as flipping 21 {0, 1} coins with A winning if the sum total is 11 or greater, and there's exactly a 50% chance of that due to the symmetry of the distribution. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13046767) Date: October 21st, 2009 3:16 PM Author: bull headed resort Ah, I missed the "one more" and just read it as "more" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13046825) Date: October 21st, 2009 8:04 AM Author: mind-boggling chocolate striped hyena son of senegal #6 is a classic derangement problem. Let D(n) be the probability of shuffling n cards, numbered [1..n] into a derangement, e.g. a permutation where no i exists such that the ith card has value i. The first few values are trivial to compute: D(0) = 1, (with 0 cards, the "permutation" is trivially a derangement) D(1) = 0, (trivial) D(2) = 1/2, (derangement if they swap) D(3) = 1/3, (out of 6 permutations, only 2-- {1 -> 2, 2 -> 3, 3 -> 1} and {1 -> 3, 3 -> 2, 2 -> 1} are derangements). There's a recursive formula for deriving D(n) in terms of D(k)'s for k < n. I don't remember it off the top of my head, but I've derived it before and could do so again if you wish. Anyway, the answer is D(52). As n goes to infinity, D(n) pretty rapidly converges on 1/e, or 0.36788. So it's about a 37% chance. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13044383) Date: October 21st, 2009 8:09 AM Author: curious pea-brained school tank go to hell (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13044386) Date: October 21st, 2009 10:50 AM Author: laughsome splenetic state And burn. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13044896) Date: October 21st, 2009 10:37 AM Author: mind-boggling chocolate striped hyena son of senegal 3. Find all solutions to c^2 + 1 = (a^2 - 1)(b^2 - 1), in integers a, b, and c. (Unicode #8722 is a minus sign.) a = b = c = 0 is the only one. First, convert the equation: c^2 + 1 = a^2*b^2 - a^2 - b^2 + 1 c^2 = a^2*b^2 - a^2 - b^2 a^2 + b^2 + c^2 = a^2*b^2 (3.1) Case 1: a, b, and c are all even. If this is true, then a/2, b/2, c/2 is also a solution. So we can only find solutions in this case if there exist solutions where at least one is odd, because repeated division by 2 will lead to an odd number (unless a = b = c = 0). Consider equation (3.1) modulo 4, noting that a square modulo 4 must be congruent either to 0 or 1. Trivially, a^2*b^2 = 0 or 1, mod 4. In the case where at least one among a, b, and c is odd, a^2 + b^2 + c^2 can only be 1, 2, or 3 modulo 4. Thus, we have by necessity: a^2*b^2 = 1 (mod 4) a^2 + b^2 + c^2 = 1 (mod 4). Here's the problem: a^2*b^2 = 1 mod 4 means that a*b is odd, so a and b are both odd. Then, since c^2 = 0 or 1 mod 4, we have a^2 + b^2 + c^2 = 2 or 3 mod 4. This is a contradiction. So there's no (a, b, c) with one of those three non-even that fits the given equation, and since any non-trivial all-even solution will produce a not-all-even solution by repeated division of all three variables by two, we conclude that a = b = c = 0 is the only solution. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13044814) Date: October 21st, 2009 5:17 PM Author: contagious national fuck you (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13047858) Date: October 22nd, 2009 3:52 AM Author: Razzle Prole Hell Not up to date with modulo but looks like a good write-up. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13054002) Date: October 20th, 2009 11:26 PM Author: Sooty charismatic parlour this is pretty fucking good man (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13042171) Date: October 20th, 2009 11:40 PM Author: Diverse abode preventive strike (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13042406) Date: October 20th, 2009 11:45 PM Author: french marketing idea tanning salon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13042473) Date: October 20th, 2009 11:57 PM Author: appetizing personal credit line just got home. 180. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13042612) Date: October 21st, 2009 12:02 AM Author: abusive light sex offender TOBIN, END THIS NOW YOU ATTENTION WHORING JACKASS! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13042671) Date: October 21st, 2009 12:09 AM Author: Diverse abode preventive strike tcr I need to sleep... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13042729) Date: October 21st, 2009 12:14 AM Author: Pink Thriller Rehab wait, what? explain. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13042782) Date: October 21st, 2009 1:20 AM Author: Rambunctious exciting theatre wtf? i'm beginning to think this whole thing was a schtick designed just as a way to post pensive's pic without protest or having it edited by the mods (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13043395) Date: October 21st, 2009 1:21 AM Author: aquamarine crawly principal's office pensive's pic has been posted dozens upon dozens of times (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13043398) Date: October 21st, 2009 1:21 AM Author: Rambunctious exciting theatre ok, nm then. but still, wtf? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13043402) Date: October 21st, 2009 7:16 AM Author: mind-boggling chocolate striped hyena son of senegal I was outed 4 years ago. If I really minded that much, I'd stop posting. The few people who have discovered by Xoxohthing I've been able to explain myself to. I've never lost a job because of this, although I dated a girl who was annoyed by it (and retired while I was dating her). I've gotten in enough real trouble that internet drama doesn't faze me. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13044335) Date: October 21st, 2009 10:28 AM Author: abusive light sex offender JIGSAW bitched out. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13044776) Date: October 21st, 2009 10:38 AM Author: mind-boggling chocolate striped hyena son of senegal And I've solved 4 of his 6 problems, and will knock down the other 2 shortly. (Although there is virtually no way that anyone could have solved all 6, including writing the proof, in 10 minutes.) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13044822) Date: October 21st, 2009 10:41 AM Author: Burgundy Arousing Box Office Pistol STFU pensive for the love of christ. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13044836) Date: October 21st, 2009 10:43 AM Author: hateful carnelian crackhouse psychic you have ruined this thread. This isn't about YOU, dood. It's a schtick. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13044849) Date: October 21st, 2009 10:44 AM Author: Multi-colored Wagecucks You obviously don't get that this was all pensive flame, AS PROMISED. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13044860) Date: October 21st, 2009 10:45 AM Author: chestnut affirmative action solid job with the math problems dood. hope you get to keep a little of your brain. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13044865) Date: October 21st, 2009 12:34 PM Author: Rambunctious exciting theatre you can google all the answers. they're taken verbatim from other sources, instantly searchable (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13045652) Date: October 21st, 2009 10:48 AM Author: aphrodisiac field candlestick maker To be fair, Congratulations pensive, you ruined what was otherwise a fun and entertaining schtick that brought a little much needed excitement to this board by acting like a huge faggot in this thread, and in the process you even got to show off how incredibly smart you are to a bunch of anonymous strangers who still don't like or respect you. You must feel proud of this impressive achievement; sort of like stomping on a child's toys in front of him to show how much stronger you are with your superior adult musculature. Bravo, you won! How does it feel to know you won't have to wake up on those grey New York mornings cold and alone and angry at the world and filled with the stomach-turning mixture of self adoration and profound self hatred that causes you to compulsively seek out constant validation from the very people you clearly think are beneath you anymore? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13044882) Date: October 21st, 2009 10:49 AM Author: Burgundy Arousing Box Office Pistol tytyty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13044886) Date: October 21st, 2009 10:57 AM Author: Diverse abode preventive strike To be fair, hi pensive! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13044943) Date: October 21st, 2009 10:58 AM Author: Glittery bearded trust fund bawdyhouse lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13044947) Date: October 21st, 2009 11:04 AM Author: Smoky step-uncle's house so is this the long-awaited admission that TBF=jigsaw? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13044993) Date: October 21st, 2009 11:06 AM Author: mind-boggling chocolate striped hyena son of senegal 197 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13045008) Date: October 21st, 2009 12:15 PM Author: harsh stimulating area yeah, i think it's called aspergers (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13045508) Date: October 21st, 2009 12:31 PM Author: hateful carnelian crackhouse psychic *applause* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13045626) Date: October 21st, 2009 12:33 PM Author: Rose fortuitous meteor 120.... Leave my FRIEND pensive ALONE. He has earned your respect. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13045639) Date: October 21st, 2009 12:35 PM Author: Amethyst hall stock car Why the fuck would it be ruined? We just need jigsaw to come back and post the death. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13045658) Date: October 21st, 2009 11:44 PM Author: Boyish spot internal respiration tcr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13051359) Date: October 21st, 2009 2:38 PM Author: abusive light sex offender Correction: There's no way anyone with an IQ under 180 could have solved all 6 in 10 minutes. PWND! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13046475) Date: October 21st, 2009 10:53 AM Author: laughsome splenetic state Jigsaw, please make Pensive suffer a cruel death on account of his pride. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13044908) Date: October 21st, 2009 10:55 AM Author: Glittery bearded trust fund bawdyhouse titcr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13044928) Date: October 21st, 2009 11:02 AM Author: pearly athletic conference this thread was awesome until pensive ruined it by solving the problems. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13044979) Date: October 21st, 2009 11:05 AM Author: laughsome splenetic state He started ruining it before that. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13044999) Date: October 21st, 2009 11:07 AM Author: mind-boggling chocolate striped hyena son of senegal I still have two to solve. The movie-theater one is pure computation. The x^y + y^x has me in a nasty mess of partial derivatives. I'm missing one thing and I'll need to sleep on it. I'm pretty close, but I'm not sure my solution is rigorous, and it's really ugly. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13045012) Date: October 21st, 2009 11:08 AM Author: Smoky step-uncle's house nice prideful boastpoast followed by moniker switch stfu pensive (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13045019) Date: October 21st, 2009 11:08 AM Author: Burgundy Arousing Box Office Pistol DIAF (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13045022) Date: October 21st, 2009 11:35 AM Author: Glittery bearded trust fund bawdyhouse I'm enjoying the retarded spectacle pensive is making of himself. I wouldn't be surprised if this is some sort of devious punishment that Jigsaw is meting out. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13045216) Date: October 21st, 2009 12:37 PM Author: Amethyst hall stock car Yeah, but he didn't get them all. He tried and failed...seems about as expected. Why does that ruin anything? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13045670) Date: October 21st, 2009 11:45 PM Author: Boyish spot internal respiration WTF? He picked choice 1. His ability to solve the math problem, therefore, becomes irrelevant. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13051370) Date: October 22nd, 2009 3:00 AM Author: Rusted Stain But he's going to prove he can do them! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13053731) Date: October 21st, 2009 12:04 PM Author: Supple locus new version Wtf, pensive. How did you beat Jigsaw? You didn't do all of the problems in 10 minutes. You weren't rated a 7 or higher, at least last time I looked at that graph. What you did was fuck up an otherwise cool and entertaining thread by being a know-it-all instead of a good sport. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13045434) Date: October 21st, 2009 12:09 PM Author: Honey-headed rebellious milk i can't look at the graph. what was the last avg rating you were able to see? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13045471) Date: October 21st, 2009 12:21 PM Author: aquamarine crawly principal's office 29% at "5". 10% or so at "10" and 6% or so at "1". "4" and "6" were about even. "2" and "3" combined looked larger than "7" "8" and "9" combined (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13045560) Date: October 21st, 2009 12:32 PM Author: Supple locus new version Over half the ratings were between 4 and 6. Fairly equal split between the 1-3s and the 7-10s. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13045632) Date: October 21st, 2009 12:33 PM Author: Honey-headed rebellious milk so let's say he was rated a 5 avg. how much would the serum have dropped his IQ by? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13045644) Date: October 21st, 2009 12:36 PM Author: Supple locus new version Well, it depends which vials were disarmed. If he has all 4 diseases, it might be by only 25 points. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13045661) Date: October 21st, 2009 12:33 PM Author: Rambunctious exciting theatre tbf, the problems -- and solutions -- are google-able (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13045636) Date: October 21st, 2009 12:36 PM Author: chartreuse school cafeteria electric furnace there should be a penalty for cheating. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13045665) Date: October 21st, 2009 12:37 PM Author: mind-boggling chocolate striped hyena son of senegal I proved one of the 6 problems to be unsolvable, meaning that it was an unfair test from the start. So yeah, I beat him. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13045675) Date: October 21st, 2009 12:40 PM Author: Rambunctious exciting theatre FAIL http://www.qbyte.org/puzzles/p122s.html "Therefore, I believe I've proven problem #4 to be impossible, so your test is unfair and I must go free. If I'm wrong and my proof is somehow flawed, you should be able to show me a counterexample: produce this n." FAIL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13045689) Date: October 21st, 2009 12:58 PM Author: mind-boggling chocolate striped hyena son of senegal NOT fail. He wrote 2n and 5n, not 2^n or 5^n. As he specified the problem, there's no solution. Fail on his part. Typo-fail, but still fail. Haven't looked at the solution, but the answer's 3. 2^n * 5^n = 10^n, which always has mantissa (base 10) of exactly 1.0000. Given the product has mantissa 1.0000, we know that the mantissas of the factors are either both exactly 1.0000 (impossible for a power of 2 or 5) or they have a product of 10, and the same-leading-digit criterion gives us a leading digit of 3. (An example of this is 32 * 3125, for n = 5). I'm sure you're not impressed because I bet the link has the same solution. You'll have to take me at my word that I didn't look. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13045831) Date: October 21st, 2009 1:08 PM Author: Rambunctious exciting theatre fair enough. guess he copied & pasted w/o proofreading. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13045924) Date: October 21st, 2009 12:41 PM Author: Hot pit jap Why would proving the problem is unsolvable be any indication of an unfair test? He just wanted answers. One answer is that this is not solvable. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13045699) Date: October 21st, 2009 12:41 PM Author: Honey-headed rebellious milk since when do the rules apply? isn't this a serial killer who's strapped you into a chair you can't escape from with vials sticking into your arm? what do you mean you "beat him?" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13045702) Date: October 21st, 2009 12:43 PM Author: Titillating brindle whorehouse bbw I now believe Jigsaw was pensive. I also now believe pensive needs to be institutionalized. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13045715) Date: October 21st, 2009 12:48 PM Author: Multi-colored Wagecucks (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13045747) Date: October 21st, 2009 1:43 PM Author: Honey-headed rebellious milk if you believe jigsaw is pensive, i believe you are giving pensive too much credit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13046160) Date: October 21st, 2009 12:43 PM Author: Supple locus new version You picked the other test, though. You failed it. The fact that he gives you a teaser to mae you feel bad afterwards doesn't mean you beat him. He beat you, because you were either arrogant enough or flip enough to pick the other test. Aside from all that? This is a schtick, and a fun one, not a math test. This thread is probably the shining example of why you suck. You're so intent on winning that you can't identify the times when that's not the point. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13045717) Date: October 21st, 2009 12:48 PM Author: coiffed bespoke toilet seat Wholly credited "This thread is probably the shining example of why you suck" You know, if someone told me a month ago that pensive would post in a thread that not only completely eclipses his former "body of work" but also becomes the preeminent example of his complete and total fuckedupedness, I'd have called you crazy. But jesus christ. Thanks a lot, asshole. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13045748) Date: October 21st, 2009 12:39 PM Author: hateful carnelian crackhouse psychic I'll play Jigsaw for a second: Pensive, the entire test was a lie. The *real* test was whether your could stand this much attention without acting like a childish, useless cocksucker. More specifically, the true test was whether you could be humble enough to be a good sport and refrain from poasting ITT more than 4 times. You have obviously failed completely, because you are a bigger attention whore than The Box. The vials explode into your arm, giving you herpes and double-AIDS. You die a lonely, unheroic death. hth. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13045688) Date: October 21st, 2009 12:44 PM Author: Glittery bearded trust fund bawdyhouse cr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13045719) Date: October 21st, 2009 12:44 PM Author: Supple locus new version ty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13045725) Date: October 21st, 2009 12:45 PM Author: Rambunctious exciting theatre very good, but the critical part is linking it back to the original test, showing where in there Jigsaw predicted this... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13045729) Date: October 21st, 2009 12:49 PM Author: coiffed bespoke toilet seat not perfect, but good. ty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13045759) Date: October 21st, 2009 1:01 PM Author: mind-boggling chocolate striped hyena son of senegal 400th post! The thread was started 2 hours before I saw or posted in it, and people were haranguing me for being too "chicken". They told me to be a good sport and play, so I did. The rest of my obnoxiousness was just to see how far he would go to indulge my jocularity. The OP gets 180^180 for out-pensiving pensive. My PR is in the 360s, and this is the first 400-post pensive-related thread. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13045853) Date: October 21st, 2009 1:04 PM Author: hateful carnelian crackhouse psychic Yeah, and it was a fucking awesome thread until you showed up. This thread was a pure 180, and now I don't even care what the ending is. It's like you interrupted someone who was in the middle of telling a joke just as they were getting to the punchline. The moment is gone, you fucking ruined it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13045887) Date: October 21st, 2009 1:07 PM Author: Amethyst hall stock car I'm still holding out hope that jigsaw will return having foreseen that pensive would talk for a ton and fail. This doesn't have to be ruined. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13045914) Date: October 21st, 2009 1:23 PM Author: hateful carnelian crackhouse psychic It would take a miracle for the OP to save this thread, which speaks to what a shithead pensive is. This thread was an INSTANT CLASSIC when it started. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13046038) Date: October 21st, 2009 1:05 PM Author: coiffed bespoke toilet seat you're a fucking asshole, although I guess that's not an entirely fair characterization because you seem so completely oblivious and lack any self-awareness whatsoever. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13045894) Date: October 21st, 2009 1:07 PM Author: saffron feces address shut up 6.0/10 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13045910) Date: October 21st, 2009 1:08 PM Author: insane hospital chad congrats, i guess now heroic women will like you. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13045922) Date: October 21st, 2009 1:13 PM Author: Bat-shit-crazy theater codepig Shut up. Nao. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13045966) Date: October 21st, 2009 1:35 PM Author: Burgundy Arousing Box Office Pistol I would love to strangle you. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13046113) Date: October 21st, 2009 3:19 PM Author: harsh stimulating area you are an insufferable tard. please never poast again. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13046853) Date: October 22nd, 2009 3:04 AM Author: Rusted Stain No, you're just a dipshit. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13053747) Date: October 21st, 2009 1:55 PM Author: black angry crotch mad-dog skullcap lol, tyft (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13046220) Date: October 21st, 2009 1:55 PM Author: black angry crotch mad-dog skullcap Pensive: Stop being a wanker. You could've started a new thread and tackled the problems therein whilst awaiting your impending doom, 'stead of putting yo bullshit here. Tobin: Good luck getting this trainwreck back on track, but I think you can do it. Everyone else: Chill out and stop being so impatient! Pensive didn't RUIN this thread; he just cluttered it up. (All you hear of this post is "MFF MF MMMF MF!!!" *shuffle* "MMF MFF!" as I try to communicate, gagged and tied up, from under a pile of bloody blankets.) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13046219) Date: October 21st, 2009 2:11 PM Author: Razzle-dazzle water buffalo i would've tried solving the problems too (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13046333) Date: October 21st, 2009 3:07 PM Author: Ebony casino *You await your judgment but it does not come, and you soon drift off to sleep, drained by the trials of the preceding day. This brief respite end when you are startled awake by a melody blaring from the computer. As it plays, you learn your fate.* http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FDBTSLvyPbw Hello, Pensive. I hope you enjoyed solving those problems. They will be the last of that difficulty you ever solve. As I initially informed you, they would not be difficult for someone of your abilities. However, the test was impossible for someone of your arrogance. Most were seemingly complex, yet had strikingly simple solutions. Rather than quickly finding them, you intellectually masturbated in an empty room. The number of problems and the time limit were tied to the information you entered. Had you entered a lower IQ and more realistic rating, you would have easily emerged unharmed. You will be the first to live, but it comes with a price. I commend you for engaging your game. However, you ignored the rules. You attempted to enter decimals and written addendums after being instructed that the system would only accept whole numbers. You did not type the disclaimer until prompted by others. Most importantly, despite my urgings to better yourself and become a heroic man, you remained a coward and delayed your choice past the point of all reason. Now Pensive, accept my judgment. Eight cylinders. Eight rating points to unlock them. Your peers disarmed five for you. http://img14.imageshack.us/i/pensive1.jpg/ I will unlock another for the humility you displayed by immediately accepting that you are not an "objective 8." *Three of the poison cylinders disarm and go green, followed by the HIV cylinder. Suddenly a biting pain drives through your forearm as the fourth poison cylinder is injected. The world you had previously controlled with the skill of a puppetmaster almost instantly becomes altogether more difficult to comprehend. The dose was calibrated for a stronger man, and your IQ drops by 35 points. You blankly stare as the syphilis and gonorrhea cylinders disarm, then wince as the last cylinder injects, infecting you with herpes* Now you may begin living your life to the fullest. Your IQ has been lowered, leaving you able to interact with normal females. However, they will not find you particularly intelligent or engaging, and your herpes will be a limiting factor. Now that you are unworthy of the women you consider heroic, perhaps you will cease idealizing them and learn to view women as humans rather than archetypes. I had prepared another task for you, but you proved unsuitable. Rather than choosing to heroically and quickly solve the problems to redeem yourself, you tainted yourself by submitting to the judgment of a depraved cesspool. Now think back Pensive, back to the one time in your life that you were truly happy to be alive. *You scream as you have a sudden flashback and realize that you weren't the only one in that picture. "Still not completely over ex-girlfriend, who I'm incredibly fond of." She was your first and only love, the only heroic female in existence who is not a 16-bit sprite.* http://img44.imageshack.us/i/39500198.jpg/ She is here Pensive, and she requires the help of a heroic man. Because you are unqualified for that task, I have another for you. When the time comes, you will have a choice to push one of two buttons. Pressing the first will unlock the room you are in and you will leave unharmed. The second button's function will be revealed later. Until that time, you will remain in this room with the knowledge that She is out there, and Her fate is out of your hands. http://img30.imageshack.us/i/aeo8oesacacl.jpg/ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13046723) Date: October 21st, 2009 3:07 PM Author: vivacious mother finally (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13046726) Date: October 21st, 2009 3:09 PM Author: Domesticated space private investor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13046754) Date: October 21st, 2009 3:13 PM Author: Blue Razzmatazz Temple Reading Party omg...i'm sorry i ever doubted you 180^180^180!^180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13046793) Date: October 21st, 2009 3:14 PM Author: beta ivory menage filthpig lol, going for a mulligan? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13046798) Date: October 21st, 2009 3:17 PM Author: Multi-colored Wagecucks Seriously. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13046834) Date: October 21st, 2009 3:16 PM Author: Supple locus new version Would have been more fun to just kill him. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13046819) Date: October 21st, 2009 3:18 PM Author: Multi-colored Wagecucks pensive flame has to keep pensive going. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13046840) Date: October 21st, 2009 3:16 PM Author: Sadistic know-it-all lodge ty for waiting and making pensive look like even more of a fool 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13046821) Date: October 21st, 2009 3:17 PM Author: Multi-colored Wagecucks This is total shit and capitulation. What a stupendously stupid shtick. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13046832) Date: October 21st, 2009 3:20 PM Author: beta ivory menage filthpig titcr. The Jigsaw schtick sold out when he tried to please the crowd by taking suggestions that didn't fit well into the scenario. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13046866) Date: October 21st, 2009 3:23 PM Author: Sadistic know-it-all lodge no, he pwn3d pensive harder by showing he wouldn't have passed either test. why is it always the same set of monikers getting upset with jigsaw and responding to each other? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13046893) Date: October 21st, 2009 3:24 PM Author: beta ivory menage filthpig I'm not upset with Jigsaw. I'm laughing at the posters who are pretending that the Jigsaw schtick is infallible. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13046905) Date: October 21st, 2009 3:23 PM Author: flickering deer antler boistinker hai pensive! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13046903) Date: October 21st, 2009 3:21 PM Author: Rose fortuitous meteor SHUT UP (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13046878) Date: October 21st, 2009 3:19 PM Author: mind-boggling chocolate striped hyena son of senegal 184 comeback. I press the get-out-safely button. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13046851) Date: October 21st, 2009 3:21 PM Author: orange marvelous plaza "The second button's function will be revealed later. Until that time, you will remain in this room " BUTTONS DON'T WORK YET (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13046869) Date: October 21st, 2009 3:21 PM Author: Ebony casino *nothing happens* You must bear witness to the coming events before you make your final choice. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13046870) Date: October 21st, 2009 3:23 PM Author: beta ivory menage filthpig The Jigsaw schtick hasn't thought that far ahead yet, you insensitive retard. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13046895) Date: October 21st, 2009 3:24 PM Author: harsh stimulating area STFU pensive (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13046908) Date: October 21st, 2009 3:31 PM Author: beta ivory menage filthpig Sorry, didn't mean to interrupt you from sucking the Jigsaw schtick's dick. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13046970) Date: October 21st, 2009 3:34 PM Author: Multi-colored Wagecucks One-fucking-eighty. I'm going to bump my other thread again. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13046997) Date: October 21st, 2009 3:36 PM Author: beta ivory menage filthpig Unlike you, I liked the first two threads. People just got overexcited because xoxo standards have fallen so low. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13047010) Date: October 21st, 2009 3:20 PM Author: orange marvelous plaza heheeh, the "Help Me" did it for me. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13046863) Date: October 21st, 2009 3:25 PM Author: Diverse abode preventive strike 180^180. Fuck the haters. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13046920) Date: October 21st, 2009 3:38 PM Author: Sadistic know-it-all lodge there is only one real hater talking to himself. i think some people might be upset because they wanted to see pensive die, whereas right now he is only trapped inside a room with herpes and a 100 IQ while heroic women are being tortured (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13047022) Date: October 21st, 2009 3:42 PM Author: beta ivory menage filthpig Yeah, because there's no way that two people could see how pathetic the Jigsaw schtick's attempt to salvage this thread is. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13047056) Date: October 21st, 2009 3:47 PM Author: Glittery bearded trust fund bawdyhouse Is it really "pathetic"? I mean, how high are your expectations for people's poasts here? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13047095) Date: October 21st, 2009 3:49 PM Author: beta ivory menage filthpig It's pathetic by the standards set by all the cheerleaders "omg...i'm sorry i ever doubted you" "180^180^180!^180" Since the Jigsaw schtick started pandering to those posters, the schtick has become pathetic by association. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13047119) Date: October 21st, 2009 3:51 PM Author: Glittery bearded trust fund bawdyhouse I don't know, I think you're reacting more to the reaction than to the posts themselves. It's more entertaining and thoughtful than almost anything else here. If you don't care for it, I still don't see why the enjoyment of others should upset you. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13047139) Date: October 21st, 2009 3:54 PM Author: beta ivory menage filthpig "I don't know, I think you're reacting more to the reaction than to the posts themselves." Yeah, I am. "If you don't care for it, I still don't see why the enjoyment of others should upset you." It doesn't "upset" me, and saying so is tired xoxo rhetoric. I'm just bashing them because they're pathetic, which is a time-honored xoxo tradition. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13047162) Date: October 21st, 2009 3:56 PM Author: Glittery bearded trust fund bawdyhouse Of course it upsets you. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13047187) Date: October 21st, 2009 3:58 PM Author: beta ivory menage filthpig u mad (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13047198) Date: October 21st, 2009 4:00 PM Author: Glittery bearded trust fund bawdyhouse no u (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13047230) Date: October 21st, 2009 4:01 PM Author: beta ivory menage filthpig explain (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13047234) Date: October 21st, 2009 4:04 PM Author: Glittery bearded trust fund bawdyhouse what (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13047265) Date: October 21st, 2009 4:05 PM Author: beta ivory menage filthpig sup (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13047274) Date: October 21st, 2009 4:09 PM Author: Glittery bearded trust fund bawdyhouse nm man (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13047324) Date: October 21st, 2009 4:19 PM Author: beta ivory menage filthpig cool (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13047405) Date: October 21st, 2009 4:21 PM Author: Glittery bearded trust fund bawdyhouse u? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13047421) Date: October 21st, 2009 4:22 PM Author: beta ivory menage filthpig y (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13047422) Date: October 21st, 2009 4:23 PM Author: Glittery bearded trust fund bawdyhouse explain (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13047436) Date: October 21st, 2009 4:25 PM Author: beta ivory menage filthpig what (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13047449) Date: October 21st, 2009 4:26 PM Author: Glittery bearded trust fund bawdyhouse bitchass (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13047465) Date: October 21st, 2009 5:36 PM Author: beta ivory menage filthpig u mad (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13047989) Date: October 21st, 2009 3:58 PM Author: Amethyst hall stock car Soing so isn't just tired rhetoric. The most pathetic thing on this site is posters getting worked up and jealous when anyone else gets praised. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13047212) Date: October 21st, 2009 4:00 PM Author: Glittery bearded trust fund bawdyhouse this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13047231) Date: October 21st, 2009 4:02 PM Author: beta ivory menage filthpig No, the most pathetic thing on this site is posters accusing others of jealousy for bashing something. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13047245) Date: October 21st, 2009 4:06 PM Author: aquamarine crawly principal's office i'm not you, nor do i fully agree with your views, but this is fucking credited (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13047286) Date: October 21st, 2009 4:09 PM Author: Amethyst hall stock car There are a certain number of posters that just have to bash anything that other people like. You admitted that this was your motivation. Maybe its not jealousy, but it's obnoxious either way. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13047319) Date: October 21st, 2009 4:18 PM Author: beta ivory menage filthpig "There are a certain number of posters that just have to bash anything that other people like. You admitted that this was your motivation." Wrong. My motivation wasn't to bash it just because it was something other people liked. It was because they were being pathetic cheerleaders for it after it crashed and burned. "Maybe its not jealousy" Of course it isn't. But you and other retarded posters don't care because you use the jealousy angle as a rhetorical crutch when you don't have anything else to say. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13047397) Date: October 21st, 2009 3:31 PM Author: Low-t brunch useless brakes I like (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13046961) Date: October 21st, 2009 3:31 PM Author: Beady-eyed lay legend lmfao! the "help me!" on his gf's picture made me burst out laughing everyone in my office is staring at me now (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13046968) Date: October 21st, 2009 3:45 PM Author: Glittery bearded trust fund bawdyhouse 173 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13047079) Date: October 21st, 2009 11:40 PM Author: french marketing idea tanning salon i'm excited to see how all of the participants have to work with each other, like the movies (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13051304) Date: October 21st, 2009 11:50 PM Author: Boyish spot internal respiration This thread delivered. 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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13047216) Date: October 21st, 2009 4:21 PM Author: Bat-shit-crazy theater codepig surprise sex? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13047420) Date: October 21st, 2009 4:23 PM Author: grizzly dashing garrison azn hopefully it involves aurochs. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13047432) Date: October 21st, 2009 4:26 PM Author: Supple locus new version The Box and I are up next. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13047466) Date: October 21st, 2009 4:29 PM Author: aquamarine crawly principal's office and :D (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13047495) Date: October 21st, 2009 4:32 PM Author: Glittery bearded trust fund bawdyhouse I can't wait for you're cornflakes test (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13047522) Date: October 21st, 2009 11:25 PM Author: Flesh market (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13051086) Date: October 21st, 2009 11:40 PM Author: green underhanded indirect expression TOBIN END THIS NOW! He has failed the test. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1115708&forum_id=2#13051301) Date: October 22nd, 2009 7:04 AM Author: mind-boggling chocolate striped hyena son of senegal No, I haven't. I'm enjoying my mediocre IQ, though. 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