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No access to a gym. Realistic fitness goals in six months?

I can do about 10 pushups, 15 dumbbell lunges (with 15 lb. w...
bistre parlor
  05/14/12
10 pushups? Are you a girl?
fluffy address codepig
  05/14/12
No.
bistre parlor
  05/16/12
Titcr wtf
diverse church building
  12/29/16
Ten pushups is rather sad bro.
low-t fishy gaming laptop
  05/14/12
You have to start somewhere.
bistre parlor
  05/14/12
http://hundredpushups.com/index.html check out the links ...
painfully honest office
  05/14/12
Awesome bro, thanks.
bistre parlor
  05/14/12
buy p90x; do at home; profit
Big-titted new version
  05/14/12
titcr
Vivacious box office party of the first part
  05/16/12
realistic fitness goal: finding a gym
chestnut godawful mental disorder sound barrier
  05/14/12
I'm saving up to afford gym membership, but don't want to pr...
bistre parlor
  05/14/12
what do you do breh
chestnut godawful mental disorder sound barrier
  05/14/12
Convict Conditioning.
Splenetic set place of business
  05/14/12
I'd never heard of this. Looked it up on Amazon. Pretty cool...
smoky angry foreskin
  05/14/12
6 months of dedication, you could get jacked as fuck without...
lascivious hot ticket booth
  05/14/12
Just to clarify: For pushups, are you saying to do 15 set...
bistre parlor
  05/14/12
these are called 15 count. It's a common tactic. first set...
Insecure halford brethren
  05/14/12
Got it.
bistre parlor
  05/14/12
PIP's got it right. I was not familiar with the technical te...
lascivious hot ticket booth
  05/14/12
this. I am definitely among the fittest of my friends and I...
Insecure halford brethren
  05/14/12
this is pretty credited. diet can have a huge impact too (cu...
electric pisswyrm sandwich
  05/14/12
CR. Depending how far you are from a respectable amount of f...
lascivious hot ticket booth
  05/14/12
Can you afford any equipment at all? There are a lot of g...
Heady scourge upon the earth
  05/14/12
i don't know. i think there were people in good shape before...
Medicated stirring piazza
  05/14/12
While a gym is great and gives you lots of different options...
chrome twinkling uncleanness old irish cottage
  05/14/12
Maybe mix a little HIIT into your running too.
Heady scourge upon the earth
  05/14/12
ofs. It's amazing how quickly and dramatically one can get i...
chrome twinkling uncleanness old irish cottage
  05/14/12
I'm kinda anti situps, because I think they make people thin...
lascivious hot ticket booth
  05/14/12
Fair enough.
chrome twinkling uncleanness old irish cottage
  05/14/12
i have nothing to do pullups on
thriller flesh library double fault
  05/14/12
IRON GYM BROSKI
laughsome frozen useless brakes tattoo
  05/14/12
1" Gas Pipe + 2 Flanges. Drill directly in to two studs...
lascivious hot ticket booth
  05/15/12
Bane (from Batman) got BUFF AS FUKKKK in a mexican prison, s...
honey-headed hell dog poop
  05/14/12
bro there should be a planet fitness, 24 hour fitness, la fi...
Exciting indian lodge messiness
  05/14/12
1. find a gym. 2. offer to write a contract or two. 3. g...
Shivering Cracking Theatre Boiling Water
  05/14/12
Just remember that a little exercise and a great diet will g...
wonderful sanctuary giraffe
  05/16/12
howd this work out? im gonna set some epic 2017 goals
Excitant elite theater roommate
  12/29/16
Don't really need a gym to start getting in decent shape. Ea...
Sexy sadistic stage degenerate
  12/29/16


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Date: May 14th, 2012 3:56 PM
Author: bistre parlor

I can do about 10 pushups, 15 dumbbell lunges (with 15 lb. weights...only ones I have), and maybe half a pullup.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1948545&forum_id=2#20690844)



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Date: May 14th, 2012 5:05 PM
Author: fluffy address codepig

10 pushups? Are you a girl?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1948545&forum_id=2#20691110)



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Date: May 16th, 2012 2:18 AM
Author: bistre parlor

No.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1948545&forum_id=2#20701687)



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Date: December 29th, 2016 8:42 PM
Author: diverse church building

Titcr wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1948545&forum_id=2#32258788)



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Date: May 14th, 2012 3:58 PM
Author: low-t fishy gaming laptop

Ten pushups is rather sad bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1948545&forum_id=2#20690848)



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Date: May 14th, 2012 4:04 PM
Author: bistre parlor

You have to start somewhere.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1948545&forum_id=2#20690878)



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Date: May 14th, 2012 3:58 PM
Author: painfully honest office

http://hundredpushups.com/index.html

check out the links for pullups, squats, and situps too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1948545&forum_id=2#20690851)



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Date: May 14th, 2012 4:04 PM
Author: bistre parlor

Awesome bro, thanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1948545&forum_id=2#20690881)



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Date: May 14th, 2012 3:58 PM
Author: Big-titted new version

buy p90x; do at home; profit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1948545&forum_id=2#20690854)



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Date: May 16th, 2012 2:14 AM
Author: Vivacious box office party of the first part

titcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1948545&forum_id=2#20701676)



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Date: May 14th, 2012 4:00 PM
Author: chestnut godawful mental disorder sound barrier

realistic fitness goal: finding a gym

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1948545&forum_id=2#20690862)



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Date: May 14th, 2012 4:05 PM
Author: bistre parlor

I'm saving up to afford gym membership, but don't want to procrastinate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1948545&forum_id=2#20690885)



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Date: May 14th, 2012 4:05 PM
Author: chestnut godawful mental disorder sound barrier

what do you do breh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1948545&forum_id=2#20690887)



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Date: May 14th, 2012 4:06 PM
Author: Splenetic set place of business

Convict Conditioning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1948545&forum_id=2#20690891)



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Date: May 14th, 2012 4:28 PM
Author: smoky angry foreskin

I'd never heard of this. Looked it up on Amazon. Pretty cool.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1948545&forum_id=2#20690987)



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Date: May 14th, 2012 4:11 PM
Author: lascivious hot ticket booth

6 months of dedication, you could get jacked as fuck without a gym. MWF do this routine. It may seem devilishly simple, but being fit isn't that tough if you want it.

Pushups - Do 1 pushup then 2 then 3, all the way up to 15. If you can't do 15 (or fewer) straight, that's fine. Just do the pushups, and try and get through that 15th set as fast as possible (that's what will keep you progressing)

Pullups - Just keep fucking trying. Do jumping pullups to build strength and rep a few out. You will look ridiculous for awhile; that's ok. If you find yourself getting really good at these, put on a backpack with 10lbs (it makes a huge difference)

Squats - Do an absolute shit ton of air squats. You can toss in some lunges too. Feel free to work in the 15 pound weights, but air squats alone will put on muscle mass.

Clean up your diet. Sure, plenty of folks will call flame, but I don't give a fuck. You do these three exercises and watch what you eat (cut the carbs), you can have one of those crazy ass transformations in 6 months--guaranteed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1948545&forum_id=2#20690910)



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Date: May 14th, 2012 4:14 PM
Author: bistre parlor

Just to clarify:

For pushups, are you saying to do 15 sets (1 on the 1st set, 2 on the 2nd, etc.) for a total of 120 pushups each MWF?

Air squats to failure?

The other stuff looks good. My main thing is to keep it simple so I stay motivated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1948545&forum_id=2#20690923)



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Date: May 14th, 2012 4:18 PM
Author: Insecure halford brethren

these are called 15 count. It's a common tactic. first set, do 1. second set, do 2. then go up the ladder. eventually it starts "down ladder" at 15 down to 14, so on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1948545&forum_id=2#20690946)



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Date: May 14th, 2012 4:18 PM
Author: bistre parlor

Got it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1948545&forum_id=2#20690948)



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Date: May 14th, 2012 5:01 PM
Author: lascivious hot ticket booth

PIP's got it right. I was not familiar with the technical term, but I was skinny as fuck when I graduated high school. A summer of doing the "15 count" got me a pretty legit chest. Admittedly, I think I hit a second growth spurt that summer, but I can vividly remember not being able to do 10 pushups straight in high school, so there's hope for all of us.

Air squats to failure will be fine. Feel free to toss the dumbbells in your hands and do the squats holding the dumbbells in front of your shoulders--it will make a surprising difference in difficulty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1948545&forum_id=2#20691096)



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Date: May 14th, 2012 4:17 PM
Author: Insecure halford brethren

this. I am definitely among the fittest of my friends and I have done this basically for over 12 months and the results are great.

I swear by calisthenics now.

when you are strong enough, do wall assisted handstand pushups OP.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1948545&forum_id=2#20690935)



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Date: May 14th, 2012 4:25 PM
Author: electric pisswyrm sandwich

this is pretty credited. diet can have a huge impact too (cut carbs, sugar; eat lots of veggies and lean protein). throw in some running/sprints and you should be in decent shape.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1948545&forum_id=2#20690972)



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Date: May 14th, 2012 5:02 PM
Author: lascivious hot ticket booth

CR. Depending how far you are from a respectable amount of fitness, diet could contribute as much as 80% to your get-fit effort. (The leaner/fitter you get, the more it is all about the gym time.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1948545&forum_id=2#20691100)



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Date: May 14th, 2012 4:19 PM
Author: Heady scourge upon the earth

Can you afford any equipment at all?

There are a lot of gymless S+C programs out there; Ross Enamait is one I've seen a lot of people swear by, although his stuff usually requires a couple pieces of equipment (usually cheap stuff you can make yourself).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1948545&forum_id=2#20690950)



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Date: May 14th, 2012 4:21 PM
Author: Medicated stirring piazza

i don't know. i think there were people in good shape before gyms were invented so probably can be done.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1948545&forum_id=2#20690954)



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Date: May 14th, 2012 4:23 PM
Author: chrome twinkling uncleanness old irish cottage

While a gym is great and gives you lots of different options and space, not having access to one shouldn't be an impediment to getting in shape. Just do prison workouts:

To get your muscles toned, do pushups, situps, and lunges. You should vary these exercises for best results. For example, you should be doing regular pushups, but also change it up by doing them on an incline or decline, and try clapping pushups as well for plyometrics (you might have to work up to these). With situps, do regular situps, but also do twisting situps, situps with legs in the air, alternating legs, etc.

To burn fat and improve your cardiovascular health, jog a couple miles, three times per week. If you can't do this, do something that looks retarded but since it is in the privacy of your apartment, it doesn't matter, like doing jumping jacks or jogging in place while you watch tv.

Guarantee you will see results within weeks, but you have to put in the work. Keep track of your numbers. Don't just be content that you do some pushups every day. Do as many as you can, write it down, and try and improve next time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1948545&forum_id=2#20690964)



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Date: May 14th, 2012 4:27 PM
Author: Heady scourge upon the earth

Maybe mix a little HIIT into your running too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1948545&forum_id=2#20690983)



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Date: May 14th, 2012 4:30 PM
Author: chrome twinkling uncleanness old irish cottage

ofs. It's amazing how quickly and dramatically one can get into shape without weights or a gym membership.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1948545&forum_id=2#20690994)



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Date: May 14th, 2012 5:04 PM
Author: lascivious hot ticket booth

I'm kinda anti situps, because I think they make people think they've done more work than they have. I have an 8-pack, and rarely target my core specifically. I'm not saying core work is bad, but I'd rather see you use those 15 minutes to do more pullups and pushups (which are going to hit your core AND loads of other muscles).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1948545&forum_id=2#20691106)



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Date: May 14th, 2012 5:23 PM
Author: chrome twinkling uncleanness old irish cottage

Fair enough.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1948545&forum_id=2#20691171)



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Date: May 14th, 2012 6:25 PM
Author: thriller flesh library double fault

i have nothing to do pullups on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1948545&forum_id=2#20691481)



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Date: May 14th, 2012 6:32 PM
Author: laughsome frozen useless brakes tattoo

IRON GYM BROSKI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1948545&forum_id=2#20691505)



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Date: May 15th, 2012 1:07 AM
Author: lascivious hot ticket booth

1" Gas Pipe + 2 Flanges. Drill directly in to two studs. You really need that pull up bar. Alternatively, make some gymnastic rings (youtube that shit) for $20 worth of raw materials, and put a tree limb or something else to use.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1948545&forum_id=2#20694732)



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Date: May 14th, 2012 5:03 PM
Author: honey-headed hell dog poop

Bane (from Batman) got BUFF AS FUKKKK in a mexican prison, so you should be able to too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1948545&forum_id=2#20691102)



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Date: May 14th, 2012 5:09 PM
Author: Exciting indian lodge messiness

bro there should be a planet fitness, 24 hour fitness, la fitness, or one of those gyms around you that charges $19 a month

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1948545&forum_id=2#20691128)



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Date: May 14th, 2012 5:37 PM
Author: Shivering Cracking Theatre Boiling Water

1. find a gym.

2. offer to write a contract or two.

3. get free membership.

4.????

5. squat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1948545&forum_id=2#20691236)



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Date: May 16th, 2012 10:21 AM
Author: wonderful sanctuary giraffe

Just remember that a little exercise and a great diet will get you far better results than a lot of exercise and a mediocre diet. Most of your calories should come from high-quality natural protein sources (ideally animal sources, IMO, but others disagree) and high-quality vegetables.

Doing pushups, pullups and air squats - even a very moderate amount - on top of a disciplined diet will get the job done more quickly than you think.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1948545&forum_id=2#20702288)



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Date: December 29th, 2016 8:38 PM
Author: Excitant elite theater roommate

howd this work out? im gonna set some epic 2017 goals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1948545&forum_id=2#32258760)



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Date: December 29th, 2016 9:02 PM
Author: Sexy sadistic stage degenerate

Don't really need a gym to start getting in decent shape. Eat healthy, cardio at least 3-4 times per week, pushups and situps or buy barbells. Your dedication and commitment will be what gets you in shape not access to a gym.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1948545&forum_id=2#32258941)