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35 y/o ibanker dies after 100 hour work week makes his heart explode (nypost)

https://nypost.com/2024/05/09/business/wall-street-bankers-d...
Hateful queen of the night quadroon
  05/10/24
it was the jewish heart attack jab he was forced to get in t...
Bonkers legal warrant
  05/10/24
Yeah I was gonna say.
Irate hissy fit
  05/10/24
throw some good poasts into the mix every once in a while qu...
Hateful queen of the night quadroon
  05/11/24
Faggots. I’ve worked 80-100 hour weeks for like 14 yea...
soggy brass pisswyrm
  05/10/24
No
excitant iridescent friendly grandma
  05/10/24
ur barely literate
opaque contagious rigor
  05/10/24
180
excitant iridescent friendly grandma
  05/10/24
Yeah, guys, let's all imitate AREreptile and his GREAT life
sexy hilarious preventive strike stage
  05/10/24
180
excitant iridescent friendly grandma
  05/10/24
the man owns multiple properties
aphrodisiac anal stead
  05/10/24
This is not true or possible given the amount of time you po...
charismatic umber kitchen
  05/10/24
180
excitant iridescent friendly grandma
  05/10/24
They used to keep him locked up in the compliance cage on th...
aphrodisiac anal stead
  05/10/24
enjoy death age 47. we'll get together then, you know we'll ...
crusty aromatic base knife
  05/10/24
seems unlikely
silver multi-colored sex offender parlour
  05/10/24
lol this is the most unbelievable horseshit you have posted....
sinister outnumbered dilemma
  05/12/24
...
Hateful queen of the night quadroon
  05/10/24
This story dropped on a forum, then reddit, then xo before i...
vengeful appetizing sandwich principal's office
  05/10/24
they still do that shit?
Fragrant Masturbator
  05/10/24
Such is the Nature of the Assignment.
geriatric razzle people who are hurt
  05/10/24
...
harsh swashbuckling boiling water
  05/11/24
UMB - Heartland merger comps don't format themselves
Mauve Sadistic Field Depressive
  05/10/24
because people still do it. Gotta get ahead and if the other...
sexy hilarious preventive strike stage
  05/10/24
180
excitant iridescent friendly grandma
  05/10/24
Trapped in a race to the bottom with all the other bootlicke...
Sable At-the-ready Hell
  05/11/24
It only started with Gen X iirc. In the 90s, ibanker associa...
snowy bat-shit-crazy rigpig
  05/12/24
*cue https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=87ODfNr6JGk as his coff...
geriatric razzle people who are hurt
  05/10/24
whether you die on the battlefield as a Green Beret or at yo...
Alcoholic Zippy Crackhouse Antidepressant Drug
  05/10/24
...
mind-boggling corn cake
  05/12/24
he must have had a genetic defect
milky sick bbw
  05/10/24
Ten years of safe steroid use on an ODA
Naked beady-eyed mother
  05/10/24
Meh shit happens. If people don’t wanna risk what happ...
orange place of business
  05/10/24
On balance, in b-GLURGHHHFLG *thud*
opaque contagious rigor
  05/10/24
...
racy gaped wrinkle pocket flask
  05/10/24
...
Indigo fluffy useless brakes
  05/10/24
...
geriatric razzle people who are hurt
  05/11/24
Kike!
excitant iridescent friendly grandma
  05/10/24
At 35 this dude was making more like ~$400-450k so cry me a ...
soggy brass pisswyrm
  05/10/24
he was an associate
electric love of her life cruise ship
  05/12/24
(xo 2024)
Internet-worthy odious pit
  05/12/24
If you can't defend against the 100 hour exploding heart tec...
hairraiser dragon locus
  05/10/24
...
vengeful appetizing sandwich principal's office
  05/11/24
His widow is the type of woman Doodikoff should be trying to...
Pearl striped hyena
  05/10/24
Dude made the ultimate sacrifice to make sure that deal got ...
cordovan school cafeteria
  05/11/24
Asked this before in the other thread but nobody answered. ...
Internet-worthy odious pit
  05/11/24
probably something like friday night fire drill citation che...
yapping immigrant school
  05/11/24
Who is the audience for the powerpoint?
Internet-worthy odious pit
  05/12/24
probably no one
Hateful queen of the night quadroon
  05/12/24
...
Indigo fluffy useless brakes
  05/12/24
This the part that doesn’t make sense to me. I just do...
vivacious transparent roast beef
  05/12/24
To work 100 hours per week, you would have 4 hours left to: ...
Blathering national security agency filthpig
  05/12/24
(not a math masterman) 24 * 7 = 168 hours in a week 100 ho...
Internet-worthy odious pit
  05/12/24
He forgot about weekends is all
snowy bat-shit-crazy rigpig
  05/12/24
I assumed he was working M-F. It is doable, unless you're un...
Blathering national security agency filthpig
  05/12/24
That's a really stupid assumption imo. Anyone working 70+ ho...
snowy bat-shit-crazy rigpig
  05/12/24
Eating is included in the 100 hours of “work” al...
citrine gunner space
  05/12/24
that guy looks 50 in his work pic
Soul-stirring keepsake machete box office
  05/12/24
What does "looking 50" even mean if a critical mas...
snowy bat-shit-crazy rigpig
  05/12/24
bill ackman donated 10k to some gofundme for this guy. reall...
sinister outnumbered dilemma
  05/12/24
...
vivacious transparent roast beef
  05/12/24


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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:10 AM
Author: Hateful queen of the night quadroon

https://nypost.com/2024/05/09/business/wall-street-bankers-death-ignites-anger-at-long-workweeks-could-prompt-walkout/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47649970)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:32 AM
Author: Bonkers legal warrant

it was the jewish heart attack jab he was forced to get in the military that exploded his heart, actually.

inshallah yours is next.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47649972)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 11:01 PM
Author: Irate hissy fit

Yeah I was gonna say.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47652384)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 11:06 PM
Author: Hateful queen of the night quadroon

throw some good poasts into the mix every once in a while queer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47654833)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:36 AM
Author: soggy brass pisswyrm

Faggots. I’ve worked 80-100 hour weeks for like 14 years straight and I’m fine and have four kids on top.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47649973)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:00 PM
Author: excitant iridescent friendly grandma

No

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651345)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:00 PM
Author: opaque contagious rigor

ur barely literate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651347)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:01 PM
Author: excitant iridescent friendly grandma

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651348)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:08 PM
Author: sexy hilarious preventive strike stage

Yeah, guys, let's all imitate AREreptile and his GREAT life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651366)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:12 PM
Author: excitant iridescent friendly grandma

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651383)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:17 PM
Author: aphrodisiac anal stead

the man owns multiple properties

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651406)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:23 PM
Author: charismatic umber kitchen

This is not true or possible given the amount of time you post on here--and that's even assuming it were possible for compliance monkeys to work such hours. (Hint: it's not.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651425)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:24 PM
Author: excitant iridescent friendly grandma

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651429)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:26 PM
Author: aphrodisiac anal stead

They used to keep him locked up in the compliance cage on the trading floor through both domestic and international market hours.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651436)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:42 PM
Author: crusty aromatic base knife

enjoy death age 47. we'll get together then, you know we'll have a good time then.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651511)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 6:18 PM
Author: silver multi-colored sex offender parlour

seems unlikely



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651752)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 8:23 AM
Author: sinister outnumbered dilemma

lol this is the most unbelievable horseshit you have posted. And yes I’m aware that you claim to have been an associate in Quinn Emanuel’s “matrimonial law” practice and that bullshit about you inventing a financial services product.

Btw, your claim to work this much is a self-own in light of the fact that we all know you’re a 250k in-house compliance loser.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655189)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 3:59 PM
Author: Hateful queen of the night quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651342)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:13 PM
Author: vengeful appetizing sandwich principal's office

This story dropped on a forum, then reddit, then xo before it got into the news. The real story is how it got buried for so long.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651391)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:14 PM
Author: Fragrant Masturbator

they still do that shit?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651394)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:25 PM
Author: geriatric razzle people who are hurt

Such is the Nature of the Assignment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651434)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 12:20 AM
Author: harsh swashbuckling boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47652666)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:28 PM
Author: Mauve Sadistic Field Depressive

UMB - Heartland merger comps don't format themselves

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651442)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:39 PM
Author: sexy hilarious preventive strike stage

because people still do it. Gotta get ahead and if the other guy is working 80 hours, welp better get your act together.

People like AREreptile brag about this-- they see it as a manly or even moral signifier. Sad!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651492)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:42 PM
Author: excitant iridescent friendly grandma

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651510)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 11:43 PM
Author: Sable At-the-ready Hell

Trapped in a race to the bottom with all the other bootlickers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47654893)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 8:52 AM
Author: snowy bat-shit-crazy rigpig

It only started with Gen X iirc. In the 90s, ibanker associates worked 100 hours/week while Partners Golfed. There was a case study on this for my MBA.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655213)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:25 PM
Author: geriatric razzle people who are hurt

*cue https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=87ODfNr6JGk as his coffin is carried to his grave Navy SEAL-style by fellow Associates and Colleagues*

*meanwhile In-House Lawyers wearing nothing but diaper, doing the 21 Pen Clicking Salute in perfect and impeccable cadence*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651433)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:51 PM
Author: Alcoholic Zippy Crackhouse Antidepressant Drug

whether you die on the battlefield as a Green Beret or at your desk making Mort rich, you die for Israel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651537)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 11:15 AM
Author: mind-boggling corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655505)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:52 PM
Author: milky sick bbw

he must have had a genetic defect

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651538)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:56 PM
Author: Naked beady-eyed mother

Ten years of safe steroid use on an ODA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651547)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 5:02 PM
Author: orange place of business

Meh shit happens. If people don’t wanna risk what happened go work at Starbucks. If you wanna make $200k a year then learn to manage your stress first.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651573)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 5:17 PM
Author: opaque contagious rigor

On balance, in b-GLURGHHHFLG *thud*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651641)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 5:24 PM
Author: racy gaped wrinkle pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651649)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 6:10 PM
Author: Indigo fluffy useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651744)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 11:22 PM
Author: geriatric razzle people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47654858)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 5:32 PM
Author: excitant iridescent friendly grandma

Kike!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651662)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 6:00 PM
Author: soggy brass pisswyrm

At 35 this dude was making more like ~$400-450k so cry me a river about his stress. He only made 8.5x what the average person makes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651727)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 7:39 AM
Author: electric love of her life cruise ship

he was an associate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655173)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 11:43 AM
Author: Internet-worthy odious pit

(xo 2024)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655563)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 6:19 PM
Author: hairraiser dragon locus

If you can't defend against the 100 hour exploding heart technique, you have no business in the big leagues

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651755)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 11:23 PM
Author: vengeful appetizing sandwich principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47654860)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 11:04 PM
Author: Pearl striped hyena

His widow is the type of woman Doodikoff should be trying to date.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47652393)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 2:51 AM
Author: cordovan school cafeteria

Dude made the ultimate sacrifice to make sure that deal got over the goal line.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47652769)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 11:49 PM
Author: Internet-worthy odious pit

Asked this before in the other thread but nobody answered.

What is the actual work product guys like this are producing in their 100 hours each week? Some sort of spreadsheet of costs/valuations? Powerpoint slides? Negotiating terms of the deal back and forth with the counterparties? ELI5.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47654894)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 11:57 PM
Author: yapping immigrant school

probably something like friday night fire drill citation checking faggotry but the equivalent of that on a powerpoint instead of a word doc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47654898)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:02 AM
Author: Internet-worthy odious pit

Who is the audience for the powerpoint?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47654899)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:31 AM
Author: Hateful queen of the night quadroon

probably no one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47654923)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 11:40 AM
Author: Indigo fluffy useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655560)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 7:59 AM
Author: vivacious transparent roast beef

This the part that doesn’t make sense to me. I just don’t think I’d do it. Just work M-F (occasional Saturday) and if that’s not enough then they would have to fire me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655176)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 6:40 AM
Author: Blathering national security agency filthpig

To work 100 hours per week, you would have 4 hours left to: (1) sleep, (2) eat, (3) shower, (4) rest, (5) whatever else, socialize, talk to family, etc.

So basically he had to go without eating/sleeping/showering for several days or weeks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655152)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 8:26 AM
Author: Internet-worthy odious pit

(not a math masterman)

24 * 7 = 168 hours in a week

100 hours of work

168-100 = 68 hours left

68/7 = over 9.5 hours remaining every day for sleeping, eating, showering, commuting, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655191)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 9:09 AM
Author: snowy bat-shit-crazy rigpig

He forgot about weekends is all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655255)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 9:40 AM
Author: Blathering national security agency filthpig

I assumed he was working M-F. It is doable, unless you're under a shitload of stress.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655303)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:06 PM
Author: snowy bat-shit-crazy rigpig

That's a really stupid assumption imo. Anyone working 70+ hours a week is going to have some shit bleed into the weekend. 100 hour weeks in white collar jobs are usually "performative" ime and a lot of it is about ingratiating yourself to your Betters. One of the exceptions is in Game Development where there is a Crunch Time in the months before release.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655590)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 11:18 AM
Author: citrine gunner space

Eating is included in the 100 hours of “work” almost certainly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655517)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 9:43 AM
Author: Soul-stirring keepsake machete box office

that guy looks 50 in his work pic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655310)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:13 PM
Author: snowy bat-shit-crazy rigpig

What does "looking 50" even mean if a critical mass of youngish white people "look 50" according to azns on the internet?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655598)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 9:51 AM
Author: sinister outnumbered dilemma

bill ackman donated 10k to some gofundme for this guy. really generous!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655324)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 11:44 AM
Author: vivacious transparent roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655570)