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Date: October 18th, 2005 8:41 PM Author: Excitant Library This girl I have a huge crush on just came online. I'm about to message her and try to show her what a witty and smart guy I am so maybe she'll take interest in me. I'm pretty fucking inept with girls so I'm bound to fuck this up on my own. I'll start posting this stuff in real-time. Under the post, tell me what I should respond with. Okay? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080025) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 8:42 PM Author: burgundy parlour depressive go (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080036) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 8:43 PM Author: Cerebral Forum Nowag Go for it. I'll do what I can. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080040) |
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Date: October 19th, 2005 2:52 AM Author: Onyx overrated goyim corner This is obviously :D (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4083196) |
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Date: October 19th, 2005 11:52 AM Author: talented lay I doubt this highly. :D has better game. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4084019) |
Date: October 18th, 2005 8:43 PM Author: Excitant Library Subject: Here we go... me: hey, what's up?
her: not much. just got back from dinner. u? |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 8:44 PM Author: Spruce hyperactive spot fat ankles not much. just got front from dinner! LOL! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080057) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 8:44 PM Author: Cerebral Forum Nowag Sometimes I wish I could hunt my own dinners. You know, just stroll into the wilderness with nothing but my shotgun and my bravado (lol!) and live off the land. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080061) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 8:45 PM Author: Lascivious Silver Point This is good. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080068) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 8:47 PM Author: Cerebral Forum Nowag Hey, you're back! Haven't seen you posting much lately. How's stuff? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080097) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 8:51 PM Author: Lascivious Silver Point Stuff is good. 2L life is pretty laid back (until finals roll around, I suppose). (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080125) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 8:53 PM Author: Cerebral Forum Nowag Awesome. I always thought you were one of the better posters. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080149) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 8:54 PM Author: Lascivious Silver Point Why thank you Petro! The feeling's mutual. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080162) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 8:45 PM Author: blue arousing den Lol you wouldnt say this. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080070) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 8:44 PM Author: Narrow-minded marvelous newt generalized bond do you realize how long this is going to take? you cant have 30 second pauses in between replies. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080054) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 8:45 PM Author: Lascivious Silver Point Yes he can. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080073) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 8:45 PM Author: comical cumskin Lol he is gonna cherry pick responses from 15 different schticks and come off as schizophrenic. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080077) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 8:46 PM Author: burgundy parlour depressive yasfrat. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080083) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 8:47 PM Author: Excitant Library me: Sometimes I wish I could hunt my own dinners. You know, just stroll into the wilderness with nothing but my shotgun and my bravado (lol!) and live off the land.
[thanks petro]
her: lol
her: um...okay
her: you don't actually hunt do you?
her: because i'm actually a vegan... |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 8:48 PM Author: Rusted nudist alpha LOL! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080099) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 8:48 PM Author: Spruce hyperactive spot fat ankles you should have used mine. you're screwed. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080102) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 8:49 PM Author: comical cumskin Many a legume and tuberoot would fall prey to my shovel! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080105) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 8:50 PM Author: razzmatazz jewess funny (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080113) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 8:51 PM Author: comical cumskin My strength as a human is quips and witty remarks. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080132) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 8:52 PM Author: razzmatazz jewess I envy you that strength. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080142) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 8:54 PM Author: comical cumskin I charge out by the line in case you ever need some online assistance. This is purely pro-bono right now. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080166) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 8:55 PM Author: razzmatazz jewess I'd like to set something up for real life--like, I could wear a secret headset and you could tell me what to say through a walkie talkie. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080178) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:14 PM Author: comical cumskin Believe it or not, I have done something very similar to this for a friend. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080348) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 10:10 PM Author: razzmatazz jewess this, my firend, is the stuff that 80's movies are made of. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080905) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 8:49 PM Author: burgundy parlour depressive vegan = get out now. She'll take over your life. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080109) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 8:49 PM Author: rebellious bipolar garrison pisswyrm you might as well go ahead and sign off - you're dead (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080112) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 8:50 PM Author: Cerebral Forum Nowag Veganism is a shifty doctrine under which a man accepts the benefits of the social group without being willing to eat its fruits--and claims a halo for his dishonesty. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080116) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 8:51 PM Author: rebellious bipolar garrison pisswyrm definitely go with this one (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080124) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 8:51 PM Author: Poppy Indian Lodge She'll only get mad. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080131) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 8:51 PM Author: Excitant Library me: Many a legume and tuberoot would fall prey to my shovel!
[thanks psychologist]
her: lol
her: you're an odd one
her: i think someone started the drinking a little early tonight ;) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 8:52 PM Author: grizzly trailer park And I sing amid despair and isolation Of the chance to know you, to sing of me Which are you. You see, You hold me up to the light in a way
I should never have expected, or suspected, perhaps
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Date: October 18th, 2005 8:52 PM Author: Poppy Indian Lodge NO, YOU'RE THE ONE DRINKING TONIGHT YOU STUPID CUNT WHORE ROTTEN FUCKSLIT! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080139) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:34 PM Author: Cowardly station Credited. I would also add the word "Meathole" somewhere in there. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080553) |
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Date: February 6th, 2006 7:36 PM Author: Lilac step-uncle's house new version LOL
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Date: October 18th, 2005 8:52 PM Author: comical cumskin I generally need to loosen up before I attempt to talk to attractive women. This way I don't recognize when I sound like an idiot. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080141) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:10 PM Author: beta principal's office good one (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080315) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 8:52 PM Author: Cerebral Forum Nowag Drinking? Nah, that's played-out. More like crystal meth + a jar of huffin' glue! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080143) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 8:53 PM Author: Misunderstood drab school cafeteria You talk to guys who drink alone, at 8pm on a tuesday, at their computer? You must have low standards, will you go out with me sometime? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080147) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 8:53 PM Author: blue arousing den good one. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080156) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 8:54 PM Author: comical cumskin Well crafted, I might even like this more than mine. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080159) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 8:54 PM Author: rebellious bipolar garrison pisswyrm with his track record so far, I half expect him to use this one next (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080170) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 8:53 PM Author: rebellious bipolar garrison pisswyrm congratulations, you're now the eccentric but harmless guy to her
they get laid _all_ the time |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 8:55 PM Author: motley locus That's sarcasm, right? Or I would't be a virgin. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080179) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 8:56 PM Author: rebellious bipolar garrison pisswyrm I have been known to wield the sarcasm now and again (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080186) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 8:53 PM Author: motley locus I think it's pretty tough if not impossible to *make* a girl like you.
It has to be something that she sees in you not necessarily what you do. so just be yourself, and if she likes that, then good for you.
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Date: October 18th, 2005 8:53 PM Author: grizzly trailer park would you beat it? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080158) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 8:56 PM Author: motley locus what do you mean ? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080189) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 8:54 PM Author: blue arousing den There is no fun in truth, but nonetheless well spoken. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080171) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 8:55 PM Author: Domesticated federal jew menage Do not do this. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080172) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 8:55 PM Author: Excitant Library me: i generally need to loosen up before i attempt to talk to attractive women. this way i don't recognize when i sound like an idiot.
[thanks again psychologist]
her: aw, thanks. you're sweet
her: and don't worry. you're doing fine on the idiocy front so far! lol
her: so do you have any big plans for this weekend? |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 8:57 PM Author: Lascivious Silver Point Ask her out now. Do it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080193) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 8:58 PM Author: rebellious bipolar garrison pisswyrm yeah, I think this is the moment (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080208) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 8:57 PM Author: burgundy parlour depressive YOU: yes, actually I am attending the Monster Truck Show at the [insert stadium name here]. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080194) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:38 PM Author: Cowardly station Good one. WWE also works here. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080597) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 8:57 PM Author: Poppy Indian Lodge You should standardize your capitalization. Either go with standard capitalization or all lower caps; that way your responses don't look so schizophrenic. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080195) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 8:57 PM Author: comical cumskin (Well, do you, I'm not going to craft your life for you) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080197) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 8:57 PM Author: Cerebral Forum Nowag My plans are only as good as museum security... daddy's gotta make a living, you know? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080201) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 8:58 PM Author: comical cumskin Front half is great, back half is a bit weak. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080211) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 8:59 PM Author: Cerebral Forum Nowag True. He should truncate it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080222) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 8:58 PM Author: Misunderstood drab school cafeteria DO NOT CALL HER ATTRACTIVE YOU FUCKING FAGGOT, YOU ARE PUTTING HER ON A PEDESTAL SHE DIDN'T EARN
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Date: October 18th, 2005 8:59 PM Author: rebellious bipolar garrison pisswyrm generally correct, although I think it bought him a temporary reprieve from the crash and burn that was underway previously - can't overdo it though (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080217) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:00 PM Author: blue arousing den True. I dont think he has enough game to carry further he will end up being an AFC, average frustrated chump. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080228) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:02 PM Author: motley locus I bought my AFC bumpersticker yesterday.
:-( |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:05 PM Author: blue arousing den Lol. Nice quote "whether beauty be found in mathematics or a flower" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080266) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 8:59 PM Author: blue arousing den Yeah very supplicating. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080221) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:39 PM Author: Cowardly station Haha, you crack me up. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080609) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 8:58 PM Author: buff business firm twinkling uncleanness OH MY DEBBIE!!!!!! I want to fart in tupperware and save it for you! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080207) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 8:59 PM Author: burgundy parlour depressive 167.
havent seen you around lately. |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:02 PM Author: Appetizing gold liquid oxygen What's the newest development? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080241) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:03 PM Author: Poppy Indian Lodge I'm going to assume he got shut down pretty bad. He made some stupid choices, especially that shovel comment. Stop trying to be cute, you stupid fucker. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080250) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:06 PM Author: Lascivious Silver Point the shovel comment was pure gold. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080275) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:03 PM Author: Excitant Library me: my plans are only as good as museum security
her: you lost me on that one
me: nevermind
me: but yeah, i have big plans
me: friday night. you and me
me: what do you say?
her: um...
her: are you serious?
me: when have i ever not been?
her: yeah
her: well, okay. why not
her: but first you have to tell me what these "big plans" are that you have in mind for us |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:04 PM Author: Misunderstood drab school cafeteria that's for later ;) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080255) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:08 PM Author: rebellious bipolar garrison pisswyrm this sounds correct but I don't think it fits well w/ the persona he's built up so far - right now she's thinking that on the off chance that there's really something to a guy that sounds this schizo, it's worth at least one date to find out - this comment reveals all that for the bullshit it really is (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080294) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:04 PM Author: Poppy Indian Lodge i come over, i slip my penis into you, release my seed, and leave. sound good? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080256) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:04 PM Author: Lascivious Silver Point Have you ever heard the phrase "menage a three"? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080259) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:04 PM Author: Appetizing gold liquid oxygen They involve three clowns, a llama, and a kickball. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080260) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:05 PM Author: motley locus hmmm...that doesn't sound very good.
This is coming from a guy with even less "game" than you have, so... |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:06 PM Author: Appetizing gold liquid oxygen Yes, you are very correct. She thinks he's weird now. I don't know why he did this, and actually used peoples responses. He is fucked (or rather...not fucked) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080272) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:07 PM Author: Spruce hyperactive spot fat ankles This girl is a vegan. I'm sure she's into weird guys. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080279) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:41 PM Author: Cowardly station If it's any consolation, he'd have blown the date anyway. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080632) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:08 PM Author: comical cumskin How well do you know this girl?
If not so well:
How about something simple? There's a good coffee place at [Insert Name]... **only use this if she is a psuedo-intellectual type and you can hold a decent conversation without assistance for an hour or two**
Are you any good at dancing? There's a great club [insert here]... **this is if she is sort or sorority-ish**
Let go with an old stand-by dinner and a movie/show/play
I like coffee for a first date. It lends itself to lasting 25 minutes for 4 hours. |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:06 PM Author: Excitant Library me: that's for later ;)
her: uh oh
me: i'm just kidding
her: oh, darn. lol |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:07 PM Author: Lascivious Silver Point You're using dee's lines? Now you're fucked... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080282) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:07 PM Author: Poppy Indian Lodge Not necessarily. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080288) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:07 PM Author: Appetizing gold liquid oxygen Wow, a good response from her.
Well...you better think of something to do quick if you haven't yet. |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:08 PM Author: Misunderstood drab school cafeteria do you have a pic? send
(post the pic for us) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:10 PM Author: rebellious bipolar garrison pisswyrm good call (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080314) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:09 PM Author: blue arousing den I really cant believe this is working. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080302) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:09 PM Author: Narrow-minded marvelous newt generalized bond you and me both (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080308) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:10 PM Author: rebellious bipolar garrison pisswyrm yeah, I'm a little curious about this girl now - she, uh, hasn't been particularly impressive so far (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080310) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:11 PM Author: Diverse Dilemma from what I have seen, I want to glass boat her. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080325) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:11 PM Author: Poppy Indian Lodge I think it's working despite his IMing, not because of it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080320) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:12 PM Author: Appetizing gold liquid oxygen Must be the case...or else she is as desperate and ugly as he is. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080335) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:11 PM Author: motley locus Neither can I. This is usually the textbook method of creeping out girls.
Maybe she really is a weirdo or just dumb. |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:09 PM Author: Frozen stage WHY DON'T YOU JUST LINK HER UP TO THIS SITE AND WE CAN ALL GANGBANG HER? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080303) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:42 PM Author: Cowardly station 175 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080652) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:11 PM Author: blue arousing den In this situation if coffee date the best choice. Movie they are side by side not talking for two hours, and dinner can be long and awkward. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080327) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:12 PM Author: Frozen stage GANGBANG > COFFEE (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080334) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:13 PM Author: comical cumskin Your analysis is absolute correct. Coffee works really well. Dinner and a movie is ideal for people who already know eachother well enough that spontaneous mid-movie makeout is feasible/likely. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080341) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:13 PM Author: Appetizing gold liquid oxygen Yeah, I'd have to go with a nice coffee house thing. Make it at like 8 or so. After dinner, but before the night. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080346) |
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Date: May 18th, 2006 12:10 AM Author: Fragrant carmine orchestra pit foreskin coffe and movie is best option. he can make a move in the theater. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#5805908) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:12 PM Author: hairless pit obvious flame, but this thread is comedy gold (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080333) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:13 PM Author: Frozen stage GANGBANG > both COMEDY and GOLD (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080336) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:16 PM Author: Poppy Indian Lodge 169 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080365) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:13 PM Author: blue arousing den true it is comedy, but maybe its not flame. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080340) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:15 PM Author: comical cumskin If he doesnt post any more Im going to feel so used. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080359) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:15 PM Author: Frozen stage Imagined how used she would feel IF WE ALL GANGBANGED HER? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080362) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:16 PM Author: rebellious bipolar garrison pisswyrm I bet she shot him down at the end (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080371) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:15 PM Author: Excitant Library her: are you talking to a lot of people or something?
me: why?
her: you're just taking a really long time to reply
me: oh sorry. say the word and they're gone
me: you get top priority here
her: it's fine
her: i was just curious
me: but seriously...
me: how about dinner at _____
me: and then we can just play it by ear from there?
her: okay
her: i guess that's alright
her: but it has to be kinda early though
her: my friend's having a party at his apt later that night |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:16 PM Author: beta principal's office PWN3D!!!!!!!!!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080372) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:18 PM Author: Narrow-minded marvelous newt generalized bond ditto (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080387) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:16 PM Author: Frozen stage "HIS apartment" sounds like a GANGBANG (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080373) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:17 PM Author: hairless pit the two posts above didn't do it, but this one made me laugh out loud (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080379) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:17 PM Author: Poppy Indian Lodge I rate your overall performance in this thread 170. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080381) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:43 PM Author: Cowardly station LOL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080667) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:17 PM Author: beta principal's office Say, "I can't wait to meet all your friends at the party!" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080378) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:21 PM Author: motley locus Edit: (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080413) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:17 PM Author: Misunderstood drab school cafeteria we can show up fashionably late, people will wait (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080380) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:19 PM Author: rebellious bipolar garrison pisswyrm I definitely like this version of "implying we're going to the party together" better than the one right above (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080399) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:17 PM Author: motley locus you're screwed. she mentioned the friend to give you a hint that she's not really interested in you.
Hope this helps |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:18 PM Author: Poppy Indian Lodge You have such a negative interpretation of everything. STFU. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080391) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:22 PM Author: motley locus Edit: (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080430) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:17 PM Author: blue arousing den Do the dinner a little later, go to friends house get her drunk, then get laid? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080383) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:20 PM Author: rebellious bipolar garrison pisswyrm the way this girl keeps giving him extra chances, this is not outside the realm of possibility (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080409) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:17 PM Author: rebellious bipolar garrison pisswyrm SHE KNOWS
also, she would have invited you along to the party if you had any real chance here |
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Date: May 18th, 2006 12:12 AM Author: Fragrant carmine orchestra pit foreskin titcr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#5805920) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:18 PM Author: comical cumskin Wow, she really doesn't want this date. Switch it to coffee. That way neither of you are tied up waiting for the check. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080390) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:19 PM Author: blue arousing den Depending on how coffee goes, go to party or just cut losses? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080404) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:21 PM Author: Frozen stage By "cut losses" are you referring to "masturbation?" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080418) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:21 PM Author: comical cumskin He goes into coffee with the intention of earning an invitation. "Hey would you like to come to my friend's party with me?" He gets that and he's golden. If not, then not. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080423) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:22 PM Author: blue arousing den Exactly. He cant ask to go, if he does then he has lost any chance at success. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080426) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:19 PM Author: slippery bistre background story windowlicker it was going well until he pulled out the museum line. strategic miscalculation. it was downhill after that. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080405) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:20 PM Author: comical cumskin Yup, second he stopped using my lines it was all downhill. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080411) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:21 PM Author: Misunderstood drab school cafeteria no, you faggot you unecessarily called her attractive which gave up all of his power (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080419) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:23 PM Author: comical cumskin :D, My sexual experience >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> yours.
Please scroll to the right for full message. |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:23 PM Author: Misunderstood drab school cafeteria quit scrolling the thread you fucking loser (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080443) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:25 PM Author: comical cumskin Consensus is on my side. As well as looks, style, and size of bawllz. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080460) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:27 PM Author: slippery bistre background story windowlicker downhill like mike tyson after he fired kevin rooney for don king. bad move. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080476) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:21 PM Author: beta principal's office Agreed. He jumped the shark at that point. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080415) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:21 PM Author: rebellious bipolar garrison pisswyrm yeah, that was the key juncture (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080420) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:22 PM Author: hairless pit uh, i think the key juncture can be found in the OP... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080428) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:24 PM Author: rebellious bipolar garrison pisswyrm haha, very true (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080451) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:19 PM Author: Spruce hyperactive spot fat ankles dude, she's majorly into you. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080402) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:20 PM Author: beta principal's office nice (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080407) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:22 PM Author: Excitant Library [going with :D again]
me: we can show up fashionably late, i'm sure it won't be a huge tragedy if we're not there from the beginning
her: do you know [guy who's throwing the party]?
me: nope
her: i mean, i'm not trying to be a bitch or anything
her: but i don't know if he'd be cool with extra people coming to his apt |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:23 PM Author: Poppy Indian Lodge PWNED! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080437) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:23 PM Author: slippery bistre background story windowlicker you just got left out. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080438) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:24 PM Author: Frozen stage left out of THE GANGBANG. How much of an idiot do you have to be to get left out of a GANGBANG! |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:23 PM Author: Frozen stage hahahaahahaahahaah
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:23 PM Author: Spruce hyperactive spot fat ankles beautiful. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080441) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:23 PM Author: hairless pit MAN OVERBOARD (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080442) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:24 PM Author: rebellious bipolar garrison pisswyrm it's over (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080448) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:24 PM Author: Misunderstood drab school cafeteria GAME OVER (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080450) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:24 PM Author: azure haunting gas station OUCH (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080455) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:25 PM Author: Appetizing gold liquid oxygen Tell her to fuck off. You be the one to reject her! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080456) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:25 PM Author: Snowy vigorous field trust fund that's what you get for listening to the virgins on this board for flirting advice (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080462) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:25 PM Author: azure haunting gas station What's her screen name?
Let's all start talking to her. ACT DUMB like you have no idea why. |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:26 PM Author: Frozen stage This is what I've been calling for for the past 20 mins (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080470) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:26 PM Author: hairless pit 170 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080474) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:25 PM Author: Spruce hyperactive spot fat ankles "well, it's up to you... if he wouldn't be cool with it, we could head elsewhere."
just keep playing dumb. |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:25 PM Author: Dull Racy Public Bath Psychic "i'm sure he'll be too drunk to notice" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080467) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:26 PM Author: comical cumskin I want to call :D an idiot for suggesting it, but he was obviously being sarcastic, so you're just an idiot for using it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080475) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:27 PM Author: Misunderstood drab school cafeteria duh (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080478) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:28 PM Author: comical cumskin As much as it pains me, I need to give you a 180 for getting a person to massively pwn himself. You, sir, are a true man of art. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080488) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:29 PM Author: blue arousing den seconded. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080494) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:28 PM Author: Poppy Indian Lodge Yeah. The smart move would've been to let it slide, and hopefully impress her on the date so much she'd be inclined to skip the party or invite him. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080485) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:27 PM Author: azure haunting gas station "By the time I'm through with you, you'll be too tired for the party anyway"
SAY IT you have nothing to lose.
You can always pull a "just kidding it's cool" if she takes it bad. |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:27 PM Author: blue arousing den I told you, you lost you cant assume youre going to the party unless she invites. Crash and burn. You are now an AFC, average frustrated chump. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080480) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:27 PM Author: beta principal's office If you want to fuck between dinner and his party, that's cool too. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080481) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:29 PM Author: Poppy Indian Lodge SAY THIS. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080490) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:29 PM Author: Frozen stage SECONDED (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080498) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:28 PM Author: Translucent self-centered mad cow disease FLAME (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080487) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:30 PM Author: motley locus Obviously, but as we have learned from past experience, people like to play along anyway. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080501) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:30 PM Author: Snowy vigorous field trust fund give us her SN, she'll be impressed you have so many fucking friends
girls like it when they're center of attention
and if she thinks we're fucking around with her, she'll think you're an asso, in which case you can rip the wrap off the condom now
so give us her SN |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:29 PM Author: Excitant Library me: that's cool. don't worry about it
me: you're still up for dinner, though, right?
me: i mean, you'll be eating at some point...
me: so it might as well be with me :)
her: maybe
her: sorry. nothing against you, but i probably jumped the gun before
her: i just know he'll be expecting me there and i was going to go with some friends anyway
her: so dinner might not be the best idea on friday after all
[after about 45 seconds]
her: sorry
[HOW CAN I GET OUT WITH MINIMAL DAMAGE AT THIS POINT???] |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:30 PM Author: Spruce hyperactive spot fat ankles lunch? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080502) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:30 PM Author: Poppy Indian Lodge This is a fucking disaster. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080505) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:30 PM Author: Frozen stage Apply lotion (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080506) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:30 PM Author: Translucent self-centered mad cow disease "ouch a crushing blow. who is this douche anyway?" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080508) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:32 PM Author: beta principal's office good call. chalk that one up to experience. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080528) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:31 PM Author: Beady-eyed jap Dinner Thursday. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080511) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:31 PM Author: rebellious bipolar garrison pisswyrm take a knee and get off the fucking field already (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080512) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:32 PM Author: Frozen stage YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!! *SLAP ON THE BUTT* |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:31 PM Author: Rusted nudist alpha say ok. nothing else.
maybe she'll feel guilty. |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:32 PM Author: Exciting philosopher-king house Brilliant. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080522) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:33 PM Author: Frozen stage All joking aside, this is actually the best advice (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080537) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:31 PM Author: beta principal's office Let's still do dinner. I didn't mean to invite myself earlier. (Then get her trashed at dinner and make sure she doesn't make it to the party.) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080517) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:31 PM Author: talented lay "you know, i'm an ass. i should be apologizing to you. i just remembered that i'm not available on friday either. let's make it saturday." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080518) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:33 PM Author: Snowy vigorous field trust fund slick (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080543) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:34 PM Author: beta principal's office that's a good one. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080552) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:36 PM Author: talented lay I had a good day. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080568) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:31 PM Author: Poppy Indian Lodge The only way to recover your honor is to forcefully take her. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080519) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:31 PM Author: blue arousing den You missed your chance, my schedule will be full for at least another 1 week, but Im sure I might be able to slip you for hot cup of java sometime... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080520) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:33 PM Author: talented lay this is good, except I'd cut it to ~1 week and leave out the secretary. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080538) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:34 PM Author: blue arousing den Yeah I might have gone overboard. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080558) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:37 PM Author: blue arousing den This is probably the best he can do to bring things back to neutral. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080587) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:32 PM Author: azure haunting gas station TELL THIS GIRL BYE AND GIVE US HER SN. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080523) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:32 PM Author: slippery bistre background story windowlicker Game Over
Insert 25 Cents to Continue |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:32 PM Author: Copper Ungodly Lettuce "fuck you very much" then block her (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080525) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:32 PM Author: Misunderstood drab school cafeteria block her (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080529) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:32 PM Author: motley locus Now it sounds like this party is completely made-up so you were shot down from since earlier on in the conversation.
My advice: Go and masturbate fervently to hardcore anal-gaping porn. |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:32 PM Author: Snowy vigorous field trust fund the only way you can save yourself if by PWNing her mercilessly by giving us her SN
you've got nothing to lose at this point, she already has you in the Nice guy I'll never fuck category
the only way to get out of that is to fuck with her
give us her SN, she can block us if we get too annoying |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:33 PM Author: Copper Ungodly Lettuce titcr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080542) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:34 PM Author: azure haunting gas station this is so right DO IT MAN. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080547) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:34 PM Author: Poppy Indian Lodge This is a terrible idea. She'll know. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080557) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:34 PM Author: talented lay I think he can get out of the friendzone by being sufficiently callous and distant. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080551) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:36 PM Author: Snowy vigorous field trust fund no, that only works if you're extremely good looking or cool
otherwise its very transparent |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 10:04 PM Author: talented lay True. Maybe he needs to start smoking and get a leather jacket. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080856) |
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Date: October 30th, 2006 11:41 AM Author: chartreuse stage toaster el oh el (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#6885679) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:33 PM Author: heady shrine WHY DONT YOU LOVE ME!!!!!!! I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE BITCH. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080535) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:34 PM Author: azure haunting gas station 170 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080554) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:36 PM Author: Rusted nudist alpha Hillarious! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080573) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:49 PM Author: Cowardly station Nice! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080732) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:33 PM Author: blue arousing den please tell me u dont have to see this chick on a regular basis. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080539) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:34 PM Author: sick whorehouse it's ok. I guess it'll have to be stovetop ramen for one (sigh). (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080556) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:35 PM Author: comical cumskin Ok, now, completely change your punctuation style:
"Hey! My friend said he was talking to you, what's up?" |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:36 PM Author: Poppy Indian Lodge Hahahaha! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080569) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:37 PM Author: hairless pit 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080583) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:38 PM Author: Snowy vigorous field trust fund 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080590) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:38 PM Author: Spruce hyperactive spot fat ankles TITCR. I used to pull this all the time. |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:50 PM Author: Cowardly station Dude this is a great idea (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080744) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:35 PM Author: Copper Ungodly Lettuce "you know, a d20 isn't optimal for modeling real human interactions. 4xd10 is a MUCH better system" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080563) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:38 PM Author: talented lay Critical hit! Pensive is...
PWNED! |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:47 PM Author: Cowardly station This is as painful as a Bush press conference (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080713) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:33 PM Author: beta principal's office STAND HER UP FOR DINNER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080540) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:34 PM Author: Frozen stage Reread the message, she's not coming (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080548) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:35 PM Author: talented lay It's hard to reject someone who has already rejected you, and when it can be done, it generally doesn't reverse the rejection. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080559) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:36 PM Author: Frozen stage No time to philosophize. He's got a chicken to choke. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080574) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:36 PM Author: beta principal's office my bad.
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:36 PM Author: rebellious bipolar garrison pisswyrm I think the OP (if real, and not the Internet Badass etc.) is only the second person I've encountered in my life with negative game - a "black hole", as it were (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080567) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:37 PM Author: talented lay Why? I agree that he's pretty lacking, but I'm curious as to what you think his specific mistakes were.
Myself, I'd never try to work this kind of thing over AIM; it's just not my style. |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:38 PM Author: blue arousing den Much too impersonal, easier for rejection, face to face shes more emotionally invested. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080601) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:40 PM Author: talented lay I'd agree with this. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080615) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:39 PM Author: Snowy vigorous field trust fund but a rejection on AIM is better than IRL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080603) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:40 PM Author: blue arousing den yeah thats the tradeoff, either way its hard to stomach. You get over it eventually though. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080618) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:40 PM Author: rebellious bipolar garrison pisswyrm I don't think he made a single correct decision at any point in the conversation - he was only in it as long as he was b/c the girl kept him in it (she might have been genuinely baffled by his demeanor), and he clearly did poorly enough to make her feel like her best course of action was the transparent revocation of dinner acceptance - I mean, it's just a disaster from start to finish (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080620) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:38 PM Author: Translucent self-centered mad cow disease Certainly the fastest non spam thread to reach 200, ever. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080592) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:38 PM Author: Spruce hyperactive spot fat ankles it's a brilliant thread. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080600) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:39 PM Author: Excitant Library me: okay
[after about a minute]
her: i feel bad now
me: it's fine
her: ok
her: well i guess i should get back to my homework
her: have a good night
her: i'll see you tomorrow
me: sure
me: see ya |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:39 PM Author: hairless pit *bell tolls* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080611) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:40 PM Author: Snowy vigorous field trust fund FLAME you fucking little spineless shiteating twig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080614) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:40 PM Author: Copper Ungodly Lettuce weak. give us her sn. it's over for you, but i've still got a chance. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080617) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:40 PM Author: Translucent self-centered mad cow disease pwn3d.
you should have played it off wise ass:
"Ouch, the nasty sting of rejection..."
"oh so this isn't a rejection, well how about sometime this weekend?" |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:40 PM Author: azure haunting gas station Man, I'm telling you, you have to give us her sn so we can exact vengeance for our fallen XOXO brother. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080629) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:41 PM Author: talented lay Ignore her tomorrow, and thereafter. Probably, she'll forget about you. However, this is your only hope. You have torpedoed yourself. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080639) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:42 PM Author: rebellious bipolar garrison pisswyrm here endeth the lesson (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080645) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:43 PM Author: blue arousing den I had the perfect come back man, save this thread and learn man, thats all I can say. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080660) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:44 PM Author: Frozen stage 2 "man"s in one sentence. You must really mean it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080679) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:45 PM Author: blue arousing den Yeah man. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080697) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:49 PM Author: talented lay Oh, one other thing. "It's fine" is a terrible response. Whenever a girl rejects me, I don't say "it's fine". (I don't try to pwn her, either, contrary to what Media Kid reported.) I draw fast away and ignore her. For example, in closing:
Me: Well, how about giving me your number?
Her: Well, how about you give me your number, and I'll call you.
Me: Oh, so you don't have a phone? They're cheap; I'm sure you can afford one.
Her: I'm sorry, but I just don't give out my number... [this is a blatant lie]
Me: Okay. No, I understand the paranoia. It's a scary world out there. Hey, I gotta run.
Her: It was nice to meet you. [I fucking hate when women say this after rejecting me; it's the worst "fuck you" they have.]
Me: [nothing] -OR- I thought so.
Don't be aggressive or mean, and don't try to pwn her. Just be subtly distant and maybe slightly callous. 95+ times out of 100, you won't make any impression on her at all because you don't mean anything to her. On occasion, she will admire you, and become more attracted. At this point, at least in my experience, I've lost interest so it's a moot point. |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:52 PM Author: Cowardly station Solid advice. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080766) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:39 PM Author: azure haunting gas station YAY OR NAY: GIANT SHOULD GIVE US HER SCREEN NAME. COME ON IF EVERYONE VOTES YAY HE HAS TO DO IT.
YAY |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:40 PM Author: Appetizing gold liquid oxygen YAY (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080621) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:40 PM Author: Vivacious native corn cake yay (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080628) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:41 PM Author: Frozen stage FUCK YEAH "YAY" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080630) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:41 PM Author: Frozen stage I SENSE A GANGBANG IS IMMINENT (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080638) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:53 PM Author: Cowardly station Fantastic performance in this thread. 178 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080772) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:41 PM Author: Copper Ungodly Lettuce YAY (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080641) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:44 PM Author: rebellious bipolar garrison pisswyrm yay (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080673) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:40 PM Author: Frozen stage I HATE TO SAY IT, BUT YOU GOT TOO GREEDY. YOU THOUGHT YOU COULD SUBDUE A WOMAN BY YOURSELF. THIS PROVED FUTILE. A TUESDAY NIGHT GANGBANG (or TNGB) WOULD HAVE BEEN THE PROPER COURSE OF ACTION. |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:42 PM Author: Copper Ungodly Lettuce THIS IS WHY HE NEEDS TO PWN HER BY GIVING US HER SN. IT IS THE ONLY WAY TO SAVE FACE.
(edit: should be responding to the post below) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:43 PM Author: Frozen stage GANGBANG GANGBANG GANGBANG |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:45 PM Author: blue arousing den Yeah you cant schedule first dates on the weekend, shes not valuable enough for it. Tuesday is perfect for coffee. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080687) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:41 PM Author: Misunderstood drab school cafeteria ENJOY AWKWARD MOMENTS THE REST OF THE TIME YOU SEE HER! PWNED! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080635) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:42 PM Author: Frozen stage YOU MISSPELLED (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080647) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:43 PM Author: rebellious bipolar garrison pisswyrm this is the credited response, for the thread as a whole. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080663) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:42 PM Author: comical cumskin Wow, I've never seen someone have their sac surgically removed and then be forced to swallow it in real time. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080649) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:44 PM Author: Snowy vigorous field trust fund the thing is this guy swallowed it consensually and enjoyed the taste his tiny sperm factories
all he has to do is give us the SN, and his manhood will be revived
its that simple |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:48 PM Author: blue arousing den I writhing on the floor in laughter, this thread must be flame. 180. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080722) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:46 PM Author: Misunderstood drab school cafeteria Does the fact that she is a vegan make that pwnage even greater? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080703) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:50 PM Author: Diverse Dilemma Classic.
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:44 PM Author: hairless pit here's where you say 'you said yes, no takebacks!' it'll get her for sure (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080670) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:44 PM Author: Rusted nudist alpha I'm sorry, Giant.
This was sad.
Edit: Then again, who the fuck would like to date a vegan? |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:45 PM Author: comical cumskin He could still save it:
"PSYCHE! Man I totally got you!" |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:47 PM Author: Rusted nudist alpha Nah. That would've been too obvious. I think he went in too strong. If he wasn't sure he would get a "yes", he should've just asked to go have a coffee or meet somewhere informal. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080710) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:51 PM Author: talented lay Yeah, you can't go one color level higher on the interest spectrum than you already are. Dinner is red; coffee is yellow-orange. So if her interest-level in you is only yellow (platonic w/ romantic possibilities) then you have to start with coffee, not dinner. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080753) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:52 PM Author: Copper Ungodly Lettuce I don't think anyone actually advised him to ask her out to dinner. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080763) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:45 PM Author: Appetizing gold liquid oxygen I don't think this is real, but just in case:
THIS IS WHAT YOU GET FOR LISTENING TO THIS BOARD ON A MATTER LIKE THIS! NEVER AGAIN! YOU WILL NEVER AGAIN DO SOMETHING LIKE THIS. NO MATTER WHAT YOU SAID IT WOULD HAVE BEEN BETTER THAN THIS. YOU DESERVE WHAT YOU GOT.
Honestly, I don't even know how you were in it as long as you were. She must have liked you somewhat before this conversation because she tried to save you several times. You just kept fucking it up though. Tell her you were wasted already or something like that. I honestly don't know how you can do damage control for something like this. I'd say just forget her and move on. |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:47 PM Author: Copper Ungodly Lettuce he was doing fine until he started picking the bitch responses. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080716) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:46 PM Author: Excitant Library Thanks for the help, as ill-fated as it was. Obviously I'm not posting her SN, but I'll indulge :D and post her pic for a few minutes (it's not the greatest shot of her, but whatever):
http://i11-6.facebook.com/pics/3/0/n10110346_4842.jpg |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:47 PM Author: lemon parlor mother Christ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080711) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:47 PM Author: Appetizing gold liquid oxygen Ugh, I take back my above post. We did you a favor. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080714) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:49 PM Author: comical cumskin WTF? I hit on THAT by proxy? I've never felt so dirty. I'm going to get a wire grill brush and scrape off the top layer of skin Gattica style. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080741) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 10:00 PM Author: Cowardly station Someone rehost this on imageshack! My work blocks facebook (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080822) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 10:15 PM Author: Erotic Demanding Yarmulke Maybe someone did this already, but
http://img86.imageshack.us/img86/329/n1011034648422ej.jpg |
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Date: October 19th, 2005 1:49 AM Author: Cowardly station Thanks (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4083012) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:47 PM Author: Misunderstood drab school cafeteria This just shows that democracy = TTT.
she's not that hot |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:48 PM Author: Translucent self-centered mad cow disease oh come on, shes probably prettier and definitely skinnier than the chick you "fucked". (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080723) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:48 PM Author: Excitant Library Well, like I said...it's not the greatest shot. When her mouths not gaping wide open like a retard, she's actually really cute. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080729) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:51 PM Author: Poppy Indian Lodge Yeah, the people here can't see beyond the picture. The fact that she put that as her picture show's she has a sense of humor, and it's easy to see that if her mouth weren't so contorted, she would be cute. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080755) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:47 PM Author: Rusted nudist alpha Flame. PLEASEEEE tell me it's flame! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080720) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:48 PM Author: hairless pit yeah, now i really hope it's flame
it's like watching 2 retards trying to mate |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:48 PM Author: Poppy Indian Lodge She's decent. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080724) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:49 PM Author: Misunderstood drab school cafeteria Would a 'quality' woman have that as her facebook pic? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080737) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:52 PM Author: Poppy Indian Lodge Perhaps. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080762) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 10:01 PM Author: Cowardly station Unlike most whores who spend too much time on the internets, Quality women don't take 123948023 pics and post the best one. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080834) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:48 PM Author: Copper Ungodly Lettuce jesus. she looks like my fucking moniker. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080727) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:50 PM Author: Spruce hyperactive spot fat ankles she's better than 90% of the plastic sorostitutes in the RATING threads on here. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080749) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:52 PM Author: Copper Ungodly Lettuce in real life she's probably decent. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080768) |
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Date: October 19th, 2005 11:36 AM Author: smoky thriller sneaky criminal She types fairly well for a retarded chick. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4083881) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:49 PM Author: Confused stag film Send her this picture in an email:
http://img321.imageshack.us/my.php?image=shroomin5ob.jpg |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:52 PM Author: heady shrine She's cute! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080764) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:54 PM Author: talented lay That's a way to reverse a rejection. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080778) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:54 PM Author: Translucent self-centered mad cow disease 300 posts... wow. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080780) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:56 PM Author: Appetizing gold liquid oxygen I was just thinkg about how this has to be a record time for it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080793) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 9:58 PM Author: big milky halford I am very much like to make the date with you at the Sizzler and then watching the War of the Worlds with the Tom Cruise... you are date with me Saturday night, yes? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080807) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 10:02 PM Author: Excitant Library Minor inconsequential update:
The away message she just put up reads:
"with kara, chillin with the 409 boyz for a few! call the cell"
409 being a dorm room/apartment here. So much for "homework" I guess. |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 10:03 PM Author: Misunderstood drab school cafeteria 180^180^180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080847) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 10:07 PM Author: talented lay What a slut.
Seriously, do you want a girl who uses the word "boyz" and puts her TTT sex life into her IMs? You know she's getting drilled like a cavity up there. |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 10:09 PM Author: Misunderstood drab school cafeteria What kind of TTT hangs out with someone named "Kara"? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080899) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 10:07 PM Author: Cowardly station Here's the translation:
"with kara, chillin with the 409 boyz for a GANGBANG! call the cell"
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Date: October 18th, 2005 10:48 PM Author: Frozen stage Truly great (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4081212) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 10:08 PM Author: Spruce hyperactive spot fat ankles She is clearly begging for you to call the cell... DO IT! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080892) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 10:10 PM Author: talented lay He has about a 4% chance at a save if he leaves a message like, "some homework" or the such.
At this point, why should he want this girl? She's a liar and probably a whore. Women who make big deals out of even everyday social interactions with men are almost invariantly getting thugged somewhere. |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 10:16 PM Author: Soul-stirring Mauve Address Coffee Pot yeah passive-aggressiveness works real well with the ladies.
His only chance for a save is to plow through with a confident frame removing all indications of interest in her and just present himself as an interesting guy she should be dying to get to know. He shouldn't initiate again unless she gives indicators that she's really interested in him. He should IM her again the following Monday saying "So how was your friday? I had the weirdest time, I went to a bar with some friends and ran into some hot Swedish exchange students dressed as clowns who later turned out to be transsexuals on their way to a gay parade, or something like that." |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 10:24 PM Author: talented lay That's callousness, but not passive-aggressiveness, at least not in the technical sense.
I agree that your solution is probably superior. I'd just bag it at this point; she sounds like not a catch. She's a liar and he should let her have her 409 boyz [sic]. |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 10:38 PM Author: Soul-stirring Mauve Address Coffee Pot callousness is hard to initiate. Callousness would be her IMing him and saying "hey wassup" and then you saying "some homework eh?" Initiating it is passive-aggressiveness. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4081130) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 10:09 PM Author: Soul-stirring Mauve Address Coffee Pot you were too incongruent, she can sense it. You can't start off with witty liners and quips and then get serious and passive. You should have stuck with a witty, confident frame all the way through evne if you would have flamed out even more. When she sprung that party shit or backed out, you should have replied with something like "well what about your friend kara, is she available friday?" or something. Then she at least wouldn't have felt sorry for you and instead just thought you were too aggressive or weird for her or whatever; pity from a bitch is there anything more pathetic? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080897) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 10:12 PM Author: talented lay Asking about the friend after getting shot down is a sure way of getting shut out with the friend, too. It's not a good call.
That said, I agree with your critique of his approach. I think his one-liners were pretty TTT, though. No offense to the people on the board, but I don't think corny jokes work. |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 10:13 PM Author: Spruce hyperactive spot fat ankles nobody was actually trying to help this guy out. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080933) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 10:22 PM Author: Soul-stirring Mauve Address Coffee Pot the one-liners were good, it got her interested. Things would have worked if he hadn't pussied out and gone with his own lines. He obviously has no confidence and when he reverted to his own lines, the lack of assurance showed through and indicated to her: "his confidence and bravado is false, he doesn't really know what he's doing." That torpedoed him more than anything else. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080993) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 10:19 PM Author: Soul-stirring Mauve Address Coffee Pot You're not seriously asking about the friend, it's just an alpha male way of thinking: "yeah i got shot down by you, your loss. Your friend is hotter, I should give her a shot, why don't you help me get laid, your feelings are irrelevant."
The one-liners were gold. Especially for IM. You can't go into long stories on AIM until you've shown why she should read long paragraphs by you. |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 10:12 PM Author: beta principal's office GO TO ROOM 409 NOW!!!!!!!! WITH FLOWERS AND JAGERMEISTER!!!!!!!!!!!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080921) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 10:03 PM Author: talented lay Thank you for posting this. Watching you flop has helped me improve by shitty AFC game.
A few notes. You shouldn't mention nervousness around talking to "attractive women". This indicates that it's a sexually-charged conversation, and that's not good. Once you raise the stakes, five seconds later you better be making out with her or else you raised them too soon. Also, you should have subtly indicated that going to the party would be an inferior choice to spending the night with you, and that if she couldn't take you along, the guy was an anal douchebag (not in those words) for not accepting dates at his parties. Finally, saying "i have big plans", followed by "you and me" isn't C&F-type confidence, it's pushiness. This never works.
My advice would be that you shouldn't try to get into her plans (her TTT party, her social events, whatever). Invite her to something you would be doing anyway, like going to a rock concert, working out, or hanging out in your favorite coffeeshop. Try to make it something during the night hours (7:30 or later, but with a start time before 10); afternoon = friend, evening = date. Never mention that she is attractive; if you haven't gotten her to like you, she doesn't care what you think (n.b. "that's sweet" is BAD); if she does like you, she *does* care what you think and that's a great reason not to tell her. Subtly hint that you find her cute and interesting, but never spell out that you find her "attractive". Definitely don't ask her what she thinks of your looks, or if she finds you "attractive", either. |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 10:06 PM Author: blue arousing den titcr. I bet she tells all her 409 boys what an AFC Giant was. Live and learn, thats all I can say. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080870) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 10:06 PM Author: Cowardly station Concur (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080875) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 10:10 PM Author: Vivacious native corn cake pensive is absolutely right, you have to take baby steps. No level 2 Illusionist is going to have what it takes to win against a Beholder, even the smaller Gauth variety. And forget Elder Orbs or Hive Mothers. Start out staying close to the village, close enough to where you can always make it back within a few rounds. Kobolds, Goblins, and Gibberlings are your desired foes. Build up to Gnolls and Hobgoblins, then possibly Ogrillions. You have to crawl before you can walk!!! Level up to level 3. Then buy a scroll of Melf's Acid Arrow and go to TOWN. At this point you should be pimp enough to make the trek from the village to the town, assuming this is a good rolling night for you. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080912) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 10:14 PM Author: talented lay 168. 180 for the concept, but it went on too long. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080943) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 10:17 PM Author: Vivacious native corn cake Ah well, back to the drawing board. And by drawing board I mean DM handbook. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080965) |
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Date: March 22nd, 2007 2:17 AM Author: rebellious bipolar garrison pisswyrm it never occured to me that Julian might be DungeonmasTTTer until right this moment (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#7795262) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 10:11 PM Author: Excitant Library This is probably something obvious, but what's "AFC"? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080920) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 10:13 PM Author: blue arousing den Average Frustrated chump = person with no game, does not get laid. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080928) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 10:14 PM Author: talented lay Average Frustrated Chump (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080935) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 10:15 PM Author: hairless pit for christ's sake, try sleeping with a woman before you post stupid shit like this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080947) |
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Date: October 19th, 2005 2:07 AM Author: Provocative blathering theater ladyboy TITCR (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4083100) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 10:08 PM Author: Pearl coiffed skinny woman location Seriously, this was great flame. 300+ posts? 180. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080895) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 10:17 PM Author: unhinged avocado filthpig Probably the first thread I'd consider sending to my friends and let them know I post here... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080966) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 10:25 PM Author: Cowardly station Yeah this one was classic. Reminds me of when I started posting (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4081017) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 10:36 PM Author: Soul-stirring Mauve Address Coffee Pot the museum part was fine, it all went downhill with this one line:
"me: oh sorry. say the word and they're gone"
So this one bitch mentions she's feeling ignored and you go and stop talking to all your friends? What happened to the funny confident guy she had been talking to? She gave you a pass when you mentioned that bullshit about talking to attractive women, she might have thought "oh look he's confident but really sweet too" now with this line she thinks "oh look he's confident but needy, does not compute. Is this all a front?" I won't even get into telling her explicitly she gets top priority.
You further sunk yourself here:
"me: but seriously...
me: how about dinner at _____
me: and then we can just play it by ear from there?"
Yeah wow, you had big plans for you and her and this means dinner at the Sizzler. Now she knows you're all talk; she thought you were different, interesting, maybe you could bring excitement to her life. Instead you want to sit down and eat with her like every other jackass in the world. What you should have done is suggested something completely off the wall and then settle for dinner (if that's what your really want to do with her) making it look as if you're settling but that you really want to do something more exciting. You should have said "Why don't we go camping, I'll go hunting for tuberoots like I said earlier and you can use my shotgun for the legumes." Then when she says you can't be serious then say "oh what, you just want to go to dinner or something, I guess we could do that, but next time we're doing something really BIG." Suggesting skydiving or bungee jumping or something works as well, best to mention some details though like "let's go to Skydiving Nation on 57th and Elm, they have a Friday night special, two for the price of one."
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Date: October 18th, 2005 10:37 PM Author: Cowardly station I still don't understand the fucking museum line. That one was painful (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4081121) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 10:39 PM Author: Soul-stirring Mauve Address Coffee Pot he should have included the second part. But it could have gone either way, stacking three one-liners in a row only works well on some girls. But it doesn't matter, it didn't sink him. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4081137) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 10:39 PM Author: Cowardly station Yeah, like I said earlier, he really shouldn't have been so bummed. He'd have sunk the date anyway (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4081144) |
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Date: October 18th, 2005 10:41 PM Author: Soul-stirring Mauve Address Coffee Pot he got cocky, it'd be like having Cyrano whisper advice in your ear and then deciding after a few minutes you don't need him and going off on your own. Dumb move. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4081162) |
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Date: October 19th, 2005 1:51 AM Author: Sepia hospital I HAVE A FUCKING URGENT MSG TOO BITCHES, YOU KNOW WHAT THAT IS???? TUBAFROG == 174 HTH (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4083021) |
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Date: October 19th, 2005 2:05 AM Author: Bateful party of the first part sanctuary EVERYONE on this thread is a pathetic loser. I can't believe this bullshit thread got 300+ posts -- oh wait, I CAN believe it, xoxo is full of socially inept loser-fuck virgins with no idea how to talk to women. Fucking idiots.
I don't even get on AIM nowadays because there are about 5 - 6 stupid cunts that constantly hound me trying to get me to go out. You fuckers are entirely pathetic. I was laughing the entire time I read this thread; and I'm laughing now. HAHHAHAHAA
GOOD LUCK IN LIFE. |
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Date: October 19th, 2005 2:11 AM Author: Provocative blathering theater ladyboy Right, so there was finally an entertaining thread around here that wasnt about 174 or your alliance or whatever corny shit you post about non stop. How annoying that a non flame thread generated interest and was actually funny and engaging. Shut the fuck up loser. You contribute nothing to this place. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4083112) |
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Date: October 19th, 2005 2:14 AM Author: Bateful party of the first part sanctuary Haha. 174's name is in every 3rd thread and pensive's questions threads are some of the most posted on in xoxo history (as are mine -- under my various flame monikers).
Look pal. I have no idea who you are and I really don't give a shit. If you're going to disagree that you're a pathetic loser like the rest of these cunts, then that's fine; but don't bring up all this nonsense about "cronys" and "alliances" and such -- it makes you sound childish and kinda jealous. |
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Date: October 19th, 2005 2:22 AM Author: Provocative blathering theater ladyboy Its not nonsense. You homos take up way too much of the board with that crap. Its annoying to the normal people here. You add nothing to the board. At least 174 has said some funny shit in his time, no one here finds you the least bit entertaining so just shut the fuck up. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4083135) |
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Date: October 19th, 2005 2:27 AM Author: Bateful party of the first part sanctuary "You add nothing to the board. You people take up too much board space. You people waste my time because I like to respond to you. You people are a total waste of time because people like you are always on my mind. You people and your lives are always the subject of conversation here. You add nothing. Nothing! All people ever do is talk about 174 and pensive and their "prestige alliance." You add nothing to the board. I am infatuated with the alliance and I want to be apart of it. You add nothing. Especially you, Chauncey, you add absolutely nothing. I hate you and I hope you die. I want you to die because you have a large penis, girfriends, and you are liked. Yeah, liked and loved. Like Julius Caesar. Perhaps a better word may be "known." You see, I've been posting here for years and you come strolling into town with your "prestige alliance" and your "four horsemen" and all of a sudden I'm an inconsequential afterthought. I can't stand it. You add nothing. I like to say you add nothing. Here, I'll say it again: You add nothing." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4083140) |
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Date: October 19th, 2005 2:29 AM Author: Provocative blathering theater ladyboy This was actually funny. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4083145) |
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Date: October 19th, 2005 2:30 AM Author: canary volcanic crater "Especially you, Chauncey, you add absolutely nothing."
180+ |
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Date: October 19th, 2005 11:49 AM Author: sinister bearded hall affirmative action The only thing left to do is e-mail her this thread's link. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4083981) |
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Date: October 19th, 2005 12:55 PM Author: talented lay That would ruin his life. Word would get out. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4084465) |
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Date: October 19th, 2005 12:47 PM Author: rebellious bipolar garrison pisswyrm still funny (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4084400) |
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Date: October 25th, 2005 7:12 PM Author: rebellious bipolar garrison pisswyrm (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4135170) |
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Date: November 15th, 2005 9:00 PM Author: burgundy parlour depressive bump. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4300938) |
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Date: November 15th, 2005 9:38 PM Author: galvanic piazza i just took a solid half hour and read this thread from beginning to end. i didnt want to scroll down and confirm my suspicions about whether this was a bonafide flame or not. i still say it is, but not knowing for sure is the best part. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4301302) |
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Date: December 7th, 2005 12:02 AM Author: rebellious bipolar garrison pisswyrm (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4483761) |
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Date: December 7th, 2005 12:53 AM Author: Cowardly station A classic. Part of XO's cultural heritage. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4484303) |
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Date: December 21st, 2005 7:01 PM Author: razzle-dazzle pozpig milk The best part of this thread is not knowing for sure if this is a real flame. It could certainly be real.
<3 xoxo |
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Date: February 6th, 2006 7:27 PM Author: rebellious bipolar garrison pisswyrm (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#5012940) |
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Date: February 6th, 2006 7:57 PM Author: concupiscible box office he had her then lost her because he started being a pussy (see the sonicyouth post above). this is document that we all should revisit, time to time. whether it's flame or not, it is truth.
i love this thread. |
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Date: February 6th, 2006 7:59 PM Author: mind-boggling useless people who are hurt puppy How is it that you people are so easily fooled? This is obvious flame. I saw the fire from the very start. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#5013299) |
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Date: February 6th, 2006 8:03 PM Author: High-end frum dingle berry juggernaut Was this Brian Wilson of the Beach Boys? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#5013345) |
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Date: March 20th, 2006 2:37 AM Author: rose black woman love of her life bump ....which is better? same flamer? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#5379655) |
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Date: May 17th, 2006 11:56 PM Author: Low-t hell Never forget. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#5805825) |
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Date: October 30th, 2006 1:51 AM Author: rebellious bipolar garrison pisswyrm (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#6884885) |
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Date: October 30th, 2006 11:21 AM Author: Electric brethren I just read this thread. Wow. This is an XO classic. I laughed so hard I almost spit out my morning coffee. How far this board has fallen. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#6885627) |
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Date: March 22nd, 2007 2:02 AM Author: rebellious bipolar garrison pisswyrm GANGBANG (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#7795207) |
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Date: April 27th, 2008 3:38 PM Author: Lake aphrodisiac range amusing
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Date: April 27th, 2008 3:23 PM Author: rebellious bipolar garrison pisswyrm all of this has happened before and all of this will happen again (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#9693558) |