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URGENT REQUESTING THE HELP OF ALL OF XOXO

This girl I have a huge crush on just came online. I'm about...
confused fishy orchestra pit
  10/18/05
go
Sick University Mother
  10/18/05
Go for it. I'll do what I can.
Electric garnet gay wizard son of senegal
  10/18/05
This is obviously :D
concupiscible flatulent partner faggot firefighter
  10/19/05
I doubt this highly. :D has better game.
swashbuckling godawful abode ratface
  10/19/05
Here we go...
confused fishy orchestra pit
  10/18/05
not much. just got front from dinner! LOL!
Pearly fear-inspiring resort
  10/18/05
Sometimes I wish I could hunt my own dinners. You know, jus...
Electric garnet gay wizard son of senegal
  10/18/05
This is good.
self-absorbed smoky whorehouse idea he suggested
  10/18/05
Hey, you're back! Haven't seen you posting much lately. Ho...
Electric garnet gay wizard son of senegal
  10/18/05
Stuff is good. 2L life is pretty laid back (until finals rol...
self-absorbed smoky whorehouse idea he suggested
  10/18/05
Awesome. I always thought you were one of the better poster...
Electric garnet gay wizard son of senegal
  10/18/05
Why thank you Petro! The feeling's mutual.
self-absorbed smoky whorehouse idea he suggested
  10/18/05
Lol you wouldnt say this.
Insanely creepy dun rigpig sanctuary
  10/18/05
do you realize how long this is going to take? you cant have...
excitant filthpig public bath
  10/18/05
Yes he can.
self-absorbed smoky whorehouse idea he suggested
  10/18/05
Lol he is gonna cherry pick responses from 15 different scht...
Violet Histrionic Meetinghouse Psychic
  10/18/05
yasfrat.
Sick University Mother
  10/18/05
me: Sometimes I wish I could hunt my own dinners. You know, ...
confused fishy orchestra pit
  10/18/05
LOL!
Hot chrome mad cow disease
  10/18/05
you should have used mine. you're screwed.
Pearly fear-inspiring resort
  10/18/05
Many a legume and tuberoot would fall prey to my shovel!
Violet Histrionic Meetinghouse Psychic
  10/18/05
funny
odious yapping pervert
  10/18/05
My strength as a human is quips and witty remarks.
Violet Histrionic Meetinghouse Psychic
  10/18/05
I envy you that strength.
odious yapping pervert
  10/18/05
I charge out by the line in case you ever need some online a...
Violet Histrionic Meetinghouse Psychic
  10/18/05
I'd like to set something up for real life--like, I could we...
odious yapping pervert
  10/18/05
Believe it or not, I have done something very similar to thi...
Violet Histrionic Meetinghouse Psychic
  10/18/05
this, my firend, is the stuff that 80's movies are made of.
odious yapping pervert
  10/18/05
vegan = get out now. She'll take over your life.
Sick University Mother
  10/18/05
you might as well go ahead and sign off - you're dead
slimy party of the first part
  10/18/05
Veganism is a shifty doctrine under which a man accepts the ...
Electric garnet gay wizard son of senegal
  10/18/05
definitely go with this one
slimy party of the first part
  10/18/05
She'll only get mad.
vivacious deranged rigor hall
  10/18/05
me: Many a legume and tuberoot would fall prey to my shovel!...
confused fishy orchestra pit
  10/18/05
And I sing amid despair and isolation Of the chance to know...
Stirring idiot kitty cat
  10/18/05
NO, YOU'RE THE ONE DRINKING TONIGHT YOU STUPID CUNT WHORE RO...
vivacious deranged rigor hall
  10/18/05
Credited. I would also add the word "Meathole" som...
exhilarant peach pisswyrm
  10/18/05
LOL
Mind-boggling nursing home
  02/06/06
I generally need to loosen up before I attempt to talk to at...
Violet Histrionic Meetinghouse Psychic
  10/18/05
good one
Opaque mood
  10/18/05
Drinking? Nah, that's played-out. More like crystal meth +...
Electric garnet gay wizard son of senegal
  10/18/05
You talk to guys who drink alone, at 8pm on a tuesday, at th...
disgusting flickering home
  10/18/05
good one.
Insanely creepy dun rigpig sanctuary
  10/18/05
Well crafted, I might even like this more than mine.
Violet Histrionic Meetinghouse Psychic
  10/18/05
with his track record so far, I half expect him to use this ...
slimy party of the first part
  10/18/05
congratulations, you're now the eccentric but harmless guy t...
slimy party of the first part
  10/18/05
That's sarcasm, right? Or I would't be a virgin.
Onyx titillating ticket booth
  10/18/05
I have been known to wield the sarcasm now and again
slimy party of the first part
  10/18/05
I think it's pretty tough if not impossible to *make* a girl...
Onyx titillating ticket booth
  10/18/05
would you beat it?
Stirring idiot kitty cat
  10/18/05
what do you mean ?
Onyx titillating ticket booth
  10/18/05
There is no fun in truth, but nonetheless well spoken.
Insanely creepy dun rigpig sanctuary
  10/18/05
Do not do this.
Wine parlor
  10/18/05
me: i generally need to loosen up before i attempt to talk t...
confused fishy orchestra pit
  10/18/05
Ask her out now. Do it.
self-absorbed smoky whorehouse idea he suggested
  10/18/05
yeah, I think this is the moment
slimy party of the first part
  10/18/05
YOU: yes, actually I am attending the Monster Truck Show at ...
Sick University Mother
  10/18/05
Good one. WWE also works here.
exhilarant peach pisswyrm
  10/18/05
You should standardize your capitalization. Either go with ...
vivacious deranged rigor hall
  10/18/05
(Well, do you, I'm not going to craft your life for you)
Violet Histrionic Meetinghouse Psychic
  10/18/05
My plans are only as good as museum security... daddy's gott...
Electric garnet gay wizard son of senegal
  10/18/05
Front half is great, back half is a bit weak.
Violet Histrionic Meetinghouse Psychic
  10/18/05
True. He should truncate it.
Electric garnet gay wizard son of senegal
  10/18/05
DO NOT CALL HER ATTRACTIVE YOU FUCKING FAGGOT, YOU ARE PUTTI...
disgusting flickering home
  10/18/05
generally correct, although I think it bought him a temporar...
slimy party of the first part
  10/18/05
True. I dont think he has enough game to carry further he w...
Insanely creepy dun rigpig sanctuary
  10/18/05
I bought my AFC bumpersticker yesterday. :-(
Onyx titillating ticket booth
  10/18/05
Lol. Nice quote "whether beauty be found in mathematic...
Insanely creepy dun rigpig sanctuary
  10/18/05
Yeah very supplicating.
Insanely creepy dun rigpig sanctuary
  10/18/05
Haha, you crack me up.
exhilarant peach pisswyrm
  10/18/05
OH MY DEBBIE!!!!!! I want to fart in tupperware and save it ...
Supple bronze temple nibblets
  10/18/05
167. havent seen you around lately.
Sick University Mother
  10/18/05
What's the newest development?
Transparent cocky coldplay fan theatre
  10/18/05
I'm going to assume he got shut down pretty bad. He made so...
vivacious deranged rigor hall
  10/18/05
the shovel comment was pure gold.
self-absorbed smoky whorehouse idea he suggested
  10/18/05
me: my plans are only as good as museum security her: you...
confused fishy orchestra pit
  10/18/05
that's for later ;)
disgusting flickering home
  10/18/05
this sounds correct but I don't think it fits well w/ the pe...
slimy party of the first part
  10/18/05
i come over, i slip my penis into you, release my seed, and ...
vivacious deranged rigor hall
  10/18/05
Have you ever heard the phrase "menage a three"?
self-absorbed smoky whorehouse idea he suggested
  10/18/05
They involve three clowns, a llama, and a kickball.
Transparent cocky coldplay fan theatre
  10/18/05
hmmm...that doesn't sound very good. This is coming from ...
Onyx titillating ticket booth
  10/18/05
Yes, you are very correct. She thinks he's weird now. I do...
Transparent cocky coldplay fan theatre
  10/18/05
This girl is a vegan. I'm sure she's into weird guys.
Pearly fear-inspiring resort
  10/18/05
If it's any consolation, he'd have blown the date anyway.
exhilarant peach pisswyrm
  10/18/05
How well do you know this girl? If not so well: How a...
Violet Histrionic Meetinghouse Psychic
  10/18/05
me: that's for later ;) her: uh oh me: i'm just kiddin...
confused fishy orchestra pit
  10/18/05
You're using dee's lines? Now you're fucked...
self-absorbed smoky whorehouse idea he suggested
  10/18/05
Not necessarily.
vivacious deranged rigor hall
  10/18/05
Wow, a good response from her. Well...you better think of...
Transparent cocky coldplay fan theatre
  10/18/05
do you have a pic? send (post the pic for us)
disgusting flickering home
  10/18/05
good call
slimy party of the first part
  10/18/05
I really cant believe this is working.
Insanely creepy dun rigpig sanctuary
  10/18/05
you and me both
excitant filthpig public bath
  10/18/05
yeah, I'm a little curious about this girl now - she, uh, ha...
slimy party of the first part
  10/18/05
from what I have seen, I want to glass boat her.
shimmering garrison
  10/18/05
I think it's working despite his IMing, not because of it.
vivacious deranged rigor hall
  10/18/05
Must be the case...or else she is as desperate and ugly as h...
Transparent cocky coldplay fan theatre
  10/18/05
Neither can I. This is usually the textbook method of creepi...
Onyx titillating ticket booth
  10/18/05
WHY DON'T YOU JUST LINK HER UP TO THIS SITE AND WE CAN ALL G...
startling doctorate
  10/18/05
175
exhilarant peach pisswyrm
  10/18/05
In this situation if coffee date the best choice. Movie the...
Insanely creepy dun rigpig sanctuary
  10/18/05
GANGBANG > COFFEE
startling doctorate
  10/18/05
Your analysis is absolute correct. Coffee works really well....
Violet Histrionic Meetinghouse Psychic
  10/18/05
Yeah, I'd have to go with a nice coffee house thing. Make i...
Transparent cocky coldplay fan theatre
  10/18/05
coffe and movie is best option. he can make a move in the t...
Charismatic regret indian lodge
  05/18/06
obvious flame, but this thread is comedy gold
fuchsia toilet seat useless brakes
  10/18/05
GANGBANG > both COMEDY and GOLD
startling doctorate
  10/18/05
169
vivacious deranged rigor hall
  10/18/05
true it is comedy, but maybe its not flame.
Insanely creepy dun rigpig sanctuary
  10/18/05
If he doesnt post any more Im going to feel so used.
Violet Histrionic Meetinghouse Psychic
  10/18/05
Imagined how used she would feel IF WE ALL GANGBANGED HER?
startling doctorate
  10/18/05
I bet she shot him down at the end
slimy party of the first part
  10/18/05
her: are you talking to a lot of people or something? me:...
confused fishy orchestra pit
  10/18/05
PWN3D!!!!!!!!!!
Opaque mood
  10/18/05
ditto
excitant filthpig public bath
  10/18/05
"HIS apartment" sounds like a GANGBANG
startling doctorate
  10/18/05
the two posts above didn't do it, but this one made me laugh...
fuchsia toilet seat useless brakes
  10/18/05
I rate your overall performance in this thread 170.
vivacious deranged rigor hall
  10/18/05
LOL
exhilarant peach pisswyrm
  10/18/05
Say, "I can't wait to meet all your friends at the part...
Opaque mood
  10/18/05
Edit:
Onyx titillating ticket booth
  10/18/05
we can show up fashionably late, people will wait
disgusting flickering home
  10/18/05
I definitely like this version of "implying we're going...
slimy party of the first part
  10/18/05
you're screwed. she mentioned the friend to give you a hint ...
Onyx titillating ticket booth
  10/18/05
You have such a negative interpretation of everything. STFU...
vivacious deranged rigor hall
  10/18/05
Edit:
Onyx titillating ticket booth
  10/18/05
Do the dinner a little later, go to friends house get her dr...
Insanely creepy dun rigpig sanctuary
  10/18/05
the way this girl keeps giving him extra chances, this is no...
slimy party of the first part
  10/18/05
SHE KNOWS also, she would have invited you along to the p...
slimy party of the first part
  10/18/05
titcr
Charismatic regret indian lodge
  05/18/06
Wow, she really doesn't want this date. Switch it to coffee....
Violet Histrionic Meetinghouse Psychic
  10/18/05
Depending on how coffee goes, go to party or just cut losses...
Insanely creepy dun rigpig sanctuary
  10/18/05
By "cut losses" are you referring to "masturb...
startling doctorate
  10/18/05
He goes into coffee with the intention of earning an invitat...
Violet Histrionic Meetinghouse Psychic
  10/18/05
Exactly. He cant ask to go, if he does then he has lost any...
Insanely creepy dun rigpig sanctuary
  10/18/05
it was going well until he pulled out the museum line. strat...
glassy newt faggotry
  10/18/05
Yup, second he stopped using my lines it was all downhill.
Violet Histrionic Meetinghouse Psychic
  10/18/05
no, you faggot you unecessarily called her attractive which ...
disgusting flickering home
  10/18/05
:D, My sexual experience >>>>>>>>>...
Violet Histrionic Meetinghouse Psychic
  10/18/05
quit scrolling the thread you fucking loser
disgusting flickering home
  10/18/05
Consensus is on my side. As well as looks, style, and size o...
Violet Histrionic Meetinghouse Psychic
  10/18/05
downhill like mike tyson after he fired kevin rooney for don...
glassy newt faggotry
  10/18/05
Agreed. He jumped the shark at that point.
Opaque mood
  10/18/05
yeah, that was the key juncture
slimy party of the first part
  10/18/05
uh, i think the key juncture can be found in the OP...
fuchsia toilet seat useless brakes
  10/18/05
haha, very true
slimy party of the first part
  10/18/05
dude, she's majorly into you.
Pearly fear-inspiring resort
  10/18/05
nice
Opaque mood
  10/18/05
[going with :D again] me: we can show up fashionably late...
confused fishy orchestra pit
  10/18/05
PWNED!
vivacious deranged rigor hall
  10/18/05
you just got left out.
glassy newt faggotry
  10/18/05
left out of THE GANGBANG. How much of an idiot do you have...
startling doctorate
  10/18/05
hahahaahahaahahaah
startling doctorate
  10/18/05
beautiful.
Pearly fear-inspiring resort
  10/18/05
MAN OVERBOARD
fuchsia toilet seat useless brakes
  10/18/05
it's over
slimy party of the first part
  10/18/05
GAME OVER
disgusting flickering home
  10/18/05
OUCH
comical crimson personal credit line
  10/18/05
Tell her to fuck off. You be the one to reject her!
Transparent cocky coldplay fan theatre
  10/18/05
that's what you get for listening to the virgins on this boa...
Motley bawdyhouse
  10/18/05
What's her screen name? Let's all start talking to her....
comical crimson personal credit line
  10/18/05
This is what I've been calling for for the past 20 mins
startling doctorate
  10/18/05
170
fuchsia toilet seat useless brakes
  10/18/05
"well, it's up to you... if he wouldn't be cool with it...
Pearly fear-inspiring resort
  10/18/05
"i'm sure he'll be too drunk to notice"
abusive spot keepsake machete
  10/18/05
I want to call :D an idiot for suggesting it, but he was obv...
Violet Histrionic Meetinghouse Psychic
  10/18/05
duh
disgusting flickering home
  10/18/05
As much as it pains me, I need to give you a 180 for getting...
Violet Histrionic Meetinghouse Psychic
  10/18/05
seconded.
Insanely creepy dun rigpig sanctuary
  10/18/05
Yeah. The smart move would've been to let it slide, and hop...
vivacious deranged rigor hall
  10/18/05
"By the time I'm through with you, you'll be too tired ...
comical crimson personal credit line
  10/18/05
I told you, you lost you cant assume youre going to the part...
Insanely creepy dun rigpig sanctuary
  10/18/05
If you want to fuck between dinner and his party, that's coo...
Opaque mood
  10/18/05
SAY THIS.
vivacious deranged rigor hall
  10/18/05
SECONDED
startling doctorate
  10/18/05
FLAME
ruby balding dog poop
  10/18/05
Obviously, but as we have learned from past experience, peop...
Onyx titillating ticket booth
  10/18/05
give us her SN, she'll be impressed you have so many fucking...
Motley bawdyhouse
  10/18/05
me: that's cool. don't worry about it me: you're still up...
confused fishy orchestra pit
  10/18/05
lunch?
Pearly fear-inspiring resort
  10/18/05
This is a fucking disaster.
vivacious deranged rigor hall
  10/18/05
Apply lotion
startling doctorate
  10/18/05
"ouch a crushing blow. who is this douche anyway?"...
ruby balding dog poop
  10/18/05
good call. chalk that one up to experience.
Opaque mood
  10/18/05
Dinner Thursday.
Laughsome amethyst genital piercing crackhouse
  10/18/05
take a knee and get off the fucking field already
slimy party of the first part
  10/18/05
YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!! *SLAP ON THE BUTT*
startling doctorate
  10/18/05
say ok. nothing else. maybe she'll feel guilty.
Hot chrome mad cow disease
  10/18/05
Brilliant.
nighttime citrine clown internal respiration
  10/18/05
All joking aside, this is actually the best advice
startling doctorate
  10/18/05
Let's still do dinner. I didn't mean to invite myself earli...
Opaque mood
  10/18/05
"you know, i'm an ass. i should be apologizing to you. ...
swashbuckling godawful abode ratface
  10/18/05
slick
Motley bawdyhouse
  10/18/05
that's a good one.
Opaque mood
  10/18/05
I had a good day.
swashbuckling godawful abode ratface
  10/18/05
The only way to recover your honor is to forcefully take her...
vivacious deranged rigor hall
  10/18/05
You missed your chance, my schedule will be full for at leas...
Insanely creepy dun rigpig sanctuary
  10/18/05
this is good, except I'd cut it to ~1 week and leave out the...
swashbuckling godawful abode ratface
  10/18/05
Yeah I might have gone overboard.
Insanely creepy dun rigpig sanctuary
  10/18/05
This is probably the best he can do to bring things back to ...
Insanely creepy dun rigpig sanctuary
  10/18/05
TELL THIS GIRL BYE AND GIVE US HER SN.
comical crimson personal credit line
  10/18/05
Game Over Insert 25 Cents to Continue
glassy newt faggotry
  10/18/05
"fuck you very much" then block her
vigorous base athletic conference
  10/18/05
block her
disgusting flickering home
  10/18/05
Now it sounds like this party is completely made-up so you w...
Onyx titillating ticket booth
  10/18/05
the only way you can save yourself if by PWNing her merciles...
Motley bawdyhouse
  10/18/05
titcr
vigorous base athletic conference
  10/18/05
this is so right DO IT MAN.
comical crimson personal credit line
  10/18/05
This is a terrible idea. She'll know.
vivacious deranged rigor hall
  10/18/05
I think he can get out of the friendzone by being sufficient...
swashbuckling godawful abode ratface
  10/18/05
no, that only works if you're extremely good looking or cool...
Motley bawdyhouse
  10/18/05
True. Maybe he needs to start smoking and get a leather jack...
swashbuckling godawful abode ratface
  10/18/05
el oh el
mewling space organic girlfriend
  10/30/06
WHY DONT YOU LOVE ME!!!!!!! I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE BITCH.
splenetic khaki digit ratio
  10/18/05
170
comical crimson personal credit line
  10/18/05
Hillarious!
Hot chrome mad cow disease
  10/18/05
Nice!
exhilarant peach pisswyrm
  10/18/05
please tell me u dont have to see this chick on a regular ba...
Insanely creepy dun rigpig sanctuary
  10/18/05
it's ok. I guess it'll have to be stovetop ramen for one (s...
frum bateful den
  10/18/05
Ok, now, completely change your punctuation style: "...
Violet Histrionic Meetinghouse Psychic
  10/18/05
Hahahaha!
vivacious deranged rigor hall
  10/18/05
180
fuchsia toilet seat useless brakes
  10/18/05
180
Motley bawdyhouse
  10/18/05
TITCR. I used to pull this all the time.
Pearly fear-inspiring resort
  10/18/05
Dude this is a great idea
exhilarant peach pisswyrm
  10/18/05
"you know, a d20 isn't optimal for modeling real human ...
vigorous base athletic conference
  10/18/05
Critical hit! Pensive is... PWNED!
swashbuckling godawful abode ratface
  10/18/05
This is as painful as a Bush press conference
exhilarant peach pisswyrm
  10/18/05
STAND HER UP FOR DINNER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Opaque mood
  10/18/05
Reread the message, she's not coming
startling doctorate
  10/18/05
It's hard to reject someone who has already rejected you, an...
swashbuckling godawful abode ratface
  10/18/05
No time to philosophize. He's got a chicken to choke.
startling doctorate
  10/18/05
my bad.
Opaque mood
  10/18/05
I think the OP (if real, and not the Internet Badass etc.) i...
slimy party of the first part
  10/18/05
Why? I agree that he's pretty lacking, but I'm curious as to...
swashbuckling godawful abode ratface
  10/18/05
Much too impersonal, easier for rejection, face to face shes...
Insanely creepy dun rigpig sanctuary
  10/18/05
I'd agree with this.
swashbuckling godawful abode ratface
  10/18/05
but a rejection on AIM is better than IRL
Motley bawdyhouse
  10/18/05
yeah thats the tradeoff, either way its hard to stomach. Yo...
Insanely creepy dun rigpig sanctuary
  10/18/05
I don't think he made a single correct decision at any point...
slimy party of the first part
  10/18/05
Certainly the fastest non spam thread to reach 200, ever.
ruby balding dog poop
  10/18/05
it's a brilliant thread.
Pearly fear-inspiring resort
  10/18/05
me: okay [after about a minute] her: i feel bad now ...
confused fishy orchestra pit
  10/18/05
*bell tolls*
fuchsia toilet seat useless brakes
  10/18/05
FLAME you fucking little spineless shiteating twig
Motley bawdyhouse
  10/18/05
weak. give us her sn. it's over for you, but i've still go...
vigorous base athletic conference
  10/18/05
pwn3d. you should have played it off wise ass: "O...
ruby balding dog poop
  10/18/05
Man, I'm telling you, you have to give us her sn so we can e...
comical crimson personal credit line
  10/18/05
Ignore her tomorrow, and thereafter. Probably, she'll forget...
swashbuckling godawful abode ratface
  10/18/05
here endeth the lesson
slimy party of the first part
  10/18/05
I had the perfect come back man, save this thread and learn ...
Insanely creepy dun rigpig sanctuary
  10/18/05
2 "man"s in one sentence. You must really mean it.
startling doctorate
  10/18/05
Yeah man.
Insanely creepy dun rigpig sanctuary
  10/18/05
Oh, one other thing. "It's fine" is a terrible res...
swashbuckling godawful abode ratface
  10/18/05
Solid advice.
exhilarant peach pisswyrm
  10/18/05
YAY OR NAY: GIANT SHOULD GIVE US HER SCREEN NAME. COME ON I...
comical crimson personal credit line
  10/18/05
YAY
Transparent cocky coldplay fan theatre
  10/18/05
yay
big-titted forum
  10/18/05
FUCK YEAH "YAY"
startling doctorate
  10/18/05
I SENSE A GANGBANG IS IMMINENT
startling doctorate
  10/18/05
Fantastic performance in this thread. 178
exhilarant peach pisswyrm
  10/18/05
YAY
vigorous base athletic conference
  10/18/05
yay
slimy party of the first part
  10/18/05
I HATE TO SAY IT, BUT YOU GOT TOO GREEDY. YOU THOUGHT YOU ...
startling doctorate
  10/18/05
THIS IS WHY HE NEEDS TO PWN HER BY GIVING US HER SN. IT IS ...
vigorous base athletic conference
  10/18/05
GANGBANG GANGBANG GANGBANG
startling doctorate
  10/18/05
Yeah you cant schedule first dates on the weekend, shes not ...
Insanely creepy dun rigpig sanctuary
  10/18/05
ENJOY AWKWARD MOMENTS THE REST OF THE TIME YOU SEE HER! PWNE...
disgusting flickering home
  10/18/05
YOU MISSPELLED
startling doctorate
  10/18/05
this is the credited response, for the thread as a whole.
slimy party of the first part
  10/18/05
Wow, I've never seen someone have their sac surgically remov...
Violet Histrionic Meetinghouse Psychic
  10/18/05
the thing is this guy swallowed it consensually and enjoyed ...
Motley bawdyhouse
  10/18/05
I writhing on the floor in laughter, this thread must be fla...
Insanely creepy dun rigpig sanctuary
  10/18/05
Does the fact that she is a vegan make that pwnage even grea...
disgusting flickering home
  10/18/05
Classic.
shimmering garrison
  10/18/05
here's where you say 'you said yes, no takebacks!' it'll get...
fuchsia toilet seat useless brakes
  10/18/05
I'm sorry, Giant. This was sad. Edit: Then again, who ...
Hot chrome mad cow disease
  10/18/05
He could still save it: "PSYCHE! Man I totally got y...
Violet Histrionic Meetinghouse Psychic
  10/18/05
Nah. That would've been too obvious. I think he went in too ...
Hot chrome mad cow disease
  10/18/05
Yeah, you can't go one color level higher on the interest sp...
swashbuckling godawful abode ratface
  10/18/05
I don't think anyone actually advised him to ask her out to ...
vigorous base athletic conference
  10/18/05
I don't think this is real, but just in case: THIS IS WHA...
Transparent cocky coldplay fan theatre
  10/18/05
he was doing fine until he started picking the bitch respons...
vigorous base athletic conference
  10/18/05
Thanks for the help, as ill-fated as it was. Obviously I'm n...
confused fishy orchestra pit
  10/18/05
Christ
fragrant frozen macaca
  10/18/05
Ugh, I take back my above post. We did you a favor.
Transparent cocky coldplay fan theatre
  10/18/05
WTF? I hit on THAT by proxy? I've never felt so dirty. I'm g...
Violet Histrionic Meetinghouse Psychic
  10/18/05
Someone rehost this on imageshack! My work blocks facebook
exhilarant peach pisswyrm
  10/18/05
Maybe someone did this already, but http://img86.imagesha...
Mint Sweet Tailpipe
  10/18/05
Thanks
exhilarant peach pisswyrm
  10/19/05
This just shows that democracy = TTT. she's not that hot
disgusting flickering home
  10/18/05
oh come on, shes probably prettier and definitely skinnier t...
ruby balding dog poop
  10/18/05
Well, like I said...it's not the greatest shot. When her mou...
confused fishy orchestra pit
  10/18/05
Yeah, the people here can't see beyond the picture. The fac...
vivacious deranged rigor hall
  10/18/05
Flame. PLEASEEEE tell me it's flame!
Hot chrome mad cow disease
  10/18/05
yeah, now i really hope it's flame it's like watching 2 ...
fuchsia toilet seat useless brakes
  10/18/05
She's decent.
vivacious deranged rigor hall
  10/18/05
Would a 'quality' woman have that as her facebook pic?
disgusting flickering home
  10/18/05
Perhaps.
vivacious deranged rigor hall
  10/18/05
Unlike most whores who spend too much time on the internets,...
exhilarant peach pisswyrm
  10/18/05
jesus. she looks like my fucking moniker.
vigorous base athletic conference
  10/18/05
she's better than 90% of the plastic sorostitutes in the RAT...
Pearly fear-inspiring resort
  10/18/05
in real life she's probably decent.
vigorous base athletic conference
  10/18/05
She types fairly well for a retarded chick.
vibrant trailer park generalized bond
  10/19/05
Send her this picture in an email: http://img321.imagesha...
Ungodly Site Round Eye
  10/18/05
She's cute!
splenetic khaki digit ratio
  10/18/05
That's a way to reverse a rejection.
swashbuckling godawful abode ratface
  10/18/05
300 posts... wow.
ruby balding dog poop
  10/18/05
I was just thinkg about how this has to be a record time for...
Transparent cocky coldplay fan theatre
  10/18/05
I am very much like to make the date with you at the Sizzler...
angry half-breed cuck
  10/18/05
Minor inconsequential update: The away message she just p...
confused fishy orchestra pit
  10/18/05
180^180^180
disgusting flickering home
  10/18/05
What a slut. Seriously, do you want a girl who uses the ...
swashbuckling godawful abode ratface
  10/18/05
What kind of TTT hangs out with someone named "Kara&quo...
disgusting flickering home
  10/18/05
Here's the translation: "with kara, chillin with the...
exhilarant peach pisswyrm
  10/18/05
Truly great
startling doctorate
  10/18/05
She is clearly begging for you to call the cell... DO IT!
Pearly fear-inspiring resort
  10/18/05
He has about a 4% chance at a save if he leaves a message li...
swashbuckling godawful abode ratface
  10/18/05
yeah passive-aggressiveness works real well with the ladies....
aromatic bipolar black woman
  10/18/05
That's callousness, but not passive-aggressiveness, at least...
swashbuckling godawful abode ratface
  10/18/05
callousness is hard to initiate. Callousness would be her I...
aromatic bipolar black woman
  10/18/05
you were too incongruent, she can sense it. You can't start...
aromatic bipolar black woman
  10/18/05
Asking about the friend after getting shot down is a sure wa...
swashbuckling godawful abode ratface
  10/18/05
nobody was actually trying to help this guy out.
Pearly fear-inspiring resort
  10/18/05
the one-liners were good, it got her interested. Things wou...
aromatic bipolar black woman
  10/18/05
You're not seriously asking about the friend, it's just an a...
aromatic bipolar black woman
  10/18/05
GO TO ROOM 409 NOW!!!!!!!! WITH FLOWERS AND JAGERMEISTER!!!...
Opaque mood
  10/18/05
Thank you for posting this. Watching you flop has helped me ...
swashbuckling godawful abode ratface
  10/18/05
titcr. I bet she tells all her 409 boys what an AFC Giant w...
Insanely creepy dun rigpig sanctuary
  10/18/05
Concur
exhilarant peach pisswyrm
  10/18/05
pensive is absolutely right, you have to take baby steps. No...
big-titted forum
  10/18/05
168. 180 for the concept, but it went on too long.
swashbuckling godawful abode ratface
  10/18/05
Ah well, back to the drawing board. And by drawing board I m...
big-titted forum
  10/18/05
it never occured to me that Julian might be DungeonmasTTTer ...
slimy party of the first part
  03/22/07
This is probably something obvious, but what's "AFC&quo...
confused fishy orchestra pit
  10/18/05
Average Frustrated chump = person with no game, does not get...
Insanely creepy dun rigpig sanctuary
  10/18/05
Average Frustrated Chump
swashbuckling godawful abode ratface
  10/18/05
for christ's sake, try sleeping with a woman before you post...
fuchsia toilet seat useless brakes
  10/18/05
TITCR
overrated naked theater
  10/19/05
Seriously, this was great flame. 300+ posts? 180.
lascivious house gaping
  10/18/05
Probably the first thread I'd consider sending to my friends...
multi-colored tan property foreskin
  10/18/05
Yeah this one was classic. Reminds me of when I started post...
exhilarant peach pisswyrm
  10/18/05
the museum part was fine, it all went downhill with this one...
aromatic bipolar black woman
  10/18/05
I still don't understand the fucking museum line. That one w...
exhilarant peach pisswyrm
  10/18/05
he should have included the second part. But it could have ...
aromatic bipolar black woman
  10/18/05
Yeah, like I said earlier, he really shouldn't have been so ...
exhilarant peach pisswyrm
  10/18/05
he got cocky, it'd be like having Cyrano whisper advice in y...
aromatic bipolar black woman
  10/18/05
I HAVE A FUCKING URGENT MSG TOO BITCHES, YOU KNOW WHAT THAT ...
Erotic station
  10/19/05
EVERYONE on this thread is a pathetic loser. I can't believe...
Beady-eyed Stead
  10/19/05
Right, so there was finally an entertaining thread around he...
overrated naked theater
  10/19/05
Haha. 174's name is in every 3rd thread and pensive's questi...
Beady-eyed Stead
  10/19/05
Its not nonsense. You homos take up way too much of the boar...
overrated naked theater
  10/19/05
"You add nothing to the board. You people take up too m...
Beady-eyed Stead
  10/19/05
This was actually funny.
overrated naked theater
  10/19/05
"Especially you, Chauncey, you add absolutely nothing.&...
curious location
  10/19/05
The only thing left to do is e-mail her this thread's link.
marvelous hissy fit
  10/19/05
That would ruin his life. Word would get out.
swashbuckling godawful abode ratface
  10/19/05
still funny
slimy party of the first part
  10/19/05
...
slimy party of the first part
  10/25/05
bump.
Sick University Mother
  11/15/05
i just took a solid half hour and read this thread from begi...
glittery native gunner
  11/15/05
...
slimy party of the first part
  12/07/05
A classic. Part of XO's cultural heritage.
exhilarant peach pisswyrm
  12/07/05
The best part of this thread is not knowing for sure if this...
Cerebral Pearl Old Irish Cottage Tank
  12/21/05
...
slimy party of the first part
  02/06/06
he had her then lost her because he started being a pussy (s...
unholy locus pocket flask
  02/06/06
How is it that you people are so easily fooled? This is obv...
crawly brunch
  02/06/06
Was this Brian Wilson of the Beach Boys?
sickened floppy sound barrier cumskin
  02/06/06
bump ....which is better? same flamer?
Soul-stirring national
  03/20/06
Never forget.
Bat shit crazy heaven tattoo
  05/17/06
...
slimy party of the first part
  10/30/06
I just read this thread. Wow. This is an XO classic. I laugh...
razzle-dazzle pit
  10/30/06
GANGBANG
slimy party of the first part
  03/22/07
amusing
Thriller cuckoldry address
  04/27/08
all of this has happened before and all of this will happen ...
slimy party of the first part
  04/27/08


Poast new message in this thread





Date: October 18th, 2005 8:41 PM
Author: confused fishy orchestra pit

This girl I have a huge crush on just came online. I'm about to message her and try to show her what a witty and smart guy I am so maybe she'll take interest in me. I'm pretty fucking inept with girls so I'm bound to fuck this up on my own. I'll start posting this stuff in real-time. Under the post, tell me what I should respond with. Okay?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080025)





Date: October 18th, 2005 8:42 PM
Author: Sick University Mother

go

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080036)





Date: October 18th, 2005 8:43 PM
Author: Electric garnet gay wizard son of senegal

Go for it. I'll do what I can.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080040)





Date: October 19th, 2005 2:52 AM
Author: concupiscible flatulent partner faggot firefighter

This is obviously :D

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4083196)





Date: October 19th, 2005 11:52 AM
Author: swashbuckling godawful abode ratface

I doubt this highly. :D has better game.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4084019)





Date: October 18th, 2005 8:43 PM
Author: confused fishy orchestra pit
Subject: Here we go...

me: hey, what's up?

her: not much. just got back from dinner. u?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080041)





Date: October 18th, 2005 8:44 PM
Author: Pearly fear-inspiring resort

not much. just got front from dinner! LOL!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080057)





Date: October 18th, 2005 8:44 PM
Author: Electric garnet gay wizard son of senegal

Sometimes I wish I could hunt my own dinners. You know, just stroll into the wilderness with nothing but my shotgun and my bravado (lol!) and live off the land.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080061)





Date: October 18th, 2005 8:45 PM
Author: self-absorbed smoky whorehouse idea he suggested

This is good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080068)





Date: October 18th, 2005 8:47 PM
Author: Electric garnet gay wizard son of senegal

Hey, you're back! Haven't seen you posting much lately. How's stuff?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080097)





Date: October 18th, 2005 8:51 PM
Author: self-absorbed smoky whorehouse idea he suggested

Stuff is good. 2L life is pretty laid back (until finals roll around, I suppose).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080125)





Date: October 18th, 2005 8:53 PM
Author: Electric garnet gay wizard son of senegal

Awesome. I always thought you were one of the better posters.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080149)





Date: October 18th, 2005 8:54 PM
Author: self-absorbed smoky whorehouse idea he suggested

Why thank you Petro! The feeling's mutual.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080162)





Date: October 18th, 2005 8:45 PM
Author: Insanely creepy dun rigpig sanctuary

Lol you wouldnt say this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080070)





Date: October 18th, 2005 8:44 PM
Author: excitant filthpig public bath

do you realize how long this is going to take? you cant have 30 second pauses in between replies.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080054)





Date: October 18th, 2005 8:45 PM
Author: self-absorbed smoky whorehouse idea he suggested

Yes he can.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080073)





Date: October 18th, 2005 8:45 PM
Author: Violet Histrionic Meetinghouse Psychic

Lol he is gonna cherry pick responses from 15 different schticks and come off as schizophrenic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080077)





Date: October 18th, 2005 8:46 PM
Author: Sick University Mother

yasfrat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080083)





Date: October 18th, 2005 8:47 PM
Author: confused fishy orchestra pit

me: Sometimes I wish I could hunt my own dinners. You know, just stroll into the wilderness with nothing but my shotgun and my bravado (lol!) and live off the land.

[thanks petro]

her: lol

her: um...okay

her: you don't actually hunt do you?

her: because i'm actually a vegan...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080094)





Date: October 18th, 2005 8:48 PM
Author: Hot chrome mad cow disease

LOL!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080099)





Date: October 18th, 2005 8:48 PM
Author: Pearly fear-inspiring resort

you should have used mine. you're screwed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080102)





Date: October 18th, 2005 8:49 PM
Author: Violet Histrionic Meetinghouse Psychic

Many a legume and tuberoot would fall prey to my shovel!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080105)





Date: October 18th, 2005 8:50 PM
Author: odious yapping pervert

funny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080113)





Date: October 18th, 2005 8:51 PM
Author: Violet Histrionic Meetinghouse Psychic

My strength as a human is quips and witty remarks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080132)





Date: October 18th, 2005 8:52 PM
Author: odious yapping pervert

I envy you that strength.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080142)





Date: October 18th, 2005 8:54 PM
Author: Violet Histrionic Meetinghouse Psychic

I charge out by the line in case you ever need some online assistance. This is purely pro-bono right now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080166)





Date: October 18th, 2005 8:55 PM
Author: odious yapping pervert

I'd like to set something up for real life--like, I could wear a secret headset and you could tell me what to say through a walkie talkie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080178)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:14 PM
Author: Violet Histrionic Meetinghouse Psychic

Believe it or not, I have done something very similar to this for a friend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080348)





Date: October 18th, 2005 10:10 PM
Author: odious yapping pervert

this, my firend, is the stuff that 80's movies are made of.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080905)





Date: October 18th, 2005 8:49 PM
Author: Sick University Mother

vegan = get out now. She'll take over your life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080109)





Date: October 18th, 2005 8:49 PM
Author: slimy party of the first part

you might as well go ahead and sign off - you're dead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080112)





Date: October 18th, 2005 8:50 PM
Author: Electric garnet gay wizard son of senegal

Veganism is a shifty doctrine under which a man accepts the benefits of the social group without being willing to eat its fruits--and claims a halo for his dishonesty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080116)





Date: October 18th, 2005 8:51 PM
Author: slimy party of the first part

definitely go with this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080124)





Date: October 18th, 2005 8:51 PM
Author: vivacious deranged rigor hall

She'll only get mad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080131)





Date: October 18th, 2005 8:51 PM
Author: confused fishy orchestra pit

me: Many a legume and tuberoot would fall prey to my shovel!

[thanks psychologist]

her: lol

her: you're an odd one

her: i think someone started the drinking a little early tonight ;)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080127)





Date: October 18th, 2005 8:52 PM
Author: Stirring idiot kitty cat

And I sing amid despair and isolation

Of the chance to know you, to sing of me

Which are you. You see,

You hold me up to the light in a way

I should never have expected, or suspected, perhaps



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080134)





Date: October 18th, 2005 8:52 PM
Author: vivacious deranged rigor hall

NO, YOU'RE THE ONE DRINKING TONIGHT YOU STUPID CUNT WHORE ROTTEN FUCKSLIT!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080139)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:34 PM
Author: exhilarant peach pisswyrm

Credited. I would also add the word "Meathole" somewhere in there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080553)





Date: February 6th, 2006 7:36 PM
Author: Mind-boggling nursing home

LOL



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#5013021)





Date: October 18th, 2005 8:52 PM
Author: Violet Histrionic Meetinghouse Psychic

I generally need to loosen up before I attempt to talk to attractive women. This way I don't recognize when I sound like an idiot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080141)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:10 PM
Author: Opaque mood

good one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080315)





Date: October 18th, 2005 8:52 PM
Author: Electric garnet gay wizard son of senegal

Drinking? Nah, that's played-out. More like crystal meth + a jar of huffin' glue!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080143)





Date: October 18th, 2005 8:53 PM
Author: disgusting flickering home

You talk to guys who drink alone, at 8pm on a tuesday, at their computer? You must have low standards, will you go out with me sometime?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080147)





Date: October 18th, 2005 8:53 PM
Author: Insanely creepy dun rigpig sanctuary

good one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080156)





Date: October 18th, 2005 8:54 PM
Author: Violet Histrionic Meetinghouse Psychic

Well crafted, I might even like this more than mine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080159)





Date: October 18th, 2005 8:54 PM
Author: slimy party of the first part

with his track record so far, I half expect him to use this one next

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080170)





Date: October 18th, 2005 8:53 PM
Author: slimy party of the first part

congratulations, you're now the eccentric but harmless guy to her

they get laid _all_ the time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080152)





Date: October 18th, 2005 8:55 PM
Author: Onyx titillating ticket booth

That's sarcasm, right? Or I would't be a virgin.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080179)





Date: October 18th, 2005 8:56 PM
Author: slimy party of the first part

I have been known to wield the sarcasm now and again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080186)





Date: October 18th, 2005 8:53 PM
Author: Onyx titillating ticket booth

I think it's pretty tough if not impossible to *make* a girl like you.

It has to be something that she sees in you not necessarily what you do. so just be yourself, and if she likes that, then good for you.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080153)





Date: October 18th, 2005 8:53 PM
Author: Stirring idiot kitty cat

would you beat it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080158)





Date: October 18th, 2005 8:56 PM
Author: Onyx titillating ticket booth

what do you mean ?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080189)





Date: October 18th, 2005 8:54 PM
Author: Insanely creepy dun rigpig sanctuary

There is no fun in truth, but nonetheless well spoken.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080171)





Date: October 18th, 2005 8:55 PM
Author: Wine parlor

Do not do this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080172)





Date: October 18th, 2005 8:55 PM
Author: confused fishy orchestra pit

me: i generally need to loosen up before i attempt to talk to attractive women. this way i don't recognize when i sound like an idiot.

[thanks again psychologist]

her: aw, thanks. you're sweet

her: and don't worry. you're doing fine on the idiocy front so far! lol

her: so do you have any big plans for this weekend?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080181)





Date: October 18th, 2005 8:57 PM
Author: self-absorbed smoky whorehouse idea he suggested

Ask her out now. Do it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080193)





Date: October 18th, 2005 8:58 PM
Author: slimy party of the first part

yeah, I think this is the moment

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080208)





Date: October 18th, 2005 8:57 PM
Author: Sick University Mother

YOU: yes, actually I am attending the Monster Truck Show at the [insert stadium name here].

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080194)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:38 PM
Author: exhilarant peach pisswyrm

Good one. WWE also works here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080597)





Date: October 18th, 2005 8:57 PM
Author: vivacious deranged rigor hall

You should standardize your capitalization. Either go with standard capitalization or all lower caps; that way your responses don't look so schizophrenic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080195)





Date: October 18th, 2005 8:57 PM
Author: Violet Histrionic Meetinghouse Psychic

(Well, do you, I'm not going to craft your life for you)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080197)





Date: October 18th, 2005 8:57 PM
Author: Electric garnet gay wizard son of senegal

My plans are only as good as museum security... daddy's gotta make a living, you know?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080201)





Date: October 18th, 2005 8:58 PM
Author: Violet Histrionic Meetinghouse Psychic

Front half is great, back half is a bit weak.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080211)





Date: October 18th, 2005 8:59 PM
Author: Electric garnet gay wizard son of senegal

True. He should truncate it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080222)





Date: October 18th, 2005 8:58 PM
Author: disgusting flickering home

DO NOT CALL HER ATTRACTIVE YOU FUCKING FAGGOT, YOU ARE PUTTING HER ON A PEDESTAL SHE DIDN'T EARN



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080205)





Date: October 18th, 2005 8:59 PM
Author: slimy party of the first part

generally correct, although I think it bought him a temporary reprieve from the crash and burn that was underway previously - can't overdo it though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080217)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:00 PM
Author: Insanely creepy dun rigpig sanctuary

True. I dont think he has enough game to carry further he will end up being an AFC, average frustrated chump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080228)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:02 PM
Author: Onyx titillating ticket booth

I bought my AFC bumpersticker yesterday.

:-(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080243)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:05 PM
Author: Insanely creepy dun rigpig sanctuary

Lol. Nice quote "whether beauty be found in mathematics or a flower"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080266)





Date: October 18th, 2005 8:59 PM
Author: Insanely creepy dun rigpig sanctuary

Yeah very supplicating.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080221)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:39 PM
Author: exhilarant peach pisswyrm

Haha, you crack me up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080609)





Date: October 18th, 2005 8:58 PM
Author: Supple bronze temple nibblets

OH MY DEBBIE!!!!!! I want to fart in tupperware and save it for you!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080207)





Date: October 18th, 2005 8:59 PM
Author: Sick University Mother

167.

havent seen you around lately.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080216)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:02 PM
Author: Transparent cocky coldplay fan theatre

What's the newest development?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080241)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:03 PM
Author: vivacious deranged rigor hall

I'm going to assume he got shut down pretty bad. He made some stupid choices, especially that shovel comment. Stop trying to be cute, you stupid fucker.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080250)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:06 PM
Author: self-absorbed smoky whorehouse idea he suggested

the shovel comment was pure gold.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080275)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:03 PM
Author: confused fishy orchestra pit

me: my plans are only as good as museum security

her: you lost me on that one

me: nevermind

me: but yeah, i have big plans

me: friday night. you and me

me: what do you say?

her: um...

her: are you serious?

me: when have i ever not been?

her: yeah

her: well, okay. why not

her: but first you have to tell me what these "big plans" are that you have in mind for us

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080249)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:04 PM
Author: disgusting flickering home

that's for later ;)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080255)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:08 PM
Author: slimy party of the first part

this sounds correct but I don't think it fits well w/ the persona he's built up so far - right now she's thinking that on the off chance that there's really something to a guy that sounds this schizo, it's worth at least one date to find out - this comment reveals all that for the bullshit it really is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080294)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:04 PM
Author: vivacious deranged rigor hall

i come over, i slip my penis into you, release my seed, and leave. sound good?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080256)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:04 PM
Author: self-absorbed smoky whorehouse idea he suggested

Have you ever heard the phrase "menage a three"?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080259)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:04 PM
Author: Transparent cocky coldplay fan theatre

They involve three clowns, a llama, and a kickball.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080260)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:05 PM
Author: Onyx titillating ticket booth

hmmm...that doesn't sound very good.

This is coming from a guy with even less "game" than you have, so...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080261)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:06 PM
Author: Transparent cocky coldplay fan theatre

Yes, you are very correct. She thinks he's weird now. I don't know why he did this, and actually used peoples responses. He is fucked (or rather...not fucked)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080272)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:07 PM
Author: Pearly fear-inspiring resort

This girl is a vegan. I'm sure she's into weird guys.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080279)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:41 PM
Author: exhilarant peach pisswyrm

If it's any consolation, he'd have blown the date anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080632)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:08 PM
Author: Violet Histrionic Meetinghouse Psychic

How well do you know this girl?

If not so well:

How about something simple? There's a good coffee place at [Insert Name]... **only use this if she is a psuedo-intellectual type and you can hold a decent conversation without assistance for an hour or two**

Are you any good at dancing? There's a great club [insert here]... **this is if she is sort or sorority-ish**

Let go with an old stand-by dinner and a movie/show/play

I like coffee for a first date. It lends itself to lasting 25 minutes for 4 hours.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080296)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:06 PM
Author: confused fishy orchestra pit

me: that's for later ;)

her: uh oh

me: i'm just kidding

her: oh, darn. lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080274)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:07 PM
Author: self-absorbed smoky whorehouse idea he suggested

You're using dee's lines? Now you're fucked...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080282)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:07 PM
Author: vivacious deranged rigor hall

Not necessarily.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080288)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:07 PM
Author: Transparent cocky coldplay fan theatre

Wow, a good response from her.

Well...you better think of something to do quick if you haven't yet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080290)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:08 PM
Author: disgusting flickering home

do you have a pic? send

(post the pic for us)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080298)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:10 PM
Author: slimy party of the first part

good call

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080314)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:09 PM
Author: Insanely creepy dun rigpig sanctuary

I really cant believe this is working.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080302)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:09 PM
Author: excitant filthpig public bath

you and me both

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080308)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:10 PM
Author: slimy party of the first part

yeah, I'm a little curious about this girl now - she, uh, hasn't been particularly impressive so far

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080310)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:11 PM
Author: shimmering garrison

from what I have seen, I want to glass boat her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080325)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:11 PM
Author: vivacious deranged rigor hall

I think it's working despite his IMing, not because of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080320)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:12 PM
Author: Transparent cocky coldplay fan theatre

Must be the case...or else she is as desperate and ugly as he is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080335)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:11 PM
Author: Onyx titillating ticket booth

Neither can I. This is usually the textbook method of creeping out girls.

Maybe she really is a weirdo or just dumb.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080323)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:09 PM
Author: startling doctorate

WHY DON'T YOU JUST LINK HER UP TO THIS SITE AND WE CAN ALL GANGBANG HER?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080303)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:42 PM
Author: exhilarant peach pisswyrm

175

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080652)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:11 PM
Author: Insanely creepy dun rigpig sanctuary

In this situation if coffee date the best choice. Movie they are side by side not talking for two hours, and dinner can be long and awkward.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080327)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:12 PM
Author: startling doctorate

GANGBANG > COFFEE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080334)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:13 PM
Author: Violet Histrionic Meetinghouse Psychic

Your analysis is absolute correct. Coffee works really well. Dinner and a movie is ideal for people who already know eachother well enough that spontaneous mid-movie makeout is feasible/likely.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080341)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:13 PM
Author: Transparent cocky coldplay fan theatre

Yeah, I'd have to go with a nice coffee house thing. Make it at like 8 or so. After dinner, but before the night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080346)





Date: May 18th, 2006 12:10 AM
Author: Charismatic regret indian lodge

coffe and movie is best option. he can make a move in the theater.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#5805908)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:12 PM
Author: fuchsia toilet seat useless brakes

obvious flame, but this thread is comedy gold

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080333)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:13 PM
Author: startling doctorate

GANGBANG > both COMEDY and GOLD

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080336)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:16 PM
Author: vivacious deranged rigor hall

169

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080365)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:13 PM
Author: Insanely creepy dun rigpig sanctuary

true it is comedy, but maybe its not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080340)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:15 PM
Author: Violet Histrionic Meetinghouse Psychic

If he doesnt post any more Im going to feel so used.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080359)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:15 PM
Author: startling doctorate

Imagined how used she would feel IF WE ALL GANGBANGED HER?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080362)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:16 PM
Author: slimy party of the first part

I bet she shot him down at the end

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080371)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:15 PM
Author: confused fishy orchestra pit

her: are you talking to a lot of people or something?

me: why?

her: you're just taking a really long time to reply

me: oh sorry. say the word and they're gone

me: you get top priority here

her: it's fine

her: i was just curious

me: but seriously...

me: how about dinner at _____

me: and then we can just play it by ear from there?

her: okay

her: i guess that's alright

her: but it has to be kinda early though

her: my friend's having a party at his apt later that night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080363)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:16 PM
Author: Opaque mood

PWN3D!!!!!!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080372)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:18 PM
Author: excitant filthpig public bath

ditto

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080387)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:16 PM
Author: startling doctorate

"HIS apartment" sounds like a GANGBANG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080373)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:17 PM
Author: fuchsia toilet seat useless brakes

the two posts above didn't do it, but this one made me laugh out loud

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080379)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:17 PM
Author: vivacious deranged rigor hall

I rate your overall performance in this thread 170.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080381)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:43 PM
Author: exhilarant peach pisswyrm

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080667)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:17 PM
Author: Opaque mood

Say, "I can't wait to meet all your friends at the party!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080378)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:21 PM
Author: Onyx titillating ticket booth

Edit:

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080413)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:17 PM
Author: disgusting flickering home

we can show up fashionably late, people will wait

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080380)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:19 PM
Author: slimy party of the first part

I definitely like this version of "implying we're going to the party together" better than the one right above

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080399)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:17 PM
Author: Onyx titillating ticket booth

you're screwed. she mentioned the friend to give you a hint that she's not really interested in you.

Hope this helps

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080382)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:18 PM
Author: vivacious deranged rigor hall

You have such a negative interpretation of everything. STFU.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080391)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:22 PM
Author: Onyx titillating ticket booth

Edit:

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080430)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:17 PM
Author: Insanely creepy dun rigpig sanctuary

Do the dinner a little later, go to friends house get her drunk, then get laid?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080383)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:20 PM
Author: slimy party of the first part

the way this girl keeps giving him extra chances, this is not outside the realm of possibility

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080409)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:17 PM
Author: slimy party of the first part

SHE KNOWS

also, she would have invited you along to the party if you had any real chance here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080384)





Date: May 18th, 2006 12:12 AM
Author: Charismatic regret indian lodge

titcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#5805920)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:18 PM
Author: Violet Histrionic Meetinghouse Psychic

Wow, she really doesn't want this date. Switch it to coffee. That way neither of you are tied up waiting for the check.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080390)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:19 PM
Author: Insanely creepy dun rigpig sanctuary

Depending on how coffee goes, go to party or just cut losses?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080404)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:21 PM
Author: startling doctorate

By "cut losses" are you referring to "masturbation?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080418)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:21 PM
Author: Violet Histrionic Meetinghouse Psychic

He goes into coffee with the intention of earning an invitation. "Hey would you like to come to my friend's party with me?" He gets that and he's golden. If not, then not.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080423)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:22 PM
Author: Insanely creepy dun rigpig sanctuary

Exactly. He cant ask to go, if he does then he has lost any chance at success.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080426)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:19 PM
Author: glassy newt faggotry

it was going well until he pulled out the museum line. strategic miscalculation. it was downhill after that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080405)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:20 PM
Author: Violet Histrionic Meetinghouse Psychic

Yup, second he stopped using my lines it was all downhill.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080411)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:21 PM
Author: disgusting flickering home

no, you faggot you unecessarily called her attractive which gave up all of his power

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080419)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:23 PM
Author: Violet Histrionic Meetinghouse Psychic

:D, My sexual experience >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> yours.

Please scroll to the right for full message.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080433)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:23 PM
Author: disgusting flickering home

quit scrolling the thread you fucking loser

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080443)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:25 PM
Author: Violet Histrionic Meetinghouse Psychic

Consensus is on my side. As well as looks, style, and size of bawllz.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080460)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:27 PM
Author: glassy newt faggotry

downhill like mike tyson after he fired kevin rooney for don king. bad move.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080476)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:21 PM
Author: Opaque mood

Agreed. He jumped the shark at that point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080415)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:21 PM
Author: slimy party of the first part

yeah, that was the key juncture

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080420)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:22 PM
Author: fuchsia toilet seat useless brakes

uh, i think the key juncture can be found in the OP...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080428)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:24 PM
Author: slimy party of the first part

haha, very true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080451)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:19 PM
Author: Pearly fear-inspiring resort

dude, she's majorly into you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080402)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:20 PM
Author: Opaque mood

nice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080407)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:22 PM
Author: confused fishy orchestra pit

[going with :D again]

me: we can show up fashionably late, i'm sure it won't be a huge tragedy if we're not there from the beginning

her: do you know [guy who's throwing the party]?

me: nope

her: i mean, i'm not trying to be a bitch or anything

her: but i don't know if he'd be cool with extra people coming to his apt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080432)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:23 PM
Author: vivacious deranged rigor hall

PWNED!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080437)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:23 PM
Author: glassy newt faggotry

you just got left out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080438)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:24 PM
Author: startling doctorate

left out of THE GANGBANG.

How much of an idiot do you have to be to get left out of a GANGBANG!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080452)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:23 PM
Author: startling doctorate

hahahaahahaahahaah



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080440)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:23 PM
Author: Pearly fear-inspiring resort

beautiful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080441)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:23 PM
Author: fuchsia toilet seat useless brakes

MAN OVERBOARD

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080442)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:24 PM
Author: slimy party of the first part

it's over

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080448)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:24 PM
Author: disgusting flickering home

GAME OVER

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080450)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:24 PM
Author: comical crimson personal credit line

OUCH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080455)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:25 PM
Author: Transparent cocky coldplay fan theatre

Tell her to fuck off. You be the one to reject her!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080456)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:25 PM
Author: Motley bawdyhouse

that's what you get for listening to the virgins on this board for flirting advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080462)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:25 PM
Author: comical crimson personal credit line

What's her screen name?

Let's all start talking to her. ACT DUMB like you have no idea why.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080463)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:26 PM
Author: startling doctorate

This is what I've been calling for for the past 20 mins

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080470)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:26 PM
Author: fuchsia toilet seat useless brakes

170

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080474)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:25 PM
Author: Pearly fear-inspiring resort

"well, it's up to you... if he wouldn't be cool with it, we could head elsewhere."

just keep playing dumb.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080465)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:25 PM
Author: abusive spot keepsake machete

"i'm sure he'll be too drunk to notice"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080467)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:26 PM
Author: Violet Histrionic Meetinghouse Psychic

I want to call :D an idiot for suggesting it, but he was obviously being sarcastic, so you're just an idiot for using it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080475)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:27 PM
Author: disgusting flickering home

duh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080478)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:28 PM
Author: Violet Histrionic Meetinghouse Psychic

As much as it pains me, I need to give you a 180 for getting a person to massively pwn himself. You, sir, are a true man of art.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080488)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:29 PM
Author: Insanely creepy dun rigpig sanctuary

seconded.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080494)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:28 PM
Author: vivacious deranged rigor hall

Yeah. The smart move would've been to let it slide, and hopefully impress her on the date so much she'd be inclined to skip the party or invite him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080485)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:27 PM
Author: comical crimson personal credit line

"By the time I'm through with you, you'll be too tired for the party anyway"

SAY IT you have nothing to lose.

You can always pull a "just kidding it's cool" if she takes it bad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080479)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:27 PM
Author: Insanely creepy dun rigpig sanctuary

I told you, you lost you cant assume youre going to the party unless she invites. Crash and burn. You are now an AFC, average frustrated chump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080480)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:27 PM
Author: Opaque mood

If you want to fuck between dinner and his party, that's cool too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080481)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:29 PM
Author: vivacious deranged rigor hall

SAY THIS.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080490)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:29 PM
Author: startling doctorate

SECONDED

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080498)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:28 PM
Author: ruby balding dog poop

FLAME

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080487)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:30 PM
Author: Onyx titillating ticket booth

Obviously, but as we have learned from past experience, people like to play along anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080501)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:30 PM
Author: Motley bawdyhouse

give us her SN, she'll be impressed you have so many fucking friends

girls like it when they're center of attention

and if she thinks we're fucking around with her, she'll think you're an asso, in which case you can rip the wrap off the condom now

so give us her SN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080507)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:29 PM
Author: confused fishy orchestra pit

me: that's cool. don't worry about it

me: you're still up for dinner, though, right?

me: i mean, you'll be eating at some point...

me: so it might as well be with me :)

her: maybe

her: sorry. nothing against you, but i probably jumped the gun before

her: i just know he'll be expecting me there and i was going to go with some friends anyway

her: so dinner might not be the best idea on friday after all

[after about 45 seconds]

her: sorry

[HOW CAN I GET OUT WITH MINIMAL DAMAGE AT THIS POINT???]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080492)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:30 PM
Author: Pearly fear-inspiring resort

lunch?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080502)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:30 PM
Author: vivacious deranged rigor hall

This is a fucking disaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080505)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:30 PM
Author: startling doctorate

Apply lotion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080506)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:30 PM
Author: ruby balding dog poop

"ouch a crushing blow. who is this douche anyway?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080508)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:32 PM
Author: Opaque mood

good call. chalk that one up to experience.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080528)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:31 PM
Author: Laughsome amethyst genital piercing crackhouse

Dinner Thursday.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080511)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:31 PM
Author: slimy party of the first part

take a knee and get off the fucking field already

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080512)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:32 PM
Author: startling doctorate

YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!

*SLAP ON THE BUTT*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080527)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:31 PM
Author: Hot chrome mad cow disease

say ok. nothing else.

maybe she'll feel guilty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080514)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:32 PM
Author: nighttime citrine clown internal respiration

Brilliant.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080522)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:33 PM
Author: startling doctorate

All joking aside, this is actually the best advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080537)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:31 PM
Author: Opaque mood

Let's still do dinner. I didn't mean to invite myself earlier. (Then get her trashed at dinner and make sure she doesn't make it to the party.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080517)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:31 PM
Author: swashbuckling godawful abode ratface

"you know, i'm an ass. i should be apologizing to you. i just remembered that i'm not available on friday either. let's make it saturday."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080518)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:33 PM
Author: Motley bawdyhouse

slick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080543)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:34 PM
Author: Opaque mood

that's a good one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080552)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:36 PM
Author: swashbuckling godawful abode ratface

I had a good day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080568)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:31 PM
Author: vivacious deranged rigor hall

The only way to recover your honor is to forcefully take her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080519)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:31 PM
Author: Insanely creepy dun rigpig sanctuary

You missed your chance, my schedule will be full for at least another 1 week, but Im sure I might be able to slip you for hot cup of java sometime...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080520)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:33 PM
Author: swashbuckling godawful abode ratface

this is good, except I'd cut it to ~1 week and leave out the secretary.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080538)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:34 PM
Author: Insanely creepy dun rigpig sanctuary

Yeah I might have gone overboard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080558)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:37 PM
Author: Insanely creepy dun rigpig sanctuary

This is probably the best he can do to bring things back to neutral.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080587)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:32 PM
Author: comical crimson personal credit line

TELL THIS GIRL BYE AND GIVE US HER SN.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080523)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:32 PM
Author: glassy newt faggotry

Game Over

Insert 25 Cents to Continue

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080524)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:32 PM
Author: vigorous base athletic conference

"fuck you very much" then block her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080525)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:32 PM
Author: disgusting flickering home

block her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080529)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:32 PM
Author: Onyx titillating ticket booth

Now it sounds like this party is completely made-up so you were shot down from since earlier on in the conversation.

My advice: Go and masturbate fervently to hardcore anal-gaping porn.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080531)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:32 PM
Author: Motley bawdyhouse

the only way you can save yourself if by PWNing her mercilessly by giving us her SN

you've got nothing to lose at this point, she already has you in the Nice guy I'll never fuck category

the only way to get out of that is to fuck with her

give us her SN, she can block us if we get too annoying

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080534)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:33 PM
Author: vigorous base athletic conference

titcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080542)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:34 PM
Author: comical crimson personal credit line

this is so right DO IT MAN.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080547)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:34 PM
Author: vivacious deranged rigor hall

This is a terrible idea. She'll know.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080557)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:34 PM
Author: swashbuckling godawful abode ratface

I think he can get out of the friendzone by being sufficiently callous and distant.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080551)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:36 PM
Author: Motley bawdyhouse

no, that only works if you're extremely good looking or cool

otherwise its very transparent

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080571)





Date: October 18th, 2005 10:04 PM
Author: swashbuckling godawful abode ratface

True. Maybe he needs to start smoking and get a leather jacket.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080856)





Date: October 30th, 2006 11:41 AM
Author: mewling space organic girlfriend

el oh el

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#6885679)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:33 PM
Author: splenetic khaki digit ratio

WHY DONT YOU LOVE ME!!!!!!! I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE BITCH.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080535)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:34 PM
Author: comical crimson personal credit line

170

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080554)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:36 PM
Author: Hot chrome mad cow disease

Hillarious!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080573)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:49 PM
Author: exhilarant peach pisswyrm

Nice!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080732)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:33 PM
Author: Insanely creepy dun rigpig sanctuary

please tell me u dont have to see this chick on a regular basis.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080539)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:34 PM
Author: frum bateful den

it's ok. I guess it'll have to be stovetop ramen for one (sigh).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080556)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:35 PM
Author: Violet Histrionic Meetinghouse Psychic

Ok, now, completely change your punctuation style:

"Hey! My friend said he was talking to you, what's up?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080562)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:36 PM
Author: vivacious deranged rigor hall

Hahahaha!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080569)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:37 PM
Author: fuchsia toilet seat useless brakes

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080583)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:38 PM
Author: Motley bawdyhouse

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080590)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:38 PM
Author: Pearly fear-inspiring resort

TITCR.

I used to pull this all the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080591)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:50 PM
Author: exhilarant peach pisswyrm

Dude this is a great idea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080744)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:35 PM
Author: vigorous base athletic conference

"you know, a d20 isn't optimal for modeling real human interactions. 4xd10 is a MUCH better system"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080563)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:38 PM
Author: swashbuckling godawful abode ratface

Critical hit! Pensive is...

PWNED!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080593)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:47 PM
Author: exhilarant peach pisswyrm

This is as painful as a Bush press conference

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080713)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:33 PM
Author: Opaque mood

STAND HER UP FOR DINNER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080540)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:34 PM
Author: startling doctorate

Reread the message, she's not coming

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080548)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:35 PM
Author: swashbuckling godawful abode ratface

It's hard to reject someone who has already rejected you, and when it can be done, it generally doesn't reverse the rejection.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080559)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:36 PM
Author: startling doctorate

No time to philosophize. He's got a chicken to choke.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080574)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:36 PM
Author: Opaque mood

my bad.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080579)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:36 PM
Author: slimy party of the first part

I think the OP (if real, and not the Internet Badass etc.) is only the second person I've encountered in my life with negative game - a "black hole", as it were

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080567)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:37 PM
Author: swashbuckling godawful abode ratface

Why? I agree that he's pretty lacking, but I'm curious as to what you think his specific mistakes were.

Myself, I'd never try to work this kind of thing over AIM; it's just not my style.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080584)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:38 PM
Author: Insanely creepy dun rigpig sanctuary

Much too impersonal, easier for rejection, face to face shes more emotionally invested.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080601)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:40 PM
Author: swashbuckling godawful abode ratface

I'd agree with this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080615)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:39 PM
Author: Motley bawdyhouse

but a rejection on AIM is better than IRL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080603)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:40 PM
Author: Insanely creepy dun rigpig sanctuary

yeah thats the tradeoff, either way its hard to stomach. You get over it eventually though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080618)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:40 PM
Author: slimy party of the first part

I don't think he made a single correct decision at any point in the conversation - he was only in it as long as he was b/c the girl kept him in it (she might have been genuinely baffled by his demeanor), and he clearly did poorly enough to make her feel like her best course of action was the transparent revocation of dinner acceptance - I mean, it's just a disaster from start to finish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080620)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:38 PM
Author: ruby balding dog poop

Certainly the fastest non spam thread to reach 200, ever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080592)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:38 PM
Author: Pearly fear-inspiring resort

it's a brilliant thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080600)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:39 PM
Author: confused fishy orchestra pit

me: okay

[after about a minute]

her: i feel bad now

me: it's fine

her: ok

her: well i guess i should get back to my homework

her: have a good night

her: i'll see you tomorrow

me: sure

me: see ya

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080602)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:39 PM
Author: fuchsia toilet seat useless brakes

*bell tolls*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080611)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:40 PM
Author: Motley bawdyhouse

FLAME you fucking little spineless shiteating twig

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080614)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:40 PM
Author: vigorous base athletic conference

weak. give us her sn. it's over for you, but i've still got a chance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080617)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:40 PM
Author: ruby balding dog poop

pwn3d.

you should have played it off wise ass:

"Ouch, the nasty sting of rejection..."

"oh so this isn't a rejection, well how about sometime this weekend?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080627)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:40 PM
Author: comical crimson personal credit line

Man, I'm telling you, you have to give us her sn so we can exact vengeance for our fallen XOXO brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080629)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:41 PM
Author: swashbuckling godawful abode ratface

Ignore her tomorrow, and thereafter. Probably, she'll forget about you. However, this is your only hope. You have torpedoed yourself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080639)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:42 PM
Author: slimy party of the first part

here endeth the lesson

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080645)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:43 PM
Author: Insanely creepy dun rigpig sanctuary

I had the perfect come back man, save this thread and learn man, thats all I can say.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080660)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:44 PM
Author: startling doctorate

2 "man"s in one sentence. You must really mean it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080679)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:45 PM
Author: Insanely creepy dun rigpig sanctuary

Yeah man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080697)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:49 PM
Author: swashbuckling godawful abode ratface

Oh, one other thing. "It's fine" is a terrible response. Whenever a girl rejects me, I don't say "it's fine". (I don't try to pwn her, either, contrary to what Media Kid reported.) I draw fast away and ignore her. For example, in closing:

Me: Well, how about giving me your number?

Her: Well, how about you give me your number, and I'll call you.

Me: Oh, so you don't have a phone? They're cheap; I'm sure you can afford one.

Her: I'm sorry, but I just don't give out my number... [this is a blatant lie]

Me: Okay. No, I understand the paranoia. It's a scary world out there. Hey, I gotta run.

Her: It was nice to meet you. [I fucking hate when women say this after rejecting me; it's the worst "fuck you" they have.]

Me: [nothing] -OR- I thought so.

Don't be aggressive or mean, and don't try to pwn her. Just be subtly distant and maybe slightly callous. 95+ times out of 100, you won't make any impression on her at all because you don't mean anything to her. On occasion, she will admire you, and become more attracted. At this point, at least in my experience, I've lost interest so it's a moot point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080735)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:52 PM
Author: exhilarant peach pisswyrm

Solid advice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080766)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:39 PM
Author: comical crimson personal credit line

YAY OR NAY: GIANT SHOULD GIVE US HER SCREEN NAME. COME ON IF EVERYONE VOTES YAY HE HAS TO DO IT.

YAY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080610)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:40 PM
Author: Transparent cocky coldplay fan theatre

YAY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080621)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:40 PM
Author: big-titted forum

yay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080628)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:41 PM
Author: startling doctorate

FUCK YEAH "YAY"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080630)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:41 PM
Author: startling doctorate

I SENSE A GANGBANG IS IMMINENT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080638)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:53 PM
Author: exhilarant peach pisswyrm

Fantastic performance in this thread. 178

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080772)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:41 PM
Author: vigorous base athletic conference

YAY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080641)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:44 PM
Author: slimy party of the first part

yay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080673)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:40 PM
Author: startling doctorate

I HATE TO SAY IT, BUT YOU GOT TOO GREEDY.

YOU THOUGHT YOU COULD SUBDUE A WOMAN BY YOURSELF.

THIS PROVED FUTILE.

A TUESDAY NIGHT GANGBANG (or TNGB) WOULD HAVE BEEN THE PROPER COURSE OF ACTION.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080619)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:42 PM
Author: vigorous base athletic conference

THIS IS WHY HE NEEDS TO PWN HER BY GIVING US HER SN. IT IS THE ONLY WAY TO SAVE FACE.

(edit: should be responding to the post below)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080651)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:43 PM
Author: startling doctorate

GANGBANG

GANGBANG

GANGBANG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080664)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:45 PM
Author: Insanely creepy dun rigpig sanctuary

Yeah you cant schedule first dates on the weekend, shes not valuable enough for it. Tuesday is perfect for coffee.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080687)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:41 PM
Author: disgusting flickering home

ENJOY AWKWARD MOMENTS THE REST OF THE TIME YOU SEE HER! PWNED!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080635)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:42 PM
Author: startling doctorate

YOU MISSPELLED

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080647)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:43 PM
Author: slimy party of the first part

this is the credited response, for the thread as a whole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080663)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:42 PM
Author: Violet Histrionic Meetinghouse Psychic

Wow, I've never seen someone have their sac surgically removed and then be forced to swallow it in real time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080649)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:44 PM
Author: Motley bawdyhouse

the thing is this guy swallowed it consensually and enjoyed the taste his tiny sperm factories

all he has to do is give us the SN, and his manhood will be revived

its that simple

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080674)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:48 PM
Author: Insanely creepy dun rigpig sanctuary

I writhing on the floor in laughter, this thread must be flame. 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080722)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:46 PM
Author: disgusting flickering home

Does the fact that she is a vegan make that pwnage even greater?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080703)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:50 PM
Author: shimmering garrison

Classic.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080747)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:44 PM
Author: fuchsia toilet seat useless brakes

here's where you say 'you said yes, no takebacks!' it'll get her for sure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080670)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:44 PM
Author: Hot chrome mad cow disease

I'm sorry, Giant.

This was sad.

Edit: Then again, who the fuck would like to date a vegan?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080678)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:45 PM
Author: Violet Histrionic Meetinghouse Psychic

He could still save it:

"PSYCHE! Man I totally got you!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080691)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:47 PM
Author: Hot chrome mad cow disease

Nah. That would've been too obvious. I think he went in too strong. If he wasn't sure he would get a "yes", he should've just asked to go have a coffee or meet somewhere informal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080710)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:51 PM
Author: swashbuckling godawful abode ratface

Yeah, you can't go one color level higher on the interest spectrum than you already are. Dinner is red; coffee is yellow-orange. So if her interest-level in you is only yellow (platonic w/ romantic possibilities) then you have to start with coffee, not dinner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080753)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:52 PM
Author: vigorous base athletic conference

I don't think anyone actually advised him to ask her out to dinner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080763)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:45 PM
Author: Transparent cocky coldplay fan theatre

I don't think this is real, but just in case:

THIS IS WHAT YOU GET FOR LISTENING TO THIS BOARD ON A MATTER LIKE THIS! NEVER AGAIN! YOU WILL NEVER AGAIN DO SOMETHING LIKE THIS. NO MATTER WHAT YOU SAID IT WOULD HAVE BEEN BETTER THAN THIS. YOU DESERVE WHAT YOU GOT.

Honestly, I don't even know how you were in it as long as you were. She must have liked you somewhat before this conversation because she tried to save you several times. You just kept fucking it up though. Tell her you were wasted already or something like that. I honestly don't know how you can do damage control for something like this. I'd say just forget her and move on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080686)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:47 PM
Author: vigorous base athletic conference

he was doing fine until he started picking the bitch responses.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080716)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:46 PM
Author: confused fishy orchestra pit

Thanks for the help, as ill-fated as it was. Obviously I'm not posting her SN, but I'll indulge :D and post her pic for a few minutes (it's not the greatest shot of her, but whatever):

http://i11-6.facebook.com/pics/3/0/n10110346_4842.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080699)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:47 PM
Author: fragrant frozen macaca

Christ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080711)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:47 PM
Author: Transparent cocky coldplay fan theatre

Ugh, I take back my above post. We did you a favor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080714)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:49 PM
Author: Violet Histrionic Meetinghouse Psychic

WTF? I hit on THAT by proxy? I've never felt so dirty. I'm going to get a wire grill brush and scrape off the top layer of skin Gattica style.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080741)





Date: October 18th, 2005 10:00 PM
Author: exhilarant peach pisswyrm

Someone rehost this on imageshack! My work blocks facebook

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080822)





Date: October 18th, 2005 10:15 PM
Author: Mint Sweet Tailpipe

Maybe someone did this already, but

http://img86.imageshack.us/img86/329/n1011034648422ej.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080945)





Date: October 19th, 2005 1:49 AM
Author: exhilarant peach pisswyrm

Thanks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4083012)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:47 PM
Author: disgusting flickering home

This just shows that democracy = TTT.

she's not that hot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080717)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:48 PM
Author: ruby balding dog poop

oh come on, shes probably prettier and definitely skinnier than the chick you "fucked".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080723)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:48 PM
Author: confused fishy orchestra pit

Well, like I said...it's not the greatest shot. When her mouths not gaping wide open like a retard, she's actually really cute.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080729)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:51 PM
Author: vivacious deranged rigor hall

Yeah, the people here can't see beyond the picture. The fact that she put that as her picture show's she has a sense of humor, and it's easy to see that if her mouth weren't so contorted, she would be cute.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080755)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:47 PM
Author: Hot chrome mad cow disease

Flame. PLEASEEEE tell me it's flame!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080720)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:48 PM
Author: fuchsia toilet seat useless brakes

yeah, now i really hope it's flame

it's like watching 2 retards trying to mate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080731)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:48 PM
Author: vivacious deranged rigor hall

She's decent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080724)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:49 PM
Author: disgusting flickering home

Would a 'quality' woman have that as her facebook pic?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080737)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:52 PM
Author: vivacious deranged rigor hall

Perhaps.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080762)





Date: October 18th, 2005 10:01 PM
Author: exhilarant peach pisswyrm

Unlike most whores who spend too much time on the internets, Quality women don't take 123948023 pics and post the best one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080834)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:48 PM
Author: vigorous base athletic conference

jesus. she looks like my fucking moniker.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080727)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:50 PM
Author: Pearly fear-inspiring resort

she's better than 90% of the plastic sorostitutes in the RATING threads on here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080749)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:52 PM
Author: vigorous base athletic conference

in real life she's probably decent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080768)





Date: October 19th, 2005 11:36 AM
Author: vibrant trailer park generalized bond

She types fairly well for a retarded chick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4083881)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:49 PM
Author: Ungodly Site Round Eye

Send her this picture in an email:

http://img321.imageshack.us/my.php?image=shroomin5ob.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080740)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:52 PM
Author: splenetic khaki digit ratio

She's cute!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080764)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:54 PM
Author: swashbuckling godawful abode ratface

That's a way to reverse a rejection.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080778)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:54 PM
Author: ruby balding dog poop

300 posts... wow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080780)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:56 PM
Author: Transparent cocky coldplay fan theatre

I was just thinkg about how this has to be a record time for it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080793)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:58 PM
Author: angry half-breed cuck

I am very much like to make the date with you at the Sizzler and then watching the War of the Worlds with the Tom Cruise... you are date with me Saturday night, yes?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080807)





Date: October 18th, 2005 10:02 PM
Author: confused fishy orchestra pit

Minor inconsequential update:

The away message she just put up reads:

"with kara, chillin with the 409 boyz for a few! call the cell"

409 being a dorm room/apartment here. So much for "homework" I guess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080841)





Date: October 18th, 2005 10:03 PM
Author: disgusting flickering home

180^180^180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080847)





Date: October 18th, 2005 10:07 PM
Author: swashbuckling godawful abode ratface

What a slut.

Seriously, do you want a girl who uses the word "boyz" and puts her TTT sex life into her IMs? You know she's getting drilled like a cavity up there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080885)





Date: October 18th, 2005 10:09 PM
Author: disgusting flickering home

What kind of TTT hangs out with someone named "Kara"?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080899)





Date: October 18th, 2005 10:07 PM
Author: exhilarant peach pisswyrm

Here's the translation:

"with kara, chillin with the 409 boyz for a GANGBANG! call the cell"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080888)





Date: October 18th, 2005 10:48 PM
Author: startling doctorate

Truly great

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4081212)





Date: October 18th, 2005 10:08 PM
Author: Pearly fear-inspiring resort

She is clearly begging for you to call the cell... DO IT!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080892)





Date: October 18th, 2005 10:10 PM
Author: swashbuckling godawful abode ratface

He has about a 4% chance at a save if he leaves a message like, "some homework" or the such.

At this point, why should he want this girl? She's a liar and probably a whore. Women who make big deals out of even everyday social interactions with men are almost invariantly getting thugged somewhere.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080908)





Date: October 18th, 2005 10:16 PM
Author: aromatic bipolar black woman

yeah passive-aggressiveness works real well with the ladies.

His only chance for a save is to plow through with a confident frame removing all indications of interest in her and just present himself as an interesting guy she should be dying to get to know. He shouldn't initiate again unless she gives indicators that she's really interested in him. He should IM her again the following Monday saying "So how was your friday? I had the weirdest time, I went to a bar with some friends and ran into some hot Swedish exchange students dressed as clowns who later turned out to be transsexuals on their way to a gay parade, or something like that."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080958)





Date: October 18th, 2005 10:24 PM
Author: swashbuckling godawful abode ratface

That's callousness, but not passive-aggressiveness, at least not in the technical sense.

I agree that your solution is probably superior. I'd just bag it at this point; she sounds like not a catch. She's a liar and he should let her have her 409 boyz [sic].

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4081008)





Date: October 18th, 2005 10:38 PM
Author: aromatic bipolar black woman

callousness is hard to initiate. Callousness would be her IMing him and saying "hey wassup" and then you saying "some homework eh?" Initiating it is passive-aggressiveness.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4081130)





Date: October 18th, 2005 10:09 PM
Author: aromatic bipolar black woman

you were too incongruent, she can sense it. You can't start off with witty liners and quips and then get serious and passive. You should have stuck with a witty, confident frame all the way through evne if you would have flamed out even more. When she sprung that party shit or backed out, you should have replied with something like "well what about your friend kara, is she available friday?" or something. Then she at least wouldn't have felt sorry for you and instead just thought you were too aggressive or weird for her or whatever; pity from a bitch is there anything more pathetic?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080897)





Date: October 18th, 2005 10:12 PM
Author: swashbuckling godawful abode ratface

Asking about the friend after getting shot down is a sure way of getting shut out with the friend, too. It's not a good call.

That said, I agree with your critique of his approach. I think his one-liners were pretty TTT, though. No offense to the people on the board, but I don't think corny jokes work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080926)





Date: October 18th, 2005 10:13 PM
Author: Pearly fear-inspiring resort

nobody was actually trying to help this guy out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080933)





Date: October 18th, 2005 10:22 PM
Author: aromatic bipolar black woman

the one-liners were good, it got her interested. Things would have worked if he hadn't pussied out and gone with his own lines. He obviously has no confidence and when he reverted to his own lines, the lack of assurance showed through and indicated to her: "his confidence and bravado is false, he doesn't really know what he's doing." That torpedoed him more than anything else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080993)





Date: October 18th, 2005 10:19 PM
Author: aromatic bipolar black woman

You're not seriously asking about the friend, it's just an alpha male way of thinking: "yeah i got shot down by you, your loss. Your friend is hotter, I should give her a shot, why don't you help me get laid, your feelings are irrelevant."

The one-liners were gold. Especially for IM. You can't go into long stories on AIM until you've shown why she should read long paragraphs by you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080984)





Date: October 18th, 2005 10:12 PM
Author: Opaque mood

GO TO ROOM 409 NOW!!!!!!!! WITH FLOWERS AND JAGERMEISTER!!!!!!!!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080921)





Date: October 18th, 2005 10:03 PM
Author: swashbuckling godawful abode ratface

Thank you for posting this. Watching you flop has helped me improve by shitty AFC game.

A few notes. You shouldn't mention nervousness around talking to "attractive women". This indicates that it's a sexually-charged conversation, and that's not good. Once you raise the stakes, five seconds later you better be making out with her or else you raised them too soon. Also, you should have subtly indicated that going to the party would be an inferior choice to spending the night with you, and that if she couldn't take you along, the guy was an anal douchebag (not in those words) for not accepting dates at his parties. Finally, saying "i have big plans", followed by "you and me" isn't C&F-type confidence, it's pushiness. This never works.

My advice would be that you shouldn't try to get into her plans (her TTT party, her social events, whatever). Invite her to something you would be doing anyway, like going to a rock concert, working out, or hanging out in your favorite coffeeshop. Try to make it something during the night hours (7:30 or later, but with a start time before 10); afternoon = friend, evening = date. Never mention that she is attractive; if you haven't gotten her to like you, she doesn't care what you think (n.b. "that's sweet" is BAD); if she does like you, she *does* care what you think and that's a great reason not to tell her. Subtly hint that you find her cute and interesting, but never spell out that you find her "attractive". Definitely don't ask her what she thinks of your looks, or if she finds you "attractive", either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080846)





Date: October 18th, 2005 10:06 PM
Author: Insanely creepy dun rigpig sanctuary

titcr. I bet she tells all her 409 boys what an AFC Giant was. Live and learn, thats all I can say.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080870)





Date: October 18th, 2005 10:06 PM
Author: exhilarant peach pisswyrm

Concur

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080875)





Date: October 18th, 2005 10:10 PM
Author: big-titted forum

pensive is absolutely right, you have to take baby steps. No level 2 Illusionist is going to have what it takes to win against a Beholder, even the smaller Gauth variety. And forget Elder Orbs or Hive Mothers. Start out staying close to the village, close enough to where you can always make it back within a few rounds. Kobolds, Goblins, and Gibberlings are your desired foes. Build up to Gnolls and Hobgoblins, then possibly Ogrillions. You have to crawl before you can walk!!! Level up to level 3. Then buy a scroll of Melf's Acid Arrow and go to TOWN. At this point you should be pimp enough to make the trek from the village to the town, assuming this is a good rolling night for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080912)





Date: October 18th, 2005 10:14 PM
Author: swashbuckling godawful abode ratface

168. 180 for the concept, but it went on too long.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080943)





Date: October 18th, 2005 10:17 PM
Author: big-titted forum

Ah well, back to the drawing board. And by drawing board I mean DM handbook.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080965)





Date: March 22nd, 2007 2:17 AM
Author: slimy party of the first part

it never occured to me that Julian might be DungeonmasTTTer until right this moment

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#7795262)





Date: October 18th, 2005 10:11 PM
Author: confused fishy orchestra pit

This is probably something obvious, but what's "AFC"?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080920)





Date: October 18th, 2005 10:13 PM
Author: Insanely creepy dun rigpig sanctuary

Average Frustrated chump = person with no game, does not get laid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080928)





Date: October 18th, 2005 10:14 PM
Author: swashbuckling godawful abode ratface

Average Frustrated Chump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080935)





Date: October 18th, 2005 10:15 PM
Author: fuchsia toilet seat useless brakes

for christ's sake, try sleeping with a woman before you post stupid shit like this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080947)





Date: October 19th, 2005 2:07 AM
Author: overrated naked theater

TITCR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4083100)





Date: October 18th, 2005 10:08 PM
Author: lascivious house gaping

Seriously, this was great flame. 300+ posts? 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080895)





Date: October 18th, 2005 10:17 PM
Author: multi-colored tan property foreskin

Probably the first thread I'd consider sending to my friends and let them know I post here...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080966)





Date: October 18th, 2005 10:25 PM
Author: exhilarant peach pisswyrm

Yeah this one was classic. Reminds me of when I started posting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4081017)





Date: October 18th, 2005 10:36 PM
Author: aromatic bipolar black woman

the museum part was fine, it all went downhill with this one line:

"me: oh sorry. say the word and they're gone"

So this one bitch mentions she's feeling ignored and you go and stop talking to all your friends? What happened to the funny confident guy she had been talking to? She gave you a pass when you mentioned that bullshit about talking to attractive women, she might have thought "oh look he's confident but really sweet too" now with this line she thinks "oh look he's confident but needy, does not compute. Is this all a front?" I won't even get into telling her explicitly she gets top priority.

You further sunk yourself here:

"me: but seriously...

me: how about dinner at _____

me: and then we can just play it by ear from there?"

Yeah wow, you had big plans for you and her and this means dinner at the Sizzler. Now she knows you're all talk; she thought you were different, interesting, maybe you could bring excitement to her life. Instead you want to sit down and eat with her like every other jackass in the world. What you should have done is suggested something completely off the wall and then settle for dinner (if that's what your really want to do with her) making it look as if you're settling but that you really want to do something more exciting. You should have said "Why don't we go camping, I'll go hunting for tuberoots like I said earlier and you can use my shotgun for the legumes." Then when she says you can't be serious then say "oh what, you just want to go to dinner or something, I guess we could do that, but next time we're doing something really BIG." Suggesting skydiving or bungee jumping or something works as well, best to mention some details though like "let's go to Skydiving Nation on 57th and Elm, they have a Friday night special, two for the price of one."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4081110)





Date: October 18th, 2005 10:37 PM
Author: exhilarant peach pisswyrm

I still don't understand the fucking museum line. That one was painful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4081121)





Date: October 18th, 2005 10:39 PM
Author: aromatic bipolar black woman

he should have included the second part. But it could have gone either way, stacking three one-liners in a row only works well on some girls. But it doesn't matter, it didn't sink him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4081137)





Date: October 18th, 2005 10:39 PM
Author: exhilarant peach pisswyrm

Yeah, like I said earlier, he really shouldn't have been so bummed. He'd have sunk the date anyway

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4081144)





Date: October 18th, 2005 10:41 PM
Author: aromatic bipolar black woman

he got cocky, it'd be like having Cyrano whisper advice in your ear and then deciding after a few minutes you don't need him and going off on your own. Dumb move.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4081162)





Date: October 19th, 2005 1:51 AM
Author: Erotic station

I HAVE A FUCKING URGENT MSG TOO BITCHES, YOU KNOW WHAT THAT IS???? TUBAFROG == 174 HTH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4083021)





Date: October 19th, 2005 2:05 AM
Author: Beady-eyed Stead

EVERYONE on this thread is a pathetic loser. I can't believe this bullshit thread got 300+ posts -- oh wait, I CAN believe it, xoxo is full of socially inept loser-fuck virgins with no idea how to talk to women. Fucking idiots.

I don't even get on AIM nowadays because there are about 5 - 6 stupid cunts that constantly hound me trying to get me to go out. You fuckers are entirely pathetic. I was laughing the entire time I read this thread; and I'm laughing now. HAHHAHAHAA

GOOD LUCK IN LIFE.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4083092)





Date: October 19th, 2005 2:11 AM
Author: overrated naked theater

Right, so there was finally an entertaining thread around here that wasnt about 174 or your alliance or whatever corny shit you post about non stop. How annoying that a non flame thread generated interest and was actually funny and engaging. Shut the fuck up loser. You contribute nothing to this place.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4083112)





Date: October 19th, 2005 2:14 AM
Author: Beady-eyed Stead

Haha. 174's name is in every 3rd thread and pensive's questions threads are some of the most posted on in xoxo history (as are mine -- under my various flame monikers).

Look pal. I have no idea who you are and I really don't give a shit. If you're going to disagree that you're a pathetic loser like the rest of these cunts, then that's fine; but don't bring up all this nonsense about "cronys" and "alliances" and such -- it makes you sound childish and kinda jealous.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4083123)





Date: October 19th, 2005 2:22 AM
Author: overrated naked theater

Its not nonsense. You homos take up way too much of the board with that crap. Its annoying to the normal people here. You add nothing to the board. At least 174 has said some funny shit in his time, no one here finds you the least bit entertaining so just shut the fuck up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4083135)





Date: October 19th, 2005 2:27 AM
Author: Beady-eyed Stead

"You add nothing to the board. You people take up too much board space. You people waste my time because I like to respond to you. You people are a total waste of time because people like you are always on my mind. You people and your lives are always the subject of conversation here. You add nothing. Nothing! All people ever do is talk about 174 and pensive and their "prestige alliance." You add nothing to the board. I am infatuated with the alliance and I want to be apart of it. You add nothing. Especially you, Chauncey, you add absolutely nothing. I hate you and I hope you die. I want you to die because you have a large penis, girfriends, and you are liked. Yeah, liked and loved. Like Julius Caesar. Perhaps a better word may be "known." You see, I've been posting here for years and you come strolling into town with your "prestige alliance" and your "four horsemen" and all of a sudden I'm an inconsequential afterthought. I can't stand it. You add nothing. I like to say you add nothing. Here, I'll say it again: You add nothing."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4083140)





Date: October 19th, 2005 2:29 AM
Author: overrated naked theater

This was actually funny.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4083145)





Date: October 19th, 2005 2:30 AM
Author: curious location

"Especially you, Chauncey, you add absolutely nothing."

180+

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4083147)





Date: October 19th, 2005 11:49 AM
Author: marvelous hissy fit

The only thing left to do is e-mail her this thread's link.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4083981)





Date: October 19th, 2005 12:55 PM
Author: swashbuckling godawful abode ratface

That would ruin his life. Word would get out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4084465)





Date: October 19th, 2005 12:47 PM
Author: slimy party of the first part

still funny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4084400)





Date: October 25th, 2005 7:12 PM
Author: slimy party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4135170)





Date: November 15th, 2005 9:00 PM
Author: Sick University Mother

bump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4300938)





Date: November 15th, 2005 9:38 PM
Author: glittery native gunner

i just took a solid half hour and read this thread from beginning to end. i didnt want to scroll down and confirm my suspicions about whether this was a bonafide flame or not. i still say it is, but not knowing for sure is the best part.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4301302)





Date: December 7th, 2005 12:02 AM
Author: slimy party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4483761)





Date: December 7th, 2005 12:53 AM
Author: exhilarant peach pisswyrm

A classic. Part of XO's cultural heritage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4484303)





Date: December 21st, 2005 7:01 PM
Author: Cerebral Pearl Old Irish Cottage Tank

The best part of this thread is not knowing for sure if this is a real flame. It could certainly be real.

<3 xoxo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4633122)





Date: February 6th, 2006 7:27 PM
Author: slimy party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#5012940)





Date: February 6th, 2006 7:57 PM
Author: unholy locus pocket flask

he had her then lost her because he started being a pussy (see the sonicyouth post above). this is document that we all should revisit, time to time. whether it's flame or not, it is truth.

i love this thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#5013263)





Date: February 6th, 2006 7:59 PM
Author: crawly brunch

How is it that you people are so easily fooled? This is obvious flame. I saw the fire from the very start.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#5013299)





Date: February 6th, 2006 8:03 PM
Author: sickened floppy sound barrier cumskin

Was this Brian Wilson of the Beach Boys?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#5013345)





Date: March 20th, 2006 2:37 AM
Author: Soul-stirring national

bump ....which is better? same flamer?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#5379655)





Date: May 17th, 2006 11:56 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy heaven tattoo

Never forget.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#5805825)





Date: October 30th, 2006 1:51 AM
Author: slimy party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#6884885)





Date: October 30th, 2006 11:21 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle pit

I just read this thread. Wow. This is an XO classic. I laughed so hard I almost spit out my morning coffee. How far this board has fallen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#6885627)





Date: March 22nd, 2007 2:02 AM
Author: slimy party of the first part

GANGBANG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#7795207)





Date: April 27th, 2008 3:38 PM
Author: Thriller cuckoldry address

amusing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#9693656)





Date: April 27th, 2008 3:23 PM
Author: slimy party of the first part

all of this has happened before and all of this will happen again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#9693558)