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URGENT REQUESTING THE HELP OF ALL OF XOXO

This girl I have a huge crush on just came online. I'm about...
lascivious out-of-control brunch
  10/18/05
go
Dashing Bespoke Love Of Her Life
  10/18/05
Go for it. I'll do what I can.
wonderful fiercely-loyal rigor
  10/18/05
This is obviously :D
azure institution indirect expression
  10/19/05
I doubt this highly. :D has better game.
judgmental slimy base
  10/19/05
Here we go...
lascivious out-of-control brunch
  10/18/05
not much. just got front from dinner! LOL!
erotic ratface incel
  10/18/05
Sometimes I wish I could hunt my own dinners. You know, jus...
wonderful fiercely-loyal rigor
  10/18/05
This is good.
Massive University Toaster
  10/18/05
Hey, you're back! Haven't seen you posting much lately. Ho...
wonderful fiercely-loyal rigor
  10/18/05
Stuff is good. 2L life is pretty laid back (until finals rol...
Massive University Toaster
  10/18/05
Awesome. I always thought you were one of the better poster...
wonderful fiercely-loyal rigor
  10/18/05
Why thank you Petro! The feeling's mutual.
Massive University Toaster
  10/18/05
Lol you wouldnt say this.
Orchid location
  10/18/05
do you realize how long this is going to take? you cant have...
flatulent adulterous boistinker
  10/18/05
Yes he can.
Massive University Toaster
  10/18/05
Lol he is gonna cherry pick responses from 15 different scht...
Glassy demanding pit
  10/18/05
yasfrat.
Dashing Bespoke Love Of Her Life
  10/18/05
me: Sometimes I wish I could hunt my own dinners. You know, ...
lascivious out-of-control brunch
  10/18/05
LOL!
Copper alcoholic coffee pot
  10/18/05
you should have used mine. you're screwed.
erotic ratface incel
  10/18/05
Many a legume and tuberoot would fall prey to my shovel!
Glassy demanding pit
  10/18/05
funny
Citrine step-uncle's house hominid
  10/18/05
My strength as a human is quips and witty remarks.
Glassy demanding pit
  10/18/05
I envy you that strength.
Citrine step-uncle's house hominid
  10/18/05
I charge out by the line in case you ever need some online a...
Glassy demanding pit
  10/18/05
I'd like to set something up for real life--like, I could we...
Citrine step-uncle's house hominid
  10/18/05
Believe it or not, I have done something very similar to thi...
Glassy demanding pit
  10/18/05
this, my firend, is the stuff that 80's movies are made of.
Citrine step-uncle's house hominid
  10/18/05
vegan = get out now. She'll take over your life.
Dashing Bespoke Love Of Her Life
  10/18/05
you might as well go ahead and sign off - you're dead
exhilarant cerise business firm mediation
  10/18/05
Veganism is a shifty doctrine under which a man accepts the ...
wonderful fiercely-loyal rigor
  10/18/05
definitely go with this one
exhilarant cerise business firm mediation
  10/18/05
She'll only get mad.
Flesh insecure set
  10/18/05
me: Many a legume and tuberoot would fall prey to my shovel!...
lascivious out-of-control brunch
  10/18/05
And I sing amid despair and isolation Of the chance to know...
Scarlet Razzmatazz Range
  10/18/05
NO, YOU'RE THE ONE DRINKING TONIGHT YOU STUPID CUNT WHORE RO...
Flesh insecure set
  10/18/05
Credited. I would also add the word "Meathole" som...
Primrose thirsty locus gaping
  10/18/05
LOL
Shimmering swashbuckling toilet seat
  02/06/06
I generally need to loosen up before I attempt to talk to at...
Glassy demanding pit
  10/18/05
good one
Emerald floppy patrolman
  10/18/05
Drinking? Nah, that's played-out. More like crystal meth +...
wonderful fiercely-loyal rigor
  10/18/05
You talk to guys who drink alone, at 8pm on a tuesday, at th...
abusive magical potus
  10/18/05
good one.
Orchid location
  10/18/05
Well crafted, I might even like this more than mine.
Glassy demanding pit
  10/18/05
with his track record so far, I half expect him to use this ...
exhilarant cerise business firm mediation
  10/18/05
congratulations, you're now the eccentric but harmless guy t...
exhilarant cerise business firm mediation
  10/18/05
That's sarcasm, right? Or I would't be a virgin.
onyx church building famous landscape painting
  10/18/05
I have been known to wield the sarcasm now and again
exhilarant cerise business firm mediation
  10/18/05
I think it's pretty tough if not impossible to *make* a girl...
onyx church building famous landscape painting
  10/18/05
would you beat it?
Scarlet Razzmatazz Range
  10/18/05
what do you mean ?
onyx church building famous landscape painting
  10/18/05
There is no fun in truth, but nonetheless well spoken.
Orchid location
  10/18/05
Do not do this.
Snowy Meetinghouse Codepig
  10/18/05
me: i generally need to loosen up before i attempt to talk t...
lascivious out-of-control brunch
  10/18/05
Ask her out now. Do it.
Massive University Toaster
  10/18/05
yeah, I think this is the moment
exhilarant cerise business firm mediation
  10/18/05
YOU: yes, actually I am attending the Monster Truck Show at ...
Dashing Bespoke Love Of Her Life
  10/18/05
Good one. WWE also works here.
Primrose thirsty locus gaping
  10/18/05
You should standardize your capitalization. Either go with ...
Flesh insecure set
  10/18/05
(Well, do you, I'm not going to craft your life for you)
Glassy demanding pit
  10/18/05
My plans are only as good as museum security... daddy's gott...
wonderful fiercely-loyal rigor
  10/18/05
Front half is great, back half is a bit weak.
Glassy demanding pit
  10/18/05
True. He should truncate it.
wonderful fiercely-loyal rigor
  10/18/05
DO NOT CALL HER ATTRACTIVE YOU FUCKING FAGGOT, YOU ARE PUTTI...
abusive magical potus
  10/18/05
generally correct, although I think it bought him a temporar...
exhilarant cerise business firm mediation
  10/18/05
True. I dont think he has enough game to carry further he w...
Orchid location
  10/18/05
I bought my AFC bumpersticker yesterday. :-(
onyx church building famous landscape painting
  10/18/05
Lol. Nice quote "whether beauty be found in mathematic...
Orchid location
  10/18/05
Yeah very supplicating.
Orchid location
  10/18/05
Haha, you crack me up.
Primrose thirsty locus gaping
  10/18/05
OH MY DEBBIE!!!!!! I want to fart in tupperware and save it ...
passionate sapphire affirmative action
  10/18/05
167. havent seen you around lately.
Dashing Bespoke Love Of Her Life
  10/18/05
What's the newest development?
Concupiscible Public Bath Feces
  10/18/05
I'm going to assume he got shut down pretty bad. He made so...
Flesh insecure set
  10/18/05
the shovel comment was pure gold.
Massive University Toaster
  10/18/05
me: my plans are only as good as museum security her: you...
lascivious out-of-control brunch
  10/18/05
that's for later ;)
abusive magical potus
  10/18/05
this sounds correct but I don't think it fits well w/ the pe...
exhilarant cerise business firm mediation
  10/18/05
i come over, i slip my penis into you, release my seed, and ...
Flesh insecure set
  10/18/05
Have you ever heard the phrase "menage a three"?
Massive University Toaster
  10/18/05
They involve three clowns, a llama, and a kickball.
Concupiscible Public Bath Feces
  10/18/05
hmmm...that doesn't sound very good. This is coming from ...
onyx church building famous landscape painting
  10/18/05
Yes, you are very correct. She thinks he's weird now. I do...
Concupiscible Public Bath Feces
  10/18/05
This girl is a vegan. I'm sure she's into weird guys.
erotic ratface incel
  10/18/05
If it's any consolation, he'd have blown the date anyway.
Primrose thirsty locus gaping
  10/18/05
How well do you know this girl? If not so well: How a...
Glassy demanding pit
  10/18/05
me: that's for later ;) her: uh oh me: i'm just kiddin...
lascivious out-of-control brunch
  10/18/05
You're using dee's lines? Now you're fucked...
Massive University Toaster
  10/18/05
Not necessarily.
Flesh insecure set
  10/18/05
Wow, a good response from her. Well...you better think of...
Concupiscible Public Bath Feces
  10/18/05
do you have a pic? send (post the pic for us)
abusive magical potus
  10/18/05
good call
exhilarant cerise business firm mediation
  10/18/05
I really cant believe this is working.
Orchid location
  10/18/05
you and me both
flatulent adulterous boistinker
  10/18/05
yeah, I'm a little curious about this girl now - she, uh, ha...
exhilarant cerise business firm mediation
  10/18/05
from what I have seen, I want to glass boat her.
sinister den
  10/18/05
I think it's working despite his IMing, not because of it.
Flesh insecure set
  10/18/05
Must be the case...or else she is as desperate and ugly as h...
Concupiscible Public Bath Feces
  10/18/05
Neither can I. This is usually the textbook method of creepi...
onyx church building famous landscape painting
  10/18/05
WHY DON'T YOU JUST LINK HER UP TO THIS SITE AND WE CAN ALL G...
Saffron odious deer antler bawdyhouse
  10/18/05
175
Primrose thirsty locus gaping
  10/18/05
In this situation if coffee date the best choice. Movie the...
Orchid location
  10/18/05
GANGBANG > COFFEE
Saffron odious deer antler bawdyhouse
  10/18/05
Your analysis is absolute correct. Coffee works really well....
Glassy demanding pit
  10/18/05
Yeah, I'd have to go with a nice coffee house thing. Make i...
Concupiscible Public Bath Feces
  10/18/05
coffe and movie is best option. he can make a move in the t...
bonkers rough-skinned station dopamine
  05/18/06
obvious flame, but this thread is comedy gold
nubile corner
  10/18/05
GANGBANG > both COMEDY and GOLD
Saffron odious deer antler bawdyhouse
  10/18/05
169
Flesh insecure set
  10/18/05
true it is comedy, but maybe its not flame.
Orchid location
  10/18/05
If he doesnt post any more Im going to feel so used.
Glassy demanding pit
  10/18/05
Imagined how used she would feel IF WE ALL GANGBANGED HER?
Saffron odious deer antler bawdyhouse
  10/18/05
I bet she shot him down at the end
exhilarant cerise business firm mediation
  10/18/05
her: are you talking to a lot of people or something? me:...
lascivious out-of-control brunch
  10/18/05
PWN3D!!!!!!!!!!
Emerald floppy patrolman
  10/18/05
ditto
flatulent adulterous boistinker
  10/18/05
"HIS apartment" sounds like a GANGBANG
Saffron odious deer antler bawdyhouse
  10/18/05
the two posts above didn't do it, but this one made me laugh...
nubile corner
  10/18/05
I rate your overall performance in this thread 170.
Flesh insecure set
  10/18/05
LOL
Primrose thirsty locus gaping
  10/18/05
Say, "I can't wait to meet all your friends at the part...
Emerald floppy patrolman
  10/18/05
Edit:
onyx church building famous landscape painting
  10/18/05
we can show up fashionably late, people will wait
abusive magical potus
  10/18/05
I definitely like this version of "implying we're going...
exhilarant cerise business firm mediation
  10/18/05
you're screwed. she mentioned the friend to give you a hint ...
onyx church building famous landscape painting
  10/18/05
You have such a negative interpretation of everything. STFU...
Flesh insecure set
  10/18/05
Edit:
onyx church building famous landscape painting
  10/18/05
Do the dinner a little later, go to friends house get her dr...
Orchid location
  10/18/05
the way this girl keeps giving him extra chances, this is no...
exhilarant cerise business firm mediation
  10/18/05
SHE KNOWS also, she would have invited you along to the p...
exhilarant cerise business firm mediation
  10/18/05
titcr
bonkers rough-skinned station dopamine
  05/18/06
Wow, she really doesn't want this date. Switch it to coffee....
Glassy demanding pit
  10/18/05
Depending on how coffee goes, go to party or just cut losses...
Orchid location
  10/18/05
By "cut losses" are you referring to "masturb...
Saffron odious deer antler bawdyhouse
  10/18/05
He goes into coffee with the intention of earning an invitat...
Glassy demanding pit
  10/18/05
Exactly. He cant ask to go, if he does then he has lost any...
Orchid location
  10/18/05
it was going well until he pulled out the museum line. strat...
drab very tactful mood
  10/18/05
Yup, second he stopped using my lines it was all downhill.
Glassy demanding pit
  10/18/05
no, you faggot you unecessarily called her attractive which ...
abusive magical potus
  10/18/05
:D, My sexual experience >>>>>>>>>...
Glassy demanding pit
  10/18/05
quit scrolling the thread you fucking loser
abusive magical potus
  10/18/05
Consensus is on my side. As well as looks, style, and size o...
Glassy demanding pit
  10/18/05
downhill like mike tyson after he fired kevin rooney for don...
drab very tactful mood
  10/18/05
Agreed. He jumped the shark at that point.
Emerald floppy patrolman
  10/18/05
yeah, that was the key juncture
exhilarant cerise business firm mediation
  10/18/05
uh, i think the key juncture can be found in the OP...
nubile corner
  10/18/05
haha, very true
exhilarant cerise business firm mediation
  10/18/05
dude, she's majorly into you.
erotic ratface incel
  10/18/05
nice
Emerald floppy patrolman
  10/18/05
[going with :D again] me: we can show up fashionably late...
lascivious out-of-control brunch
  10/18/05
PWNED!
Flesh insecure set
  10/18/05
you just got left out.
drab very tactful mood
  10/18/05
left out of THE GANGBANG. How much of an idiot do you have...
Saffron odious deer antler bawdyhouse
  10/18/05
hahahaahahaahahaah
Saffron odious deer antler bawdyhouse
  10/18/05
beautiful.
erotic ratface incel
  10/18/05
MAN OVERBOARD
nubile corner
  10/18/05
it's over
exhilarant cerise business firm mediation
  10/18/05
GAME OVER
abusive magical potus
  10/18/05
OUCH
Boyish center
  10/18/05
Tell her to fuck off. You be the one to reject her!
Concupiscible Public Bath Feces
  10/18/05
that's what you get for listening to the virgins on this boa...
Excitant Coiffed Friendly Grandma
  10/18/05
What's her screen name? Let's all start talking to her....
Boyish center
  10/18/05
This is what I've been calling for for the past 20 mins
Saffron odious deer antler bawdyhouse
  10/18/05
170
nubile corner
  10/18/05
"well, it's up to you... if he wouldn't be cool with it...
erotic ratface incel
  10/18/05
"i'm sure he'll be too drunk to notice"
Big-titted Plaza International Law Enforcement Agency
  10/18/05
I want to call :D an idiot for suggesting it, but he was obv...
Glassy demanding pit
  10/18/05
duh
abusive magical potus
  10/18/05
As much as it pains me, I need to give you a 180 for getting...
Glassy demanding pit
  10/18/05
seconded.
Orchid location
  10/18/05
Yeah. The smart move would've been to let it slide, and hop...
Flesh insecure set
  10/18/05
"By the time I'm through with you, you'll be too tired ...
Boyish center
  10/18/05
I told you, you lost you cant assume youre going to the part...
Orchid location
  10/18/05
If you want to fuck between dinner and his party, that's coo...
Emerald floppy patrolman
  10/18/05
SAY THIS.
Flesh insecure set
  10/18/05
SECONDED
Saffron odious deer antler bawdyhouse
  10/18/05
FLAME
Talking circlehead weed whacker
  10/18/05
Obviously, but as we have learned from past experience, peop...
onyx church building famous landscape painting
  10/18/05
give us her SN, she'll be impressed you have so many fucking...
Excitant Coiffed Friendly Grandma
  10/18/05
me: that's cool. don't worry about it me: you're still up...
lascivious out-of-control brunch
  10/18/05
lunch?
erotic ratface incel
  10/18/05
This is a fucking disaster.
Flesh insecure set
  10/18/05
Apply lotion
Saffron odious deer antler bawdyhouse
  10/18/05
"ouch a crushing blow. who is this douche anyway?"...
Talking circlehead weed whacker
  10/18/05
good call. chalk that one up to experience.
Emerald floppy patrolman
  10/18/05
Dinner Thursday.
Pontificating Doctorate Site
  10/18/05
take a knee and get off the fucking field already
exhilarant cerise business firm mediation
  10/18/05
YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!! *SLAP ON THE BUTT*
Saffron odious deer antler bawdyhouse
  10/18/05
say ok. nothing else. maybe she'll feel guilty.
Copper alcoholic coffee pot
  10/18/05
Brilliant.
charcoal razzle-dazzle goyim
  10/18/05
All joking aside, this is actually the best advice
Saffron odious deer antler bawdyhouse
  10/18/05
Let's still do dinner. I didn't mean to invite myself earli...
Emerald floppy patrolman
  10/18/05
"you know, i'm an ass. i should be apologizing to you. ...
judgmental slimy base
  10/18/05
slick
Excitant Coiffed Friendly Grandma
  10/18/05
that's a good one.
Emerald floppy patrolman
  10/18/05
I had a good day.
judgmental slimy base
  10/18/05
The only way to recover your honor is to forcefully take her...
Flesh insecure set
  10/18/05
You missed your chance, my schedule will be full for at leas...
Orchid location
  10/18/05
this is good, except I'd cut it to ~1 week and leave out the...
judgmental slimy base
  10/18/05
Yeah I might have gone overboard.
Orchid location
  10/18/05
This is probably the best he can do to bring things back to ...
Orchid location
  10/18/05
TELL THIS GIRL BYE AND GIVE US HER SN.
Boyish center
  10/18/05
Game Over Insert 25 Cents to Continue
drab very tactful mood
  10/18/05
"fuck you very much" then block her
magenta round eye
  10/18/05
block her
abusive magical potus
  10/18/05
Now it sounds like this party is completely made-up so you w...
onyx church building famous landscape painting
  10/18/05
the only way you can save yourself if by PWNing her merciles...
Excitant Coiffed Friendly Grandma
  10/18/05
titcr
magenta round eye
  10/18/05
this is so right DO IT MAN.
Boyish center
  10/18/05
This is a terrible idea. She'll know.
Flesh insecure set
  10/18/05
I think he can get out of the friendzone by being sufficient...
judgmental slimy base
  10/18/05
no, that only works if you're extremely good looking or cool...
Excitant Coiffed Friendly Grandma
  10/18/05
True. Maybe he needs to start smoking and get a leather jack...
judgmental slimy base
  10/18/05
el oh el
vibrant point
  10/30/06
WHY DONT YOU LOVE ME!!!!!!! I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE BITCH.
Umber nudist bbw
  10/18/05
170
Boyish center
  10/18/05
Hillarious!
Copper alcoholic coffee pot
  10/18/05
Nice!
Primrose thirsty locus gaping
  10/18/05
please tell me u dont have to see this chick on a regular ba...
Orchid location
  10/18/05
it's ok. I guess it'll have to be stovetop ramen for one (s...
black crawly national puppy
  10/18/05
Ok, now, completely change your punctuation style: "...
Glassy demanding pit
  10/18/05
Hahahaha!
Flesh insecure set
  10/18/05
180
nubile corner
  10/18/05
180
Excitant Coiffed Friendly Grandma
  10/18/05
TITCR. I used to pull this all the time.
erotic ratface incel
  10/18/05
Dude this is a great idea
Primrose thirsty locus gaping
  10/18/05
"you know, a d20 isn't optimal for modeling real human ...
magenta round eye
  10/18/05
Critical hit! Pensive is... PWNED!
judgmental slimy base
  10/18/05
This is as painful as a Bush press conference
Primrose thirsty locus gaping
  10/18/05
STAND HER UP FOR DINNER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Emerald floppy patrolman
  10/18/05
Reread the message, she's not coming
Saffron odious deer antler bawdyhouse
  10/18/05
It's hard to reject someone who has already rejected you, an...
judgmental slimy base
  10/18/05
No time to philosophize. He's got a chicken to choke.
Saffron odious deer antler bawdyhouse
  10/18/05
my bad.
Emerald floppy patrolman
  10/18/05
I think the OP (if real, and not the Internet Badass etc.) i...
exhilarant cerise business firm mediation
  10/18/05
Why? I agree that he's pretty lacking, but I'm curious as to...
judgmental slimy base
  10/18/05
Much too impersonal, easier for rejection, face to face shes...
Orchid location
  10/18/05
I'd agree with this.
judgmental slimy base
  10/18/05
but a rejection on AIM is better than IRL
Excitant Coiffed Friendly Grandma
  10/18/05
yeah thats the tradeoff, either way its hard to stomach. Yo...
Orchid location
  10/18/05
I don't think he made a single correct decision at any point...
exhilarant cerise business firm mediation
  10/18/05
Certainly the fastest non spam thread to reach 200, ever.
Talking circlehead weed whacker
  10/18/05
it's a brilliant thread.
erotic ratface incel
  10/18/05
me: okay [after about a minute] her: i feel bad now ...
lascivious out-of-control brunch
  10/18/05
*bell tolls*
nubile corner
  10/18/05
FLAME you fucking little spineless shiteating twig
Excitant Coiffed Friendly Grandma
  10/18/05
weak. give us her sn. it's over for you, but i've still go...
magenta round eye
  10/18/05
pwn3d. you should have played it off wise ass: "O...
Talking circlehead weed whacker
  10/18/05
Man, I'm telling you, you have to give us her sn so we can e...
Boyish center
  10/18/05
Ignore her tomorrow, and thereafter. Probably, she'll forget...
judgmental slimy base
  10/18/05
here endeth the lesson
exhilarant cerise business firm mediation
  10/18/05
I had the perfect come back man, save this thread and learn ...
Orchid location
  10/18/05
2 "man"s in one sentence. You must really mean it.
Saffron odious deer antler bawdyhouse
  10/18/05
Yeah man.
Orchid location
  10/18/05
Oh, one other thing. "It's fine" is a terrible res...
judgmental slimy base
  10/18/05
Solid advice.
Primrose thirsty locus gaping
  10/18/05
YAY OR NAY: GIANT SHOULD GIVE US HER SCREEN NAME. COME ON I...
Boyish center
  10/18/05
YAY
Concupiscible Public Bath Feces
  10/18/05
yay
diverse lay cuckoldry
  10/18/05
FUCK YEAH "YAY"
Saffron odious deer antler bawdyhouse
  10/18/05
I SENSE A GANGBANG IS IMMINENT
Saffron odious deer antler bawdyhouse
  10/18/05
Fantastic performance in this thread. 178
Primrose thirsty locus gaping
  10/18/05
YAY
magenta round eye
  10/18/05
yay
exhilarant cerise business firm mediation
  10/18/05
I HATE TO SAY IT, BUT YOU GOT TOO GREEDY. YOU THOUGHT YOU ...
Saffron odious deer antler bawdyhouse
  10/18/05
THIS IS WHY HE NEEDS TO PWN HER BY GIVING US HER SN. IT IS ...
magenta round eye
  10/18/05
GANGBANG GANGBANG GANGBANG
Saffron odious deer antler bawdyhouse
  10/18/05
Yeah you cant schedule first dates on the weekend, shes not ...
Orchid location
  10/18/05
ENJOY AWKWARD MOMENTS THE REST OF THE TIME YOU SEE HER! PWNE...
abusive magical potus
  10/18/05
YOU MISSPELLED
Saffron odious deer antler bawdyhouse
  10/18/05
this is the credited response, for the thread as a whole.
exhilarant cerise business firm mediation
  10/18/05
Wow, I've never seen someone have their sac surgically remov...
Glassy demanding pit
  10/18/05
the thing is this guy swallowed it consensually and enjoyed ...
Excitant Coiffed Friendly Grandma
  10/18/05
I writhing on the floor in laughter, this thread must be fla...
Orchid location
  10/18/05
Does the fact that she is a vegan make that pwnage even grea...
abusive magical potus
  10/18/05
Classic.
sinister den
  10/18/05
here's where you say 'you said yes, no takebacks!' it'll get...
nubile corner
  10/18/05
I'm sorry, Giant. This was sad. Edit: Then again, who ...
Copper alcoholic coffee pot
  10/18/05
He could still save it: "PSYCHE! Man I totally got y...
Glassy demanding pit
  10/18/05
Nah. That would've been too obvious. I think he went in too ...
Copper alcoholic coffee pot
  10/18/05
Yeah, you can't go one color level higher on the interest sp...
judgmental slimy base
  10/18/05
I don't think anyone actually advised him to ask her out to ...
magenta round eye
  10/18/05
I don't think this is real, but just in case: THIS IS WHA...
Concupiscible Public Bath Feces
  10/18/05
he was doing fine until he started picking the bitch respons...
magenta round eye
  10/18/05
Thanks for the help, as ill-fated as it was. Obviously I'm n...
lascivious out-of-control brunch
  10/18/05
Christ
Frozen organic girlfriend
  10/18/05
Ugh, I take back my above post. We did you a favor.
Concupiscible Public Bath Feces
  10/18/05
WTF? I hit on THAT by proxy? I've never felt so dirty. I'm g...
Glassy demanding pit
  10/18/05
Someone rehost this on imageshack! My work blocks facebook
Primrose thirsty locus gaping
  10/18/05
Maybe someone did this already, but http://img86.imagesha...
Dead Soul-stirring Market
  10/18/05
Thanks
Primrose thirsty locus gaping
  10/19/05
This just shows that democracy = TTT. she's not that hot
abusive magical potus
  10/18/05
oh come on, shes probably prettier and definitely skinnier t...
Talking circlehead weed whacker
  10/18/05
Well, like I said...it's not the greatest shot. When her mou...
lascivious out-of-control brunch
  10/18/05
Yeah, the people here can't see beyond the picture. The fac...
Flesh insecure set
  10/18/05
Flame. PLEASEEEE tell me it's flame!
Copper alcoholic coffee pot
  10/18/05
yeah, now i really hope it's flame it's like watching 2 ...
nubile corner
  10/18/05
She's decent.
Flesh insecure set
  10/18/05
Would a 'quality' woman have that as her facebook pic?
abusive magical potus
  10/18/05
Perhaps.
Flesh insecure set
  10/18/05
Unlike most whores who spend too much time on the internets,...
Primrose thirsty locus gaping
  10/18/05
jesus. she looks like my fucking moniker.
magenta round eye
  10/18/05
she's better than 90% of the plastic sorostitutes in the RAT...
erotic ratface incel
  10/18/05
in real life she's probably decent.
magenta round eye
  10/18/05
She types fairly well for a retarded chick.
flushed indian lodge
  10/19/05
Send her this picture in an email: http://img321.imagesha...
impertinent house becky
  10/18/05
She's cute!
Umber nudist bbw
  10/18/05
That's a way to reverse a rejection.
judgmental slimy base
  10/18/05
300 posts... wow.
Talking circlehead weed whacker
  10/18/05
I was just thinkg about how this has to be a record time for...
Concupiscible Public Bath Feces
  10/18/05
I am very much like to make the date with you at the Sizzler...
Alcoholic avocado temple chad
  10/18/05
Minor inconsequential update: The away message she just p...
lascivious out-of-control brunch
  10/18/05
180^180^180
abusive magical potus
  10/18/05
What a slut. Seriously, do you want a girl who uses the ...
judgmental slimy base
  10/18/05
What kind of TTT hangs out with someone named "Kara&quo...
abusive magical potus
  10/18/05
Here's the translation: "with kara, chillin with the...
Primrose thirsty locus gaping
  10/18/05
Truly great
Saffron odious deer antler bawdyhouse
  10/18/05
She is clearly begging for you to call the cell... DO IT!
erotic ratface incel
  10/18/05
He has about a 4% chance at a save if he leaves a message li...
judgmental slimy base
  10/18/05
yeah passive-aggressiveness works real well with the ladies....
hyperventilating telephone
  10/18/05
That's callousness, but not passive-aggressiveness, at least...
judgmental slimy base
  10/18/05
callousness is hard to initiate. Callousness would be her I...
hyperventilating telephone
  10/18/05
you were too incongruent, she can sense it. You can't start...
hyperventilating telephone
  10/18/05
Asking about the friend after getting shot down is a sure wa...
judgmental slimy base
  10/18/05
nobody was actually trying to help this guy out.
erotic ratface incel
  10/18/05
the one-liners were good, it got her interested. Things wou...
hyperventilating telephone
  10/18/05
You're not seriously asking about the friend, it's just an a...
hyperventilating telephone
  10/18/05
GO TO ROOM 409 NOW!!!!!!!! WITH FLOWERS AND JAGERMEISTER!!!...
Emerald floppy patrolman
  10/18/05
Thank you for posting this. Watching you flop has helped me ...
judgmental slimy base
  10/18/05
titcr. I bet she tells all her 409 boys what an AFC Giant w...
Orchid location
  10/18/05
Concur
Primrose thirsty locus gaping
  10/18/05
pensive is absolutely right, you have to take baby steps. No...
diverse lay cuckoldry
  10/18/05
168. 180 for the concept, but it went on too long.
judgmental slimy base
  10/18/05
Ah well, back to the drawing board. And by drawing board I m...
diverse lay cuckoldry
  10/18/05
it never occured to me that Julian might be DungeonmasTTTer ...
exhilarant cerise business firm mediation
  03/22/07
This is probably something obvious, but what's "AFC&quo...
lascivious out-of-control brunch
  10/18/05
Average Frustrated chump = person with no game, does not get...
Orchid location
  10/18/05
Average Frustrated Chump
judgmental slimy base
  10/18/05
for christ's sake, try sleeping with a woman before you post...
nubile corner
  10/18/05
TITCR
shivering bearded personal credit line
  10/19/05
Seriously, this was great flame. 300+ posts? 180.
Titillating amber parlor sandwich
  10/18/05
Probably the first thread I'd consider sending to my friends...
swollen vivacious trailer park internal respiration
  10/18/05
Yeah this one was classic. Reminds me of when I started post...
Primrose thirsty locus gaping
  10/18/05
the museum part was fine, it all went downhill with this one...
hyperventilating telephone
  10/18/05
I still don't understand the fucking museum line. That one w...
Primrose thirsty locus gaping
  10/18/05
he should have included the second part. But it could have ...
hyperventilating telephone
  10/18/05
Yeah, like I said earlier, he really shouldn't have been so ...
Primrose thirsty locus gaping
  10/18/05
he got cocky, it'd be like having Cyrano whisper advice in y...
hyperventilating telephone
  10/18/05
I HAVE A FUCKING URGENT MSG TOO BITCHES, YOU KNOW WHAT THAT ...
Amethyst faggot firefighter
  10/19/05
EVERYONE on this thread is a pathetic loser. I can't believe...
Pungent red sound barrier
  10/19/05
Right, so there was finally an entertaining thread around he...
shivering bearded personal credit line
  10/19/05
Haha. 174's name is in every 3rd thread and pensive's questi...
Pungent red sound barrier
  10/19/05
Its not nonsense. You homos take up way too much of the boar...
shivering bearded personal credit line
  10/19/05
"You add nothing to the board. You people take up too m...
Pungent red sound barrier
  10/19/05
This was actually funny.
shivering bearded personal credit line
  10/19/05
"Especially you, Chauncey, you add absolutely nothing.&...
marvelous useless brakes gunner
  10/19/05
The only thing left to do is e-mail her this thread's link.
jade fragrant sanctuary azn
  10/19/05
That would ruin his life. Word would get out.
judgmental slimy base
  10/19/05
still funny
exhilarant cerise business firm mediation
  10/19/05
...
exhilarant cerise business firm mediation
  10/25/05
bump.
Dashing Bespoke Love Of Her Life
  11/15/05
i just took a solid half hour and read this thread from begi...
spectacular shitlib multi-billionaire
  11/15/05
...
exhilarant cerise business firm mediation
  12/07/05
A classic. Part of XO's cultural heritage.
Primrose thirsty locus gaping
  12/07/05
The best part of this thread is not knowing for sure if this...
cream casino
  12/21/05
...
exhilarant cerise business firm mediation
  02/06/06
he had her then lost her because he started being a pussy (s...
beady-eyed startling theater kitty
  02/06/06
How is it that you people are so easily fooled? This is obv...
Flirting beta voyeur forum
  02/06/06
Was this Brian Wilson of the Beach Boys?
Talented library people who are hurt
  02/06/06
bump ....which is better? same flamer?
Gay heaven
  03/20/06
Never forget.
Vigorous Stag Film
  05/17/06
...
exhilarant cerise business firm mediation
  10/30/06
I just read this thread. Wow. This is an XO classic. I laugh...
heady abode travel guidebook
  10/30/06
GANGBANG
exhilarant cerise business firm mediation
  03/22/07
amusing
bossy tanning salon regret
  04/27/08
all of this has happened before and all of this will happen ...
exhilarant cerise business firm mediation
  04/27/08


Poast new message in this thread





Date: October 18th, 2005 8:41 PM
Author: lascivious out-of-control brunch

This girl I have a huge crush on just came online. I'm about to message her and try to show her what a witty and smart guy I am so maybe she'll take interest in me. I'm pretty fucking inept with girls so I'm bound to fuck this up on my own. I'll start posting this stuff in real-time. Under the post, tell me what I should respond with. Okay?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080025)





Date: October 18th, 2005 8:42 PM
Author: Dashing Bespoke Love Of Her Life

go

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080036)





Date: October 18th, 2005 8:43 PM
Author: wonderful fiercely-loyal rigor

Go for it. I'll do what I can.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080040)





Date: October 19th, 2005 2:52 AM
Author: azure institution indirect expression

This is obviously :D

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4083196)





Date: October 19th, 2005 11:52 AM
Author: judgmental slimy base

I doubt this highly. :D has better game.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4084019)





Date: October 18th, 2005 8:43 PM
Author: lascivious out-of-control brunch
Subject: Here we go...

me: hey, what's up?

her: not much. just got back from dinner. u?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080041)





Date: October 18th, 2005 8:44 PM
Author: erotic ratface incel

not much. just got front from dinner! LOL!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080057)





Date: October 18th, 2005 8:44 PM
Author: wonderful fiercely-loyal rigor

Sometimes I wish I could hunt my own dinners. You know, just stroll into the wilderness with nothing but my shotgun and my bravado (lol!) and live off the land.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080061)





Date: October 18th, 2005 8:45 PM
Author: Massive University Toaster

This is good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080068)





Date: October 18th, 2005 8:47 PM
Author: wonderful fiercely-loyal rigor

Hey, you're back! Haven't seen you posting much lately. How's stuff?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080097)





Date: October 18th, 2005 8:51 PM
Author: Massive University Toaster

Stuff is good. 2L life is pretty laid back (until finals roll around, I suppose).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080125)





Date: October 18th, 2005 8:53 PM
Author: wonderful fiercely-loyal rigor

Awesome. I always thought you were one of the better posters.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080149)





Date: October 18th, 2005 8:54 PM
Author: Massive University Toaster

Why thank you Petro! The feeling's mutual.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080162)





Date: October 18th, 2005 8:45 PM
Author: Orchid location

Lol you wouldnt say this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080070)





Date: October 18th, 2005 8:44 PM
Author: flatulent adulterous boistinker

do you realize how long this is going to take? you cant have 30 second pauses in between replies.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080054)





Date: October 18th, 2005 8:45 PM
Author: Massive University Toaster

Yes he can.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080073)





Date: October 18th, 2005 8:45 PM
Author: Glassy demanding pit

Lol he is gonna cherry pick responses from 15 different schticks and come off as schizophrenic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080077)





Date: October 18th, 2005 8:46 PM
Author: Dashing Bespoke Love Of Her Life

yasfrat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080083)





Date: October 18th, 2005 8:47 PM
Author: lascivious out-of-control brunch

me: Sometimes I wish I could hunt my own dinners. You know, just stroll into the wilderness with nothing but my shotgun and my bravado (lol!) and live off the land.

[thanks petro]

her: lol

her: um...okay

her: you don't actually hunt do you?

her: because i'm actually a vegan...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080094)





Date: October 18th, 2005 8:48 PM
Author: Copper alcoholic coffee pot

LOL!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080099)





Date: October 18th, 2005 8:48 PM
Author: erotic ratface incel

you should have used mine. you're screwed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080102)





Date: October 18th, 2005 8:49 PM
Author: Glassy demanding pit

Many a legume and tuberoot would fall prey to my shovel!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080105)





Date: October 18th, 2005 8:50 PM
Author: Citrine step-uncle's house hominid

funny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080113)





Date: October 18th, 2005 8:51 PM
Author: Glassy demanding pit

My strength as a human is quips and witty remarks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080132)





Date: October 18th, 2005 8:52 PM
Author: Citrine step-uncle's house hominid

I envy you that strength.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080142)





Date: October 18th, 2005 8:54 PM
Author: Glassy demanding pit

I charge out by the line in case you ever need some online assistance. This is purely pro-bono right now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080166)





Date: October 18th, 2005 8:55 PM
Author: Citrine step-uncle's house hominid

I'd like to set something up for real life--like, I could wear a secret headset and you could tell me what to say through a walkie talkie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080178)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:14 PM
Author: Glassy demanding pit

Believe it or not, I have done something very similar to this for a friend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080348)





Date: October 18th, 2005 10:10 PM
Author: Citrine step-uncle's house hominid

this, my firend, is the stuff that 80's movies are made of.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080905)





Date: October 18th, 2005 8:49 PM
Author: Dashing Bespoke Love Of Her Life

vegan = get out now. She'll take over your life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080109)





Date: October 18th, 2005 8:49 PM
Author: exhilarant cerise business firm mediation

you might as well go ahead and sign off - you're dead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080112)





Date: October 18th, 2005 8:50 PM
Author: wonderful fiercely-loyal rigor

Veganism is a shifty doctrine under which a man accepts the benefits of the social group without being willing to eat its fruits--and claims a halo for his dishonesty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080116)





Date: October 18th, 2005 8:51 PM
Author: exhilarant cerise business firm mediation

definitely go with this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080124)





Date: October 18th, 2005 8:51 PM
Author: Flesh insecure set

She'll only get mad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080131)





Date: October 18th, 2005 8:51 PM
Author: lascivious out-of-control brunch

me: Many a legume and tuberoot would fall prey to my shovel!

[thanks psychologist]

her: lol

her: you're an odd one

her: i think someone started the drinking a little early tonight ;)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080127)





Date: October 18th, 2005 8:52 PM
Author: Scarlet Razzmatazz Range

And I sing amid despair and isolation

Of the chance to know you, to sing of me

Which are you. You see,

You hold me up to the light in a way

I should never have expected, or suspected, perhaps



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080134)





Date: October 18th, 2005 8:52 PM
Author: Flesh insecure set

NO, YOU'RE THE ONE DRINKING TONIGHT YOU STUPID CUNT WHORE ROTTEN FUCKSLIT!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080139)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:34 PM
Author: Primrose thirsty locus gaping

Credited. I would also add the word "Meathole" somewhere in there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080553)





Date: February 6th, 2006 7:36 PM
Author: Shimmering swashbuckling toilet seat

LOL



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#5013021)





Date: October 18th, 2005 8:52 PM
Author: Glassy demanding pit

I generally need to loosen up before I attempt to talk to attractive women. This way I don't recognize when I sound like an idiot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080141)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:10 PM
Author: Emerald floppy patrolman

good one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080315)





Date: October 18th, 2005 8:52 PM
Author: wonderful fiercely-loyal rigor

Drinking? Nah, that's played-out. More like crystal meth + a jar of huffin' glue!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080143)





Date: October 18th, 2005 8:53 PM
Author: abusive magical potus

You talk to guys who drink alone, at 8pm on a tuesday, at their computer? You must have low standards, will you go out with me sometime?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080147)





Date: October 18th, 2005 8:53 PM
Author: Orchid location

good one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080156)





Date: October 18th, 2005 8:54 PM
Author: Glassy demanding pit

Well crafted, I might even like this more than mine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080159)





Date: October 18th, 2005 8:54 PM
Author: exhilarant cerise business firm mediation

with his track record so far, I half expect him to use this one next

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080170)





Date: October 18th, 2005 8:53 PM
Author: exhilarant cerise business firm mediation

congratulations, you're now the eccentric but harmless guy to her

they get laid _all_ the time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080152)





Date: October 18th, 2005 8:55 PM
Author: onyx church building famous landscape painting

That's sarcasm, right? Or I would't be a virgin.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080179)





Date: October 18th, 2005 8:56 PM
Author: exhilarant cerise business firm mediation

I have been known to wield the sarcasm now and again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080186)





Date: October 18th, 2005 8:53 PM
Author: onyx church building famous landscape painting

I think it's pretty tough if not impossible to *make* a girl like you.

It has to be something that she sees in you not necessarily what you do. so just be yourself, and if she likes that, then good for you.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080153)





Date: October 18th, 2005 8:53 PM
Author: Scarlet Razzmatazz Range

would you beat it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080158)





Date: October 18th, 2005 8:56 PM
Author: onyx church building famous landscape painting

what do you mean ?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080189)





Date: October 18th, 2005 8:54 PM
Author: Orchid location

There is no fun in truth, but nonetheless well spoken.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080171)





Date: October 18th, 2005 8:55 PM
Author: Snowy Meetinghouse Codepig

Do not do this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080172)





Date: October 18th, 2005 8:55 PM
Author: lascivious out-of-control brunch

me: i generally need to loosen up before i attempt to talk to attractive women. this way i don't recognize when i sound like an idiot.

[thanks again psychologist]

her: aw, thanks. you're sweet

her: and don't worry. you're doing fine on the idiocy front so far! lol

her: so do you have any big plans for this weekend?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080181)





Date: October 18th, 2005 8:57 PM
Author: Massive University Toaster

Ask her out now. Do it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080193)





Date: October 18th, 2005 8:58 PM
Author: exhilarant cerise business firm mediation

yeah, I think this is the moment

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080208)





Date: October 18th, 2005 8:57 PM
Author: Dashing Bespoke Love Of Her Life

YOU: yes, actually I am attending the Monster Truck Show at the [insert stadium name here].

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080194)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:38 PM
Author: Primrose thirsty locus gaping

Good one. WWE also works here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080597)





Date: October 18th, 2005 8:57 PM
Author: Flesh insecure set

You should standardize your capitalization. Either go with standard capitalization or all lower caps; that way your responses don't look so schizophrenic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080195)





Date: October 18th, 2005 8:57 PM
Author: Glassy demanding pit

(Well, do you, I'm not going to craft your life for you)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080197)





Date: October 18th, 2005 8:57 PM
Author: wonderful fiercely-loyal rigor

My plans are only as good as museum security... daddy's gotta make a living, you know?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080201)





Date: October 18th, 2005 8:58 PM
Author: Glassy demanding pit

Front half is great, back half is a bit weak.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080211)





Date: October 18th, 2005 8:59 PM
Author: wonderful fiercely-loyal rigor

True. He should truncate it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080222)





Date: October 18th, 2005 8:58 PM
Author: abusive magical potus

DO NOT CALL HER ATTRACTIVE YOU FUCKING FAGGOT, YOU ARE PUTTING HER ON A PEDESTAL SHE DIDN'T EARN



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080205)





Date: October 18th, 2005 8:59 PM
Author: exhilarant cerise business firm mediation

generally correct, although I think it bought him a temporary reprieve from the crash and burn that was underway previously - can't overdo it though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080217)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:00 PM
Author: Orchid location

True. I dont think he has enough game to carry further he will end up being an AFC, average frustrated chump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080228)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:02 PM
Author: onyx church building famous landscape painting

I bought my AFC bumpersticker yesterday.

:-(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080243)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:05 PM
Author: Orchid location

Lol. Nice quote "whether beauty be found in mathematics or a flower"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080266)





Date: October 18th, 2005 8:59 PM
Author: Orchid location

Yeah very supplicating.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080221)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:39 PM
Author: Primrose thirsty locus gaping

Haha, you crack me up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080609)





Date: October 18th, 2005 8:58 PM
Author: passionate sapphire affirmative action

OH MY DEBBIE!!!!!! I want to fart in tupperware and save it for you!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080207)





Date: October 18th, 2005 8:59 PM
Author: Dashing Bespoke Love Of Her Life

167.

havent seen you around lately.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080216)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:02 PM
Author: Concupiscible Public Bath Feces

What's the newest development?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080241)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:03 PM
Author: Flesh insecure set

I'm going to assume he got shut down pretty bad. He made some stupid choices, especially that shovel comment. Stop trying to be cute, you stupid fucker.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080250)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:06 PM
Author: Massive University Toaster

the shovel comment was pure gold.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080275)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:03 PM
Author: lascivious out-of-control brunch

me: my plans are only as good as museum security

her: you lost me on that one

me: nevermind

me: but yeah, i have big plans

me: friday night. you and me

me: what do you say?

her: um...

her: are you serious?

me: when have i ever not been?

her: yeah

her: well, okay. why not

her: but first you have to tell me what these "big plans" are that you have in mind for us

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080249)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:04 PM
Author: abusive magical potus

that's for later ;)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080255)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:08 PM
Author: exhilarant cerise business firm mediation

this sounds correct but I don't think it fits well w/ the persona he's built up so far - right now she's thinking that on the off chance that there's really something to a guy that sounds this schizo, it's worth at least one date to find out - this comment reveals all that for the bullshit it really is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080294)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:04 PM
Author: Flesh insecure set

i come over, i slip my penis into you, release my seed, and leave. sound good?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080256)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:04 PM
Author: Massive University Toaster

Have you ever heard the phrase "menage a three"?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080259)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:04 PM
Author: Concupiscible Public Bath Feces

They involve three clowns, a llama, and a kickball.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080260)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:05 PM
Author: onyx church building famous landscape painting

hmmm...that doesn't sound very good.

This is coming from a guy with even less "game" than you have, so...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080261)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:06 PM
Author: Concupiscible Public Bath Feces

Yes, you are very correct. She thinks he's weird now. I don't know why he did this, and actually used peoples responses. He is fucked (or rather...not fucked)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080272)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:07 PM
Author: erotic ratface incel

This girl is a vegan. I'm sure she's into weird guys.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080279)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:41 PM
Author: Primrose thirsty locus gaping

If it's any consolation, he'd have blown the date anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080632)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:08 PM
Author: Glassy demanding pit

How well do you know this girl?

If not so well:

How about something simple? There's a good coffee place at [Insert Name]... **only use this if she is a psuedo-intellectual type and you can hold a decent conversation without assistance for an hour or two**

Are you any good at dancing? There's a great club [insert here]... **this is if she is sort or sorority-ish**

Let go with an old stand-by dinner and a movie/show/play

I like coffee for a first date. It lends itself to lasting 25 minutes for 4 hours.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080296)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:06 PM
Author: lascivious out-of-control brunch

me: that's for later ;)

her: uh oh

me: i'm just kidding

her: oh, darn. lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080274)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:07 PM
Author: Massive University Toaster

You're using dee's lines? Now you're fucked...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080282)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:07 PM
Author: Flesh insecure set

Not necessarily.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080288)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:07 PM
Author: Concupiscible Public Bath Feces

Wow, a good response from her.

Well...you better think of something to do quick if you haven't yet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080290)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:08 PM
Author: abusive magical potus

do you have a pic? send

(post the pic for us)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080298)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:10 PM
Author: exhilarant cerise business firm mediation

good call

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080314)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:09 PM
Author: Orchid location

I really cant believe this is working.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080302)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:09 PM
Author: flatulent adulterous boistinker

you and me both

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080308)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:10 PM
Author: exhilarant cerise business firm mediation

yeah, I'm a little curious about this girl now - she, uh, hasn't been particularly impressive so far

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080310)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:11 PM
Author: sinister den

from what I have seen, I want to glass boat her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080325)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:11 PM
Author: Flesh insecure set

I think it's working despite his IMing, not because of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080320)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:12 PM
Author: Concupiscible Public Bath Feces

Must be the case...or else she is as desperate and ugly as he is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080335)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:11 PM
Author: onyx church building famous landscape painting

Neither can I. This is usually the textbook method of creeping out girls.

Maybe she really is a weirdo or just dumb.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080323)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:09 PM
Author: Saffron odious deer antler bawdyhouse

WHY DON'T YOU JUST LINK HER UP TO THIS SITE AND WE CAN ALL GANGBANG HER?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080303)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:42 PM
Author: Primrose thirsty locus gaping

175

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080652)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:11 PM
Author: Orchid location

In this situation if coffee date the best choice. Movie they are side by side not talking for two hours, and dinner can be long and awkward.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080327)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:12 PM
Author: Saffron odious deer antler bawdyhouse

GANGBANG > COFFEE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080334)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:13 PM
Author: Glassy demanding pit

Your analysis is absolute correct. Coffee works really well. Dinner and a movie is ideal for people who already know eachother well enough that spontaneous mid-movie makeout is feasible/likely.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080341)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:13 PM
Author: Concupiscible Public Bath Feces

Yeah, I'd have to go with a nice coffee house thing. Make it at like 8 or so. After dinner, but before the night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080346)





Date: May 18th, 2006 12:10 AM
Author: bonkers rough-skinned station dopamine

coffe and movie is best option. he can make a move in the theater.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#5805908)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:12 PM
Author: nubile corner

obvious flame, but this thread is comedy gold

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080333)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:13 PM
Author: Saffron odious deer antler bawdyhouse

GANGBANG > both COMEDY and GOLD

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080336)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:16 PM
Author: Flesh insecure set

169

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080365)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:13 PM
Author: Orchid location

true it is comedy, but maybe its not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080340)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:15 PM
Author: Glassy demanding pit

If he doesnt post any more Im going to feel so used.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080359)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:15 PM
Author: Saffron odious deer antler bawdyhouse

Imagined how used she would feel IF WE ALL GANGBANGED HER?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080362)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:16 PM
Author: exhilarant cerise business firm mediation

I bet she shot him down at the end

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080371)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:15 PM
Author: lascivious out-of-control brunch

her: are you talking to a lot of people or something?

me: why?

her: you're just taking a really long time to reply

me: oh sorry. say the word and they're gone

me: you get top priority here

her: it's fine

her: i was just curious

me: but seriously...

me: how about dinner at _____

me: and then we can just play it by ear from there?

her: okay

her: i guess that's alright

her: but it has to be kinda early though

her: my friend's having a party at his apt later that night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080363)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:16 PM
Author: Emerald floppy patrolman

PWN3D!!!!!!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080372)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:18 PM
Author: flatulent adulterous boistinker

ditto

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080387)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:16 PM
Author: Saffron odious deer antler bawdyhouse

"HIS apartment" sounds like a GANGBANG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080373)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:17 PM
Author: nubile corner

the two posts above didn't do it, but this one made me laugh out loud

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080379)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:17 PM
Author: Flesh insecure set

I rate your overall performance in this thread 170.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080381)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:43 PM
Author: Primrose thirsty locus gaping

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080667)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:17 PM
Author: Emerald floppy patrolman

Say, "I can't wait to meet all your friends at the party!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080378)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:21 PM
Author: onyx church building famous landscape painting

Edit:

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080413)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:17 PM
Author: abusive magical potus

we can show up fashionably late, people will wait

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080380)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:19 PM
Author: exhilarant cerise business firm mediation

I definitely like this version of "implying we're going to the party together" better than the one right above

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080399)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:17 PM
Author: onyx church building famous landscape painting

you're screwed. she mentioned the friend to give you a hint that she's not really interested in you.

Hope this helps

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080382)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:18 PM
Author: Flesh insecure set

You have such a negative interpretation of everything. STFU.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080391)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:22 PM
Author: onyx church building famous landscape painting

Edit:

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080430)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:17 PM
Author: Orchid location

Do the dinner a little later, go to friends house get her drunk, then get laid?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080383)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:20 PM
Author: exhilarant cerise business firm mediation

the way this girl keeps giving him extra chances, this is not outside the realm of possibility

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080409)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:17 PM
Author: exhilarant cerise business firm mediation

SHE KNOWS

also, she would have invited you along to the party if you had any real chance here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080384)





Date: May 18th, 2006 12:12 AM
Author: bonkers rough-skinned station dopamine

titcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#5805920)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:18 PM
Author: Glassy demanding pit

Wow, she really doesn't want this date. Switch it to coffee. That way neither of you are tied up waiting for the check.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080390)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:19 PM
Author: Orchid location

Depending on how coffee goes, go to party or just cut losses?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080404)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:21 PM
Author: Saffron odious deer antler bawdyhouse

By "cut losses" are you referring to "masturbation?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080418)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:21 PM
Author: Glassy demanding pit

He goes into coffee with the intention of earning an invitation. "Hey would you like to come to my friend's party with me?" He gets that and he's golden. If not, then not.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080423)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:22 PM
Author: Orchid location

Exactly. He cant ask to go, if he does then he has lost any chance at success.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080426)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:19 PM
Author: drab very tactful mood

it was going well until he pulled out the museum line. strategic miscalculation. it was downhill after that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080405)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:20 PM
Author: Glassy demanding pit

Yup, second he stopped using my lines it was all downhill.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080411)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:21 PM
Author: abusive magical potus

no, you faggot you unecessarily called her attractive which gave up all of his power

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080419)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:23 PM
Author: Glassy demanding pit

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Please scroll to the right for full message.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080433)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:23 PM
Author: abusive magical potus

quit scrolling the thread you fucking loser

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080443)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:25 PM
Author: Glassy demanding pit

Consensus is on my side. As well as looks, style, and size of bawllz.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080460)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:27 PM
Author: drab very tactful mood

downhill like mike tyson after he fired kevin rooney for don king. bad move.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080476)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:21 PM
Author: Emerald floppy patrolman

Agreed. He jumped the shark at that point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080415)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:21 PM
Author: exhilarant cerise business firm mediation

yeah, that was the key juncture

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080420)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:22 PM
Author: nubile corner

uh, i think the key juncture can be found in the OP...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080428)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:24 PM
Author: exhilarant cerise business firm mediation

haha, very true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080451)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:19 PM
Author: erotic ratface incel

dude, she's majorly into you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080402)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:20 PM
Author: Emerald floppy patrolman

nice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080407)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:22 PM
Author: lascivious out-of-control brunch

[going with :D again]

me: we can show up fashionably late, i'm sure it won't be a huge tragedy if we're not there from the beginning

her: do you know [guy who's throwing the party]?

me: nope

her: i mean, i'm not trying to be a bitch or anything

her: but i don't know if he'd be cool with extra people coming to his apt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080432)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:23 PM
Author: Flesh insecure set

PWNED!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080437)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:23 PM
Author: drab very tactful mood

you just got left out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080438)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:24 PM
Author: Saffron odious deer antler bawdyhouse

left out of THE GANGBANG.

How much of an idiot do you have to be to get left out of a GANGBANG!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080452)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:23 PM
Author: Saffron odious deer antler bawdyhouse

hahahaahahaahahaah



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080440)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:23 PM
Author: erotic ratface incel

beautiful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080441)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:23 PM
Author: nubile corner

MAN OVERBOARD

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080442)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:24 PM
Author: exhilarant cerise business firm mediation

it's over

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080448)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:24 PM
Author: abusive magical potus

GAME OVER

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080450)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:24 PM
Author: Boyish center

OUCH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080455)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:25 PM
Author: Concupiscible Public Bath Feces

Tell her to fuck off. You be the one to reject her!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080456)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:25 PM
Author: Excitant Coiffed Friendly Grandma

that's what you get for listening to the virgins on this board for flirting advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080462)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:25 PM
Author: Boyish center

What's her screen name?

Let's all start talking to her. ACT DUMB like you have no idea why.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080463)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:26 PM
Author: Saffron odious deer antler bawdyhouse

This is what I've been calling for for the past 20 mins

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080470)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:26 PM
Author: nubile corner

170

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080474)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:25 PM
Author: erotic ratface incel

"well, it's up to you... if he wouldn't be cool with it, we could head elsewhere."

just keep playing dumb.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080465)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:25 PM
Author: Big-titted Plaza International Law Enforcement Agency

"i'm sure he'll be too drunk to notice"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080467)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:26 PM
Author: Glassy demanding pit

I want to call :D an idiot for suggesting it, but he was obviously being sarcastic, so you're just an idiot for using it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080475)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:27 PM
Author: abusive magical potus

duh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080478)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:28 PM
Author: Glassy demanding pit

As much as it pains me, I need to give you a 180 for getting a person to massively pwn himself. You, sir, are a true man of art.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080488)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:29 PM
Author: Orchid location

seconded.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080494)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:28 PM
Author: Flesh insecure set

Yeah. The smart move would've been to let it slide, and hopefully impress her on the date so much she'd be inclined to skip the party or invite him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080485)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:27 PM
Author: Boyish center

"By the time I'm through with you, you'll be too tired for the party anyway"

SAY IT you have nothing to lose.

You can always pull a "just kidding it's cool" if she takes it bad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080479)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:27 PM
Author: Orchid location

I told you, you lost you cant assume youre going to the party unless she invites. Crash and burn. You are now an AFC, average frustrated chump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080480)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:27 PM
Author: Emerald floppy patrolman

If you want to fuck between dinner and his party, that's cool too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080481)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:29 PM
Author: Flesh insecure set

SAY THIS.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080490)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:29 PM
Author: Saffron odious deer antler bawdyhouse

SECONDED

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080498)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:28 PM
Author: Talking circlehead weed whacker

FLAME

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080487)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:30 PM
Author: onyx church building famous landscape painting

Obviously, but as we have learned from past experience, people like to play along anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080501)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:30 PM
Author: Excitant Coiffed Friendly Grandma

give us her SN, she'll be impressed you have so many fucking friends

girls like it when they're center of attention

and if she thinks we're fucking around with her, she'll think you're an asso, in which case you can rip the wrap off the condom now

so give us her SN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080507)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:29 PM
Author: lascivious out-of-control brunch

me: that's cool. don't worry about it

me: you're still up for dinner, though, right?

me: i mean, you'll be eating at some point...

me: so it might as well be with me :)

her: maybe

her: sorry. nothing against you, but i probably jumped the gun before

her: i just know he'll be expecting me there and i was going to go with some friends anyway

her: so dinner might not be the best idea on friday after all

[after about 45 seconds]

her: sorry

[HOW CAN I GET OUT WITH MINIMAL DAMAGE AT THIS POINT???]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080492)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:30 PM
Author: erotic ratface incel

lunch?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080502)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:30 PM
Author: Flesh insecure set

This is a fucking disaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080505)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:30 PM
Author: Saffron odious deer antler bawdyhouse

Apply lotion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080506)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:30 PM
Author: Talking circlehead weed whacker

"ouch a crushing blow. who is this douche anyway?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080508)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:32 PM
Author: Emerald floppy patrolman

good call. chalk that one up to experience.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080528)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:31 PM
Author: Pontificating Doctorate Site

Dinner Thursday.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080511)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:31 PM
Author: exhilarant cerise business firm mediation

take a knee and get off the fucking field already

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080512)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:32 PM
Author: Saffron odious deer antler bawdyhouse

YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!

*SLAP ON THE BUTT*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080527)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:31 PM
Author: Copper alcoholic coffee pot

say ok. nothing else.

maybe she'll feel guilty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080514)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:32 PM
Author: charcoal razzle-dazzle goyim

Brilliant.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080522)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:33 PM
Author: Saffron odious deer antler bawdyhouse

All joking aside, this is actually the best advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080537)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:31 PM
Author: Emerald floppy patrolman

Let's still do dinner. I didn't mean to invite myself earlier. (Then get her trashed at dinner and make sure she doesn't make it to the party.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080517)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:31 PM
Author: judgmental slimy base

"you know, i'm an ass. i should be apologizing to you. i just remembered that i'm not available on friday either. let's make it saturday."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080518)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:33 PM
Author: Excitant Coiffed Friendly Grandma

slick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080543)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:34 PM
Author: Emerald floppy patrolman

that's a good one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080552)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:36 PM
Author: judgmental slimy base

I had a good day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080568)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:31 PM
Author: Flesh insecure set

The only way to recover your honor is to forcefully take her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080519)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:31 PM
Author: Orchid location

You missed your chance, my schedule will be full for at least another 1 week, but Im sure I might be able to slip you for hot cup of java sometime...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080520)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:33 PM
Author: judgmental slimy base

this is good, except I'd cut it to ~1 week and leave out the secretary.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080538)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:34 PM
Author: Orchid location

Yeah I might have gone overboard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080558)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:37 PM
Author: Orchid location

This is probably the best he can do to bring things back to neutral.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080587)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:32 PM
Author: Boyish center

TELL THIS GIRL BYE AND GIVE US HER SN.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080523)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:32 PM
Author: drab very tactful mood

Game Over

Insert 25 Cents to Continue

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080524)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:32 PM
Author: magenta round eye

"fuck you very much" then block her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080525)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:32 PM
Author: abusive magical potus

block her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080529)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:32 PM
Author: onyx church building famous landscape painting

Now it sounds like this party is completely made-up so you were shot down from since earlier on in the conversation.

My advice: Go and masturbate fervently to hardcore anal-gaping porn.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080531)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:32 PM
Author: Excitant Coiffed Friendly Grandma

the only way you can save yourself if by PWNing her mercilessly by giving us her SN

you've got nothing to lose at this point, she already has you in the Nice guy I'll never fuck category

the only way to get out of that is to fuck with her

give us her SN, she can block us if we get too annoying

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080534)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:33 PM
Author: magenta round eye

titcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080542)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:34 PM
Author: Boyish center

this is so right DO IT MAN.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080547)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:34 PM
Author: Flesh insecure set

This is a terrible idea. She'll know.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080557)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:34 PM
Author: judgmental slimy base

I think he can get out of the friendzone by being sufficiently callous and distant.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080551)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:36 PM
Author: Excitant Coiffed Friendly Grandma

no, that only works if you're extremely good looking or cool

otherwise its very transparent

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080571)





Date: October 18th, 2005 10:04 PM
Author: judgmental slimy base

True. Maybe he needs to start smoking and get a leather jacket.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080856)





Date: October 30th, 2006 11:41 AM
Author: vibrant point

el oh el

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#6885679)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:33 PM
Author: Umber nudist bbw

WHY DONT YOU LOVE ME!!!!!!! I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE BITCH.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080535)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:34 PM
Author: Boyish center

170

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080554)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:36 PM
Author: Copper alcoholic coffee pot

Hillarious!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080573)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:49 PM
Author: Primrose thirsty locus gaping

Nice!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080732)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:33 PM
Author: Orchid location

please tell me u dont have to see this chick on a regular basis.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080539)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:34 PM
Author: black crawly national puppy

it's ok. I guess it'll have to be stovetop ramen for one (sigh).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080556)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:35 PM
Author: Glassy demanding pit

Ok, now, completely change your punctuation style:

"Hey! My friend said he was talking to you, what's up?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080562)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:36 PM
Author: Flesh insecure set

Hahahaha!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080569)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:37 PM
Author: nubile corner

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080583)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:38 PM
Author: Excitant Coiffed Friendly Grandma

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080590)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:38 PM
Author: erotic ratface incel

TITCR.

I used to pull this all the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080591)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:50 PM
Author: Primrose thirsty locus gaping

Dude this is a great idea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080744)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:35 PM
Author: magenta round eye

"you know, a d20 isn't optimal for modeling real human interactions. 4xd10 is a MUCH better system"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080563)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:38 PM
Author: judgmental slimy base

Critical hit! Pensive is...

PWNED!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080593)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:47 PM
Author: Primrose thirsty locus gaping

This is as painful as a Bush press conference

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080713)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:33 PM
Author: Emerald floppy patrolman

STAND HER UP FOR DINNER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080540)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:34 PM
Author: Saffron odious deer antler bawdyhouse

Reread the message, she's not coming

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080548)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:35 PM
Author: judgmental slimy base

It's hard to reject someone who has already rejected you, and when it can be done, it generally doesn't reverse the rejection.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080559)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:36 PM
Author: Saffron odious deer antler bawdyhouse

No time to philosophize. He's got a chicken to choke.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080574)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:36 PM
Author: Emerald floppy patrolman

my bad.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080579)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:36 PM
Author: exhilarant cerise business firm mediation

I think the OP (if real, and not the Internet Badass etc.) is only the second person I've encountered in my life with negative game - a "black hole", as it were

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080567)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:37 PM
Author: judgmental slimy base

Why? I agree that he's pretty lacking, but I'm curious as to what you think his specific mistakes were.

Myself, I'd never try to work this kind of thing over AIM; it's just not my style.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080584)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:38 PM
Author: Orchid location

Much too impersonal, easier for rejection, face to face shes more emotionally invested.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080601)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:40 PM
Author: judgmental slimy base

I'd agree with this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080615)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:39 PM
Author: Excitant Coiffed Friendly Grandma

but a rejection on AIM is better than IRL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080603)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:40 PM
Author: Orchid location

yeah thats the tradeoff, either way its hard to stomach. You get over it eventually though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080618)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:40 PM
Author: exhilarant cerise business firm mediation

I don't think he made a single correct decision at any point in the conversation - he was only in it as long as he was b/c the girl kept him in it (she might have been genuinely baffled by his demeanor), and he clearly did poorly enough to make her feel like her best course of action was the transparent revocation of dinner acceptance - I mean, it's just a disaster from start to finish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080620)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:38 PM
Author: Talking circlehead weed whacker

Certainly the fastest non spam thread to reach 200, ever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080592)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:38 PM
Author: erotic ratface incel

it's a brilliant thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080600)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:39 PM
Author: lascivious out-of-control brunch

me: okay

[after about a minute]

her: i feel bad now

me: it's fine

her: ok

her: well i guess i should get back to my homework

her: have a good night

her: i'll see you tomorrow

me: sure

me: see ya

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080602)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:39 PM
Author: nubile corner

*bell tolls*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080611)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:40 PM
Author: Excitant Coiffed Friendly Grandma

FLAME you fucking little spineless shiteating twig

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080614)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:40 PM
Author: magenta round eye

weak. give us her sn. it's over for you, but i've still got a chance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080617)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:40 PM
Author: Talking circlehead weed whacker

pwn3d.

you should have played it off wise ass:

"Ouch, the nasty sting of rejection..."

"oh so this isn't a rejection, well how about sometime this weekend?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080627)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:40 PM
Author: Boyish center

Man, I'm telling you, you have to give us her sn so we can exact vengeance for our fallen XOXO brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080629)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:41 PM
Author: judgmental slimy base

Ignore her tomorrow, and thereafter. Probably, she'll forget about you. However, this is your only hope. You have torpedoed yourself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080639)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:42 PM
Author: exhilarant cerise business firm mediation

here endeth the lesson

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080645)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:43 PM
Author: Orchid location

I had the perfect come back man, save this thread and learn man, thats all I can say.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080660)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:44 PM
Author: Saffron odious deer antler bawdyhouse

2 "man"s in one sentence. You must really mean it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080679)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:45 PM
Author: Orchid location

Yeah man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080697)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:49 PM
Author: judgmental slimy base

Oh, one other thing. "It's fine" is a terrible response. Whenever a girl rejects me, I don't say "it's fine". (I don't try to pwn her, either, contrary to what Media Kid reported.) I draw fast away and ignore her. For example, in closing:

Me: Well, how about giving me your number?

Her: Well, how about you give me your number, and I'll call you.

Me: Oh, so you don't have a phone? They're cheap; I'm sure you can afford one.

Her: I'm sorry, but I just don't give out my number... [this is a blatant lie]

Me: Okay. No, I understand the paranoia. It's a scary world out there. Hey, I gotta run.

Her: It was nice to meet you. [I fucking hate when women say this after rejecting me; it's the worst "fuck you" they have.]

Me: [nothing] -OR- I thought so.

Don't be aggressive or mean, and don't try to pwn her. Just be subtly distant and maybe slightly callous. 95+ times out of 100, you won't make any impression on her at all because you don't mean anything to her. On occasion, she will admire you, and become more attracted. At this point, at least in my experience, I've lost interest so it's a moot point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080735)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:52 PM
Author: Primrose thirsty locus gaping

Solid advice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080766)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:39 PM
Author: Boyish center

YAY OR NAY: GIANT SHOULD GIVE US HER SCREEN NAME. COME ON IF EVERYONE VOTES YAY HE HAS TO DO IT.

YAY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080610)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:40 PM
Author: Concupiscible Public Bath Feces

YAY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080621)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:40 PM
Author: diverse lay cuckoldry

yay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080628)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:41 PM
Author: Saffron odious deer antler bawdyhouse

FUCK YEAH "YAY"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080630)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:41 PM
Author: Saffron odious deer antler bawdyhouse

I SENSE A GANGBANG IS IMMINENT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080638)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:53 PM
Author: Primrose thirsty locus gaping

Fantastic performance in this thread. 178

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080772)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:41 PM
Author: magenta round eye

YAY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080641)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:44 PM
Author: exhilarant cerise business firm mediation

yay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080673)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:40 PM
Author: Saffron odious deer antler bawdyhouse

I HATE TO SAY IT, BUT YOU GOT TOO GREEDY.

YOU THOUGHT YOU COULD SUBDUE A WOMAN BY YOURSELF.

THIS PROVED FUTILE.

A TUESDAY NIGHT GANGBANG (or TNGB) WOULD HAVE BEEN THE PROPER COURSE OF ACTION.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080619)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:42 PM
Author: magenta round eye

THIS IS WHY HE NEEDS TO PWN HER BY GIVING US HER SN. IT IS THE ONLY WAY TO SAVE FACE.

(edit: should be responding to the post below)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080651)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:43 PM
Author: Saffron odious deer antler bawdyhouse

GANGBANG

GANGBANG

GANGBANG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080664)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:45 PM
Author: Orchid location

Yeah you cant schedule first dates on the weekend, shes not valuable enough for it. Tuesday is perfect for coffee.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080687)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:41 PM
Author: abusive magical potus

ENJOY AWKWARD MOMENTS THE REST OF THE TIME YOU SEE HER! PWNED!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080635)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:42 PM
Author: Saffron odious deer antler bawdyhouse

YOU MISSPELLED

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080647)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:43 PM
Author: exhilarant cerise business firm mediation

this is the credited response, for the thread as a whole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080663)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:42 PM
Author: Glassy demanding pit

Wow, I've never seen someone have their sac surgically removed and then be forced to swallow it in real time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080649)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:44 PM
Author: Excitant Coiffed Friendly Grandma

the thing is this guy swallowed it consensually and enjoyed the taste his tiny sperm factories

all he has to do is give us the SN, and his manhood will be revived

its that simple

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080674)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:48 PM
Author: Orchid location

I writhing on the floor in laughter, this thread must be flame. 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080722)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:46 PM
Author: abusive magical potus

Does the fact that she is a vegan make that pwnage even greater?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080703)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:50 PM
Author: sinister den

Classic.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080747)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:44 PM
Author: nubile corner

here's where you say 'you said yes, no takebacks!' it'll get her for sure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080670)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:44 PM
Author: Copper alcoholic coffee pot

I'm sorry, Giant.

This was sad.

Edit: Then again, who the fuck would like to date a vegan?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080678)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:45 PM
Author: Glassy demanding pit

He could still save it:

"PSYCHE! Man I totally got you!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080691)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:47 PM
Author: Copper alcoholic coffee pot

Nah. That would've been too obvious. I think he went in too strong. If he wasn't sure he would get a "yes", he should've just asked to go have a coffee or meet somewhere informal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080710)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:51 PM
Author: judgmental slimy base

Yeah, you can't go one color level higher on the interest spectrum than you already are. Dinner is red; coffee is yellow-orange. So if her interest-level in you is only yellow (platonic w/ romantic possibilities) then you have to start with coffee, not dinner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080753)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:52 PM
Author: magenta round eye

I don't think anyone actually advised him to ask her out to dinner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080763)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:45 PM
Author: Concupiscible Public Bath Feces

I don't think this is real, but just in case:

THIS IS WHAT YOU GET FOR LISTENING TO THIS BOARD ON A MATTER LIKE THIS! NEVER AGAIN! YOU WILL NEVER AGAIN DO SOMETHING LIKE THIS. NO MATTER WHAT YOU SAID IT WOULD HAVE BEEN BETTER THAN THIS. YOU DESERVE WHAT YOU GOT.

Honestly, I don't even know how you were in it as long as you were. She must have liked you somewhat before this conversation because she tried to save you several times. You just kept fucking it up though. Tell her you were wasted already or something like that. I honestly don't know how you can do damage control for something like this. I'd say just forget her and move on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080686)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:47 PM
Author: magenta round eye

he was doing fine until he started picking the bitch responses.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080716)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:46 PM
Author: lascivious out-of-control brunch

Thanks for the help, as ill-fated as it was. Obviously I'm not posting her SN, but I'll indulge :D and post her pic for a few minutes (it's not the greatest shot of her, but whatever):

http://i11-6.facebook.com/pics/3/0/n10110346_4842.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080699)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:47 PM
Author: Frozen organic girlfriend

Christ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080711)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:47 PM
Author: Concupiscible Public Bath Feces

Ugh, I take back my above post. We did you a favor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080714)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:49 PM
Author: Glassy demanding pit

WTF? I hit on THAT by proxy? I've never felt so dirty. I'm going to get a wire grill brush and scrape off the top layer of skin Gattica style.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080741)





Date: October 18th, 2005 10:00 PM
Author: Primrose thirsty locus gaping

Someone rehost this on imageshack! My work blocks facebook

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080822)





Date: October 18th, 2005 10:15 PM
Author: Dead Soul-stirring Market

Maybe someone did this already, but

http://img86.imageshack.us/img86/329/n1011034648422ej.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080945)





Date: October 19th, 2005 1:49 AM
Author: Primrose thirsty locus gaping

Thanks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4083012)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:47 PM
Author: abusive magical potus

This just shows that democracy = TTT.

she's not that hot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080717)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:48 PM
Author: Talking circlehead weed whacker

oh come on, shes probably prettier and definitely skinnier than the chick you "fucked".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080723)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:48 PM
Author: lascivious out-of-control brunch

Well, like I said...it's not the greatest shot. When her mouths not gaping wide open like a retard, she's actually really cute.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080729)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:51 PM
Author: Flesh insecure set

Yeah, the people here can't see beyond the picture. The fact that she put that as her picture show's she has a sense of humor, and it's easy to see that if her mouth weren't so contorted, she would be cute.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080755)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:47 PM
Author: Copper alcoholic coffee pot

Flame. PLEASEEEE tell me it's flame!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080720)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:48 PM
Author: nubile corner

yeah, now i really hope it's flame

it's like watching 2 retards trying to mate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080731)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:48 PM
Author: Flesh insecure set

She's decent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080724)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:49 PM
Author: abusive magical potus

Would a 'quality' woman have that as her facebook pic?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080737)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:52 PM
Author: Flesh insecure set

Perhaps.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080762)





Date: October 18th, 2005 10:01 PM
Author: Primrose thirsty locus gaping

Unlike most whores who spend too much time on the internets, Quality women don't take 123948023 pics and post the best one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080834)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:48 PM
Author: magenta round eye

jesus. she looks like my fucking moniker.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080727)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:50 PM
Author: erotic ratface incel

she's better than 90% of the plastic sorostitutes in the RATING threads on here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080749)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:52 PM
Author: magenta round eye

in real life she's probably decent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080768)





Date: October 19th, 2005 11:36 AM
Author: flushed indian lodge

She types fairly well for a retarded chick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4083881)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:49 PM
Author: impertinent house becky

Send her this picture in an email:

http://img321.imageshack.us/my.php?image=shroomin5ob.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080740)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:52 PM
Author: Umber nudist bbw

She's cute!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080764)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:54 PM
Author: judgmental slimy base

That's a way to reverse a rejection.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080778)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:54 PM
Author: Talking circlehead weed whacker

300 posts... wow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080780)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:56 PM
Author: Concupiscible Public Bath Feces

I was just thinkg about how this has to be a record time for it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080793)





Date: October 18th, 2005 9:58 PM
Author: Alcoholic avocado temple chad

I am very much like to make the date with you at the Sizzler and then watching the War of the Worlds with the Tom Cruise... you are date with me Saturday night, yes?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080807)





Date: October 18th, 2005 10:02 PM
Author: lascivious out-of-control brunch

Minor inconsequential update:

The away message she just put up reads:

"with kara, chillin with the 409 boyz for a few! call the cell"

409 being a dorm room/apartment here. So much for "homework" I guess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080841)





Date: October 18th, 2005 10:03 PM
Author: abusive magical potus

180^180^180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080847)





Date: October 18th, 2005 10:07 PM
Author: judgmental slimy base

What a slut.

Seriously, do you want a girl who uses the word "boyz" and puts her TTT sex life into her IMs? You know she's getting drilled like a cavity up there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080885)





Date: October 18th, 2005 10:09 PM
Author: abusive magical potus

What kind of TTT hangs out with someone named "Kara"?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080899)





Date: October 18th, 2005 10:07 PM
Author: Primrose thirsty locus gaping

Here's the translation:

"with kara, chillin with the 409 boyz for a GANGBANG! call the cell"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080888)





Date: October 18th, 2005 10:48 PM
Author: Saffron odious deer antler bawdyhouse

Truly great

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4081212)





Date: October 18th, 2005 10:08 PM
Author: erotic ratface incel

She is clearly begging for you to call the cell... DO IT!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080892)





Date: October 18th, 2005 10:10 PM
Author: judgmental slimy base

He has about a 4% chance at a save if he leaves a message like, "some homework" or the such.

At this point, why should he want this girl? She's a liar and probably a whore. Women who make big deals out of even everyday social interactions with men are almost invariantly getting thugged somewhere.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080908)





Date: October 18th, 2005 10:16 PM
Author: hyperventilating telephone

yeah passive-aggressiveness works real well with the ladies.

His only chance for a save is to plow through with a confident frame removing all indications of interest in her and just present himself as an interesting guy she should be dying to get to know. He shouldn't initiate again unless she gives indicators that she's really interested in him. He should IM her again the following Monday saying "So how was your friday? I had the weirdest time, I went to a bar with some friends and ran into some hot Swedish exchange students dressed as clowns who later turned out to be transsexuals on their way to a gay parade, or something like that."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080958)





Date: October 18th, 2005 10:24 PM
Author: judgmental slimy base

That's callousness, but not passive-aggressiveness, at least not in the technical sense.

I agree that your solution is probably superior. I'd just bag it at this point; she sounds like not a catch. She's a liar and he should let her have her 409 boyz [sic].

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4081008)





Date: October 18th, 2005 10:38 PM
Author: hyperventilating telephone

callousness is hard to initiate. Callousness would be her IMing him and saying "hey wassup" and then you saying "some homework eh?" Initiating it is passive-aggressiveness.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4081130)





Date: October 18th, 2005 10:09 PM
Author: hyperventilating telephone

you were too incongruent, she can sense it. You can't start off with witty liners and quips and then get serious and passive. You should have stuck with a witty, confident frame all the way through evne if you would have flamed out even more. When she sprung that party shit or backed out, you should have replied with something like "well what about your friend kara, is she available friday?" or something. Then she at least wouldn't have felt sorry for you and instead just thought you were too aggressive or weird for her or whatever; pity from a bitch is there anything more pathetic?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080897)





Date: October 18th, 2005 10:12 PM
Author: judgmental slimy base

Asking about the friend after getting shot down is a sure way of getting shut out with the friend, too. It's not a good call.

That said, I agree with your critique of his approach. I think his one-liners were pretty TTT, though. No offense to the people on the board, but I don't think corny jokes work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080926)





Date: October 18th, 2005 10:13 PM
Author: erotic ratface incel

nobody was actually trying to help this guy out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080933)





Date: October 18th, 2005 10:22 PM
Author: hyperventilating telephone

the one-liners were good, it got her interested. Things would have worked if he hadn't pussied out and gone with his own lines. He obviously has no confidence and when he reverted to his own lines, the lack of assurance showed through and indicated to her: "his confidence and bravado is false, he doesn't really know what he's doing." That torpedoed him more than anything else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080993)





Date: October 18th, 2005 10:19 PM
Author: hyperventilating telephone

You're not seriously asking about the friend, it's just an alpha male way of thinking: "yeah i got shot down by you, your loss. Your friend is hotter, I should give her a shot, why don't you help me get laid, your feelings are irrelevant."

The one-liners were gold. Especially for IM. You can't go into long stories on AIM until you've shown why she should read long paragraphs by you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080984)





Date: October 18th, 2005 10:12 PM
Author: Emerald floppy patrolman

GO TO ROOM 409 NOW!!!!!!!! WITH FLOWERS AND JAGERMEISTER!!!!!!!!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080921)





Date: October 18th, 2005 10:03 PM
Author: judgmental slimy base

Thank you for posting this. Watching you flop has helped me improve by shitty AFC game.

A few notes. You shouldn't mention nervousness around talking to "attractive women". This indicates that it's a sexually-charged conversation, and that's not good. Once you raise the stakes, five seconds later you better be making out with her or else you raised them too soon. Also, you should have subtly indicated that going to the party would be an inferior choice to spending the night with you, and that if she couldn't take you along, the guy was an anal douchebag (not in those words) for not accepting dates at his parties. Finally, saying "i have big plans", followed by "you and me" isn't C&F-type confidence, it's pushiness. This never works.

My advice would be that you shouldn't try to get into her plans (her TTT party, her social events, whatever). Invite her to something you would be doing anyway, like going to a rock concert, working out, or hanging out in your favorite coffeeshop. Try to make it something during the night hours (7:30 or later, but with a start time before 10); afternoon = friend, evening = date. Never mention that she is attractive; if you haven't gotten her to like you, she doesn't care what you think (n.b. "that's sweet" is BAD); if she does like you, she *does* care what you think and that's a great reason not to tell her. Subtly hint that you find her cute and interesting, but never spell out that you find her "attractive". Definitely don't ask her what she thinks of your looks, or if she finds you "attractive", either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080846)





Date: October 18th, 2005 10:06 PM
Author: Orchid location

titcr. I bet she tells all her 409 boys what an AFC Giant was. Live and learn, thats all I can say.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080870)





Date: October 18th, 2005 10:06 PM
Author: Primrose thirsty locus gaping

Concur

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080875)





Date: October 18th, 2005 10:10 PM
Author: diverse lay cuckoldry

pensive is absolutely right, you have to take baby steps. No level 2 Illusionist is going to have what it takes to win against a Beholder, even the smaller Gauth variety. And forget Elder Orbs or Hive Mothers. Start out staying close to the village, close enough to where you can always make it back within a few rounds. Kobolds, Goblins, and Gibberlings are your desired foes. Build up to Gnolls and Hobgoblins, then possibly Ogrillions. You have to crawl before you can walk!!! Level up to level 3. Then buy a scroll of Melf's Acid Arrow and go to TOWN. At this point you should be pimp enough to make the trek from the village to the town, assuming this is a good rolling night for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080912)





Date: October 18th, 2005 10:14 PM
Author: judgmental slimy base

168. 180 for the concept, but it went on too long.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080943)





Date: October 18th, 2005 10:17 PM
Author: diverse lay cuckoldry

Ah well, back to the drawing board. And by drawing board I mean DM handbook.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080965)





Date: March 22nd, 2007 2:17 AM
Author: exhilarant cerise business firm mediation

it never occured to me that Julian might be DungeonmasTTTer until right this moment

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#7795262)





Date: October 18th, 2005 10:11 PM
Author: lascivious out-of-control brunch

This is probably something obvious, but what's "AFC"?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080920)





Date: October 18th, 2005 10:13 PM
Author: Orchid location

Average Frustrated chump = person with no game, does not get laid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080928)





Date: October 18th, 2005 10:14 PM
Author: judgmental slimy base

Average Frustrated Chump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080935)





Date: October 18th, 2005 10:15 PM
Author: nubile corner

for christ's sake, try sleeping with a woman before you post stupid shit like this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080947)





Date: October 19th, 2005 2:07 AM
Author: shivering bearded personal credit line

TITCR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4083100)





Date: October 18th, 2005 10:08 PM
Author: Titillating amber parlor sandwich

Seriously, this was great flame. 300+ posts? 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080895)





Date: October 18th, 2005 10:17 PM
Author: swollen vivacious trailer park internal respiration

Probably the first thread I'd consider sending to my friends and let them know I post here...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4080966)





Date: October 18th, 2005 10:25 PM
Author: Primrose thirsty locus gaping

Yeah this one was classic. Reminds me of when I started posting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4081017)





Date: October 18th, 2005 10:36 PM
Author: hyperventilating telephone

the museum part was fine, it all went downhill with this one line:

"me: oh sorry. say the word and they're gone"

So this one bitch mentions she's feeling ignored and you go and stop talking to all your friends? What happened to the funny confident guy she had been talking to? She gave you a pass when you mentioned that bullshit about talking to attractive women, she might have thought "oh look he's confident but really sweet too" now with this line she thinks "oh look he's confident but needy, does not compute. Is this all a front?" I won't even get into telling her explicitly she gets top priority.

You further sunk yourself here:

"me: but seriously...

me: how about dinner at _____

me: and then we can just play it by ear from there?"

Yeah wow, you had big plans for you and her and this means dinner at the Sizzler. Now she knows you're all talk; she thought you were different, interesting, maybe you could bring excitement to her life. Instead you want to sit down and eat with her like every other jackass in the world. What you should have done is suggested something completely off the wall and then settle for dinner (if that's what your really want to do with her) making it look as if you're settling but that you really want to do something more exciting. You should have said "Why don't we go camping, I'll go hunting for tuberoots like I said earlier and you can use my shotgun for the legumes." Then when she says you can't be serious then say "oh what, you just want to go to dinner or something, I guess we could do that, but next time we're doing something really BIG." Suggesting skydiving or bungee jumping or something works as well, best to mention some details though like "let's go to Skydiving Nation on 57th and Elm, they have a Friday night special, two for the price of one."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4081110)





Date: October 18th, 2005 10:37 PM
Author: Primrose thirsty locus gaping

I still don't understand the fucking museum line. That one was painful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4081121)





Date: October 18th, 2005 10:39 PM
Author: hyperventilating telephone

he should have included the second part. But it could have gone either way, stacking three one-liners in a row only works well on some girls. But it doesn't matter, it didn't sink him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4081137)





Date: October 18th, 2005 10:39 PM
Author: Primrose thirsty locus gaping

Yeah, like I said earlier, he really shouldn't have been so bummed. He'd have sunk the date anyway

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4081144)





Date: October 18th, 2005 10:41 PM
Author: hyperventilating telephone

he got cocky, it'd be like having Cyrano whisper advice in your ear and then deciding after a few minutes you don't need him and going off on your own. Dumb move.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4081162)





Date: October 19th, 2005 1:51 AM
Author: Amethyst faggot firefighter

I HAVE A FUCKING URGENT MSG TOO BITCHES, YOU KNOW WHAT THAT IS???? TUBAFROG == 174 HTH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4083021)





Date: October 19th, 2005 2:05 AM
Author: Pungent red sound barrier

EVERYONE on this thread is a pathetic loser. I can't believe this bullshit thread got 300+ posts -- oh wait, I CAN believe it, xoxo is full of socially inept loser-fuck virgins with no idea how to talk to women. Fucking idiots.

I don't even get on AIM nowadays because there are about 5 - 6 stupid cunts that constantly hound me trying to get me to go out. You fuckers are entirely pathetic. I was laughing the entire time I read this thread; and I'm laughing now. HAHHAHAHAA

GOOD LUCK IN LIFE.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4083092)





Date: October 19th, 2005 2:11 AM
Author: shivering bearded personal credit line

Right, so there was finally an entertaining thread around here that wasnt about 174 or your alliance or whatever corny shit you post about non stop. How annoying that a non flame thread generated interest and was actually funny and engaging. Shut the fuck up loser. You contribute nothing to this place.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4083112)





Date: October 19th, 2005 2:14 AM
Author: Pungent red sound barrier

Haha. 174's name is in every 3rd thread and pensive's questions threads are some of the most posted on in xoxo history (as are mine -- under my various flame monikers).

Look pal. I have no idea who you are and I really don't give a shit. If you're going to disagree that you're a pathetic loser like the rest of these cunts, then that's fine; but don't bring up all this nonsense about "cronys" and "alliances" and such -- it makes you sound childish and kinda jealous.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4083123)





Date: October 19th, 2005 2:22 AM
Author: shivering bearded personal credit line

Its not nonsense. You homos take up way too much of the board with that crap. Its annoying to the normal people here. You add nothing to the board. At least 174 has said some funny shit in his time, no one here finds you the least bit entertaining so just shut the fuck up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4083135)





Date: October 19th, 2005 2:27 AM
Author: Pungent red sound barrier

"You add nothing to the board. You people take up too much board space. You people waste my time because I like to respond to you. You people are a total waste of time because people like you are always on my mind. You people and your lives are always the subject of conversation here. You add nothing. Nothing! All people ever do is talk about 174 and pensive and their "prestige alliance." You add nothing to the board. I am infatuated with the alliance and I want to be apart of it. You add nothing. Especially you, Chauncey, you add absolutely nothing. I hate you and I hope you die. I want you to die because you have a large penis, girfriends, and you are liked. Yeah, liked and loved. Like Julius Caesar. Perhaps a better word may be "known." You see, I've been posting here for years and you come strolling into town with your "prestige alliance" and your "four horsemen" and all of a sudden I'm an inconsequential afterthought. I can't stand it. You add nothing. I like to say you add nothing. Here, I'll say it again: You add nothing."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4083140)





Date: October 19th, 2005 2:29 AM
Author: shivering bearded personal credit line

This was actually funny.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4083145)





Date: October 19th, 2005 2:30 AM
Author: marvelous useless brakes gunner

"Especially you, Chauncey, you add absolutely nothing."

180+

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4083147)





Date: October 19th, 2005 11:49 AM
Author: jade fragrant sanctuary azn

The only thing left to do is e-mail her this thread's link.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4083981)





Date: October 19th, 2005 12:55 PM
Author: judgmental slimy base

That would ruin his life. Word would get out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4084465)





Date: October 19th, 2005 12:47 PM
Author: exhilarant cerise business firm mediation

still funny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4084400)





Date: October 25th, 2005 7:12 PM
Author: exhilarant cerise business firm mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4135170)





Date: November 15th, 2005 9:00 PM
Author: Dashing Bespoke Love Of Her Life

bump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4300938)





Date: November 15th, 2005 9:38 PM
Author: spectacular shitlib multi-billionaire

i just took a solid half hour and read this thread from beginning to end. i didnt want to scroll down and confirm my suspicions about whether this was a bonafide flame or not. i still say it is, but not knowing for sure is the best part.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4301302)





Date: December 7th, 2005 12:02 AM
Author: exhilarant cerise business firm mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4483761)





Date: December 7th, 2005 12:53 AM
Author: Primrose thirsty locus gaping

A classic. Part of XO's cultural heritage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4484303)





Date: December 21st, 2005 7:01 PM
Author: cream casino

The best part of this thread is not knowing for sure if this is a real flame. It could certainly be real.

<3 xoxo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#4633122)





Date: February 6th, 2006 7:27 PM
Author: exhilarant cerise business firm mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#5012940)





Date: February 6th, 2006 7:57 PM
Author: beady-eyed startling theater kitty

he had her then lost her because he started being a pussy (see the sonicyouth post above). this is document that we all should revisit, time to time. whether it's flame or not, it is truth.

i love this thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#5013263)





Date: February 6th, 2006 7:59 PM
Author: Flirting beta voyeur forum

How is it that you people are so easily fooled? This is obvious flame. I saw the fire from the very start.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#5013299)





Date: February 6th, 2006 8:03 PM
Author: Talented library people who are hurt

Was this Brian Wilson of the Beach Boys?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#5013345)





Date: March 20th, 2006 2:37 AM
Author: Gay heaven

bump ....which is better? same flamer?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#5379655)





Date: May 17th, 2006 11:56 PM
Author: Vigorous Stag Film

Never forget.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#5805825)





Date: October 30th, 2006 1:51 AM
Author: exhilarant cerise business firm mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#6884885)





Date: October 30th, 2006 11:21 AM
Author: heady abode travel guidebook

I just read this thread. Wow. This is an XO classic. I laughed so hard I almost spit out my morning coffee. How far this board has fallen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#6885627)





Date: March 22nd, 2007 2:02 AM
Author: exhilarant cerise business firm mediation

GANGBANG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#7795207)





Date: April 27th, 2008 3:38 PM
Author: bossy tanning salon regret

amusing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#9693656)





Date: April 27th, 2008 3:23 PM
Author: exhilarant cerise business firm mediation

all of this has happened before and all of this will happen again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=281481&forum_id=2#9693558)