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My bf in BIGLAW=fat sports-obsessed terrible dresser fast food addict alcoholic

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Sounds like a 180 friend to have
Ruddy twisted goal in life
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Absolutely the best
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lol yes This guy is 34 and on both high blood pressure and ...
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he is going to be disco fires in 3 years
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don't out me bro
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DEREK???
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wheres this from
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My life. I am OP.
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Why? Do you feel like you know the guy I'm describing? Are y...
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180
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Having friends like this is amazing and one of the few good ...
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Totally agreed. Not an understatement when I say that him as...
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He sounds 180. If he likes fishing, bring him to AK, I'll ta...
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Did a semester in UG @ U of A Southeast. Best semester ever ...
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Yeah, Juneau sucks for women. Southeast is amazing if you do...
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what was his name before the gender reassignment?
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Just had lunch with him at this Jewish deli in midtown and w...
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You worked with JD Vance?
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This guy would NEVER eat Aloo Ghobi
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Date: March 8th, 2019 3:13 PM
Author: Stubborn new version brunch

It's hard to really express how much cooler he is than all the fairies who tried so hard to project a sense of being cultured and educated.

This guy is brilliant - state school, top of class-->T14, Order of the Coif, law review-->COA clerkship-->top lit group, but you'd never know it by looking at him on the street. He lists his summer movie theater jobs on his LinkedIn with unironic one-liners about working hard. People here joke about Kenneth Cole square-toed shoes but this guy really wore them with Jos A. Bank Steve Harvey-style suits and odd colored shirts (e.g. teal) EVERYDAY. He has an enviable head of hair but a shit military-style haircut (he's never been in the service) that looks like Buzz from Home Alone.

We had a Starbucks IN our building (potentially outting the firm but who gives a fuck) and he'd walk three blocks away to go to Dunkin Donuts bc Starbucks coffee was "too strong." Never seen him make coffee in firm kitchen. I've literally never seen him eat lunch from anywhere besides McDonalds, Shake Shack (far too often), Subway - he got fucking pizza from Sbarro's like once a week and you pass several pizza joints on the way there. He never used Seamless bc he "needed the exercise" on his way to walk to ARBY's on 8th Avenue. Not sure he has ever really eaten at an adult restaurant outside of firm events where he would order a cheeseburger ("could you add bacon on that?") every single time except once at Jean-George when he had to order lamb chops.

At an SA event at Chelsea Piers - we do drinks after bowling and everyone of course orders a brew, a cocktail...LOL this guy orders a 96 oz. boot of beer like he's still at Penn State. Fucking love it. Still remember the audible gasp from Indian girl in my vicinity. He makes people so uncomfortable with comments about getting "fucked up", "tanked", "hammered" and has been 100% blackout drunk at every Christmas party I've ever seen him at.

Totally degenerate gambler and fairly open about placing bets, "following" people/gambling twitters (he subscribes to sports analysis with betting recommendations). I've heard him more than once talk about the "moneyline...I gotta go, I'm in a meeting, let me call you back" in front of Partners when he gets a call. If it sounds like flame, I promise you this dude is real and I almost hope someone else recognizes him so we can celebrate how fucking awesome this guy is compared to the rest of our miserable profession.

I checked out his Hoboken digs one St. Patrick's Day bar crawl (he does 'em all, including Santacon, even now in his 30s) and can recall the frayed/ripped Kate Upton poster scotch-taped on his wall alongside a signed and framed a Jaguars jersey. What was warm too were the framed photos of his fat parents, brothers and sisters (he is one of 7) - ALL of whom live in their hometown besides him; moving back was a fantasy he would occasionally indulge in between bites of a Whopper at the out-of-the-way 34th Street Burger King when we'd go for "second lunch" as he called it.

I guess it's the combination of his shamelessness and innocence that I find most admirable. He doesn't have a bad bone in his body - I've never, NEVER, not once heard him speak ill of anyone else. He has a beefy girlfriend who works in marketing who has a similar background to him (southern prole from Florida) and also sticks out like a sore thumb in NYC but they are the most fun people to spend time with (wife and I have gone on many a double date) because they just don't care - there is no pretense about them. It's so refreshing. He actually made my time at that hellhole so much more tolerable.



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Date: March 8th, 2019 3:17 PM
Author: Stubborn new version brunch



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Date: March 8th, 2019 3:19 PM
Author: Ruddy twisted goal in life

Sounds like a 180 friend to have

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Date: March 8th, 2019 3:35 PM
Author: Stubborn new version brunch

Absolutely the best

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Date: March 28th, 2019 9:32 AM
Author: Federal casino goyim

this

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Date: March 8th, 2019 3:20 PM
Author: bipolar cerise stead

lol that was me ages 25-30

you gotta get it together in your 30's if you want to live

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4216533&forum_id=2#37899784)



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Date: March 8th, 2019 3:36 PM
Author: Stubborn new version brunch

lol yes

This guy is 34 and on both high blood pressure and cholesterol meds with no sign of his lifestyle slowing down

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4216533&forum_id=2#37899906)



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Date: March 8th, 2019 3:44 PM
Author: bipolar cerise stead

he is going to be disco fires in 3 years

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Date: March 8th, 2019 4:18 PM
Author: Stubborn new version brunch



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Date: September 30th, 2019 3:31 PM
Author: Arousing Sable Hospital



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Date: March 8th, 2019 4:23 PM
Author: Metal Spot

MODS!!

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Date: March 8th, 2019 4:24 PM
Author: Arousing Sable Hospital



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Date: March 8th, 2019 4:27 PM
Author: bat shit crazy public bath



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Date: March 8th, 2019 11:39 PM
Author: Stubborn new version brunch



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Date: March 10th, 2019 11:18 PM
Author: Stubborn new version brunch



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Date: March 10th, 2019 11:23 PM
Author: irradiated double fault



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Date: March 10th, 2019 11:24 PM
Author: flesh fantasy-prone field

don't out me bro

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Date: March 12th, 2019 4:44 PM
Author: Stubborn new version brunch

DEREK???

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Date: March 12th, 2019 4:53 PM
Author: green wrinkle



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Date: March 12th, 2019 11:53 PM
Author: fear-inspiring cyan house



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Date: March 13th, 2019 12:41 AM
Author: Stubborn new version brunch



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Date: March 13th, 2019 9:39 PM
Author: Stubborn new version brunch



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Date: March 27th, 2019 4:54 PM
Author: Stubborn new version brunch



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Date: March 27th, 2019 4:55 PM
Author: Arousing Sable Hospital

wheres this from

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Date: March 27th, 2019 4:56 PM
Author: Stubborn new version brunch

My life. I am OP.

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Date: March 27th, 2019 4:57 PM
Author: Stubborn new version brunch

Why? Do you feel like you know the guy I'm describing? Are you him? Did we work at the same firm?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4216533&forum_id=2#38000752)



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Date: March 27th, 2019 4:59 PM
Author: offensive theater stage roommate



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Date: March 27th, 2019 5:32 PM
Author: angry cruise ship indirect expression

180

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Date: March 27th, 2019 5:36 PM
Author: blue stain

Having friends like this is amazing and one of the few good things about life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4216533&forum_id=2#38000978)



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Date: March 27th, 2019 11:33 PM
Author: Stubborn new version brunch

Totally agreed. Not an understatement when I say that him asking me to go grab chicken nuggets with him saved my sanity more than a few times. The best part about our friendship was that, despite working at the same firm and having similar trajectories (his much more prestigious than mine, FWIW), we never spoke about work - ever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4216533&forum_id=2#38002824)



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Date: March 27th, 2019 5:40 PM
Author: Galvanic internal respiration depressive

He sounds 180. If he likes fishing, bring him to AK, I'll take you guys out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4216533&forum_id=2#38001006)



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Date: March 27th, 2019 11:34 PM
Author: Stubborn new version brunch

Did a semester in UG @ U of A Southeast. Best semester ever - 100% regret not going to college. Would have been a better experience except for the profound lack of women

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4216533&forum_id=2#38002835)



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Date: March 27th, 2019 11:38 PM
Author: Galvanic internal respiration depressive

Yeah, Juneau sucks for women. Southeast is amazing if you don't care about getting laid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4216533&forum_id=2#38002853)



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Date: March 28th, 2019 8:35 AM
Author: Stubborn new version brunch

cr

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Date: March 28th, 2019 8:40 AM
Author: Fluffy Shimmering Love Of Her Life Fat Ankles

This is me except I'm not that good at my job/smart and I actually eat at good restaurants too(the burger at Jean Georges Nougatine is far and away the credited lunch order).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4216533&forum_id=2#38003831)



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Date: March 28th, 2019 4:07 PM
Author: Stubborn new version brunch



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Date: August 13th, 2019 9:34 PM
Author: Stubborn new version brunch



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Date: August 13th, 2019 9:35 PM
Author: Provocative Shaky Piazza

what was his name before the gender reassignment?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4216533&forum_id=2#38683304)



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Date: September 30th, 2019 2:20 PM
Author: Stubborn new version brunch

Just had lunch with him at this Jewish deli in midtown and waitress asked if he wanted potato or macaroni salad with his order and he answered "two of both, actually, if possible."

I think he had six half-sour pickles and ordered two refills of his Dr. Brown's Cream Soda while we were waiting for our food. Fucking love this guy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4216533&forum_id=2#38908810)



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Date: September 30th, 2019 2:46 PM
Author: Sticky Trailer Park

You worked with JD Vance?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4216533&forum_id=2#38908954)



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Date: September 30th, 2019 3:25 PM
Author: Federal casino goyim

This guy would NEVER eat Aloo Ghobi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4216533&forum_id=2#38909163)



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Date: October 3rd, 2019 10:01 PM
Author: Stubborn new version brunch



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Date: September 30th, 2019 3:18 PM
Author: offensive theater stage roommate



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