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vengeful sable church building doctorate
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Sounds like a 180 friend to have
hilarious property ape
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Absolutely the best
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this
Cerebral Lettuce Box Office
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lol that was me ages 25-30 you gotta get it together in y...
Histrionic regret
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lol yes This guy is 34 and on both high blood pressure and ...
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he is going to be disco fires in 3 years
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flatulent stimulating temple internal respiration
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don't out me bro
Hairless bawdyhouse digit ratio
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DEREK???
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vengeful sable church building doctorate
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wheres this from
vigorous area generalized bond
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My life. I am OP.
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Why? Do you feel like you know the guy I'm describing? Are y...
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sienna bipolar knife stage
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180
Light sound barrier library
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Having friends like this is amazing and one of the few good ...
Motley parlour
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Totally agreed. Not an understatement when I say that him as...
vengeful sable church building doctorate
  03/27/19
He sounds 180. If he likes fishing, bring him to AK, I'll ta...
provocative persian
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Did a semester in UG @ U of A Southeast. Best semester ever ...
vengeful sable church building doctorate
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Yeah, Juneau sucks for women. Southeast is amazing if you do...
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This is me except I'm not that good at my job/smart and I ac...
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what was his name before the gender reassignment?
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Just had lunch with him at this Jewish deli in midtown and w...
vengeful sable church building doctorate
  09/30/19
You worked with JD Vance?
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This guy would NEVER eat Aloo Ghobi
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Date: March 8th, 2019 3:13 PM
Author: vengeful sable church building doctorate

It's hard to really express how much cooler he is than all the fairies who tried so hard to project a sense of being cultured and educated.

This guy is brilliant - state school, top of class-->T14, Order of the Coif, law review-->COA clerkship-->top lit group, but you'd never know it by looking at him on the street. He lists his summer movie theater jobs on his LinkedIn with unironic one-liners about working hard. People here joke about Kenneth Cole square-toed shoes but this guy really wore them with Jos A. Bank Steve Harvey-style suits and odd colored shirts (e.g. teal) EVERYDAY. He has an enviable head of hair but a shit military-style haircut (he's never been in the service) that looks like Buzz from Home Alone.

We had a Starbucks IN our building (potentially outting the firm but who gives a fuck) and he'd walk three blocks away to go to Dunkin Donuts bc Starbucks coffee was "too strong." Never seen him make coffee in firm kitchen. I've literally never seen him eat lunch from anywhere besides McDonalds, Shake Shack (far too often), Subway - he got fucking pizza from Sbarro's like once a week and you pass several pizza joints on the way there. He never used Seamless bc he "needed the exercise" on his way to walk to ARBY's on 8th Avenue. Not sure he has ever really eaten at an adult restaurant outside of firm events where he would order a cheeseburger ("could you add bacon on that?") every single time except once at Jean-George when he had to order lamb chops.

At an SA event at Chelsea Piers - we do drinks after bowling and everyone of course orders a brew, a cocktail...LOL this guy orders a 96 oz. boot of beer like he's still at Penn State. Fucking love it. Still remember the audible gasp from Indian girl in my vicinity. He makes people so uncomfortable with comments about getting "fucked up", "tanked", "hammered" and has been 100% blackout drunk at every Christmas party I've ever seen him at.

Totally degenerate gambler and fairly open about placing bets, "following" people/gambling twitters (he subscribes to sports analysis with betting recommendations). I've heard him more than once talk about the "moneyline...I gotta go, I'm in a meeting, let me call you back" in front of Partners when he gets a call. If it sounds like flame, I promise you this dude is real and I almost hope someone else recognizes him so we can celebrate how fucking awesome this guy is compared to the rest of our miserable profession.

I checked out his Hoboken digs one St. Patrick's Day bar crawl (he does 'em all, including Santacon, even now in his 30s) and can recall the frayed/ripped Kate Upton poster scotch-taped on his wall alongside a signed and framed a Jaguars jersey. What was warm too were the framed photos of his fat parents, brothers and sisters (he is one of 7) - ALL of whom live in their hometown besides him; moving back was a fantasy he would occasionally indulge in between bites of a Whopper at the out-of-the-way 34th Street Burger King when we'd go for "second lunch" as he called it.

I guess it's the combination of his shamelessness and innocence that I find most admirable. He doesn't have a bad bone in his body - I've never, NEVER, not once heard him speak ill of anyone else. He has a beefy girlfriend who works in marketing who has a similar background to him (southern prole from Florida) and also sticks out like a sore thumb in NYC but they are the most fun people to spend time with (wife and I have gone on many a double date) because they just don't care - there is no pretense about them. It's so refreshing. He actually made my time at that hellhole so much more tolerable.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4216533&forum_id=2#37899730)



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Date: March 8th, 2019 3:17 PM
Author: vengeful sable church building doctorate



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Date: March 8th, 2019 3:19 PM
Author: hilarious property ape

Sounds like a 180 friend to have

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Date: March 8th, 2019 3:35 PM
Author: vengeful sable church building doctorate

Absolutely the best

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Date: March 28th, 2019 9:32 AM
Author: Cerebral Lettuce Box Office

this

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Date: March 8th, 2019 3:20 PM
Author: Histrionic regret

lol that was me ages 25-30

you gotta get it together in your 30's if you want to live

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4216533&forum_id=2#37899784)



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Date: March 8th, 2019 3:36 PM
Author: vengeful sable church building doctorate

lol yes

This guy is 34 and on both high blood pressure and cholesterol meds with no sign of his lifestyle slowing down

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4216533&forum_id=2#37899906)



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Date: March 8th, 2019 3:44 PM
Author: Histrionic regret

he is going to be disco fires in 3 years

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Date: March 8th, 2019 4:18 PM
Author: vengeful sable church building doctorate



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Date: September 30th, 2019 3:31 PM
Author: vigorous area generalized bond



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Date: March 8th, 2019 4:23 PM
Author: Talented crawly pisswyrm

MODS!!

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Date: March 8th, 2019 4:24 PM
Author: vigorous area generalized bond



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Date: March 8th, 2019 4:27 PM
Author: multi-colored self-centered plaza legend



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Date: March 8th, 2019 11:39 PM
Author: vengeful sable church building doctorate



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Date: March 10th, 2019 11:18 PM
Author: vengeful sable church building doctorate



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Date: March 10th, 2019 11:23 PM
Author: flatulent stimulating temple internal respiration



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Date: March 10th, 2019 11:24 PM
Author: Hairless bawdyhouse digit ratio

don't out me bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4216533&forum_id=2#37910863)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 4:44 PM
Author: vengeful sable church building doctorate

DEREK???

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Date: March 12th, 2019 4:53 PM
Author: Boyish Gaming Laptop Heaven



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Date: March 12th, 2019 11:53 PM
Author: self-absorbed mexican therapy



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Date: March 13th, 2019 12:41 AM
Author: vengeful sable church building doctorate



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Date: March 13th, 2019 9:39 PM
Author: vengeful sable church building doctorate



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Date: March 27th, 2019 4:54 PM
Author: vengeful sable church building doctorate



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Date: March 27th, 2019 4:55 PM
Author: vigorous area generalized bond

wheres this from

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Date: March 27th, 2019 4:56 PM
Author: vengeful sable church building doctorate

My life. I am OP.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4216533&forum_id=2#38000744)



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Date: March 27th, 2019 4:57 PM
Author: vengeful sable church building doctorate

Why? Do you feel like you know the guy I'm describing? Are you him? Did we work at the same firm?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4216533&forum_id=2#38000752)



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Date: March 27th, 2019 4:59 PM
Author: sienna bipolar knife stage



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Date: March 27th, 2019 5:32 PM
Author: Light sound barrier library

180

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Date: March 27th, 2019 5:36 PM
Author: Motley parlour

Having friends like this is amazing and one of the few good things about life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4216533&forum_id=2#38000978)



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Date: March 27th, 2019 11:33 PM
Author: vengeful sable church building doctorate

Totally agreed. Not an understatement when I say that him asking me to go grab chicken nuggets with him saved my sanity more than a few times. The best part about our friendship was that, despite working at the same firm and having similar trajectories (his much more prestigious than mine, FWIW), we never spoke about work - ever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4216533&forum_id=2#38002824)



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Date: March 27th, 2019 5:40 PM
Author: provocative persian

He sounds 180. If he likes fishing, bring him to AK, I'll take you guys out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4216533&forum_id=2#38001006)



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Date: March 27th, 2019 11:34 PM
Author: vengeful sable church building doctorate

Did a semester in UG @ U of A Southeast. Best semester ever - 100% regret not going to college. Would have been a better experience except for the profound lack of women

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4216533&forum_id=2#38002835)



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Date: March 27th, 2019 11:38 PM
Author: provocative persian

Yeah, Juneau sucks for women. Southeast is amazing if you don't care about getting laid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4216533&forum_id=2#38002853)



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Date: March 28th, 2019 8:35 AM
Author: vengeful sable church building doctorate

cr

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Date: March 28th, 2019 8:40 AM
Author: Pea-brained Smoky Rehab Mad Cow Disease

This is me except I'm not that good at my job/smart and I actually eat at good restaurants too(the burger at Jean Georges Nougatine is far and away the credited lunch order).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4216533&forum_id=2#38003831)



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Date: March 28th, 2019 4:07 PM
Author: vengeful sable church building doctorate



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Date: August 13th, 2019 9:34 PM
Author: vengeful sable church building doctorate



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Date: August 13th, 2019 9:35 PM
Author: Excitant Ungodly Shrine Hominid

what was his name before the gender reassignment?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4216533&forum_id=2#38683304)



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Date: September 30th, 2019 2:20 PM
Author: vengeful sable church building doctorate

Just had lunch with him at this Jewish deli in midtown and waitress asked if he wanted potato or macaroni salad with his order and he answered "two of both, actually, if possible."

I think he had six half-sour pickles and ordered two refills of his Dr. Brown's Cream Soda while we were waiting for our food. Fucking love this guy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4216533&forum_id=2#38908810)



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Date: September 30th, 2019 2:46 PM
Author: bossy goyim

You worked with JD Vance?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4216533&forum_id=2#38908954)



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Date: September 30th, 2019 3:25 PM
Author: Cerebral Lettuce Box Office

This guy would NEVER eat Aloo Ghobi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4216533&forum_id=2#38909163)



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Date: October 3rd, 2019 10:01 PM
Author: vengeful sable church building doctorate



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Date: September 30th, 2019 3:18 PM
Author: sienna bipolar knife stage



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