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Wife’s uncle is involved in a huge legal battle and I don’t know how to help

I’m a lawyer so the family assumes I can make things g...
Lime state striped hyena
  07/11/25
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indecent whorehouse brethren
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navy know-it-all house cuckold
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Misanthropic jet abode weed whacker
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chest-beating doctorate den
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Maybe he could change it to “Dead Lobster”
hairraiser stain
  07/11/25
Police tried to shut the place down for what?
dun dilemma toilet seat
  07/11/25
OP is JM
Swashbuckling coffee pot
  07/11/25
not JM. That's lock jaw tp, a well established poster.
Godawful provocative locus
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Yeah I got my moniker because on a date once my jaw complete...
Lime state striped hyena
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multi-colored dull school
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thriller disturbing university national security agency
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chest-beating doctorate den
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Exhilarant temple
  07/11/25
send reinforcements
Spectacular amethyst masturbator
  07/11/25
not to ignore the op, but what's the bread situation at your...
onyx fluffy ticket booth
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A bizarre set of small round biscuits with cheddar cheese ba...
Lime state striped hyena
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Question for the lawyers here: what if he just legally chang...
indecent whorehouse brethren
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Only if he also sends a notarized document through the posta...
aphrodisiac rose foreskin
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What kind of lawyer are you lol. All he has to do is change ...
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diverse gaping
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This flame is like 5 years too late. The Uncle could have bo...
Heady senate
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He claims he did.
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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:11 PM
Author: Lime state striped hyena

I’m a lawyer so the family assumes I can make things go away. He’s from a small town and makes amazing lobster. His name also happens to be “Red.” So the restaurant he made is called “Red’s Lobster.” (Not flame).

He was obviously sued. The place has a line out the door. People came to try to serve him and he stands there with a baseball bat (he’s also 6’7). The police in the town tried to shut the place down but he attacked a few of them. There’s only like 3 sheriffs in his town and they gave up. Theres warrants for his arrest.

I told him to go just turn himself in and he said no. He won’t shut the place down.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49093310)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:18 PM
Author: Blue Lascivious Trailer Park

I can see how a small-town PD would want to shut a place down that's infringing on a mega-corp's IP. They don't mess around with that. Try that in a small town.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49093330)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:18 PM
Author: Vibrant Ape Home



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:22 PM
Author: Exhilarant temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49093340)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:26 PM
Author: hairraiser stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49093349)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: Cracking bistre bawdyhouse



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: indecent whorehouse brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49093362)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:35 PM
Author: Maize geriatric office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49093380)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:51 PM
Author: navy know-it-all house cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49093453)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 4:20 PM
Author: thriller disturbing university national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49093893)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 6:25 PM
Author: Misanthropic jet abode weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49094372)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 6:39 PM
Author: chest-beating doctorate den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49094398)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:26 PM
Author: hairraiser stain

Maybe he could change it to “Dead Lobster”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49093347)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:27 PM
Author: dun dilemma toilet seat

Police tried to shut the place down for what?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49093352)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:28 PM
Author: Swashbuckling coffee pot

OP is JM

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49093353)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: Godawful provocative locus

not JM. That's lock jaw tp, a well established poster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49093358)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:34 PM
Author: Lime state striped hyena

Yeah I got my moniker because on a date once my jaw completely locked and I started foaming at the mouth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49093377)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:42 PM
Author: multi-colored dull school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49093410)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:45 PM
Author: confused hissy fit

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49093424)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:13 PM
Author: Godawful provocative locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49093532)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: sexy amber set nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49093537)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 4:00 PM
Author: Underhanded mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49093833)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 4:21 PM
Author: thriller disturbing university national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49093894)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 6:39 PM
Author: chest-beating doctorate den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49094397)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:34 PM
Author: Exhilarant temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49093378)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:46 PM
Author: Spectacular amethyst masturbator

send reinforcements

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49093428)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:48 PM
Author: onyx fluffy ticket booth

not to ignore the op, but what's the bread situation at your uncle's restaurant?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49093438)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:50 PM
Author: Lime state striped hyena

A bizarre set of small round biscuits with cheddar cheese baked into them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49093445)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:52 PM
Author: indecent whorehouse brethren

Question for the lawyers here: what if he just legally changed his name from red to something else? Would the warrants be invalid immediately?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49093454)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: aphrodisiac rose foreskin

Only if he also sends a notarized document through the postal service changing his legal name to the valid UCC code that incorporates his body

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49094946)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:53 PM
Author: navy know-it-all house cuckold

What kind of lawyer are you lol. All he has to do is change the name to Red Lobsters’s. Problem solved.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49093461)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:10 PM
Author: Slimy spruce corner coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49093521)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 3:38 PM
Author: diverse gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49093776)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 3:48 PM
Author: Heady senate

This flame is like 5 years too late. The Uncle could have bought the Red Lobster name in bankruptcy for like $10,000.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49093803)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 4:43 PM
Author: Lime state striped hyena

He claims he did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49093981)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: Exhilarant temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49094066)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 6:39 PM
Author: chest-beating doctorate den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49094399)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 10:31 AM
Author: multi-colored dull school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49095541)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 4:20 PM
Author: Aqua Rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49093892)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 11:05 AM
Author: Godawful provocative locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49095575)