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the most TOXIC thing I ever did: made a fake hot guy Bumble/OKC account

and messaged girls I took out but didn't get past date 1 wit...
Translucent Impertinent Den Corn Cake
  06/13/16
damn man. i am meeting up with a fucking HOT blonde blue eye...
Dead cracking national security agency hominid
  06/13/16
cool story hansel
Jet-lagged balding idea he suggested
  06/16/16
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mind-boggling up-to-no-good rigor theater
  06/16/16
The shocking part is that you were shocked that chicks willi...
bistre people who are hurt chapel
  06/13/16
no it's not that, it's something you just need to see hum...
Translucent Impertinent Den Corn Cake
  06/13/16
I know. I'm not full on Chad, but I am full on chad as far a...
bistre people who are hurt chapel
  06/13/16
haven't u ever dated down though? it's exactly the same expe...
painfully honest brass church
  06/13/16
This isn't true. A 6.5 dude is not a chad to 5.5 chicks the ...
erotic frisky weed whacker tanning salon
  06/16/16
where in the world did I say that a 6.5 guy is a chad to a 5...
painfully honest brass church
  06/16/16
Was there not enough board tinder/bumble scholarship? Did yo...
Free-loading location famous landscape painting
  06/13/16
check out the text i sent you for tom
Dead cracking national security agency hominid
  06/13/16
I saw brej, nice
Free-loading location famous landscape painting
  06/13/16
i wanted to try it out IRL
Translucent Impertinent Den Corn Cake
  06/13/16
What's your height? Facial aesthetics on a 1-10 scale? Bumbl...
heady yapping toilet seat temple
  06/13/16
I'm an IRL 6.5 just like most quasi-in shape dudes below 6' ...
Translucent Impertinent Den Corn Cake
  06/13/16
So you're average height, average looking and have an above-...
heady yapping toilet seat temple
  06/13/16
no shit man, the entire point of life is to do just a little...
Translucent Impertinent Den Corn Cake
  06/13/16
What did the girls say to your fake profile? Surely it wasn...
hot stag film psychic
  06/13/16
No. That does not happen, even if the plan is obviously for ...
bistre people who are hurt chapel
  06/13/16
Cr. I think OP may be giving his Chad profile more credit t...
hot stag film psychic
  06/13/16
(guy unfamiliar w the lick msg)
Free-loading location famous landscape painting
  06/13/16
Lol. I need to try it out.
hot stag film psychic
  06/13/16
It's 9868976897
Free-loading location famous landscape painting
  06/13/16
I once thought Id do this, but realized you have to 1. cr...
Indigo greedy dog poop
  06/13/16
nah you can just upload a private album to your own facebook...
Maroon Hall Mexican
  06/13/16
lol, never thought about that. rate my aptitude at being CIA
Indigo greedy dog poop
  06/13/16
You don't need to do 3-5
talented chestnut dilemma codepig
  06/16/16
what did they say about you when you asked why they weren't ...
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  06/13/16
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  06/13/16
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shimmering 180 antidepressant drug point
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  06/16/16
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Poppy out-of-control forum multi-billionaire
  06/24/16
tinder bumble okc etc all seem insufferable. still dont know...
Chartreuse exhilarant resort deer antler
  06/16/16
Step 1. Don't be a NOWAG
talented chestnut dilemma codepig
  06/24/16
upset about getting NOWAG'd gook?
Floppy international law enforcement agency kitchen
  06/24/16
It'd blow the OP mind how many hot non trashy white chicks a...
Naked mewling center digit ratio
  06/24/16
you live in DC Vikram, there are no hot girls.
Floppy international law enforcement agency kitchen
  06/24/16
Maybe not for you, but there are plenty "o" hot gi...
Naked mewling center digit ratio
  06/24/16
No, the point is hot girls don't live in DC it's a very ugly...
Floppy international law enforcement agency kitchen
  06/24/16
Dude no need to get indignant with me. I am a good looking t...
Naked mewling center digit ratio
  06/24/16


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Date: June 13th, 2016 9:10 PM
Author: Translucent Impertinent Den Corn Cake

and messaged girls I took out but didn't get past date 1 with

I got some of them to talk about the date, fortunately none were too harsh on me

but what was really sad/predictable was basically: let's get a drink and I will fuck you

but with me it's like climbing a fucking mountain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3253659&forum_id=2#30695608)



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Date: June 13th, 2016 9:11 PM
Author: Dead cracking national security agency hominid

damn man. i am meeting up with a fucking HOT blonde blue eyed 22 year old. legit models for some clothing company or some shit. Also i had some girl i talked to for 10 min pay $35 bucks to take an uber to me on sat. i didn't think she ws hot so i lied and said i had a girlfriend and made her go home at 3 am

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3253659&forum_id=2#30695624)



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Date: June 16th, 2016 3:26 AM
Author: Jet-lagged balding idea he suggested

cool story hansel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3253659&forum_id=2#30716335)



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Date: June 16th, 2016 3:32 AM
Author: mind-boggling up-to-no-good rigor theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3253659&forum_id=2#30716351)



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Date: June 13th, 2016 9:11 PM
Author: bistre people who are hurt chapel

The shocking part is that you were shocked that chicks willingly fuck Chads.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3253659&forum_id=2#30695626)



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Date: June 13th, 2016 9:15 PM
Author: Translucent Impertinent Den Corn Cake

no it's not that, it's something you just need to see

human experience requires.... experience

to be behind a screen and act like, and be, Chad, is something that flips my entire life on its head re: dating

ive never been UGLY but ive never been HOT so it's always been a battle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3253659&forum_id=2#30695676)



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Date: June 13th, 2016 9:16 PM
Author: bistre people who are hurt chapel

I know. I'm not full on Chad, but I am full on chad as far as chicks can tell from my Tinder / Bumble, and it's very very easy to fuck chicks.

Even now adays, when I use a fake photo where it's not even me but looks a lot like me, and you barely see the person in the photo, but you can tell they're Chad, it's easy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3253659&forum_id=2#30695695)



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Date: June 13th, 2016 9:20 PM
Author: painfully honest brass church

haven't u ever dated down though? it's exactly the same experience, except you don't see the girls as desirable as the ones who dinged you, obviously.

in the dating market it's all relative...you're someone's chad, someone else is your chad. there's always some bigger, tougher nigga in prison

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3253659&forum_id=2#30695746)



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Date: June 16th, 2016 1:52 AM
Author: erotic frisky weed whacker tanning salon

This isn't true. A 6.5 dude is not a chad to 5.5 chicks the same way that an 8.5 dude is a chad to a 7.5 chick. Chad status does have a small relative component but the objective component is much larger.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3253659&forum_id=2#30716107)



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Date: June 16th, 2016 2:59 AM
Author: painfully honest brass church

where in the world did I say that a 6.5 guy is a chad to a 5.5 chick? also,

BEEP BEEP BEEP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3253659&forum_id=2#30716260)



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Date: June 13th, 2016 9:19 PM
Author: Free-loading location famous landscape painting

Was there not enough board tinder/bumble scholarship? Did you not believe it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3253659&forum_id=2#30695737)



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Date: June 13th, 2016 9:19 PM
Author: Dead cracking national security agency hominid

check out the text i sent you for tom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3253659&forum_id=2#30695739)



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Date: June 13th, 2016 9:25 PM
Author: Free-loading location famous landscape painting

I saw brej, nice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3253659&forum_id=2#30695797)



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Date: June 13th, 2016 9:22 PM
Author: Translucent Impertinent Den Corn Cake

i wanted to try it out IRL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3253659&forum_id=2#30695766)



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Date: June 13th, 2016 9:24 PM
Author: heady yapping toilet seat temple

What's your height? Facial aesthetics on a 1-10 scale? Bumble shouldn't be that difficult, it's literally a picture of your face and a short description of yourself (and probably a photo or two indicating your height so that chicks can see whether you're above 6 feet tall)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3253659&forum_id=2#30695790)



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Date: June 13th, 2016 9:26 PM
Author: Translucent Impertinent Den Corn Cake

I'm an IRL 6.5 just like most quasi-in shape dudes below 6'

I can never be a 7 because I am not tall enough

I am not fat, I have not BAD facial aesthetics, I have a prestige job and money and clothing, I can talk about almost anything, and I have above average social skills

I can get laid, it just takes a lot of fucking effort bc ALL WOMEN relationship track me, I cant get them to just fuck, I am not valuable enough

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3253659&forum_id=2#30695812)



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Date: June 13th, 2016 9:28 PM
Author: heady yapping toilet seat temple

So you're average height, average looking and have an above-average amount of money and social aptitude. You sound like a relationship-track dude to me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3253659&forum_id=2#30695847)



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Date: June 13th, 2016 9:29 PM
Author: Translucent Impertinent Den Corn Cake

no shit man, the entire point of life is to do just a little bit better than where you're "at" (e.g. gf slightly cuter than you)

btw, I am probably objectively a tiny bit above average looking just in terms of past gfs and the dates I soemtimes get

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3253659&forum_id=2#30695855)



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Date: June 13th, 2016 9:39 PM
Author: hot stag film psychic

What did the girls say to your fake profile? Surely it wasn't literally Let's get a drink and I'll fuck you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3253659&forum_id=2#30695944)



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Date: June 13th, 2016 9:43 PM
Author: bistre people who are hurt chapel

No. That does not happen, even if the plan is obviously for you to go over her place and fuck her. Chicks are scared away by harsh language in the wrong context.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3253659&forum_id=2#30695996)



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Date: June 13th, 2016 9:47 PM
Author: hot stag film psychic

Cr. I think OP may be giving his Chad profile more credit than it deserves.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3253659&forum_id=2#30696049)



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Date: June 13th, 2016 9:43 PM
Author: Free-loading location famous landscape painting

(guy unfamiliar w the lick msg)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3253659&forum_id=2#30696002)



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Date: June 13th, 2016 9:45 PM
Author: hot stag film psychic

Lol. I need to try it out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3253659&forum_id=2#30696020)



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Date: June 13th, 2016 9:45 PM
Author: Free-loading location famous landscape painting

It's 9868976897

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3253659&forum_id=2#30696023)



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Date: June 13th, 2016 9:44 PM
Author: Indigo greedy dog poop

I once thought Id do this, but realized you have to

1. create throwaway email youve never used for facebook

2. create fake facebook with 4-5 pics of same Chad

3. Get enough facebook friends to pass some secret threshold

4. Allow facebook account to live long enough to pass secret threshold

5. Download tinder/bumble on a phone that basically never had your real tinder/bumble account

Fuck ton of work just to troll some bishes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3253659&forum_id=2#30696015)



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Date: June 13th, 2016 9:49 PM
Author: Maroon Hall Mexican

nah you can just upload a private album to your own facebook and use those pix. in fact, you could even do this to rack up likes and then change your photos back 3 weeks later and hit up the same girls

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3253659&forum_id=2#30696073)



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Date: June 13th, 2016 9:50 PM
Author: Indigo greedy dog poop

lol, never thought about that. rate my aptitude at being CIA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3253659&forum_id=2#30696095)



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Date: June 16th, 2016 1:52 AM
Author: talented chestnut dilemma codepig

You don't need to do 3-5

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3253659&forum_id=2#30716106)



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Date: June 13th, 2016 9:55 PM
Author: shimmering 180 antidepressant drug point

what did they say about you when you asked why they weren't satisfied with past date

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3253659&forum_id=2#30696153)



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Date: June 13th, 2016 10:02 PM
Author: marvelous cyan home jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3253659&forum_id=2#30696242)



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Date: June 16th, 2016 1:28 AM
Author: shimmering 180 antidepressant drug point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3253659&forum_id=2#30716048)



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Date: June 16th, 2016 1:45 AM
Author: Mustard Vibrant Brethren Giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3253659&forum_id=2#30716097)



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Date: June 16th, 2016 3:03 AM
Author: swashbuckling smoky circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3253659&forum_id=2#30716271)



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Date: June 24th, 2016 10:36 AM
Author: Poppy out-of-control forum multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3253659&forum_id=2#30781109)



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Date: June 16th, 2016 3:12 AM
Author: Chartreuse exhilarant resort deer antler

tinder bumble okc etc all seem insufferable. still dont know how you bros put up with such shiTTTy apps.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3253659&forum_id=2#30716299)



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Date: June 24th, 2016 10:27 AM
Author: talented chestnut dilemma codepig

Step 1. Don't be a NOWAG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3253659&forum_id=2#30781048)



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Date: June 24th, 2016 10:32 AM
Author: Floppy international law enforcement agency kitchen

upset about getting NOWAG'd gook?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3253659&forum_id=2#30781084)



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Date: June 24th, 2016 10:24 AM
Author: Naked mewling center digit ratio

It'd blow the OP mind how many hot non trashy white chicks are in my Bumble queue trying to get dat Darnell pipe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3253659&forum_id=2#30781030)



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Date: June 24th, 2016 10:32 AM
Author: Floppy international law enforcement agency kitchen

you live in DC Vikram, there are no hot girls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3253659&forum_id=2#30781086)



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Date: June 24th, 2016 10:36 AM
Author: Naked mewling center digit ratio

Maybe not for you, but there are plenty "o" hot girls for me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3253659&forum_id=2#30781104)



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Date: June 24th, 2016 10:44 AM
Author: Floppy international law enforcement agency kitchen

No, the point is hot girls don't live in DC it's a very ugly city. You're also a turdskin pretending to be black.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3253659&forum_id=2#30781154)



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Date: June 24th, 2016 10:49 AM
Author: Naked mewling center digit ratio

Dude no need to get indignant with me. I am a good looking tall in shape darnell it only stands to reason I get some hot poon because of me being so. If you were cool I'd let you hang around me and my boys to see how we operate but your too busy insulting me and accusing me of being indian

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3253659&forum_id=2#30781174)