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the most TOXIC thing I ever did: made a fake hot guy Bumble/OKC account

and messaged girls I took out but didn't get past date 1 wit...
charismatic hairy legs point
  06/13/16
damn man. i am meeting up with a fucking HOT blonde blue eye...
Beady-eyed Bawdyhouse Athletic Conference
  06/13/16
cool story hansel
Supple sepia bbw
  06/16/16
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slimy saffron mad cow disease
  06/16/16
The shocking part is that you were shocked that chicks willi...
Offensive giraffe property
  06/13/16
no it's not that, it's something you just need to see hum...
charismatic hairy legs point
  06/13/16
I know. I'm not full on Chad, but I am full on chad as far a...
Offensive giraffe property
  06/13/16
haven't u ever dated down though? it's exactly the same expe...
Multi-colored Toilet Seat
  06/13/16
This isn't true. A 6.5 dude is not a chad to 5.5 chicks the ...
Coiffed famous landscape painting
  06/16/16
where in the world did I say that a 6.5 guy is a chad to a 5...
Multi-colored Toilet Seat
  06/16/16
Was there not enough board tinder/bumble scholarship? Did yo...
overrated flesh nowag senate
  06/13/16
check out the text i sent you for tom
Beady-eyed Bawdyhouse Athletic Conference
  06/13/16
I saw brej, nice
overrated flesh nowag senate
  06/13/16
i wanted to try it out IRL
charismatic hairy legs point
  06/13/16
What's your height? Facial aesthetics on a 1-10 scale? Bumbl...
topaz autistic depressive stage
  06/13/16
I'm an IRL 6.5 just like most quasi-in shape dudes below 6' ...
charismatic hairy legs point
  06/13/16
So you're average height, average looking and have an above-...
topaz autistic depressive stage
  06/13/16
no shit man, the entire point of life is to do just a little...
charismatic hairy legs point
  06/13/16
What did the girls say to your fake profile? Surely it wasn...
crystalline incel turdskin
  06/13/16
No. That does not happen, even if the plan is obviously for ...
Offensive giraffe property
  06/13/16
Cr. I think OP may be giving his Chad profile more credit t...
crystalline incel turdskin
  06/13/16
(guy unfamiliar w the lick msg)
overrated flesh nowag senate
  06/13/16
Lol. I need to try it out.
crystalline incel turdskin
  06/13/16
It's 9868976897
overrated flesh nowag senate
  06/13/16
I once thought Id do this, but realized you have to 1. cr...
cracking legend psychic
  06/13/16
nah you can just upload a private album to your own facebook...
stimulating menage
  06/13/16
lol, never thought about that. rate my aptitude at being CIA
cracking legend psychic
  06/13/16
You don't need to do 3-5
razzle bright set gunner
  06/16/16
what did they say about you when you asked why they weren't ...
Disturbing address toaster
  06/13/16
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Adulterous contagious rigpig indian lodge
  06/13/16
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Disturbing address toaster
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glassy provocative locus
  06/16/16
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Territorial shitlib
  06/16/16
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Odious cerise french chef
  06/24/16
tinder bumble okc etc all seem insufferable. still dont know...
Adventurous garnet ticket booth ratface
  06/16/16
Step 1. Don't be a NOWAG
razzle bright set gunner
  06/24/16
upset about getting NOWAG'd gook?
Brilliant doctorate forum
  06/24/16
It'd blow the OP mind how many hot non trashy white chicks a...
frum cerebral brunch
  06/24/16
you live in DC Vikram, there are no hot girls.
Brilliant doctorate forum
  06/24/16
Maybe not for you, but there are plenty "o" hot gi...
frum cerebral brunch
  06/24/16
No, the point is hot girls don't live in DC it's a very ugly...
Brilliant doctorate forum
  06/24/16
Dude no need to get indignant with me. I am a good looking t...
frum cerebral brunch
  06/24/16


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Date: June 13th, 2016 9:10 PM
Author: charismatic hairy legs point

and messaged girls I took out but didn't get past date 1 with

I got some of them to talk about the date, fortunately none were too harsh on me

but what was really sad/predictable was basically: let's get a drink and I will fuck you

but with me it's like climbing a fucking mountain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3253659&forum_id=2#30695608)



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Date: June 13th, 2016 9:11 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Bawdyhouse Athletic Conference

damn man. i am meeting up with a fucking HOT blonde blue eyed 22 year old. legit models for some clothing company or some shit. Also i had some girl i talked to for 10 min pay $35 bucks to take an uber to me on sat. i didn't think she ws hot so i lied and said i had a girlfriend and made her go home at 3 am

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3253659&forum_id=2#30695624)



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Date: June 16th, 2016 3:26 AM
Author: Supple sepia bbw

cool story hansel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3253659&forum_id=2#30716335)



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Date: June 16th, 2016 3:32 AM
Author: slimy saffron mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3253659&forum_id=2#30716351)



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Date: June 13th, 2016 9:11 PM
Author: Offensive giraffe property

The shocking part is that you were shocked that chicks willingly fuck Chads.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3253659&forum_id=2#30695626)



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Date: June 13th, 2016 9:15 PM
Author: charismatic hairy legs point

no it's not that, it's something you just need to see

human experience requires.... experience

to be behind a screen and act like, and be, Chad, is something that flips my entire life on its head re: dating

ive never been UGLY but ive never been HOT so it's always been a battle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3253659&forum_id=2#30695676)



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Date: June 13th, 2016 9:16 PM
Author: Offensive giraffe property

I know. I'm not full on Chad, but I am full on chad as far as chicks can tell from my Tinder / Bumble, and it's very very easy to fuck chicks.

Even now adays, when I use a fake photo where it's not even me but looks a lot like me, and you barely see the person in the photo, but you can tell they're Chad, it's easy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3253659&forum_id=2#30695695)



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Date: June 13th, 2016 9:20 PM
Author: Multi-colored Toilet Seat

haven't u ever dated down though? it's exactly the same experience, except you don't see the girls as desirable as the ones who dinged you, obviously.

in the dating market it's all relative...you're someone's chad, someone else is your chad. there's always some bigger, tougher nigga in prison

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3253659&forum_id=2#30695746)



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Date: June 16th, 2016 1:52 AM
Author: Coiffed famous landscape painting

This isn't true. A 6.5 dude is not a chad to 5.5 chicks the same way that an 8.5 dude is a chad to a 7.5 chick. Chad status does have a small relative component but the objective component is much larger.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3253659&forum_id=2#30716107)



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Date: June 16th, 2016 2:59 AM
Author: Multi-colored Toilet Seat

where in the world did I say that a 6.5 guy is a chad to a 5.5 chick? also,

BEEP BEEP BEEP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3253659&forum_id=2#30716260)



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Date: June 13th, 2016 9:19 PM
Author: overrated flesh nowag senate

Was there not enough board tinder/bumble scholarship? Did you not believe it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3253659&forum_id=2#30695737)



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Date: June 13th, 2016 9:19 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Bawdyhouse Athletic Conference

check out the text i sent you for tom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3253659&forum_id=2#30695739)



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Date: June 13th, 2016 9:25 PM
Author: overrated flesh nowag senate

I saw brej, nice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3253659&forum_id=2#30695797)



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Date: June 13th, 2016 9:22 PM
Author: charismatic hairy legs point

i wanted to try it out IRL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3253659&forum_id=2#30695766)



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Date: June 13th, 2016 9:24 PM
Author: topaz autistic depressive stage

What's your height? Facial aesthetics on a 1-10 scale? Bumble shouldn't be that difficult, it's literally a picture of your face and a short description of yourself (and probably a photo or two indicating your height so that chicks can see whether you're above 6 feet tall)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3253659&forum_id=2#30695790)



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Date: June 13th, 2016 9:26 PM
Author: charismatic hairy legs point

I'm an IRL 6.5 just like most quasi-in shape dudes below 6'

I can never be a 7 because I am not tall enough

I am not fat, I have not BAD facial aesthetics, I have a prestige job and money and clothing, I can talk about almost anything, and I have above average social skills

I can get laid, it just takes a lot of fucking effort bc ALL WOMEN relationship track me, I cant get them to just fuck, I am not valuable enough

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3253659&forum_id=2#30695812)



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Date: June 13th, 2016 9:28 PM
Author: topaz autistic depressive stage

So you're average height, average looking and have an above-average amount of money and social aptitude. You sound like a relationship-track dude to me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3253659&forum_id=2#30695847)



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Date: June 13th, 2016 9:29 PM
Author: charismatic hairy legs point

no shit man, the entire point of life is to do just a little bit better than where you're "at" (e.g. gf slightly cuter than you)

btw, I am probably objectively a tiny bit above average looking just in terms of past gfs and the dates I soemtimes get

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3253659&forum_id=2#30695855)



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Date: June 13th, 2016 9:39 PM
Author: crystalline incel turdskin

What did the girls say to your fake profile? Surely it wasn't literally Let's get a drink and I'll fuck you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3253659&forum_id=2#30695944)



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Date: June 13th, 2016 9:43 PM
Author: Offensive giraffe property

No. That does not happen, even if the plan is obviously for you to go over her place and fuck her. Chicks are scared away by harsh language in the wrong context.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3253659&forum_id=2#30695996)



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Date: June 13th, 2016 9:47 PM
Author: crystalline incel turdskin

Cr. I think OP may be giving his Chad profile more credit than it deserves.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3253659&forum_id=2#30696049)



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Date: June 13th, 2016 9:43 PM
Author: overrated flesh nowag senate

(guy unfamiliar w the lick msg)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3253659&forum_id=2#30696002)



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Date: June 13th, 2016 9:45 PM
Author: crystalline incel turdskin

Lol. I need to try it out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3253659&forum_id=2#30696020)



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Date: June 13th, 2016 9:45 PM
Author: overrated flesh nowag senate

It's 9868976897

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3253659&forum_id=2#30696023)



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Date: June 13th, 2016 9:44 PM
Author: cracking legend psychic

I once thought Id do this, but realized you have to

1. create throwaway email youve never used for facebook

2. create fake facebook with 4-5 pics of same Chad

3. Get enough facebook friends to pass some secret threshold

4. Allow facebook account to live long enough to pass secret threshold

5. Download tinder/bumble on a phone that basically never had your real tinder/bumble account

Fuck ton of work just to troll some bishes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3253659&forum_id=2#30696015)



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Date: June 13th, 2016 9:49 PM
Author: stimulating menage

nah you can just upload a private album to your own facebook and use those pix. in fact, you could even do this to rack up likes and then change your photos back 3 weeks later and hit up the same girls

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3253659&forum_id=2#30696073)



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Date: June 13th, 2016 9:50 PM
Author: cracking legend psychic

lol, never thought about that. rate my aptitude at being CIA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3253659&forum_id=2#30696095)



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Date: June 16th, 2016 1:52 AM
Author: razzle bright set gunner

You don't need to do 3-5

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3253659&forum_id=2#30716106)



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Date: June 13th, 2016 9:55 PM
Author: Disturbing address toaster

what did they say about you when you asked why they weren't satisfied with past date

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3253659&forum_id=2#30696153)



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Date: June 13th, 2016 10:02 PM
Author: Adulterous contagious rigpig indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3253659&forum_id=2#30696242)



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Date: June 16th, 2016 1:28 AM
Author: Disturbing address toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3253659&forum_id=2#30716048)



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Date: June 16th, 2016 1:45 AM
Author: glassy provocative locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3253659&forum_id=2#30716097)



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Date: June 16th, 2016 3:03 AM
Author: Territorial shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3253659&forum_id=2#30716271)



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Date: June 24th, 2016 10:36 AM
Author: Odious cerise french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3253659&forum_id=2#30781109)



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Date: June 16th, 2016 3:12 AM
Author: Adventurous garnet ticket booth ratface

tinder bumble okc etc all seem insufferable. still dont know how you bros put up with such shiTTTy apps.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3253659&forum_id=2#30716299)



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Date: June 24th, 2016 10:27 AM
Author: razzle bright set gunner

Step 1. Don't be a NOWAG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3253659&forum_id=2#30781048)



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Date: June 24th, 2016 10:32 AM
Author: Brilliant doctorate forum

upset about getting NOWAG'd gook?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3253659&forum_id=2#30781084)



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Date: June 24th, 2016 10:24 AM
Author: frum cerebral brunch

It'd blow the OP mind how many hot non trashy white chicks are in my Bumble queue trying to get dat Darnell pipe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3253659&forum_id=2#30781030)



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Date: June 24th, 2016 10:32 AM
Author: Brilliant doctorate forum

you live in DC Vikram, there are no hot girls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3253659&forum_id=2#30781086)



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Date: June 24th, 2016 10:36 AM
Author: frum cerebral brunch

Maybe not for you, but there are plenty "o" hot girls for me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3253659&forum_id=2#30781104)



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Date: June 24th, 2016 10:44 AM
Author: Brilliant doctorate forum

No, the point is hot girls don't live in DC it's a very ugly city. You're also a turdskin pretending to be black.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3253659&forum_id=2#30781154)



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Date: June 24th, 2016 10:49 AM
Author: frum cerebral brunch

Dude no need to get indignant with me. I am a good looking tall in shape darnell it only stands to reason I get some hot poon because of me being so. If you were cool I'd let you hang around me and my boys to see how we operate but your too busy insulting me and accusing me of being indian

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3253659&forum_id=2#30781174)