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the most TOXIC thing I ever did: made a fake hot guy Bumble/OKC account
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Date: June 13th, 2016 9:10 PM Author: Titillating Slap-happy Chapel Hominid and messaged girls I took out but didn't get past date 1 with
I got some of them to talk about the date, fortunately none were too harsh on me
but what was really sad/predictable was basically: let's get a drink and I will fuck you
but with me it's like climbing a fucking mountain |
Date: June 13th, 2016 9:11 PM Author: tripping church damn man. i am meeting up with a fucking HOT blonde blue eyed 22 year old. legit models for some clothing company or some shit. Also i had some girl i talked to for 10 min pay $35 bucks to take an uber to me on sat. i didn't think she ws hot so i lied and said i had a girlfriend and made her go home at 3 am (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3253659&forum_id=2#30695624) |
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Date: June 16th, 2016 3:26 AM Author: 180 Boltzmann Stag Film cool story hansel (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3253659&forum_id=2#30716335) |
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Date: June 16th, 2016 3:32 AM Author: passionate salmon set pocket flask (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3253659&forum_id=2#30716351) |
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Date: June 13th, 2016 9:11 PM Author: Histrionic abnormal hell The shocking part is that you were shocked that chicks willingly fuck Chads. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3253659&forum_id=2#30695626) |
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Date: June 13th, 2016 9:15 PM Author: Titillating Slap-happy Chapel Hominid no it's not that, it's something you just need to see
human experience requires.... experience
to be behind a screen and act like, and be, Chad, is something that flips my entire life on its head re: dating
ive never been UGLY but ive never been HOT so it's always been a battle |
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Date: June 13th, 2016 9:16 PM Author: Histrionic abnormal hell I know. I'm not full on Chad, but I am full on chad as far as chicks can tell from my Tinder / Bumble, and it's very very easy to fuck chicks.
Even now adays, when I use a fake photo where it's not even me but looks a lot like me, and you barely see the person in the photo, but you can tell they're Chad, it's easy. |
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Date: June 13th, 2016 9:20 PM Author: Swashbuckling native toaster haven't u ever dated down though? it's exactly the same experience, except you don't see the girls as desirable as the ones who dinged you, obviously.
in the dating market it's all relative...you're someone's chad, someone else is your chad. there's always some bigger, tougher nigga in prison |
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Date: June 16th, 2016 1:52 AM Author: violent private investor This isn't true. A 6.5 dude is not a chad to 5.5 chicks the same way that an 8.5 dude is a chad to a 7.5 chick. Chad status does have a small relative component but the objective component is much larger. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3253659&forum_id=2#30716107) |
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Date: June 16th, 2016 2:59 AM Author: Swashbuckling native toaster where in the world did I say that a 6.5 guy is a chad to a 5.5 chick? also,
BEEP BEEP BEEP |
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Date: June 13th, 2016 9:19 PM Author: Walnut dashing lay Was there not enough board tinder/bumble scholarship? Did you not believe it? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3253659&forum_id=2#30695737) |
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Date: June 13th, 2016 9:19 PM Author: tripping church check out the text i sent you for tom (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3253659&forum_id=2#30695739) |
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Date: June 13th, 2016 9:25 PM Author: Walnut dashing lay I saw brej, nice (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3253659&forum_id=2#30695797) |
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Date: June 13th, 2016 9:22 PM Author: Titillating Slap-happy Chapel Hominid i wanted to try it out IRL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3253659&forum_id=2#30695766) |
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Date: June 13th, 2016 9:24 PM Author: brindle provocative whorehouse windowlicker What's your height? Facial aesthetics on a 1-10 scale? Bumble shouldn't be that difficult, it's literally a picture of your face and a short description of yourself (and probably a photo or two indicating your height so that chicks can see whether you're above 6 feet tall) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3253659&forum_id=2#30695790) |
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Date: June 13th, 2016 9:26 PM Author: Titillating Slap-happy Chapel Hominid I'm an IRL 6.5 just like most quasi-in shape dudes below 6'
I can never be a 7 because I am not tall enough
I am not fat, I have not BAD facial aesthetics, I have a prestige job and money and clothing, I can talk about almost anything, and I have above average social skills
I can get laid, it just takes a lot of fucking effort bc ALL WOMEN relationship track me, I cant get them to just fuck, I am not valuable enough |
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Date: June 13th, 2016 9:28 PM Author: brindle provocative whorehouse windowlicker So you're average height, average looking and have an above-average amount of money and social aptitude. You sound like a relationship-track dude to me. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3253659&forum_id=2#30695847) |
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Date: June 13th, 2016 9:29 PM Author: Titillating Slap-happy Chapel Hominid no shit man, the entire point of life is to do just a little bit better than where you're "at" (e.g. gf slightly cuter than you)
btw, I am probably objectively a tiny bit above average looking just in terms of past gfs and the dates I soemtimes get |
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Date: June 13th, 2016 9:39 PM Author: Fuchsia Codepig Indian Lodge What did the girls say to your fake profile? Surely it wasn't literally Let's get a drink and I'll fuck you? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3253659&forum_id=2#30695944) |
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Date: June 13th, 2016 9:43 PM Author: Histrionic abnormal hell No. That does not happen, even if the plan is obviously for you to go over her place and fuck her. Chicks are scared away by harsh language in the wrong context. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3253659&forum_id=2#30695996) |
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Date: June 13th, 2016 9:47 PM Author: Fuchsia Codepig Indian Lodge Cr. I think OP may be giving his Chad profile more credit than it deserves. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3253659&forum_id=2#30696049) |
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Date: June 13th, 2016 9:43 PM Author: Walnut dashing lay (guy unfamiliar w the lick msg) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3253659&forum_id=2#30696002) |
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Date: June 13th, 2016 9:45 PM Author: Fuchsia Codepig Indian Lodge Lol. I need to try it out. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3253659&forum_id=2#30696020) |
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Date: June 13th, 2016 9:45 PM Author: Walnut dashing lay It's 9868976897 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3253659&forum_id=2#30696023) |
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Date: June 13th, 2016 9:44 PM Author: milky beady-eyed alpha marketing idea I once thought Id do this, but realized you have to
1. create throwaway email youve never used for facebook 2. create fake facebook with 4-5 pics of same Chad 3. Get enough facebook friends to pass some secret threshold 4. Allow facebook account to live long enough to pass secret threshold 5. Download tinder/bumble on a phone that basically never had your real tinder/bumble account
Fuck ton of work just to troll some bishes |
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Date: June 13th, 2016 9:49 PM Author: lime soggy dilemma nah you can just upload a private album to your own facebook and use those pix. in fact, you could even do this to rack up likes and then change your photos back 3 weeks later and hit up the same girls (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3253659&forum_id=2#30696073) |
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Date: June 13th, 2016 9:50 PM Author: milky beady-eyed alpha marketing idea lol, never thought about that. rate my aptitude at being CIA (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3253659&forum_id=2#30696095) |
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Date: June 13th, 2016 9:55 PM Author: Curious ruddy puppy range what did they say about you when you asked why they weren't satisfied with past date (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3253659&forum_id=2#30696153) |
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Date: June 16th, 2016 3:12 AM Author: Fragrant tattoo associate tinder bumble okc etc all seem insufferable. still dont know how you bros put up with such shiTTTy apps. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3253659&forum_id=2#30716299) |
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Date: June 24th, 2016 10:27 AM Author: Drab queen of the night crotch Step 1. Don't be a NOWAG (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3253659&forum_id=2#30781048) |
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Date: June 24th, 2016 10:32 AM Author: Concupiscible nudist circlehead upset about getting NOWAG'd gook? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3253659&forum_id=2#30781084) |
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Date: June 24th, 2016 10:24 AM Author: White bisexual fortuitous meteor useless brakes It'd blow the OP mind how many hot non trashy white chicks are in my Bumble queue trying to get dat Darnell pipe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3253659&forum_id=2#30781030) |
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Date: June 24th, 2016 10:32 AM Author: Concupiscible nudist circlehead you live in DC Vikram, there are no hot girls. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3253659&forum_id=2#30781086) |
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Date: June 24th, 2016 10:36 AM Author: White bisexual fortuitous meteor useless brakes Maybe not for you, but there are plenty "o" hot girls for me (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3253659&forum_id=2#30781104) |
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Date: June 24th, 2016 10:44 AM Author: Concupiscible nudist circlehead No, the point is hot girls don't live in DC it's a very ugly city. You're also a turdskin pretending to be black. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3253659&forum_id=2#30781154) |
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Date: June 24th, 2016 10:49 AM Author: White bisexual fortuitous meteor useless brakes Dude no need to get indignant with me. I am a good looking tall in shape darnell it only stands to reason I get some hot poon because of me being so. If you were cool I'd let you hang around me and my boys to see how we operate but your too busy insulting me and accusing me of being indian (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3253659&forum_id=2#30781174) |