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the most TOXIC thing I ever did: made a fake hot guy Bumble/OKC account

and messaged girls I took out but didn't get past date 1 wit...
multi-colored know-it-all center new version
  06/13/16
damn man. i am meeting up with a fucking HOT blonde blue eye...
mewling concupiscible theatre
  06/13/16
cool story hansel
Titillating cruel-hearted brethren
  06/16/16
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fishy irate cruise ship
  06/16/16
The shocking part is that you were shocked that chicks willi...
claret business firm
  06/13/16
no it's not that, it's something you just need to see hum...
multi-colored know-it-all center new version
  06/13/16
I know. I'm not full on Chad, but I am full on chad as far a...
claret business firm
  06/13/16
haven't u ever dated down though? it's exactly the same expe...
Passionate Theater Stage
  06/13/16
This isn't true. A 6.5 dude is not a chad to 5.5 chicks the ...
Misanthropic liquid oxygen
  06/16/16
where in the world did I say that a 6.5 guy is a chad to a 5...
Passionate Theater Stage
  06/16/16
Was there not enough board tinder/bumble scholarship? Did yo...
Wine voyeur laser beams
  06/13/16
check out the text i sent you for tom
mewling concupiscible theatre
  06/13/16
I saw brej, nice
Wine voyeur laser beams
  06/13/16
i wanted to try it out IRL
multi-colored know-it-all center new version
  06/13/16
What's your height? Facial aesthetics on a 1-10 scale? Bumbl...
Bearded library useless brakes
  06/13/16
I'm an IRL 6.5 just like most quasi-in shape dudes below 6' ...
multi-colored know-it-all center new version
  06/13/16
So you're average height, average looking and have an above-...
Bearded library useless brakes
  06/13/16
no shit man, the entire point of life is to do just a little...
multi-colored know-it-all center new version
  06/13/16
What did the girls say to your fake profile? Surely it wasn...
Talented azure mediation gaming laptop
  06/13/16
No. That does not happen, even if the plan is obviously for ...
claret business firm
  06/13/16
Cr. I think OP may be giving his Chad profile more credit t...
Talented azure mediation gaming laptop
  06/13/16
(guy unfamiliar w the lick msg)
Wine voyeur laser beams
  06/13/16
Lol. I need to try it out.
Talented azure mediation gaming laptop
  06/13/16
It's 9868976897
Wine voyeur laser beams
  06/13/16
I once thought Id do this, but realized you have to 1. cr...
Buff step-uncle's house depressive
  06/13/16
nah you can just upload a private album to your own facebook...
bateful range athletic conference
  06/13/16
lol, never thought about that. rate my aptitude at being CIA
Buff step-uncle's house depressive
  06/13/16
You don't need to do 3-5
Cordovan Judgmental Death Wish
  06/16/16
what did they say about you when you asked why they weren't ...
primrose stirring point
  06/13/16
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pea-brained clown
  06/13/16
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primrose stirring point
  06/16/16
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Vermilion electric reading party
  06/16/16
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At-the-ready Internal Respiration
  06/16/16
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Dull Lascivious Area Toaster
  06/24/16
tinder bumble okc etc all seem insufferable. still dont know...
Trip faggot firefighter trailer park
  06/16/16
Step 1. Don't be a NOWAG
Cordovan Judgmental Death Wish
  06/24/16
upset about getting NOWAG'd gook?
grizzly arousing lodge
  06/24/16
It'd blow the OP mind how many hot non trashy white chicks a...
snowy racy nowag
  06/24/16
you live in DC Vikram, there are no hot girls.
grizzly arousing lodge
  06/24/16
Maybe not for you, but there are plenty "o" hot gi...
snowy racy nowag
  06/24/16
No, the point is hot girls don't live in DC it's a very ugly...
grizzly arousing lodge
  06/24/16
Dude no need to get indignant with me. I am a good looking t...
snowy racy nowag
  06/24/16


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Date: June 13th, 2016 9:10 PM
Author: multi-colored know-it-all center new version

and messaged girls I took out but didn't get past date 1 with

I got some of them to talk about the date, fortunately none were too harsh on me

but what was really sad/predictable was basically: let's get a drink and I will fuck you

but with me it's like climbing a fucking mountain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3253659&forum_id=2#30695608)



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Date: June 13th, 2016 9:11 PM
Author: mewling concupiscible theatre

damn man. i am meeting up with a fucking HOT blonde blue eyed 22 year old. legit models for some clothing company or some shit. Also i had some girl i talked to for 10 min pay $35 bucks to take an uber to me on sat. i didn't think she ws hot so i lied and said i had a girlfriend and made her go home at 3 am

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3253659&forum_id=2#30695624)



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Date: June 16th, 2016 3:26 AM
Author: Titillating cruel-hearted brethren

cool story hansel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3253659&forum_id=2#30716335)



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Date: June 16th, 2016 3:32 AM
Author: fishy irate cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3253659&forum_id=2#30716351)



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Date: June 13th, 2016 9:11 PM
Author: claret business firm

The shocking part is that you were shocked that chicks willingly fuck Chads.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3253659&forum_id=2#30695626)



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Date: June 13th, 2016 9:15 PM
Author: multi-colored know-it-all center new version

no it's not that, it's something you just need to see

human experience requires.... experience

to be behind a screen and act like, and be, Chad, is something that flips my entire life on its head re: dating

ive never been UGLY but ive never been HOT so it's always been a battle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3253659&forum_id=2#30695676)



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Date: June 13th, 2016 9:16 PM
Author: claret business firm

I know. I'm not full on Chad, but I am full on chad as far as chicks can tell from my Tinder / Bumble, and it's very very easy to fuck chicks.

Even now adays, when I use a fake photo where it's not even me but looks a lot like me, and you barely see the person in the photo, but you can tell they're Chad, it's easy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3253659&forum_id=2#30695695)



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Date: June 13th, 2016 9:20 PM
Author: Passionate Theater Stage

haven't u ever dated down though? it's exactly the same experience, except you don't see the girls as desirable as the ones who dinged you, obviously.

in the dating market it's all relative...you're someone's chad, someone else is your chad. there's always some bigger, tougher nigga in prison

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3253659&forum_id=2#30695746)



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Date: June 16th, 2016 1:52 AM
Author: Misanthropic liquid oxygen

This isn't true. A 6.5 dude is not a chad to 5.5 chicks the same way that an 8.5 dude is a chad to a 7.5 chick. Chad status does have a small relative component but the objective component is much larger.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3253659&forum_id=2#30716107)



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Date: June 16th, 2016 2:59 AM
Author: Passionate Theater Stage

where in the world did I say that a 6.5 guy is a chad to a 5.5 chick? also,

BEEP BEEP BEEP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3253659&forum_id=2#30716260)



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Date: June 13th, 2016 9:19 PM
Author: Wine voyeur laser beams

Was there not enough board tinder/bumble scholarship? Did you not believe it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3253659&forum_id=2#30695737)



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Date: June 13th, 2016 9:19 PM
Author: mewling concupiscible theatre

check out the text i sent you for tom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3253659&forum_id=2#30695739)



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Date: June 13th, 2016 9:25 PM
Author: Wine voyeur laser beams

I saw brej, nice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3253659&forum_id=2#30695797)



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Date: June 13th, 2016 9:22 PM
Author: multi-colored know-it-all center new version

i wanted to try it out IRL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3253659&forum_id=2#30695766)



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Date: June 13th, 2016 9:24 PM
Author: Bearded library useless brakes

What's your height? Facial aesthetics on a 1-10 scale? Bumble shouldn't be that difficult, it's literally a picture of your face and a short description of yourself (and probably a photo or two indicating your height so that chicks can see whether you're above 6 feet tall)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3253659&forum_id=2#30695790)



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Date: June 13th, 2016 9:26 PM
Author: multi-colored know-it-all center new version

I'm an IRL 6.5 just like most quasi-in shape dudes below 6'

I can never be a 7 because I am not tall enough

I am not fat, I have not BAD facial aesthetics, I have a prestige job and money and clothing, I can talk about almost anything, and I have above average social skills

I can get laid, it just takes a lot of fucking effort bc ALL WOMEN relationship track me, I cant get them to just fuck, I am not valuable enough

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3253659&forum_id=2#30695812)



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Date: June 13th, 2016 9:28 PM
Author: Bearded library useless brakes

So you're average height, average looking and have an above-average amount of money and social aptitude. You sound like a relationship-track dude to me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3253659&forum_id=2#30695847)



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Date: June 13th, 2016 9:29 PM
Author: multi-colored know-it-all center new version

no shit man, the entire point of life is to do just a little bit better than where you're "at" (e.g. gf slightly cuter than you)

btw, I am probably objectively a tiny bit above average looking just in terms of past gfs and the dates I soemtimes get

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3253659&forum_id=2#30695855)



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Date: June 13th, 2016 9:39 PM
Author: Talented azure mediation gaming laptop

What did the girls say to your fake profile? Surely it wasn't literally Let's get a drink and I'll fuck you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3253659&forum_id=2#30695944)



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Date: June 13th, 2016 9:43 PM
Author: claret business firm

No. That does not happen, even if the plan is obviously for you to go over her place and fuck her. Chicks are scared away by harsh language in the wrong context.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3253659&forum_id=2#30695996)



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Date: June 13th, 2016 9:47 PM
Author: Talented azure mediation gaming laptop

Cr. I think OP may be giving his Chad profile more credit than it deserves.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3253659&forum_id=2#30696049)



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Date: June 13th, 2016 9:43 PM
Author: Wine voyeur laser beams

(guy unfamiliar w the lick msg)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3253659&forum_id=2#30696002)



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Date: June 13th, 2016 9:45 PM
Author: Talented azure mediation gaming laptop

Lol. I need to try it out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3253659&forum_id=2#30696020)



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Date: June 13th, 2016 9:45 PM
Author: Wine voyeur laser beams

It's 9868976897

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3253659&forum_id=2#30696023)



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Date: June 13th, 2016 9:44 PM
Author: Buff step-uncle's house depressive

I once thought Id do this, but realized you have to

1. create throwaway email youve never used for facebook

2. create fake facebook with 4-5 pics of same Chad

3. Get enough facebook friends to pass some secret threshold

4. Allow facebook account to live long enough to pass secret threshold

5. Download tinder/bumble on a phone that basically never had your real tinder/bumble account

Fuck ton of work just to troll some bishes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3253659&forum_id=2#30696015)



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Date: June 13th, 2016 9:49 PM
Author: bateful range athletic conference

nah you can just upload a private album to your own facebook and use those pix. in fact, you could even do this to rack up likes and then change your photos back 3 weeks later and hit up the same girls

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3253659&forum_id=2#30696073)



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Date: June 13th, 2016 9:50 PM
Author: Buff step-uncle's house depressive

lol, never thought about that. rate my aptitude at being CIA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3253659&forum_id=2#30696095)



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Date: June 16th, 2016 1:52 AM
Author: Cordovan Judgmental Death Wish

You don't need to do 3-5

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3253659&forum_id=2#30716106)



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Date: June 13th, 2016 9:55 PM
Author: primrose stirring point

what did they say about you when you asked why they weren't satisfied with past date

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3253659&forum_id=2#30696153)



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Date: June 13th, 2016 10:02 PM
Author: pea-brained clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3253659&forum_id=2#30696242)



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Date: June 16th, 2016 1:28 AM
Author: primrose stirring point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3253659&forum_id=2#30716048)



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Date: June 16th, 2016 1:45 AM
Author: Vermilion electric reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3253659&forum_id=2#30716097)



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Date: June 16th, 2016 3:03 AM
Author: At-the-ready Internal Respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3253659&forum_id=2#30716271)



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Date: June 24th, 2016 10:36 AM
Author: Dull Lascivious Area Toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3253659&forum_id=2#30781109)



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Date: June 16th, 2016 3:12 AM
Author: Trip faggot firefighter trailer park

tinder bumble okc etc all seem insufferable. still dont know how you bros put up with such shiTTTy apps.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3253659&forum_id=2#30716299)



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Date: June 24th, 2016 10:27 AM
Author: Cordovan Judgmental Death Wish

Step 1. Don't be a NOWAG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3253659&forum_id=2#30781048)



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Date: June 24th, 2016 10:32 AM
Author: grizzly arousing lodge

upset about getting NOWAG'd gook?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3253659&forum_id=2#30781084)



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Date: June 24th, 2016 10:24 AM
Author: snowy racy nowag

It'd blow the OP mind how many hot non trashy white chicks are in my Bumble queue trying to get dat Darnell pipe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3253659&forum_id=2#30781030)



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Date: June 24th, 2016 10:32 AM
Author: grizzly arousing lodge

you live in DC Vikram, there are no hot girls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3253659&forum_id=2#30781086)



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Date: June 24th, 2016 10:36 AM
Author: snowy racy nowag

Maybe not for you, but there are plenty "o" hot girls for me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3253659&forum_id=2#30781104)



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Date: June 24th, 2016 10:44 AM
Author: grizzly arousing lodge

No, the point is hot girls don't live in DC it's a very ugly city. You're also a turdskin pretending to be black.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3253659&forum_id=2#30781154)



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Date: June 24th, 2016 10:49 AM
Author: snowy racy nowag

Dude no need to get indignant with me. I am a good looking tall in shape darnell it only stands to reason I get some hot poon because of me being so. If you were cool I'd let you hang around me and my boys to see how we operate but your too busy insulting me and accusing me of being indian

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3253659&forum_id=2#30781174)