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Hypo: $4M per highly venomous snake placed in your house

You will receive $4M per highly venomous snake placed in you...
Nazca Redlines
  05/01/25
should be pretty easy to starve/dehydrate them
gedood persoon
  05/01/25
They can go weeks if not months without food and water. And ...
Nazca Redlines
  05/01/25
I’ll take 5. Highly confident in my ability to kill m...
piss jug
  05/01/25
How big is your place? How are you going to find, let alone ...
Nazca Redlines
  05/01/25
What number guarantees I get killed in a month or less
ruinous phenotype
  05/01/25
I'll take like 100. First thing I'm going is to put on two p...
dj clue
  05/01/25
FWIW: Can snake fangs penetrate leather boots? Some sna...
Nazca Redlines
  05/01/25
wear ski boots
Hang Kikelensky NOW
  05/01/25
8. Want 20 million or more after taxes
Fucking Fuckface
  05/01/25
This is tax free, friend. What's your strategy?
Nazca Redlines
  05/01/25
I'll take 2 please
""''"'"'"'"''
  05/01/25
A snake has no chance at all in a fight with a human equippe...
tarrifs
  05/01/25
How will you find them? And what makes you think you'll be r...
Nazca Redlines
  05/01/25
I don’t know shit about exotic venomous snakes (maybe ...
......,,,,,,........,
  05/02/25
zero, i dont want them to bite my pets :((
caitlin clark
  05/01/25
You can send the pets out if you want. You're the only one w...
Nazca Redlines
  05/01/25
All of them? IDK but at least 50. So long as I can get to my...
bald fraud
  05/01/25
How are you going to find all 50 of them before one, previou...
Nazca Redlines
  05/01/25
Methodically, and with extreme prejudice. Start in a corner ...
bald fraud
  05/02/25
5. This is easy af.
Ai agent
  05/01/25
1000 of them, or as many as Im allowed. I douse the place...
718-662-5970
  05/01/25
No one ITT can explain how they'll kill the snakes
.;:..;:.;.:.;.,,,..,.:,.;....;,;;;..;,..,,.,,....,
  05/01/25
It's plausible with 1 or 2 snakes. Wear boots and several pa...
Nazca Redlines
  05/01/25
Find the snake, push it with a broom, hit it with a stick.
tarrifs
  05/01/25
5. Between me and my shotgun and the cat they are dead the ...
Drunkard
  05/01/25
OP: "I think 5 poisonous snakes can handle one little c...
""''"'"'"'"''
  05/01/25
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZWo255o4uKQ
Drunkard
  05/01/25
if you don't kill them the first day, how would you sleep th...
Darnell
  05/01/25
With housing on the decline a bit I’m not sure I could...
90s | obese | jamaal
  05/01/25
Can I have 100 of them and they are just put on my bed and I...
Non sequitur
  05/02/25
...
ruinous phenotype
  05/02/25
The first thing I would do is turn the AC down as cold as po...
Drunkard
  05/02/25
this is the credited answer
caitlin clark
  05/02/25
how does all that help you get killed by snakes though
ruinous phenotype
  05/02/25
How many snakes are you getting? What are you doing while...
Nazca Redlines
  05/02/25
That’s why I have the cat
Drunkard
  05/02/25
Put me down for 40 or 50 garçon and bring a side of b...
"'''""""'"'
  05/02/25
I'll take 5. I copy the above ideas about how to dress, and ...
butt cheeks
  05/02/25
Can I burn the house down and live in the wreckage?
biglaw associate asking if link is worksafe @ 11pm
  05/02/25
During the first year, no, you have to keep the house intact...
Nazca Redlines
  05/02/25
snakes are not going to do shit. just throw a hamster or squ...
fulano
  05/02/25
Do you have hamsters and squirrels to throw at them? You can...
Nazca Redlines
  05/02/25
didnt read the hypo. thanks for understanding
fulano
  05/02/25
you could easily put a live snaketrap at each entrance with ...
""''"'"'"'"''
  05/02/25
CR in Sweat by Zora Neale Hurston the villian has a 180 sche...
.....;;,,.........;.;.;.;.,;,;,;.;.;,;
  05/02/25
Do I get to decide when the hypo begins? If so, this is an e...
TSINAH eating Jimmy John's in a gay bar
  05/02/25
I would take 5-10 because I don't have need for any more mon...
Diamond Dallas Trump
  05/02/25
I'll take a dozen or so. Snakes crave heat, so I would make ...
https://imgur.com/a/o2g8xYK
  05/02/25
Lol those poor snakes would want to GTFO out of my house asa...
gibberish (?)
  05/02/25


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Date: May 1st, 2025 2:46 PM
Author: Nazca Redlines

You will receive $4M per highly venomous snake placed in your house. You can choose how many are placed. The snakes placed will be randomly selected adults from among the most lethal species of venomous snakes, such as mambas, taipans, and cobras.

Snakes will be placed at random in easily accessible areas of your home, such as in the middle of a room, on a couch, or under the kitchen table. You will not know where they are placed.

For the next 14 days, you must spend at least 22 hours a day inside your house.

For the rest of the year after that, you must spend at least 12 hours per day inside your house. You can take up to 10 days away for vacations and the like after the 60th day.

You can use anything you already have at your house, in your car, or on your person to trap, kill, lure, feed, or stay away from the snakes. You cannot buy or use any weapons, traps, snake repellant, mice, etc. that you don't already have.

After a year, the snakes don't automatically disappear, but the restrictions end. You can move, you can buy traps, hire a trapper, etc.

Do you accept? How many snakes are you getting? What's your strategy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719308&forum_id=2#48896672)



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Date: May 1st, 2025 2:55 PM
Author: gedood persoon

should be pretty easy to starve/dehydrate them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719308&forum_id=2#48896699)



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Date: May 1st, 2025 2:58 PM
Author: Nazca Redlines

They can go weeks if not months without food and water. And how confident are you (a) that you don't have mice around for them to eat and hydrate with and (b) that they won't just head outside, take up residence in your yard, and live like kings cobra there until they bite you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719308&forum_id=2#48896712)



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Date: May 1st, 2025 2:52 PM
Author: piss jug

I’ll take 5.

Highly confident in my ability to kill most or all of them on day 1

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719308&forum_id=2#48896693)



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Date: May 1st, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: Nazca Redlines

How big is your place? How are you going to find, let alone kill, any of them? I presume they'll slither into a corner, under a pillow, or something like that real quick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719308&forum_id=2#48896713)



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Date: May 1st, 2025 2:55 PM
Author: ruinous phenotype

What number guarantees I get killed in a month or less

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719308&forum_id=2#48896703)



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Date: May 1st, 2025 3:01 PM
Author: dj clue

I'll take like 100. First thing I'm going is to put on two pairs of sweats and then a pair of jeans over them. Maybe some thick snow pants if I can find them. Put on some boots too and duct tape the pants to the boots so no snakes can get it. Then i"ll just go looking for them and stomp them out until all 100 are dead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719308&forum_id=2#48896721)



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Date: May 1st, 2025 4:03 PM
Author: Nazca Redlines

FWIW:

Can snake fangs penetrate leather boots?

Some snake fangs can penetrate leather boots, but it depends on the size and breed of the snake and the thickness of the leather.

https://www.internationalleatherclub.com/can-snakes-bite-through-leather-boots/

And I hope you don't lay down with exposed skin somewhere.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719308&forum_id=2#48896893)



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Date: May 1st, 2025 4:13 PM
Author: Hang Kikelensky NOW

wear ski boots

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719308&forum_id=2#48896923)



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Date: May 1st, 2025 3:02 PM
Author: Fucking Fuckface

8. Want 20 million or more after taxes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719308&forum_id=2#48896726)



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Date: May 1st, 2025 4:01 PM
Author: Nazca Redlines

This is tax free, friend. What's your strategy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719308&forum_id=2#48896889)



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Date: May 1st, 2025 3:03 PM
Author: ""''"'"'"'"''

I'll take 2 please

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719308&forum_id=2#48896731)



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Date: May 1st, 2025 3:04 PM
Author: tarrifs

A snake has no chance at all in a fight with a human equipped with normal household stuff. I take probably five snakes, send the wife and kids out of the house and kill them all in the first two hours.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719308&forum_id=2#48896733)



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Date: May 1st, 2025 4:00 PM
Author: Nazca Redlines

How will you find them? And what makes you think you'll be ready to hit it with a shovel or whatever before it catches you off guard and strikes?

And even if you spot it first, some of these snakes can strike 4 or 5 feet away.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719308&forum_id=2#48896882)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: ......,,,,,,........,

I don’t know shit about exotic venomous snakes (maybe they are more aggressive?) but domestic varieties (rattlesnakes, water moccasins, copperheads) can be easily dispatched with a garden hoe

Edit: on reflection, I’m thinking about smallish snakes I’ve killed. No way would I try to be chopping the head off some 9 foot long monster rattler with a hoe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719308&forum_id=2#48899294)



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Date: May 1st, 2025 3:06 PM
Author: caitlin clark

zero, i dont want them to bite my pets :((

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719308&forum_id=2#48896736)



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Date: May 1st, 2025 4:00 PM
Author: Nazca Redlines

You can send the pets out if you want. You're the only one who needs to stay home. Are you in?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719308&forum_id=2#48896884)



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Date: May 1st, 2025 3:17 PM
Author: bald fraud

All of them? IDK but at least 50. So long as I can get to my axe in the garage I will massacre those reptiles.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719308&forum_id=2#48896761)



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Date: May 1st, 2025 4:01 PM
Author: Nazca Redlines

How are you going to find all 50 of them before one, previously unseen, bites you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719308&forum_id=2#48896887)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:14 PM
Author: bald fraud

Methodically, and with extreme prejudice. Start in a corner at one end of the house and go room too room. Chopped up or blasted to smithereens I'm rolling hard on those legless losers.

Just remembered that I have a full case of #8 shot at home and I literally never hunt birds. No idea why I even have it, until now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719308&forum_id=2#48899656)



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Date: May 1st, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: Ai agent

5. This is easy af.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719308&forum_id=2#48897132)



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Date: May 1st, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: 718-662-5970

1000 of them, or as many as Im allowed.

I douse the place with propane from my grill out back and light it with me inside

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719308&forum_id=2#48897135)



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Date: May 1st, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: .;:..;:.;.:.;.,,,..,.:,.;....;,;;;..;,..,,.,,....,


No one ITT can explain how they'll kill the snakes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719308&forum_id=2#48897138)



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Date: May 1st, 2025 6:43 PM
Author: Nazca Redlines

It's plausible with 1 or 2 snakes. Wear boots and several pairs of pants. Sleep in a hammock. Always carry a shovel. Hope you can bop them before they get you.

LJL at succeeding with more than a couple snakes. One of them would catch you unawares from a dark nook.

Also, luring them to a certain place seem possible. Crank the AC. Drain the toilets. Put a space heater, bowl of water, and food in one place. Watch there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719308&forum_id=2#48897296)



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Date: May 1st, 2025 7:05 PM
Author: tarrifs

Find the snake, push it with a broom, hit it with a stick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719308&forum_id=2#48897352)



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Date: May 1st, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: Drunkard

5. Between me and my shotgun and the cat they are dead the first day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719308&forum_id=2#48897140)



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Date: May 1st, 2025 6:27 PM
Author: ""''"'"'"'"''

OP: "I think 5 poisonous snakes can handle one little cat"

Drunkard: "No lieutenant, your snakes are all ready dead"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719308&forum_id=2#48897272)



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Date: May 1st, 2025 6:37 PM
Author: Drunkard

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZWo255o4uKQ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719308&forum_id=2#48897285)



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Date: May 1st, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: Darnell

if you don't kill them the first day, how would you sleep through the night? it would be scary as fuck. you'd probably barely sleep and descend into madness

obviously the snake(s) aren't wandering around hunting you and are probably hiding in a corner someplace

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719308&forum_id=2#48897281)



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Date: May 1st, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: 90s | obese | jamaal

With housing on the decline a bit I’m not sure I could scrounge up 4M, but if I could, sure why not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719308&forum_id=2#48897284)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 10:01 AM
Author: Non sequitur

Can I have 100 of them and they are just put on my bed and I don’t want the money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719308&forum_id=2#48898549)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 10:02 AM
Author: ruinous phenotype



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719308&forum_id=2#48898550)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 10:24 AM
Author: Drunkard

The first thing I would do is turn the AC down as cold as possible. Then I would take heating pads (anyone who has dated a woman has a collection of these) and place them in the corner of each room. Presumably the cold snakes would go to the heating pads at which point I would shoot them with 12 gauge bird shot.

I would wear puffy jacket and ski pants and put my logger boots on. Then I would put on duck coveralls. That’s enough padding I think I would be able to have a chance to not get bit with a strike. I would wear my welding gauntlets. I also have a full face landscaping helmet which would protect my face.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719308&forum_id=2#48898582)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 10:26 AM
Author: caitlin clark

this is the credited answer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719308&forum_id=2#48898585)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 10:26 AM
Author: ruinous phenotype

how does all that help you get killed by snakes though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719308&forum_id=2#48898587)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 11:14 AM
Author: Nazca Redlines

How many snakes are you getting?

What are you doing while you wait for them to go to the heating pads?

What are you going to do when it's after midnight and dark and cold and you're tired and there are still a few snakes around?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719308&forum_id=2#48898675)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 12:43 PM
Author: Drunkard

That’s why I have the cat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719308&forum_id=2#48898951)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 10:29 AM
Author: "'''""""'"'

Put me down for 40 or 50 garçon and bring a side of bat with those snakes please

Applies only if these are actual physical reptiles slithering around my physical domicile and not a metaphor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719308&forum_id=2#48898591)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 10:47 AM
Author: butt cheeks (✅🍑)

I'll take 5. I copy the above ideas about how to dress, and go hunting them with a 12-gauge. With $20MM tax free, I'll fix up the holes I leave before I sell the place.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719308&forum_id=2#48898623)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: biglaw associate asking if link is worksafe @ 11pm

Can I burn the house down and live in the wreckage?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719308&forum_id=2#48898696)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 11:37 AM
Author: Nazca Redlines

During the first year, no, you have to keep the house intact and live in it.

After the first year, go ahead.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719308&forum_id=2#48898747)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 11:26 AM
Author: fulano

snakes are not going to do shit. just throw a hamster or squirrel into the living room once a day and they'll be tame af dancing to your kazoo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719308&forum_id=2#48898711)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 11:40 AM
Author: Nazca Redlines

Do you have hamsters and squirrels to throw at them? You can try to trap some in your yard. You can't buy any that you don't already have.

You could leave the door open and hope the snakes leave, but then you'd probably have deadly snakes in your yard until mid winter or beyond.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719308&forum_id=2#48898756)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 11:41 AM
Author: fulano

didnt read the hypo. thanks for understanding

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719308&forum_id=2#48898760)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 11:52 AM
Author: ""''"'"'"'"''

you could easily put a live snaketrap at each entrance with a gorgeous rodent inside as a lure, then relocate the snakes to the zoo or op's house until he pays up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719308&forum_id=2#48898792)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 2:34 PM
Author: .....;;,,.........;.;.;.;.,;,;,;.;.;,;


CR in Sweat by Zora Neale Hurston the villian has a 180 scheme to kill his wife with a rattlesnake and step one is to feed it three frogs (to be fair it backfires on him and he gets killed by the rattlesnake, spoiler alert). We have straight up bunny rabbits in my neighborhood. Would sign up for at least 5 snakes, maybe 10, as that would be 1 per room, but I think 20M tax free is plenty of money for me and my family for the rest of my days. Catch rabbits, feed snakes and induce food coma, shoot each with handgun, beat with shovel to confirm dead. Play video games and order uber eats until 1 year is up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719308&forum_id=2#48899332)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 3:01 PM
Author: TSINAH eating Jimmy John's in a gay bar

Do I get to decide when the hypo begins? If so, this is an easy one. Snakes are cold blooded, so they have no ability to regulate their temperature. Cold temperatures are extremely dangerous for them. I'd wait until the middle of winter and turn off the heat in the house for a couple days until it is below freezing inside the house. Once I do that, worst-case scenario is that the snakes go into brumation immediately and are no threat. That will get me through the 14-day critical period until I can get some weapons and protective gear to exterminate them. Best case scenario is that they all freeze to death and die instantly.

Even during the summer, if you turn the air conditioner on full blast nonstop, you can probably get the house cold enough that they won't bother you. In my case, I have a couple old window AC units. If I turned the central AC on full blast and put the window AC units on the windows in the smallest bedroom, it will probably be cold enough that the snakes won't come in there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719308&forum_id=2#48899423)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 3:22 PM
Author: Diamond Dallas Trump

I would take 5-10 because I don't have need for any more money.

I would dress in protective gear and do a full clear on the upper floor of my house, which wouldn't be very hard. The upper floor is where I would live for the duration of this, and use it as a base while each room of the lower floor is cleared and sealed off one by one.

I have a telescoping pool pole that can go up to 16 feet, with a hook on the end to scoop the robot out of the pool. For the smaller/faster snakes, I would just use it to pin them from a distance, then use my hand to pick them up (gripping them behind the head):

https://www.wikihow.com/images/thumb/5/51/Handle-Poisonous-Snakes-Step-7-Version-2.jpg/v4-460px-Handle-Poisonous-Snakes-Step-7-Version-2.jpg

I would put them in pillowcases and tie them shut for their safety. For the larger/slower snakes, I would make gigantic snake bags by folding sheets together and stitching them, then put the bags inside a huge garbage can. I would use the hook on the pool pole to scoop the large snakes into the can, then tie the giant snake bags shut.

Once I had all of the snakes safely tied up in their breathable bags, I would take them all to GujarTTT's house and let them go. If things got hairy, I have a electric pole saw that extends up to 20 feet, but I would try to preserve them all to leave the maximum number for GujarTTT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719308&forum_id=2#48899482)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 3:43 PM
Author: https://imgur.com/a/o2g8xYK


I'll take a dozen or so. Snakes crave heat, so I would make one room much warmer than all others. I would put diatomaceous earth on the floor in the doorway so I could see whether any slithered in, and I would put a shallow floor liner on the floor, the kind you use for potted plants, and fill it with antifreeze, so that any snakes entering the room will have to slither through an 18 inch moat of antifreeze. The diatomaceous earth will help me count how many snakes have entered the room and what size they are. I would also set up a raspberry pi with a camera and use it as a motion detector, or I could use a laptop with a webcam, but I would stay clear of the doorway so I don't spook the snakes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719308&forum_id=2#48899544)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 3:51 PM
Author: gibberish (?)

Lol those poor snakes would want to GTFO out of my house asap

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719308&forum_id=2#48899571)