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Middle aged law shrew sent me more nudes

Seriously concerned about her crotch in this pic. Women are...
Talking Giraffe Den
  12/21/16
omg that tub you should date her just to get access to t...
Adulterous beady-eyed son of senegal parlor
  12/21/16
Lol. Literally didn't even notice the tub. Looks nice tho ...
Talking Giraffe Den
  12/21/16
Maybe its the way the water is swirling, but she looks like ...
Shimmering brunch boltzmann
  12/21/16
...
Sooty impertinent private investor keepsake machete
  12/22/16
would schnarf that--not gonna lie
cordovan aphrodisiac electric furnace codepig
  04/09/17
Pretty sure you poasted this before
Bearded center sex offender
  12/21/16
Very similar. This one is new today.
Talking Giraffe Den
  12/21/16
how old is she
peach menage dragon
  12/21/16
40ish
Talking Giraffe Den
  12/21/16
...
electric headpube azn
  12/21/16
Yeah... wish I had the balls to talk like this to chicks I w...
Talking Giraffe Den
  12/21/16
god they are such whores
Laughsome well-lubricated lodge
  12/21/16
write back "Very pretty lady;; very beautful;; pls be i...
Sienna filthpig
  12/21/16
cr
cerise hairraiser site gunner
  12/21/16
Lmao
Talking Giraffe Den
  12/21/16
https://imgur.com/a/dafJV
Talking Giraffe Den
  12/21/16
you couldn't even correct the grammar?
Shimmering brunch boltzmann
  12/21/16
Nope.
Talking Giraffe Den
  12/21/16
Loool
Spectacular Therapy
  12/21/16
...
electric headpube azn
  12/21/16
quotes ruin it
Laughsome well-lubricated lodge
  12/21/16
Cut and paste fail. Noticed after I sent it. :(
Talking Giraffe Den
  12/21/16
what was her response?
peach menage dragon
  12/21/16
Still waiting
Talking Giraffe Den
  12/21/16
...
peach menage dragon
  12/21/16
Nothing yet.
Talking Giraffe Den
  12/21/16
https://imgur.com/a/8TjGa
Talking Giraffe Den
  12/21/16
...
peach menage dragon
  12/21/16
https://imgur.com/a/4kY41
Talking Giraffe Den
  12/21/16
180000000000000
peach menage dragon
  12/21/16
https://imgur.com/a/pjzZY
Talking Giraffe Den
  12/21/16
...
peach menage dragon
  12/21/16
one would've thought that after what we've been through we'd...
cerise hairraiser site gunner
  12/21/16
https://imgur.com/a/0rfvr
Talking Giraffe Den
  12/21/16
...
peach menage dragon
  12/21/16
https://imgur.com/a/uuWra
Talking Giraffe Den
  12/21/16
gooch! omg, that amazing.
Shimmering brunch boltzmann
  12/21/16
I'm cracking up and loling irl right now.
Talking Giraffe Den
  12/21/16
So good. Thank you for this thread.
gold bespoke generalized bond
  12/22/16
https://imgur.com/a/Ekpgd
Talking Giraffe Den
  12/22/16
hahahah
Laughsome well-lubricated lodge
  12/22/16
...
electric headpube azn
  12/22/16
LMAO 180
fuchsia bisexual windowlicker lay
  12/22/16
180000
cerebral native twinkling uncleanness
  12/22/16
lmaooooo
disturbing nursing home chad
  12/22/16
...
Honey-headed Stirring Stage
  12/22/16
180
Contagious Office Stain
  12/22/16
180
Swashbuckling Kitty Cat Resort
  12/23/16
179, "cum cannon" would be 180
Autistic exhilarant main people university
  12/26/16
Thundercock makes it 180
smoky prole turdskin
  04/07/17
lmao
Stimulating buff internal respiration
  10/04/17
...
maroon thriller stock car church
  10/04/17
180!!
Very tactful gaming laptop legend
  10/28/18
ho lee fuk, crying IRL
smoky prole turdskin
  09/09/20
...
Talking Giraffe Den
  09/09/20
lmfao this might be the hardest I've laughed on the bort
pearly charismatic principal's office marketing idea
  01/17/21
...
Very tactful gaming laptop legend
  01/17/21
LMAO
house-broken reading party bawdyhouse
  11/24/22
180
Dashing Area
  11/24/22
AAA
Translucent hospital pocket flask
  11/24/22
damn this girl is dirty
Shimmering brunch boltzmann
  12/21/16
180
massive appetizing love of her life
  12/22/16
So prescient
Talking Giraffe Den
  12/22/16
...
electric headpube azn
  12/21/16
180
massive appetizing love of her life
  12/22/16
lol "who typed the message"--write back "I ri...
Adventurous forum
  12/21/16
...
Vermilion hissy fit jap
  12/21/16
...
amber insanely creepy home round eye
  12/22/16
LOL
disturbing nursing home chad
  12/21/16
...
electric headpube azn
  12/21/16
LJL at women - "I want to cum on your face and you to s...
arousing library
  12/22/16
...
Haunting chocolate abode
  12/22/16
...
disturbing nursing home chad
  12/23/16
...
Titillating trump supporter milk
  12/28/16
Send her the xo link for context
brilliant nowag
  04/15/19
...
Talking Giraffe Den
  09/09/20
...
Onyx vibrant puppy
  12/21/16
Need to inform her that you don't want throat and mouth canc...
Violent liquid oxygen theater
  12/22/16
...
Coiffed temple
  12/26/16
i think she might be a "woman of the cock." what ...
cerise hairraiser site gunner
  12/21/16
Jfc i just threw up
Haunting chocolate abode
  12/21/16
wtf is going on between her legs?
Thirsty gay stage goyim
  12/21/16
See op
Talking Giraffe Den
  12/21/16
The previous ones she sent me. I'll never bang though. It'...
Talking Giraffe Den
  12/21/16
...
peach menage dragon
  12/21/16
Yeah, I think that's from selfie stretching or something. S...
Talking Giraffe Den
  12/21/16
Would jizz and piss on it still
histrionic orchid piazza
  12/21/16
http://tpwd.texas.gov/regulations/outdoor-annual/regs/animal...
disturbing nursing home chad
  12/21/16
Was thinking more Janet Reno. But, 180
Talking Giraffe Den
  12/21/16
why wouldn't you bang? It ain't that bad....
Shimmering brunch boltzmann
  12/21/16
She's married. Lives a long way away.
Talking Giraffe Den
  12/21/16
wait, so how did you even start texting with her?
Shimmering brunch boltzmann
  12/21/16
She started texting me on FB. Went to LS with her. She pro...
Talking Giraffe Den
  12/21/16
good lord they are such whores describe her facebook phot...
Laughsome well-lubricated lodge
  12/21/16
Normal happy family. Nothing peculiar. Hubby seems like a g...
Talking Giraffe Den
  12/21/16
You show marked restraint
massive appetizing love of her life
  12/22/16
lol
Alcoholic Indirect Expression Sweet Tailpipe
  12/22/16
lol
disturbing nursing home chad
  12/21/16
i hate cheaters could never do it myself
Laughsome well-lubricated lodge
  12/21/16
Me too. Wouldn't do that to another. This is harmless thoug...
Talking Giraffe Den
  12/21/16
idk man, ask her husband that. can't speak for you but she h...
Laughsome well-lubricated lodge
  12/21/16
If it's not me texting, she would or probably is fucking oth...
Talking Giraffe Den
  12/22/16
Very noble of you. I agree
mauve concupiscible lettuce
  09/09/20
poast some pix of cucky
cerise hairraiser site gunner
  12/21/16
Nah
Talking Giraffe Den
  12/21/16
...
disturbing nursing home chad
  12/21/16
Twist: OP is the cucky.
Misanthropic garnet theater stage
  12/22/16
good times
Shimmering brunch boltzmann
  12/21/16
Man, she loves that tub.
cracking theatre
  12/21/16
*I* love that tub. And its not even my tub.
Adulterous beady-eyed son of senegal parlor
  12/22/16
http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/disney/images/c/c5/Ursul...
Canary toaster base
  12/22/16
I LOL'd
Talking Giraffe Den
  12/22/16
I've definitely fucked thos fake tits
smoky prole turdskin
  04/07/17
She looks jewish
passionate flesh business firm dog poop
  09/09/20
lol she looks totally fuckable man
Duck-like Brindle Associate International Law Enforcement Agency
  12/21/16
damn. great rack. would smash (assuming face isn't hideous)
Fragrant sandwich sneaky criminal
  12/21/16
Face is much better than body.
Talking Giraffe Den
  12/21/16
you should have fucked her in law school
Shimmering brunch boltzmann
  12/21/16
I was banging her best friend. This dook chick with a stink...
Talking Giraffe Den
  12/21/16
pics?
Shimmering brunch boltzmann
  12/21/16
All I have are her shrew biglaw profile pics (the dookie)
Talking Giraffe Den
  12/22/16
does she have any kids?
peach menage dragon
  12/21/16
A few
Talking Giraffe Den
  12/21/16
wtf chances she is cheating? i mean IRL with somebody els...
peach menage dragon
  12/21/16
I would guess very high. Complains of hubbies small limp di...
Talking Giraffe Den
  12/21/16
Does she refer to him as 'Hubby'? Because that's what you ca...
cracking theatre
  12/21/16
Nah. She says his first name.
Talking Giraffe Den
  12/21/16
...
glittery green market
  04/07/17
poast complaints!! Poast complaints!!! Goddamn it poast co...
cordovan aphrodisiac electric furnace codepig
  04/09/17
gotta get her to show that anus. "Come on girl, don't ...
Federal Hell Volcanic Crater
  12/22/16
SUPERMAN DAT
harsh rose cuck school
  12/22/16
stfu faggot
Yellow ratface
  04/09/17
180 thread any face pics
violet toilet seat
  12/22/16
I'm not going to do that to her. If she was a hairdresser o...
Talking Giraffe Den
  12/22/16
Pls respond
Vermilion hissy fit jap
  12/22/16
...
arousing library
  12/22/16
You are one of the all-time great poasters brother, I hope y...
galvanic persian
  12/22/16
I'm the bort idiot. This stuff is entertaining though.
Talking Giraffe Den
  12/22/16
180 thread man. I would love to see video of a random shrew ...
Onyx vibrant puppy
  12/22/16
great thread
Confused corner
  12/22/16
...
Yellow ratface
  06/04/17
not flame, i think i saw that crotch in the 'terrifying sea ...
cocky internet-worthy blood rage
  12/22/16
fuckin' A, great fuckin' thread.
multi-colored church building
  12/22/16
...
electric headpube azn
  12/22/16
...
coral address macaca
  12/22/16
Came here to say this
shivering supple party of the first part
  12/22/16
a bit sad i missed this thread last night
bipolar slate degenerate rehab
  12/22/16
...
Sooty impertinent private investor keepsake machete
  12/22/16
even though that last pic made me throw away dinner ty for y...
disturbing nursing home chad
  12/22/16
Haven't laughed this hard at a thread in a while
Violent liquid oxygen theater
  12/22/16
I fell asleep and woke up to a bunch more texts. LOL @ J...
Talking Giraffe Den
  12/22/16
last couple of lines sounds like commercial for cotton
Twinkling Mad-dog Skullcap State
  12/22/16
...
provocative senate foreskin
  12/22/16
...
disturbing nursing home chad
  12/22/16
...
mewling location
  12/22/16
Lmao
Aromatic useless brakes
  12/22/16
LOL
Purple Space Rigor
  12/22/16
...
Violent liquid oxygen theater
  12/22/16
the fabric of our lives ofs
Swashbuckling Kitty Cat Resort
  12/23/16
...
glittery green market
  04/07/17
i fucking love it here
Stimulating buff internal respiration
  10/04/17
...
Nighttime locus
  10/04/17
...
Purple Space Rigor
  05/18/20
i like how she didn't get a response for 10 minutes, and the...
coral address macaca
  12/22/16
Thought that was funny too.
Talking Giraffe Den
  12/22/16
Still haven't responded to her https://imgur.com/a/otcqT
Talking Giraffe Den
  12/22/16
jesus christ
disturbing nursing home chad
  12/22/16
...
cordovan aphrodisiac electric furnace codepig
  04/09/17
now that she's waxed tell her to send a pic of her hold
Grizzly Bull Headed Station Incel
  12/22/16
...
Haunting chocolate abode
  12/22/16
To be ric flair, woo!
Shaky Shrine
  12/22/16
Just made my non-law buddy read this thread. His respons...
Talking Giraffe Den
  12/22/16
Urbanbaby
alcoholic property dopamine
  12/22/16
...
razzle-dazzle ladyboy plaza
  12/22/16
!!!
shivering supple party of the first part
  12/22/16
THREAD IS GOING TO DELIVER IT IS UTTERLY DISGUSTINGLY REP...
Talking Giraffe Den
  12/22/16
i just realized i'm gay
cerise hairraiser site gunner
  12/22/16
...
rambunctious metal box office yarmulke
  12/22/16
Weird me too. Only took upper thigh spider veins
alcoholic property dopamine
  12/22/16
...
disturbing nursing home chad
  12/22/16
...
amber insanely creepy home round eye
  12/22/16
...
gold bespoke generalized bond
  12/23/16
Jesus. . What did I just see
copper wild old irish cottage
  04/09/17
...
french demanding roast beef crotch
  10/02/17
Me too
Nighttime locus
  10/04/17
...
smoky prole turdskin
  09/09/20
...
hilarious turquoise roommate
  09/09/20
you don't say
massive appetizing love of her life
  09/09/20
Wow, that's beat. After those nice tits and the rest (minus...
mewling location
  12/22/16
Bridge too far
Comical field
  12/22/16
...
Aromatic useless brakes
  12/22/16
...
Swashbuckling Kitty Cat Resort
  12/23/16
Very disappointing
coral address macaca
  12/22/16
THOO DARK!~
disturbing nursing home chad
  12/22/16
jfc
Diverse Antidepressant Drug Fanboi
  12/22/16
spaghetti?
Canary toaster base
  12/22/16
was wondering if she was referring to her own veiny inner th...
wonderful fighting institution
  12/22/16
18000000000000000000000000
peach menage dragon
  12/22/16
needs a manicure
Marvelous citrine hominid fortuitous meteor
  12/22/16
she wants that thing eaten and licked for hours?
Marvelous citrine hominid fortuitous meteor
  12/22/16
http://img.pandawhale.com/82994-home-alone-OH-NO-gif-bKoY.gi...
Talking Giraffe Den
  12/22/16
i recant what i said, you are doing her husband a favor
Laughsome well-lubricated lodge
  12/22/16
Rather have a nice clean weiner in my mouth and I'm not even...
Vermilion hissy fit jap
  12/22/16
that's what so crazy about this whole thing
Confused corner
  04/09/17
Jfc that looks like a homeless guys face
Haunting chocolate abode
  12/22/16
Lol
Disrespectful New Version
  12/22/16
...
electric headpube azn
  12/22/16
Lol
wonderful fighting institution
  12/22/16
...
mauve concupiscible lettuce
  04/09/17
...
Yellow ratface
  04/09/17
Xo bannon tbf
cerebral native twinkling uncleanness
  04/09/17
...
Coiffed temple
  07/27/17
...
Violent liquid oxygen theater
  07/27/17
...
light set trust fund
  10/28/18
...
electric headpube azn
  10/28/18
...
Talking Giraffe Den
  04/15/19
...
Dashing Area
  11/24/22
Sad!
Shimmering brunch boltzmann
  12/22/16
would still bang
bipolar slate degenerate rehab
  12/22/16
...
Greedy Preventive Strike Garrison
  12/23/16
...
Sooty impertinent private investor keepsake machete
  11/24/22
that pussy looks cavernous
unhinged misunderstood half-breed crackhouse
  12/22/16
3 kids?
smoky prole turdskin
  04/07/17
2 kids
Talking Giraffe Den
  04/07/17
So here are the last 20 minutes of my life: 1. I clicked ...
mind-boggling lime ceo tank
  12/22/16
LMAO for real! Be thankful for your wife's beautiful goo...
Talking Giraffe Den
  12/22/16
...
Fragrant sandwich sneaky criminal
  12/26/16
...
coral address macaca
  12/26/16
...
copper wild old irish cottage
  04/09/17
...
soul-stirring tan goal in life
  08/17/19
...
buck-toothed ruby meetinghouse
  09/09/20
holy shit that made me sick to my stomach
Thirsty gay stage goyim
  04/09/17
...
electric headpube azn
  10/02/17
...
deranged point
  12/22/17
WTFF R U DOING TEXTING MY WIFFEE???!
Curious glassy school cafeteria laser beams
  12/22/16
Send her more ifnb lines
Vermilion hissy fit jap
  12/22/16
...
peach menage dragon
  12/22/16
Nah... told her my phone was dying. Seriously lost all inter...
Talking Giraffe Den
  12/22/16
...
disturbing nursing home chad
  12/22/16
So does she know this is just games, or do you think she is ...
odious scarlet ape
  12/22/16
She said she wants to fly to Alaska anytime I say so and be ...
Talking Giraffe Den
  12/22/16
get a true from-behind butthold pic for us brother
wonderful fighting institution
  12/22/16
I'm pretty sure we've all seen enough.
Talking Giraffe Den
  12/22/16
Lol at all the low-T faggots in this thread.
Tripping Parlour Legal Warrant
  12/22/16
(guy who would rather have throat cancer)
disturbing nursing home chad
  12/23/16
Haven't responded yet https://imgur.com/a/9kUkq
Talking Giraffe Den
  12/23/16
dont ghost her. let her down easy holy fuck that tub pic ...
peach menage dragon
  12/23/16
Ok. Didn't ghost her. I'm a liar though https://imgur.c...
Talking Giraffe Den
  12/23/16
Still need the hold
smoky prole turdskin
  04/07/17
DP with toys
smoky prole turdskin
  09/09/20
*calls for thermite plasma airstrike on this thread*
Confused corner
  12/23/16
*radios enemadood for backup support*
razzle-dazzle ladyboy plaza
  12/23/16
...
Confused corner
  12/28/16
what would happen if you legit ghosted her ? I have a feelin...
Swashbuckling Kitty Cat Resort
  12/23/16
I think she's falling in love to be honest. Creeping me out...
Talking Giraffe Den
  12/23/16
Bitch is batshit crazy. Fuck it! I'm ghosting her. Unhi...
Talking Giraffe Den
  12/25/16
This thread is the only thing keeping me going these days. T...
gold bespoke generalized bond
  12/25/16
This thread is a literal documentary on the mental illness o...
Talking Giraffe Den
  12/25/16
...
disturbing nursing home chad
  12/25/16
her strings of consecutive texts without receiving a respons...
gold bespoke generalized bond
  12/26/16
...
pearly charismatic principal's office marketing idea
  01/17/21
...
glittery green market
  04/07/17
JFC
hilarious turquoise roommate
  12/25/16
lol jfc
Thirsty gay stage goyim
  12/25/16
fuckin LOL.
disturbing nursing home chad
  12/25/16
...
Sapphire rigpig
  12/26/16
normally i don't like people who ghost others but im pretty ...
Ivory casino elastic band
  12/28/16
You are a scholar for sharing this research
smoky prole turdskin
  04/07/17
she hit you with dat please respond
Confused corner
  09/11/20
The real TWIST to this story that XO may or may not apprecia...
Talking Giraffe Den
  12/26/16
not that there's anything wrong with that
Marvelous citrine hominid fortuitous meteor
  12/26/16
...
electric headpube azn
  12/28/16
how does that change anything? a cuckold of any other race ...
Ivory casino elastic band
  12/28/16
this thread would surely put him six feet under, lol!
Brass Chest-beating Gay Wizard
  04/09/17
Jesus. She is sooo crazy and mentally ill Fixed: https:...
Talking Giraffe Den
  04/07/17
Broken link
jet 180 dingle berry
  04/07/17
one sec, going to re-upload
Talking Giraffe Den
  04/07/17
?
mahogany water buffalo stag film
  04/07/17
Fixed it
Talking Giraffe Den
  04/07/17
wait have you met up at all yet or all text?
Salmon Heaven Dysfunction
  04/07/17
ALL TEXT Me ignoring her completely
Talking Giraffe Den
  04/07/17
you should make her your sex slave
bipolar slate degenerate rehab
  04/07/17
At this point, I'm pretty sure I could shit in her mouth, li...
Talking Giraffe Den
  04/07/17
rate her on a scale from 1-10
bipolar slate degenerate rehab
  04/07/17
Before I saw the pussy/hold shots, I would have said an age ...
Talking Giraffe Den
  04/07/17
an age-adjusted 6.5 is bangable
bipolar slate degenerate rehab
  04/07/17
I'm 100% certain that on my next ski trip she will meet me a...
Talking Giraffe Den
  04/07/17
Enjoy
smoky prole turdskin
  04/07/17
You owe it to the boart
smoky prole turdskin
  04/07/17
...
glittery green market
  04/07/17
link broken bro
Excitant Affirmative Action
  04/09/17
She just keeps sending me more unsolicited nudes. Can't tell...
Talking Giraffe Den
  04/09/17
i think i puked in my mouth a little bit.
Brass Chest-beating Gay Wizard
  04/09/17
...
Talking Giraffe Den
  07/28/17
eh looks a little gross here
Thirsty gay stage goyim
  04/09/17
...
smoky prole turdskin
  06/04/17
180. But why did u grab ur cock to suck every last drop? ...
mauve concupiscible lettuce
  04/09/17
Holy shit don't know how I missed this thread first time aro...
Effete Ebony Background Story
  04/09/17
TY
Talking Giraffe Den
  04/09/17
...
deranged point
  12/22/17
If this wasn't so sad, it'd be hilarious https://imgur....
Talking Giraffe Den
  04/11/17
Just text her "I really think you should be more faithf...
violet toilet seat
  04/11/17
I'll prob say this soon
Talking Giraffe Den
  07/27/17
lmao wtf jesus christ her poor husband
beta circlehead tattoo
  04/11/17
Would love to see her reaction if he said that
violet toilet seat
  04/11/17
Ugh, this has gotten sad. She's so desperate for attention.
mewling location
  04/11/17
...
Lake infuriating ticket booth
  04/11/17
Lol. She's started texting me again after 3 months of ...
Talking Giraffe Den
  07/27/17
does her first name happen to begin with an E?
clear deep multi-billionaire house
  07/27/17
It's at the top of the text stream from my contacts... A...
Talking Giraffe Den
  07/27/17
A filthy Jew whore? Color me shocked
Razzmatazz national
  07/27/17
...
deranged point
  12/22/17
holy shit man aint marriage a motherfucker anyway to d...
trip carmine psychic
  07/27/17
You're barking up the wrong tree brother. Really wish I ...
Talking Giraffe Den
  07/27/17
...
smoky prole turdskin
  09/09/20
Welp! She continues to send unsolicited pics. Edit: ...
Talking Giraffe Den
  10/02/17
yikes is that something they do to keep the dick from pop...
Haunting chocolate abode
  10/02/17
Whoa that's not what I was expecting lol. Did you respond?
Violent liquid oxygen theater
  10/02/17
...
electric headpube azn
  10/02/17
Posted moar pics.
Talking Giraffe Den
  10/02/17
...
Bronze big police squad mediation
  10/02/17
Delivered
massive appetizing love of her life
  09/09/20
lmao cant believ ei missed this thread
french demanding roast beef crotch
  10/02/17
;)
Talking Giraffe Den
  10/03/17
https://imgur.com/a/mpQjJ
Talking Giraffe Den
  10/02/17
...
Talking Giraffe Den
  10/02/17
She was a nurse before LS https://imgur.com/a/5boxb ...
Talking Giraffe Den
  10/02/17
Update?
razzle drab depressive hall
  10/04/17
She wanted to phone sex with me, but I said I was too tired.
Talking Giraffe Den
  10/04/17
modernity.txt
Stimulating buff internal respiration
  10/04/17
she a cuckquean? why so much talk about fucking other women
Ultramarine shitlib
  10/04/17
I was just trying to piss her off and see how she reacted.
Talking Giraffe Den
  10/04/17
Welp! Nothing exciting in this one, but this crazy bitch ...
Talking Giraffe Den
  12/22/17
is she sending you amazon links for you to buy her shit
ungodly talented orchestra pit philosopher-king
  12/22/17
I don't know. I think she was just implying that's what she ...
Talking Giraffe Den
  12/22/17
...
deranged point
  12/22/17
Can someone diagnose this bitches mental disorder? New ...
Talking Giraffe Den
  04/05/18
She’s a woman
Avocado gas station
  04/05/18
Probably the best answer out there, tbh.
Talking Giraffe Den
  04/05/18
...
Violent liquid oxygen theater
  04/05/18
...
Talking Giraffe Den
  08/17/19
...
boyish kitchen
  04/05/18
Lol so sad
irradiated mustard potus
  10/28/18
Jesus I thought she’d just stop texting me. Can’t tell i...
Talking Giraffe Den
  05/20/18
She blocked me on FB after I put a laughing emoji at one of ...
Talking Giraffe Den
  10/04/18
She was chasing you. Has nothing to offer you. Don't engage....
passionate flesh business firm dog poop
  10/04/18
CR TY
Talking Giraffe Den
  10/04/18
I’m beginning to think this chick is functionally reta...
Talking Giraffe Den
  01/20/19
180
heady dilemma
  04/15/19
...
Onyx vibrant puppy
  08/17/19
LOL
Poppy Out-of-control Pervert Whorehouse
  11/25/19
lmao
Exciting Balding Indian Lodge
  11/25/19
lol
Floppy pit skinny woman
  09/09/20
...
bonkers selfie becky
  09/09/20
...
Chartreuse range
  09/09/20
...
vivacious cobalt brethren spot
  09/11/20
Jfc
smoky prole turdskin
  01/17/21
Lol
Dashing Area
  11/24/22
Update?
fear-inspiring step-uncle's house doctorate
  09/09/20
dirte, here is a message to send her next time she texts: ...
pearl know-it-all karate
  09/09/20
She hasn’t contacted me in a long time, but this seems...
Talking Giraffe Den
  09/09/20
correct. ghosting is very cruel, even though it's rarely mea...
pearl know-it-all karate
  09/09/20
Gratuitous bump for those that missed me in my heyday
Talking Giraffe Den
  09/11/20
tyfys
Confused corner
  09/11/20
Aaaand, just received this text out of the blue after months...
Talking Giraffe Den
  09/21/20
...
Talking Giraffe Den
  12/25/20
What a fucking weird message. Women r sick
Very tactful gaming laptop legend
  01/17/21
What did it say
Lascivious cruise ship
  11/24/22
Dirte, where the fuck are you?
house-broken reading party bawdyhouse
  09/17/22
https://ibb.co/pKLHfHb LOL
Talking Giraffe Den
  11/24/22
Date: November 24th, 2022 2:06 PM Author: dirte https://...
Poppy Out-of-control Pervert Whorehouse
  11/24/22
holy shit he’s alive, 180
vigorous saffron stead
  11/24/22
We love you Dirte
heady dilemma
  11/24/22
...
jet-lagged faggotry locale
  11/24/22
Glad your alive friend ask for more nudes pls
Sooty impertinent private investor keepsake machete
  11/24/22
...
house-broken reading party bawdyhouse
  11/24/22
You still poast!?
crystalline scourge upon the earth
  11/24/22
Hey buddy. Hope ur doing well.
blathering sanctuary
  11/24/22
...
chrome racy chapel personal credit line
  11/24/22
...
pale masturbator genital piercing
  11/24/22
what a chad
bipolar slate degenerate rehab
  11/24/22
Brother, it's great to know that you're still around. How wo...
Motley dark quadroon
  11/24/22
...
Sexy alpha jew
  11/24/22
Epic thread with many twists and turns. Happy you’re b...
Dashing Area
  11/24/22
I love this thread
Violent liquid oxygen theater
  08/09/23
I can't believe this was almost a decade ago Imgur must h...
dirte
  08/26/25


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Reply Favorite

Date: December 21st, 2016 11:08 PM
Author: Talking Giraffe Den

Seriously concerned about her crotch in this pic. Women are dirty sluts.

https://imgur.com/a/Khsjc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32201760)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:10 PM
Author: Adulterous beady-eyed son of senegal parlor

omg that tub

you should date her just to get access to that tub wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32201768)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:12 PM
Author: Talking Giraffe Den

Lol. Literally didn't even notice the tub. Looks nice tho now that I'm looking at it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32201777)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:14 PM
Author: Shimmering brunch boltzmann

Maybe its the way the water is swirling, but she looks like she might have a penis between her legs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32201798)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 12:05 PM
Author: Sooty impertinent private investor keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32204973)



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Date: April 9th, 2017 10:33 AM
Author: cordovan aphrodisiac electric furnace codepig

would schnarf that--not gonna lie

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#33030257)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:11 PM
Author: Bearded center sex offender

Pretty sure you poasted this before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32201770)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: Talking Giraffe Den

Very similar. This one is new today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32201783)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:11 PM
Author: peach menage dragon

how old is she

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32201771)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: Talking Giraffe Den

40ish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32201786)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:11 PM
Author: electric headpube azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32201775)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:14 PM
Author: Talking Giraffe Den

Yeah... wish I had the balls to talk like this to chicks I was actually interested in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32201801)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:12 PM
Author: Laughsome well-lubricated lodge

god they are such whores

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32201778)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:12 PM
Author: Sienna filthpig

write back "Very pretty lady;; very beautful;; pls be in sending a more photo.."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32201779)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: cerise hairraiser site gunner

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32201791)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: Talking Giraffe Den

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32201793)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:16 PM
Author: Talking Giraffe Den

https://imgur.com/a/dafJV

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32201815)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:17 PM
Author: Shimmering brunch boltzmann

you couldn't even correct the grammar?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32201824)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:18 PM
Author: Talking Giraffe Den

Nope.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32201835)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:18 PM
Author: Spectacular Therapy

Loool

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32201831)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:18 PM
Author: electric headpube azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32201838)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:20 PM
Author: Laughsome well-lubricated lodge

quotes ruin it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32201844)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:21 PM
Author: Talking Giraffe Den

Cut and paste fail. Noticed after I sent it. :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32201851)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:21 PM
Author: peach menage dragon

what was her response?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32201855)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:22 PM
Author: Talking Giraffe Den

Still waiting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32201867)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 21st, 2016 11:32 PM
Author: peach menage dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32201947)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:33 PM
Author: Talking Giraffe Den

Nothing yet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32201961)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:37 PM
Author: Talking Giraffe Den

https://imgur.com/a/8TjGa

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32202002)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 21st, 2016 11:38 PM
Author: peach menage dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32202011)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:43 PM
Author: Talking Giraffe Den

https://imgur.com/a/4kY41

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32202062)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:45 PM
Author: peach menage dragon

180000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32202073)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:47 PM
Author: Talking Giraffe Den

https://imgur.com/a/pjzZY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32202092)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:49 PM
Author: peach menage dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32202111)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:50 PM
Author: cerise hairraiser site gunner

one would've thought that after what we've been through we'd have learned that if someone tells us we don't want to see the butthole, we don't want to see the butthole

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32202122)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:56 PM
Author: Talking Giraffe Den

https://imgur.com/a/0rfvr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32202190)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:56 PM
Author: peach menage dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32202195)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:57 PM
Author: Talking Giraffe Den

https://imgur.com/a/uuWra

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32202200)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:58 PM
Author: Shimmering brunch boltzmann

gooch! omg, that amazing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32202209)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:59 PM
Author: Talking Giraffe Den

I'm cracking up and loling irl right now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32202217)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 22nd, 2016 7:43 PM
Author: gold bespoke generalized bond

So good. Thank you for this thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32208364)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 12:03 AM
Author: Talking Giraffe Den

https://imgur.com/a/Ekpgd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32202253)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 12:05 AM
Author: Laughsome well-lubricated lodge

hahahah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32202282)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 22nd, 2016 12:07 AM
Author: electric headpube azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32202293)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 2:39 AM
Author: fuchsia bisexual windowlicker lay

LMAO 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32202824)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 9:58 AM
Author: cerebral native twinkling uncleanness

180000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32203956)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 10:06 AM
Author: disturbing nursing home chad

lmaooooo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32204006)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 22nd, 2016 1:35 PM
Author: Honey-headed Stirring Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32205745)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 9:02 PM
Author: Contagious Office Stain

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32208901)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 23rd, 2016 3:39 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Kitty Cat Resort

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32214454)



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Date: December 26th, 2016 2:13 PM
Author: Autistic exhilarant main people university

179, "cum cannon" would be 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32234117)



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Date: April 7th, 2017 12:48 AM
Author: smoky prole turdskin

Thundercock makes it 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#33014154)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 4th, 2017 10:47 PM
Author: Stimulating buff internal respiration

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#34370305)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 4th, 2017 10:48 PM
Author: maroon thriller stock car church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#34370315)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 28th, 2018 10:57 AM
Author: Very tactful gaming laptop legend

180!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#37111138)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 9th, 2020 6:35 AM
Author: smoky prole turdskin

ho lee fuk, crying IRL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#40891406)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 9th, 2020 2:20 PM
Author: Talking Giraffe Den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#40893306)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 17th, 2021 1:54 PM
Author: pearly charismatic principal's office marketing idea

lmfao this might be the hardest I've laughed on the bort

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#41769946)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 17th, 2021 2:07 PM
Author: Very tactful gaming laptop legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#41769992)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 24th, 2022 2:10 PM
Author: house-broken reading party bawdyhouse

LMAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#45540052)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 24th, 2022 4:38 PM
Author: Dashing Area

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#45540465)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 24th, 2022 5:45 PM
Author: Translucent hospital pocket flask

AAA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#45540582)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:58 PM
Author: Shimmering brunch boltzmann

damn this girl is dirty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32202202)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 22nd, 2016 10:18 AM
Author: massive appetizing love of her life

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32204101)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 22nd, 2016 8:44 PM
Author: Talking Giraffe Den

So prescient

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32208814)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 21st, 2016 11:49 PM
Author: electric headpube azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32202115)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 10:17 AM
Author: massive appetizing love of her life

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32204096)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:40 PM
Author: Adventurous forum

lol "who typed the message"--write back "I rill like your photo. I rikke a eat a pussy cat. I rrikke a eat oatmeal. i no rike milk.."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32202024)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:41 PM
Author: Vermilion hissy fit jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32202037)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 22nd, 2016 9:23 PM
Author: amber insanely creepy home round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32209028)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 21st, 2016 11:45 PM
Author: disturbing nursing home chad

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32202075)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:46 PM
Author: electric headpube azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32202084)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 2:17 AM
Author: arousing library

LJL at women - "I want to cum on your face and you to slurp my dick for every last drop". Her: "I want that too. Then I want to wake up cuddled on your chest"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32202768)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 9:16 PM
Author: Haunting chocolate abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32208961)



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Date: December 23rd, 2016 2:43 PM
Author: disturbing nursing home chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32214198)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 28th, 2016 9:05 AM
Author: Titillating trump supporter milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32246753)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 15th, 2019 9:47 AM
Author: brilliant nowag

Send her the xo link for context

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#38090524)



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Date: September 9th, 2020 2:36 AM
Author: Talking Giraffe Den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#40891227)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:34 PM
Author: Onyx vibrant puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32201967)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 10:13 PM
Author: Violent liquid oxygen theater

Need to inform her that you don't want throat and mouth cancer from eating her pussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32209437)



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Date: December 26th, 2016 2:11 PM
Author: Coiffed temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32234107)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:15 PM
Author: cerise hairraiser site gunner

i think she might be a "woman of the cock." what firm does she work at

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32201806)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 21st, 2016 11:19 PM
Author: Haunting chocolate abode

Jfc i just threw up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32201843)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:21 PM
Author: Thirsty gay stage goyim

wtf is going on between her legs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32201854)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:22 PM
Author: Talking Giraffe Den

See op

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32201861)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:25 PM
Author: Talking Giraffe Den

The previous ones she sent me. I'll never bang though. It's fun fucking with her though

https://imgur.com/a/mFEao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32201894)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:26 PM
Author: peach menage dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32201903)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:28 PM
Author: Talking Giraffe Den

Yeah, I think that's from selfie stretching or something. She's old.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32201918)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:29 PM
Author: histrionic orchid piazza

Would jizz and piss on it still

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32201928)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:30 PM
Author: disturbing nursing home chad

http://tpwd.texas.gov/regulations/outdoor-annual/regs/animals/turkey/@@download/image/turkey.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32201935)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:34 PM
Author: Talking Giraffe Den

Was thinking more Janet Reno. But, 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32201968)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:28 PM
Author: Shimmering brunch boltzmann

why wouldn't you bang? It ain't that bad....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32201915)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:29 PM
Author: Talking Giraffe Den

She's married. Lives a long way away.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32201924)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:29 PM
Author: Shimmering brunch boltzmann

wait, so how did you even start texting with her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32201932)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:32 PM
Author: Talking Giraffe Den

She started texting me on FB. Went to LS with her. She professed a crush she never told me about.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32201950)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:33 PM
Author: Laughsome well-lubricated lodge

good lord they are such whores

describe her facebook photos with family

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32201965)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:35 PM
Author: Talking Giraffe Den

Normal happy family. Nothing peculiar. Hubby seems like a good dood that loves her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32201983)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 10:20 AM
Author: massive appetizing love of her life

You show marked restraint

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32204112)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 10:39 AM
Author: Alcoholic Indirect Expression Sweet Tailpipe

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32204229)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:36 PM
Author: disturbing nursing home chad

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32201991)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:41 PM
Author: Laughsome well-lubricated lodge

i hate cheaters

could never do it myself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32202039)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:48 PM
Author: Talking Giraffe Den

Me too. Wouldn't do that to another. This is harmless though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32202106)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:54 PM
Author: Laughsome well-lubricated lodge

idk man, ask her husband that. can't speak for you but she has the intent

what does this slut do for a living

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32202173)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 12:06 AM
Author: Talking Giraffe Den

If it's not me texting, she would or probably is fucking others.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32202285)



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Date: September 9th, 2020 10:42 AM
Author: mauve concupiscible lettuce

Very noble of you. I agree

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#40892130)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:33 PM
Author: cerise hairraiser site gunner

poast some pix of cucky

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32201966)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:36 PM
Author: Talking Giraffe Den

Nah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32201993)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:38 PM
Author: disturbing nursing home chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32202015)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 11:30 AM
Author: Misanthropic garnet theater stage

Twist: OP is the cucky.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32204670)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:41 PM
Author: Shimmering brunch boltzmann

good times

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32202033)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:38 PM
Author: cracking theatre

Man, she loves that tub.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32202012)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 2:45 AM
Author: Adulterous beady-eyed son of senegal parlor

*I* love that tub. And its not even my tub.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32202835)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 2:14 AM
Author: Canary toaster base

http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/disney/images/c/c5/Ursula_transparent.png/revision/latest?cb=20151204152846

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32202759)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 12:20 PM
Author: Talking Giraffe Den

I LOL'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32205065)



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Date: April 7th, 2017 12:45 AM
Author: smoky prole turdskin

I've definitely fucked thos fake tits

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#33014131)



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Date: September 9th, 2020 6:44 AM
Author: passionate flesh business firm dog poop

She looks jewish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#40891424)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:35 PM
Author: Duck-like Brindle Associate International Law Enforcement Agency

lol she looks totally fuckable man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32201973)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:35 PM
Author: Fragrant sandwich sneaky criminal

damn. great rack. would smash (assuming face isn't hideous)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32201978)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:36 PM
Author: Talking Giraffe Den

Face is much better than body.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32201990)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:41 PM
Author: Shimmering brunch boltzmann

you should have fucked her in law school

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32202041)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:54 PM
Author: Talking Giraffe Den

I was banging her best friend. This dook chick with a stinky puss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32202169)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:55 PM
Author: Shimmering brunch boltzmann

pics?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32202180)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 12:04 AM
Author: Talking Giraffe Den

All I have are her shrew biglaw profile pics (the dookie)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32202267)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:36 PM
Author: peach menage dragon

does she have any kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32201997)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:37 PM
Author: Talking Giraffe Den

A few

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32202004)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:39 PM
Author: peach menage dragon

wtf

chances she is cheating? i mean IRL with somebody else

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32202019)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:41 PM
Author: Talking Giraffe Den

I would guess very high. Complains of hubbies small limp dick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32202035)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:52 PM
Author: cracking theatre

Does she refer to him as 'Hubby'? Because that's what you call someone when you are fucking people other than them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32202148)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:58 PM
Author: Talking Giraffe Den

Nah. She says his first name.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32202210)



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Date: April 7th, 2017 12:55 AM
Author: glittery green market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#33014226)



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Date: April 9th, 2017 10:39 AM
Author: cordovan aphrodisiac electric furnace codepig

poast complaints!! Poast complaints!!! Goddamn it poast complaints!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#33030263)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 12:16 AM
Author: Federal Hell Volcanic Crater

gotta get her to show that anus. "Come on girl, don't be shy. Give me something good. I don't need no barbie dolls; give me something real."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32202340)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 2:03 AM
Author: harsh rose cuck school

SUPERMAN DAT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32202725)



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Date: April 9th, 2017 9:03 AM
Author: Yellow ratface

stfu faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#33030008)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 2:09 AM
Author: violet toilet seat

180 thread any face pics

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32202739)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 11:57 AM
Author: Talking Giraffe Den

I'm not going to do that to her. If she was a hairdresser or something, I probably would.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32204889)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 2:16 AM
Author: Vermilion hissy fit jap

Pls respond

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32202764)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 2:23 AM
Author: arousing library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32202789)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 2:36 AM
Author: galvanic persian

You are one of the all-time great poasters brother, I hope you know that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32202817)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 11:58 AM
Author: Talking Giraffe Den

I'm the bort idiot. This stuff is entertaining though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32204904)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 3:11 AM
Author: Onyx vibrant puppy

180 thread man. I would love to see video of a random shrew reading this all and seeing the pics

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32202880)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 10:03 AM
Author: Confused corner

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32203985)



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Date: June 4th, 2017 9:39 PM
Author: Yellow ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#33473870)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 10:05 AM
Author: cocky internet-worthy blood rage

not flame, i think i saw that crotch in the 'terrifying sea creature" thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32203999)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 10:15 AM
Author: multi-colored church building

fuckin' A, great fuckin' thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32204087)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 10:17 AM
Author: electric headpube azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32204092)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 10:20 AM
Author: coral address macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32204114)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 10:32 AM
Author: shivering supple party of the first part

Came here to say this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32204178)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 10:48 AM
Author: bipolar slate degenerate rehab

a bit sad i missed this thread last night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32204308)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 12:09 PM
Author: Sooty impertinent private investor keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32204999)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 9:37 PM
Author: disturbing nursing home chad

even though that last pic made me throw away dinner ty for your service, OP. *salute*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32209144)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 10:37 PM
Author: Violent liquid oxygen theater

Haven't laughed this hard at a thread in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32209643)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 11:25 AM
Author: Talking Giraffe Den

I fell asleep and woke up to a bunch more texts.

LOL @ Jooish sluts.

https://imgur.com/a/YA7j7

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32204624)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 11:28 AM
Author: Twinkling Mad-dog Skullcap State

last couple of lines sounds like commercial for cotton

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32204656)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 11:33 AM
Author: provocative senate foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32204699)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 11:59 AM
Author: disturbing nursing home chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32204926)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 8:17 PM
Author: mewling location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32208647)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 8:25 PM
Author: Aromatic useless brakes

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32208706)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 10:34 PM
Author: Purple Space Rigor

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32209616)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 10:34 PM
Author: Violent liquid oxygen theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32209623)



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Date: December 23rd, 2016 3:43 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Kitty Cat Resort

the fabric of our lives ofs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32214480)



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Date: April 7th, 2017 12:56 AM
Author: glittery green market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#33014235)



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Date: October 4th, 2017 10:48 PM
Author: Stimulating buff internal respiration

i fucking love it here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#34370316)



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Date: October 4th, 2017 10:59 PM
Author: Nighttime locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#34370428)



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Date: May 18th, 2020 6:29 PM
Author: Purple Space Rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#40232499)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 11:29 AM
Author: coral address macaca

i like how she didn't get a response for 10 minutes, and then went to the anal line hoping to get more attention

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32204663)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 11:33 AM
Author: Talking Giraffe Den

Thought that was funny too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32204709)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 6:31 PM
Author: Talking Giraffe Den

Still haven't responded to her

https://imgur.com/a/otcqT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32207852)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 7:48 PM
Author: disturbing nursing home chad

jesus christ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32208401)



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Date: April 9th, 2017 10:40 AM
Author: cordovan aphrodisiac electric furnace codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#33030267)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 7:53 PM
Author: Grizzly Bull Headed Station Incel

now that she's waxed tell her to send a pic of her hold

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32208452)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 9:19 PM
Author: Haunting chocolate abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32208988)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 11:29 AM
Author: Shaky Shrine

To be ric flair,

woo!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32204669)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 12:19 PM
Author: Talking Giraffe Den

Just made my non-law buddy read this thread.

His response:

"She's probably on another forum posting screenshots of these texts!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32205059)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 6:36 PM
Author: alcoholic property dopamine

Urbanbaby

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32207894)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 7:40 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle ladyboy plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32208340)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 9:12 PM
Author: shivering supple party of the first part

!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32208940)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 8:13 PM
Author: Talking Giraffe Den

THREAD IS GOING TO DELIVER

IT IS UTTERLY DISGUSTINGLY REPULSIVE

https://imgur.com/a/0L5TX

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32208621)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 8:14 PM
Author: cerise hairraiser site gunner

i just realized i'm gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32208629)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 9:01 PM
Author: rambunctious metal box office yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32208894)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 9:23 PM
Author: alcoholic property dopamine

Weird me too. Only took upper thigh spider veins

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32209018)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 9:36 PM
Author: disturbing nursing home chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32209135)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 10:05 PM
Author: amber insanely creepy home round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32209368)



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Date: December 23rd, 2016 2:47 PM
Author: gold bespoke generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32214216)



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Date: April 9th, 2017 10:18 AM
Author: copper wild old irish cottage

Jesus. . What did I just see

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#33030218)



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Date: October 2nd, 2017 9:50 PM
Author: french demanding roast beef crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#34352046)



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Date: October 4th, 2017 11:00 PM
Author: Nighttime locus

Me too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#34370437)



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Date: September 9th, 2020 6:37 AM
Author: smoky prole turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#40891408)



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Date: September 9th, 2020 8:49 AM
Author: hilarious turquoise roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#40891667)



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Date: September 9th, 2020 10:44 AM
Author: massive appetizing love of her life

you don't say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#40892144)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 8:16 PM
Author: mewling location

Wow, that's beat. After those nice tits and the rest (minus the sun-damaged neck), I was expecting better.

Awesome thread, btw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32208639)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 8:18 PM
Author: Comical field

Bridge too far

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32208653)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 8:26 PM
Author: Aromatic useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32208710)



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Date: December 23rd, 2016 3:45 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Kitty Cat Resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32214488)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 8:21 PM
Author: coral address macaca

Very disappointing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32208673)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 8:45 PM
Author: disturbing nursing home chad

THOO DARK!~

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32208823)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 8:55 PM
Author: Diverse Antidepressant Drug Fanboi

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32208872)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 8:59 PM
Author: Canary toaster base

spaghetti?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32208891)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 10:51 PM
Author: wonderful fighting institution

was wondering if she was referring to her own veiny inner thighs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32209746)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 9:02 PM
Author: peach menage dragon

18000000000000000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32208898)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 9:02 PM
Author: Marvelous citrine hominid fortuitous meteor

needs a manicure



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32208899)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 9:04 PM
Author: Marvelous citrine hominid fortuitous meteor

she wants that thing eaten and licked for hours?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32208907)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 9:24 PM
Author: Talking Giraffe Den

http://img.pandawhale.com/82994-home-alone-OH-NO-gif-bKoY.gif

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32209034)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 9:08 PM
Author: Laughsome well-lubricated lodge

i recant what i said, you are doing her husband a favor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32208919)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 9:11 PM
Author: Vermilion hissy fit jap

Rather have a nice clean weiner in my mouth and I'm not even gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32208935)



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Date: April 9th, 2017 6:48 AM
Author: Confused corner

that's what so crazy about this whole thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#33029804)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 9:21 PM
Author: Haunting chocolate abode

Jfc that looks like a homeless guys face

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32209009)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 9:24 PM
Author: Disrespectful New Version

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32209032)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 10:31 PM
Author: electric headpube azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32209588)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 10:51 PM
Author: wonderful fighting institution

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32209750)



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Date: April 9th, 2017 8:58 AM
Author: mauve concupiscible lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#33029995)



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Date: April 9th, 2017 9:04 AM
Author: Yellow ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#33030009)



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Date: April 9th, 2017 10:40 AM
Author: cerebral native twinkling uncleanness

Xo bannon tbf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#33030266)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 3:59 AM
Author: Coiffed temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#33865231)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 12:45 PM
Author: Violent liquid oxygen theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#33866957)



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Date: October 28th, 2018 10:04 AM
Author: light set trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#37110934)



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Date: October 28th, 2018 11:30 AM
Author: electric headpube azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#37111275)



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Date: April 15th, 2019 9:42 AM
Author: Talking Giraffe Den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#38090502)



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Date: November 24th, 2022 4:41 PM
Author: Dashing Area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#45540469)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 9:23 PM
Author: Shimmering brunch boltzmann

Sad!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32209026)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 9:36 PM
Author: bipolar slate degenerate rehab

would still bang

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32209134)



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Date: December 23rd, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: Greedy Preventive Strike Garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32214512)



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Date: November 24th, 2022 2:38 PM
Author: Sooty impertinent private investor keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#45540149)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 10:05 PM
Author: unhinged misunderstood half-breed crackhouse

that pussy looks cavernous

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32209366)



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Date: April 7th, 2017 12:51 AM
Author: smoky prole turdskin

3 kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#33014183)



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Date: April 7th, 2017 12:55 AM
Author: Talking Giraffe Den

2 kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#33014221)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 10:20 PM
Author: mind-boggling lime ceo tank

So here are the last 20 minutes of my life:

1. I clicked on this thread and saw a poast indicating dirte had poasted an epic imgur of a 40+ y/o law shrew vag

2. I clicked on the imgur link because of course there was no turning back at that point

3. I saw the horrifying pictures of the IRL sarlacc pit

4. I heard my wife's footsteps walking away from the living room, presumably towards the bathroom, the route for which passes right behind my desk

5. I started mashing the "close" button on my browser

6. My computer (2 y/o iMac 27"), on which I just downloaded OS Sierra, froze

7. Footsteps grew louder and closer

8. I desperately pounded and held down the power button on the back of the machine to shut it off.

9. It didn't shut off as footsteps grew closer

10. I yanked the plug out literally 3 seconds before my wife would have walked behind me on the way to the bathroom and seen the photos dirte poasted

11. I blamed my hyperventilating on my stress over work and our upcoming holiday trip tomorrow at 7 AM

12. I am inexplicably motivated to oral sex my wife tonight



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32209499)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 10:29 PM
Author: Talking Giraffe Den

LMAO for real!

Be thankful for your wife's beautiful gooch.

Can you imagine her reaction if she saw you looking at that nasty cooter? *looks at you with disgust* REALLY?

EDIT: just googled Sarlacc Pit. I'm even LOLing harder IRL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32209563)



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Date: December 26th, 2016 2:05 PM
Author: Fragrant sandwich sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32234082)



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Date: December 26th, 2016 2:09 PM
Author: coral address macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32234095)



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Date: April 9th, 2017 10:19 AM
Author: copper wild old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#33030220)



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Date: August 17th, 2019 2:08 AM
Author: soul-stirring tan goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#38699877)



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Date: September 9th, 2020 10:24 AM
Author: buck-toothed ruby meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#40892059)



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Date: April 9th, 2017 9:30 AM
Author: Thirsty gay stage goyim

holy shit that made me sick to my stomach

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#33030105)



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Date: October 2nd, 2017 9:47 PM
Author: electric headpube azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#34352008)



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Date: December 22nd, 2017 5:14 PM
Author: deranged point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#34986716)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 9:04 PM
Author: Curious glassy school cafeteria laser beams

WTFF R U DOING TEXTING MY WIFFEE???!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32208908)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 9:13 PM
Author: Vermilion hissy fit jap

Send her more ifnb lines

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32208942)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 10:29 PM
Author: peach menage dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32209569)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 10:32 PM
Author: Talking Giraffe Den

Nah... told her my phone was dying. Seriously lost all interest after seeing the Sarlacc Pit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32209601)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 10:34 PM
Author: disturbing nursing home chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32209620)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 10:42 PM
Author: odious scarlet ape

So does she know this is just games, or do you think she is holding out for you to propose a meetup?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32209681)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 10:43 PM
Author: Talking Giraffe Den

She said she wants to fly to Alaska anytime I say so and be my sex slave as long as I'll have her.

I keep coming up with reasons for her not to come up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32209700)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 10:51 PM
Author: wonderful fighting institution

get a true from-behind butthold pic for us brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32209754)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 10:53 PM
Author: Talking Giraffe Den

I'm pretty sure we've all seen enough.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32209765)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 10:52 PM
Author: Tripping Parlour Legal Warrant

Lol at all the low-T faggots in this thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32209758)



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Date: December 23rd, 2016 2:43 PM
Author: disturbing nursing home chad

(guy who would rather have throat cancer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32214192)



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Date: December 23rd, 2016 2:37 PM
Author: Talking Giraffe Den

Haven't responded yet

https://imgur.com/a/9kUkq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32214159)



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Date: December 23rd, 2016 2:42 PM
Author: peach menage dragon

dont ghost her. let her down easy

holy fuck that tub pic was misleading. i have low standards but even i cant go near this one after recent developments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32214187)



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Date: December 23rd, 2016 3:33 PM
Author: Talking Giraffe Den

Ok. Didn't ghost her. I'm a liar though

https://imgur.com/a/RDL7X

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32214429)



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Date: April 7th, 2017 12:53 AM
Author: smoky prole turdskin

Still need the hold

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#33014195)



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Date: September 9th, 2020 6:38 AM
Author: smoky prole turdskin

DP with toys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#40891409)



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Date: December 23rd, 2016 2:48 PM
Author: Confused corner

*calls for thermite plasma airstrike on this thread*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32214222)



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Date: December 23rd, 2016 3:34 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle ladyboy plaza

*radios enemadood for backup support*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32214435)



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Date: December 28th, 2016 9:11 AM
Author: Confused corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32246768)



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Date: December 23rd, 2016 3:50 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Kitty Cat Resort

what would happen if you legit ghosted her ? I have a feeling she would come unhinged

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32214511)



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Date: December 23rd, 2016 3:56 PM
Author: Talking Giraffe Den

I think she's falling in love to be honest. Creeping me out. At first I thought she was just bored and fucking around. But the more I ignore her, the more she texts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32214550)



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Date: December 25th, 2016 10:03 PM
Author: Talking Giraffe Den

Bitch is batshit crazy. Fuck it! I'm ghosting her.

Unhinging coming soon to a thread near you

https://imgur.com/a/7fPKD

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32230226)



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Date: December 25th, 2016 10:05 PM
Author: gold bespoke generalized bond

This thread is the only thing keeping me going these days. Thank you so much man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32230244)



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Date: December 25th, 2016 10:12 PM
Author: Talking Giraffe Den

This thread is a literal documentary on the mental illness of American women. How nutso is this chick? I've literally never even touched her and haven't seen her in a decade. Luckily she lives 4,000 miles away.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32230306)



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Date: December 25th, 2016 10:40 PM
Author: disturbing nursing home chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32230570)



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Date: December 26th, 2016 1:50 PM
Author: gold bespoke generalized bond

her strings of consecutive texts without receiving a response are terrifying. I was sure she would at some point snap and call you a piece of shit or ask why you were ignoring her but that never happened. She just continued to send you aggressively sexual messages and didn't even notice that you weren't responding. I found that fascinating. I wonder what her marriage is like.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32233994)



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Date: January 17th, 2021 2:03 PM
Author: pearly charismatic principal's office marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#41769977)



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Date: April 7th, 2017 1:01 AM
Author: glittery green market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#33014273)



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Date: December 25th, 2016 10:10 PM
Author: hilarious turquoise roommate

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32230294)



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Date: December 25th, 2016 10:12 PM
Author: Thirsty gay stage goyim

lol jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32230304)



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Date: December 25th, 2016 10:40 PM
Author: disturbing nursing home chad

fuckin LOL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32230571)



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Date: December 26th, 2016 1:35 PM
Author: Sapphire rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32233875)



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Date: December 28th, 2016 9:16 AM
Author: Ivory casino elastic band

normally i don't like people who ghost others but im pretty sure she would fly to ur house and dismember you alive at this point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32246782)



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Date: April 7th, 2017 12:42 AM
Author: smoky prole turdskin

You are a scholar for sharing this research

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#33014105)



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Date: September 11th, 2020 2:37 AM
Author: Confused corner

she hit you with dat please respond

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#40902643)



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Date: December 26th, 2016 1:44 PM
Author: Talking Giraffe Den

The real TWIST to this story that XO may or may not appreciate is that her husband is HAPA, born in Taiwan.

Not sure of relevance though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32233940)



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Date: December 26th, 2016 1:52 PM
Author: Marvelous citrine hominid fortuitous meteor

not that there's anything wrong with that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32234002)



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Date: December 28th, 2016 9:10 AM
Author: electric headpube azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32246766)



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Date: December 28th, 2016 9:27 AM
Author: Ivory casino elastic band

how does that change anything?

a cuckold of any other race is a cuckold still

(would have been kinda funny if he was black though)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32246822)



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Date: April 9th, 2017 5:49 AM
Author: Brass Chest-beating Gay Wizard

this thread would surely put him six feet under, lol!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#33029755)



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Date: April 7th, 2017 12:30 AM
Author: Talking Giraffe Den

Jesus. She is sooo crazy and mentally ill

Fixed:

https://imgur.com/a/rdMqq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#33014006)



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Date: April 7th, 2017 12:44 AM
Author: jet 180 dingle berry

Broken link

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#33014120)



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Date: April 7th, 2017 12:44 AM
Author: Talking Giraffe Den

one sec, going to re-upload

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#33014128)



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Date: April 7th, 2017 12:44 AM
Author: mahogany water buffalo stag film

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#33014121)



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Date: April 7th, 2017 12:48 AM
Author: Talking Giraffe Den

Fixed it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#33014153)



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Date: April 7th, 2017 12:47 AM
Author: Salmon Heaven Dysfunction

wait have you met up at all yet or all text?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#33014143)



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Date: April 7th, 2017 12:48 AM
Author: Talking Giraffe Den

ALL TEXT

Me ignoring her completely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#33014156)



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Date: April 7th, 2017 12:48 AM
Author: bipolar slate degenerate rehab

you should make her your sex slave

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#33014151)



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Date: April 7th, 2017 12:50 AM
Author: Talking Giraffe Den

At this point, I'm pretty sure I could shit in her mouth, literally.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#33014172)



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Date: April 7th, 2017 12:52 AM
Author: bipolar slate degenerate rehab

rate her on a scale from 1-10



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#33014189)



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Date: April 7th, 2017 12:54 AM
Author: Talking Giraffe Den

Before I saw the pussy/hold shots, I would have said an age adjusted 6.5. Now, a solid 4.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#33014215)



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Date: April 7th, 2017 12:55 AM
Author: bipolar slate degenerate rehab

an age-adjusted 6.5 is bangable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#33014232)



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Date: April 7th, 2017 12:57 AM
Author: Talking Giraffe Den

I'm 100% certain that on my next ski trip she will meet me at whatever ski resort I go to and get used and abused willingly.

She will probably pay for the condo and all my meals. She's a rich jewess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#33014246)



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Date: April 7th, 2017 1:03 AM
Author: smoky prole turdskin

Enjoy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#33014288)



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Date: April 7th, 2017 12:54 AM
Author: smoky prole turdskin

You owe it to the boart

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#33014220)



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Date: April 7th, 2017 1:02 AM
Author: glittery green market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#33014284)



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Date: April 9th, 2017 9:25 AM
Author: Excitant Affirmative Action

link broken bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#33030092)



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Date: April 9th, 2017 5:21 AM
Author: Talking Giraffe Den

She just keeps sending me more unsolicited nudes. Can't tell if she thinks she's hot, or really insecure.

Literally have zero interest in her.

For XO to laugh or enjoy, or both.

https://imgur.com/a/0u4Cy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#33029734)



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Date: April 9th, 2017 5:30 AM
Author: Brass Chest-beating Gay Wizard

i think i puked in my mouth a little bit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#33029744)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:19 AM
Author: Talking Giraffe Den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#33871636)



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Date: April 9th, 2017 9:27 AM
Author: Thirsty gay stage goyim

eh looks a little gross here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#33030096)



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Date: June 4th, 2017 10:02 PM
Author: smoky prole turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#33474019)



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Date: April 9th, 2017 8:48 AM
Author: mauve concupiscible lettuce

180. But why did u grab ur cock to suck every last drop?

Edit: Read the rest of the thread. Bish is crazy and nasty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#33029973)



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Date: April 9th, 2017 10:31 AM
Author: Effete Ebony Background Story

Holy shit don't know how I missed this thread first time around. Best thread since Belgian couch surfer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#33030253)



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Date: April 9th, 2017 8:42 PM
Author: Talking Giraffe Den

TY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#33034155)



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Date: December 22nd, 2017 5:26 PM
Author: deranged point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#34986791)



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Date: April 11th, 2017 10:43 PM
Author: Talking Giraffe Den

If this wasn't so sad, it'd be hilarious

https://imgur.com/a/7f8d3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#33052887)



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Date: April 11th, 2017 10:46 PM
Author: violet toilet seat

Just text her "I really think you should be more faithful to your husband. Please look in the mirror." And see what she says

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#33052914)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 12:16 PM
Author: Talking Giraffe Den

I'll prob say this soon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#33866780)



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Date: April 11th, 2017 10:55 PM
Author: beta circlehead tattoo

lmao wtf jesus christ

her poor husband

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#33053010)



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Date: April 11th, 2017 11:14 PM
Author: violet toilet seat

Would love to see her reaction if he said that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#33053264)



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Date: April 11th, 2017 11:13 PM
Author: mewling location

Ugh, this has gotten sad. She's so desperate for attention.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#33053250)



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Date: April 11th, 2017 10:48 PM
Author: Lake infuriating ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#33052935)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 3:43 AM
Author: Talking Giraffe Den

Lol.

She's started texting me again after 3 months of radio silence. For some reason this pic really turns me on.

https://imgur.com/a/LlSuq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#33865209)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 3:45 AM
Author: clear deep multi-billionaire house

does her first name happen to begin with an E?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#33865213)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 3:47 AM
Author: Talking Giraffe Den

It's at the top of the text stream from my contacts...

Alexis.

Every Alexis I've ever met is a whore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#33865215)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 3:52 AM
Author: Razzmatazz national

A filthy Jew whore?

Color me shocked

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#33865223)



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Date: December 22nd, 2017 5:32 PM
Author: deranged point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#34986835)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 4:14 AM
Author: trip carmine psychic

holy shit man

aint marriage a motherfucker

anyway to diagnose these incredibly whorish tendencies on the front end?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#33865241)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 4:17 AM
Author: Talking Giraffe Den

You're barking up the wrong tree brother.

Really wish I knew, otherwise I wouldn't be a single daddy grudge fucking appsluts right now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#33865247)



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Date: September 9th, 2020 6:40 AM
Author: smoky prole turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#40891411)



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Date: October 2nd, 2017 9:45 PM
Author: Talking Giraffe Den

Welp! She continues to send unsolicited pics.

Edit:

New link

https://imgur.com/a/8kaXH



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#34351987)



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Date: October 2nd, 2017 9:48 PM
Author: Haunting chocolate abode

yikes

is that something they do to keep the dick from popping back out?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#34352013)



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Date: October 2nd, 2017 9:49 PM
Author: Violent liquid oxygen theater

Whoa that's not what I was expecting lol. Did you respond?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#34352029)



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Date: October 2nd, 2017 9:52 PM
Author: electric headpube azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#34352064)



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Date: October 2nd, 2017 9:54 PM
Author: Talking Giraffe Den

Posted moar pics.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#34352084)



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Date: October 2nd, 2017 10:09 PM
Author: Bronze big police squad mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#34352230)



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Date: September 9th, 2020 10:45 AM
Author: massive appetizing love of her life

Delivered

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#40892151)



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Date: October 2nd, 2017 9:52 PM
Author: french demanding roast beef crotch

lmao cant believ ei missed this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#34352059)



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Date: October 3rd, 2017 12:27 PM
Author: Talking Giraffe Den

;)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#34356037)



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Date: October 2nd, 2017 10:20 PM
Author: Talking Giraffe Den

https://imgur.com/a/mpQjJ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#34352345)



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Date: October 2nd, 2017 11:16 PM
Author: Talking Giraffe Den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#34352932)



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Date: October 2nd, 2017 10:25 PM
Author: Talking Giraffe Den

She was a nurse before LS

https://imgur.com/a/5boxb



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#34352397)



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Date: October 4th, 2017 4:59 PM
Author: razzle drab depressive hall

Update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#34366943)



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Date: October 4th, 2017 10:43 PM
Author: Talking Giraffe Den

She wanted to phone sex with me, but I said I was too tired.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#34370274)



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Date: October 4th, 2017 10:53 PM
Author: Stimulating buff internal respiration

modernity.txt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#34370362)



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Date: October 4th, 2017 11:01 PM
Author: Ultramarine shitlib

she a cuckquean? why so much talk about fucking other women

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#34370447)



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Date: October 4th, 2017 11:03 PM
Author: Talking Giraffe Den

I was just trying to piss her off and see how she reacted.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#34370459)



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Date: December 22nd, 2017 4:57 PM
Author: Talking Giraffe Den

Welp!

Nothing exciting in this one, but this crazy bitch is still texting me. Always 100% initiated by her. I haven't seen her in almost 13 years since I graduated from LS. Not sure how to get her to stop texting me.

https://imgur.com/a/X6lMA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#34986551)



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Date: December 22nd, 2017 4:58 PM
Author: ungodly talented orchestra pit philosopher-king

is she sending you amazon links for you to buy her shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#34986571)



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Date: December 22nd, 2017 5:04 PM
Author: Talking Giraffe Den

I don't know. I think she was just implying that's what she wants. Should I ask her if she's bought it yet?

I'm not spending a dime on her. I actually feel really bad for her husband.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#34986618)



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Date: December 22nd, 2017 5:30 PM
Author: deranged point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#34986825)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 9:08 PM
Author: Talking Giraffe Den

Can someone diagnose this bitches mental disorder?

New from yesterday

https://imgur.com/a/oW6h6

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#35774451)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 9:11 PM
Author: Avocado gas station

She’s a woman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#35774472)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 9:11 PM
Author: Talking Giraffe Den

Probably the best answer out there, tbh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#35774475)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 9:24 PM
Author: Violent liquid oxygen theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#35774564)



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Date: August 17th, 2019 1:59 AM
Author: Talking Giraffe Den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#38699862)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 9:22 PM
Author: boyish kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#35774540)



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Date: October 28th, 2018 10:51 AM
Author: irradiated mustard potus

Lol so sad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#37111121)



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Date: May 20th, 2018 5:47 PM
Author: Talking Giraffe Den

Jesus

I thought she’d just stop texting me. Can’t tell if this is endearing or just psychotic.

No nudes this time...

https://imgur.com/a/Ik2DzXp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#36091753)



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Date: October 4th, 2018 4:58 PM
Author: Talking Giraffe Den

She blocked me on FB after I put a laughing emoji at one of her histrionic Anti-Kavanaugh posts.

Should I bother with this skank. 100% odds.

https://imgur.com/a/oW0eb3S

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#36957130)



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Date: October 4th, 2018 5:01 PM
Author: passionate flesh business firm dog poop

She was chasing you. Has nothing to offer you. Don't engage. They always come crawling back. Especially one this crazy and lonely.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#36957149)



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Date: October 4th, 2018 5:01 PM
Author: Talking Giraffe Den

CR

TY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#36957155)



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Date: January 20th, 2019 12:03 PM
Author: Talking Giraffe Den

I’m beginning to think this chick is functionally retarded in addition to her severe mental illness. I thought I finally got rid of her in October after offending her. Then on Friday I woke up to this text. Still haven’t responded.

https://imgur.com/a/pM9XvnK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#37626083)



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Date: April 15th, 2019 9:46 AM
Author: heady dilemma

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#38090520)



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Date: August 17th, 2019 2:05 AM
Author: Onyx vibrant puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#38699874)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 11:25 AM
Author: Poppy Out-of-control Pervert Whorehouse

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#39169188)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 11:55 AM
Author: Exciting Balding Indian Lodge

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#39169344)



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Date: September 9th, 2020 2:40 AM
Author: Floppy pit skinny woman

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#40891232)



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Date: September 9th, 2020 6:38 AM
Author: bonkers selfie becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#40891410)



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Date: September 9th, 2020 10:18 AM
Author: Chartreuse range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#40892023)



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Date: September 11th, 2020 2:06 AM
Author: vivacious cobalt brethren spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#40902612)



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Date: January 17th, 2021 3:05 PM
Author: smoky prole turdskin

Jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#41770316)



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Date: November 24th, 2022 4:36 PM
Author: Dashing Area

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#45540460)



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Date: September 9th, 2020 7:51 AM
Author: fear-inspiring step-uncle's house doctorate

Update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#40891533)



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Date: September 9th, 2020 10:02 AM
Author: pearl know-it-all karate

dirte, here is a message to send her next time she texts:

Alexis, you are an amazing, sexy woman, and your husband is a lucky man. Unfortunately, I think we should not contact each other any more. I've struggled with this decision for a while, but I feel strongly that it's the right one. You are wonderful, and I will remember our connection fondly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#40891938)



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Date: September 9th, 2020 10:17 AM
Author: Talking Giraffe Den

She hasn’t contacted me in a long time, but this seems much more humane than the flat out ghosting i gave her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#40892017)



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Date: September 9th, 2020 10:31 AM
Author: pearl know-it-all karate

correct. ghosting is very cruel, even though it's rarely meant that way, and by ending things directly, you are getting a better result (no lingering follow ups) and making it easier for the other person to move on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#40892078)



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Date: September 11th, 2020 1:48 AM
Author: Talking Giraffe Den

Gratuitous bump for those that missed me in my heyday

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#40902560)



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Date: September 11th, 2020 2:44 AM
Author: Confused corner

tyfys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#40902650)



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Date: September 21st, 2020 3:37 PM
Author: Talking Giraffe Den

Aaaand, just received this text out of the blue after months of no contact

https://imgur.com/gallery/Mo8HJSX

Seems kind of bitter

LOL, she blocked me on FB, but just randomly came across this info

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#40960586)



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Date: December 25th, 2020 3:40 PM
Author: Talking Giraffe Den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#41615453)



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Date: January 17th, 2021 2:21 PM
Author: Very tactful gaming laptop legend

What a fucking weird message. Women r sick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#41770085)



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Date: November 24th, 2022 6:03 PM
Author: Lascivious cruise ship

What did it say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#45540623)



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Date: September 17th, 2022 1:19 AM
Author: house-broken reading party bawdyhouse

Dirte, where the fuck are you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#45184840)



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Date: November 24th, 2022 2:06 PM
Author: Talking Giraffe Den

https://ibb.co/pKLHfHb

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#45540033)



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Date: November 24th, 2022 2:07 PM
Author: Poppy Out-of-control Pervert Whorehouse

Date: November 24th, 2022 2:06 PM

Author: dirte

https://ibb.co/pKLHfHb

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#45540040)



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Date: November 24th, 2022 2:26 PM
Author: vigorous saffron stead

holy shit he’s alive, 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#45540121)



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Date: November 24th, 2022 2:41 PM
Author: heady dilemma

We love you Dirte

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#45540156)



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Date: November 24th, 2022 2:31 PM
Author: jet-lagged faggotry locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#45540134)



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Date: November 24th, 2022 2:37 PM
Author: Sooty impertinent private investor keepsake machete

Glad your alive friend ask for more nudes pls

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#45540145)



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Date: November 24th, 2022 3:53 PM
Author: house-broken reading party bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#45540332)



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Date: November 24th, 2022 2:51 PM
Author: crystalline scourge upon the earth

You still poast!?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#45540165)



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Date: November 24th, 2022 3:57 PM
Author: blathering sanctuary

Hey buddy. Hope ur doing well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#45540339)



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Date: November 24th, 2022 4:33 PM
Author: chrome racy chapel personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#45540451)



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Date: November 24th, 2022 4:35 PM
Author: pale masturbator genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#45540457)



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Date: November 24th, 2022 5:46 PM
Author: bipolar slate degenerate rehab

what a chad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#45540587)



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Date: November 24th, 2022 6:16 PM
Author: Motley dark quadroon

Brother, it's great to know that you're still around. How would you rate this shrew as a farter?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#45540649)



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Date: November 24th, 2022 2:26 PM
Author: Sexy alpha jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#45540120)



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Date: November 24th, 2022 4:48 PM
Author: Dashing Area

Epic thread with many twists and turns. Happy you’re better.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#45540480)



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Date: August 9th, 2023 2:53 PM
Author: Violent liquid oxygen theater

I love this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#46648717)



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Date: August 26th, 2025 8:01 AM
Author: dirte

I can't believe this was almost a decade ago

Imgur must have deleted all the nudes, fucking bullshit man.

This was the only link where you can kind of see her body. (I clicked on all of them)

https://imgur.com/a/LlSuq

I'm older, fatter, and balder and I doubt any chick would send me texts like this these days.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#49213004)