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Middle aged law shrew sent me more nudes

Seriously concerned about her crotch in this pic. Women are...
chest-beating exciting cruise ship idiot
  12/21/16
omg that tub you should date her just to get access to t...
Provocative purple hall
  12/21/16
Lol. Literally didn't even notice the tub. Looks nice tho ...
chest-beating exciting cruise ship idiot
  12/21/16
Maybe its the way the water is swirling, but she looks like ...
boyish native party of the first part
  12/21/16
...
mewling frozen abode
  12/22/16
would schnarf that--not gonna lie
painfully honest place of business
  04/09/17
Pretty sure you poasted this before
lake motley reading party
  12/21/16
Very similar. This one is new today.
chest-beating exciting cruise ship idiot
  12/21/16
how old is she
stirring corn cake
  12/21/16
40ish
chest-beating exciting cruise ship idiot
  12/21/16
...
big self-centered messiness
  12/21/16
Yeah... wish I had the balls to talk like this to chicks I w...
chest-beating exciting cruise ship idiot
  12/21/16
god they are such whores
Swashbuckling ruby center faggotry
  12/21/16
write back "Very pretty lady;; very beautful;; pls be i...
Floppy judgmental mad cow disease theater
  12/21/16
cr
Vivacious Angry Goal In Life
  12/21/16
Lmao
chest-beating exciting cruise ship idiot
  12/21/16
https://imgur.com/a/dafJV
chest-beating exciting cruise ship idiot
  12/21/16
you couldn't even correct the grammar?
boyish native party of the first part
  12/21/16
Nope.
chest-beating exciting cruise ship idiot
  12/21/16
Loool
racy idea he suggested
  12/21/16
...
big self-centered messiness
  12/21/16
quotes ruin it
Swashbuckling ruby center faggotry
  12/21/16
Cut and paste fail. Noticed after I sent it. :(
chest-beating exciting cruise ship idiot
  12/21/16
what was her response?
stirring corn cake
  12/21/16
Still waiting
chest-beating exciting cruise ship idiot
  12/21/16
...
stirring corn cake
  12/21/16
Nothing yet.
chest-beating exciting cruise ship idiot
  12/21/16
https://imgur.com/a/8TjGa
chest-beating exciting cruise ship idiot
  12/21/16
...
stirring corn cake
  12/21/16
https://imgur.com/a/4kY41
chest-beating exciting cruise ship idiot
  12/21/16
180000000000000
stirring corn cake
  12/21/16
https://imgur.com/a/pjzZY
chest-beating exciting cruise ship idiot
  12/21/16
...
stirring corn cake
  12/21/16
one would've thought that after what we've been through we'd...
Vivacious Angry Goal In Life
  12/21/16
https://imgur.com/a/0rfvr
chest-beating exciting cruise ship idiot
  12/21/16
...
stirring corn cake
  12/21/16
https://imgur.com/a/uuWra
chest-beating exciting cruise ship idiot
  12/21/16
gooch! omg, that amazing.
boyish native party of the first part
  12/21/16
I'm cracking up and loling irl right now.
chest-beating exciting cruise ship idiot
  12/21/16
So good. Thank you for this thread.
nighttime internal respiration library
  12/22/16
https://imgur.com/a/Ekpgd
chest-beating exciting cruise ship idiot
  12/22/16
hahahah
Swashbuckling ruby center faggotry
  12/22/16
...
big self-centered messiness
  12/22/16
LMAO 180
lascivious house-broken sweet tailpipe
  12/22/16
180000
soul-stirring range
  12/22/16
lmaooooo
maroon rambunctious philosopher-king ladyboy
  12/22/16
...
Snowy Theatre
  12/22/16
180
violent generalized bond tanning salon
  12/22/16
180
aromatic cuckoldry indian lodge
  12/23/16
179, "cum cannon" would be 180
Filthy theater stage new version
  12/26/16
Thundercock makes it 180
Cowardly locus
  04/07/17
lmao
Exhilarant state
  10/04/17
...
drunken school cafeteria
  10/04/17
180!!
talking laughsome property deer antler
  10/28/18
ho lee fuk, crying IRL
Cowardly locus
  09/09/20
...
chest-beating exciting cruise ship idiot
  09/09/20
lmfao this might be the hardest I've laughed on the bort
Khaki organic girlfriend psychic
  01/17/21
...
talking laughsome property deer antler
  01/17/21
LMAO
Glittery frisky nursing home
  11/24/22
180
pungent sexy stage stain
  11/24/22
AAA
Razzle-dazzle potus police squad
  11/24/22
damn this girl is dirty
boyish native party of the first part
  12/21/16
180
Poppy hyperactive den
  12/22/16
So prescient
chest-beating exciting cruise ship idiot
  12/22/16
...
big self-centered messiness
  12/21/16
180
Poppy hyperactive den
  12/22/16
lol "who typed the message"--write back "I ri...
Cerebral shivering puppy
  12/21/16
...
Buck-toothed Supple Goyim Garrison
  12/21/16
...
odious mother
  12/22/16
LOL
maroon rambunctious philosopher-king ladyboy
  12/21/16
...
big self-centered messiness
  12/21/16
LJL at women - "I want to cum on your face and you to s...
shaky kitchen fortuitous meteor
  12/22/16
...
passionate bright round eye
  12/22/16
...
maroon rambunctious philosopher-king ladyboy
  12/23/16
...
pale liquid oxygen kitty cat
  12/28/16
Send her the xo link for context
Shimmering irradiated location sneaky criminal
  04/15/19
...
chest-beating exciting cruise ship idiot
  09/09/20
...
effete incel
  12/21/16
Need to inform her that you don't want throat and mouth canc...
Stimulating Chapel
  12/22/16
...
stubborn emerald shrine national security agency
  12/26/16
i think she might be a "woman of the cock." what ...
Vivacious Angry Goal In Life
  12/21/16
Jfc i just threw up
passionate bright round eye
  12/21/16
wtf is going on between her legs?
balding skinny woman
  12/21/16
See op
chest-beating exciting cruise ship idiot
  12/21/16
The previous ones she sent me. I'll never bang though. It'...
chest-beating exciting cruise ship idiot
  12/21/16
...
stirring corn cake
  12/21/16
Yeah, I think that's from selfie stretching or something. S...
chest-beating exciting cruise ship idiot
  12/21/16
Would jizz and piss on it still
outnumbered heaven kitty
  12/21/16
http://tpwd.texas.gov/regulations/outdoor-annual/regs/animal...
maroon rambunctious philosopher-king ladyboy
  12/21/16
Was thinking more Janet Reno. But, 180
chest-beating exciting cruise ship idiot
  12/21/16
why wouldn't you bang? It ain't that bad....
boyish native party of the first part
  12/21/16
She's married. Lives a long way away.
chest-beating exciting cruise ship idiot
  12/21/16
wait, so how did you even start texting with her?
boyish native party of the first part
  12/21/16
She started texting me on FB. Went to LS with her. She pro...
chest-beating exciting cruise ship idiot
  12/21/16
good lord they are such whores describe her facebook phot...
Swashbuckling ruby center faggotry
  12/21/16
Normal happy family. Nothing peculiar. Hubby seems like a g...
chest-beating exciting cruise ship idiot
  12/21/16
You show marked restraint
Poppy hyperactive den
  12/22/16
lol
Chartreuse step-uncle's house
  12/22/16
lol
maroon rambunctious philosopher-king ladyboy
  12/21/16
i hate cheaters could never do it myself
Swashbuckling ruby center faggotry
  12/21/16
Me too. Wouldn't do that to another. This is harmless thoug...
chest-beating exciting cruise ship idiot
  12/21/16
idk man, ask her husband that. can't speak for you but she h...
Swashbuckling ruby center faggotry
  12/21/16
If it's not me texting, she would or probably is fucking oth...
chest-beating exciting cruise ship idiot
  12/22/16
Very noble of you. I agree
Mind-boggling sadistic locale
  09/09/20
poast some pix of cucky
Vivacious Angry Goal In Life
  12/21/16
Nah
chest-beating exciting cruise ship idiot
  12/21/16
...
maroon rambunctious philosopher-king ladyboy
  12/21/16
Twist: OP is the cucky.
Adventurous primrose sound barrier resort
  12/22/16
good times
boyish native party of the first part
  12/21/16
Man, she loves that tub.
Spruce pontificating athletic conference
  12/21/16
*I* love that tub. And its not even my tub.
Provocative purple hall
  12/22/16
http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/disney/images/c/c5/Ursul...
flesh soggy principal's office
  12/22/16
I LOL'd
chest-beating exciting cruise ship idiot
  12/22/16
I've definitely fucked thos fake tits
Cowardly locus
  04/07/17
She looks jewish
Garnet spot mood
  09/09/20
lol she looks totally fuckable man
contagious at-the-ready orchestra pit mad-dog skullcap
  12/21/16
damn. great rack. would smash (assuming face isn't hideous)
carmine gunner
  12/21/16
Face is much better than body.
chest-beating exciting cruise ship idiot
  12/21/16
you should have fucked her in law school
boyish native party of the first part
  12/21/16
I was banging her best friend. This dook chick with a stink...
chest-beating exciting cruise ship idiot
  12/21/16
pics?
boyish native party of the first part
  12/21/16
All I have are her shrew biglaw profile pics (the dookie)
chest-beating exciting cruise ship idiot
  12/22/16
does she have any kids?
stirring corn cake
  12/21/16
A few
chest-beating exciting cruise ship idiot
  12/21/16
wtf chances she is cheating? i mean IRL with somebody els...
stirring corn cake
  12/21/16
I would guess very high. Complains of hubbies small limp di...
chest-beating exciting cruise ship idiot
  12/21/16
Does she refer to him as 'Hubby'? Because that's what you ca...
Spruce pontificating athletic conference
  12/21/16
Nah. She says his first name.
chest-beating exciting cruise ship idiot
  12/21/16
...
Trip candlestick maker gaping
  04/07/17
poast complaints!! Poast complaints!!! Goddamn it poast co...
painfully honest place of business
  04/09/17
gotta get her to show that anus. "Come on girl, don't ...
obsidian dashing multi-billionaire private investor
  12/22/16
SUPERMAN DAT
fragrant newt pistol
  12/22/16
stfu faggot
Geriatric ratface
  04/09/17
180 thread any face pics
Vibrant yarmulke dilemma
  12/22/16
I'm not going to do that to her. If she was a hairdresser o...
chest-beating exciting cruise ship idiot
  12/22/16
Pls respond
Buck-toothed Supple Goyim Garrison
  12/22/16
...
shaky kitchen fortuitous meteor
  12/22/16
You are one of the all-time great poasters brother, I hope y...
offensive address telephone
  12/22/16
I'm the bort idiot. This stuff is entertaining though.
chest-beating exciting cruise ship idiot
  12/22/16
180 thread man. I would love to see video of a random shrew ...
effete incel
  12/22/16
great thread
Multi-colored blathering half-breed
  12/22/16
...
Geriatric ratface
  06/04/17
not flame, i think i saw that crotch in the 'terrifying sea ...
Razzmatazz stage windowlicker
  12/22/16
fuckin' A, great fuckin' thread.
turquoise dragon associate
  12/22/16
...
big self-centered messiness
  12/22/16
...
Splenetic kink-friendly public bath coldplay fan
  12/22/16
Came here to say this
Hairraiser Tank Keepsake Machete
  12/22/16
a bit sad i missed this thread last night
Bistre Ticket Booth
  12/22/16
...
mewling frozen abode
  12/22/16
even though that last pic made me throw away dinner ty for y...
maroon rambunctious philosopher-king ladyboy
  12/22/16
Haven't laughed this hard at a thread in a while
Stimulating Chapel
  12/22/16
I fell asleep and woke up to a bunch more texts. LOL @ J...
chest-beating exciting cruise ship idiot
  12/22/16
last couple of lines sounds like commercial for cotton
jet home
  12/22/16
...
Charismatic Scarlet Pozpig Whorehouse
  12/22/16
...
maroon rambunctious philosopher-king ladyboy
  12/22/16
...
disrespectful thirsty jap
  12/22/16
Lmao
Charcoal son of senegal
  12/22/16
LOL
Apoplectic genital piercing
  12/22/16
...
Stimulating Chapel
  12/22/16
the fabric of our lives ofs
aromatic cuckoldry indian lodge
  12/23/16
...
Trip candlestick maker gaping
  04/07/17
i fucking love it here
Exhilarant state
  10/04/17
...
tripping bearded french chef pisswyrm
  10/04/17
...
Apoplectic genital piercing
  05/18/20
i like how she didn't get a response for 10 minutes, and the...
Splenetic kink-friendly public bath coldplay fan
  12/22/16
Thought that was funny too.
chest-beating exciting cruise ship idiot
  12/22/16
Still haven't responded to her https://imgur.com/a/otcqT
chest-beating exciting cruise ship idiot
  12/22/16
jesus christ
maroon rambunctious philosopher-king ladyboy
  12/22/16
...
painfully honest place of business
  04/09/17
now that she's waxed tell her to send a pic of her hold
Magenta Arrogant Sandwich Selfie
  12/22/16
...
passionate bright round eye
  12/22/16
To be ric flair, woo!
domesticated amber church building black woman
  12/22/16
Just made my non-law buddy read this thread. His respons...
chest-beating exciting cruise ship idiot
  12/22/16
Urbanbaby
Yapping anal rigpig house
  12/22/16
...
concupiscible white corner
  12/22/16
!!!
Hairraiser Tank Keepsake Machete
  12/22/16
THREAD IS GOING TO DELIVER IT IS UTTERLY DISGUSTINGLY REP...
chest-beating exciting cruise ship idiot
  12/22/16
i just realized i'm gay
Vivacious Angry Goal In Life
  12/22/16
...
Diverse chestnut fat ankles set
  12/22/16
Weird me too. Only took upper thigh spider veins
Yapping anal rigpig house
  12/22/16
...
maroon rambunctious philosopher-king ladyboy
  12/22/16
...
odious mother
  12/22/16
...
nighttime internal respiration library
  12/23/16
Jesus. . What did I just see
abnormal flushed point scourge upon the earth
  04/09/17
...
pearl heady school
  10/02/17
Me too
tripping bearded french chef pisswyrm
  10/04/17
...
Cowardly locus
  09/09/20
...
Misanthropic parlor jew
  09/09/20
you don't say
Poppy hyperactive den
  09/09/20
Wow, that's beat. After those nice tits and the rest (minus...
disrespectful thirsty jap
  12/22/16
Bridge too far
magical crackhouse regret
  12/22/16
...
Charcoal son of senegal
  12/22/16
...
aromatic cuckoldry indian lodge
  12/23/16
Very disappointing
Splenetic kink-friendly public bath coldplay fan
  12/22/16
THOO DARK!~
maroon rambunctious philosopher-king ladyboy
  12/22/16
jfc
violent curious rehab
  12/22/16
spaghetti?
flesh soggy principal's office
  12/22/16
was wondering if she was referring to her own veiny inner th...
adulterous piazza
  12/22/16
18000000000000000000000000
stirring corn cake
  12/22/16
needs a manicure
Impertinent Aphrodisiac Area
  12/22/16
she wants that thing eaten and licked for hours?
Impertinent Aphrodisiac Area
  12/22/16
http://img.pandawhale.com/82994-home-alone-OH-NO-gif-bKoY.gi...
chest-beating exciting cruise ship idiot
  12/22/16
i recant what i said, you are doing her husband a favor
Swashbuckling ruby center faggotry
  12/22/16
Rather have a nice clean weiner in my mouth and I'm not even...
Buck-toothed Supple Goyim Garrison
  12/22/16
that's what so crazy about this whole thing
Multi-colored blathering half-breed
  04/09/17
Jfc that looks like a homeless guys face
passionate bright round eye
  12/22/16
Lol
arousing stock car
  12/22/16
...
big self-centered messiness
  12/22/16
Lol
adulterous piazza
  12/22/16
...
Mind-boggling sadistic locale
  04/09/17
...
Geriatric ratface
  04/09/17
Xo bannon tbf
soul-stirring range
  04/09/17
...
stubborn emerald shrine national security agency
  07/27/17
...
Stimulating Chapel
  07/27/17
...
Rose fantasy-prone trailer park toaster
  10/28/18
...
big self-centered messiness
  10/28/18
...
chest-beating exciting cruise ship idiot
  04/15/19
...
pungent sexy stage stain
  11/24/22
Sad!
boyish native party of the first part
  12/22/16
would still bang
Bistre Ticket Booth
  12/22/16
...
excitant voyeur box office
  12/23/16
...
mewling frozen abode
  11/24/22
that pussy looks cavernous
burgundy haunting antidepressant drug
  12/22/16
3 kids?
Cowardly locus
  04/07/17
2 kids
chest-beating exciting cruise ship idiot
  04/07/17
So here are the last 20 minutes of my life: 1. I clicked ...
pearly sanctuary hunting ground
  12/22/16
LMAO for real! Be thankful for your wife's beautiful goo...
chest-beating exciting cruise ship idiot
  12/22/16
...
carmine gunner
  12/26/16
...
Splenetic kink-friendly public bath coldplay fan
  12/26/16
...
abnormal flushed point scourge upon the earth
  04/09/17
...
erotic drab really tough guy
  08/17/19
...
bateful transparent parlour chad
  09/09/20
holy shit that made me sick to my stomach
balding skinny woman
  04/09/17
...
big self-centered messiness
  10/02/17
...
Slate Comical Space Pocket Flask
  12/22/17
WTFF R U DOING TEXTING MY WIFFEE???!
ultramarine knife gaming laptop
  12/22/16
Send her more ifnb lines
Buck-toothed Supple Goyim Garrison
  12/22/16
...
stirring corn cake
  12/22/16
Nah... told her my phone was dying. Seriously lost all inter...
chest-beating exciting cruise ship idiot
  12/22/16
...
maroon rambunctious philosopher-king ladyboy
  12/22/16
So does she know this is just games, or do you think she is ...
Very Tactful Territorial Lodge Useless Brakes
  12/22/16
She said she wants to fly to Alaska anytime I say so and be ...
chest-beating exciting cruise ship idiot
  12/22/16
get a true from-behind butthold pic for us brother
adulterous piazza
  12/22/16
I'm pretty sure we've all seen enough.
chest-beating exciting cruise ship idiot
  12/22/16
Lol at all the low-T faggots in this thread.
Low-t cocky temple roommate
  12/22/16
(guy who would rather have throat cancer)
maroon rambunctious philosopher-king ladyboy
  12/23/16
Haven't responded yet https://imgur.com/a/9kUkq
chest-beating exciting cruise ship idiot
  12/23/16
dont ghost her. let her down easy holy fuck that tub pic ...
stirring corn cake
  12/23/16
Ok. Didn't ghost her. I'm a liar though https://imgur.c...
chest-beating exciting cruise ship idiot
  12/23/16
Still need the hold
Cowardly locus
  04/07/17
DP with toys
Cowardly locus
  09/09/20
*calls for thermite plasma airstrike on this thread*
Multi-colored blathering half-breed
  12/23/16
*radios enemadood for backup support*
concupiscible white corner
  12/23/16
...
Multi-colored blathering half-breed
  12/28/16
what would happen if you legit ghosted her ? I have a feelin...
aromatic cuckoldry indian lodge
  12/23/16
I think she's falling in love to be honest. Creeping me out...
chest-beating exciting cruise ship idiot
  12/23/16
Bitch is batshit crazy. Fuck it! I'm ghosting her. Unhi...
chest-beating exciting cruise ship idiot
  12/25/16
This thread is the only thing keeping me going these days. T...
nighttime internal respiration library
  12/25/16
This thread is a literal documentary on the mental illness o...
chest-beating exciting cruise ship idiot
  12/25/16
...
maroon rambunctious philosopher-king ladyboy
  12/25/16
her strings of consecutive texts without receiving a respons...
nighttime internal respiration library
  12/26/16
...
Khaki organic girlfriend psychic
  01/17/21
...
Trip candlestick maker gaping
  04/07/17
JFC
Misanthropic parlor jew
  12/25/16
lol jfc
balding skinny woman
  12/25/16
fuckin LOL.
maroon rambunctious philosopher-king ladyboy
  12/25/16
...
onyx senate
  12/26/16
normally i don't like people who ghost others but im pretty ...
Awkward Base
  12/28/16
You are a scholar for sharing this research
Cowardly locus
  04/07/17
she hit you with dat please respond
Multi-colored blathering half-breed
  09/11/20
The real TWIST to this story that XO may or may not apprecia...
chest-beating exciting cruise ship idiot
  12/26/16
not that there's anything wrong with that
Impertinent Aphrodisiac Area
  12/26/16
...
big self-centered messiness
  12/28/16
how does that change anything? a cuckold of any other race ...
Awkward Base
  12/28/16
this thread would surely put him six feet under, lol!
histrionic prole
  04/09/17
Jesus. She is sooo crazy and mentally ill Fixed: https:...
chest-beating exciting cruise ship idiot
  04/07/17
Broken link
180 elite boltzmann
  04/07/17
one sec, going to re-upload
chest-beating exciting cruise ship idiot
  04/07/17
?
Vigorous foreskin hissy fit
  04/07/17
Fixed it
chest-beating exciting cruise ship idiot
  04/07/17
wait have you met up at all yet or all text?
Slap-happy narrow-minded bawdyhouse alpha
  04/07/17
ALL TEXT Me ignoring her completely
chest-beating exciting cruise ship idiot
  04/07/17
you should make her your sex slave
Bistre Ticket Booth
  04/07/17
At this point, I'm pretty sure I could shit in her mouth, li...
chest-beating exciting cruise ship idiot
  04/07/17
rate her on a scale from 1-10
Bistre Ticket Booth
  04/07/17
Before I saw the pussy/hold shots, I would have said an age ...
chest-beating exciting cruise ship idiot
  04/07/17
an age-adjusted 6.5 is bangable
Bistre Ticket Booth
  04/07/17
I'm 100% certain that on my next ski trip she will meet me a...
chest-beating exciting cruise ship idiot
  04/07/17
Enjoy
Cowardly locus
  04/07/17
You owe it to the boart
Cowardly locus
  04/07/17
...
Trip candlestick maker gaping
  04/07/17
link broken bro
cheese-eating boiling water institution
  04/09/17
She just keeps sending me more unsolicited nudes. Can't tell...
chest-beating exciting cruise ship idiot
  04/09/17
i think i puked in my mouth a little bit.
histrionic prole
  04/09/17
...
chest-beating exciting cruise ship idiot
  07/28/17
eh looks a little gross here
balding skinny woman
  04/09/17
...
Cowardly locus
  06/04/17
180. But why did u grab ur cock to suck every last drop? ...
Mind-boggling sadistic locale
  04/09/17
Holy shit don't know how I missed this thread first time aro...
Demanding talented legend hospital
  04/09/17
TY
chest-beating exciting cruise ship idiot
  04/09/17
...
Slate Comical Space Pocket Flask
  12/22/17
If this wasn't so sad, it'd be hilarious https://imgur....
chest-beating exciting cruise ship idiot
  04/11/17
Just text her "I really think you should be more faithf...
Vibrant yarmulke dilemma
  04/11/17
I'll prob say this soon
chest-beating exciting cruise ship idiot
  07/27/17
lmao wtf jesus christ her poor husband
beady-eyed church
  04/11/17
Would love to see her reaction if he said that
Vibrant yarmulke dilemma
  04/11/17
Ugh, this has gotten sad. She's so desperate for attention.
disrespectful thirsty jap
  04/11/17
...
Appetizing Weed Whacker Meetinghouse
  04/11/17
Lol. She's started texting me again after 3 months of ...
chest-beating exciting cruise ship idiot
  07/27/17
does her first name happen to begin with an E?
Nudist mint university
  07/27/17
It's at the top of the text stream from my contacts... A...
chest-beating exciting cruise ship idiot
  07/27/17
A filthy Jew whore? Color me shocked
Titillating Maize Station
  07/27/17
...
Slate Comical Space Pocket Flask
  12/22/17
holy shit man aint marriage a motherfucker anyway to d...
hairless hell nibblets
  07/27/17
You're barking up the wrong tree brother. Really wish I ...
chest-beating exciting cruise ship idiot
  07/27/17
...
Cowardly locus
  09/09/20
Welp! She continues to send unsolicited pics. Edit: ...
chest-beating exciting cruise ship idiot
  10/02/17
yikes is that something they do to keep the dick from pop...
passionate bright round eye
  10/02/17
Whoa that's not what I was expecting lol. Did you respond?
Stimulating Chapel
  10/02/17
...
big self-centered messiness
  10/02/17
Posted moar pics.
chest-beating exciting cruise ship idiot
  10/02/17
...
Crawly out-of-control lay
  10/02/17
Delivered
Poppy hyperactive den
  09/09/20
lmao cant believ ei missed this thread
pearl heady school
  10/02/17
;)
chest-beating exciting cruise ship idiot
  10/03/17
https://imgur.com/a/mpQjJ
chest-beating exciting cruise ship idiot
  10/02/17
...
chest-beating exciting cruise ship idiot
  10/02/17
She was a nurse before LS https://imgur.com/a/5boxb ...
chest-beating exciting cruise ship idiot
  10/02/17
Update?
honey-headed plaza main people
  10/04/17
She wanted to phone sex with me, but I said I was too tired.
chest-beating exciting cruise ship idiot
  10/04/17
modernity.txt
Exhilarant state
  10/04/17
she a cuckquean? why so much talk about fucking other women
frum business firm
  10/04/17
I was just trying to piss her off and see how she reacted.
chest-beating exciting cruise ship idiot
  10/04/17
Welp! Nothing exciting in this one, but this crazy bitch ...
chest-beating exciting cruise ship idiot
  12/22/17
is she sending you amazon links for you to buy her shit
Galvanic Menage
  12/22/17
I don't know. I think she was just implying that's what she ...
chest-beating exciting cruise ship idiot
  12/22/17
...
Slate Comical Space Pocket Flask
  12/22/17
Can someone diagnose this bitches mental disorder? New ...
chest-beating exciting cruise ship idiot
  04/05/18
She’s a woman
flickering stag film mediation
  04/05/18
Probably the best answer out there, tbh.
chest-beating exciting cruise ship idiot
  04/05/18
...
Stimulating Chapel
  04/05/18
...
chest-beating exciting cruise ship idiot
  08/17/19
...
wonderful vermilion feces halford
  04/05/18
Lol so sad
sick overrated gas station indirect expression
  10/28/18
Jesus I thought she’d just stop texting me. Can’t tell i...
chest-beating exciting cruise ship idiot
  05/20/18
She blocked me on FB after I put a laughing emoji at one of ...
chest-beating exciting cruise ship idiot
  10/04/18
She was chasing you. Has nothing to offer you. Don't engage....
Garnet spot mood
  10/04/18
CR TY
chest-beating exciting cruise ship idiot
  10/04/18
I’m beginning to think this chick is functionally reta...
chest-beating exciting cruise ship idiot
  01/20/19
180
Brindle vengeful cuckold double fault
  04/15/19
...
effete incel
  08/17/19
LOL
Sinister cordovan site rigor
  11/25/19
lmao
Cruel-hearted electric juggernaut
  11/25/19
lol
Opaque office volcanic crater
  09/09/20
...
indigo brunch digit ratio
  09/09/20
...
Cream bat shit crazy lettuce
  09/09/20
...
hateful blue stead
  09/11/20
Jfc
Cowardly locus
  01/17/21
Lol
pungent sexy stage stain
  11/24/22
Update?
Chrome Spectacular Dopamine Preventive Strike
  09/09/20
dirte, here is a message to send her next time she texts: ...
Flatulent Cracking Forum Filthpig
  09/09/20
She hasn’t contacted me in a long time, but this seems...
chest-beating exciting cruise ship idiot
  09/09/20
correct. ghosting is very cruel, even though it's rarely mea...
Flatulent Cracking Forum Filthpig
  09/09/20
Gratuitous bump for those that missed me in my heyday
chest-beating exciting cruise ship idiot
  09/11/20
tyfys
Multi-colored blathering half-breed
  09/11/20
Aaaand, just received this text out of the blue after months...
chest-beating exciting cruise ship idiot
  09/21/20
...
chest-beating exciting cruise ship idiot
  12/25/20
What a fucking weird message. Women r sick
talking laughsome property deer antler
  01/17/21
What did it say
Razzle copper casino wagecucks
  11/24/22
Dirte, where the fuck are you?
Glittery frisky nursing home
  09/17/22
https://ibb.co/pKLHfHb LOL
chest-beating exciting cruise ship idiot
  11/24/22
Date: November 24th, 2022 2:06 PM Author: dirte https://...
Sinister cordovan site rigor
  11/24/22
holy shit he’s alive, 180
marvelous macaca karate
  11/24/22
We love you Dirte
Brindle vengeful cuckold double fault
  11/24/22
...
Twinkling confused field
  11/24/22
Glad your alive friend ask for more nudes pls
mewling frozen abode
  11/24/22
...
Glittery frisky nursing home
  11/24/22
You still poast!?
thriller well-lubricated brethren market
  11/24/22
Hey buddy. Hope ur doing well.
costumed national dingle berry
  11/24/22
...
trust fund
  11/24/22
...
Wine pea-brained pit travel guidebook
  11/24/22
what a chad
Bistre Ticket Booth
  11/24/22
Brother, it's great to know that you're still around. How wo...
sepia circlehead wrinkle
  11/24/22
...
Bonkers
  11/24/22
Epic thread with many twists and turns. Happy you’re b...
pungent sexy stage stain
  11/24/22
I love this thread
Stimulating Chapel
  08/09/23
I can't believe this was almost a decade ago Imgur must h...
dirte
  08/26/25
180 even without the nudes
Begs the Jewish Question
  08/26/25
Epic thread. When you make em tingle it sparks crazy.
No pants Mance
  08/26/25


Poast new message in this thread



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:08 PM
Author: chest-beating exciting cruise ship idiot

Seriously concerned about her crotch in this pic. Women are dirty sluts.

https://imgur.com/a/Khsjc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32201760)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:10 PM
Author: Provocative purple hall

omg that tub

you should date her just to get access to that tub wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32201768)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:12 PM
Author: chest-beating exciting cruise ship idiot

Lol. Literally didn't even notice the tub. Looks nice tho now that I'm looking at it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32201777)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:14 PM
Author: boyish native party of the first part

Maybe its the way the water is swirling, but she looks like she might have a penis between her legs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32201798)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 12:05 PM
Author: mewling frozen abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32204973)



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Date: April 9th, 2017 10:33 AM
Author: painfully honest place of business

would schnarf that--not gonna lie

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#33030257)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:11 PM
Author: lake motley reading party

Pretty sure you poasted this before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32201770)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: chest-beating exciting cruise ship idiot

Very similar. This one is new today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32201783)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:11 PM
Author: stirring corn cake

how old is she

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32201771)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: chest-beating exciting cruise ship idiot

40ish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32201786)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:11 PM
Author: big self-centered messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32201775)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:14 PM
Author: chest-beating exciting cruise ship idiot

Yeah... wish I had the balls to talk like this to chicks I was actually interested in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32201801)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:12 PM
Author: Swashbuckling ruby center faggotry

god they are such whores

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32201778)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:12 PM
Author: Floppy judgmental mad cow disease theater

write back "Very pretty lady;; very beautful;; pls be in sending a more photo.."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32201779)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: Vivacious Angry Goal In Life

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32201791)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: chest-beating exciting cruise ship idiot

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32201793)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:16 PM
Author: chest-beating exciting cruise ship idiot

https://imgur.com/a/dafJV

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32201815)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:17 PM
Author: boyish native party of the first part

you couldn't even correct the grammar?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32201824)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:18 PM
Author: chest-beating exciting cruise ship idiot

Nope.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32201835)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:18 PM
Author: racy idea he suggested

Loool

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32201831)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:18 PM
Author: big self-centered messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32201838)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:20 PM
Author: Swashbuckling ruby center faggotry

quotes ruin it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32201844)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:21 PM
Author: chest-beating exciting cruise ship idiot

Cut and paste fail. Noticed after I sent it. :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32201851)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:21 PM
Author: stirring corn cake

what was her response?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32201855)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:22 PM
Author: chest-beating exciting cruise ship idiot

Still waiting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32201867)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 21st, 2016 11:32 PM
Author: stirring corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32201947)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:33 PM
Author: chest-beating exciting cruise ship idiot

Nothing yet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32201961)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:37 PM
Author: chest-beating exciting cruise ship idiot

https://imgur.com/a/8TjGa

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32202002)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:38 PM
Author: stirring corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32202011)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:43 PM
Author: chest-beating exciting cruise ship idiot

https://imgur.com/a/4kY41

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32202062)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:45 PM
Author: stirring corn cake

180000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32202073)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:47 PM
Author: chest-beating exciting cruise ship idiot

https://imgur.com/a/pjzZY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32202092)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:49 PM
Author: stirring corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32202111)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:50 PM
Author: Vivacious Angry Goal In Life

one would've thought that after what we've been through we'd have learned that if someone tells us we don't want to see the butthole, we don't want to see the butthole

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32202122)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:56 PM
Author: chest-beating exciting cruise ship idiot

https://imgur.com/a/0rfvr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32202190)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:56 PM
Author: stirring corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32202195)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:57 PM
Author: chest-beating exciting cruise ship idiot

https://imgur.com/a/uuWra

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32202200)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:58 PM
Author: boyish native party of the first part

gooch! omg, that amazing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32202209)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:59 PM
Author: chest-beating exciting cruise ship idiot

I'm cracking up and loling irl right now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32202217)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 7:43 PM
Author: nighttime internal respiration library

So good. Thank you for this thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32208364)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 12:03 AM
Author: chest-beating exciting cruise ship idiot

https://imgur.com/a/Ekpgd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32202253)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 12:05 AM
Author: Swashbuckling ruby center faggotry

hahahah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32202282)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 12:07 AM
Author: big self-centered messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32202293)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 2:39 AM
Author: lascivious house-broken sweet tailpipe

LMAO 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32202824)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 9:58 AM
Author: soul-stirring range

180000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32203956)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 10:06 AM
Author: maroon rambunctious philosopher-king ladyboy

lmaooooo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32204006)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 1:35 PM
Author: Snowy Theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32205745)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 9:02 PM
Author: violent generalized bond tanning salon

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32208901)



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Date: December 23rd, 2016 3:39 PM
Author: aromatic cuckoldry indian lodge

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32214454)



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Date: December 26th, 2016 2:13 PM
Author: Filthy theater stage new version

179, "cum cannon" would be 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32234117)



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Date: April 7th, 2017 12:48 AM
Author: Cowardly locus

Thundercock makes it 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#33014154)



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Date: October 4th, 2017 10:47 PM
Author: Exhilarant state

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#34370305)



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Date: October 4th, 2017 10:48 PM
Author: drunken school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#34370315)



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Date: October 28th, 2018 10:57 AM
Author: talking laughsome property deer antler

180!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#37111138)



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Date: September 9th, 2020 6:35 AM
Author: Cowardly locus

ho lee fuk, crying IRL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#40891406)



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Date: September 9th, 2020 2:20 PM
Author: chest-beating exciting cruise ship idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#40893306)



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Date: January 17th, 2021 1:54 PM
Author: Khaki organic girlfriend psychic

lmfao this might be the hardest I've laughed on the bort

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#41769946)



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Date: January 17th, 2021 2:07 PM
Author: talking laughsome property deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#41769992)



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Date: November 24th, 2022 2:10 PM
Author: Glittery frisky nursing home

LMAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#45540052)



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Date: November 24th, 2022 4:38 PM
Author: pungent sexy stage stain

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#45540465)



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Date: November 24th, 2022 5:45 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle potus police squad

AAA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#45540582)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:58 PM
Author: boyish native party of the first part

damn this girl is dirty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32202202)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 10:18 AM
Author: Poppy hyperactive den

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32204101)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 8:44 PM
Author: chest-beating exciting cruise ship idiot

So prescient

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32208814)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:49 PM
Author: big self-centered messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32202115)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 10:17 AM
Author: Poppy hyperactive den

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32204096)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:40 PM
Author: Cerebral shivering puppy

lol "who typed the message"--write back "I rill like your photo. I rikke a eat a pussy cat. I rrikke a eat oatmeal. i no rike milk.."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32202024)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:41 PM
Author: Buck-toothed Supple Goyim Garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32202037)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 9:23 PM
Author: odious mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32209028)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:45 PM
Author: maroon rambunctious philosopher-king ladyboy

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32202075)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:46 PM
Author: big self-centered messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32202084)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 2:17 AM
Author: shaky kitchen fortuitous meteor

LJL at women - "I want to cum on your face and you to slurp my dick for every last drop". Her: "I want that too. Then I want to wake up cuddled on your chest"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32202768)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 9:16 PM
Author: passionate bright round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32208961)



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Date: December 23rd, 2016 2:43 PM
Author: maroon rambunctious philosopher-king ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32214198)



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Date: December 28th, 2016 9:05 AM
Author: pale liquid oxygen kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32246753)



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Date: April 15th, 2019 9:47 AM
Author: Shimmering irradiated location sneaky criminal

Send her the xo link for context

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#38090524)



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Date: September 9th, 2020 2:36 AM
Author: chest-beating exciting cruise ship idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#40891227)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:34 PM
Author: effete incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32201967)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 10:13 PM
Author: Stimulating Chapel

Need to inform her that you don't want throat and mouth cancer from eating her pussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32209437)



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Date: December 26th, 2016 2:11 PM
Author: stubborn emerald shrine national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32234107)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:15 PM
Author: Vivacious Angry Goal In Life

i think she might be a "woman of the cock." what firm does she work at

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32201806)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:19 PM
Author: passionate bright round eye

Jfc i just threw up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32201843)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:21 PM
Author: balding skinny woman

wtf is going on between her legs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32201854)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:22 PM
Author: chest-beating exciting cruise ship idiot

See op

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32201861)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:25 PM
Author: chest-beating exciting cruise ship idiot

The previous ones she sent me. I'll never bang though. It's fun fucking with her though

https://imgur.com/a/mFEao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32201894)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:26 PM
Author: stirring corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32201903)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:28 PM
Author: chest-beating exciting cruise ship idiot

Yeah, I think that's from selfie stretching or something. She's old.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32201918)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:29 PM
Author: outnumbered heaven kitty

Would jizz and piss on it still

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32201928)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:30 PM
Author: maroon rambunctious philosopher-king ladyboy

http://tpwd.texas.gov/regulations/outdoor-annual/regs/animals/turkey/@@download/image/turkey.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32201935)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:34 PM
Author: chest-beating exciting cruise ship idiot

Was thinking more Janet Reno. But, 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32201968)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:28 PM
Author: boyish native party of the first part

why wouldn't you bang? It ain't that bad....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32201915)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:29 PM
Author: chest-beating exciting cruise ship idiot

She's married. Lives a long way away.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32201924)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:29 PM
Author: boyish native party of the first part

wait, so how did you even start texting with her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32201932)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:32 PM
Author: chest-beating exciting cruise ship idiot

She started texting me on FB. Went to LS with her. She professed a crush she never told me about.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32201950)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:33 PM
Author: Swashbuckling ruby center faggotry

good lord they are such whores

describe her facebook photos with family

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32201965)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:35 PM
Author: chest-beating exciting cruise ship idiot

Normal happy family. Nothing peculiar. Hubby seems like a good dood that loves her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32201983)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 10:20 AM
Author: Poppy hyperactive den

You show marked restraint

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32204112)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 10:39 AM
Author: Chartreuse step-uncle's house

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32204229)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:36 PM
Author: maroon rambunctious philosopher-king ladyboy

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32201991)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:41 PM
Author: Swashbuckling ruby center faggotry

i hate cheaters

could never do it myself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32202039)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:48 PM
Author: chest-beating exciting cruise ship idiot

Me too. Wouldn't do that to another. This is harmless though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32202106)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:54 PM
Author: Swashbuckling ruby center faggotry

idk man, ask her husband that. can't speak for you but she has the intent

what does this slut do for a living

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32202173)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 12:06 AM
Author: chest-beating exciting cruise ship idiot

If it's not me texting, she would or probably is fucking others.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32202285)



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Date: September 9th, 2020 10:42 AM
Author: Mind-boggling sadistic locale

Very noble of you. I agree

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#40892130)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:33 PM
Author: Vivacious Angry Goal In Life

poast some pix of cucky

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32201966)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:36 PM
Author: chest-beating exciting cruise ship idiot

Nah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32201993)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:38 PM
Author: maroon rambunctious philosopher-king ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32202015)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 11:30 AM
Author: Adventurous primrose sound barrier resort

Twist: OP is the cucky.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32204670)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:41 PM
Author: boyish native party of the first part

good times

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32202033)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:38 PM
Author: Spruce pontificating athletic conference

Man, she loves that tub.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32202012)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 2:45 AM
Author: Provocative purple hall

*I* love that tub. And its not even my tub.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32202835)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 2:14 AM
Author: flesh soggy principal's office

http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/disney/images/c/c5/Ursula_transparent.png/revision/latest?cb=20151204152846

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32202759)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 12:20 PM
Author: chest-beating exciting cruise ship idiot

I LOL'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32205065)



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Date: April 7th, 2017 12:45 AM
Author: Cowardly locus

I've definitely fucked thos fake tits

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#33014131)



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Date: September 9th, 2020 6:44 AM
Author: Garnet spot mood

She looks jewish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#40891424)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:35 PM
Author: contagious at-the-ready orchestra pit mad-dog skullcap

lol she looks totally fuckable man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32201973)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:35 PM
Author: carmine gunner

damn. great rack. would smash (assuming face isn't hideous)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32201978)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:36 PM
Author: chest-beating exciting cruise ship idiot

Face is much better than body.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32201990)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:41 PM
Author: boyish native party of the first part

you should have fucked her in law school

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32202041)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:54 PM
Author: chest-beating exciting cruise ship idiot

I was banging her best friend. This dook chick with a stinky puss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32202169)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:55 PM
Author: boyish native party of the first part

pics?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32202180)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 12:04 AM
Author: chest-beating exciting cruise ship idiot

All I have are her shrew biglaw profile pics (the dookie)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32202267)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:36 PM
Author: stirring corn cake

does she have any kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32201997)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:37 PM
Author: chest-beating exciting cruise ship idiot

A few

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32202004)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:39 PM
Author: stirring corn cake

wtf

chances she is cheating? i mean IRL with somebody else

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32202019)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:41 PM
Author: chest-beating exciting cruise ship idiot

I would guess very high. Complains of hubbies small limp dick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32202035)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:52 PM
Author: Spruce pontificating athletic conference

Does she refer to him as 'Hubby'? Because that's what you call someone when you are fucking people other than them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32202148)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:58 PM
Author: chest-beating exciting cruise ship idiot

Nah. She says his first name.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32202210)



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Date: April 7th, 2017 12:55 AM
Author: Trip candlestick maker gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#33014226)



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Date: April 9th, 2017 10:39 AM
Author: painfully honest place of business

poast complaints!! Poast complaints!!! Goddamn it poast complaints!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#33030263)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 12:16 AM
Author: obsidian dashing multi-billionaire private investor

gotta get her to show that anus. "Come on girl, don't be shy. Give me something good. I don't need no barbie dolls; give me something real."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32202340)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 2:03 AM
Author: fragrant newt pistol

SUPERMAN DAT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32202725)



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Date: April 9th, 2017 9:03 AM
Author: Geriatric ratface

stfu faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#33030008)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 2:09 AM
Author: Vibrant yarmulke dilemma

180 thread any face pics

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32202739)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 11:57 AM
Author: chest-beating exciting cruise ship idiot

I'm not going to do that to her. If she was a hairdresser or something, I probably would.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32204889)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 2:16 AM
Author: Buck-toothed Supple Goyim Garrison

Pls respond

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32202764)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 2:23 AM
Author: shaky kitchen fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32202789)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 2:36 AM
Author: offensive address telephone

You are one of the all-time great poasters brother, I hope you know that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32202817)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 11:58 AM
Author: chest-beating exciting cruise ship idiot

I'm the bort idiot. This stuff is entertaining though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32204904)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 3:11 AM
Author: effete incel

180 thread man. I would love to see video of a random shrew reading this all and seeing the pics

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32202880)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 10:03 AM
Author: Multi-colored blathering half-breed

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32203985)



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Date: June 4th, 2017 9:39 PM
Author: Geriatric ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#33473870)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 10:05 AM
Author: Razzmatazz stage windowlicker

not flame, i think i saw that crotch in the 'terrifying sea creature" thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32203999)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 10:15 AM
Author: turquoise dragon associate

fuckin' A, great fuckin' thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32204087)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 10:17 AM
Author: big self-centered messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32204092)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 10:20 AM
Author: Splenetic kink-friendly public bath coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32204114)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 10:32 AM
Author: Hairraiser Tank Keepsake Machete

Came here to say this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32204178)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 10:48 AM
Author: Bistre Ticket Booth

a bit sad i missed this thread last night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32204308)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 12:09 PM
Author: mewling frozen abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32204999)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 9:37 PM
Author: maroon rambunctious philosopher-king ladyboy

even though that last pic made me throw away dinner ty for your service, OP. *salute*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32209144)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 10:37 PM
Author: Stimulating Chapel

Haven't laughed this hard at a thread in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32209643)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 11:25 AM
Author: chest-beating exciting cruise ship idiot

I fell asleep and woke up to a bunch more texts.

LOL @ Jooish sluts.

https://imgur.com/a/YA7j7

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32204624)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 11:28 AM
Author: jet home

last couple of lines sounds like commercial for cotton

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32204656)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 11:33 AM
Author: Charismatic Scarlet Pozpig Whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32204699)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 11:59 AM
Author: maroon rambunctious philosopher-king ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32204926)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 8:17 PM
Author: disrespectful thirsty jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32208647)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 8:25 PM
Author: Charcoal son of senegal

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32208706)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 10:34 PM
Author: Apoplectic genital piercing

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32209616)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 10:34 PM
Author: Stimulating Chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32209623)



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Date: December 23rd, 2016 3:43 PM
Author: aromatic cuckoldry indian lodge

the fabric of our lives ofs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32214480)



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Date: April 7th, 2017 12:56 AM
Author: Trip candlestick maker gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#33014235)



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Date: October 4th, 2017 10:48 PM
Author: Exhilarant state

i fucking love it here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#34370316)



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Date: October 4th, 2017 10:59 PM
Author: tripping bearded french chef pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#34370428)



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Date: May 18th, 2020 6:29 PM
Author: Apoplectic genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#40232499)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 11:29 AM
Author: Splenetic kink-friendly public bath coldplay fan

i like how she didn't get a response for 10 minutes, and then went to the anal line hoping to get more attention

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32204663)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 11:33 AM
Author: chest-beating exciting cruise ship idiot

Thought that was funny too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32204709)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 6:31 PM
Author: chest-beating exciting cruise ship idiot

Still haven't responded to her

https://imgur.com/a/otcqT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32207852)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 7:48 PM
Author: maroon rambunctious philosopher-king ladyboy

jesus christ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32208401)



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Date: April 9th, 2017 10:40 AM
Author: painfully honest place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#33030267)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 7:53 PM
Author: Magenta Arrogant Sandwich Selfie

now that she's waxed tell her to send a pic of her hold

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32208452)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 9:19 PM
Author: passionate bright round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32208988)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 11:29 AM
Author: domesticated amber church building black woman

To be ric flair,

woo!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32204669)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 12:19 PM
Author: chest-beating exciting cruise ship idiot

Just made my non-law buddy read this thread.

His response:

"She's probably on another forum posting screenshots of these texts!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32205059)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 6:36 PM
Author: Yapping anal rigpig house

Urbanbaby

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32207894)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 7:40 PM
Author: concupiscible white corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32208340)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 9:12 PM
Author: Hairraiser Tank Keepsake Machete

!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32208940)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 8:13 PM
Author: chest-beating exciting cruise ship idiot

THREAD IS GOING TO DELIVER

IT IS UTTERLY DISGUSTINGLY REPULSIVE

https://imgur.com/a/0L5TX

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32208621)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 8:14 PM
Author: Vivacious Angry Goal In Life

i just realized i'm gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32208629)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 9:01 PM
Author: Diverse chestnut fat ankles set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32208894)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 9:23 PM
Author: Yapping anal rigpig house

Weird me too. Only took upper thigh spider veins

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32209018)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 9:36 PM
Author: maroon rambunctious philosopher-king ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32209135)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 10:05 PM
Author: odious mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32209368)



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Date: December 23rd, 2016 2:47 PM
Author: nighttime internal respiration library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32214216)



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Date: April 9th, 2017 10:18 AM
Author: abnormal flushed point scourge upon the earth

Jesus. . What did I just see

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#33030218)



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Date: October 2nd, 2017 9:50 PM
Author: pearl heady school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#34352046)



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Date: October 4th, 2017 11:00 PM
Author: tripping bearded french chef pisswyrm

Me too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#34370437)



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Date: September 9th, 2020 6:37 AM
Author: Cowardly locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#40891408)



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Date: September 9th, 2020 8:49 AM
Author: Misanthropic parlor jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#40891667)



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Date: September 9th, 2020 10:44 AM
Author: Poppy hyperactive den

you don't say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#40892144)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 8:16 PM
Author: disrespectful thirsty jap

Wow, that's beat. After those nice tits and the rest (minus the sun-damaged neck), I was expecting better.

Awesome thread, btw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32208639)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 8:18 PM
Author: magical crackhouse regret

Bridge too far

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32208653)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 8:26 PM
Author: Charcoal son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32208710)



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Date: December 23rd, 2016 3:45 PM
Author: aromatic cuckoldry indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32214488)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 8:21 PM
Author: Splenetic kink-friendly public bath coldplay fan

Very disappointing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32208673)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 8:45 PM
Author: maroon rambunctious philosopher-king ladyboy

THOO DARK!~

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32208823)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 8:55 PM
Author: violent curious rehab

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32208872)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 8:59 PM
Author: flesh soggy principal's office

spaghetti?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32208891)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 10:51 PM
Author: adulterous piazza

was wondering if she was referring to her own veiny inner thighs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32209746)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 9:02 PM
Author: stirring corn cake

18000000000000000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32208898)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 9:02 PM
Author: Impertinent Aphrodisiac Area

needs a manicure



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32208899)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 9:04 PM
Author: Impertinent Aphrodisiac Area

she wants that thing eaten and licked for hours?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32208907)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 9:24 PM
Author: chest-beating exciting cruise ship idiot

http://img.pandawhale.com/82994-home-alone-OH-NO-gif-bKoY.gif

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32209034)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 9:08 PM
Author: Swashbuckling ruby center faggotry

i recant what i said, you are doing her husband a favor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32208919)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 9:11 PM
Author: Buck-toothed Supple Goyim Garrison

Rather have a nice clean weiner in my mouth and I'm not even gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32208935)



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Date: April 9th, 2017 6:48 AM
Author: Multi-colored blathering half-breed

that's what so crazy about this whole thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#33029804)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 9:21 PM
Author: passionate bright round eye

Jfc that looks like a homeless guys face

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32209009)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 9:24 PM
Author: arousing stock car

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32209032)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 10:31 PM
Author: big self-centered messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32209588)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 10:51 PM
Author: adulterous piazza

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32209750)



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Date: April 9th, 2017 8:58 AM
Author: Mind-boggling sadistic locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#33029995)



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Date: April 9th, 2017 9:04 AM
Author: Geriatric ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#33030009)



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Date: April 9th, 2017 10:40 AM
Author: soul-stirring range

Xo bannon tbf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#33030266)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 3:59 AM
Author: stubborn emerald shrine national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#33865231)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 12:45 PM
Author: Stimulating Chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#33866957)



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Date: October 28th, 2018 10:04 AM
Author: Rose fantasy-prone trailer park toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#37110934)



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Date: October 28th, 2018 11:30 AM
Author: big self-centered messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#37111275)



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Date: April 15th, 2019 9:42 AM
Author: chest-beating exciting cruise ship idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#38090502)



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Date: November 24th, 2022 4:41 PM
Author: pungent sexy stage stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#45540469)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 9:23 PM
Author: boyish native party of the first part

Sad!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32209026)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 9:36 PM
Author: Bistre Ticket Booth

would still bang

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32209134)



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Date: December 23rd, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: excitant voyeur box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32214512)



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Date: November 24th, 2022 2:38 PM
Author: mewling frozen abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#45540149)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 10:05 PM
Author: burgundy haunting antidepressant drug

that pussy looks cavernous

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32209366)



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Date: April 7th, 2017 12:51 AM
Author: Cowardly locus

3 kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#33014183)



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Date: April 7th, 2017 12:55 AM
Author: chest-beating exciting cruise ship idiot

2 kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#33014221)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 10:20 PM
Author: pearly sanctuary hunting ground

So here are the last 20 minutes of my life:

1. I clicked on this thread and saw a poast indicating dirte had poasted an epic imgur of a 40+ y/o law shrew vag

2. I clicked on the imgur link because of course there was no turning back at that point

3. I saw the horrifying pictures of the IRL sarlacc pit

4. I heard my wife's footsteps walking away from the living room, presumably towards the bathroom, the route for which passes right behind my desk

5. I started mashing the "close" button on my browser

6. My computer (2 y/o iMac 27"), on which I just downloaded OS Sierra, froze

7. Footsteps grew louder and closer

8. I desperately pounded and held down the power button on the back of the machine to shut it off.

9. It didn't shut off as footsteps grew closer

10. I yanked the plug out literally 3 seconds before my wife would have walked behind me on the way to the bathroom and seen the photos dirte poasted

11. I blamed my hyperventilating on my stress over work and our upcoming holiday trip tomorrow at 7 AM

12. I am inexplicably motivated to oral sex my wife tonight



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32209499)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 10:29 PM
Author: chest-beating exciting cruise ship idiot

LMAO for real!

Be thankful for your wife's beautiful gooch.

Can you imagine her reaction if she saw you looking at that nasty cooter? *looks at you with disgust* REALLY?

EDIT: just googled Sarlacc Pit. I'm even LOLing harder IRL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32209563)



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Date: December 26th, 2016 2:05 PM
Author: carmine gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32234082)



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Date: December 26th, 2016 2:09 PM
Author: Splenetic kink-friendly public bath coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32234095)



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Date: April 9th, 2017 10:19 AM
Author: abnormal flushed point scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#33030220)



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Date: August 17th, 2019 2:08 AM
Author: erotic drab really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#38699877)



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Date: September 9th, 2020 10:24 AM
Author: bateful transparent parlour chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#40892059)



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Date: April 9th, 2017 9:30 AM
Author: balding skinny woman

holy shit that made me sick to my stomach

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#33030105)



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Date: October 2nd, 2017 9:47 PM
Author: big self-centered messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#34352008)



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Date: December 22nd, 2017 5:14 PM
Author: Slate Comical Space Pocket Flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#34986716)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 9:04 PM
Author: ultramarine knife gaming laptop

WTFF R U DOING TEXTING MY WIFFEE???!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32208908)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 9:13 PM
Author: Buck-toothed Supple Goyim Garrison

Send her more ifnb lines

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32208942)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 10:29 PM
Author: stirring corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32209569)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 10:32 PM
Author: chest-beating exciting cruise ship idiot

Nah... told her my phone was dying. Seriously lost all interest after seeing the Sarlacc Pit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32209601)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 10:34 PM
Author: maroon rambunctious philosopher-king ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32209620)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 10:42 PM
Author: Very Tactful Territorial Lodge Useless Brakes

So does she know this is just games, or do you think she is holding out for you to propose a meetup?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32209681)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 10:43 PM
Author: chest-beating exciting cruise ship idiot

She said she wants to fly to Alaska anytime I say so and be my sex slave as long as I'll have her.

I keep coming up with reasons for her not to come up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32209700)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 10:51 PM
Author: adulterous piazza

get a true from-behind butthold pic for us brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32209754)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 10:53 PM
Author: chest-beating exciting cruise ship idiot

I'm pretty sure we've all seen enough.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32209765)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 10:52 PM
Author: Low-t cocky temple roommate

Lol at all the low-T faggots in this thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32209758)



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Date: December 23rd, 2016 2:43 PM
Author: maroon rambunctious philosopher-king ladyboy

(guy who would rather have throat cancer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32214192)



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Date: December 23rd, 2016 2:37 PM
Author: chest-beating exciting cruise ship idiot

Haven't responded yet

https://imgur.com/a/9kUkq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32214159)



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Date: December 23rd, 2016 2:42 PM
Author: stirring corn cake

dont ghost her. let her down easy

holy fuck that tub pic was misleading. i have low standards but even i cant go near this one after recent developments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32214187)



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Date: December 23rd, 2016 3:33 PM
Author: chest-beating exciting cruise ship idiot

Ok. Didn't ghost her. I'm a liar though

https://imgur.com/a/RDL7X

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32214429)



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Date: April 7th, 2017 12:53 AM
Author: Cowardly locus

Still need the hold

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#33014195)



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Date: September 9th, 2020 6:38 AM
Author: Cowardly locus

DP with toys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#40891409)



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Date: December 23rd, 2016 2:48 PM
Author: Multi-colored blathering half-breed

*calls for thermite plasma airstrike on this thread*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32214222)



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Date: December 23rd, 2016 3:34 PM
Author: concupiscible white corner

*radios enemadood for backup support*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32214435)



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Date: December 28th, 2016 9:11 AM
Author: Multi-colored blathering half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32246768)



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Date: December 23rd, 2016 3:50 PM
Author: aromatic cuckoldry indian lodge

what would happen if you legit ghosted her ? I have a feeling she would come unhinged

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32214511)



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Date: December 23rd, 2016 3:56 PM
Author: chest-beating exciting cruise ship idiot

I think she's falling in love to be honest. Creeping me out. At first I thought she was just bored and fucking around. But the more I ignore her, the more she texts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32214550)



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Date: December 25th, 2016 10:03 PM
Author: chest-beating exciting cruise ship idiot

Bitch is batshit crazy. Fuck it! I'm ghosting her.

Unhinging coming soon to a thread near you

https://imgur.com/a/7fPKD

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32230226)



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Date: December 25th, 2016 10:05 PM
Author: nighttime internal respiration library

This thread is the only thing keeping me going these days. Thank you so much man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32230244)



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Date: December 25th, 2016 10:12 PM
Author: chest-beating exciting cruise ship idiot

This thread is a literal documentary on the mental illness of American women. How nutso is this chick? I've literally never even touched her and haven't seen her in a decade. Luckily she lives 4,000 miles away.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32230306)



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Date: December 25th, 2016 10:40 PM
Author: maroon rambunctious philosopher-king ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32230570)



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Date: December 26th, 2016 1:50 PM
Author: nighttime internal respiration library

her strings of consecutive texts without receiving a response are terrifying. I was sure she would at some point snap and call you a piece of shit or ask why you were ignoring her but that never happened. She just continued to send you aggressively sexual messages and didn't even notice that you weren't responding. I found that fascinating. I wonder what her marriage is like.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32233994)



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Date: January 17th, 2021 2:03 PM
Author: Khaki organic girlfriend psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#41769977)



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Date: April 7th, 2017 1:01 AM
Author: Trip candlestick maker gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#33014273)



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Date: December 25th, 2016 10:10 PM
Author: Misanthropic parlor jew

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32230294)



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Date: December 25th, 2016 10:12 PM
Author: balding skinny woman

lol jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32230304)



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Date: December 25th, 2016 10:40 PM
Author: maroon rambunctious philosopher-king ladyboy

fuckin LOL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32230571)



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Date: December 26th, 2016 1:35 PM
Author: onyx senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32233875)



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Date: December 28th, 2016 9:16 AM
Author: Awkward Base

normally i don't like people who ghost others but im pretty sure she would fly to ur house and dismember you alive at this point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32246782)



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Date: April 7th, 2017 12:42 AM
Author: Cowardly locus

You are a scholar for sharing this research

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#33014105)



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Date: September 11th, 2020 2:37 AM
Author: Multi-colored blathering half-breed

she hit you with dat please respond

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#40902643)



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Date: December 26th, 2016 1:44 PM
Author: chest-beating exciting cruise ship idiot

The real TWIST to this story that XO may or may not appreciate is that her husband is HAPA, born in Taiwan.

Not sure of relevance though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32233940)



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Date: December 26th, 2016 1:52 PM
Author: Impertinent Aphrodisiac Area

not that there's anything wrong with that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32234002)



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Date: December 28th, 2016 9:10 AM
Author: big self-centered messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32246766)



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Date: December 28th, 2016 9:27 AM
Author: Awkward Base

how does that change anything?

a cuckold of any other race is a cuckold still

(would have been kinda funny if he was black though)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#32246822)



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Date: April 9th, 2017 5:49 AM
Author: histrionic prole

this thread would surely put him six feet under, lol!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#33029755)



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Date: April 7th, 2017 12:30 AM
Author: chest-beating exciting cruise ship idiot

Jesus. She is sooo crazy and mentally ill

Fixed:

https://imgur.com/a/rdMqq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#33014006)



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Date: April 7th, 2017 12:44 AM
Author: 180 elite boltzmann

Broken link

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#33014120)



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Date: April 7th, 2017 12:44 AM
Author: chest-beating exciting cruise ship idiot

one sec, going to re-upload

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#33014128)



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Date: April 7th, 2017 12:44 AM
Author: Vigorous foreskin hissy fit

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#33014121)



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Date: April 7th, 2017 12:48 AM
Author: chest-beating exciting cruise ship idiot

Fixed it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#33014153)



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Date: April 7th, 2017 12:47 AM
Author: Slap-happy narrow-minded bawdyhouse alpha

wait have you met up at all yet or all text?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#33014143)



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Date: April 7th, 2017 12:48 AM
Author: chest-beating exciting cruise ship idiot

ALL TEXT

Me ignoring her completely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#33014156)



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Date: April 7th, 2017 12:48 AM
Author: Bistre Ticket Booth

you should make her your sex slave

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#33014151)



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Date: April 7th, 2017 12:50 AM
Author: chest-beating exciting cruise ship idiot

At this point, I'm pretty sure I could shit in her mouth, literally.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#33014172)



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Date: April 7th, 2017 12:52 AM
Author: Bistre Ticket Booth

rate her on a scale from 1-10



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#33014189)



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Date: April 7th, 2017 12:54 AM
Author: chest-beating exciting cruise ship idiot

Before I saw the pussy/hold shots, I would have said an age adjusted 6.5. Now, a solid 4.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#33014215)



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Date: April 7th, 2017 12:55 AM
Author: Bistre Ticket Booth

an age-adjusted 6.5 is bangable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#33014232)



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Date: April 7th, 2017 12:57 AM
Author: chest-beating exciting cruise ship idiot

I'm 100% certain that on my next ski trip she will meet me at whatever ski resort I go to and get used and abused willingly.

She will probably pay for the condo and all my meals. She's a rich jewess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#33014246)



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Date: April 7th, 2017 1:03 AM
Author: Cowardly locus

Enjoy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#33014288)



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Date: April 7th, 2017 12:54 AM
Author: Cowardly locus

You owe it to the boart

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#33014220)



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Date: April 7th, 2017 1:02 AM
Author: Trip candlestick maker gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#33014284)



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Date: April 9th, 2017 9:25 AM
Author: cheese-eating boiling water institution

link broken bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#33030092)



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Date: April 9th, 2017 5:21 AM
Author: chest-beating exciting cruise ship idiot

She just keeps sending me more unsolicited nudes. Can't tell if she thinks she's hot, or really insecure.

Literally have zero interest in her.

For XO to laugh or enjoy, or both.

https://imgur.com/a/0u4Cy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#33029734)



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Date: April 9th, 2017 5:30 AM
Author: histrionic prole

i think i puked in my mouth a little bit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#33029744)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:19 AM
Author: chest-beating exciting cruise ship idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#33871636)



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Date: April 9th, 2017 9:27 AM
Author: balding skinny woman

eh looks a little gross here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#33030096)



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Date: June 4th, 2017 10:02 PM
Author: Cowardly locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#33474019)



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Date: April 9th, 2017 8:48 AM
Author: Mind-boggling sadistic locale

180. But why did u grab ur cock to suck every last drop?

Edit: Read the rest of the thread. Bish is crazy and nasty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#33029973)



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Date: April 9th, 2017 10:31 AM
Author: Demanding talented legend hospital

Holy shit don't know how I missed this thread first time around. Best thread since Belgian couch surfer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#33030253)



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Date: April 9th, 2017 8:42 PM
Author: chest-beating exciting cruise ship idiot

TY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#33034155)



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Date: December 22nd, 2017 5:26 PM
Author: Slate Comical Space Pocket Flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#34986791)



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Date: April 11th, 2017 10:43 PM
Author: chest-beating exciting cruise ship idiot

If this wasn't so sad, it'd be hilarious

https://imgur.com/a/7f8d3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#33052887)



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Date: April 11th, 2017 10:46 PM
Author: Vibrant yarmulke dilemma

Just text her "I really think you should be more faithful to your husband. Please look in the mirror." And see what she says

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#33052914)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 12:16 PM
Author: chest-beating exciting cruise ship idiot

I'll prob say this soon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#33866780)



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Date: April 11th, 2017 10:55 PM
Author: beady-eyed church

lmao wtf jesus christ

her poor husband

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#33053010)



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Date: April 11th, 2017 11:14 PM
Author: Vibrant yarmulke dilemma

Would love to see her reaction if he said that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#33053264)



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Date: April 11th, 2017 11:13 PM
Author: disrespectful thirsty jap

Ugh, this has gotten sad. She's so desperate for attention.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#33053250)



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Date: April 11th, 2017 10:48 PM
Author: Appetizing Weed Whacker Meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#33052935)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 3:43 AM
Author: chest-beating exciting cruise ship idiot

Lol.

She's started texting me again after 3 months of radio silence. For some reason this pic really turns me on.

https://imgur.com/a/LlSuq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#33865209)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 3:45 AM
Author: Nudist mint university

does her first name happen to begin with an E?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#33865213)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 3:47 AM
Author: chest-beating exciting cruise ship idiot

It's at the top of the text stream from my contacts...

Alexis.

Every Alexis I've ever met is a whore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#33865215)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 3:52 AM
Author: Titillating Maize Station

A filthy Jew whore?

Color me shocked

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#33865223)



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Date: December 22nd, 2017 5:32 PM
Author: Slate Comical Space Pocket Flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#34986835)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 4:14 AM
Author: hairless hell nibblets

holy shit man

aint marriage a motherfucker

anyway to diagnose these incredibly whorish tendencies on the front end?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#33865241)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 4:17 AM
Author: chest-beating exciting cruise ship idiot

You're barking up the wrong tree brother.

Really wish I knew, otherwise I wouldn't be a single daddy grudge fucking appsluts right now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#33865247)



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Date: September 9th, 2020 6:40 AM
Author: Cowardly locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#40891411)



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Date: October 2nd, 2017 9:45 PM
Author: chest-beating exciting cruise ship idiot

Welp! She continues to send unsolicited pics.

Edit:

New link

https://imgur.com/a/8kaXH



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#34351987)



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Date: October 2nd, 2017 9:48 PM
Author: passionate bright round eye

yikes

is that something they do to keep the dick from popping back out?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#34352013)



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Date: October 2nd, 2017 9:49 PM
Author: Stimulating Chapel

Whoa that's not what I was expecting lol. Did you respond?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#34352029)



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Date: October 2nd, 2017 9:52 PM
Author: big self-centered messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#34352064)



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Date: October 2nd, 2017 9:54 PM
Author: chest-beating exciting cruise ship idiot

Posted moar pics.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#34352084)



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Date: October 2nd, 2017 10:09 PM
Author: Crawly out-of-control lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#34352230)



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Date: September 9th, 2020 10:45 AM
Author: Poppy hyperactive den

Delivered

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#40892151)



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Date: October 2nd, 2017 9:52 PM
Author: pearl heady school

lmao cant believ ei missed this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#34352059)



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Date: October 3rd, 2017 12:27 PM
Author: chest-beating exciting cruise ship idiot

;)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#34356037)



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Date: October 2nd, 2017 10:20 PM
Author: chest-beating exciting cruise ship idiot

https://imgur.com/a/mpQjJ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#34352345)



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Date: October 2nd, 2017 11:16 PM
Author: chest-beating exciting cruise ship idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#34352932)



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Date: October 2nd, 2017 10:25 PM
Author: chest-beating exciting cruise ship idiot

She was a nurse before LS

https://imgur.com/a/5boxb



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#34352397)



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Date: October 4th, 2017 4:59 PM
Author: honey-headed plaza main people

Update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#34366943)



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Date: October 4th, 2017 10:43 PM
Author: chest-beating exciting cruise ship idiot

She wanted to phone sex with me, but I said I was too tired.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#34370274)



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Date: October 4th, 2017 10:53 PM
Author: Exhilarant state

modernity.txt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#34370362)



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Date: October 4th, 2017 11:01 PM
Author: frum business firm

she a cuckquean? why so much talk about fucking other women

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#34370447)



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Date: October 4th, 2017 11:03 PM
Author: chest-beating exciting cruise ship idiot

I was just trying to piss her off and see how she reacted.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#34370459)



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Date: December 22nd, 2017 4:57 PM
Author: chest-beating exciting cruise ship idiot

Welp!

Nothing exciting in this one, but this crazy bitch is still texting me. Always 100% initiated by her. I haven't seen her in almost 13 years since I graduated from LS. Not sure how to get her to stop texting me.

https://imgur.com/a/X6lMA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#34986551)



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Date: December 22nd, 2017 4:58 PM
Author: Galvanic Menage

is she sending you amazon links for you to buy her shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#34986571)



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Date: December 22nd, 2017 5:04 PM
Author: chest-beating exciting cruise ship idiot

I don't know. I think she was just implying that's what she wants. Should I ask her if she's bought it yet?

I'm not spending a dime on her. I actually feel really bad for her husband.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#34986618)



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Date: December 22nd, 2017 5:30 PM
Author: Slate Comical Space Pocket Flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#34986825)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 9:08 PM
Author: chest-beating exciting cruise ship idiot

Can someone diagnose this bitches mental disorder?

New from yesterday

https://imgur.com/a/oW6h6

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#35774451)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 9:11 PM
Author: flickering stag film mediation

She’s a woman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#35774472)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 9:11 PM
Author: chest-beating exciting cruise ship idiot

Probably the best answer out there, tbh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#35774475)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 9:24 PM
Author: Stimulating Chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#35774564)



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Date: August 17th, 2019 1:59 AM
Author: chest-beating exciting cruise ship idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#38699862)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 9:22 PM
Author: wonderful vermilion feces halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#35774540)



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Date: October 28th, 2018 10:51 AM
Author: sick overrated gas station indirect expression

Lol so sad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#37111121)



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Date: May 20th, 2018 5:47 PM
Author: chest-beating exciting cruise ship idiot

Jesus

I thought she’d just stop texting me. Can’t tell if this is endearing or just psychotic.

No nudes this time...

https://imgur.com/a/Ik2DzXp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#36091753)



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Date: October 4th, 2018 4:58 PM
Author: chest-beating exciting cruise ship idiot

She blocked me on FB after I put a laughing emoji at one of her histrionic Anti-Kavanaugh posts.

Should I bother with this skank. 100% odds.

https://imgur.com/a/oW0eb3S

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#36957130)



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Date: October 4th, 2018 5:01 PM
Author: Garnet spot mood

She was chasing you. Has nothing to offer you. Don't engage. They always come crawling back. Especially one this crazy and lonely.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#36957149)



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Date: October 4th, 2018 5:01 PM
Author: chest-beating exciting cruise ship idiot

CR

TY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#36957155)



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Date: January 20th, 2019 12:03 PM
Author: chest-beating exciting cruise ship idiot

I’m beginning to think this chick is functionally retarded in addition to her severe mental illness. I thought I finally got rid of her in October after offending her. Then on Friday I woke up to this text. Still haven’t responded.

https://imgur.com/a/pM9XvnK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#37626083)



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Date: April 15th, 2019 9:46 AM
Author: Brindle vengeful cuckold double fault

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#38090520)



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Date: August 17th, 2019 2:05 AM
Author: effete incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#38699874)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 11:25 AM
Author: Sinister cordovan site rigor

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#39169188)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 11:55 AM
Author: Cruel-hearted electric juggernaut

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#39169344)



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Date: September 9th, 2020 2:40 AM
Author: Opaque office volcanic crater

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#40891232)



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Date: September 9th, 2020 6:38 AM
Author: indigo brunch digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#40891410)



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Date: September 9th, 2020 10:18 AM
Author: Cream bat shit crazy lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#40892023)



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Date: September 11th, 2020 2:06 AM
Author: hateful blue stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#40902612)



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Date: January 17th, 2021 3:05 PM
Author: Cowardly locus

Jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#41770316)



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Date: November 24th, 2022 4:36 PM
Author: pungent sexy stage stain

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#45540460)



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Date: September 9th, 2020 7:51 AM
Author: Chrome Spectacular Dopamine Preventive Strike

Update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#40891533)



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Date: September 9th, 2020 10:02 AM
Author: Flatulent Cracking Forum Filthpig

dirte, here is a message to send her next time she texts:

Alexis, you are an amazing, sexy woman, and your husband is a lucky man. Unfortunately, I think we should not contact each other any more. I've struggled with this decision for a while, but I feel strongly that it's the right one. You are wonderful, and I will remember our connection fondly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#40891938)



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Date: September 9th, 2020 10:17 AM
Author: chest-beating exciting cruise ship idiot

She hasn’t contacted me in a long time, but this seems much more humane than the flat out ghosting i gave her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#40892017)



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Date: September 9th, 2020 10:31 AM
Author: Flatulent Cracking Forum Filthpig

correct. ghosting is very cruel, even though it's rarely meant that way, and by ending things directly, you are getting a better result (no lingering follow ups) and making it easier for the other person to move on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#40892078)



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Date: September 11th, 2020 1:48 AM
Author: chest-beating exciting cruise ship idiot

Gratuitous bump for those that missed me in my heyday

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#40902560)



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Date: September 11th, 2020 2:44 AM
Author: Multi-colored blathering half-breed

tyfys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#40902650)



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Date: September 21st, 2020 3:37 PM
Author: chest-beating exciting cruise ship idiot

Aaaand, just received this text out of the blue after months of no contact

https://imgur.com/gallery/Mo8HJSX

Seems kind of bitter

LOL, she blocked me on FB, but just randomly came across this info

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#40960586)



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Date: December 25th, 2020 3:40 PM
Author: chest-beating exciting cruise ship idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#41615453)



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Date: January 17th, 2021 2:21 PM
Author: talking laughsome property deer antler

What a fucking weird message. Women r sick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#41770085)



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Date: November 24th, 2022 6:03 PM
Author: Razzle copper casino wagecucks

What did it say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#45540623)



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Date: September 17th, 2022 1:19 AM
Author: Glittery frisky nursing home

Dirte, where the fuck are you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#45184840)



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Date: November 24th, 2022 2:06 PM
Author: chest-beating exciting cruise ship idiot

https://ibb.co/pKLHfHb

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#45540033)



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Date: November 24th, 2022 2:07 PM
Author: Sinister cordovan site rigor

Date: November 24th, 2022 2:06 PM

Author: dirte

https://ibb.co/pKLHfHb

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#45540040)



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Date: November 24th, 2022 2:26 PM
Author: marvelous macaca karate

holy shit he’s alive, 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#45540121)



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Date: November 24th, 2022 2:41 PM
Author: Brindle vengeful cuckold double fault

We love you Dirte

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#45540156)



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Date: November 24th, 2022 2:31 PM
Author: Twinkling confused field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#45540134)



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Date: November 24th, 2022 2:37 PM
Author: mewling frozen abode

Glad your alive friend ask for more nudes pls

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#45540145)



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Date: November 24th, 2022 3:53 PM
Author: Glittery frisky nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#45540332)



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Date: November 24th, 2022 2:51 PM
Author: thriller well-lubricated brethren market

You still poast!?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#45540165)



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Date: November 24th, 2022 3:57 PM
Author: costumed national dingle berry

Hey buddy. Hope ur doing well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#45540339)



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Date: November 24th, 2022 4:33 PM
Author:  trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#45540451)



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Date: November 24th, 2022 4:35 PM
Author: Wine pea-brained pit travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#45540457)



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Date: November 24th, 2022 5:46 PM
Author: Bistre Ticket Booth

what a chad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#45540587)



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Date: November 24th, 2022 6:16 PM
Author:  sepia circlehead wrinkle

Brother, it's great to know that you're still around. How would you rate this shrew as a farter?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#45540649)



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Date: November 24th, 2022 2:26 PM
Author:  Bonkers



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#45540120)



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Date: November 24th, 2022 4:48 PM
Author: pungent sexy stage stain

Epic thread with many twists and turns. Happy you’re better.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#45540480)



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Date: August 9th, 2023 2:53 PM
Author: Stimulating Chapel

I love this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#46648717)



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Date: August 26th, 2025 8:01 AM
Author: dirte

I can't believe this was almost a decade ago

Imgur must have deleted all the nudes, fucking bullshit man.

This was the only link where you can kind of see her body. (I clicked on all of them)

https://imgur.com/a/LlSuq

I'm older, fatter, and balder and I doubt any chick would send me texts like this these days.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#49213004)



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Date: August 26th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: Begs the Jewish Question

180 even without the nudes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#49214733)



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Date: August 26th, 2025 10:34 PM
Author: No pants Mance

Epic thread. When you make em tingle it sparks crazy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2#49215271)