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'I'm pregnant!' shouts Jonathan Franzen's wife.

He places a finger on her lips. 'No, it is I who am pregnant...
laughsome gaped friendly grandma kitty
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excitant startled haunted graveyard roommate
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180
geriatric talking crackhouse
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Swashbuckling mad-dog skullcap
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odious mischievous pocket flask mood
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never read a franzen novel and now I have a perfect idea of ...
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Multi-colored costumed digit ratio abode
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Him and DFW would go on book tours together. DFW would brag ...
Up-to-no-good wild water buffalo
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lol at DFW pulling insecure dork 6s
chest-beating home
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Source? I thought I read somewhere that DFW was unhappy wit...
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passionate very tactful genital piercing corner
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passionate very tactful genital piercing corner
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still funny.
crusty church ceo
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marvelous lay hissy fit
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Wonderful sneaky criminal
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Sepia disgusting set
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Shivering big kitchen
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carmine property
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Still 180
saffron national
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carmine property
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geriatric talking crackhouse
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Multi-colored costumed digit ratio abode
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Franzen is hated on here because he's the epitome of an xoxo...
chest-beating home
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MODS! *(minus "even in success")
carmine property
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?
chest-beating home
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?pls
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Date: September 24th, 2014 7:04 AM
Author: laughsome gaped friendly grandma kitty

He places a finger on her lips. 'No, it is I who am pregnant,' he says. 'Pregnant with the next great American novel.' He walks into the backyard and places a single portobello mushroom upon the grill.

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Date: September 28th, 2014 3:41 AM
Author: Heady tanning salon internal respiration



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Date: June 29th, 2016 1:49 AM
Author: Multi-colored costumed digit ratio abode



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Date: June 29th, 2016 1:50 AM
Author: excitant startled haunted graveyard roommate



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Date: June 29th, 2016 1:50 AM
Author: geriatric talking crackhouse

180

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Date: June 29th, 2016 2:09 AM
Author: Swashbuckling mad-dog skullcap



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Date: June 29th, 2016 2:09 AM
Author: odious mischievous pocket flask mood



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Date: June 29th, 2016 2:20 AM
Author: Fighting jew indian lodge

never read a franzen novel and now I have a perfect idea of who he is thanks to op's vivid description

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2#30814757)



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Date: July 17th, 2016 11:51 PM
Author: Multi-colored costumed digit ratio abode



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Date: July 17th, 2016 11:54 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good wild water buffalo

Him and DFW would go on book tours together. DFW would brag about how much "audience pussy" he got and realized that it made Franzen extremely uncomfortable. From then on DFW made it a point to talk about and describe to Franzen the audience pussy he obtained throughout their book tours on a nightly basis.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2#30957256)



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Date: March 30th, 2017 6:35 PM
Author: chest-beating home

lol at DFW pulling insecure dork 6s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2#32956442)



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Date: March 13th, 2021 5:40 PM
Author: Vigorous locus philosopher-king

Source? I thought I read somewhere that DFW was unhappy with how little groupie pussy he got

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Date: August 26th, 2016 1:58 AM
Author: Fighting jew indian lodge



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Date: July 17th, 2016 11:51 PM
Author: Multi-colored costumed digit ratio abode



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Date: August 26th, 2016 8:05 AM
Author: Coral House-broken Public Bath



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Date: August 26th, 2016 8:06 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal alpha principal's office



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Date: December 12th, 2016 6:44 PM
Author: passionate very tactful genital piercing corner



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Date: March 30th, 2017 5:28 PM
Author: passionate very tactful genital piercing corner



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Date: March 30th, 2017 5:40 PM
Author: crusty church ceo

still funny.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2#32956038)



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Date: March 30th, 2017 6:35 PM
Author: marvelous lay hissy fit



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Date: September 17th, 2017 9:38 PM
Author: Wonderful sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2#34232299)



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Date: September 17th, 2017 9:38 PM
Author: Sepia disgusting set



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Date: September 17th, 2017 9:52 PM
Author: Shivering big kitchen



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Date: September 17th, 2017 9:53 PM
Author: carmine property



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Date: September 17th, 2017 10:26 PM
Author: saffron national

Still 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2#34232674)



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Date: November 12th, 2017 4:30 PM
Author: carmine property



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Date: November 12th, 2017 4:12 PM
Author: geriatric talking crackhouse



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Date: November 12th, 2017 4:13 PM
Author: Multi-colored costumed digit ratio abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2#34669194)



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Date: November 12th, 2017 5:05 PM
Author: chest-beating home

Franzen is hated on here because he's the epitome of an xoxoer. Neurotic, envious 130 IQ striver/grinder, who pretends he was one of the cool kids and even in success is utterly miserable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2#34669491)



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Date: November 12th, 2017 5:07 PM
Author: carmine property

MODS!

*(minus "even in success")

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2#34669505)



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Date: November 12th, 2017 5:11 PM
Author: chest-beating home

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2#34669532)



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Date: November 12th, 2017 5:14 PM
Author: carmine property

?pls

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2#34669554)



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Date: November 12th, 2017 5:17 PM
Author: Adventurous bipolar chapel



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Date: March 13th, 2021 4:48 PM
Author: Metal Pit Keepsake Machete



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Date: March 13th, 2021 5:37 PM
Author: Irate Trump Supporter

If u befriended aliens today, in exchanging intergalactic gifts from the human race, would u submit the Corrections? Really?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2#42099373)



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Date: March 13th, 2021 5:44 PM
Author: concupiscible round eye juggernaut



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Date: August 28th, 2022 8:43 PM
Author: passionate very tactful genital piercing corner



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Date: August 8th, 2025 6:39 PM
Author: ,.,....,.,.,.,:,,:,...,:::,..,,:,.,.:..,:.::,.




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Date: August 8th, 2025 6:41 PM
Author: autoadmit poaster



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