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Fake Tits suck

Recently fucked my first chick that had fake tits. Very 120....
hideous heady toaster generalized bond
  05/02/25
go gay, you won't have that issue
chestnut church
  05/02/25
There is really a wide range, you can't just generalize from...
Stirring mad cow disease
  05/02/25
CR. Fake tits also have a higher propensity to be 170-174 l...
Soul-stirring Thirsty Menage Puppy
  05/02/25
this is such a CR scientific analysis of tits that I can't h...
Violet bearded station
  05/02/25
Not the first time I have been accused of this, but no I&rsq...
Soul-stirring Thirsty Menage Puppy
  05/02/25
ha. regardless, great post, spot on.
Violet bearded station
  05/02/25
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odious stage
  05/02/25
1990's implants were terrible. maybe you should date younger...
Startled Cruise Ship
  05/02/25
I hate fake tits so much. I dated a girl for a while when sh...
Lilac trip temple place of business
  05/02/25
well that took a turn...
bossy laser beams
  05/02/25
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provocative canary pervert theater stage
  05/02/25
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swollen market multi-billionaire
  05/02/25
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bronze clown
  05/03/25
Can you poast some pics from this dead girl’s ig so we...
Soul-stirring Thirsty Menage Puppy
  05/02/25
wow
awkward yarmulke
  05/02/25
i came, thank you.
Aquamarine nursing home coldplay fan
  05/02/25
... natural tits lost all the softness and realness. I could...
Startled Cruise Ship
  05/03/25
do u think she would have survived the boat accident if she ...
Lime church building scourge upon the earth
  05/05/25
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Violent faggot firefighter cuckoldry
  05/02/25
Fuck that. Best tits I've fucked with have been the gummy be...
vibrant national
  05/02/25
Whats the difference
dead grizzly idiot principal's office
  05/02/25
Saline feels like a water balloon. Silicone feels like a fl...
motley house
  05/02/25
Don't know what a fleshlight feels like. But the gummy bears...
vibrant national
  05/02/25
Gummy bear has a better feel but there are long term health ...
Floppy magical dingle berry shitlib
  05/02/25
Health risks are not my concern. The tits are great
vibrant national
  05/02/25
I'd be married to these things. I'm not the one pushing this...
Floppy magical dingle berry shitlib
  05/02/25
If you're married to them, I would try to get her to realize...
vibrant national
  05/02/25
We've had this discussion. I think she looks great. But what...
Floppy magical dingle berry shitlib
  05/02/25
Any good pics /examples showing the difference?
dead grizzly idiot principal's office
  05/02/25
Dude, plastic surgeons post a ton of before and after pics w...
vibrant national
  05/02/25
Poast links pls tyia
dead grizzly idiot principal's office
  05/02/25
they are very firm in my limited experience
Misanthropic french chef
  05/02/25
you must massage them post surgery.
passionate rose abode newt
  05/02/25
they are 180 and of course amricans dont know how to take ca...
passionate rose abode newt
  05/02/25
But there is a huge difference between saline (hard and rock...
vibrant national
  05/02/25
Silicone is more common in thailand and that is what my wife...
passionate rose abode newt
  05/02/25
Right on, man
vibrant national
  05/02/25
also fake tits for women who had babies is def 180. after be...
passionate rose abode newt
  05/02/25
making milk tp
awkward yarmulke
  05/02/25
the best tits I have ever handled were from probably 10 year...
Violet bearded station
  05/02/25
Lol "bags of sand" comment from doodikoff
Coral Domesticated Address Factory Reset Button
  05/03/25
fuck!
Violet bearded station
  05/03/25
...
duck-like fanboi
  05/05/25
there's probably some observation bias where the quality fak...
odious stage
  05/02/25
a Q for the bort-certified plastic surgeons: what is the rea...
180 alcoholic police squad
  05/02/25
The feedback is in and clear. Silicone fake tits rule and op...
vibrant national
  05/02/25
only if the woman massages them often or if had a baby
passionate rose abode newt
  05/02/25
I love fake tits fyi
provocative canary pervert theater stage
  05/02/25
Same I literally go quasi insane when the possibility of ...
Violet bearded station
  05/02/25
the firmness is off putting if you're not used to it
Misanthropic french chef
  05/05/25


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Date: May 2nd, 2025 11:31 AM
Author: hideous heady toaster generalized bond

Recently fucked my first chick that had fake tits. Very 120. They might look good under clothes but they’re not fun at all. Felt like I was missing part of the experience with no big warm fun bags to squeeze and suck on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719561&forum_id=2#48898733)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 11:31 AM
Author: chestnut church

go gay, you won't have that issue

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719561&forum_id=2#48898734)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 11:33 AM
Author: Stirring mad cow disease

There is really a wide range, you can't just generalize from one pair. Some are very well done.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719561&forum_id=2#48898738)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 1:05 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Thirsty Menage Puppy

CR. Fake tits also have a higher propensity to be 170-174 level of both visual and tactile stimulation while real tits are like a quad-modal distribution of a small cluster in the 175-180 range, larger cluster in the 163-167 range, larger cluster in the 140-148 range and very large cluster in the 120-128 range. A true titman appreciates fakes because he places a large premium on getting access to 170+ tits.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719561&forum_id=2#48899043)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 1:45 PM
Author: Violet bearded station

this is such a CR scientific analysis of tits that I can't help but wonder if this pumo is Ironside

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719561&forum_id=2#48899167)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 1:52 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Thirsty Menage Puppy

Not the first time I have been accused of this, but no I’m not him. You, me and him are widely recognized as the leading XO big tit scholars for well over a decade now, though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719561&forum_id=2#48899188)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 1:53 PM
Author: Violet bearded station

ha. regardless, great post, spot on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719561&forum_id=2#48899197)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 1:52 PM
Author: odious stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719561&forum_id=2#48899185)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 11:41 AM
Author: Startled Cruise Ship

1990's implants were terrible. maybe you should date younger women or men

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719561&forum_id=2#48898762)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 11:42 AM
Author: Lilac trip temple place of business

I hate fake tits so much. I dated a girl for a while when she was a freshman in college. We were truly in love but broke up when we moved to different schools. I ran into her later at work when I was bartending and she came in with a tequila company as some kind of traveling promoter girl. She had big new tits. We hooked up at the end of the night after closing and I remember being so disappointed. Her natural tits lost all the softness and realness. I couldn’t cum and in the morning I drove her to her car in near silence. A few months later I heard she got herpes from a guy while auditioning for a tv show. The next summer she died pinned underwater in a boating accident.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719561&forum_id=2#48898764)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 12:31 PM
Author: bossy laser beams

well that took a turn...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719561&forum_id=2#48898907)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 12:32 PM
Author: provocative canary pervert theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719561&forum_id=2#48898913)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 12:49 PM
Author: swollen market multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719561&forum_id=2#48898967)



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Date: May 3rd, 2025 12:16 AM
Author: bronze clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719561&forum_id=2#48900621)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 1:06 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Thirsty Menage Puppy

Can you poast some pics from this dead girl’s ig so we can have a better visual sense of her fake tits v real tits?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719561&forum_id=2#48899046)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 1:33 PM
Author: awkward yarmulke

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719561&forum_id=2#48899133)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:24 PM
Author: Aquamarine nursing home coldplay fan

i came, thank you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719561&forum_id=2#48899679)



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Date: May 3rd, 2025 9:05 AM
Author: Startled Cruise Ship

... natural tits lost all the softness and realness. I couldn’t cum because Im gay and in the morning I drove her to her car in near silence. A few months later I heard she got married to a guy while auditioning for a tv show. The next summer she had baby boy. As for me, I poast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719561&forum_id=2#48900914)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 9:21 AM
Author: Lime church building scourge upon the earth

do u think she would have survived the boat accident if she still had her natural tits?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719561&forum_id=2#48904670)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 11:46 AM
Author: Violent faggot firefighter cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719561&forum_id=2#48898778)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 12:42 PM
Author: vibrant national

Fuck that. Best tits I've fucked with have been the gummy bear fake tits. Silicone is great for tits. Saline is generally shit though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719561&forum_id=2#48898947)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 12:43 PM
Author: dead grizzly idiot principal's office

Whats the difference

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719561&forum_id=2#48898955)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 12:48 PM
Author: motley house

Saline feels like a water balloon. Silicone feels like a fleshlight.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719561&forum_id=2#48898963)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 12:51 PM
Author: vibrant national

Don't know what a fleshlight feels like. But the gummy bears I've handled have felt basically real if you enjoy the firm, full style of tits and not the gross, super soft/deflated type of tits

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719561&forum_id=2#48898981)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 12:48 PM
Author: Floppy magical dingle berry shitlib

Gummy bear has a better feel but there are long term health concerns. Saline is like a hard water balloon but it's just salt water. Some places also do fat transfers, with very limited success. My wife just did a consultation. I was ballpark expecting around $10k. It's almost twice that amount at like $18k. We'll see.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719561&forum_id=2#48898965)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 12:50 PM
Author: vibrant national

Health risks are not my concern. The tits are great

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719561&forum_id=2#48898975)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: Floppy magical dingle berry shitlib

I'd be married to these things. I'm not the one pushing this. And they have to be replaced every decade? Fuck that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719561&forum_id=2#48898991)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: vibrant national

If you're married to them, I would try to get her to realize none of this shit really matters. If she buys into this as a fix, it will snowball into other cosmetic fixes until she looks like Donatella Versace

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719561&forum_id=2#48899026)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 1:51 PM
Author: Floppy magical dingle berry shitlib

We've had this discussion. I think she looks great. But whatever she wants to do I get it. She had 4 kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719561&forum_id=2#48899180)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 12:50 PM
Author: dead grizzly idiot principal's office

Any good pics /examples showing the difference?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719561&forum_id=2#48898977)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 1:01 PM
Author: vibrant national

Dude, plastic surgeons post a ton of before and after pics with all details.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719561&forum_id=2#48899029)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 3:06 PM
Author: dead grizzly idiot principal's office

Poast links pls tyia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719561&forum_id=2#48899435)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 12:45 PM
Author: Misanthropic french chef

they are very firm in my limited experience

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719561&forum_id=2#48898958)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 12:54 PM
Author: passionate rose abode newt

you must massage them post surgery.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719561&forum_id=2#48898998)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 12:54 PM
Author: passionate rose abode newt

they are 180 and of course amricans dont know how to take care of them. you need to massage them. you dont just spend money at the doc and problem sovled!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719561&forum_id=2#48899001)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 12:59 PM
Author: vibrant national

But there is a huge difference between saline (hard and rock-like) and silicone (supple and lifelike firm). Most tits in the US went saline in the 90s to 2010 or so. Not sure if other countries did this too, but if not, know that saline are totally different and really do suck and look stupid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719561&forum_id=2#48899022)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 1:01 PM
Author: passionate rose abode newt

Silicone is more common in thailand and that is what my wife has

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719561&forum_id=2#48899031)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 1:30 PM
Author: vibrant national

Right on, man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719561&forum_id=2#48899125)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 1:40 PM
Author: passionate rose abode newt

also fake tits for women who had babies is def 180. after being pregnant and making milk, it expands the boobs and make them perfect for some silicon implants.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719561&forum_id=2#48899160)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 1:47 PM
Author: awkward yarmulke

making milk tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719561&forum_id=2#48899169)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 1:49 PM
Author: Violet bearded station

the best tits I have ever handled were from probably 10 years ago. Fake and huge, squishy like real tits but very perky. Couldn't have been a more perfect "big" size. Just incredible and even now I think about them almost every day.

Also helped that she had the best vag i've ever felt too, by a fucking mile. She was so batshit crazy too, very prole (but hot), but always really nice to me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719561&forum_id=2#48899175)



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Date: May 3rd, 2025 10:09 AM
Author: Coral Domesticated Address Factory Reset Button

Lol "bags of sand" comment from doodikoff

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719561&forum_id=2#48901027)



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Date: May 3rd, 2025 10:38 AM
Author: Violet bearded station

fuck!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719561&forum_id=2#48901086)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 9:15 AM
Author: duck-like fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719561&forum_id=2#48904658)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 1:55 PM
Author: odious stage

there's probably some observation bias where the quality fakes you might not have even noticed they're fake whereas obvious ones feel and look unnatural. and also someone who got gauche fakes is more likely to comment about them whereas someone going for naturals is less likely to volunteer they're fake.

i've heard high quality ones are very good these days.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719561&forum_id=2#48899215)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: 180 alcoholic police squad

a Q for the bort-certified plastic surgeons: what is the reason that some fake tits feel noticeably colder?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719561&forum_id=2#48899240)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 2:42 PM
Author: vibrant national

The feedback is in and clear. Silicone fake tits rule and op should retract/beg for mercy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719561&forum_id=2#48899363)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 2:44 PM
Author: passionate rose abode newt

only if the woman massages them often

or if had a baby

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719561&forum_id=2#48899366)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 7:54 PM
Author: provocative canary pervert theater stage

I love fake tits fyi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719561&forum_id=2#48900107)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 9:25 PM
Author: Violet bearded station

Same

I literally go quasi insane when the possibility of squeezing some presents itself , like some innate carnal instinct

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719561&forum_id=2#48900256)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 9:14 AM
Author: Misanthropic french chef

the firmness is off putting if you're not used to it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719561&forum_id=2#48904656)