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if your kid falls off a cruise ship, are you jumping in after?

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Lime mad-dog skullcap
  06/30/25
I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/s...
Cyan hyperventilating tanning salon
  06/30/25
Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work w...
Soul-stirring Mexican
  06/30/25
I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. ...
wild beady-eyed spot police squad
  07/01/25
Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is t...
bateful parlor
  07/06/25
how much life insurance do they have?
tan lascivious reading party cruise ship
  06/30/25
Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even ...
walnut voyeur indian lodge
  06/30/25
You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you...
Aquamarine ladyboy deer antler
  06/30/25
the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocea...
grizzly school cafeteria keepsake machete
  06/30/25
just jump is ALWAYS tcr this bro lived https://x.com/a...
Lime mad-dog skullcap
  06/30/25
now that's what i call a hypo. rationally you shouldn't d...
aphrodisiac principal's office
  06/30/25
This just happened IRL https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939...
Cerebral boistinker whorehouse
  06/30/25
lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comm...
massive pale legend temple
  06/30/25
“ackshually, you should go seek help from a profession...
Lime mad-dog skullcap
  06/30/25
180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.
Big jet stage
  06/30/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs
aqua flatulent newt piazza
  07/03/25
If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't hav...
henna hairless bawdyhouse
  06/30/25
cr
Lime mad-dog skullcap
  06/30/25
what about your other kids?
aphrodisiac principal's office
  06/30/25
? my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.
Saffron Sneaky Criminal Senate
  06/30/25
(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)
Big jet stage
  06/30/25
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maroon menage
  07/01/25
dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night....
massive pale legend temple
  06/30/25
His wife will probably have sex with him too
henna hairless bawdyhouse
  06/30/25
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vibrant feces
  07/01/25
*bussy
territorial pozpig
  06/30/25
Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good I...
walnut voyeur indian lodge
  06/30/25
Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter i...
Mustard Self-centered Locale
  06/30/25
(actual married male)
cordovan laser beams hell
  06/30/25
fuck
massive pale legend temple
  06/30/25
Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch ...
Mustard Self-centered Locale
  06/30/25
this is a sick post even for you.
Cyan hyperventilating tanning salon
  06/30/25
i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husb...
massive pale legend temple
  06/30/25
absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.
Saffron Sneaky Criminal Senate
  06/30/25
Jewish projection is a bitch
Lime mad-dog skullcap
  06/30/25
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glittery set
  07/07/25
is this what married men have to do to convince their wives ...
lake hairy legs scourge upon the earth
  06/30/25
id probably grab a flotation device first
shaky corner really tough guy
  06/30/25
(Smart Dad)
Aggressive cheese-eating library
  06/30/25
more like (dad of a dead kid)
Lime mad-dog skullcap
  06/30/25
my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself ...
shaky corner really tough guy
  06/30/25
Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on t...
maroon menage
  07/01/25
(shortmo kids)
shaky corner really tough guy
  07/01/25
Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the ...
Fluffy Brunch Juggernaut
  06/30/25
this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point
Lime mad-dog skullcap
  06/30/25
(Disney in house lawyer)
Lavender swashbuckling chad
  06/30/25
(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint...
Multi-colored purple native
  06/30/25
tcr
maroon menage
  07/01/25
just jump
awkward dashing center
  06/30/25
ALWAYS tcr
Lime mad-dog skullcap
  06/30/25
...
Canary shrine
  07/01/25
Depends which kid
Chrome Appetizing Bbw Kitty
  06/30/25
wow
Lime mad-dog skullcap
  06/30/25
Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take h...
Lilac heaven genital piercing
  06/30/25
JFC man
Lime mad-dog skullcap
  06/30/25
Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law st...
grizzly school cafeteria keepsake machete
  06/30/25
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awkward dashing center
  06/30/25
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massive pale legend temple
  06/30/25
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Big jet stage
  06/30/25
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Red jet-lagged location
  06/30/25
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contagious hateful goyim
  06/30/25
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Lavender swashbuckling chad
  06/30/25
sealclubber?
Multi-colored purple native
  06/30/25
so, without you, none of this would even be possible?
lake hairy legs scourge upon the earth
  06/30/25
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sickened sadistic resort
  07/01/25
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vibrant feces
  07/01/25
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flesh exhilarant filthpig
  07/01/25
i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it ho...
milky space athletic conference
  07/01/25
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Pearly pit marketing idea
  07/01/25
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wild beady-eyed spot police squad
  07/01/25
*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*
tan lascivious reading party cruise ship
  06/30/25
bro
Lime mad-dog skullcap
  06/30/25
...
Multi-colored purple native
  06/30/25
lol
maroon menage
  07/01/25
...
ebony stead antidepressant drug
  07/01/25
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who...
Motley claret twinkling uncleanness house
  06/30/25
jfc
Lime mad-dog skullcap
  06/30/25
eric clapton stunned
aphrodisiac principal's office
  06/30/25
jfc, the poor parents
Red jet-lagged location
  06/30/25
i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet
contagious hateful goyim
  06/30/25
I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten ...
maroon menage
  07/01/25
Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.
Motley claret twinkling uncleanness house
  07/01/25
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Aggressive cheese-eating library
  07/01/25
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contagious hateful goyim
  07/06/25
He should have jumped
Pearly pit marketing idea
  07/01/25
how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (5...
Avocado Public Bath Boiling Water
  06/30/25
lol at libs. it’s water, bro. you just jump in.
Saffron Sneaky Criminal Senate
  06/30/25
cr this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling ...
Lime mad-dog skullcap
  06/30/25
it's telling that even on the internet where they could pret...
massive pale legend temple
  06/30/25
...
Lime mad-dog skullcap
  07/01/25
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Crystalline Titillating School Karate
  07/01/25
lol
maroon menage
  07/01/25
...
awkward dashing center
  06/30/25
never gone over 25 feet because of the fear
Bipolar white station
  06/30/25
If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before...
violet passionate turdskin kitchen
  07/01/25
Where did you come up with "head first"? Profes...
high-end incel parlour
  07/02/25
Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished o...
Pearl deranged double fault
  06/30/25
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-die...
Brindle Garrison Blood Rage
  07/01/25
it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going ov...
Crystalline Titillating School Karate
  07/01/25
Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids sti...
drab vivacious electric furnace
  06/30/25
is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink withou...
Lime mad-dog skullcap
  07/01/25
Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say y...
maroon menage
  07/01/25
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Lime mad-dog skullcap
  07/01/25
Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under marit...
vibrant feces
  07/01/25
😟
Supple becky
  07/01/25
...
Brass national affirmative action
  07/01/25
holy shit
Lime mad-dog skullcap
  07/01/25
yes absolutely
Crystalline Titillating School Karate
  07/01/25
Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.
wonderful state place of business
  07/01/25
Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’...
Pearly pit marketing idea
  07/01/25
You jump in no matter what
walnut voyeur indian lodge
  07/01/25
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Lime mad-dog skullcap
  07/02/25
Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and yo...
Pearly pit marketing idea
  07/02/25
Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate
Pearly pit marketing idea
  07/02/25
Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would peri...
Chrome Appetizing Bbw Kitty
  07/05/25
That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if...
walnut voyeur indian lodge
  07/06/25
I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my k...
Lime mad-dog skullcap
  07/06/25
its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with ...
iridescent bonkers depressive site
  07/05/25
yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is p...
vibrant feces
  07/06/25
kid yes, wife no
Onyx alcoholic friendly grandma
  07/06/25
that was unnecessary
Lime mad-dog skullcap
  07/06/25
...
Chrome Appetizing Bbw Kitty
  07/06/25
If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it wou...
Fantasy-prone Free-loading Dopamine Sound Barrier
  07/06/25
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contagious hateful goyim
  07/06/25
lol
maroon menage
  07/07/25
wow
Lime mad-dog skullcap
  07/07/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Lime mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061236)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: Cyan hyperventilating tanning salon

I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/she would be taking that trip without me depriving me of the opportunity to jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061241)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Mexican

Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work would allow me to go on one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061487)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: wild beady-eyed spot police squad

I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. Your massive frame would cause ruptures in the deck, not to mention the fuel costs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064550)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: bateful parlor

Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is that a shark might mistake you for a seal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49076352)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: tan lascivious reading party cruise ship

how much life insurance do they have?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061242)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: walnut voyeur indian lodge

Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even if I can't find him in the swells, and he can only hear me yelling his name; and even on the chance he can't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Aquamarine ladyboy deer antler

You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you have to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061246)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: grizzly school cafeteria keepsake machete

the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061294)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Lime mad-dog skullcap

just jump is ALWAYS tcr

this bro lived

https://x.com/aleclace/status/1939764025169998323

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061317)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: aphrodisiac principal's office

now that's what i call a hypo.

rationally you shouldn't do it, but you're probably jumping in without thinking about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061248)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: Cerebral boistinker whorehouse

This just happened IRL

https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939738528734380304?s=61

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061251)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: massive pale legend temple

lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061275)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: Lime mad-dog skullcap

“ackshually, you should go seek help from a professional”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061286)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Big jet stage

180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061686)



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Date: July 3rd, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: aqua flatulent newt piazza

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49070086)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: henna hairless bawdyhouse

If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't have kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Lime mad-dog skullcap

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061270)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: aphrodisiac principal's office

what about your other kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061282)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Saffron Sneaky Criminal Senate

?

my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061414)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: Big jet stage

(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061811)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:27 AM
Author: maroon menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062447)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: massive pale legend temple

dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061254)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: henna hairless bawdyhouse

His wife will probably have sex with him too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061267)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: vibrant feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062635)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: territorial pozpig

*bussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061298)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: walnut voyeur indian lodge

Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good Instagram value

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061308)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Mustard Self-centered Locale

Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter into the parental bed and the kid won’t be back in their own bedroom for at least six months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061316)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: cordovan laser beams hell

(actual married male)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061773)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: massive pale legend temple

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061824)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: Mustard Self-centered Locale

Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch their segment on the news where mom got to give a giant teary interview. Local news gets him a vanilla romp equivalent to when they’d been dating 1.5 years. A prime time national news interview gets him the Lauren Sanchez/Megan Markle depravity special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061869)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: Cyan hyperventilating tanning salon

this is a sick post even for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061357)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: massive pale legend temple

i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husband's heroics + adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061405)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: Saffron Sneaky Criminal Senate

absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061421)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: Lime mad-dog skullcap

Jewish projection is a bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061427)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: glittery set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49078762)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:29 PM
Author: lake hairy legs scourge upon the earth

is this what married men have to do to convince their wives to have sex with them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062016)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: shaky corner really tough guy

id probably grab a flotation device first

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061255)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Aggressive cheese-eating library

(Smart Dad)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061265)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Lime mad-dog skullcap

more like (dad of a dead kid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061272)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: shaky corner really tough guy

my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself afloat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061713)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:30 AM
Author: maroon menage

Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on the railing of a moving cruise ship while out at sea and you shouldn’t have come up with such a stupid fucking idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062448)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: shaky corner really tough guy

(shortmo kids)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062661)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Fluffy Brunch Juggernaut

Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the rail to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061266)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Lime mad-dog skullcap

this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061283)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: Lavender swashbuckling chad

(Disney in house lawyer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061312)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: Multi-colored purple native

(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061328)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:33 AM
Author: maroon menage

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062449)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: awkward dashing center

just jump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061336)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: Lime mad-dog skullcap

ALWAYS tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061345)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: Canary shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064523)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: Chrome Appetizing Bbw Kitty

Depends which kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061384)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Lime mad-dog skullcap

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061398)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: Lilac heaven genital piercing

Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take his kids on a "disney cruise" to begin with. He comes out even. Real heros are the disney compliance folks who ensured appropriate policy and procedures were in place and executed upon by trained crew members, and of course the disney C suite without whom none of this would even be possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061394)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Lime mad-dog skullcap

JFC man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061399)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: grizzly school cafeteria keepsake machete

Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law streets fighting for the Dad who sued Disney after his daughter ended up with a broken collarbone. Those medical expenses and personal trauma don't pay for themselves, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061404)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: awkward dashing center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061410)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: massive pale legend temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Big jet stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061712)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: Red jet-lagged location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061777)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: contagious hateful goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061817)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: Lavender swashbuckling chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062020)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: Multi-colored purple native

sealclubber?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:46 PM
Author: lake hairy legs scourge upon the earth

so, without you, none of this would even be possible?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062247)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:09 AM
Author: sickened sadistic resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062443)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: vibrant feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062637)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: flesh exhilarant filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062948)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: milky space athletic conference

i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063691)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: Pearly pit marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063718)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: wild beady-eyed spot police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064589)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: tan lascivious reading party cruise ship

*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061415)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: Lime mad-dog skullcap

bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061443)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: Multi-colored purple native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062245)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: maroon menage

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062450)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: ebony stead antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062979)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: Motley claret twinkling uncleanness house

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who-fell-out-cruise-ship-window-sentenced-3-n1257067

The grandfather who was with his 18-month-old granddaughter when she fell to her death from an open window on a Royal Caribbean cruise ship was sentenced Monday to three years of probation, according to Puerto Rico's Department of Justice.

Salvatore “Sam” Anello, of Valparaiso, Indiana, pleaded guilty to negligent homicide last year after his granddaughter, Chloe Wiegand, fell through an 11-story window from the ship docked in San Juan, Puerto Rico, in July 2019.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061441)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: Lime mad-dog skullcap

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061454)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:54 PM
Author: aphrodisiac principal's office

eric clapton stunned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061798)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: Red jet-lagged location

jfc, the poor parents

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061808)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: contagious hateful goyim

i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061822)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:37 AM
Author: maroon menage

I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten by an alligator at a Disney resort with the dad punching the alligator and the little boy screaming daddy help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062451)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: Motley claret twinkling uncleanness house

Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062632)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: Aggressive cheese-eating library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064521)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: contagious hateful goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077604)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: Pearly pit marketing idea

He should have jumped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063719)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: Avocado Public Bath Boiling Water

how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (50+ feet)? i've only done it a few times, and i see how anyone in a hurry/panic would fuck it up completely.

you're supposed to relax beforehand and maintain good form by stretching your arms over your head so that your hands form a wedge. that wedge is what is supposed to strike the water first, creating a safe entry for the rest of your body.

the next-best entry is supposedly to hit the water feet-first with your toes extended to also form a bit of a wedge, but that's more likely to result in leg injuries.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061480)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:09 PM
Author: Saffron Sneaky Criminal Senate

lol at libs.

it’s water, bro. you just jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061492)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: Lime mad-dog skullcap

cr

this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling incoherently to his wife and cops about wedges while they dredge his kid from the bottom of the sea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061501)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: massive pale legend temple

it's telling that even on the internet where they could pretend to be a tough guy their minds immediately go to making excuses about why it would be a bad idea. lib baby falls in and the headline would be "panicked former dad explains water surface tension is as rigid as concrete from fifty feet high"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061528)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:48 AM
Author: Lime mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062397)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: Crystalline Titillating School Karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064441)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:39 AM
Author: maroon menage

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062452)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: awkward dashing center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061509)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: Bipolar white station

never gone over 25 feet because of the fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062022)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 6:59 PM
Author: violet passionate turdskin kitchen

If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before going in otherwise you'll get water shot up your ass hole. I know a guy that fell barefoot waterskiing at about the same speed. He had to see a Dr because his ass was bleeding inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064439)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: high-end incel parlour

Where did you come up with "head first"?

Professional high divers and cliff jumpers always land feet first.

https://youtu.be/h-Z8_qsQYXc?t=86

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065730)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: Pearl deranged double fault

Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished out, and in the meantime I can provide immediate action rather than minutes of delay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061591)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:58 AM
Author: Brindle Garrison Blood Rage

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-dies-falling-overboard-cruise-ship-Channel-Islands.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062469)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: Crystalline Titillating School Karate

it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going overboard on a cruise ship. you have to be ready to die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063005)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: drab vivacious electric furnace

Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids still on boat with wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061717)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:49 AM
Author: Lime mad-dog skullcap

is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink without you?

also, she would 100% take the kids and leave you anyways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062398)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:25 AM
Author: maroon menage

Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say yes, without hesitation. It would be instinctive. I don’t know how any parent could answer otherwise.

I love my mixed kids more than anything in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062446)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:14 AM
Author: Lime mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062459)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:28 AM
Author: vibrant feces

Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under maritime salvage laws he gets to keep him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062639)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Supple becky

😟

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062977)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: Brass national affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063002)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: Lime mad-dog skullcap

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064258)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: Crystalline Titillating School Karate

yes absolutely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063006)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: wonderful state place of business

Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063715)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:20 PM
Author: Pearly pit marketing idea

Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’s a bright clear day yes. If it’s rainy and 15-foot seas at 3 am, probably not. This is partly why I had so many kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063724)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: walnut voyeur indian lodge

You jump in no matter what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064533)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: Lime mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065395)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: Pearly pit marketing idea

Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and you have other kids. Sometimes kids get got.

Also, which kid it is really does play a minor role in the decision to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065717)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:15 AM
Author: Pearly pit marketing idea

Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065721)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: Chrome Appetizing Bbw Kitty

Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would perish alongside him but you’d prevent your son from dying terrified and alone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49075086)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 4:42 AM
Author: walnut voyeur indian lodge

That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if you can't actually find him in the water, and you know you are 99% unlikely to find him, it is still worth it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49075651)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 1:44 PM
Author: Lime mad-dog skullcap

I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my kid die while doing nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49076284)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: iridescent bonkers depressive site

its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with me in the first place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49075101)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: vibrant feces

yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is prole helldrome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077073)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Onyx alcoholic friendly grandma

kid yes, wife no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077209)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: Lime mad-dog skullcap

that was unnecessary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077438)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: Chrome Appetizing Bbw Kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077539)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone Free-loading Dopamine Sound Barrier

If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it would be very boorish behavior so I'd have to just let him drown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077548)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: contagious hateful goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077605)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: maroon menage

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49078741)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: Lime mad-dog skullcap

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49078889)