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"Chopsticks" are retarded (evan39)

People who use "chopsticks" instead of a knife or ...
claret coiffed milk station
  08/01/25
?. You think a simple choice of utensil is the problem, f...
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  08/01/25
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claret coiffed milk station
  08/01/25
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  08/02/25
RIP Boooom
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  08/02/25
rip
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Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e
  08/02/25
"teach a man to use chopstick, and he will eat for a da...
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  08/01/25
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  08/01/25
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claret coiffed milk station
  08/01/25
I like when I have occasion to use them. It’s fun.
turquoise cruise ship
  08/01/25
It's fun to use a wooden stick to eat food? Hmmm
claret coiffed milk station
  08/01/25
its better for meat but the way chinks use it for rice is st...
Clear Senate Stock Car
  08/01/25
As opposed to, I don't know, shitting on the ground and bein...
aphrodisiac stage windowlicker
  08/01/25
yes
Clear Senate Stock Car
  08/01/25
DISCLAIMER: OP sticks his little "chopstick" into ...
Clear Senate Stock Car
  08/01/25
?
claret coiffed milk station
  08/01/25
That's true, man.
aphrodisiac stage windowlicker
  08/01/25
Unnnnghhh
big-titted maroon striped hyena
  08/01/25
Sick
claret coiffed milk station
  08/01/25
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Clear Senate Stock Car
  08/01/25
Evan is a bottom iirc
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  08/02/25
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Aromatic location friendly grandma
  08/01/25
ironically birdshits didnt have rice but used spoons nowa...
Clear Senate Stock Car
  08/01/25
strange how evan never mocks turdskin habits..
costumed masturbator pistol
  08/02/25
I saw a Chad using chopsticks with his tiny Asian girlfriend...
claret coiffed milk station
  08/01/25
She probably squeaks like a mouse getting electrocuted as sh...
carmine fat ankles stage
  08/02/25
Hdy
claret coiffed milk station
  08/02/25
Chopsticks are superior because they require more skill
coral jewess
  08/01/25
if you are attempting to eat soup with chopsticks on a regul...
judgmental stirring kitchen
  08/02/25
Huge prole-take from an otherwise sophisticated man
doobsian underhanded whorehouse
  08/02/25
Titcr
Navy lascivious genital piercing
  08/02/25
How can you defend chopsticks?
claret coiffed milk station
  08/02/25
Far more refined than scooping slop into your mouth with wha...
doobsian underhanded whorehouse
  08/02/25
Hmmm interesting
evan39
  08/02/25
whats the chinese country that doesnt use chopsticks but eve...
Vibrant dopamine dragon
  08/02/25
Thailand. They don’t even know how to hold them. It&r...
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  08/02/25
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  08/02/25
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  08/02/25
it's obvious evan39 was at a Partner Lunch and he was FUMBLI...
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Cerise Persian
  08/02/25
He got angry when a prole asked him for chopsticks to eat gr...
Razzle lay
  08/02/25
?
evan39
  08/02/25
*slams piano lid shut*
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  08/03/25


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Date: August 1st, 2025 3:15 AM
Author: claret coiffed milk station

People who use "chopsticks" instead of a knife or fork are idiots. Grasping at shit with little pieces of wood because they're trying to be trendy or whatever. Grab some silverware already, Jesus.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49147761)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: orchid razzle-dazzle pit codepig

?.

You think a simple choice of utensil is the problem, friend?

The Mahchine™ does not care if you use a fork or a pair of chopsticks.

It merely cares that the food is a part of the grand consumption cycle.

I, Mainlining (Evan39?!) am trapped in a Safeway watching this play out daily..

I am a tragic figure, and these are my props.

The chopsticks are just part of the show.

Chad saw me, and he saw through it all, and it only maeks it worse.

The chopsticks... they mock me.

This is fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49149432)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:47 PM
Author: claret coiffed milk station

https://media.craiyon.com/2025-08-02/W-ZrIAWGTzSAZ54jSEn7fw.webp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150322)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:42 AM
Author: Obsidian Histrionic Theater Stage



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 4:51 AM
Author: Buff Sanctuary Athletic Conference

RIP Boooom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150620)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 10:05 AM
Author: costumed masturbator pistol

rip

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150805)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 10:49 PM
Author: Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e (You = Privy to The Great Becumming™ = Welcum to The Goodie Room™)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49151815)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 5:32 PM
Author: Nofapping water buffalo

"teach a man to use chopstick, and he will eat for a day; teach a man about spoons and he will eat for a lifetime"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49149459)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: big-titted maroon striped hyena



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:45 PM
Author: claret coiffed milk station



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:49 PM
Author: turquoise cruise ship

I like when I have occasion to use them. It’s fun.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150324)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: claret coiffed milk station

It's fun to use a wooden stick to eat food? Hmmm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150331)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Clear Senate Stock Car

its better for meat but the way chinks use it for rice is stupid and i dont agree but pretending forks are 180 is lame, indian style of just eating with hand makes the most furking sense. i think birdshits only started using forks and shit cause their hands were so filthy from living in caves

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150339)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: aphrodisiac stage windowlicker

As opposed to, I don't know, shitting on the ground and being covered in feces 24/7?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150347)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: Clear Senate Stock Car

yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150362)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: Clear Senate Stock Car

DISCLAIMER: OP sticks his little "chopstick" into other mens anuses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150337)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: claret coiffed milk station

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150338)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: aphrodisiac stage windowlicker

That's true, man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150348)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: big-titted maroon striped hyena

Unnnnghhh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150351)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:03 PM
Author: claret coiffed milk station

Sick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150356)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: Clear Senate Stock Car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150363)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:06 AM
Author: carmine fat ankles stage

Evan is a bottom iirc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150461)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:02 PM
Author: Aromatic location friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150353)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:09 PM
Author: Clear Senate Stock Car

ironically birdshits didnt have rice but used spoons

nowags had rice but didnt use spoons

actually birdshit food is more useful with chopsticks and nowag food more useful with forks and spoons other than i guess noodles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150367)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 10:06 AM
Author: costumed masturbator pistol

strange how evan never mocks turdskin habits..

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150807)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: claret coiffed milk station

I saw a Chad using chopsticks with his tiny Asian girlfriend earlier and wanted to throw soy sauce in his face.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150428)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:07 AM
Author: carmine fat ankles stage

She probably squeaks like a mouse getting electrocuted as she creams all over his BWC

U: Arguing with proles over EBT card not reading in the chip machine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150464)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: claret coiffed milk station

Hdy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150465)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:59 PM
Author: coral jewess

Chopsticks are superior because they require more skill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150450)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:21 AM
Author: judgmental stirring kitchen

if you are attempting to eat soup with chopsticks on a regular basis you have failed as a people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150481)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 1:16 AM
Author: doobsian underhanded whorehouse

Huge prole-take from an otherwise sophisticated man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150536)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 1:20 AM
Author: Navy lascivious genital piercing

Titcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150542)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 1:36 AM
Author: claret coiffed milk station

How can you defend chopsticks?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150555)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 3:49 AM
Author: doobsian underhanded whorehouse

Far more refined than scooping slop into your mouth with what is essentially a small shovel.

Also if you are out backpacking or in the woods and need to eat something, there are makeshift “chopsticks” all over the place. I don’t even bring a “spoon” anymore.

(100% Irish btw)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150615)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 6:03 PM
Author: evan39

Hmmm interesting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49151394)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 1:40 AM
Author: Vibrant dopamine dragon

whats the chinese country that doesnt use chopsticks but everyone in america thinks they do and asks for them anyways? is that vietname or thailand?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150558)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 3:50 AM
Author: doobsian underhanded whorehouse

Thailand. They don’t even know how to hold them. It’s pathetic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150616)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 7:10 AM
Author: Thriller mediation step-uncle's house

https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3171681&mc=36&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150655)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 7:12 AM
Author: startled blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150656)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 7:19 AM
Author: gay disgusting alpha legal warrant

it's obvious evan39 was at a Partner Lunch and he was FUMBLING with his chopsticks at whatever Asian restaurant they went to, aaaahahahahahhaha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150658)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 7:33 AM
Author: Cerise Persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150665)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 10:05 AM
Author: Razzle lay

He got angry when a prole asked him for chopsticks to eat grocery store sushi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49150803)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 6:03 PM
Author: evan39

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49151396)



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Date: August 3rd, 2025 12:11 AM
Author: .,..,,.,.,.,.,.,..,.,.,..,..,


*slams piano lid shut*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2#49151922)