Date: May 30th, 2012 1:32 PM
Author: swashbuckling burgundy abode
Con law - because Congress said so, faggot
Contracts - pay up, faggot
Torts - get the fuck off me, faggot
Evidence - that's hearsay, faggot
Property - this land is my land, faggot
Crim - you're going to jail, faggot
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1959796&forum_id=2#20792768)