The regular crowd shuffles in

There's an old man lifting next to me

Trying to get a quick tug and a jizz

He says, "Son can you show me a turtleback?

I'm not really sure how it goes

But it seems really sweet

And would stiffen my meat

If you would just stim up my holes."

Now Dan Otter at the gym is a friend of mine

He gets me my twinks for free

And he's quick with a poke or to get your cock stoked

But there's someplace that he'd rather be

He says, "Yann, I believe this is killing me."

As my cum ran away from his face

"Well, I'm sure that I could be a nudie star

If I could shoot nut into space."

Now Snake is a real estate muscleman

Who is straight as fuck with a wife

And he's talking with JK, whose cock's like an AK

shooting round after round clean and white.

And the towel boy is practicing sucking dicks

As the businessmen slowly get blowed

Yes they're sharing a twink they call "Loneliness"

But it's better than lifting while clothed.

It's a pretty good crowd for a Saturday

The gym manager gives me a smile

'Cause he knows it's my D, they've been coming to see

And get sprayed down with white for a while.

And my balls are packed full like an arsenal

As a tongue penetrates my rear

And they lift up the bar and shoot semen real far

And say, "It's totally not queer!"

Stim up your dong, you're the Yann-o man!

Stim up your dong, tonight

Well we're all in the mood for your massive D

And you've got us feeling alright.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3922446&forum_id=2#35634515)

finally a worthy contender to end the IFNB songthreading slump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3922446&forum_id=2#35634558)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3922446&forum_id=2#37153391)