Date: September 2nd, 2024 11:39 PM
Author: emerald irradiated sound barrier mad cow disease
—Walks home alone and gets beaten up; his mom isn’t home
—Doesn’t get laid
—Can’t play college football bc niggers are too fast
—Military isn’t recruiting or drafting
—Really likes grunge music
—Watches the Oklahoma City bombing coverage on CNN
—Plays parappa the rappa
—Dies of opiate overdose
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